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Lampyridology (FIREFLIES) aka Sparklebuttology Updated Encore with Sara Lewis

Jul 02, 20251 hr 8 minEp. 456
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Let’s light up your life and butt. World-renowned firefly expert Dr. Sara Lewis of Tufts University gives us some updates to her 2021 episode, sharing her love of a bug that many think is merely mythological. Learn how these tiny animals illuminate the night, the dos and don’ts of firefly observation, how to take good firefly photos, femme fatales, pink glowworms, secret languages, artificial lights, what’s up with their population numbers, why Western states can chill out with their lightning bug envy, and how you can ensure the world stays aglow with these beloved bugs. Also: nuptial gifts, both human and lampyridological.Visit Dr. Sara Lewis’s website and follow her on ThreadsBuy her book, Silent Sparks: The Wondrous World of Fireflies!A donation went to Fireflyers InternationalMore episode sources and linksSmologies (short, classroom-safe) episodesOther episodes you may enjoy: Entomology (INSECTS), Acaropathology (TICKS & LYME DISEASE), Forest Entomology (CREEPY CRAWLIES), Odonatology (DRAGONFLIES), Native Melittology (INDIGENOUS BEES), Lepidopterology (BUTTERFLIES), Cicadology (CICADAS), Dipterology (FLIES), Behavioral Ecology (REPRODUCTIVE TRADEOFFS)Sponsors of OlogiesTranscripts and bleeped episodesBecome a patron of Ologies for as little as a buck a monthOlogiesMerch.com has hats, shirts, hoodies, totes, more!Follow Ologies on Instagram and BlueskyFollow Alie Ward on Instagram and TikTokSound editing by Jarrett Sleeper of MindJam Media, Steven Ray Morris, Mercedes Maitland of Maitland Audio Productions and Jake ChaffeeManaging Director: Susan HaleScheduling Producer: Noel DilworthTranscripts by Aveline Malek Website by Kelly R. DwyerTheme song by Nick Thorburn
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Speaker 1

Oh hey, it's that key under the mat that somehow nobody finds and uses to steal all of your stuff. Alli Ward in this episode. It first aired in twenty twenty one, but it's summer and there has been a lot of discourse on fireflies lately, and this week July

fifth and sixth marks World Firefly Day. So I reached out to this guest because I wanted to reair this with some updates, and she said, I feel like we've accomplished a ton of firefly conservation in the past four years, and so we've cited some of the new studies and research and ways to volunteer.

Speaker 2

With this creature. Because let's roll the episode.

Speaker 1

We have fireflies for you? Or do we have lightning bugs? We're going to get into it. So these glowing friends, they're neither flies nor true bugs, rather beatles in the family lamparade. But as you will soon learn, this episode's name comes at an expert's behest. So she is a professor of biology at Tufts University in Boston. She did a TED talk on these beloved little critters. She's the author of the information pact and entertaining book Silent Sparks

the Wondrous world of Fireflies. You may know her on Twitter under the handle Silent Sparks, and I was introduced to her through Eric Eaton, who was our Wasp champion a few episodes back, and I jumped at the chance to talk to her. Cram did in the schedule a day or two before my wedding earlier this month, and we will get to know.

Speaker 2

Her work and just a sec but super quick.

Speaker 1

Thank you to everyone at Patreon dot com slash Ologies for making this show possible for the four years we've been around, and for submitting great questions every week. Thank you to everyone keeping Ologies up in the charts by leaving us reviews. And each week I read a just left one and it's twenty twenty five now, So thank you to svgd Makes, who wrote I Love Ologies. It's one of the few podcasts I share with people time

and time again. The only downside you get smarter and start to question every source of fictional entertainment, sbgd makes. We're here to load up your brains. We're here to load up some flimflam and I guess spoil the rest of entertainment. And thank you to everyone whose reviews I creepily read literally all of them. Okay, onward sparkle butt ology. You're going to learn the etymology in a minute. I'm not even go there in the intro, but you will also get hip to how these animals light up, why

they light up our hearts, their luminous sexy language. The best firefly photography accounts to follow, How to take your own pictures, dos and don'ts of firefly observation. Is it actually okay to put them in jars on your nightstands? Or are you a monster? Cobalt ghosts, pink glowworms, fem fatales of the firefly world. How their populations are doing if artificial lights affect them, How to join conservation efforts, and why Western states need not suffer from sparkle but

envy any longer. With firefly scientists, evolutionary ecologist, researcher, conservation advocate, professor, author, and perhaps the world's first and only self proclaimed sparkle botologist, Doctor Sarah Lewis.

Speaker 3

My name is Sarah Lewis and I use she her let us dive.

Speaker 1

Great, Doctor Lewis, thank you so much for joining your ology.

Speaker 2

Is it lamp proology? Would that be what it is you know, this.

Speaker 3

Is really really a hard decision. I spent a lot of time in the last day thinking about this, and so I don't know. I don't like lamper I don't like that one at all. What about lightning bugology or I don't know, like sparkle buttology. There's so many really great ones. You know, why use the family scientific name? It just doesn't seem right.

Speaker 4

Sparkle biology it is, okay, I like that one too good.

Speaker 3

I agreed.

Speaker 1

You are one of the world's most well known firefly experts and scientists and enthusiasts, and can you tell me a little bit about your relationship with bugs in general?

Speaker 2

Have you always been.

Speaker 3

Pro bug so? Yeah, you know, no, I haven't. In fact, I don't like every single insect. I am completely completely in love with fireflies, and I think that most people are. You know, I know a lot of people who don't really like insects. In fact, they have kind of you know, entomophobia.

Speaker 4

We don't like bugs, Honie.

Speaker 1

They don't like bugs.

Speaker 3

But I've really never met a single person who didn't like fireflies, so they're you know, they're kind of unique in that way, right, Like even insect haters love fireflies. Of course, many people don't realize that fireflies are insects, so.

Speaker 2

Huh, yeah, what do you think they think they.

Speaker 3

Are magical fairies? Yeah? Absolutely. I spend an inordinate amount of time trying to sort of educate and advocate for fireflies on social media, and so one of the things I've noticed on Twitter is that there's a lot of people who don't actually think that fireflies exist. They think they're like something that's in children's stories. It's kind of like a myth and uh huh, yeah, there really aren't any fireflies as far as they're concerned. They just don't believe it.

Speaker 1

I mean I felt that way about huckleberries, and then I found out they were a real food. It was like a huckleberry exists. So fireflies, I guess that's the first flim flam to debunk, is that fireflies are non existent but they're not fixed and they're real.

