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so many questions just to the definition of this. Also, ontology comes from the root aunt, meaning being, and it is the branch of metaphysics dealing with the nature of being. So quantum ontology matter, what the hell is it? What are we made of? What is real? Just tuk a bib onunder your brain, kiddos, because this week's episode is just a hearty. It's a feast of information. It's dense, It's like a bucket of mashed potatoes, and it's filling, like drinking a pint of gravy. It's going to make
you question everything about life itself? What is reality? What exists? Why are we here? But first, will we cover everything about this topic?
Hell no?
Will we have to leave out a bunch? Hell yes, Consider this like a warm welcome and entree into some of the basic concepts about the hiccups in observing and understanding existence. So this oologist has a ba in philosophy and in physics from Cornell and a PhD in astrophysics
from the University of Michigan. Is a celebrated science writer and the author of the new book What Is Real The Unfinished Quest for the Meaning of Quantum Physics, which, by the way, the Wall Street Journal calls fascinating, The New York Times calls a thorough illuminating exploration of the most consequential controversy raging in modern science. Splendid says, The Washington Post Science magazine calls it riveting. So the book,
it's good. I met this ologist about four years ago at Sycom camp and he handed me his business card, which read freelance Astrophysicist. I was like, I like this guy. And then the next year he mentioned he was pitching a book, and then the following year he said he had a book deal and was writing it. And now here we are his book. It recounts a lot of
the drama in the quantum physics worlds. Boy, howdy, is there some Not only are you going to walk away with an exciting overview of what the hell the universe may be all about, but you'll also hear about some academic infighting and why it's exciting that there are so
many mysteries in the universe. So in between seminars and panels at si com camp, we pulled up a couch we got to talk in, so settle in for philosophical physics fun times, wherein we discuss what matter is made of and how many universes there could be, and why what we think we know just does not add up, and how someone could say you're wrong, but maybe you're
right than everyone realizes. And also how an inbox can be a lot like a crackpot, and how to tackle your dreams when they seem too big to fathom in Einstein and string theory and gravity and tunneling and wormholes and cats and more with astrophys assist, author and quantum ontologist doctor Adam Becker.
Although it would be fun, yes, okay, so is this good?
Yeah? Let me check your level?
Okay, Hi, how's this?
It's great? You have a good radio voice. Let's go back in time? Yeah, if you will?
Sure?
Would it be a wormhole that I could go back in time to ask you about your childhood?
I guess you could.
Sure? Why not would a wormhole do it? Or is it a different type of tunnel?
On time. I mean, there's no there's no known way that would definitely work to go back in time, but wormholes are one of the you know better theories about how you could maybe do it.
Okay, so let's go through a wormhole. Now going back. Did you always like physics? Astrophysics? How do you How does someone decide that they're into something so complex?
Oh wow, that's a good question. So yeah, see, I didn't think that I was going to sit on a couch and talk about my childhood, but yeah, you trap me. Yeah. So when I was a really little kid, like a lot of other kids, I wanted to be a paleontologist because dinosaurs are awesome. I love dinosaurs. And then I discovered space and decided, no, no, space is more awesome, and so I got really into space and astronomy and astrophysics, and then sort of slowly slid from astrophysics just to physics.
And so by the time I was in high school, I thought, Okay, yeah, I think physics is the direction I want to go in. This seems really interesting. And I read a lot of pop physics books and they said some confusing things, and in particular, they talked about two theories that said really wild and strange things about the world. One of them was Einstein's relativity and the other one was quantum physics, and you know, really really weird things in both of those theories. But turns out
relativity doesn't require more than like early high school math. Okay, you don't need calculus. You don't even need pre calculus, like, it's just geometry and algebra. And so I learned relativity in high school and I thought, oh, all that weird stuff seems a lot less weird. Now. I bet when I get to college and I learned quantum physics, that's
going to seem less weird too. That is not what happened. Yeah, No, So instead I got to college and I started learning quantum physics, and it didn't get better, it got worse. And so I was in this class where the professor was talking about one of the weird things in quantum physics. I don't remember exactly what because it was a long time would go, but you know, he was saying something about how when you're not looking at things, you can't talk about what's going on, but then when you look,
things change. And I probably asked something like okay, but what do you mean by looking? What does that mean? And we kind of got into it, and I don't remember exactly how the fight went down, but I just remember that at the end he said, in this like really haughty, disdainful voice, he said, well, if that's the kind of question that you're interested in, then why don't you go to the philosophy department. Burne, Yeah, but but
joke was on him. I'd already gone to the philosophy department, and so I did double major in physics and philosophy. Oh god, A lot of that was trying to wrap my head around like what the heck is going on in quantum physics, because like, this is this is a really it's a really weird area, but it's also supposed to be this really fundamental theory about you know, the fundamental constituents of the world, right, like the tiniest things, the things that the things that make us up are
made of, right, like sub atomic particles. And yet it wasn't at all clear what was going on, And so I started digging into that, and the more I dug into it, the weirder it got. And I just did that more and more, and eventually thought, you know, I want to write a book about this because this is just so strange and I don't understand why this isn't more widely known.
Am I?
Am I going to feel like I'm on mushrooms?
I mean, look at the cover of my book. It says what is real? And it's got like wavy rainbow lines. Yeah, so yeah, the answer is probably yes.
Okay, don't you feel funny?
Well let's go back first and define what is quantum ontology?
Yeah? So quantum I mean, quantum physics is the physics of the ultra tiny, except that we think that ultra tiny things make up the world around us. So although it's the physics of the ultra tiny, there's also reason to think it's it's just the physics of everything. Ontology is the study of what there is, of what stuff is in the world, So quantum ontology is the study of Okay, what does quantum physics tell us is in the world? Or you know the title of my book, right,
what is real? And it is not clear what quantum physics tells us about the world. It's just not clear at all. Even though it's not a new theory, it's been around for almost one hundred years.
Okay, Well, let's start with a theory relativity which someone with high school math could understand. Sure, can you give that to me? Like a nutshell? Sure he sounds unsure, but that's okay.
Right, So here's one way of looking at what the theory of relativity tells us. So we sort of think from our everyday lives that if I'm standing still, or if I'm in a car going at like twenty miles an hour, there are some things that just don't change between those two situations, Like how fat my watch runs shouldn't change between those two situations, or how far it is between my house and the movie theater down the
street that shouldn't change either. It turns out, though, that these things that we think of as not changing between those two situations, we call those things invariant because they don't vary. The invariance between those two situations aren't what we think they are. It turns out that actually the rate that my watch runs at does change between those two situations, and the distance between my apartment and the
movie theater down the street does change. There are things that don't change, but those things are not distances or time. They're a combination of space and time space.
Time, okay? Is time the fourth dimension?
Sure? Yeah? In relativity it is okay?
And now quantum.
Yes theory yeah, oh oh, you want me to do the same thing for quantum theory.
Just in a nutshell, just let us know what we're working with.
