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Doc dove for cover and stared up in terror at the thing that stood on the threshold of their home. His vision swam has to creature crouch to Ducketshead beneath the lentil. It walked upright. Like a man. But his proportions more closely resembled those of some monster out of legend. It was covered in lawn silky fur that wafted in the chill air like steam off quenched iron.
It's thick arms hung low, almost like those of an ape. And the tips of its massive fingers were crowned with glossy black claws as long and sharp as knives. The beast torso was supported by legs that bent backwards like a great cat. Its feet long clawed afaired with three talon-like toes and a single hooked claw that protruded from a narrow heel. Its face was like something out of a nightmare to all intents and purposes that appeared human not only that, but well formed.
Beautiful leaving. Like something from a Renaissance painting. But when it opened its mouth, they could see that it was filled with teeth. No tongue with which to speak like a man, just a gaping moth, needles like a lamprey, its eyes were black like a shark.
Worst in that, they had been empty, soulless, that would have been one thing, but Ducketsy things. In those eyes, shifting shadows and glints of some deeper darkness it would not do to examine. Oh no. Least shuttered and looked away as the thing in the doorway leared down at him, lips twisting into a sneer as they closed up those rows of teeth. Oh look at that. No need of and puff at all.
We have already invited me in and carried me across the threshold like a blushing bride. How kind of you lean in. How do you know my name? You know what? Never mind, don't matter. You are not welcome here. You are not a guest in this house. Nor have you been summoned here. As the master of this place, I command you. Be gone.
The walk and nightmare paused and took a moment to run its gaze up and down the door frame and over the lentil, taking in the wards that Lee and Mara gold had so carefully carved into him, and then stepped over them into the parlor. It bringedly and gave a mocking little bow. There we disagree, my friend. You have made it quite clear that I am welcome here. I am treasured. You brought me here with a smile on your face and a song your heartily underwood.
Long-wired the gate so I might pass into the inner sanctum of your family man's. Now, what sort of father does that? What sort of loving dar finds himself in league with something like me? Meringue's own strangers that want nothing more than to strip you of your skin and meat and use your bones to pick my teeth. Oh, imagine if Mara gold was here. Imagine if that baby of yours were already out in the world home, my Lee. You'd be quite helpless. Quite useless indeed.
But what do they say about the apple and the tree? What would you know about being a father? The beast moved deeper into the room. It's long white fur trailing behind wisps of smoke as it owed. Dogs grumbled to his feet, his hand outstretched. Shit your mouth, spirit. I know you not and you know nothing but me and mine. I will abide no more of your lies.
Again, as the master of this place, I command you. The great beast spun and smashed a heavy fist into the side table, reducing it to kindling with a single stroke. A vase to preserve flowers and Meringue gold, small collection and ignites scattered across the room, locked shooting stars and the thing. Lamb, so you're incompetent in your knowledge of the unseen, as you are useless as a father and protector.
Ssssss, spirit indeed. I'm now Lee. You can do better than that. In a single heartbeat, the creature lunged, backing Lee into a corner. Its fetted breath steaming over his face like meat left a spoil. An animal musk radiated off its body. A sour odor like something left a molder under dead leaves that made his stomach royal. Am I real enough for you now, or did I pick? One massive claw-tipped hand came to rest on his shoulder and the weight of it nearly drove docked to his knees.
I could tell you about where you stand little pig. Make a meal of you before you could draw a breath to scream. But I find a meal that I just so much more easily. When one takes the time to save it. Without warning, the thing dropped the hand that rested on his shoulder and backhanded him with the other. Dock flew across the room and smashed him to the opposite wall and crumpled to the floor. His head swam, his ears ringing as he stared up at the thing, tasting blood in his mouth.
It crouched, preparing for another charge and docked braced himself for the impact of claws and teeth, but then suddenly he had vanished. Decentigrating in a cloud of that wispy smoke, the house rang with vile laughter. The Underwood sat bolt upright in bed, his heart hammering, sheets soaked in sweat. A nightmare. It had all been a nightmare. I don't think the Lord, think the Green, think what might have ever had a hand and waked him up.
He didn't even remember coming to bed last night. He was having supper. And there was someone, something at the door. Then, what? Dock shivered as a cold draft blew through the room he shared with Mary Gold. Werely, he climbed out of bed still fully dressed from the day before. The frigid air dried the sweat on his skin with an icy kiss. However long he had slept, he seemed to have gained no rest from it.
His body ached, sore at the joints as though he'd taken a fall down the stairs. The watery light of dawn shone through the bedroom windows and Doc's heart lightened by degrees with its coming. The house was very cold though. The fire in the woods dove Mr. Gone Out again. He'd have to see to that too just as he'd done with the door, lead juggle to himself.
Folks always joked about the many headaches that came along with the pride of home ownership. He's supposed he was finding the truth out for himself right now. Doc pulled his robe on right over yesterday's clothes to fend off the chill then made his way downstairs, and tent on starting a pot of coffee tending to the fire. To his immediate left as his feet reached the downstairs hallway was the open door that led him to the parlor. The hymn of his robe billowed as an icy breeze blew through it.
At least, froze. He turned his head slowly, reluctantly, to gaze upon the debris that littered their front room. The splinters of what had once been the coffee table, the remnants of a chine of ice painted with blue roses. The head of a porcelain owl on the rest of its body scattered to hell and gone, a delicate horse figurine that had been crushed almost to powder. Only its legs remaining, and various other items, his wife had treasured now rendered unrecognizable to these eyes.
And of course, there was a shattered remains of what had once been Lee and Marygold under woods for a door. One hymn still clung to the door frame by a single screw, a long strip of wood hanging from its wing and back and forth in the wind. The hardwood floor was white with plaster dust, with the iron fittings he had hung the previous day to hold a heavy wooden bar had torn free of the wall, the bar itself reduced to kinlin.
The portal yawned open on the underwoods front yard, like a mouth full of broken tea. The old road's road, to a grounds old blood-edged, the broken dreams and dusted bones. They feed a tree, so dark and red, where its branches split, new blood flows. The ghost of a past, you thought long buried, rise a haughty young, the shadow falls, the duchy and colds. The treads off my friend, amongst your fellow, making bone your word, it has to get you. Deserve.
