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Oh, what a Glorious Morning!

A night owl on his journey to becoming a freaking morning person... and sharing his royally messed up dreams along the way. I keep hearing about the most successful people out there having these stringent 'morning routines', who wake up early, charging out their front doors, screaming some war cry as they face the day. I’ll be talking about everything to do with sleep, sleep disorders, morning and night routines, and more, and share some of the weirdest dreams I can remember in a long time, hopefully giving you a laugh. Eventually, maybe I’ll even wake up earlier than noon!
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Learning about headaches in the night, and driving a nail into your head! Related?

Ep 53: Third last episode! Boy, what a show we have for you today. Patrick, from the podcast, 'We Live on the Planet' gives us one of his bizarre dreams of self-torture which I attempt to analyze, and then we learn all about the wonderful world of headaches in the middle of the night and what to do about them. So stick me snug in your ear-holes and come have a laugh! If for some bizarre reason you feel like it, here’s where you can stalk me: Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGlorious...

Apr 10, 202012 minEp. 53

Dream Guru Kat O'Keefe, and paragliding over the rainforest looking for my dead dog! Fun!

Ep 52: Over two months! That must be some sort of record! I wonder if I can break it. I’m just kidding, I’ll upload more frequently, I promise. This episode we have the lovely guest star Kat O’Keefe, dream guru, to analyze one of my insane dreams! I go paragliding over the Amazon rainforest while Stitch from Lilo and Stitch comes to eat me. Also, The Notorious B.I.G. comes and visits my hot yoga class. If for some bizarre reason you feel like it, here’s where you can stalk me: Anchor.fm/Glorious...

Mar 19, 202021 minEp. 52

The Power of Naps! And Ryan Reynolds dangling from a hot air balloon.

Ep 51: this episode we dive into the wonderful, magical, and some might say mythical, world of naps! And we delve right into my subconscious where I desperately want to be Ryan Reynolds, the man himself, exploring his messed up childhood with his mother and an air balloon. It’s the post holiday New Year’s special! Have all of your New Year’s resolutions at hand and get ready to crumple them up and throw them in the garbage. We’re gonna make you feel great, just for you being you! Not like anyone...

Jan 02, 202010 minSeason 1Ep. 51

The 50th episode AND 1 Year anniversary! Holy crap! We party with TWO hyperactive guests!

Ep 50! For the one-year anniversary, and 50th episode, I have two awesome guests on the show! Patrick, from, ‘We live on a planet’, and Rhys, from ‘Podstarter’. I hang out in my hot podcasting studio, and talk about a dream where I create whipped cream at lightning speed, confusing the hell out of a nearby security guard. Super super fun!... Never not fun. It’s been a year already!! Ahhhhh! What am I doing with my life? Not like anyone actually gets a hold of me, but if for some bizarre reason y...

Nov 13, 201943 minSeason 1Ep. 50

Kids in the Hall of the World; and having an accountability partner!

Ep 49: it appears I’m really bad at keeping up to date with this. My bad! Well this episode is a great one. You get to hear all about my drinking patterns, and a cassette player that magically makes everyone swap sexes and gender. PLUS, I found something that actually works at waking me up in the morning! Thanks for listening! You’re wonderful, and smell like rainbows. Want to send me your dreams or just say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatA...

Oct 08, 201914 minSeason 1Ep. 49

Britney Spears’ food truck, and the effect of heat waves on sleep! Fun! #podcast #comedy #nightmares

Ep 48: Holy crap, has it been a long time since I’ve uploaded one of these. My bad! I was busy doing a whole lot of nothing. This episode has a wacky dream about a movie theatre on top of a giant mountain with the worlds longest escalator ever, AND we learn some schist about how your sleep is affected by extreme heat! One guess: it’s a lot of fun. Want to send me your dreams or just say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitte...

Aug 20, 201910 minSeason 1Ep. 48

Will Ferrel x 3! Escape from evil’s clutches. It’s the Seinfeld episode!

Ep 47: I have two very, very weird dreams. One of which I can’t tell you about, and the other I can’t remember. Essentially nothing dramatic happens in this episode, making it the Seinfeld episode! Lucky you! Super fun! Never not fun. Want to send me your dreams or just say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

Jul 08, 20197 min

Whiskey, foot baths, whiskey, clowns, whiskey, quitting drinking.

Ep 46: Terribly sorry for not putting out an episode in a while! I’ve been busy with a job! Yep, you heard me right, I got an actual job. I’m editing a TV show and it’s kind of fun, and I’m even getting up in the morning. We’ll talk about that! As well as whiskey. And whiskey. Want to send me your dreams or just say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGlor...

Jun 26, 201911 min

The effects of sugar on your sleep! And I angrily direct a commercial in the desert.