Yeah, So quantum theory says that there is something very very unusual going on in the world of the very tiny. Really, yes, and we don't know what that is.
What happening now? Is this a lot about dark matter? And it doesn't make sense that there's so much space between atom's Holy shit, I just realized writing this that Adam's name is Adam. Adam what is life? Also? Real quick? The matter all around you, the stuff that makes up everything you see and touch and smell and lick. All that matter in the universe is five percent of what exists.
And according to NASA, dark matter is something that we can calculate but we can't see or detect, and it interacts with gravity but it doesn't emit or reflect light, hence it's dark, and it makes up about twenty seven percent of the universe. Something called dark energy makes up sixty eight percent of the universe, and we know it's strong, and it's getting stronger, but we don't get what it is.
So just know. The wisest minds alive don't know shit, and it frustrates them enough to keep getting out of bed every morning just to figure it out.
Dark matter are sure, we don't really know what's going on there. We know it's around, but we don't know what it's made of. There is a lot of empty space inside of atoms, but that's not that's not really what's going on here either. That's not why we don't understand this. What's going on instead is it is hard to understand the relationship between the mathematics of quantum physics and the world that we live in. Because the math
works really well. We can use it to predict and explain all kinds of things, but it also doesn't really look like the world around us. And that's fine. You know, things can be weird. It's a big world. There's plenty of room for weirdness. You're weird, thank you, But it's not should be a story, even if it's a weird story, that quantum physics tells us about the world, and it needs to be a story that makes internal sense, even
if it's a really really weird story. Right, There's a difference between being bizarre and being internally contradictory.
Right, So what he's saying is that the universe kind of like a huge restaurant tab at a friend's birthday dinner where no one has accounted for tax or tip? Are there three beverages? Things just don't add up, and everyone is testy about it.
The weird thing is that the standard way of answering questions like what does quantum physics tell us about the world around us? Is to say, shut up, that's a stupid question. There's actually a saying in physics to summarize this attitude, shut up and calculate. Oh boy, because no, no one that that was originally coined by the physicist David Merman as as like a put like he was describing an attitude that other people have. Right, No one actually should say that in earnest, but some people do.
And yeah, it's it's completely fucking ridiculous.
Well where are these logic gaps? Like I know that it's so bizarre, and at least if you could understand the bizarreness, But what is it that's so contradictory, Like what do we think, what don't we get?
Yeah, so so there's this there's this thing in quantum physics, this sort of fundamental role that the idea of measurement plays. Say that I want to describe I'm holding a pen. Say I want to describe where this pen is, you know, or where I'm going to find this pen using the physics that we had before quantum physics, like Isaac Newton's physics.
Okay, quick aside. Newtonian physics is also called classical mechanics, and it deals with objects that aren't at a tiny, tiny scale, and how they move and rest and such. So apple's falling on our heads, tossing your socks in a hamper from across the room, the inertia that causes you to spill hot tea on your crotch in the car, all of those things exist in space and behave in predictable ways.
I can do that with three numbers. I can say, Okay, this pen is this height above the ground, and it's this far off to the right, and it's this far in front of me. That's three numbers. It's all I need if I want to take all the information I have about where I'm going to find an electron or some subatomic particle. In quantum physics, it's not going to require three numbers. It's going to require an infinity of numbers scattered across all of space. And this set of
numbers is called a wave function. And as the name implies, it kind of waves. It undulates smoothly, right, And that wave emotion is described by this very nice, pretty equation called the Schrodinger equation. And the Shroinger equation kind of smells like a law of physics. Okay, it looks like a good candidate for a fundamental law of physics, and it says that wave functions, they wave, they move smoothly,
and they move in a completely determined fashion. There's nothing random or probabilistic about it.
Okay, So when we zoom all the way into an atom or the elements that make up an atom, instead of having three dimensions xyz, we have an infinity of numbers to describe its location, and those infinity of numbers make up a wave. Got it, Look, we understand everything makes sense. We're pretty much quantum physicists. Now all of us just kidding, but we can still celebrate it.
But the standard way of using quantum physics says, okay, wave functions, obay, the Schrodinger equation, except when you look, when you actually look for the electron, the Schrodinger equation is temporarily suspended, at which point this entire other law of physics that is completely different in contradictory comes in. It's called the Born rule. This is Jason Bourne, Okay.
It's actually named for German mathematician and physicist Max Bourne, who helped develop quantum mechanics and was nominated for a Nobel Prize by Einstein himself. But most importantly, Max Bourne is the grandpa of Greece's Olivia Newton John. When I read that, I had chills, like multiplying. But yeah, the Boorn rule measures probability of a particle's position, and it came on the quantum scene in nineteen twenty six.
And that says, oh, yeah, that wave function that moves smoothly, it stops moving smoothly. It goes to zero everywhere except in the spot where you found the electron.
What.
Yeah, And so this leads to a couple of questions. First of all, that's weird. Yeah, why does that happen? I don't know, Yeah, weirdness though it's fine. The real problem that the contradiction, right, the gap in logic is, Okay, we have these two rules, they're not the same rule. When do we apply one and when do we apply the other? Because we need to know that because they're
not the same rule. The usual answer is, oh, we use the Shrodingir equation when we're not looking, when we're not making the measurement, and we use the Born rule when we do the problem is that the idea of measurement is really really fucking vague, Like is it when I make a measurement? Does quantum mechanics only apply to me? Adam Becker? Like that? That can't be right? Right? Does it work when a dog looks at an electron?
Yeah?
Right? Or or you know, do you need to be like better qualified the bananas? It's completely nuts. And the other thing is, like I said, electrons aren't the only things that have wave functions. This pen has a wave function. You have a wave function. I have a wave function. The universe has a wave function.
You get a wave function. Do you get a wave function? You get a wave function? Quantum ontology. It's like the opera of the physics world.
Was the wave function of the universe just waiting for billions and billions of years for someone to come along and suddenly collapse it. And you know, have the Shroding air equation not apply, Like it's just not clear when one equation applies and one another applies. There are people
who would say that I am wrong about that. These are the same people who tell you to shut up and calculate if you ask them, if you pin them down and try to ask them, Okay, fine, hotshot, when do you use one and when to use the other, they're going to give you something that's either internally contradictory or that contradicts the idea that quantum physics is more fundamental than Newton's physics.
Okay, yeah, and now oive there's a lot going on.
There's a lot going on.
And so the notion of do you remember snuffalop Gus from obsession? Is there a Snuhalopus rule?
Like he's only there when people who aren't Big Bird aren't looking. Yeah, oh man, big Bird is definitely not the the the prime observer of quantum mechanics. I can tell you that right now. Carol Spinney does not have like special quantum power. Big Mark it's all right, No.
It's not. Just side note, Carol Spinny is the actor and puppeteer who played Big Bird until his retirement last year, and also did everyone else know his name? And that he also voiced Oscar the Grouch? Or do astrophysicists just have large brain buckets full of trivia? Where were we? Yes? Okay, So the wave function that describes the place of a tiny particle collapses to a point when it's observed. This is wave function collapse. Does observing something make it exist differently?