The next three days were nigh unbearable for the underwood. The thing that had broken into his home and wreaked havoc through his parlor would allow him no rest. His daylight hours, usually reserved for chorin, tinned into the sick and injured in the myriad other tasks that accompanied the life of a healer, devolved into a fever dream of destruction and delirium.
The white haired bees did not appear when the sun was in the sky, but Doc kept finding more things broken in and around the house that required his immediate attention. One morning he found half of Mayor Gold's chicken slate.
Their next run and throats torn out, he barely finished cleaning up that mess when he saw smoke rising from the southern boundary of the property, as if somebody had set the winter wood to blaze, and by the time he reached the area from when he'd seen the smoke rise and he'd found. Nothing at all.
Any time he tried to leave Ope Mountain, the sound of crying babies and screaming children would drift from somewhere upstairs in his house, or down in the cellar, or from the swampy patch off in the woods behind the house, Doc, sleet deprived and delirious would tear through every room of the house, or through the thick brambles and stinking muck in a desperate search for the source of the wailing, only to find himself as the loans before.
When night fell, the creature would return in all its bale for glory to tear us Lee, chasing him out of the house and through the woods, all the while berating him about what a failure he was as a man and a husband, and what a terrible father he would soon be. A man learns how to be a father from his father, and doesn't he little pig, so who taught you? Your own daddy couldn't even be bothered to stay on this side of the veil. Seems like death was preferable to raising the likes of you.
Dumped you on your granddaddy storestep and owe what a fine role model that old fraud was, and he chose the grave over raising you too. What is wrong with you Lee? The two men would choose leaving this world, overtaking you how to be a man, no, poor little pig.
Lee, Doc couldn't eat, couldn't sleep, could barely find a moment's respite to gather his wits. He paced the house, furiously working the pinky ring on his left hand trying to think of a means to cast the thing out, nothing seemed to work. The strange, talon-footed entity is shredded across the wards that Doc and Goldie had so carefully laid around their threshold, a barrier that should have repelled any being of the dark or the green that meant them harm.
It laughed at Doc's attempts to cast it out, mocking his gifts as it continued its assault on the homestead he'd worked so hard to build, and when he tried to defend himself it tossed him about as if he weighed nothing. The thing never moved to kill him, only to keep him living in a constant state of fear and isolation. So will you teach your son to be a henchman too? Will you teach him how to hustle and load ladies out of their family albums, the proper way to write a note for a bank robbery?
Will you find them their own dime store, mob boss, to sell them too? Or will you just give them to the man Jack yourself, little picky? As the sun rose on the fourth day, Doc sat shivering in the front parlor amongst the shattered remains of their furniture and a scattering of dead leaves that had blown into the gapen mall their front door.
He would die soon. He could not hold on for much longer. He had attempted ever working, he could think of. He had tried to reinforce their wards only to have the nightmare breached them again, and again he gazed out bleakly at the weak watery light of dawn wondering what subtle horrors the thing might visit upon him today, from outside.
He heard voices. Least squeezed his eyes shut in fear, no, no not again. He thought he heard merry gold, but the thing had mimicked her voice before making a cruel mockery of her sweet tones. It had been almost more than he could bear. He'd run to the woods, desperately searching to the screams of his beloved, clearly in pain, clearly dying, echoed through the trees, and he'd arrived at the source of the horrible shrieking to find the thing waiting for him. Taunting and feasting on his misery.
Le braced himself for more of the same, but instead of the sound of his wife weeping and screaming this time, he heard only the low murmur of her voice quiet and calm, clearly engaged in simple conversation. As it grew louder, him and closer it seemed Goldie's voice was joined by another that seemed familiar to him. Bootheels clomped up the front porch steps, and finally he could make out the words as his wife's voice rose in alarm.
Where are you? Goldie, get back. It could be dangerous. We don't know what's happened here. You can't go rushing in in your condition. Whoever did this might still be here. Feet pounded across the floor, boards as merry gold underwood, ignoring this cautionary advice raced over the porch and came tearing through the broken front door, lester graves hot on her heels. Merry gold skitted to a stop as she took in the chaos that surrounded her. The walls were smeared with blood.
Family photos had been ripped from the walls and lay shattered on the floor. Furniture was overturned. It's stuffing ripped out like entrails, animals had wandered in and out of the house at not leaving the floor a stinking mess. And there. In the middle of it all, his eyes wild and weeping, slow, hopeless tears, lips trembling. Settle husband. Lee's face was scratched and bruised, dark circles ringed his eyes and he had clearly lost weight. He had tucked his legs up to his chest like a child.
His arms folded around his head to protect himself from being struck. Lee had made himself so small. His wife didn't even see him huddled on the couch at first. But what she did, she called his name gently. Lee wouldn't look at her at first. Shaking his head and denial this had to be a trick. The thing he told him he'd never see his wife again.
That he was unworthy to see his unborn child come into this world. That he'd make such a bad father that it would be a sin to burden a child's life with his incompetence. Lee honey, look at me. Baby can you hear me? Lee began to sob and Marigold felt her heart break.
It's me baby, it's me. It's okay now. Everything is going to be alright. Who did this to you? Was it them boys down at the first Baptist? Did you ever watch have anything to do with this? Tell me their names baby. I'll take care of them. Lester Graves gazed around at the ruined parlor. His expression thoughtful.
You know any of them good old boys that can crawl all over your ceiling. Lester pointed up at the wood planks a good 10 feet over their heads. Now adorned with a series of long, racquet scratches. Strange tracks sprawled across the upper reaches of the room as if some huge thing had prowled about up there as easily as it might run through the woods of Oak Mountain.
I believe I lease up with a different sort of attack here. While Marigold crouched down next to Lee speaking to him in low tones, her father said to work. Lester Graves had discovered he had the gift of banish and haunts and boogers and spirits and whatnot when he was still a child. His father had been a skilled witch doctor himself and recognizing the same talent in his youngest son became training up young Lester as soon as the boy began to show the signs.