Speaker 3

Yeah. There's so many really cool myths tod bunk about fireflies. I just it, you know, it's like so much fun.

Speaker 1

Right, what are the myths do you feel like people come at you to ask about?

Speaker 3

Okay, so, first they are real, that's cool, and yeah, the other thing is that a lot of people think, you know, you've seen one firefly, you've seen them all, but there's actually a lot of different kinds of fireflies, and so yeah, there's a tremendous diversity in terms of their behavior and their lifestyles and the kinds of things that they like to do, the kinds of things they like to eat. And so that's really cool. Like there's not just one kind of firefly. If you believe that

fireflies are real, you might think there's just one. That there's actually about well more than two thousand different species of firefly, and it turns out we're discovering new ones all the time.

Speaker 1

Oh that's cool. How big and how small do they get?

Speaker 3

Hmmm? So they can be pretty tiny, like you can still see them with your naked so not that tiny, and they can also get really big. A couple of years ago, I was in Malaysia and I had a chance to see these. They're kind of giant, flightless female fireflies. They're like the females are like the size of your thumb, Oh a big thumb, right, So they're usually and they

don't have any wings. They actually they kind of look wormish and they are they're pale, and they're big, and they're full of eggs and they crawl around on the ground. And the genus is Lampigera. And they're actually really cool because the males look like regular little fireflies, but the females are giant, much much bigger than the males, and they are like putting all of their energy into reproduction. They don't bother flying around, like, you know, why bother.

I'll just sit here let the males come to me.

Speaker 1

So some of these lady lightning bugs, endemic to Asia would fill up your whole palm had you the chance to hold one. They are wingless, dense, pregnant, with a butt that blinks like a flickering neon sign, kind of like the sexy job of the hut of fireflies, with a real flashy ass. Now much different than the airborne field fairies that folks in North America might be used to.

When did you first encounter them? Because I grew up in California, so I didn't see one until I was out of college when I went to New Jersey one summer. But when did you first encounter fireflies?

Speaker 3

Yeah? You know, it's funny. A lot of people have these like origin stories of like first seen fireflies when they were kids and they just fell in love and they've been in love with fireflies ever since. It's like a childhood nostalgia thing for many people. I grew up in Connecticut, but I don't remember seeing fireflies until I was actually in school in North Carolina and I was a marine biologist, and I was waiting to go to the field in Belize where I was studying coral ref ecology.

And I was sitting out on my back porch and with my dog, and it was like late afternoon, and a thunderstorm was rolling in, and so suddenly it got darker and darker and darker, and just before it started to rain, I noticed that all around us in the grass, there were these lights that were coming out of the grass and slowly rising up, and there were like these silent sparks like embers, coming out of the grass and just filling the air all around me. And it was like, WHOA,

what is going on here? That is the first time, honestly I remember seeing fireflies. It was like, huh, this is amazing.

Speaker 1

When did you sort of turn your sail from the marine studies back to land?

Speaker 3

Yeah, well you know, it's been a kind of evolution of interests. And one of the great things about being in academia is that you have like you can kind of follow your curiossity. And that night, actually my curiosity got sparked, and I started to wonder, like, what the heck is going on here? Like who is flying? What are they flashing about, who are they talking to? What

are they saying? And so in my copious free time, I got to sort of investigate some of those questions and reach out to the to the firefly experts that I could find in the US and elsewhere, and to start to put together, like what do we know about fireflies? And what are the big sort of missing pieces, what don't we know and where can I contribute to trying to answer some of these questions. And so after I got my PhD.

Speaker 1

Doctor Lewis got her PhD in coral reef ecology in nineteen eighty four from Duke University in North Carolina.

Speaker 3

I moved to Massachusetts and started working on fireflies. And I don't want to say that I've worked continuously on fireflies, but a lot of the work that my students and I have done has been looking at the kind of intimate details of firefly sex lives and courts chip and it's been really fascinating. We've been able to like discover all this, you know, really really cool stuff.

Speaker 1

Would you say that's primarily why they're flashing their morse code? Is that pretty much booty calls, like in a literal sense, yep.

Speaker 3

Yep, yep, yep, yep it is. And yeah, so it's subtle and there are you know, there's all kinds of innuendo in there, and if you're just looking at it from the gross point of view, it's like, yeah, they're just kind of flashing back and forth and trying to find mates, but really they're actually trying to find like the best mates, and the females are really choosy and the males are really competitive, and they're doing all this stuff. All of this information is being passed in this beautiful

visual channel that people can actually see. So, you know, a lot of insects communicate on other kinds of channels, like you know, smell or sound or ultrasound, different kinds of things that are a little bit harder to eavesdrop on. But fireflies are a beautiful thing because all of this courtship exchange is going on in visual signals that are really really easy for human beings to see, to record

using electronic devices, and also to play back. And so one of the things that my students and I have been able to do is to evesdrop on the courtship conversations of these different kinds of fireflies and then to be able to play back, just to tweak the signals that males are giving a little bit, make them a little bit faster, make them a little bit longer, make them a little bit slower, and then play them back

to female fireflies. And one of the great things about this isn't true for all fireflies, but a whole lot of the fireflies in the US engage in a we call it a courtship dialogue. So they talk back and forth. So the males are flying around, they're advertising their availability with this pretty stereotyped signal, and the females respond to these male signals if they like the male. If they don't like the male, they shut up. She ghosted you.

They don't say anything at all. And so you can actually find out what a firefly female is thinking about a signal by just asking her and so It's kind of like conducting an opinion poll, right, you say, or you know, going to the eye doctor. You know, they put those lens things on you and they say, you know, is this better or is this better? Is this better? Or is this better? And you can do that to a female firefly and she will tell you, yeah, this is the signal that I like, wow.

Speaker 1

Are you doing that with little like led lights?

Speaker 3

Yes? Really exactly. Yeah, So that's been kind of fun. And one of the things that we discovered is that female fireflies are really kind of choosy about who they respond to. If the female doesn't respond, of course the male can't see her it's dark and so he won't be able to find her and mate. But if she does respond, there's like a whole frenzy. You know, she responds to one male, a whole bunch of males might see her. It gets to be like this very very

exciting competitive dating scene. So yeah, I guess a lot of my adult life has been spent following fireflies around at night and watching their courtship and mating. It's a little strange.

Speaker 1

What kinds of questions and answers are they looking for?