Okay?
So then what does that mean for us?
Like?
If I am a wave function until someone looks at me and then I'm not? What does that mean for ontology, for the science and the study of being? What is anyone?
Yeah? It means that there's something we don't understand here. It means that the story's clearly not complete. It means that shutting up and calculating is good practical advice if you want to, you know, calculate stuff. But it means it can't be the real story about the world, Like it is good to ask these questions because there must be something else going on. So the problem then is, Okay, what is that story of the world, and the answer is we have multiple candidates for a possible story of
the world and interpretation of quantum physics. There are multiple interpretations running around. There isn't a consensus about which one is the right one.
Okay, So when it comes to quantum ontology, are we real? What are we? What is reality? How does it work? Why don't things add up between points versus waves? And why can't we detect or describe dark matter or dark energy? Nobody knows, but there have been scratch paper pads and whiteboards just chock a block filled with theories with you give me some of the top ones, like is multi versus one?
Yeah, that's one of them. That's probably the most popular one, other than you know, the non answer of shut up,
that's a stupid question. So the many World's interpretation, which was developed by this joker named Hugh Everett a third in nineteen in the mid nineteen fifties, while he was a grad student in physics, he basically got drunk on sherry one night with a couple of other physicists and then like basically developed this interpretation in part to like stick it to the guy he was drunkenly arguing with who was an assistant of this guy, Nils Borr, who's a big famous physicist.
Okay, So Hugh Everett, who as a child wrote a letter to Einstein and got a nice response, and then later in his life, setting on some of Einstein's lectures,
ran with his posse. So this Hugh Everett, Oh, he loved booths and smoking and quantum theory, and he got his PhD in it in the quantum theory at least, and Neil's Boorr, who, by the bye was a big deal Nobel Prize win quantum physicists and one of like the folks who propose the structure of an atom with the electron spinning around it, and parts of what became known as the Copenhagen interpretation that a particle exists in every position of the wave function until it's observed. Okay,
so Everett. He was gently shmammered and arguing with someone from Neo Boord's lab about Schrodinger's equation, which tries to find the probability of a particle at a certain point surfing that wave function when we look at it. Okay, so they're arguing.
Everett basically said, look what if it's just all Schrodinger all the time. Like, what if that's the only thing that plays on the quantum physics radio station, It's just one hundred per sting. What if that other thing, the Born rule never comes in? Wave functions never collapse.
What does it mean to be wall to wall Shrodinger? Is that like boxed in by Shortinger is a dead cat involved?
Well?
To explain that, I need to bring in like the most famous thought experiment in all of quantum physics, Schrodinger's cat. Yes, So Schrodinger came up with this way before Hugh Everett. He came up with his cat in the nineteen thirties to explain why he thought there was a big problem here. Because Schrodinger and Einstein and a couple of the other founders of quantum physics were really bothered by this problem. It got a special name later on, the measurement problem.
They were really really concerned about this. They thought there was something missing from the fury. Schrodinger illustrated this by saying, look, you know, maybe quantum particles are weird. You know, maybe they can perform strange tricks. That wave function describing where you're going to find an electron, it sort of smeared out over all of space. That kind of suggests that maybe the electron is in multiple places at once until you look.
But who's looking and what counts Nobody actually knows anyway.
So he said, imagine that you have a box, a sealed box, and in that box, you have a very slightly radioactive, you know, lump lump of metal, and you have a radiation detector pointed at it, and you have this contraption set up so that when the detector detects radiation, it drops a little hammer that smashes a glass vial of cyanide. And there's a cat in there with this whole thing. So basically, if the lump of metal emits
any radiation, the cat will die. Oh okay, So you put this all together, you seal the box, and you wait like thirty minutes, and at this point the Shroding equation says, okay, look, the chunk of radiation that could be emitted by this metal, it either has or has not been emitted. And so the wave function sort of says, well, it's been emitted and not emitted, which means that the detector has and hasn't been tripped which means that the
glass vial has and has not broken. So the cat in there is, according to the Stroating Hair equation, is sort of part dead and part alive, or both dead and alive. It's in this state called a souper position, which is sort of generally the state that most things are in most of the time, according to the Schrodinger equation. But according to the usual way of thinking about quantum physics, this this sort of very unsatisfying and incomplete idea that you just you know, shut up and don't think about
what it means to measure. When you open the box, then the cat is either dead or alive, and somehow opening the box made that happen, and that's ridiculous, Shreddinger said. You know, maybe particles can be in one place or more than one place at a time, but cats are either dead or alive. And if you open the box and find a dead cat, then the minute before you open the box, the cat was either dead or dyeing.
And if you open it and find a living cat, it's not like it was not entirely living before you open the box, right, all right.
So remember our Sherry shithammered, fun loving physicist Hugh Everett, arguing with the biggest fish in the physics pond that their Copenhagen interpretation was bullcock a horsepucky.
Everett solved this problem a different way. Okay, Everett said, no, no, no, it's all Schrodinger all the time. So when you open the box, you know the cat's both dead and alive before you open the box, and then when you open the box, you get entangled with the stuff in the box.
Okay, heads up on this next part. Entanglement sounds like a boundary issue in an unhealthy relationship, but it's actually quantum physics and it's cool as hell.
So Everett said, sure. So what that means is, you know, the box split according to the Schrodinger equation, and then when you open the box to look, you split into two copies.
Hello John, Hellojo.
And the reason that you don't see both a living and a dead cat is because you split, and so each copy of you only sees one cat. One of you sees a living cat, thank god, and one of you sees a dead cat, but both copies only see one hat.
So then every time there is a decision, it splits and splits and splits and splitze.
Yeah, it's this entanglement sort of contagious and ends up going through the whole world. And so the whole world eventually splits into the dead cat and the living cat branches, and this happens over and over again all the time, and so you end up with this massive collection of universe is a multiverse?
What if there's three options, because not everything's on a binary.
That's right? Yeah, so then you get three copies? Or what if you left the cat in there for fifteen minutes? Right, so instead of instead of leaving it in there long enough that you had a fifty to fifty shot of finding a dead cat, you've probably got a living cat. Okay, right, sweet, So then there's two copies, but somehow you're more likely
to be the copy that sees the living cat. And this is another part of the problem, right, because because quantum physics famously only gives you answers in terms of probabilities almost all the time. But the Schroding air equation is in a random equation. It's completely determined. So where do the probabilities come from, Well, they come in when you use this other rule, the born.
Rule, Born rules or refresh calculates the probability of measuring or observing a particle at a particular spot on.
The wave One way of thinking about this is to say, oh, well, sure, you know that when you open the box you're going to split, but you don't know which universe you're going to be in when you open the box. You don't know which branch of the wave function that you're going to be in, and so you know, this rule is about figuring out the probability that you're going to be in the branch with a living cat or a dead cat. It gets really trippy.