These days those people who believed in the power of extra-sism were often of the opinion that it took a holy man to affect advancing or at least that the Bible must of necessity be involved in the process. Lester knew damn well that wasn't true. He could usually rid a house of whatever plagued it with little to nothing in the way of herbs, roots, and sundry other trappings of many work. He also knew that most folk were wary of those who were different from them.
And even more suspicious of any ideas than my challenge their heartfelt beliefs, Lester considered himself a student of history. He knew well the sort of misfortune that could befall folks under such circumstances and thus he went to church every Sunday with his wife and daughter, both believers in that great paternal being in the sky.
He donated to the congregations with us in orphans fun whenever he could spare an echo and at the annual church picnic he told the minister's wife she made the best fried chicken he had ever tasted which was alive. But if God did exist, Lester imagined he would forgive him of fibs, spoken only in kindness. And these days when Lester performed a banishing he trotted out the words and props that folks expected to accompany an exorcism.
Bit of a stagecraft for the sake of his clients comfort and his family's peace of mind. I reclaimed this house in the name of the Father and his son, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, and the Holy Spirit that sustains us all. Hear me, whatever foul thing there's conveyed this place that is sanctified by this young couple's bonds of holy matchemoning, you are unwolted and unwelcome here. And in the name of all that is good, I cast you out!
Lester felt his gift push outward from his center, the power of the green infusing the words that brought comfort and reassurance to those who usually called upon him. Whether he believed those things didn't matter, his daughter did, and he believed in her. So if he could exercise his talents in a way that eased her fear and suffering, he would. Lester expected to feel some resistance.
The boogers and haunts he vanished from people's homes and barns or from under bridges in the lock never wanted to go peacefully into that good night. But this was different. It was as though the power of whatever this was had submerged the house under deep, dark water, his workin' packed with enough fury and conviction to blast the most stubborn spirits out of this world, did a little more than to create a bubble of space that gave them room to breathe a little friar.
Whatever was attacking his son-in-law had yielded the parlor to them, but no more than that. On the root couch, Mary Gold held a shiver in and weeping lead to her bosom, rocking him like a baby. Lester Graves knelt down in front of them looking first to his daughter. He been able to tell you anything. Mary Gold shook her head and continued comforting her husband who seemed to have finally accepted the reality of her.
Alright then, I need to ask y'all some questions. Answer as best you can and answer truthfully. Don't look at me like that Goldie. I ain't hear the judge y'all but this thing ain't gone yet and I don't know how long we got till it starts acting up again, you hear? From deep within his wives comforting and braze, lean not in. Have you noticed any strange occurrences in the past seven days? Milk turning sour, fire not wanting to burn, that sort of thing.
No daddy, you think I would notice that there were signs to be read in my own house? You'd be surprised what folks don't see when it's right under their nose, Missy. But I hear you. Have you noticed any strange tracks or unusual animal activity on the property? Doc set up, pulling away from his wife but taking her hand, maintaining the connection with her. Something, something, to a fence around the edge of the property. It left some strange tracks. I couldn't make a head nor tail of them.
When was this? It was the day after Goldie went to stay with you all. In the next day or so this thing, this big white fur bug. I asked you if Jibber was involved. I'll skin that grey beard and some bitch myself. Baby, I told you it wasn't Jibber. This wasn't an actual bug. Toll ceiling, long white hair, all of us body, claws, beat the devil of them. Nothing shit out of me apart my fresh, the Mayor Gold's brow furrowed. What about the wards?
Whatever this thing is, it walked through our wards like they was nothing. It said that I invited a damn. But I ain't done nothing. You know me better than that Goldie? Lister Graves thought for a moment. Has anything new been brought into the house lately? Something willingly carried across the wards, second hand furniture maybe? Something you felt drawing too or an inexplicable fondness for? Mayor Gold underwood's eyes flashed as she gripped her husband's hand and held it up.
Or rang you never want to take off? Doc's eyes widened as the tiger eye flashed in the morning sunlight. Lester's face grew dark. Where'd you find that pick you ringly? Tell you where he got it, working with that devil JT feels. David, please. Do you recognize us, sir? I've seen one like it. Had to cut it off the finger of a dead man who was known to be cruel to his wife. But she felt pregnant. A mama decided no man alive was going to mistreat her grandbabies. So she gave him that ring.
Told him it was to congratulate him on the birth of his firstborn. Things she bound up in that band was a nightmare. A creature of pure spiked malice. A henk like that craze on the vanity of men then breaks their bodies and their minds. Old boy was dead within a week of putting it on. When they found him, every bone in his body was busted up like mastics. Didn't have a same thought left in his head till he passed. Oh, I swear, sir. I ain't never been mean to goad him nor raise the hand to her.
Lester Graves lifted a hand to forestall his son-in-law. Son, if I thought you ever had a word, you wouldn't have made it the old wedding day. You got this ring on one of your little adventures with that white man. You know about Mr. Fields? Boy, every person around these parts would have given no jack. Now all of us are foolish enough to throw in with him the way you have, but we know he is. He gave you that ring? No, sir. Not exactly.
It was part of the proceeds of the last job we worked together. We split everything up and this was one of the things I kept. That's something at least this sort of curse needs to be given as a gift to do the worst. Please, shivered as he remembered the ring's inscription. For daddy, may it keep you well. We lucky that baby ain't been born yet. It was like bed it would hit you twice as hard. All the same, we got to get it off you.
Goldie, honey, fetch me my bag out the cart and we'll get started. I don't know how much time we have. As it turns out, Lester Graves had enough time to remove the ring without cost and lee his little finger. Without the young father to be his fears and trepidations to feed on, the thing that had been bound within the tiger's eye ring returned to its vessel, which Lester sealed away in the velvet box that had come in.
When his work was complete, he turned to his son-in-law with a stern expression. I'd recommend you return this to your friend and explain to him what it is. Tell him to seal it away somewhere he can't get up to anymore, mischief. Doc's eyes narrowed softly as he gazed at the little velvet box that rested in his palm. Oh, I plan to. I believe Mr. Fields and I need to have a conversation.