Speaker 2

Are they looking for?

Speaker 3

Who?

Speaker 1

Has the shortest pulses or the longest light or is it species specific?

Speaker 3

Yeah, it differs with different species, but in general, it seems to be the females are looking for males that are a little bit more conspicuous within the parameters of their species specific flash code, right, a little bit more

conspicuous than other males. So in some of the species where the males are giving like a single bleep, bleep, bleep, females will be looking for slightly longer leaps, not necessarily something that you could see with your eye or that you're with your brain with a human brain, but the brain of a female firefly can make those distinctions and they choose to respond to males that have slightly longer

durations of those single flashes. And one of the things that we weren't actually looking for this, but one of the things that we discovered was that one of the reasons that female fireflies are so choosy is that males are giving females a present to the females. And it's called a nuptial gift, and totally that's really the scientific for it. It's like one of the best non jargon scientific terms, Like everybody understands the nuptial guest.

Speaker 2

Yeah, that's what it is.

Speaker 3

So during mating, male fireflies are giving females not just their gammets, right, not just their sperm, but also this package. And it's a really beautiful thing. It's like this very elaborate structure. If you happen to look inside a male firefly, which you know, probably most people never have a chance to do, but it's incredible what's inside. They don't really have a digestive tract or any of the other like you know, liver, spleen, stomach, all that stuff that we

think of as internal organs. Their internal organs are basically reproductive glands that manufacture this elaborate package that is full of nutrients and they transfer that internally to the female while they're mating. And the males that have the more desirable lashes also turn out in many cases to have

the larger nuptial gifts. And the nuptial gifts are a big deal for the females because they are full of protein, among other things that the female then can use to provision her eggs, and so females that get more nuptial gifts actually are able to lay more eggs. So that's a cool thing. I mean, why not choose.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I mean if you kind of know through advertising like okay, longer pulse, bigger gift, then there you go, like bigger sandwich, he's gonna bring me.

Speaker 3

Absolutely, we call it firefly bling.

Speaker 1

Just a side note. Right before recording this a few weeks ago, I was cranky as hell and I could not figure out why. And then I realized that we had run out of coffee that morning, and so Jared then simply my fiance ran out to get my favorite latte, as kind of a pre nuptial gift, one might say, And my tiny brain was indeed impressed, and I was

very grateful to have those nutrients. And I feel like it's important to note that he did not deliver this latte internally or during a copulatory act, because I'm not.

Speaker 2

I don't have that big a coffee problem.

Speaker 1

And what about you? Are you a night person? How much of your work involves these really long nights?

Speaker 3

Yeah, it's crazy. You know, I don't know what people who live in the tropics were. Firefly season is all year round. I don't know how they survive because you know, in the temperate zone, you have a kind of a short firefly season. It might go from I don't know, like May until September, or maybe just June, July, August. And during the firefly season, my students and I basically we work day and night. We get so strung out

it's ridiculous. We can't even think straight. People hate us, our partners like leave us, our dog, you know, walks out. It's really bad. You can do it for a few years and then you have to take a break. But you know, we're usually out in the field at night, and then we are often doing lab experiments with fireflies that we've collected from the field and then put on a reverse like light cycle so that they think it's

nighttime when it's actually daytime. And so during the day we work in a dark room on fireflies that think it's night. So you can get kind of strung out on that for after a while, but you know, it's it's all worth it. Yeah, it's fabulous to be able to bring some of the magic of these creatures to light and to let people know, you know, that they're real and they're really really kind of amazing.

Speaker 2

They're real and they're spectacular.

Speaker 1

And you mentioned the tropics and the temperate zones. Does that mean that they don't inhabit like arid climates as much? Why don't we have them in California.

Speaker 3

Yeah. So another myth that I I am actually really glad to well happy to be able to debunk is that a lot of people think that there aren't any fireflies in the Western United States and that's not true. So happy, you should be happy. You should be happy because there are. So there's at least three different kinds of fireflies. There's the daytime fireflies. They fly during the daytime. The adults don't light up even though the larvae do. They're still in the same firefly family. There's lots of

those in California and in the West. There are also glow worm fireflies, where the females typically well the females glow typically they are worm like, as in, they don't fly. And there's really really cool glow worm fireflies on the West Coast, including you got to google this, the California pink glow worm. Oh my god, there's so beautiful. They are really beautiful and they're all over California. And I don't know why people don't recognize those as fireflies. The

males don't light off, but the females do. They glow for hours to attract these flying unlit males, and they're really really cool.

Speaker 1

Okay, hold the phone, boy, Howdy hot damn what?

Speaker 2

Okay?

Speaker 1

So I'm a lifelong Californian, absolute sniveling simp for bugs, and yet this is the first I'm hearing ever of the pink glowworm alias the firefly beetle, microphotos and gustus. Now, the ladies stay kind of babylike in a larva ish form, and they just cruise the leaf litter, kind of like salmon colored segmented tiny hot dogs. And then their soulmates are dude beetles who fly around, not glowing, but just

looking out for butts. Now, I have spent my life jealous of New Jersey and ignoring all of these horny, babylike sparkle butts under my California nose. But as long as we're getting regional, I covered this ages ago in in minnesot You probably never heard. But do you call them you personally? Do you call them fireflies or lightning bugs? Take a moment, vote aloud while you're layering up a lasagna or welding something or brushing a chinchilla.

Speaker 2

Lightning bugs.

Speaker 1

Okay, I hope one of you said peeni walies. Because a University of Cambridge linguistics professor by the name of Bert Voe also needed to know firefly or lightning bug. So he asked ten thousand Americans what they call sparkle butts. Forty percent of you go either way, firefly, lightning bug, you don't care. Thirty percent of us are exclusively team firefly. Hello, West Coast High Massachusetts, and about another thirty percent say yeah, no,

it's lightning bug. The South greetings to you. But to my delight and probably Professor Voe's the futtlement, zero point two percent of those people he polled call these glowing summer acuties peenie wallies. So that's two people in a study of ten thousand, and if they are not already friends, oh, I hope they find each other. I want them to hold hands and just stare into the summer dusk. So my point is we need not be a nation divided on the topic of peenie wallies, especially now, because.

