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Should you ever pay money to cuddle a dolphin? Dolphins on drugs, all kinds of drugs, vengeful marine mammals, aquatic horniness, dolphin doulas, and more with researcher, author, and your new favorite land mammal and legendary dolphinologist, doctor Justin Greg. Oh my god, I have so many questions? Can I ask them?
Yes? Please? Oh gosh, I bet there's an LSD question in there. I hope.
Let me check, let me find and control yep for Gregha. Four people asked about Let's get straight to it. Ada mcbatty, Adam Lee, Allen Spencer, Lizzie Baker. Adam mcbatty's words, what is your take on the nineteen sixty one study with dolphins on LSD to see if they'll form a more human language? First, some question, asker Adam Lee, Allan Spencer. I'd like to know more about the LSD experiments on dolphins. I think we all would.
What do you know? Well? That was back to our old friend John Lilly. At some point while the experiment was going on trying to teach Peter to speak English. He also was like, hey, what happens if you give a dolphin LSD? And so he just injected dolphins with LSD to see if he could stimulate something. I'm not sure interspecies communication. And I believe he also because he's the inventor of the you know, the isolation tank that you go into and it's like dark and you're floating in water.
So one might call it a sensory deprivation tank because the water is your exact body temperature. You can't even feel it. There's no sound, no light, just chill time with your racing thoughts or no thoughts hopefully. But some folks do not like the sensory deprivation terms. So you can also call this cozy water coffin, an isolation tank, or a float tank or a float pod or a float cabin, or a floatation tank, or a sensory attenuation tank. Whatever,
it's none of my business. Now you can buy one for thirty two thousand dollars or you can find a deal on some sessions. And once I read that they filter the water between people, I was like, sign me up. This seems fun. But I've never done it, but anyway, there was a film in nineteen eighty starring William Hurt that was based on John C. Lally's research into these tanks,
and apparently renowned theoretical physicist Richard Feynman dug them. Legend has it that floating in the dark helped John Lennon conquer heroin addiction, and as a friend to Timothy Leary, John C. Lily was known to just drop pharmaceutical grade acid in the float tank and just plumb the depths
of his own mind. Now, if you'd like to hear more about this in his own words, you can check out John C. Lally's published academic work titled Programming and Metaprogramming in the Human Biocomputer, or his more conversational memoir titled Tanks for the Memories, which you know, he came up within the tank on drugs and was like, brilliant, I did it.
That's his that's his stick. And so he would take LSD, he'd inject dolphins with LSD and then he would hope there'd be some sort of communication or something. So that was a thing he did, and that was one of the things that like people didn't like, like his his collaborators, like Carl Sagan was a friend of Lily because because Lily at the time, NASA was interested in if aliens come down, how do we learn to speak with aliens?
And so they were like throwing money at him because they're like, if you can learn to speak with dolphins, then we can use that to speak with aliens. So like he was, Palas was like Drake, I'd be there though, you know from the Drake equation, and like yeah, So they were all like they were in this thing called the Order of the Dolphin, like Carl Sagan and Lily. Anyway, Yeah, it was a whole thing.
It was a whole thing, and it was a secret meeting in nineteen sixty one. It was also attended by a guy named Frank Drake, who during that conference wrote the Drake equation, which is an argument of probabilities that estimates the number of possible active intelligent civilizations in the Milky Way. He wrote it during that conference. Also during this meeting, they got word that one attendee, the biochemist Melvin Calvin, won the Nobel Prize in Chemistry for his
work in photosynthesis. You've probably memorized the Calvin cycle that was him. So they found out. They drank a case of champagne, they talked turkey about martians, they listened to John C. Lilly describe giant dolphin brains, and they called themselves the Order of the Dolphin, and then they officially rebranded to the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence or SETI. Yep, SETI started as the Order of the Dolphin. What a weekend, What a good reason to put up an out of office reply, you know.
But when he started giving LSD the dolphins, They're all like, wait a second here, and so that's sort of started his path into the sort of kippie case counter culture.
Did people stop being friends with him? Did he get like vintage canceled at some point?
Yeah, that's exactly I think he got vintage canceled by mainstream science. His writing was very popular with people in like regular non scientists, but the more he wrote about dolphins being like aliens and whatnot, the more the scientific mainstream community didn't want to hear about it, and that
actually messed up the field for a long time. So like, if in the seventies you were like, I want to study dolphins, people are like, oh, you're a weirdo hippie like it wasn't cool to study dolphins for a long time because there was some damage from the pr essentially.
Well, what happened to the dolphins on LSD, I think nothing.
I think that he was disappointed that nothing seemed to be going on, like no discernible difference.
Yeah, I could see concerns where if they have to breathe consciously too, if you are tripping your dolphin balls off, which I don't even know dolphins. I'm sure dolphins have balls. They're probably internal.
Giant internal balls. Yes, they're very large.
Well, they mate with a lot of people, so that means that they need a lot of sperms, right right.
The sperm will wash out the sperm of the other previous males. It's a whole thing. Yeah, m hmm.
So it's just fire hose in That's exactly.
That's why I think it's right. Whales have the largest like testicles on the planet, and they're just like a third of the body way of the animal, some insane number, and it's just literally fire hoses out all of the sperm from previous mating in them. Sen's what it's for. It's just a lot to diack in so weird.
Luckily there's a lot of water washed things off, I guess. But but okay, so LSD didn't find out much.
No, it seemed not to do anything. But you're right, I mean, what if it did. They were tripping and they went underwater, and they thought they were at the surface, and they opened their blowhole and died.