Lee Underwood took a few days to rest and recover and set their house to rise before he set off for downtown Kingston, West Virginia. He walked through the doors of a nondescript storefront, nodding politely to a clerk who sat at the front desk, pouring over a thick ledger. Recognizing him, the clerk barely acknowledged him raising a distracted hand and greeting. Doc walked through the door of the back office and closed it behind him.
The man in the plain-brown suit who sat at a desk in the center of the room, clandest up in surprise. A knock! I didn't expect to see you so soon, son. Well, it's good to... Lee Underwood tossed the green velvet box onto the desktop, where it popped open. The tiger's eye once again gleaming. Whoa, now what's all this? Jack lifted the ring from his box, examining it in the afternoon's sunlight that poured through the window behind him. His face paled.
Where did you get this, Doc? This thing is, we're done. No more. No more jobs, no more secrets, no more scammer folks out of their money or magic, or whatever else you might need to take from. We're done. Calm down. You didn't put this on, did you? Well, that thing would... Kill me? Oh, I know. You listen to me and listen well, Jack. We're done. You don't call on me? I don't call on you.
I got a family now, and they have to come first. Maybe you don't understand that because a thing like you ain't got no can. But I do. We do. That sounds like Golly talking. Oh no. This is me. 100%. Good old Doc. If you ever love me, if you ever care for me and mine at all, you'll stay away. If you don't, it won't be me you'll have to worry about. It will be her talking men, and you ain't going like what she has to say. Goodbye. Jack. No, no, no. Come on son, let's talk about this.
But Lee Underwood had already turned and walked out of Jack's office. Past the industrious clerk and out onto the street. When Doc returned home and told his wife about the confrontation with his old friend, Mayor Gold Underwood thought with relief she had finally seen the back of the man who called himself JT Fields. Unfortunately, as it turned out, she was mistaken. Lee and Mayor Gold enjoyed many years of relative peace before Jack re-entered their lives.
They continued to build their farm, adding a barn and a work shed, a cow, a couple pigs, and many crops to the land they tended and nurtured. They became a fixture of their community, serving folks in West Virginia and beyond over the course of time. They raised their children to be strong and kind and watched as those young and married and began bringing their own babies into the world. The hair grew gray and their joints a little creaky, and Lee and Goldie were just fine with that.
Her eyes may not have been as keen as they once were, but when the knock came with the door on a bright autumn afternoon in 1918, Mayor Gold Underwood had no trouble recognizing the man who called himself JT Fields. She could see him standing on the porch to the window of the parlor they had rebuilt after a hateful creature destroyed it all those years ago. Her eyes narrowed and her lips flattened into a grim line as she set her knit in a side.
Her husband Lee glanced up over the top of the newspaper he was reading and frowned when he saw her expression. Who is it, Goldie? Jesus is Jack! Doc's brow furrowed, and all the years since that fateful day in Kingston, Jack had honored his request to stay away from Oak Mountain. In fact, the man had packed up in left-west Virginia altogether without a further word exchanged between them not long after. They had never specifically warded Oak Mountain against Jack.
In spite of everything, Lee still considered him a friend, if not one who could be part of his life anymore. And in any case, the wards he and his wife had crafted and nurtured over the years will repel anyone who meant them harm. So clearly, Jack had come with no ill intent. That was a trouble though, wasn't it? Jack never really intended to do them harm, but he did it all the same. Lee sighed and went to open the door. Jack, what brains you have to ought as tall?
The man who stood on the Underwoods front porch looked much the same as he had when Lee had last seen him, some thirty odd years ago. He still wore a plain brown suit, though just like his hair and beard had been cut to suit the current fashion. If the lines on his face had deepened, it was only fractionally. And his eyes were as bright and lively as ever, his smile just as brilliant.
If Jack was surprised by the changes he saw in Lee Underwood for whom time had most assuredly marched on, he didn't show it. D'Auch, it's good to see you old friend! Beeman, Jack extended his hand to shake. Doc didn't return the gesture. Instead, he continued to meet the man's gaze, not staring him down, not even unfriendly. But merely waiting for his question to be answered. After a moment, Jack sighed and tucked his hand back into his coat pocket, seeming to deflate before Lee's eyes.
I guess that's fair. I know you told me to stay away, and a half for all this time, I've honored your wishes, Doc, you can't deny that. I wouldn't have come now if it wasn't important. Reluctant as he was to allow the man back into their lives again, Lee Underwood could hear the ring of truth in Jack's words. So he stepped aside and gestured for his old friend to come into the parlor. Marygold had risen from her seat on the sofa and stood eye in the pair of them.
Her arms folded across her chest, removing his hat politely, Jack nodded to her and smiled cautiously. After him Goldie hits a nice to see you again. It's... It's Ms. Underwood to you. And I'm afraid I can't say the same. Now honey, Doc attempted to dinner seed, but his wife silenced him with a look. I believe his time to start getting supple on. Should take about an hour.
And with that, Marygold Underwood turned her back on the two men, walked out of the parlor and closed the door firmly behind her. To Doc, the meaning was clear. He had one hour, after which his guest would have to go. The two men made themselves comfortable and Jack began to explain. It's that damned ring. You know, the one you brought back to me after our last... You were supposed to lock that thing away where it couldn't do any more harm. I know, and I did.
I swear to you, Doc, I've kept that thing under lock and cave, but an artifact like that? It's got a mind of its own. It wants to get out. To run loose in the world, wreaking as much havoc as it can. Such a body can do before sooner or later. And just how exactly did this inanimate object walk itself out your dough? Jack was silent for a moment. His gaze dropped to his hands, which currently occupied himself, was spinning his brown fedora around and round between his knees.
Doc couldn't help but enjoy his obvious discomfort. Just a little. So he waited. Finally, Jack cleared his throat. I will. I'm not quite sure how it happened, but there seems to have been a breach of security at my... You mean to say you got robbed? You, the original cat burglar. Somebody don't want to know you're house and. It's not funny. The hell it ain't. There's no laughing matter, Doc Underwood. Alright. Alright, you win. This is obviously a serious problem.
