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OMGWTFBIBLE

David Tuchmanomgwtfbible.com
In this monthly podcast, David Tuchman is joined by special guests who will read his new translation of the Torah chapter-by-chapter while he makes sarcastic comments.
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Episodes

24.1: Names - Chapter 13

Y-Love is an international rap star who seamlessly blends Judaism, Hebrew, English, and Aramaic into his music. So he was the perfect person to help OMGWTFBIBLE host David Tuchman come up with creative new ways to read Parshat Va’era, the second portion in Exodus. In this first part of the reading, Y-Love dropped some serious knowledge about how Facebook’s been penalizing people not using their legal names on their profiles (which they kinda-sorta fixed today) and about the Hebrew word “Vayikach...

Oct 03, 201419 min

23.4: Names - Chapters 11-12

In the latest episode of OMGWTFBIBLE, host David Tuchman and guest Mordechai Levovitz of Jewish Queer Youth reach the end of Parshat Shmot and try to draw a lesson from it all. For David, this chapter is the start of the Bible describing something bigger than that one little family God anointed as his favorites. But what does Mordechai learn? Listen below to find out! Get more at www.omgwtfbible.com.

Sep 19, 201420 min

23.3: Names - Chapters 7-10

OMGWTFBIBLE dives ever further into Exodus! This week, host David Tuchman reads even more Bible with Mordechai Levovitz of Jewish Queer Youth , and they cover a number of pressing questions, like: What exactly is Moses’s relationship with Yitro? What does God do when nobody’s around? And why is he so long-winded? Find out in this week’s installment, in which Moses is called to SAVE. HIS. PEOPLE. Also, discover how the Bible inspired Groot ....

Sep 12, 201420 min

23.2: Names - Chapters 2-6

OMGWTFBIBLE is back and diving into Exodus! This week, David Tuchman reads some Bible with Mordechai Levovitz of Jewish Queer Youth. Just how devious does Paraoh get this week? What centuries-old disagreement did sages have about the elasticity of his daughter’s arm? And why in the world hasn’t this show been making stereotypical French jokes about Rashi for years. Find out this week!

Sep 05, 201415 min

23.1: Names - Intro and Chapter 1

David Tuchman kicks off his own personal translation of Exodus with Mordechai Levovitz of Jewish Queer Youth. After discussing the Bible and all sortsof Jew stuff, David and Mordechai get to reading all about Jacob and how his family got down to Egypt.

Aug 29, 201424 min

Just the Bible Bits 1: Part 4

In the final Genesis megasode of this Bible comedy podcast, David Tuchman is joined by Leah Vincent, Josh Yuter, Michael Malice, and many many more guests as they read a whole slew of chapters, detailing Joseph's journey to Egypt and reuinification with Jacob and all the other Jews. Oh, and some jokes. If you haven't listened to Just the Bible Bits 1-3, you should probably do that now so you can catch up on the first 18 episodes of Genesis. If you have, listen already! What are you waiting for, ...

Aug 22, 20141 hr 36 min

21: In the Beginning - Chapters Forty-nine through Fifty-three

Michael Malice joins David Tuchman to read David's funny Bible. This month, they talk about being Jewish and Joseph shows his family who he really is and sorta kinda isn't so nice to the Egyptian people. In which Yoseph finally comes clean

May 30, 201445 min

Just the Bible Bits 1: Part 3

Catch up on all the Bible craziness with these jam-packed, king-sized episodes! Part 2 of Just the Bible Bits 1 features chapters 23-41.

Apr 07, 20141 hr 39 min

19: In the Beginning - Chapters Forty-two through Forty-four

OMGWTFBIBLE goes back to shul! David Tuchman is joined by Rabbi Josh Yuter as they watch Yoseph go from jailer to sailor! Prison to risen? Behind bars to in charge! In which Yoseph talks to a lot of guys about their dreams

Mar 28, 201440 min

17: In the Beginning - Chapters Thirty-five through Thirty-eight

OMGWTFBIBLE goes to shul! The Stanton Street Shul, to be exact! Matthue Roth, author of My First Kafka , joins David to read about a whole bunch of funny names and the beginning of the Yoseph cycle. In which there are still more names and a curious article of clothing

Jan 29, 201441 min

14: In the Beginning - Chapters Twentyfive and Twentysix

Philip Wells, son of Steve and operations manager of Skeptic's Annotated Bible Books, stop by to talk about growing up atheist and Yaakov's sneakiness. In which Yaakov sneaks away and gets a severe talking-to

Nov 11, 201333 min

Just the Bible Bits 1: Part 2

Catch up on all the Bible craziness with these jam-packed, king-sized episodes! Part 2 of Just the Bible Bits 1 features chapters 7-22.

Oct 09, 20131 hr 44 min

Just the Bible Bits 1: Part 1

Catch up on all the Bible craziness with these jam-packed, king-sized episodes! Part 1 of Just the Bible Bits 1 features chapters 1-6.

Oct 08, 20131 hr 52 min

10: In the Beginning - Chapters Thirteen through Seventeen

Ariel Abrahams joins David at Double Wide Bar and Southern Kitchen as they read chapters 13-17. In which Avraham has some more kids nobody cares about, a stew gets going, and a plotline is recycled for the third time

Aug 05, 201334 min

8: In the Beginning - Chapter Eight

Julie Sugar joins me on May 20, 2013 to read Chapter Eight, in which a plotline is recycled and Avraham gives us a primer in how to be a bad dad.

May 27, 201331 min

7: In the Beginning - Chapter Seven

I'm joined by Lonnie Mann on April 15, 2013 to read a chapter full of sex and violence In which all sorts of sexy things (and one very unsexy one) happen

Apr 22, 201327 min

6: In the Beginning - Chapter Six

David Tuchman is joined by Steven DeSiena and they read the craziest chapter yet of this project: Chapter 6. In which Avram has a pretty trippy experience, gets a little something on the side, and is asked by God to something realllly wacky

Mar 23, 201334 min

5: In the Beginning - Chapter Five

It's Bible time! David Tuchman and Esther Werdiger read chapter five of this new bible translation! In this chapter, Avram travels a bunch and gets involved in the military! WHAT?

Feb 23, 201340 min

OMGWTFBONUS: Hate Mail

Don't worry, the show isn't suddenly super-short. This is a bonus episode! Julia Gazdag of Jewniverse joins me to read a very angry e-mail I recently received.

Feb 20, 20137 min

4: In the Beginning - Chapter Four

Yair Oelbaum and David Tuchman join forces for Chapter 4 of this brand-new bible. In which God talks about rainbows and gets mad at some people for building a tower

Jan 26, 201334 min

3: In the Beginning - Chapter Three

OMG! WTF? The world hasn't ended?! Hear all about the first apocalypse in Chapter 3 with special guest Jessica Polaniecki! (Recorded live In which God goes kinda crazy

Dec 22, 201227 min
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