Right Well, on that note, so many people Deli Dames, Letdia Armstrong, Rachel Davis, Melissa Heart wanted to know. In Rachel Davis's words, I would love to hear a deep dive. I don't think there was a pun intended on How they communicate? Is the idea that they have to lepathy flimflam so telepathy? Can they communicate? Do they have ESP? Melissa Hart read Madeline Lingle's young adult novel A Ring of Endless Light, where the angsty teenage protagonist communicates telepathically
with dolphins. Melissa Heart said, that's false.
Right.
Do they have ESP?
No, But it's just like regular ESP. Like I mean, there's no evidence for this in any way whatsoever. There are weird ways that they communicate, but it's not psychic. And again that goes right back to these sixties experiments when they were trying to establish psychic connections to dolphins. So no good to know.
A bunch of people who I will say via my own mammalian mouth sounds, Madison Campbell, Brandy Lyin, Nathan Ander, Leaflight, Mallory Nettleton, Laura M. Smith, Nita Chen, Bethsauder, Becky the SCCCRESS scientist, Lisay Becker Slayer, Deli Dames, Lydia Armstrong, Rachel Davis, Melissa Hart, Lannybauer, megandawc, Catherine Spencer, James Parks, Louis Via, Elizabeth Edwards, Sodoni, s Jess Feldner, Charlie and beck who asked, is anyone working on translating their language? I would like
to speak with them? So, y'all all of you want to know? In Stacey Wick's first time question askers words, how close are we to being able to translate dolphin speak as seen on SeaQuest? I'm not sure if you've seen seaquests? Oh yes, can yeah, Darwin, can that happen?
It is a goal for some researchers, and it has been a long goal for many researchers. The idea being like yes, dolphin communication is actually pretty complicated. They make a lot of different sounds, and the question is do they function like words? Are they talking about complicated topics? And so they've been attempts over and over again to translate that using you know, mechanically or using information theory
or using the AI stuff that's now happening. And I think people like me are quite skeptical because I just don't think there's anything to translate. Other people are more hopeful that there is stuff in there. And I was just reading How to Speak Whale, Tom Mustel's book. It's it's really interesting and it's got a he's very helpful.
It's a great book. He's very helpful that this new AI specifically, there's a new research group out there studying sperm whales, I think, and they're putting all these tags on them and listening to them, and they think if you throw enough data into an AI, it will be able to yank out language like stuff. I personally do not think that that's the case, because I don't think sperm whales are dolphins need language to still be very smart, complicated animals. I just think we really want them to
have language. We just were not giving it up. We just I get it. I get it, I get it, and I'd love to be proven wrong. I just don't don't think it's going to happen.
Also, if you're wondering how dolphins generate those clicks and those whistles, turns out they have some nasal air sacks, and they've got a couple of sets of lips just inside their blowhole, one pair being monkey lips or phonic lips.
I didn't name them, someone in the eighteen hundreds did, and the phonic lips are derived from the artists formerly known as nostrils, and those clicks being straight through that fatty melon organ that majestic forehead, which yes, looks like a giant brain, but it's just a thing called a melon. Their giant brains are behind it. But delphinological sources report that these marine mammals can make up to four sounds at the same time. Do they even have ears to
appreciate that? Yeah, they do, teeny tiny ones. And one of my greatest professional sorrows I'm going to tell you right now is that in twenty eighteen, I recorded a whole episode on whale earwax for you, and I'm not allowed to release it. Because of an NBA. It hurts me. But anyway, with up to a trillion possible noises and word type of sounds dolphins can make, we can't use our own big dry ears or computers to fully understand
them yet. So patrons Megan daw and Jacqueline Church wanted to know could dolphins make sentences like dogs on those large word pads? What about using assisted communication devices or using some sort of press a button with the flipper and say give me that fish and not that one.
Yes, And that's what That's what I think is most exciting about dolphins when when they started doing those experiments.
So this is after Lily's stuff all dried up, and then you had lou Herman at a Koalo Basin and Hawaii doing these amazing experiments with these dolphins where they gave them artificial symbol systems, so they would use whistles or hand gestures to represent words and concepts, and they tested the dolphins' ability to comprehend those and they were geniuses like up on you know, on par with like great apes, Like they could follow like sentences with five
or six words in them, giving them really complicated instructions that would change the instructions based on the word order like syntax, and they could understand that, which is really mind blowing and one of the reasons I wanted to study them. I'm like, well, well that's very language like, So how much do they understand, Like how sophisticated is their cognition when it comes to language.
What were they communicating during those experiments?
Well, those are only one way, So it was humans telling dolphins to do stuff. Those are the best experiments with the clearest results. But as soon as you start getting them to like press buttons and stuff, there's always this one thing that seems to crop up, which is
dolphins don't give a shit. They don't seem interested in communicating with people like they we know that they can learn this stuff, but when you put one of these giant keyboards, like I had a colleague with a giant keyboard underwater, meaning they just they're just not into it.
Do you ever feel like Amy Adams arrival.
That's how a lot of people study in communication would maybe frame themselves. I think, like, maybe we'll crack the code, will be the ones to figure it out. That's how I started my career. I'm like, you know, I'm going to be one of these people that helps crack the code. And then the more I study, the more I realize like, oh, well, it doesn't seem like they have a code that needs cracking.
There's no secret system. And also they don't really need it because like they're so complicated in what they're doing without having to use language as the underlying explanation for their behavior. My whole career now is like, look, animals are sophisticated in their own right. They do not have to be human like to be interesting. Let's celebrate dolphins for what they are, which is not humans, not doing human language stuff. Brains tell you nothing about an animal's intelligence,
like it seems like it should. Humans have big relatively big brains soda dolphins. But like once all the scientists like compile like, okay, well a tool using species should be a larger brain species. Well guess what ants use tools or whatever? Like any example of an intelligent thing from a big, grain brained animal you can find in some small brained, smooth brained animal. And so there's no, strangely no correlation between intelligence and brains.