But Jack to admit is a little funny. Jack got him sourly. He climbed into admit anything of the sword and continued. Anyway, that damn rings, not the only thing that was took. Maybe not even the worst of the lot. I need you to help me get it all back. Doc raised a skeptical eyebrow and gestured down at himself. You need my help? Seriously? Jack, look at me. I'm an old man now. That may be, but you're still the right man for this job. And probably the only man I can trust.
In the other fool, might try to keep some of these... ...items for himself. You know how folks are when it comes to things like this, help power in general. You have all people understand what's at stake here. Lee Underwood could not argue that point. He had seen far too many bright young lites snuffed out too soon by the doubter of their own hubris. He had made that mistake himself once and nearly paid for it with his life. Alright, I'm in. Do you happen to know who has these artifacts now?
Jack's expression, darken. Oh, I know. That's another reason I need you. The two men spent the remainder of the time Mira Gold had allotted them outlining a basic plan, which they would begin to flesh out on the road when Jack returned to pick Doc up the next day. By the time his wife stepped back into the parlor to announce the supper was ready to which he pointedly did not extend an invitation to Jack.
Doc was already making a mental list of the supplies he would need to pack up from the house. As well as others he would need to purchase on his way. With an unnerving sense of day java, Doc lay next to his wife that night in the bed they had shared for decades now, discussing what would well and truly be the last job he undertook with JT Fields. I can't believe you going off of that man again Lee. You promised me. I know, baby. And I've kept my words to you all these years, but this...
This is different. Oh really? Because this feels awful familiar to me. It is. Think for the money Goldie. Or if any other price, that thing is back out in the world and sooner or later somebody's gonna get hurt. I can't let that happen. It's not your responsibility. It's Jack's. Let him clean up his own mess. Honey, that just ain't true. I know how you feel about Jack. And how much you love me, but the fact is, I was right there with him.
If folks get hurt because any of them things we stole, I stole. I've got just as much blood on my hands as Jack. There was nothing Mayor Gold could say to argue with that. She crossed her arms over a chest and turned her face away from him. But Doc could see the gleam of tears in the corner of her eye. And he turned over to face her, cupped her face in his hand and kissed her cheek. Trust me, baby. I'm gonna take care of this one thing, and I'll be home before you know it.
Everything is gonna be just fine. I promise. Doc Underwood's final promise to his wife. Turned out to be the one he could not keep. The man Jack returned to her five days later was a broken one. Delirious and raving, his health shattered. When Mayor Gold responded to the pounding on her door, Jack all but fell inside. Her husband carried awkwardly in his arms. He stumbled over to the sofa in the parlor and laidly down as gently as he could. Mayor Gold's heart raced.
Her tear attempt heard only by the rage that kindled in her heart. She pushed Jack aside and sank down next to Lee. He was feverish and shaky. His trembling voice muttering on and on too fast and low for her to make any sense of what he said. Mayor Gold glared up at the man who had brought so much suffering into their lives. What happened to him? What did you do? It wasn't me. It wasn't me. Gold, you know, I could for him.
Beads of sweat formed on Jack Sproul as he felt the temperature of the room rising in the face. Mayor Gold under what's fury. She stared daggers through him from her position on the couch where she cradled her husband's head and her lap. Tears wailed at the corners of her eyes, but her voice was hard and clear as crystal when she spoke. Get out! Oak Mountain is closed to you from here on, Jack. You who calls himself JT Fields. You are not welcome here. Nor ever will be again. Be gold!
Jack felt the Underwoods' ward stir at her words. The layers of magic the couple had immune their land with over the course of more than 30 years, rising to enforce her will. His own has stung as he looked for the last time on his old friend. I'm so sorry, Doc. I'm sorry. And then he turned and walked out of the Underwoods' home for the last time.
In the vast chamber where the rock held his tribunal, the assembled witnesses and onlookers sat still in silent, as Miracle Underwood raised a spotless, twilight hankerchief to dab in her eyes. Grief was written clear on her face, had carved deep lines into her soft skin over the course of many years, but her spine was straight, and her voice did not shake as she continued. After a few days, Lee's fever broke and he found his right mind again. Thank Jesus, but he was never the same.
I tried every way I knew to heal him. He couldn't heal himself, nor anyone else after what happened to him. Nothing worked. He was dead within a year. The room fell silent again. All those in attendance taken a moment to absorb the impact of her words. Even Skit Tom's barred face wore a solemn expression. Hiram Cook startled as the representative of the dark nudged him, breaking the spell of Granny Underwood's words at cast. He glanced down at his notes and cleared his throat.
So it is your testimony, misunderstood, that it was the defendant, the span Jack, who in fact inflicted these grievous injuries upon your husband, resulting in his eventual demise. Mayor Gold Underwood shot the man, an irritated look. Is that what I said, Hiram Cook? I think you need to clean out your ears, boy. No, it wasn't Jack, who attacked dark. It was whoever, or whatever, they went to steal those cursed things back from. I never got the full story.
These memory of those days was fuzzy, and it upset him to talk about it, so I let it be. Ma'am, I'm confused when you began your testimony, you stated that Jack killed your husband. Could you possibly clarify that statement for us? Mayor Gold Underwood let out a weary sigh. Her eyes swept the room, taking in the whole of the assembled tribunal. The witnesses and onlookers, the exhausted looking bay lift, the council members with the harbinger at their center, and finally Jack himself.
Sitting at the table reserved for the accused with the youngest walker girl at his side. When she was certain she had everyone's attention, she continued. I did say that, yes. For more than 20 years, I've held that man responsible for my husband, Dr. Death. But all this week, I have set in this room and listened to y'all tell your stories. And it seems to me that a whole lot of folks blame Jack for a whole lot of things. And I realized something.
Jack didn't kill my husband, no more than he killed miss walkers people, or those poor fools out in the clutch. Jack feels me a soldier or rope, but it didn't make you hang yourselves with it. The chamber erupted in chaos. Everyone seemed to have something to say about Granny Underwood's words, and all of them started talking, in some cases yelling at once. The creature that called itself Mr. Poe lashed its many tails furiously, spittled flying from its jaws as it shouted in protest.