Okay, Well, so this is the many world theories, which is one of the ways that you could try to explain the inconsistency. What about your own life do you think about that when you are about to make a decision.
You know, I don't go through my life assuming that there are multiple copies of me. Well, so part of the reason is that I don't subscribe to the many world's interpretation. I think it's a reasonable option, but I don't know that it's the right answer. I don't know what the right answer is, and I don't think I don't think anybody can say for sure that they know what the right answer is here, because we don't have a good scientific consensus on this debate. But I mean
in my everyday life, I mean, I don't know. I think I'm a pretty regular guy. It's just two things. The way I do.
You wouldn't be like, well, I might as well make this risky choice because somewhere there's someone making the less risky choice. I'll fish.
Yeah, that's not That's definitely not how I approach my life. I do not recommend that anybody do that. Do not try that at home.
Okay, yeah, does it ever you're you're a young guy, does it ever? Does it ever trip you out that, like in our lifetime, you may not figure out what's up?
Yeah? Yeah, I mean that is frustrating, right because like you asked me again, we're on a couch talking about my childhood, but you asked me about you know what got me interested in this stuff in the first place. I wanted to know what was going on, right, I wanted to know what was up. This is why I keep saying. You know, it's fine if our theories are weird. We live in a weird place. There are so many weird things about the world. Have you seen a platypus, like, like,
have you have you seen this? Is? This is one of my favorite examples of like just a weird thing in physics that has nothing to do with quantum anything. Have you done that demo at like a science museum where you sit in a in a spinny chair and you're holding a bicycle wheel and then you flip you flip it upside down. All of a sudden you start spinning like that's weird and wheel feels like it's fighting you.
What the fuck is going on? Like there's a good answer there, right, So, like this is just a strange place and I want to know what's going on in it. So on the one hand, yeah, it's frustrating that we might not know, But on the other hand, it's kind of amazing that we don't know, right, Like we we have been doing science, we have been thinking about this stuff for a long time, and every time we discover
something new, we find more interesting questions. And this is a complete cliche and I'm not the first person to say this, but the idea that that there are such fundamental things in the world that we do not understand, that we don't know why these things happen. We don't know what what like the nature of the world is,
and we are in it, we are of it. One of the great illusions that being human, and especially being human here and now in this culture like sort of fosters, is this idea that somehow we are separate from the world. We are of the world, we are pieces of the world. This is one of the things that's so frustrating about this idea that, oh, the rules are different when you measure what's I'm not special, I'm of the world like I don't. There are not different rules for me than
there are for anyone else. I am a piece of the world. I'm part of the world. So are you. So is everyone. We are all of a part with this strange and wonderful place that we live in. And it is not clear how any of this works.
Well, what are some other theories? Okay, so we got multiverses, multi many worlds. What are some other leading theories of what the hell's going on?
Okay, so, so another one. And this is really gonna piss some people off if I described this as a leading theory, but it totally is, and they're wrong. There's there's so much controversy here there's like it's there's so much drama this is this is a lot of what drew me to this. Once I realized, like, there's so much weird stuff in this area and this unresolved debate,
I started wondering, Okay, why is it unresolved? And it turns out a lot of it has to do with just like debate and interpersonal drama between really interesting people. And then I tried to find a book about it, and I couldn't find one, so I wrote one again.
The title is What Is Real? The Unfinished Quest for the Meaning of Quantum Physics by doctor Adam Becker, available wherever you get books. It makes a great holiday gift. He did not ask me to say that, but it is legit a very good book.
Another leading theory is this. It's this thing. It goes by several different names, but I like to call it pilot wave theory. It is this idea that when you're you know, when you're talking about you know, where is that electron? It is in a place before you look, and when you look, you find it is. But there's a wave that's associated with each particle, and these waves sort of guide the motion of those particles, and that wave is sort of associated with that wave function that
we were talking about before. And one of the things that really clude physicists in in the early twentieth century to something really profoundly strange going on was that they found that things that they thought were waves sometimes acted like particles, and things that they thought were particles sometimes acted like waves. Yeah, so like something that you thought was in one place suddenly like started rippling outward like
a wave. Something that you thought propagated like a wave and could ripple out and do all those weird wave things suddenly was acting like a baseball like. It just really weird. So this is sort of a puzzle, like how can particles act like waves and vice versa? What's going on? Why does everything seem to have both a
particle and a wave nature? And the answer in this theory, the pilot wave theory, is oh, that's because there are particles and waves in every particle has a wave associated with it that determines how it moves.
And so that.
Sounds really simple and really cool. There are problems, right, There's problems with everything right, otherwise there'd be no contra The first issue though, I hesitate to call it a problem. Is remember entanglement. You know when when things get when things interact, they start sharing a wave. So when you have two entangled particles one particle, say that they're entangled,
and they go flying off in different directions. One of them is way over here and one of them is way over there, right, Like, one of them is in Mississippi, and one of them is in Calgary, right, Okay, Then the one in Mississippi, if it moves a little bit, that's going to affect the pilot wave that guides the particle in Calgary instantaneously. Immediately. It happens faster than the speed of light. So that's weird, especially because you know, we can prove in the math of the theory that
that's what happens. But you can also prove that you can't use it for signaling. You can't send messages faster than the speed of light this way. So so somehow there's this subtle connection that we don't see direct evidence of. When I said we don't see direct evidence, we do see evidence, but it's it's it's indirect evidence. It's evidence
that they are connected. You can't use that connection, you know, like no one would dispute that they were connected if you could use one to instantly make the other one, you know, send a message. But that's not how this works.
So in the pilot wave theory, there's not a wave or a particle. There's a wave that the particle is kind of surfing, and it can affect the particles in numerous superpositions. But it would be faster than light, which really irks some people because alber Einstein's relativity says nothing is faster than light, so he didn't like that. Also, Adam says this was developed.
The basic idea was developed by one of the founders of quantum mechanics, a guy named Louis de Boy in the late nineteen twenties, but then he was convinced by some other physicists that it couldn't be right. He dropped. It was independently rediscovered by another physicist, David Boehme in the early nineteen fifties, and he sort of fixed up the problems that were with it that Dubois had sort of left, and like sort of made it a fully
fledged theory and published it. And then he his life like descended into a living nightmare for mostly unrelated reasons like he yeah, he got caught up in the Red Scare in the nineteen fifties. Yeah he got he got blacklisted. He ended up being effectively exiled to Brazil, and then the US government confiscated his passport, so he's trapped in Brazil. Like there's a whole it's like a movie. It's like a fringin' spy thriller, Like dude got the fucking short end of the stay.
Okay, who now this guy's life? My word. He had his own work at Berkeley confiscated and then classified so he didn't have access to it so that it could be used on the Manhattan Project, and he eventually in his seventies had to have electroconvulsive therapy for depression. And just the saga and the drama of his life and
political affiliations affected the reception of his work sadly. Okay, But one hiccup is that the particle surfing a pilot wave doesn't work with other theories like the relativistic quantum field theory that explains what happens when you smash particles together in a nearly seventeen mile particle accelerator tube underground, which as discussed in the Cosmology episode with doctor Katie Mack is not called the hard On collider.