So as you are berrating yourself for forgetting your cousin's boyfriend's name despite meeting him at a barbecue two months ago. Just remember, dolphins aren't necessarily smarter than you, but they can recognize their friends through whistles and the taste of
their pea. I'm sorry what. According the twenty twenty two study titled cross moodal Perception of identity by Sound and Taste and Bottlenosed Dolphins, researchers messed around and found that playing a dolphin's friend or family member's signature whistle hey paired with a gustatory stimuli, meaning the taste of that friend's urine, made the dolphin be like, hey, richie, richie, where are you? Dude? Much more than just the whistle or the p alone And if you're like, why did
you make me learn? If dolphins can recognize other individuals by the smell of their pea, blame patron Laura M. Smith, who asked, is it true they can recognize other individuals by the smell of their pea and remember not smell taste. Speaking of recognition, do dolphins know how cute they are? What about the mirror test?
Yes, they're one of the few species that passes the mirror self recognition test, So There's lots of versions of this test, but the idea is, if you put a mark on an animal somewhere that it doesn't know about, and put them in front of a mirror, if they use the mirror to inspect the mark in any way, like if they twist and turn their head or if you're a chimpanzee you touch the mark, then you know
that they know that the reflection is actually them. So they have a concept of a self awareness that at least involves mirrors. And dolphins have passed this on multiple occasions. There's a relatively recent study, even more elegantly done that proves like, yeah, they can totally pass that test.
Okay, what about accents? Mikaela A Gabriel, Nathan Andrew Leaflight, Catherine Dakota Harriman, Brooke Brennan, Evan, Via Vincenzio, Aaron Burbridge, and Vincent Hill. In Aaron's words, do different dolphin pods have different dialects? Do they have regional accents? Vincent wants to know.
In killer whales and orca, Absolutely, And that's one of the hallmarks of the species is that they live in these family group pods, and those family groups over the years will develop sounds that are specific to that family group. So you can easily tell the difference between one family group versus another based on their clicks and whistles sound and that's sort of evolving over time. And so that's
a great example of culture in an animal species. Bottlenose dolphins not so much because they don't split along those same lines, and so they're you know, regionally. You might say, oh, this dolphin group might sound different to that, but it's nowhere near as clear as killer whales. That's they absolutely have. And the official term is dialects. They have different dialects.
I mean some monkeys have this as well, right.
Yeah, there are other species that will have regional or family specific ways of speaking. Birds as well ways of speaking, but you know what I mean. They you can tell the different populations based on differences in shared signals.
What about play? A bunch of people want to know look at you? Patrons Alison Arkush, Ashley Oakley Roslin has been Shannon Ryan, Angela Clark, Emma Garchigan and Alex Morella says I recently heard that adolescent dolphins behave like teenagers. They go through phases of the cool new thing, to do together.
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Rolff wants to know why do spinner dolphins spin, and so Julia Volmar and Sophia a. So what are they doing when they're in Abby's words, like jumping so high out of the water. Are they having fun?
It seems like it a lot of the times when a dolphins jumping out of the water, it is for fun. Spinner dolphins are a weird case. We actually think the spinning is a communicative signal sometimes, so it actually is more than just fun, although fun might be the reason too, but that might be used for a long distance communication if one dolphin sees another one off in the distance spinning around. Maybe, But most of the time, if you see dolphins doing things that seem playful, guess what, it's
totally playful. They're very playful animal species. They love games of keep away, they love like, you know, they'll grab our items and like carry them around, you know, and and just generally do stuff that we would associate with fun. Indeed, you do find that younger dolphins are more playful, for sure, and they get reprimanded by their moms if they like. If you get a young dolphin that's a juvenile that comes out and like tries to play with a human.
The mom will be like, angry, he's my friend, though. Do you know what they do to the moms will do to discipline a dolphin. This is interesting. So young juvenile is over, it's doing something it shouldn't. The mom will take it and pin it to the seafloor and hold it down for a little bit, because that's scary if you're a dolphin and you need to breathe. And so that's the way a mom will discipline, and they will do that to humans that are annoying them as well.
And so there's only been one recorded incidence of a wild dolphin killing a human, and that was in Brazil with this lone sociable dolphin that used to come up to the beach and people would pet it or whatever, which is weird in its own right. But there was some like drunk dudes and they were trying to put out a cigarette or something in the dolphin's blowhole and it no, dolphin got real angry. And that's the only
example of a dolphin killing people. But I mean they were being terrible, like what the heck?
Yes, And that was documented and verified, I.
Believe, so I'm pretty sure I read that somewhere on the Internet. Therefore it's due.
Justin was kidding and he said it's been documented. So I dug around and let me take you back to December nineteen ninety four. Friends was a brand new television situation comedy and Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas is you had just dropped. Meanwhile, in Karra, Guadituba, Brazil, a couple of drunk guys on a beach were trying to tie stuff to a dolphin's tail, but they fucked with the wrong dolphin. So Cheo, named for the location of Sao Sebastio, was a male dolphin who popped up
around March of that year, nineteen ninety four. He was friendly with female swimmers. Side note, scientists say female humans have similar pheromones to lady dolphins. But as more and more people heard about him and they flocked to meet this affable lad, some of those people were dicks and
had dicks. Folks would try to grab the bottlenosed dolphins pectoralphins for some kind of oceanic pony ride, and even try to pour beer down his throat, and maybe Cheo was like, no, I would literally rather taste my mom's yarin And as a result, between March and November nineteen ninety four, Cheo has put twenty eight people in the
hospital and by December he'd fucking had it. And when these two guys on the beach started messing with his tail fluke, Geo rammed them both repeatedly in the chest with his rostrum, inflicting fatal internal injuries on a guy named yal Paolo Morea and breaking the rib of survivor Wilson Pedroso, who I just spent well over an hour looking up on Facebook and Instagram to be like does his bio say dolphin attack survivor, like be nice to dolphins?