Betty Joe Metters had to be led shrieking and crying from the room by her daughter, the bailiff pounded her staff on the floor furiously. Order? We will have order here? Once the gallery had settled back into uneasy whispers, the bailiff nodded to Hiram Cook that he could continue. He cleared his throat again and turned a gentle smile on the woman in the witness chair.
Now, miss Underwood, man, you know you can't speak to the veracity of other folks' claims, and while it's very, very kind of you to give the man the benefit of the doubt, I think we can all agree that... Do you patronize me, Hiram Cook? Say it for that little girl you got locked up in your basement. The chamber erupted and laughter. Hiram Cook's face turned scarlet as he sputtered. No, no, no, no, see here, Miracle. I don't... Oh, don't bother denying it, Hiram. Everybody knows.
I's for the benefit of the doubt. I ain't giving that man over there a benefit or nothing. We ain't never gonna be friends, but I'm done blaming him for my husband's death. The truth is, my Lee made his own choices, just like the rest of y'all and the folks you lost. In his case, Doc died doing what he thought was right. I think maybe it's time I start honoring that instead of being angry at old Jack Batton.
The rest of y'all ought to think real careful about whether you want to be part of this... Tango Roo Court they run in here. Hiram Cook sputtered angrily, attempting to regain some control of his witness, but Miracle on her wood had set her peace. As she rose from the witness chair and prepared to leave at the opposite table, Jack shot to his feet. At his side, D.L. Walker put a warning hand on his elbow, but he waved her off. Goldie, wait! Miracle didn't answer him, but she paused.
Her ear capped in his direction, clearly listening. I loved Doc. Loved him like he was my own nephew. I know it probably don't matter much to you, but I am sorry. So damn sorry. Miracle underwood nodded and herned to meet his eyes for a moment. I know. Good luck, Jack. And with that, she proceeded into the gallery where she was met by her daughter Nina and the two women walked out of the chamber.
The momentary quiet achieved by the bailiffs' call to order, disintegrated as soon as the door closed with an echoing thud. Voices, human beast and otherwise rose and it tumult. It was hard to know what to make of what had just happened. Granny Underwood's words carried weight with those who walked in the light of the green and even some aligned with the dark. Some folks were forced to reflect on what they'd come here to do and why they'd come to do it. Others hiled and protest.
They'd come here for the blood of an immortal and they didn't plan to lead without it. The black stag rose and glared up at the harbinger. Red eyes smothered rather than burning. His amber crown pulsing with a low sickly light. The keeper of the black word strained against the prohibition of his gifts. His fury evident even in this diminished form and his daughters joined him.
Their eyes locked on their youngest sister who appeared ready to fly across the courtroom and attack Jack with a fountain pen if she had to. Tension filled the air. The impotent frum of so many gifts unnaturally suppressed in one space was almost palpable. Angry words flew and voices grew louder.
The whole assembly on the verge of rioting, the ground trembled like the high leg of an anxious hound dog as the harbinger rose and in one fluid motion, flung the stout table at which she and her company sat towards the balcony where it nearly decapitated a family of witches before exploding into Kindling against one of the thick beams that supported the roof of the chamber.
The beam itself gromed and a crack split through its center, neatly cleaving a series of sigils that ringed its surface in two, a flicker of energy passed through the room. A tiny kiss of summer lightning is the enchantments that powered the rooms and hands acoustics as well as suppressing the gifts of those who came to observe and bear witness disintegrated. Old green eyes shivered and his hazy black form grew a bit denser.
Buss items get Tom's new face settled seamlessly over his bones and lit up with a grin. The harbinger had not yet finished, she roared with an unholy purer, her voice filling the chamber until nearly everyone present was forced to cover their ears to muffle the onslaught. The council member next to her began to speak nervously as if calming a spook tors.
The harbinger whirled around, grabbed the woman by the throat and twisted until with a sound of cracking bone and ripping flesh, the head tore free of her neck. Blood gushed from the stump in a fountain as her body fell to the floor. The hooded woman tossed the severed head like a skipping stone to the lower gallery where it sucked a young witch in the stomach and rolled into her lap. The girl screamed, the first of many as those about her scrambled to get away.
The harbinger snatched up another of her adjudicators and ripped the poor woman in half from collarbone to hip, the gore staining her white robe scarlet. Then fairly vibrating with rage, she turned upon the fleeing onlookers and spoke. We have come too far to turn back now. We have him. After all this time, we have him. You will not take the word of a shriveled old crow and turn your back on the work I brought you here to do.
We will find this creature guilty of his crimes, or I will bring this mountain down and seal all of you beneath an ocean of stone and darkness as we should have done from the beginning. Do you hear me, you worthless scraps of meat? My will be done. Do you hear me? My will be done. You have told your wheeling pathetic tales and spared your own foolishness. Are these falsehoods? Have you lied to this court? You are a shid vermin.
Have you broken our compact with falsity? Or do you stand by your testimony so that we might finally have our justice? The harbinger extended a claw like hand toward the remaining wooden beams that carried the bailiffs' proclamations and the banging of her infernal staff as well as allowing the entire gallery to hear clearly. Voices began to emanate from the carefully etched oak.
All the testimony given against the man called Jack or JT Fields or whatever name his accuser called him, poured forth at once, overlapping in the cacophony of what sounded much like the tales that had been passed down through the generations about the past. The generations about the old trickster and the deeds, the runes carved into the wood began to glow with the dark fires.
They replayed the host of charges against the man. The damage called spurt as its failing magic was called upon and began to smoke and burn a fire that spread to the other beams and the recorded voices faltered and died with the flame. Jack smiled. Well, seems like the only one in violation of their word here is you harbinger. That's a pretty impressive display of power.
After all the fuss you made about this chamber being secured against the use of gifts, people may overlook your little silence and trick as a necessity of the court, but uh... I think you might have crossed the line with flexing the old superhuman strength there and of course murdering your own people in front of a full blown audience is never a good look. Skint Tom stirred in his seat. Actually, uh... I disagree not now Tom. Yes, sir, sorry Jack.