No one has found a way to unequivocally take that theory and reframe it in terms of this pilot wave stuff. That doesn't mean it's wrong. It just means that if it's right, the job isn't finished. But there are a lot of physicists who don't like this stuff for that reason and because it's got this weird tangled history. So yeah, So that's another option, is this pilot wave theory. There are lots of other options.
How often do you think people get stoned and come up with their own theories and email physicists.
Oh well, I can tell you that it happens a lot, because I get a lot of those emails. Some of those people, by the way, I think are not stoned. I think that there could be like an interesting psychology paper done here. Oh man, I'm gonna get some hate mail for this that like being an old, retired white male engineer must have some effect on the brain that
is similar to like cannabis or alcohol or something. Because those people, I'm pretty sure they're sober, and they send me all sorts of wacky stuff all the time and it's not correct. Do you have a favorite, Oh my god.
Any simulation theories?
Yeah, I definitely get those. I also get you know, Einstein was wrong and complete fraud and here's why, and I'm the only one who found it. And I'm like Galileo, I've been persecuted. Right. There's this there's this thing called the Crackpot Index online, which basically you assigned more and more points to a crackpot email depending on like, what kinds of claims?
Okay? Side note. This Crackpot Index is indeed a real thing, and it was published in nineteen ninety eight by mathematical physicist John Bias and one score is determined by points, with infractions being five points for each word in all caps. Ten points for mailing your theory to someone you don't know personally and asking them not to tell anyone else about it for fear that your ideas will be stolen.
Ten points for each statement along the lines of I'm not good at math, but my theory is conceptually right, so all I need is for someone to just express it in terms of equations. Ten points for each comparison of yourself to Einstein. Twenty points for emailing to complain about the crackpot index, twenty points for suggesting that you deserve a Nobel Prize, thirty points for claiming that your theories were developed by an extraterrestrial civilization.
And I think the worst thing on that index that you can do is compare yourself to Galileo in that vein.
Either we're going to create simulations that are interesting feel from reality, or civilization will cease to exist. Those are the two options. Now, what about a simulation? Okay, what if the reason why we cannot reconcile the wave versus the particle and the born versus the Schrodingert What if that is because it's all fake?
Right? So, so a couple of things there. First of all, you'd still need to have rules, like if it's a simulation and a computer, like any computer, we know, there's still rules that the simulation runs on, right, So, and that that means that there still has to be some internal logical coherence, right, It can't contradict itself even if it's weird. So there's that. But more more importantly, and I don't know, I don't know if you're gonna like this answer. I think that the simulation thing is kind
of not kind of no, I'm not con emit. Swords simulation thing is fucking bullshit. Okay, it's fucking bullshit. And here's what and this is going to take like a sharp left turn.
Okay.
It assumes that that's something that it assumes that that's a thing that you can do, which we still don't know that you can do that. And it also assumes that and I guess what I'm really talking about here is this argument that we almost definitely live in a simulation, right, Like there are those people who say, no, no, no, we definitely live in one, like almost certainly there's almost no chance that this is like the base reality whatever that means.
I really think that's wrong because it assumes that technology progress. It assumes a lot about the future progression of technology, but it also assumes that technology always progresses through like the same inevitable stages. It assumes a lot about history and culture and the nature of life and intelligent life and intelligence itself. And I think that basically all of those a sum that go into that argument, that fuel
that argument are are hopelessly myopic. They're just like completely blinkered and narrow minded about like the wide variety of ways that that things in the world can be and that you know, technology and civilization and culture can be even in this world here and now, like it's a very it's a very western centric, male centric, white centric, rich centric argument that you know, basically, yeah, no, the inevitable progression of any intelligent being in any logically possible
universe is basically going to be like a rich white dude born between nineteen seventy and nineteen ninety. Yeah, Like, and that's some fucking bulksh Yeah, that is bullshit. Yeah.
So and also I've been using maybe everything's a simulation as an excuse for why things are bad. But I shouldn't do.
That, right, Yeah, I think I think like two things. First of all, you shouldn't do.
That, okod So, yes, clearly we can't look at global warming and agonizing political situations in forest burning and that time you farted in ninth grade history class and people having cancer and being driven from their homelands because of greed just as a video game gone wrong, and that we should give up and fold our hands in our laps and just wait for the apocalypse or the game over screen.
Second, even if this is a simulation. The suffering is real. Yes, I am suffering. You were suffering. We got to fix that shit. Yeah, a lot of people out there, real suffering. We can't just shrug it off as it's all video games. Yeah, exactly right. Ye do you think that we're real? I mean yeah, I mean I guess it depends on what you mean by real. But for any like good meaning of that word, sure, we're real. Yeah, I mean say
that it is a simulation. Say that everything I said was wrong, Say that there's some other universe with the laws of physics and other beings and for whatever reason, they decided to build this simulation, like to build a computer, and inside that computer, like there's a simulation going on, and we're in there. We're real, We're in that simulation.
We're really in that simulation in that scenario, Like there are real entities in that simulation that are you and me and all the things around us, even if that's not how the programmers think about it. Like I am having experiences here in this simulation, and I have a hand over here and I'm waving it around and I'm banging it on the edge of the sofa, like that's all happening. Does the actual structure of the world at its most fundamental level look anything like the way we
think it looks? Probably not, whether or not we're in a simulation, I think that's wrong. Okay, But does that mean that we're not real? Absolutely not, you know. Okay, So here's the thing I think everyone, I hope everyone can agree that temperature is a real thing. Like thing have temperatures. You know. I can take my cool nerdy infrared thermometer and pointed at the wall and it will tell me that the wall is seventy four point six degrees fahrenheit. Because we live in a country that doesn't
know how to measure tempt. But the thing is temperature according to our best understanding of temperature in physics, it comes out of third dynamics, which is itself something that comes out of statistical physics, a really really interesting field of physics. Temperature is an emergent property. It's not a property that individual sub atomic particles can have. It's something that only aggregate collections of stuff have.
So one molecule can't have a temperature, but a group of them can because they're all moving around. So Adamly Liken's temperature to existence and asking the question are we real?
These things in this world around us can emerge out of that lower level in the same way that temperature is a property that emerges out of the lower level. You know, little jostlings of tiny things, because that's where temperature comes from. It's you know, a tiny object, a tiny piece of that wall is moving around a little bit, and all that jiggling together comes out and looks to us like temperature. That's a real thing. That wall is actually a temperature. And we are here and we are
having this conversation. Even if you know the perception that there is such a thing as space and time is something that emerges out of some lower level of reality, there's still a space and a time that we're in, even if it's not fundamental.
All right, you've not let me get off the hook about existing, and I still have to like do all my bullshit and get through my to do list. That's like I can't, okay, can I ask you patreon questions?