Speaker 3

And the other exciting news and this is something that we're really just actually, this is really really recent that we have begun to realize that there are flashing fireflies in the Western United States. So there's actually there's a Western Firefly Project that's run out of the Natural History Museum of Utah and they've been mapping flashing fireflies in Utah, Nevada, nearby states for since twenty fourteen. There's a new project

called the New Mexico Firefly Project. There's flashing fireflies in New Mata, Mexico. In Colorado. I heard a rumor there might be flashing fireflies in Oregon. So a lot of this is very very recent, and a lot of it is based on citizen science, like community science observations, just people going out into the night looking for fireflies in different places where there are certain characteristics like moisture like darkness and food for the firefly larvae. So yeah, it's

really exciting there are Western fireflies. That's a myth that it just gives me great pleasure to be able to say, no, not true. You do have them, and they're really really beautiful.

Speaker 1

So yeah, So if you've been asking fireflies, where have you been all my life? The answer is perhaps closer than you thought. Right here, literally with a flashing butt. You just didn't notice. But where have we been all of their lives? How long do they spend in the inky evenings? What's up with our life cycle?

Speaker 3

Yes, so one of the things that people who believe that fireflies are real and maybe have even seen fireflies, many people don't realize that what we're looking at when we see these ethereal adults flying around in the night, we're just looking at the very very tip of the firefly life cycle. Like that, it's the tip of the iceberg. Fireflies spend up to two years living their lives in a completely different environment. So fireflies are beetles, and like

other beetles, they go through complete metamorphosis. So the adult firefly, the female layser eggs, the eggs hatch out into lit the tiny firefly larvae.

Speaker 1

So there are a few thousand species of fireflies, and as adults, they're between five and twenty five millimeters long, just an inch long at the biggest, but in their larval forms little and they're hungry.

Speaker 3

And it's the larval stage where they are they're eating, and they're actually they're predators. They're voracious predators. They're really kind of fearsome voracious predators because they live underground and sometimes in rotting wood, sometimes in leaf litter, and they're burrowing around and they're looking for soft bodied things like earthworms, slugs, snails, and that's what they eat. And even though they're tiny, they have the ability to bite and paralyze prey that's

many many, many times bigger than themselves. So a couple of firefly larvae can take down a really big earthworm, paralyze it so that it basically can't move, it's still alive, can't move, still alive, can't move, and then they will, Yeah, they'll just feast on that earthworm for days and days and days and days.

Speaker 1

Do they hunt in packs?

Speaker 2

Are they hunting in packs like wolves?

Speaker 3

Yeah? You know, we don't actually know what they do in the field, but there are many observations of and I've seen it myself in the lab. Firefly larvae will gather together in groups to take down an earthworm. And you see them. Oh man, it's just kind of gory. Like I've walked into at night, Like you're just walking by and you have this little container where you have firefly larvae. Right, everybody has this in their house.

Speaker 1

Oh the delight It brought me to think of a firefly expert tossing their mail onto a kitchen counternext to a deli cup of thriving larvae. Sarah just has these things in her casual possession, of course, man if I had a container of firefly larvae, for every container of firefly larva I had in my house, Oh.

Speaker 3

And a couple of earthworms. And you see that there's all this glowing and they're all lined up along the earthworm, and all the firefly larvae are glowing and they're all they just have their jaws sunk into the earthworm, and the earthworm isn't moving at all, and they're lined up like, you know, kind of like sucking pigs. They're just like all lined up sucking earthworm like an earthworm smoothie. It's it's a little it's a little alarming and slightly disgusting.

But anyways, that's what that's the that's the backstory of those ethereal adults is that they are larvae for up to two years, depending on the latitude, and during that time they're just they're just you know, they're just eating and growing, eating and growing, eating and growing. And then when they get big enough they pupate, you know, kind of like a butterfly, the metamorphose into an adult. The adult fireflies only live a couple of weeks, so very

very short lived, and all they're doing is reproducing. Most adult fireflies don't eat anything at all once they once they reach that stage, and so they're spending down the capital that they have accumulation, all the resources that they've managed to accumulate as larvae, it's getting spent down in all of their reproductive activity. They're flying around their nuptial gifts. So the nuptial gifts are kind of a big thing in the firefly economics right because they're expensive for males

to produce. They're spending down their capital with every nuptial gift that they're making, and they're really valuable for females because she doesn't have any other income. It's just a nuptial gift.

Speaker 1

So, wow, just revisit this drama with me, if you will come on this journey. So let's say you're a baby. You're a human baby, a small, chubby baby who must grow. So you post up with other babies around a giant paralyzed worm like a beached whale, and you and all these babies just devour this whale like carcass until it's gone,

and you do this for years. Imagine if humans spent most of our lifespans in focused bloodlust, eating raw meat, and then in the very twilight of life, like when we're eight, we finally go through puberty, and for the equivalent of like the last year of our human lives, out comes a different looking person with a glowing disco ass that makes people so horny and the world loves us. We're so beautiful. People assume we're not even real. And then all that flesh we ate all of our lives

as babies. We use that fuel to pay baby mamas so the kids will never meet, can survive and follow in our sparkly footsteps. I mean firefly life cycles. What a party? Do scientists know why they glow certain colors? And where is that bioluminescence coming from? I'm sure your background is a marine biologist. A lot of glowing stuff in the sea where it's dark, but not a lot of glowing stuff up here, so it seems so what's it made out of?

Speaker 3

A lot of creatures have independently evolved this amazing fantastic ability to produce their own light. It's really fabulous. So among terrestrial animals and plants, there's not that many that can produce lights, even though produce their own light, even though it's really common in the sea. In the sea, a lot of marine creatures use their light for as a defense or as a way of hiding camouflage, or as a way to attract prey, and fireflies use their

light in many of the same ways. So every single juvenile firefly, those baby fireflies I was talking about that live underground or in leaf litter, they actually every single juvenile firefly can light up even when the adults can't. And so we think that the ability this light producing talent of fireflies first evolved in the juvenile stage, and that it first evolved as a warning signal. So firefly larvae and a lot of adult fireflies taste really nasty.

They manufacture toxins that carry inside their body that are distasteful to many insect eating predators. And so you know, if you live in the dark and there's no reflected light, it doesn't really help to be like brightly colored like a monarch butterfly.

Speaker 1

Or say brightly colored poisoned dart frogs or skunk stripes.

So this yo you do not want. This type of coloration has a name, and it's aposemitism, taken from the Greek words for away sign and Apossemitism was coined in eighteen ninety by a British zoologist who had a mustache like a snow white feather, boa Sir Edward Bagnailed Poulton in eighteen ninety because one of the pleasures of being an animal scientist is that you can make up words when you identify the need for them, like sparkle botology.