And all I found was a government official in saw Paolo with the same name an appropriate age, like he could have been drunk on a beach back when metallic pants were cool. But alas if it's him, he's put his dolphin harassing passed behind him. But as for Chio, I know you're like what happened to the dolphin?
Right?
He was never charged with any crime, and he came back to the bay a few times, but then either took off with the traveling pod and probably talked shit about humans forever understandably, or one of our species may have hunted him down secretly. Nobody knows. So let this be a lesson. Do not taunt a dolphin. Plus, it could cost you a lot of money. The Marine Mammal Production Act of nineteen seventy two means that could cost you up to one hundred ges to haze a dolphin
or get within fifty yards of them. So what is the ologies lesson about marine mammals? Gidtos? Pretend they have a restraining order against you. Yes, very good. Otherwise they may actually make you the star of your own Greek tragedy. Well good for them. I mean dolphin vengeance, do it? It's vigilante. But I mean Emma Garchigan and Signy s and Kate Unker want to know what's with the boat obsession. Kate wants to know. I've always wondered why do dolphins chase boats?
Yep, if you've been on a boat, you've probably seen a dolphin like chasing after your boat. And that's because the dolphin will create a pressure wave at the bow of the boat, which is literally pushing the water along, so they can the dolphin can sit right in that pocket and be pushed along without having to swim. So it's just fun. It's like surfing, and the back of
the boat is the same thing. It's churning up all this water and it creates these waves and they'll they'll stay in that slip stream and like come out of it like they're surfing. So it's just fun.
Oh my god. Okay, what about Nidarian Knight wants to know how large can pods get. I've seen videos of hundreds across the water column.
Yeah, it's species specific, like spinner dolphins, common dolphins. Sometimes they come together in groups of thousands especi usually when they're traveling. So if they all got some wlayce to go for some reason, like they're headed out to the hunting grounds, they'll do that. Other species not so much. You don't see, you know, bottle, those dolphins are not doing big group stuff.
I love the idea of like a commuter train full of dolphins.
That's totally what it is. And there's stampedes they're called. I love it. It's so cool.
Zoe Jane Page Price Emmagerschigan want to know about assisted birth. Zoe Jane says, dolphin dulas. Let's talk about the magical Intuiti world of dolphins supporting labor and birth. Is that true? Are they? Like push bush?
I've had so many questions over the years from expectant moms who are asking me to help them find a dolphin to help them give birth down like it. Yeah, I don't know how this entered into the zeitgeist, but it's there. So the idea is if you go out into the ocean, the dolphins will come up to you and they will help you with the birth. I don't know what that help would mean. I guess hang around you something. So people are like, how do I do that?
And I'm like, okay, don't don't do that because like if you are on the boat trying to give birth in the middle of the ocean, like you're nowhere near like proper medical care, like and there's no ambulance, so like it's it can be dangerous. Also, you know what's in you know, when you're giving birth, a lot of stuff comes out of you. Some of it is blood or like placenta or whatnot. And do you know what
likes blood and placenta to eat sharks? Do you know what's in the ocean sharks, right, and so like, I wouldn't want to put like a newborn in a placenta. You're chumming the waters essentially, Like, that's not a good idea. But some people want to give birth like in a shallow pool for some reason and hope a dolphin comes. Like, Okay, I've heard that that's happened. That's probably fine, But I don't know why they think dolphins care about helping humans
give birth. They do help each other, sure, you know, like a mom will help push the newborn up and then the other dolphins will gather around. That's fine, but we're not dolphins.
I'm sure there's someone who accepts bitcoin to put you in a pool with dolphins while you're giving birth.
Right, you can find any service anywhere in the planet. This is what I know.
So, yes, very accurate. So while you could seek out an institute on the Big Island for this kind of delivery in an idyllic setting, let's consider that there's not a lot of solid evidence or even liquid evidence that this is good for you or even safe biologically. Also, for what I understand, the residents of Hawaii don't want anyone there. They're like don't come here, goopen up the beaches with your placenta and then flying back to Ohio. Don't now if you're wriggling waxy newborn gets eaten by
a dolphin because you've had one of these berths. You can actually blame a Russian gentleman named Igor Tarkovsky who started this trend by suggesting that his pregnant clients take a dip in the Black Sea and make nice with the mammals there. And I was looking into it. I was like, who is this eiger gray? And looking ato him for their I found in nineteen ninety six newspaper clipping with the headline controversial birth guru charged with sex assault.
And that explains that the former gym teacher who became a self professed father of sea berths wasn't neptune in a lab coat, but he was just a good old fashioned predatory creep. So scratch dolphin berth off the bucket list. You're good. Spend the money on a float tank and a fistful of acid tabs. Don't do that. But as long as we're back on drugs, A few folks had a question about stoned dolphins, and I'm looking at you, great Lady Dane who asked do dolphins really enjoy drugs?
You were not the only one who needed to know. People want to know, Angela Clark, Olga, Mary and Thomas, Matt Thompson, RM and Steven Shelley want to know what are they doing with pufferfish? Mary and Thomas says, I heard they use pufferfish to get highs. It's true.