Yeah, Yeah, let's do it.
Are you ready?
I mean, I'm never going to be completely ready, right for the weirdness that is Patreon high Patreon that's.
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Okay, back to your questions. Travis Damelo wants to know how does quantum stuff relate to nature? What is its role beyond technology?
Oh, I mean, that's a great question. Quantum physics explains a huge variety of natural phenomena, Like without quantum physics, we wouldn't understand why the sun shines. We wouldn't understand how our eyes can see that the sun shines. We wouldn't understand, and I mean this in the most general way possible, the phenomenon of solidness, Like we wouldn't understand not only why I'm not passing through this couch right now, but why my bones are solid at all in the first place.
For more on that topic, you can see the Osteology episode about bones.
Just saying quantum physics is necessary for understanding where the periodic table of the elements comes from, and the idea of molecular structure, so all of chemistry and thus all of biochemistry, and thus all of life. So quantum physics explains, you know, or has a really important role in explaining almost every single possible natural phenomenon.
So it's important, Yeah, just a little. So A bunch of folks asked about existence and what it really means and why, such as Wendy Lockhart, Sarah Piat, Matthew Thomas Hill, and Sam Gordon, who wants to know, how do you deal knowing what you know about existence? And Christy Stewart wants to know why does it matter if we exist or not?
Humans are curious if we're going to try to engage in the dangerous game of coming up with fundamental human behaviors that are true across cultures. I do think that curiosity is a really good candidate for one, and also more generally, and this is me stealing from my book. So the ideas that we get from science, the picture of the world that comes with our best scientific theories, filters out into the wider culture. Science is not a separate human activity from the rest of the human world.
It is of a piece with the rest of human activity, with art and politics and music, and you know, the social sciences and the physical sciences and the biological sciences. These all form a unified whole. And so the pictures of the world that come from science not only go out into the other sciences, but out into the wider world like a really really simple and facile heal and total white dude. Example, if Copernicus and company had not uncentered the Earth and shown us that no, the Earth
is not at the center of the universe. It seems hard to imagine that Charles Darwiner or chuckyde To his friends and company would have had the audacity to suggest that humans are not at the center of biological creation, right and and instead that we're just another ape, just another organism in a giant tree of organisms. And without both of those changes in the way that we think about the world. I mean, first of all, you can
probably come up with your own examples here. But without both of those changes, Stanley Kubrick wouldn't have been able to film two thousand and one, right, all those apes at the beginning, and you know, the like con that wouldn't have happened. And there's lots of other art and culture and just important things that have happened because of our scientific theories and vice versa.
Yeah, Samuel Ball wants to know, has the impossible issue of tunneling been solved yet or are there any good theories out there? It is tunneling?
What is tunneling? So tunneling? So the short answer is, in classical physics, if I put my hand on this table and leave it here, then it will just sort of stay on of this table. But in quantum physics, there's a small chance that my hand will suddenly pass through the table, but it's phenomenally unlikely because my hand is quite large, and the probability of that kind of tunneling has to do with, among other things, the size of the object involved. For tiny objects, tunneling happens all
the time. In fact, if tunneling didn't happen, the sun would not shine. So we know that tunneling happens. Tunneling is not more strange than the rest or unexplained than the rest of quantum physics. So if you can get a good picture of the world that comes with quantum physics, you get tunneling for free.
Ooh, I didn't know what tunneling was until right now. I thought it was maybe something that college kids did at party.
Does kind of sound like that.
This next question about something that we keep in our pants pocket was asked by patrons Julie bear, Will, Matt Lack, Jess C. J. Stewart, Hodges, Mike Rotch, Courtney, markham Monroe, Michael Preston, who wanted to know why we should give a rats left ear about the topic, Philip Wayry and Spencer wants to knowe no matter how much I research. I don't understand quantum computing. Is there an easy way
to understand it? Also, will all Also, will quantum computers replace all computers eventually like our phones or just supercomputers?
Yeah, so I'm gonna I'm gonna take the second part first. Okay, I don't think that anyone who works seriously in that field thinks that quantum computers will ultimately replace all computers. Okay, I don't even think that they're going to replace all supercomputers. There are things that classical, normal computers can do better than quantum computers and vice versa. Okay, and I don't think that that's going to change.
Also, let's explain what a con is.
Also, let's explain what a quantic computer is. Quantum computer is a computer that harnesses some of the strange. And no, that's not a good way of saying it, right because because the usual way that people say it is, oh, quantum computer is a computer that runs in quantum physics. Everything runs on quantum physics, so all can computers run on quantum physics? Then people say, oh, quantum computer is a computer that uses you know, special properties of quantum
physics to do you know, certain computational tricks. That's not specific enough either, because semiconductors, which are what like the computer in your lap are and in my pocket, and like all computers are built on. Basically, semiconducting itself is a quantum property, like you can explain. You can't explain
that without quantum physics. A better definition of a quantum computer is a computer that uses specific quantum properties like superposition and entanglement to perform certain computations that normal conventional computers cannot perform as quickly.
In that way, so it's using the superposition of say positive negative here there as kind of a replacement for the binary one zero zero one zero, yeah, and so it can go much faster because it's at an elemental level sort of.
I mean, it can do some things more quickly. Basically, instead of having a bit that's either one or zero, you can have it in a superposition, okay, and then you can take advantage of some of the wave properties of matter to give you a speed up for certain kinds of computational algorithms. The more specific you get about this, the more wonky and less cool it sounds. Okay, it is, I assure you very cool Okay.
Also, if you've been seeing the words quantum supremacy lately, thank Google. So in late twenty nineteen, just a few weeks ago, Google announced that they're quantum computer, which looks to be about the size of a small chandelier that dangles in a cryo chamber colder than outer space, is named Sycamore. Well, the processor a small chip is Sycamore, but it needs all those kind of sparkly golden wires
to function anyway. A team out of University of California, Santa Barbara's Labs just published a paper revealing that Sycamore had solved a math problem in two hundred seconds. So a way to go Sycamore, who cares well a lot of people, because that same math problem would be booped by an existing supercomputer would take years to solve. How many years do you wonder? Ten thousand years? So what
would take a supercomputer ten thousand years to calculate? Sycamore did it in two hundred seconds, like three and a half minutes. So quantum computing, it might save us, it might kill us either way. Get hype, But so you don't think that it's going to replace all supercomputers.
I don't think anyone serious in the field thinks that. I mean, there are people who know a lot more about quantum computers than I do. My book is I mentioned quantum computing. I talk about it briefly. It's not primarily about that. I do touch on it because it's important. But I have talked with a lot of people who work in that field. I don't think anyone thinks that, so I unless everyone's wrong, I don't think this could happen.
Okay, Jennifer Coyle wants to know. A therapist once suggested to me that one day a physicist will prove the existence of God.
Thoughts, get a new therapist. Fire your friggin therapists. She is she on mushrooms? Yes? No, this is a safe space. You can tell us if you think your therapist is on mushrooms. Yeah, I know.