Speaker 3

All of those usual warning colors don't really work. But if you can make a flash of light that turns out to be a very very memorable kind of warning to that flashes out in the darkness, you know I am toxic. Do not even think about eating me. And

so it was so the first fireflies. By reconstructing their evolutionary history, we have figured out scientists have figured out that the very first fireflies, the adults, didn't light up at all, and it wasn't until many million years later that adult, some adult fireflies managed to co opt that larval bioluminescence and turn it into the quick bright flashes that the flashing fireflies now used to find their mates. So fireflies started out warning signal and then later on

turned it to courtship. It's kind of romantic, right.

Speaker 1

Imagine a dating app. It's like, oh my god, you're toxic. I'm toxic, and then you just can't stop sending texts with your thoughts. That's the firefly life. And so this week for this encore, Doctor Lewis would like to keep these lovers alive and ask that her donation go to Fireflyers International dot Net, which, as the name suggests, it's a global effort to catalyze the conservation of fireflies and their habitats. They do it through research to identify and

prioritize the species that are facing extinction. They design and translate and distribute fact sheets on firefly diversity. They identify threats, and they support advocacy, such as, for example, raising awareness during events like World Firefly Day, which is this week. It's July fifth and sixth, So celebrate a firefly, share this episode with people, post about it, do some community science.

Firefly's debut so that is Fireflyers International dot net and that is linked in the show notes, and that donation we made in her name was possible by some word approved sponsors of the show, who you may hear about. Now, Okay, you were in the dark with some firefly facts and Sarah I had illuminating answers.

Speaker 2

Let's hear them.

Speaker 1

I have so many questions from listeners. Megan Walker wants to know if you clap or make noise, do they flash. My dad told me that as a kid, and it mostly seems to work, but I'm also skeptical that it's just coincidence.

Speaker 3

Yeah, So fireflies respond to a threat by often respond to a threat by making light because it is a warning signal. And so if you have a firefly and it's you know, just kind of hanging out in a container, and you vibrate that container or knock on it or you know, slap the side of the container, a firefly will often flash. And so it's possible that clapping might be perceived as a disturbance and they would they would light up as a way of saying, hey, don't eat me,

I'm here. You know I'm toxic. Can you not do that?

Speaker 2

Got it?

Speaker 1

Okay, So many people wanted to know about catching them and if you catch them, put them in.

Speaker 2

A jar with grass. How bad is it for them? And will they die immediately? No?

Speaker 3

I think it's actually, you know, I love that people catch fireflies and then release them. I think it's a really it's a beautiful thing. I think the more people that can appreciate these miraculous luminous beings the better. And what better way to do it than to like get

up close and personal with them. So yeah, I think that as long as people realize that, you know, if you catch a firefly, handle it, really catch it with a net, handle it really gently coax it into a jar with some as you say, with grass, maybe a little bit of damp not like sopping wet, but damp paper towel, even a little tiny piece of apple. They'll really really like the moisture from the apple and the

sugars that are in the apple. And you know, watch them overnight, make sure they have a lot of moisture in the jar, and then let them go into the same habitat where you collected them next day. The only so I'm all in favor of catch and release for fireflies, there's one caution that I have to mention, which is that this happened to my nephew many years ago. He

was visiting from California. He was visiting in Vermont, and he was really excited to see fireflies, and he went out and he caught a whole bunch and he put him in a jar, and he put them on the night table next to his bed. And during the night he woke up and he actually saw a very very gory scene, which is pretty common. Some of the fireflies were eating some of the other fireflies. So I haven't really mentioned this, but there's a particular group of fireflies

just in North America. Yeah, we're proud, and they are predators of other fireflies. And what was going on in Nate's jar was that he had accidentally caught some of the prey fireflies and a couple of the predator fireflies, and the predator fireflies were like so excited and they were feasting on the other fireflies, and man, he was like he screamed in the middle of the night. We had to get up and go running into his room.

He was fine, the fireflies were not. And then we had to explain like the whole you know, predation thing, and yeah, so be careful to only include the little guys. And none of the big predatory ones.

Speaker 1

Oh no, so yes, faux tourists. These predatory females, whom Sarah has called them fatale of lightning bugs are great at doing impressions of other species, but they're not great at making their own lusibufagens lusiboofageans sure, which are steroid compounds that make them less tasty to birds and spiders and such. So catfishing and preying on other glowing beetles

gives them more defense against predators. So for those who wish that there were raves that were also gladiatorial matches, congratulations, Gus, your time has arrived. Dave is Born, Andy Hardkey, Kevin Glover, Lisa Ma. Want to know why do they smell that way?

Speaker 3

Do they know? Yes, that's so interesting, what great questions. Thank you all. So, when you handle fireflies, they do give off a particular odor, and that odor is part of their sort of we call it a multimodal defense mechanism, but it's they have the light that they're using as a warning. They have a kind of smell, a voll little smell that they release that warns potential predators that

they are going to taste bad. And then if you were to taste a firefly, which I don't recommend you would, or even like, you know, gently bite into a firefly, which I don't recommend, fireflies release a tiny droplet of blood, and the blood that circulates inside their body the contains a toxin that is very, very deadly to many vertebrate predators. So yeah, that smell is something that a lot of people don't even notice it, but it's really really noticeable.

If you hold a firefly in your hand, just hold it up to your nose, they get disturbed if you're capturing them, and then they have that particular odor, and yeah, that's cool. It's part of their defense against getting eaten.

Speaker 1

Side note, I have never sniffed a peni wally, but the Internet told me that they smell like the following adjectives musky, cucumber esque.

Speaker 2

And buggy.

Speaker 1

Oh yes, buggy. It's very helpful either way. The taste and those aforementioned lusibufagen steroids can make a frog or a bird thing twice and maybe barfit right up. Although plenty of folks report seeing fireflies illuminating the stomachs of their predators, which is kind of like being eaten by an alligator, yet continuing to swipe on tinder from its murky, disgusting belly. But yes, that sparkle buttology smell is the sweet odor of love and warnings.

Speaker 3

Aha.

Speaker 2

So sniff a.

Speaker 3

Firefly, sniff fire yeah or tonight yeah? Uh.

Speaker 1

Natella wants to know why do fireflies like overgrown grass more than cut grass and what can people with yards do to encourage more fireflies?