Okay. So there was this I think BBC show called Spy in the Pod, and it had this whole little segment where there's like dolphins playing with the puffer fish and the puffer fish is all blown up and they're like dragging it around and you look at the dolphin and its eyes are like half closed. It looks totally stoned, and they're like, ah, man, that dolphin is high on the toxin from the puffer fish. And then that just became like a thing that everyone knew on the internet.
When attacked pufferfish released a neurotoxin.
In high doses it can kill, but in small doses it has an arcotic effect. It seems to be affecting the dolphins.
But the thing with is the dolphin in the thing didn't have like high it didn't have squinty high eyeballs. If you shine a light on a dolphin, like, it will squint its eyes. And this was the dolphin like in the sunlight. Okay, that's probably all that was. That's totally normal, And like, there's zero evidence that they can actually extract the poison from a puffer fildver, no one's ever seen that. And even if they did extract it,
there's zero evidence. I can't remember the name of the like tetra dioxone or.
Something, tetra do oxin, whatever.
That poison is, we don't know if that has psychotropic properties for a dolphin. That's all just insane speculation. And so like there's like eight steps of speculation based off of this one video. So I'd say, is it possible, yes? Is it likely?
No good to know flimflam being busted. I looked so deep into this, and I was so excited to unearth the twenty fourteen paper Nature and Narcotics dolphins use pufferfish tsin to achieve trance like state. But then following the citation trail, I realized that all rose led back to that one incident from the twenty thirteen BBC video called
spy in the pod. So that is a sum total of the research and observations on this, although I did find the twenty sixteen paper called Preliminary Report of Object carrying Behavior by Provisioned Wild Australian humpback Dolphins in tin Canbay, Queensland, Australia, which noted that while observing the humpback dolphins quote, there was one instance where a live puffer fish was thrown at staff repeatedly, which, if nothing else, is evidence that
transcending the sea in the land is the etiquette of puffer puffer pass. Okay, this is something I should have asked you right up top, Emma Luck who signed themselves sincerely attired killer Whale researcher cool asked in all caps, not even an ask, a demand. Please explain to everyone that killer whales are both whales and dolphins, and that all dolphins are just tooth whales. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, dolphins are whales. Wait no, killer whales are dolphins. Help me out.
Yeah, those words are all useless. I hate them all. I hate the word whale and dolphins. So we call killer whales whales. We also call them orcas they're actually a dolphin species, right, and then you have pilot whales. Guess what also a dolphin. Melot headed whale also a dolphin. And you can also use the word dolphin to apply to porpoises sometimes and sometimes people use it to talk about the dolphin fish, which is a fish. A whale is generally a big animal, so a pilot whale is
a large dolphin. A killer whale is a large dolphin. Bailean whales are all pretty large. The zifids you know, these other tooth whales, they're also large. The word dolphin usually refers to oceanic dolphins or river dolphins. There's no definition that will always be true. It's just common names that we randomly give them based mostly on size.
Well as a person who studies dolphins, and now that we know that orchis are dolphins, is it bad to call them killer whales? Or I read somewhere that it's like, how how dare you call them a killer whale? Same with great white sharks. Just call them a white shark because it's villainizing animals that are like, I'm just out here eating fish and sometimes they'll kill some seals. Leave me alone about it. What's the scientific community thoughts on that.
Yeah, you will see that it'll change from year to year in the literature as to the sort of like this, the political and the social stuff will change the words that we use. A lot of people will not use killer whale because they don't want to confuse people into thinking they're big, vicious, dangerous things. So you'll see orca quite a bit in the literature. But I don't know, I don't know what this year is all about. Maybe there's more orca than killer whale. It's it's just a
personal preference. And the same way people will talk about dolphins being in captivity and sometimes they'll say dolphins in human care. That you will use different language depending on what industry is involved in the in the publication.
That's good to know, I guess. Speaking of killers, let's talk military uses. Alison Arkush, John Clinton, Kate, Georgia Hester Dingle. Want to know how are dolphins used for national defense? Or what other cool jobs do dolphins have? Are we like, hey, I drop something. You know that video of a beluga whale that goes and gets a phone. Yes, Like, I don't know if that's the same bluga that's just like in a ford that got lost was wearing like a Russian bra. But who's out there working for who?
Yeah, Well, as soon as they figured out that dolphins were kind of smart and I could echo locate, They're like, okay, how do we weaponize this, because that's that's the way of the world, right, And so originally the US Navy and the Soviets were training dolphins and seals to do military stuff. So that could be patrolling boats, you know, where they might signal if the enemy diver approaches, or
looking and tagging mines that kind of thing. Yeah, they have a lot of uses when in construction and things like that. So the military has been training and using them, not in anti personnel. The US Navy has said they've never trained a dolphin to kill like an enemy diver. The Soviets, on the other hand, quite famously did try and use their dolphins to kill and other enemy divers. They had like explosive darts or so we've been led to believe on the dolphins, so it could like poco
diver and like kill them with employees and around. So those are the dolphins that in Sevastopol in Ukraine Crimea now part of Russia. They were there for a long time in the Black Sea being trained to do this stuff, and then they were retired for a while, and I think they were like just like people would do swim with dolphin programs. And I think they've been re enlisted, so I believe that they've started up the program again.
But that's just a very long history. Because they're trainable, smart, they can dive in a way that humans can't do. We can't replicate that with technology to the same extent. So, yeah, we use them for military purposes like everything else.