Okay, that's going to be a no from you. Dog, Yeah, got it? Okay, old uncle dad. Word here popping in to say, everyone is entitled to their own spiritual beliefs, just so long as it's not oppressing or screwing up other people's lives. But if you're wondering if scientists tend to be atheists, at a higher rate than the general public. That's a yes. Rice University sociologist doctor Elaine Howard Uckland had the same question, and in her twenty ten paper
Science Versus Religion, What Scientists really think? She crunched the numbers. So only two percent of the general US population says I don't believe in God, but over a third of what she describes as elite scientists are atheists. But Uckland continues, twenty two percent of the scientists who identified themselves as spiritual also describe themselves as atheists. So wait, huh, what
is this spiritual atheist? Doctor Uckland interviewed a one biologist who described spirituality this way, said that feeling you get by the seashore looking over the endless expanse of water, or the feeling you get considering the age of all things in existence and how long it could go on, sort of an awe at the totality of things. If that's what spirituality is, then I get it, said the biologist.
So while the narrative of what's controlling our existence, is it ascension shadow we figure in a cloud watching over us, getting pissed when we lie, or is it chaos mixed with chance, mixed with logic and a heavy proportion of mystery.
Those sources may change, they might be different for each individual, But in the end, perhaps what matters most is the awe that keeps you inspired and the respect that you show to the fellow lumps of molecules with whom you share, or the universe, or maybe it's all a video game. Are we real? Probably, but nobody knows, and that is why quantum ontology is cool.
Favorite uncertainty principle joke, Yes.
Hi me Agan, So the uncertainty principle was drafted by German physicist Verna Heisenberg, and yes, breaking bads Walter White took his alter ego name after this very renowned physicist, who Adam explains in his book had a deep loyalty to Germany and was the head of its World War
II nuclear program. Gross Anyway, the uncertainty principle theorizes that when it comes to a particle, its momentum and location cannot be known at the same time, and Adam remains on the spot for a good uncertainty principle joke per listener Julie Bear Julie Beher wants to know favorite uncertainty principle joke.
Yeah, I mean god, They're all just flying out of my head right now, except for the most boring one. The most boring one is this is I Yeah, I apologize to physicists who are listening. You've all heard this before and probably the person who asks this. Kopp pulls Heisenberg over for speeding and says, you know, sir, do you know how fast you were going? And he says no, but I know exactly where I am amazing.
Long Isabelle b Holper wants to know which movie or TV show gets it best?
Oh, like, just quantum general. Which movie or TV show gets it best?
How does quantum leap?
Do h Man? Quantum leap? Quantum Leap has almost nothing to do with quantum physics. But I watched that show so much growing up. Yeah, it was good there rising that.
One could time travel within his own lifetime. Doctor Sam Beckett stepped into the quantum leap accelerator.
What about?
What the bleep do we know? Julie Hopple wants to know are people affecting the world the reality that they see?
You?
Bet yea, they are?
What does reality?
What is reality?
Have you ever thought about what thoughts are made of? It is so mysterious that can't explain.
Oh really, what the bleep do we know?
Is?
Okay? So take it out of what computer you've got it, input it on like a thumb drive that you don't care about, set it on fire, bury it. What the bleep do we know? Is wrong about everything? And the people who made it are malicious. They tricked Oh, a friend of mine who is in that movie, they tricked him into participating, and then they misleadingly edited his contributions to make it sound like he supported their crazy stuff. Also, they are literally a cult. Oh no, okay, so you
heard it here first. Okay, this next one is about string theory. And as patron Nick Rinders inquires, string theory, come on, what the fuck? That's an excellent question, eate, I will attempt to summarize it in the smallest jankiest nutshell I can. String theory is that particles are actually teeny tiny, tiny tiny strings, which means that there could be more dimensions. And also, string theory may unify Einstein's theory of relativity about gravity with the other quantum physics
that just do not comply. In his book, Adam Write's quote string theory doesn't describe a single universe, but instead describes a string landscape, a phenomenally huge number of possible universes ten to the five hundredth power or more. Quote, so what is happening in all those universes?
Is my dog?
There?
Am I still wearing this yellow sweater? And does string theory finally reconcile the other theories that don't mesh together? Is string theory the dongle that all of science is waiting for. Kitty Halverson also asked about it, as did Graham. Titles all one to know string theory flimflam or science.
Sure seems like science.
Okay, my manager wants to know. Does quantum physics have anything to do with our consciousness? Yeah, because it has something to do with everything.
Yeah, so so so yeah. On the one hand, sure, right, so it was putting my cards on the table. I see no reason to think that consciousness is not something that arises purely out of you know, the behavior of neurons in our brain. Okay, I think there's a lot of good evidence for that. Our neurons are made of subatomic particles. Those subatomic particles are governed by quantum physics. So in one sense, yes, but there's often another sense that people have in mind when they ask this question.
Okay, real quick, remember Schrodinger's cat, So if you observe or measure it, it flips to one position you me or oh no.
But what's measurement? Right? What counts his measurement? Some people will say things like, well, maybe consciousness counts his measurement. Maybe it's when a conscious being interacts with a thing. Maybe that's what measurement is in quantum physics, a couple of things. First of all, that still leaves you with this problem of okay, but does that mean that, like the wave function of the universe was waiting for a conscious being to come along? Also, what is conscious? What
do you mean by consciousness? What counts as conscious? You still have that problem. It really seems like a very human centric view, and I'm always really wary of human centric views. There is a mystery in human consciousness, right, or there seems to be one, Like you know, what
is human consciousness? Where does it come from? Sure you can have different views on how consciousness works and what it is, and like there whether or not there's even a mystery there, But I do not see a compelling reason to invoke consciousness in quantum physics, given that there are alternatives, And I do not see why we would say that it is more related to quantum physics than to any other issues in physics. Like I don't think that consciousness plays a more special role in quantum physics
than it does in any other area of physics. The question of consciousness, sure, whatever, that's a good question. We can have interesting conversations about it, but I don't see it as related to these questions about quantum physics.
Catherine w asked, Adam, what does an average day of your life look like? So as an author, he took me through his process of writing the book, which is so so so helpful no matter what you're working on. And earlier off Mike, he had mentioned that he has ADHD. You can see the molecular neurobiology episode with doctor Crystal Dilworth where we touch on that, and so these are his secret tips on how he accomplished these huge goals.
This is earnestly life changing. I love this. What was the process of writing the book?
Like?