Speaker 3

Absolutely? So, one of the things about fireflies is that they need the same kinds of things that all of us need, right So, they need food, they need shelter, they need moisture, and so if you can provide those things, you can usually encourage fireflies, if they're around in your area, to move into your yard. And so one really important thing for all of the stages of all the life

stages of the firefly is moisture. And so longer grass holds moisture better, It holds moisture in the soil better, and it will be more conducive for females to lay their eggs at the base of the grass and for the larvae to develop in that habitat. It's also better for longer grasses better for all the soil organisms like the earthworms and all those things that the baby fireflies

are eating as prey. I guess the biggest thing if you want to promote fireflies in your in your yard is to leave your grass long or better yet, make it into a wildflower meadow plants. Some fireflies also need darkness. So a lot of the work that we are currently doing at my lab at TOUGHS focuses on light pollution and how light pollution impacts fireflies. And it turns out that lights, even pretty dim lights, can really really disrupt

the courts chip dialogue of fireflies. So if you have like layers of shrubs and trees, if you happen to have street lights around or other lights that are shining into your yard, having a lot of layers of vegetation will help make dark places where the fireflies can court.

Speaker 1

So you're not letting your lawn go to shit. You're making a romantic environment where sparkle, but beetles can get nasty. So what else do you need to do to set the mood and help them thrive?

Speaker 3

So fireflies need dark lights, they need moisture, and they also fireflies are insects, and so you definitely do not want to be treating your yard or your garden with any kind of broad spectrum insecticides because anything that you remember, the baby fireflies spend months to years living underground. So if you're treating your yard, or if you happen to have a lawn and you're treating it for Japanese beetle grubs, you're going to be killing the firefly larvae that live

in the lawn too. So be really really thoughtful about using insecticides only where and when you need them, try to target them to specific pests. And then also, in addition to sort of shad shading your yard, if you have a place where there's fireflies and you can control the light in that firefly habitat, just turn your lights off during the firefly mating season. Give them a little privacy, you know, let do their thing, and then you know, in the wintertime you can have your lights back on

again as much as you want. But if you can shield your lights or dim them or put them on timers so that they're off during the firefly mating season, that would be really that's a great way to attract fireflies to your yard.

Speaker 1

Great Alexis Cully first time question asker wants to know if any fireflies flash different colors.

Speaker 3

Yeah, so there are slightly different colors and they so there are tiny, tiny differences in the shape of the enzyme luciferase that produces that's inside the firefly lantern, and that is one of the players that produces the actually is a catalyst for the bioluminescence, and so tiny differences in the shape of that enzyme actually create different colors. And so in North America we have fireflies that range

from yellow. So a lot of the fireflies that are flashing in the early evening have sort of a lime green or yellow color bioluminescence. There's other groups of fireflies that have a more amber colored bioluminescence. And then there's some late night fireflies that flash with a very green biluminescence. And so they do have different colors.

Speaker 1

Oh, okay, do any change their colors like an led light at all loud?

Speaker 3

That would be cool. Not yet, but I think they're working on it. We're looking for mutations right now.

Speaker 1

Oh amazing, Oh, so many great questions. Casey Hanmer wrote in and said, I think Lucifers is an amazing name for a child but my wife says, no, what the fuck help me out.

Speaker 3

Yes, luciferse I love it. Yeah, you know, hey, Ace, Yes, it's great.

Speaker 1

That is great, and it means light right, lucifera comes means light great.

Speaker 3

Right, lucifrase means light bearer. It's a beautiful name for a kid.

Speaker 1

Also, how Satan biblically became Lucifer may have just been the results of a translation snafu involving the Hebrew word for howell. So casey, Christine named that next kid luciferes.

Speaker 2

Do you have our blessing?

Speaker 1

And patron Nathan Algrim wrote in to say that they saw their first blue ghosts this summer and it was quote trippy in the best way possible. And I'm glad for Nathan that this experience wasn't trippy in the worst way possible, which would have been an encounter with Hallucifer himself. But yes, you were not alone when it came to wondering about blue ghost fireflies and why they are such low flying marvels. Oh and Milakuda wants to know what's the deal with blue ghost fireflies?

Speaker 3

M hmm, the deal with blue ghost fireflies? They are magic, totally magic. So this is a firefly that's found throughout the southeastern United States in the southern Appalachian Mountains, and they're really really cool because they're a glowworm of firefly. The females are tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny. They don't have any wings. They cannot fly. They are totally earthbound, which is sad, but they're also really beautiful. They're like these beautiful little jewels that are hidden in the forest

and the leaf litter in the forest. The males light up in this case and they fly around with a very very long, like minutes long glow, And for reasons that remain a bit elusive, but have something to do with sort of the physics of light, their light looks blue, but if you record the light with a spect like a spectrograph, it actually turns out to be green. Oh, so they're called blue ghosts because they look kind of blueish when they're when it's reflected off the vegetation and so,

but they're really glowing green. And one of the things about the blue ghost fireflies that's quite remarkable is that they've gotten to be a pretty big tourist attraction in the past few years, and fireflies in many places are actually kind of flickering out. In most cases, it's because their habitat is being lost. In some cases it's because their local population is being threatened by either light pollution or even tourism. And so the blue ghost fireflies are

particularly susceptible to too much attention from tourists. When the season begins, the females are down in the leaf litter and on the forest floor, and so if there's a lot of people who are walking through their habitat, they actually don't. They're often looking at the males that are flying around and not really realizing that they could be accidentally trampling these tiny females and also the larvae, and

also the eggs, and also the pupie. And it's the females that are carrying like the next generation of fireflies. So when people are going to see blue ghost fireflies, I do highly recommend going to see them, but stay on the trail, don't walk off into the forest, because you might be trampling on those beautiful little females.

Speaker 1

Yeah, and then, which is probably the last thing people want to be doing without realizing that they're doing it.

Speaker 3

So yeah, yeah, you wouldn't. How would you ever know, yeah.

Speaker 1

Patrons, Alie Gibson, first time question asker, Ivally Sanchez, Chris Moore, Ali barg Rose, Moon Yards and so many people. Claire Weldon, Tiagan Mortimer, first time question asker, Anthony, Katie Courtwright, Alex Stall have said wanted to know about the numbers of fireflies. Anthony says, why is it some years we have tons and tons and other years almost none? And Claire says, I've heard a lot the last few years about major

declines and firefly populations. Alex Stall says, growing up, I remember seeing fireflies all the time, but it's been ages since I saw any. How are they doing and what can we.

Speaker 2

Do to help?