Yeah, where do I start to fill you in on this? I'm just going to give you the broadest strokes I can. Okay, So the Navy has maintained marine mammal training centers off the California coast for over half a century. The US Navy Marine Mammal Program gets them out of the Gulf of Mexico and then takes them to San Diego, trains them to find underwater mine to nark on enemies, swimming
around to pick up dropped objects. Oh and also the dolphins guard nearly a quarter of the US nuclear warfare stockpiles. What sea lions are also on the payroll, which is probably pretty fishy in a lot of ways. But apparently sea lions have great underwater eyesight and quote high professionalism, and I'm willing to guess they're better at spreadsheets than I am. And I asked Google if Navy seals use Navy seals, but it was like, I don't know what
you're saying. There's also many, many, many rumors that certain militaries have trained dolphins to hypodermically stab at underwater enemy divers with a needle, giving them a blast of CO two in their veins, killing them instantly. Everyone keeps very mum about that because loose monkey lips sink Navy ships.
But one animal activist named Rick O'Barry says that all marine mammals should be freed from captivity alledges at the military binds the rostrum of dolphins shut when they're in the ocean so they'll come back to base to feed, which does not sound cool. But why does this guy care so much about enlisted dolphins? Okay, remember in part one when I mentioned the Flipper dolphin actress, who's a dolphin named Kathy who died possibly by suicide after filming wrapped,
and she was left without a lot of enrichment in captivity. Okay, well, Rick o'berry was her trainer and Kathy died in his arms. In fact, he trained all five dolphins that played Flipper, and it wasn't until Kathy's death that he came to the realization of the harm he may have done by promoting captive dolphin spectacles. So you may have also seen him in the future length documentary The Cove. Well, now,
really quick, let's go to Norway. What about that beluga whale Vladimir who showed up with a Russian camera harness in a Norwegian harbor? Is he okay? Not great?
So?
According to the nonprofit one he sustained a lot of propeller injuries and they're trying to get him and other cetaceans a fjord of their own so that Vladimir can finally be safe from the roving deli slicers of harbor traffic and live out his post military retirement. Speaking of warfare, Savannah Glenn Jen's girl Alvarez first time question asker Katzi is attack and Elder Zamora want to know? In Katzi's words, do dolphins actually attack sharks?
Absolutely?
Really?
Yep, They're constantly on the lookout for sharks, and a lot of their behavior like where they go at night and the mother is protecting the babies and staying in small groups. It's to protect from sharks. A neon, A dolphin is just like a bite sized shark, snack delicious, and so they are nervous. And if you look at a wild dolphin population, they are usually covered in sharks scars. And if a dolphin suddenly doesn't show up one day, it's probably been eaten by a shark. So yes, they're
nervous of them. And there are many examples of dolphins when attacked facing off against the shark. They usually they will ram them really fast, hit the gills, that sort of thing, try and chase them away. But most of the time, if a shark is around, they just leave.
Good to know they're not out there necessarily hunting sharks, but they can fight back if they need to.
Yeah, that's it.
On that note, Greg Wallach wants to know, are dolphins gay sharks? Cat black Lars wants to know, please talk about gay dolphins. I believe Greg is referencing a very famous line from Glee in which someone states, do you know that dolphins are just gy sharks. Cat wants to know, let's talk about gay dolphins. Are dolphins gay? Some of them?
So it's an interesting question. There is in the animal kingdom in general, a awful lot of same sex sexual behavior. It is pretty normal, doesn't matter what species, insects, dolphins, dogs, whatever, pretty standard stuff. Dolphins have a reputation for being extra gay. And that is because if you hang around with dolphins, you will notice pretty quickly penises.
Wow.
Especially young male dolphins will whip them out all the time in a social context, and they're often together with other young male dolphins, and the penises are just out doing whatever. Sometimes they'll poke around with it, like like the blowhole, but they don't go in or whatever, as into the anus. Sometimes that will happen. This is standard stuff, mounting each other, totally normal social behavior. And you can't think of it in the same way you think of
like a human penis being. You know, if you see somebody out in public with a penis running around doing stuff, that's weird and debian normal for a dolphin. And that's because I always think of it this way, Like dolphins don't have hands, they have these dumb you know, pectoral fins, which just can slap at best, they can slap around and rub each other. A penis, however, is a little more mobile, so it functions almost like a hand or
a finger. So if you had to like high five your friend, like a penis is a potential thing that you can use, And so they use them in social context, which doesn't always involve sex, which you know, is it a gay behavior. I don't know, because they're just engaging in so much like same sex behavior, just like every other species that yeah, there's sort of every dolphin is by let's just say that's wonderful.
I'm happy for the dolphins to be honest. Yes, And you mentioned tool use and curious cat and mushroom. Morgan on that note, wanted to know curious cat ass do they really use eels as flesh lights? And mushroom Morgan wants to note is it true that dolphins bite the heads off of fish and then use them to perform self?
Kind of?
I guess I think that.
There was an actual article where a dolphin was rubbing on like a dead fish that I read. That is a thing.