Ah, so, first it was abject terror after I got the contract, because I you know, like after I finished partying right, I realized I was on the hook for ninety thousand words and I'd never published anything longer than
about three thousand, so that was completely fucking terrifying. I had a history earlier on in my career of having difficulty getting work done and getting it done on time or getting it finished, and I had, by that point, you know, moved past that, I finished my degree and whatnot, but I still had this mental image of myself as someone who had difficulty getting work done on time, and
so it was really extra scared. But I decided, Okay, the only way that I'm going to get through this is if I plan it and then just only pay attention to whatever is in front of me, because I can't write ninety thousand words, but I can write six hundred words a day, and if I do that for a while, eventually I'll have ninety thousands. So yeah, So I outlined it, and I went over the outline with my publisher, and they liked the outline. Of course it changed, right,
No no plan survives contact with the editor. So for each chapter, I'd outline the chapter and then I just sort of work through that outline and write a really shitty first draft and try to do six hundred words a day. And what I'd do is I would do fifty minutes on and ten minutes off, and in the ten minutes off, I wouldn't look at anything with a screen, and I wouldn't read any nonfiction. I would I read
exclusively novels. And that really helped my brain work because I found that if I didn't read at all, I couldn't write, because if there's nothing going in, nothing's going
to come out. So I would write six hundred words a day and then get this shitty first draft done and then walk away from it, and then come back and clean it up and fill in all of the blank spots where I had, you know, where I knew I had a quote, but I had to find the quote and stuff like that, and things would change, and then eventually I'd have the chapter draft that I wasn't embarrassed about, and then I send it to my editor and move on to the next one. It was terrifying.
There was a lot of research involved. There was a lot of running around and interviewing people, like a lot of people. If you look, if you look in the references, there the very beginning of the references of the book has the list of interviews I conducted. I think it's like forty two interviews or something like that, most of which were in person.
Isn't forty two though? The answer to the.
Universe it is. I don't know if it's actually forty two. I know I know that it's like it's somewhere around for kat Okay.
At this point in the interview, another ologist had stopped in to record, and I'm going to make you wait to find out who it was. But we counted his list of interviews in the back of his book, and it's like.
I love Hitchiker's Guide in Galaxy. It's forty two. Is forty two?
Yeah?
So yes, it was indeed forty two interviews. The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.
Is forty two.
For more on why you could see The Hitchhiker's Guide Galaxy by Douglas Adams. Oh my god, Adams again, Adams is anything fucking real? But yes, Adam Becker says, don't be afraid to start something, start writing. Just jump in. Shitty drafts, are you bff?
Yeah, shitty drafts are really important. I also had I had like a spare part spin where if I had like one of my one of my darlings that I couldn't kill, like a sentence that I didn't want to get rid of but it didn't fit, I'd put it in there and tell myself, like I'd lie to myself and tell myself that he'd come back. It never came back. But more generally, like I spent a lot of time thinking about narrative structure, Like, my overall approach was, this
is a book about really abstract ideas. People care about ideas, but they generally care more about people than they care about ideas, and I wanted to make it compelling. I wanted to see if I could write a book about some of the most abstract and strange ideas in physics or in all of science that was difficult to put down. And so I thought, Okay, the way to do that is to wrap these ideas up in people and stories
about people. So then it was a question of, Okay, how do I build a narrative arc that that will give me good excuses along the way to explain the ideas and introduce the new characters that are that are going to come into the story. And that was a real learning process for me, and I spent a lot of time like watching YouTube videos about film editing to learn like what narrative structure looked like in other forms of stories.
Also, Adam stuck to another edict to make a book about quantum ontology accessible.
Oh and no math. That was the rule.
No math math in the book.
No math, no math. There there was one equation in the book, okay, and I didn't want to have any math in the book, so I wrote it out in words. The equation was two times three equals three times two. That's it, and that's it nice.
Yeah, And what's the shittiest thing about quantum montology is it answering those maybe religious questions or two philosophical or two loaded questions, or what's the shittiest thing.
The shittiest thing is definitely dealing with physicists who think that this was all resolved ninety years ago and we should just shut up and calculate. There are so many of them. They are wrong. There are so many good arguments about why they're wrong and why these questions are interesting, and they're still out there and it's just kind of astonishing.
But it is getting better. And I really think that, you know, as as like a new generation comes into physics, we will see more and more acceptance of these questions as legitimate areas of scientific inquiry.
Now, what's the best thing about quantum metology? What do you love the most about it?
You get to ask the biggest questions, I know, right, Like these are these are the biggest questions.
Right. Oh, I thought you meant me right now?
Oh no, no, well you totally do. That's the best part about your job. The best part about thinking about quantum ontology is you get to ask questions like what is real? Like what's going on?
That's going up?
Yeah, let's do it up and other Marvin Gay songs. You get to ask these really deep questions about the world. You get to think about these wonderful things. And so, like chemists have really good demos, right, they get to blow things up and you know, put put one liquid into another liquid and suddenly it's foaming everywhere and stuff like that. And because for some.
Reason, John, you're a forty two year old man who needs his attention sustained.
With tricks, here's some fucking mentos and a bottom diet, curt And like biology, you get like creepy Crawley things and like cute baby chickens and things like that, and like there's all sorts of fun stuff. Physics doesn't have, you know, cute baby chicks. I mean, you can have cool explosions, but like chemistry really is really really sweet for that kind of thing. But physics does have the
truly you know, pervasive on its side. Right, Like, if you want me to talk about some of these questions in the foundations of quantum physics, I can point to literally any object and say, look, let's talk about the constituents of that object. Let's talk about why that chair is solid. Let's talk about why this ring on my finger is yellowish instead of silvery. Right, all of these things come back to quantum physics and thus ultimately to
foundations of quantum physics. And it's just amazing, Like it goes after a lot of the reasons why I wanted to go into science in the first place.
So it's everything in its ever were and we don't understand it.
Yeahs owt, Yeah, absolutely got it.
Well, thank you, I'm more confused about my existence.
Good That means I did my job.
Okay, good.
There's a question mark at the end of the title of my book, right.
I love it. Thank you so much for doing this.
Absolutely, this is so much fun. Thank you for doing this with me.
You're my favorite quantumontologist.
Oh, thank you.
So remember ask smart people the big questions, even if it's about the littlest stuff, because how else in the world would you discover that there was another you eating puffer fish and cutting banks and texting your crush. Also, if you're jealous of that person, then go do those things yourself, except maybe the poisonous possle that means fish.
Whatever.
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tell you a secret. This week, my friend Shone Yeesh was in town and I was telling her that I wish there was a word for when you try to improve something but you make it way shittier and I forget what you were talking about, maybe the Tesla cybertruck window demonstration, but essentially a word for one of those things where you want to make something good and somehow it would have been so much better if you had
just not. In the Etymology episode, I was talking to Helen Sealtzman and I pitched maybe a bond mall like French for good bad or Greek like voivelap. Anyway, I told Simone, I wish there's a word and she said there is. In Swedish. It's called a bear favor, and it's from a fable about a bear trying to help someone by shooing away a fly with a boulder on their face and kills them. So a bear favor, y'all,
there's a word for it. I'm thrilled. It's very exciting, okay, for about pacodermatology, hobbiology, hydo zoology, lithology, Yeah, technology, meteorology, all of patology, anthology, zeriology, elinology.
Yeah, lowish, that'll be about as much fun as a lecture on anthological empiricism.