Jack rose to his feet, raising his arms high overhead, arching his back into a long, luxuriant stretch. He rolled his neck a few times, shrugged his shoulders and let out a satisfied sigh. Oh, yeah, that feels better. You know, I was feeling right poorly when this little dog and pony show got started, but sitting here he's last few days, listening to y'all spin your tails, if old Jack has done me a world of good. I'm feeling downright. Spritely.
I don't think that's what the harbinger had planned, but it seems she forgot what really gives me the small but respectable amount of power. I've maintained over the years. See, I am the Jack of Tails. After all, the bailiff banged her staff on the ground. The accused will remain silent. The rhythmic drum beat of her staff, now near frantic, was nowhere near as loud now that the magically enhanced acoustics of the chamber have been compromised.
Jack shot the woman in irritated glance. I think we've all had enough of you in that little stick, ma'am. A sharp crack echoed off the stone walls as the bailiff staff fell to the floor in three jagged pieces. You dare, deal Walker rose smoothly to her feet at Jack's side, raising her voice over the bailiff's outrage stammering. A correction, ma'am bailiff, in a court of law the accused has the right to remain silent.
It's not her requirement. Mr. Fields here also has every right speaking his own defense. Dougie Walker smiled brightly at the bailiff and then nodded to her client to continue. Thank you, Miss Walker. Jack surveyed the nervous gathering of witnesses and onlookers, with an axe to grind and the sort of general busy bodies who simply enjoy any drama that doesn't involve them.
Most were on their feet, caught in the process of making their way out the doors to the rear of the chamber and the wake of the harbinger's tantrum they hesitated now. Curiosity settling in hooks into them like a well-baited fishing line. Jack smiled. I should thank y'all folks for helping me get back on my feet. As I said here and all your stories has been, mighty restorative. You know who else has a story about old Jack?
Jack spun dramatically on his heel to level a finger at the hooded figure in the center of the day. That one right there calls itself the harbinger. Yeah, I tried. You heard me. It's got its own little story about me. He wanted don't want y'all to hear, but I think y'all have the right to hear it, given that it's the real reason for what he called it. This kangaroo court. I think you'll find it in lightning. See, once upon a time, a long time ago.
Back when folks like you, Mr. Cook, were still hiding in caves hoping not to get eaten. These mountains we call home look very different. Tollard. And much more menacing than these gentle rolling hills to an outside observer, they looked like the perfect place to imprison something dangerous. Beans of fathomless darkness and madness. Your forebars, Miss Gray. Older even than the one you call father. Mr. Fields, we all know this story. Hiram Cook interrupted him, looking both bored and irritated.
Evergreen touched child hears the stories about how the dark came to be part of our world and how their path-hour memo's need. Now, if you don't have anything, I'm sure that's true, Hiram. Did you ever wonder who put them there? Hiram Cook had no answer for that. Nor apparently did anyone else. A low murmur swept through the assembled onlookers and Jack continued. You see, in order for something to be locked up, somebody's got to be the jailer. People left it here to do, and yes, I do mean it.
The harbinger would like y'all to think that title is just an elected position within the community here at the rock. It's not. That poor woman sacrificed her life to be a vessel for this thing. A body it can use, chairing our little world. It's got an unfortunate tendency to be using them up though, don't you? Ever few years, some poor soul gets promoted to the position. Nice to be business if you ask me, not the old Harvey ever did, but it did ask me for something though.
See, it was one of the parties that came here to entomb that darkness in our world. Didn't expect that they'd trap it here in a big rock and leave it behind, because he was betrayed. And it was angry, and it wanted to get back to... Well, wherever it came from. So it tried to make me take its place. Can you imagine? Not being a fool of course, I said no. Never being much of a law and order type, y'all will know.
So there it sat, simmering in its own juices, stuck inside a rock with nowhere to go. After a while, it started reaching out to others like it, but those nobody else wanted. Those that even the grave and the dark left behind. Built itself a whole little kingdom out of those folks. I ran across its people from time to time, but it never ended well for me. Every time I got close, I got knocked on the head and left out somewhere without the slightest notion of how to get back.
I guess it was having its little revenge by excluding me from its perfect little paradise. Eventually I just left it alone. To be honest, I'd all but forgot about it, but uh... I guess it never stopped thinking about me. I mean, shoot if I was stuck inside a mountain and all I ever heard was stories about how clever and good-looking the one fella it could have gotten me out was. I suppose I'd build up a grudge too. From her position at the front of the dais, the hooded woman seaved.
Her breath heaving, muscles taught with hatred. She glared at Jack from beneath her hood, but made no move to stop him. And I bet y'all are wondering while O' Harvey here ain't brought the mountain down on all our heads like it threatened to, hmm? My guess is that it can't. Over the years, I've learned a little bit about the rock and its people. I've never been sure what's true and what's bug. But this much I can confirm, like I said, that poor woman whose body is wearing like a cheap suit.
She might have been bred and raised for possession by something from some other world, but that's still just a human body. And an ungifted one of that. It wouldn't be built to handle all this supernatural heavy lifting. As I understand it, the harbinger usually just sits around delivering prophecies and using its power to make the land prosperous for its people, which don't take much energy, but still wears embodies out every decade or so.
But all the time we've been here for this so-called trial, it's been channeling enough power to light up half the cumbersome and valley and then some. A human body ain't meant to endure all that. My figure ain't got too long before it has to leave that body and return to the rock or wherever it keeps itself until a new host is prepared.
Jack turned to address the folks assembled in the gallery, witches and root doctors, haunts and muggers, children of the green and the spawn of the dark and those who owe no filthy dither. He gestured to the panting figure of the harbinger behind him. Keepers of the green. Look upon one of those who brought the dark to your world. The kin you lost in the struggle against them, you can lay those death at that thing's feet. Servants of the inner dark.
Behold the hands that caged your masters and would see you purge from the universe like dishwater down a drain. Once you serve, never ask to be here, nor would they stay here if they had their druthers. It's the way I see it, y'all got a choice. You can keep doing this thing's dirty work and move on me where I stand. Or you can walk away. We all keep on turning and we all live to see another day.