Speaker 3

Great questions? Yes, thank you. So, you know, like other insects, fireflies have good years and bad years, and so in a really really dry year, there's a lot of mortality, especially of the larvae, and so there won't be as many fireflies. The adult fireflies are merging the following spring and summer, and sometimes in a wet year, you know, there's lots of prey they're doing really the larva are

surviving really well. There'll be a lot of fireflies that year, and so they do have good years and bad years, but in general, it's a really really common perception, and it's something that a lot of firefly experts and you know, people on the street have noticed that there just aren't as many fireflies as there used to be. And this holds across the board around the world. It's not just, you know, something that happens in the in the United States.

And so there are three major things that are responsible for declining firefly populations. The first one is the loss of suitable habitat. So some fireflies are really really tuned into a very particular habitat, like one particular kind of wetland, and that's the only place that they can survive. That's where their larvae live, that's where the where they can pupate, where they can complete their whole life cycle. If you wipe out that wetland, those fireflies can't just get up

and move somewhere else. There are other fireflies that are like habitat generalists. They can live in all kinds of places. They're doing fine. The habitats specialists are not doing so well.

Speaker 1

So yes, some sparkle butts do well sauntering between various habitats, but other tender glowy babies have evolved to thrive in only one specific ecological niche.

Speaker 3

So the loss in the degradation of appropriate habitat is a really, really big problem for many species of firefly, including a bunch of US fireflies that are specialists in wetland habitats. The second thing that is really bad for fireflies we've already talked about a little bit. They need dark nights, and so light pollution is a big threat to fireflies around the world, and so you can turn off your lights. That's an easy thing to do. Light

pollution is totally reversible, right, just turned switch. And then insecticide is that is a a third major threat to fireflies, So pesticides that are applied to the soil or to plants that then get into the soil and will kill firefly larvae. So, I guess you know. One of the

things that that we've been doing. So I work with the group called Fireflyers International, and one of the things that we have been doing is trying to educate people about the different life stages of fireflies, the things that they need, and to advocate for their protect protection. We've been working with the ZERSI Society in the US, and

you can go to the XERSI Society website. Just google zerses fireflies and there's a whole lot of information free PDFs that you can download about conserving fireflies and what you can do too, and there's actually we have fact sheets about fireflies and light pollution, so firefly friendly lighting guidelines, and you can get all that stuff at the zerxies website.

Speaker 1

Listen, I get it. You're listening to this while paddling a gondola or hurting penguins and you're like, you're my internet dad, look it up for me. So ZERCES recommends using motion detectors or timers to limit the amount of time lights shine, shielding lights so they only illuminate the intended areas like a pathway, switching out right outdoor lighting for red bulbs, or covering existing bulbs with red filters, and closing curtains at night to reduce the amount of

indoor lights that spuilt outdoors. So more info is up at cerces dot org. And also get doctor Sarah Lewis's book Silencepark, which is linked in the show notes. It will delight and inform you. Also, I just realized when I said herting penguins. It sounded like hurting penguins, But I'm not like there's a herd of penguins that you're I don't want to make a sound like you're just out there hurting penguins.

Speaker 2

Anyway, what else can you do?

Speaker 1

Are there any community science projects that people can help out with?

Speaker 3

Yeah, so there's so much we don't know about fireflies. So, as I mentioned, there's especially a lot we don't know about fireflies in the Western US, and so I highly recommend the Western Firefly Project. Just google it. And they're collecting right now, collecting observations from people all over the West of flashing fireflies and that's really exciting. There's a New Mexico Firefly Project that just started this year, and that's really exciting. People are discovering like all new fireflies.

We never even knew that they were in some of these places. So there's a lot of Really it's a very exciting time to be a community scientist for fireflies. We really fireflies are out for a short time each night and also a short season each year, and so

we really need many eyes in many places. So those are two things Western Firefly Project and the New Mexico Firefly Project, and then also across all of the US there is Firefly Watch, which is run by Massachusetts AUTUBN Society and you can find out more about that community science project on their website.

Speaker 1

So twenty twenty five, Alley here and doctor Lewis shared in her update that new projects are rolling out in North America and elsewhere where community science can help gather really valuable data on species distributions. One of those places is fireflyatlist dot org and that was launched in twenty twenty two, is right after this episode aired, and we'll link it on our website and firefly atlist dot org.

It's a big collaborative effort. And Sarah tells me that firefly experts and doctor sparkle butts need more information on species distributions and habitat associations and threats so that they can make informed management and conservation decisions.

Speaker 2

And firefly atlst.

Speaker 1

Dot org has a map of North America and if your region is highlighted, you can click on it to learn which firefly species are searching for and how you can help them. Now, how are the fireflies doing? Doctor Lewis let me know that after this episode initially aired, there was an international effort. It was published in the twenty twenty four study. It was titled Illuminating Firefly Diversity Trends,

Threats and Conservation Strategies. It was in the journal Insects, and it outlines the main threats linked to the recent population declines and they are habitat loss and degradation, light pollution, pesticide, overuse, climate change, and tourism. And although this big global coordination of conservation has begun only recently, considerable progress has already made,

she told me. So that's a good news. And Sarah also said that here in the good old USA, we successfully petitioned the Fish and Wildlife Service to add this critically endangered Bethany Beach firefly. It's a species that lives in a tiny stretch of Delaware to the endangered Species list, and they're working to get legal protection for other at risk fireflies and their habitats.

Speaker 2

So they're working on it.

Speaker 1

And firefly scientists have also gathered enough data to do official IUCN Red List assessments for around one hundred and fifty species from all over from the US, Canada, Europe, Hong Kong, Southeast Asia and doctor Lewis added that while this is just a fraction of global firefly diversity, the bad news is that about twenty percent of species assessed to date face heightened extinction risks. Now, in terms of spreading the concern and appreciating fireflies, how can you capture

them but not physically? Oh and what about photography? Any hints on capturing good firefly photos?

Speaker 3

Yes? So I would like to say that personally, I am in awe of the many, many firefly photographers out there who capture these beautiful long exposure images of fireflies. And in these images you can often see the flash pattern of the firefly. You can almost identify what species of firefly it is from the photograph. But I have no idea how they do that.

Speaker 1

It's okay, I locked up some tips for us. So basically, get a tripod, slow down the shutter speed, open your lens up wide, and crank up your camera's sensitivity to light or it's ISO. And if you don't have a fancy camera that is also not a phone, then there are apps like PROCM eight that have presets like low light and light trails. And you can also do a slow shutter mode which stacks a bunch of images on top of each other to create a longer exposure effect.