Yeah, oh my god, my Google search history. It's a
real real mess. People wow, okay, yes. John Hopkins University neuroscience professor David Lindon detailed an account of a captive male bottlenose dolphin wrapping a live eel around it stick like a bacon wrapped hot dog, made of climaxing sea creatures, at least one of them was climaxing, and the eel was initially offered as food, but the dolphin was like, I got a better idea, and it had to take a detour to Dicktown and I'm sure he ate it afterward,
which is also gross now that I'm saying that out loud now. Patron Alison Holloway wrote in I read a book when I was a teen that dolphins used jet streams to masturbate, so maybe it's a similar situation, which then made me search for this book so that I
could find its author and ask why. But it was fruitless, and it led me down a dark, unforgettable path about a man who had an emotional and physical and intercoursical affair with a dolphin and where else but Florida in the nineteen seventies, and he wrote about it in a
memoir called Wet Goddess. Let's clear my cash, and let's take a break to throw some money at people who deserve it, such as the Dolphin Communication Project, whose mission is to promote the scientific study of dolphins and inspire their conservation. Just And is a senior research associate with them, and the Dolphin Communication Project will be linked in the show notes. So thanks sponsors for making that donation possible. Okay, where I'm sorry? Where were we? Okay? Oh, still on
dolphins jerking it? Which, okay, after some fact checking, I remain changed Again. I'm different than before. I'm worse off. I saw a gleeful male dolphin pushing a beheaded fish up against aquarium glass and making love to it. Flesh lights not supposed to be made of actual flesh, let alone dead fish. None of us are here to judge, just to gag and to learn.
Look, dolphin penises can. You can use them as a finger, but they're also innovated in it, just like a human penis. Rubbing on it feels good, So okay, they rub penises on stuff. That makes sense. It turns out that dolphin vaginas have like a giant clitorist right at the opening. Right, This is relatively for some reason, ge I can't imagine why they didn't spend looking, you know, as much time
looking at vaginas as they did penis. Is that took a female research to be like, oh yeah, that giant like doub a battery size flesh tube that's a glitteris yo. So they're very sensitive, just like human and so like, yeah, so females rub on stuff too, because you know what, that's what sex parts are for in animals.
Oh god, thank god someone said it. That is wonderful. And again it makes me happy for the dolphins. I am rooting for dolphins more than I thought I would. I thought this was going to be similar to the Otter episode, and I was going to look at dolphins with a certain amount of distrust. But on that note, so many people I will list them in an aside bear with me and imagine how excited you'd be to hear your name. But Rachel Gardner, r M, Rachel Kendrick,
timoth Wang do you take into poetry? Ali Vessells, Marissa emmant Wald, Kendall Hargustelia Zeleski, Kelly Brockington, and Kate Sometimes Mary have the Grapefruit, Hannah Feldman, Delli Dames, Lauren leg Nanny Olza, Popka thirty four, Lindsay James, Amy, Martin senamnk, Marissa al Ham, Derek Allen, Jocelyn Alcontera, Garcia, Dan, Allison Bebery, Rachel m and Mark Hewlett need to know in Ken Chambers phrasing, are dolphins actually assholes? Or is that just
propaganda started by the Sea Lion Mafia? Also Simpsons watchers Dominicq McDermott, Teagan Dan and Katie Holtman want to know. In Natalie Snyder's first time question, asker's words shares my thoughts and says, I feel very skeptical toward dolphins ever since I grew up with the Simpsons episode where they took over the world and had a constant smile. It makes me not trust them.
Itch begins, the dolphins are upon us?
Are they actually evil? A bunch of people want to know? Are they assholes?
I think of this as like the nickelback effect, Like, Okay, you had dolphins that everyone loved in the sixties and seventies, right then the Internet happened, and as soon as a lot of people love a thing, you just have this group that pops up and just hates on them, Like nickel Beckel. Why do we all hate Nickelback? I don't know. People just pile on and so you try and find a couple examples of dolphins doing a mean thing, like ooh, their smile is creepy, and then you just hate on them.
And so I honestly think it's just a weird like there's nothing that they're like. Otters hate on otters like that, what they're doing is terrible. Dolphins don't do anything like that, and yet really we hate them.
Oh this makes me so happy, And you know, on that note, Lindsay James Kendall m a bunch of people I'm gonna list. Nathan Andrew Leaflight, emmett Wald and Katie Sharp asked the obvious, philosophical and kind of guilty follow up. Are we anthropomorphizing them too much?
On average? Probably that's generally the case for most animals. Like, if you're a scientist and you want to know what's really going on, you don't do that. You know, you're trying not to anthropomorphize, but in everyday life we can't help but do it, especially because even though they look like a big fish, dolphins act like a chimpanzee or a crow. They act completely different from what a fish does. They're more human like, and so we therefore start attributing
all the human stuff we can to them. That's totally normal human way of doing things. So from a scientist perspective, yes, don't anthropomorphize them too much. It's usually bad for them, that's usually the way of things. But from an everyday human perspective, like I get it.
I think it's so interesting because I know that anthropomorphizing is bad to a degree, but also on the other end of the spectrum is considering any animal to just be a thing like a rock that can be treated willy nilly.
So I don't know.
I don't have any answers. I have only questions here. But on that note, okay, Nita chen Whin, he's a witch, and a bunch of folks looking at you, friends, Heath All and Ali, Paul Bojarvis, Patricia Evans, Abby Greeb, Christy Lison, Larissa Beckafantassel and AZM want to know, in Nita's words, what is the most ecologically friendly way to observe dolphins without disrupting their habitat? And is it ethical to swim with a dolphin in a Swim with Dolph package complicated questions those.
Yes. The problem is when you have like a dolphin watching industry, if it's not tightly regulated, you have a lot of boats hanging around a local group of dolphins, and that's generally bad for them. They get hit by rotating blades or they you know, they can't get their food. So generally, if there were no humans looking at dolphins, that'd be good. If you are just on a boat by yourself and dolphins come up to you, great, love it. That's awesome. You can even try getting in the water
see what happens. It's not a problem. But if you're in one of these like scenarios where there's like thirty boats and they're all going to see the dolphins, that you might want to be like, Okay, I don't want to be involved in that. Swim with Dolphin programs are all over the map in terms of whether not they're good or bad. Sometimes you have a facility that's not accredited and it's just like some random guys like I'm going to go get some dolphins and throw them in
my pool and then get charge people. That's not great. Other facilities are quite nice and they take care of their dolphins, and they're very concerned. But that is a personal decision about how you feel about captivity, and the science will tell you if you go looking, it's either the dolphins are suffering or the dolphins are fine. So cherry pick whatever you want, whatever you think, but definitely do some research and think about it.