The chamber was quiet for a long moment as the denizens of the green, the dark stared around at each other tense and uncertain. And then the silence was broken by a meaty thud. As the vessel that had contained the being calling itself the harbinger slumped to the floor. The bespectacled woman who had stood at the front of the dais throughout the course of these proceedings led out a soft cry and rushed to her side.
After a moment the remaining two members of the council of the rock still looking stunned joined her. As the three women hovered over the harbinger still form a soft buzz of conversation rose in the gallery. Hot damn greenie, this is the best damn show I've seen in years. I wish somebody thought to bring popcorn. Old green eyes nodded at Tom in agreement. Indeed, most entertaining. The black stag rose with a disgusted snort. Disappointing. Come, daughters.
We've wasted enough of our time on this farce. A swirling void. Open beneath the hooves of the creature whose name sounded like horned hair. But was not. The stag and the three women who attended him sank into it, and were gone. The stags exit seemed to be the cue that many were waiting for. As others began to take their leave, either by means of similar portals or slowly milling toward the doors at the back of the chamber. Finally, the bailiff rose to her feet.
Jack grand as he saw her reach for a staff that was no longer at her side. Without the benefit of either the rooms enhanced acoustics or her cherished walkin' sticks, she was forced to raise her voice above the chatter. Ladies and gentlemen, things and workers, the rock, thank you for your testimony. I'm afraid the harb and jar is, um, oh my, is unable to continue. The remaining members of the council have determined that insufficient evidence has been presented to warrant proceeding further.
This tribunal is dismissed. She shall at the bat so they already retreating crowd. Turn into the table where Jack still stood, she nodded to D.L. Walker with a sour expression and pronounced stiffly. Miss Walker? Your client is free to go? Someone will escort him to his cell to retrieve any belongings he may have left there. The attorney looked up at Jack. Is there anything you need from yourself?
Hell no. Dougie turned back to the bailiff with the trademark sunny smile that she wielded so effectively to needle her opponents. Thank you, bailiff, but I think we'll just see ourselves out. Marcy Walker, who would set behind them in the gallery throughout the whole ordeal, joined the method table as her sister gathered her things. Neatly tucking her notes and pins into a soft-sided leather bag. Jack smiled. Well, Miss Marcy seems that I find myself in your debt again. I appreciate your help.
He turned to Dougie Walker and reached out to shake her hand. Thank you for your assistance, Miss Walker. Yes, thanks for coming, Dougie. I know how you feel about matters like these and Dougie waved her off. Nothing offends me so much as the sort of miscarriage of justice I've witnessed here. I'm glad I was able to offer some help, although I have a feeling Mr. Fields here had things well in hand. There was a twinkle in her eye as the corner of her mouth corked up in a mischievous grin.
Why, Miss Walker? You give me far too much credit. I have no idea what you mean. Jack said with the wink. Then D.L. Walker hoisted her bag onto her shoulder, and the three of them began making their way toward the door behind the rest of the crowd. Well, hey there, family. And so we come to the end of the final episode of Season 4 of Old Gods of Appalachia, Root and Branch. And that is truly a D.L.U.X. episode checking in at well over an hour.
Seems like that's kind of become our tradition here at Old Gods of Appalachia to give you that big meaty chunker boy right there at the end of the season. Now, I am joined here in the darkness of the post-roll today by my co-creator, your beloved hedge witch, Miss Cam Collins. How you doing over there, family? I'm doing great. Happy to finally reach the end of Season 4. It's been real, it's been fun, but it's time to put this baby to bed and turn our attention to other things.
Now, family, you know we can never tell you everything about what's going on behind the scenes here at Old Gods of Appalachia, but we can tell you about a few things. First up is the 2024 National Tour Unhallowed Grounds. Coming to a venue near you this summer, Cam tells them where we're going. We'll be kicking off the tour on June 13 in Durham, North Carolina. Durham, y'all were so good to us last year, we can't wait to see you again.
Next up will be Athens, Georgia, mild stomping grounds, go dogs, Knoxville, Tennessee, and Greenville, South Carolina. Then we'll be heading down to New Orleans and Texas in the latter part of the month, and that's just June, family. We're traveling all over the country from June through September family, so come on out and see us. Tickets available, oldgodsvapalachia.com slash tour, but that's not all.
For those of you who tides your souls to us over on Patreon for the low cost of $10 a month, we'll be rolling out a very special treat this summer, back in 2022, which seems like both yesterday and a lifetime ago because time is a flat circle and also a lot. We did a very limited run of just three live shows that we called Unknown Roads.
Lots of y'all came out to see us and some of y'all even crossed the Atlantic to be with us for those, but we know that many, many more of y'all wanted to see those shows, but tickets sold out super fast. Many of you asked us if those shows would be recorded and as always the answer was no, but that we may release studio versions of those stories one day at some indeterminate time in the future. For our Patreon family, that time is nigh.
That's right, this summer we will be releasing our main story from Unknown Roads entitled The Ties That Mind, exclusively on Patreon. This standalone tale features some of your favorite characters and actors including Brandon Sartaine as Indiana Bauds, the hedge witch herself is Deely Hubbard, and the amazing Yuri Lohanthal as the railroad man. But that's not all family.
Returning to reprise his very first role with us, we have Mr. Cecil Baldwin, you might know him from a little show called Welcome to Night Vale as Rupert Morris, who is Rupert Morris. We'll define that you're going to have to join us on Patreon this summer. So if you haven't tossed your offering in the collection plate just yet, now is the perfect time to join us over at patreon.com slash old gods of Appalachia. And there's a lot more than that to listen to in the meantime.
Is there anything else we can tell them about now, Cam? Well, we could answer one of the most common questions we receive whenever a season ends. No, the show is not over. Yes, we will be back. As if we weren't already busy enough, in between touring this summer, we'll be putting our evil little heads together to map out season 5, which will kick off on our fifth anniversary Halloween October 31st, 2024. Will you join us family? I think they will.
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