But patience and experimentation, maybe a late night energy drink I'll help, or you know what, just leave it.

Speaker 2

To the pros.

Speaker 3

Actually, I'll just put a shout out here to one of the firefly photographers we've worked with very closely on our conservation efforts has a websit. It's called Firefly Experience. His name is Redeem Schreiber, and he takes pictures of fireflies using just their natural light, never any flash, never any extraneous light. And his photographs are really they're amazing and they really capture the personality of each of the different kinds of fireflies. So I highly recommend Firefly Experience.

Speaker 1

Cool. Last listener question, Sarah Hoover, Cameron Brown, and R. J. Deroage all asked if you have thoughts on the song Fireflies by Al City if it ever gets stuck in your head? Have you heard of that that's so funny?

Speaker 3

Yes, I don't really like that song because you know, I don't know the ten thousand hug stuff because I get a thousand hugs from ten thousand lightnings. Yeah, it's not my favorite firefly song. You know, there's a really cool there's a glow worm song that was popular, I guess in the nineteen fifties. My mother used to sing it to me when I was little. Hey, maybe that's why I study firefly Anyways, Mill's brother gloworm song. I like that one a whole lot better.

Speaker 5

This night used a little brightening, light up you little about the lightning. When you gotta glue, you gotta clue blue little blow.

Speaker 1

Did we just discover why Sarah Lewis is a firefly scientist?

Speaker 2

Did that just happen?

Speaker 1

I don't know. I guess either way. Singing to your loved ones, ask smart people weird but well intentioned questions, because you never know what's underneath the rocks.

Speaker 2

On the topic of.

Speaker 1

Last questions, I always ask everyone your least favorite thing about being a sparkle batologist or least favorite thing about fireflies? Is there anything that's just an annoyance or you wish was different?

Speaker 3

Absolutely, And it's undoubtedly miss mosquitoes. So there's a really high correlation between you know, fireflies like places where there's a lot of moisture, and so to mosquitoes and it's nighttime and so yeah, I think the hardest thing for a lot of my students and for myself, working on fireflies is just like not necessarily like the mosquitoes are going to bite you, because usually you're covered up completely long sleeves. Sometimes we wear rubber gloves and we have

like mosquito gear on, anti mosquito gear on. But it's a sound of the mosquitoes that little you know, that wine, and it just like sometimes I would go to sleep finally after a really long night and I'd still like in my dreams, I would hear that whine of the mosquitoes just like buzzing around my head. And yeah, that was really kind of traumatic for a couple of years in there.

Speaker 1

And lastly difficult to answer. But your favorite thing about fireflies or being a firefly scientist?

Speaker 3

Wow? Yeah, so this is easy because you know the thing that I really really appreciate. I just feel so fortunate to be able to like have devoted so much of my scientific career to studying such a wondrous animal like you. Just like every single season, you know, I do, you know, my science and like write all the notes and take all the measurements and stuff, But every single season I always spend at least one night that I

just dedicate to wonder. I don't. I just like put everything else out of my mind and I just go out and gawk at the fireflies and just drinking the wonder. And man, it's a really incredible thing. And it's not just you know that the they don't just bring that wonder to me, but to everybody who sees them. So you know, they are some of the best ambassadors for Earth's natural magic. And so man, I feel so lucky to be, like, you know, representing them to and telling

people about them and learning more about them. It's just like I just feel like super super super grateful to the fireflies, lucky to have found this niche.

Speaker 1

Well they I think they're lucky to have a spokesperson as a knowledgeable and enthusiastic as you.

Speaker 3

For sure, very kind, Thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 1

So much for doing this. This is just a joy.

Speaker 3

I love this. It's been really really fun. Thank you so much for inviting me.

Speaker 1

So yes, get Sarah Lewis's book, Silent Spark. It's linked in the show notes below. Just a social media update, Doctor Lewis, like millions of us, is no longer on X but she is on threads at Silent Sparks, and she says that those curious about fireflies could join or follow her on Facebook in a firefly group there, so we will link that also on the show show notes.

And she also shared that later this summer, fireflyers from all over the planet will be gathering in Mexico to attend the International Firefly Symposium, where they're going to report on new discoveries about firefly ecology and behavior and exchange ideas and methods and share their most effective conservation strategies. So ugh to be a firefly on the wall there

you would make so many new friends. And doctor Lewis also said to the Ologies community, thanks again for helping to keep the firefly magic alive, and we will link doctor Lewis's website in the show notes, and also in the show notes is a link to our website which will point you toward all the resources and studies and maps and pictures that we talked about in this episode. We are at Ologies on Blue Sky and Instagram. I'm

at Ali Ward with one L on both. Thank you Aaron Talbert for admitting the Ologies podcast Facebook group and for being my friend for decades. Thank you Noel Dilworth for schedule, producing Ologies, Susan Hale managing directs everything from the tiny Stuff to the Giant Stuff. Steve Ray Morris and Jared Sleeper of mind Jam Media where the editors for this episode and when it initially came out. I had been married to Jared Sleeper for about a week,

so we're now about on our fourth anniversary. Things are still going great and folding in all the updates for this was Mercedes Maitland of Maitland Audio, who the entire Ology staff threatens to move in with whenever she sends us pictures of all the cool bugs up in her Canadian yard. Mercedes, please fluff up the couch for me. We also now have Smologies episodes which are g rated and kid safe and they are in their own podcast feed wherever you get podcasts. They're great for kids and

road trips, just look for Smologies. They're also linked in the show notes ologies merches at ologiesmerch dot com and showing our Patreon. You can find us at patroon dot com slash Ologies, where you could submit questions we may ask on the show. Nick Thorburn did the theme music and if you stick around until the end, I tell you a secret. And this one is a classic. It haunts me to this day. I'm glad I got it off my chest. If you stick around until the end

of the episode, tell you a secret. And this week we did a lot of drivings through Montana, which in which gambling is legal in that state. And whenever I see a casino billboard that advertises loose slots, I always think of just terrible food poisoning, just like eating bad shrimp from the buffet at Heaven. Loose slots all weekend. Just chain to the jackpot if you will. Anyway, it's gross. I can't remember if I've told you that before, but now you know.

Speaker 2

Sorry, Bye bye.

Speaker 4

Pacodermatology, bombology or doo zoology, lithology, zechonology, meteorology, manology, menthology, ceiologyology

Speaker 3

Especially fireflies or butts light up.

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