So it's really a personal choice. But we have presented a bunch of info that might make you see a swimming with Dolphins encounter in a new light. And according to the Dolphin Project, a number of aquariums and Swim with Dolphins programs around the world purchase live dolphins caught in bloody drive hunts like those seen in the cove. And remember the Marine Mammal Protection Act forbids folks from
getting too close anyway. But as myself, as a resident of southern California, I have seen so many dolphin pods splashing and spinning off shore, and that was plenty close to make my heart just leap along with them from afar. Anytime you can see a dolphin, it's fine. You don't
have to actually smell the dolphin. Now, speaking of humanity's encroachment, some of y'all wanted a status check on dolphin in general, such as Shannon O. Grady, Crystal Wilson, Matt Sicado, Char Harrison, Jessica Durant, Alexander beid Yanna Wisnooski, Frank Kendricks, Lower Rosenbaum, Logan Dudley, kat Beecklars, Kayla Pilcher and Cheat and Jolly Pandala, who asked are they all dying? Do we need to save them? Any dolphins need saving?
There are some species like those river dolphins I was mentioning. They're usually in trouble because they live next to people, so yes, they need some help. There's the Vakita that I think that's a porpoise species. Is only like ten of them left. That's crazy, like they're probably going extinct. The Baiji, which was a Chinese river dolphin that has gone extinct. There aren't any other species of oceanic dolphins
that are really in trouble. They're usually doing pretty okay, but usually the closer species lives to land, the more it's screwed.
Let's say you're going to dip into some dolphin fiction or nonfiction. Where do we start? Do we start with a cove, what's good dolphin material. Never vintage Flipper, I'm sure I don't.
I never was a Flipper fan. I like, you know, I'm a nerd, right, so I like the sea dolphin, the Darwin ridiculous or the Johnny Nuemonic. Remember when they had that crazy dolphin Jones. It's a fish, it's a mammal. But like there, I swear there are no good depictions of dolphins on film in a fiction universe, like forget it, just don't bother. I don't know. There are lots of great documentaries about dolphins, so just start looking around for BBC stuff or whatever. The cove is just going to
make you very sad. It's important to know about it, but like it's not light. I don't have any recommendation read a nonfiction book, like read a science book about dolphins.
There's lots of for example, yours.
I'm not the problem my book. I feel bad.
I am oh no, I am again linked right in the show notes or available wherever you get books. Are Dolphins Really Smart? The Mammal Behind the Myth? And twenty two fantastical facts about dolphins, Plus his brand new book If Nietzsche Were in Our Wall? What Animal Intelligence Reveals about human stupidity. More of doctor Justin Gregg's wit and wisdom for your amusement, linked in the show notes. I
think you landed on the right career for yourself. I can't imagine dolphins having a better spokesperson.
Thanks. I hope I'm helping them.
You're like a great press secretary for dolphins, just like fielding flame plan.
Yeah, they pay me in fish and eels. It's I'll take whatever they want to send my way. I'll take it.
A little little flipper tap here and there. Good job.
Listen. I've still never been like affectionately gently touched by a dolphin that would That's all I need to make my life, so please, somebody just pectoral fin rub me wherever, a.
Little tidy pat on the back.
It's a little tiny pat, yeah, with a flipper, though not with a penis. I just want to be clear about that. Boundaries, boundaries, that's all right.
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Maitland of Maitland Audio. And if you stick around at the end of the episode, I'm going to tell you a secret, and this week the secret is weird. Okay. So I got stranded in Texas. I was coming back from Hantsville, Alabama, and we had an emergency landing over Waco, Texas because of a Bonker's lightning storm that came out of nowhere. So anyway, I was on planes forever. Turned
out couldn't get a flight out. I had to stay in Dallas for two days technically Grapevine, Texas, which has a convention center called the Gaylord, which is kind of like Disneyland and Vegas all in the biodome. It was a site to behold. Anyway, I was stranded there this week for a couple of days, and so I just kind of bummed around waiting for a flight that I could catch. And there was a guy who was a
notary who came down next to me. I was just like working in the lobby writing researching dolphin masturbation, as one does. And this guy sent down next to me, an older gentleman, and he appeared to be a notary. And then another guy met him and they started to sign some paperwork, and the guy who met up with
him was like a younger guy. He looked sad or defeated, and I started to get really sad that maybe this guy was signing divorce papers at Vegas, like hotel in Texas, and I was like, oh, man, I hope this is a good thing he's signing. Anyway, what did I do? I looked at the name time he was wearing because he was at a conference, and then I looked him
up and I was very happy to see that. No, he's got a wife and a baby on the way, and I think he just flips houses, which is sad and it problematic maybe in its own I don't know how he does his business, but I was like, Okay, this guy was probably just jetlaged or something. So anyway, that's me being a creep. And I don't know. I was like, I need to make sure this stranger isn't going through something. I don't know what I would have done. I didn't even have like a granola bar I could
have offered him anyway. All's well, that ends well. I'm back home. In all, I had twenty two flight delays, two emergency landings, and three extra days in Texas. And then I came home and I slept face first on the catch for a couple of days. Okay, by bye.
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