Ep 45: Holy crap I had a weird dream tonight. Like, sweet Jesus. I also talk about the effects of sugar on your sleep because I’ve… maybe… gotten back into the chocolate covered raisins and Gingerale. Shut up. Don’t look at me like that. Link at the very bottom to send me a voicemail! Want to send me your dreams or just say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhW...

Jun 09, 201913 min

We learn how alcohol affects your sleep... I’m hungover, shut up.

OK, there may have been whiskey involved last night. That’s why this episode, we’re going to learn allllll about how alcohol, that lovely delightful, delicious, almost near perfect elixir of the Gods, mayyyy mess with your sleep a bit. Just a wee bit. Want to send me your dreams or say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

May 26, 20199 min

Coffee naps? And I should have grabbed that shotgun...

Episode 43: I'm forced to eat raw turkey meat at gunpoint in a war-zone. WTF. And we learn how guns represent sexual pain? And then talk about how coffee naps are suuuuuper not effective at all, but still really neat. Also, I'm now on podcoin! Want to send me your dreams or say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

May 21, 201916 min

A tribute to my friend’s pet, and my love of hide and seek.

Episode 42: this is a weird episode, sobering, educational, a little funny maybe? I don’t know, I’m tired and I haven’t eaten yet. Enough about me! What are you up to? Tell me about your day! Why am I always the one doing the talking?… Now on Podcoin! Want to send me your dreams or say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

May 13, 201911 min

Telekinesis! Teleportation! Making out with strange Hawaiians!

Episode 41: I have a dream where I develop telekinesis and teleportation, while zipping around beautiful Hawaiian islands, and I’m disappointed that my powers aren’t good enough… What the heck is wrong with me? Oh, and there’s also a weird elevator that apologizes for stopping somewhere it shouldn’t. I interpret the hell out of this dream!... I probably shouldn’t have... Want to send me your dreams or say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGlo...

May 07, 201915 min

Millions of dollars in damage, near the velvet pit of despair. Fun times!

Ep 40: What a joy ride! The police chief will never catch me, ha ha Ha ha ha! Mainly because the police chief is an idiot. Also, in reality, my sleep schedule’s getting much better! And my weekends are getting a little crazier… It hasn’t been a good mix. I’ll talk about that too. Want to send me your dreams or say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGlorio...

Apr 28, 201912 min

The history of LUBE, and a blind bounty hunter who has to pee.

Ep 39: I actually managed to stay awake for 24 hours, sleep for eight, then stay awake for another 24 hours, just to reset my sleep schedule! And it worked!… Kind of. Then I partied. I can’t help myself. Oh and I dive into the world of lubrication. You’re welcome! Want to send me your dreams or say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd....

Apr 22, 201915 min

I attempt to do something really stupid this coming Sunday!…

Ep 38: This week on my ridiculous weekly update, I’ve continued to fail as a human being! Why has this winter been so hard for me? Why can’t I function like a regular person? Why do I want to punch myself in the face? These are all excellent questions to be asking yourself in the wee hours of the morning, while drenched in self-loathing! Yay! Want to send me your dreams or say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGlor...

Apr 12, 20198 min

The joys of sleep apnea!...and making out in a trash heap.

Ep 37: I have a dream about my ex girlfriend drawing really dirty drawings in a wheatfield by stomping down wheat! Super fun. Super, super fun. Then we learned some… stuff… about sleep apnea! And the joys of that. Again... super fun. Want to send me your dreams or say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

Apr 04, 201916 min

My night owl chronicles continue! My ridiculous weekly update.

Ep 36: I’m not sure my night owl routine is helping me to de-stress, but at least I go see a horror movie... Want to send me your dreams or say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

Apr 03, 201911 min

The night owl chronicles! My ridiculous weekly update.

Ep 35: An update as I go through my routine of struggling with my natural state of being a night owl. Super fun. Suuuuuper fun. Want to send me your dreams, or just say hi? You can find me at all of these fine establishments: Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

Mar 21, 20199 min

Do you have ‘Delayed sleep phase syndrome’? Here’s what to do about it...and a tap dancing bear.

Ep 34: this episode we talk about ‘Delayed sleep phase syndrome’, and what to do about it if you have it! I talk about the crazy job I had where I got paid to play video games for 12 hours straight when I was a night owl, and I interpret my dream about a tap dancing bear which was trying to warn me to… not tap dance in the future? If you’d like to submit your dreams for interpretation, or just wanna say hi, you can find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWh...

Mar 17, 201922 min

It’s time to retool this damn thing. Plus, Simba gets the snot kicked out of him.

Ep 33: I’m sick. I’m cranky. It’s cold out and there are wolves after me. I don’t wanna DO this... but I’m gonna. I’m still at these places for some godforsaken reason: Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

Mar 04, 20199 min

Eating cat food; Jim Carey sends himself to hell; interpreting other’s dreams!

Ep 32: I eat out of a can of cat food! Yep. That’s a thing. Jim Carrey fights with his double, and then I interpret a friend’s dream where he’s surrounded by king cobras while fishing with his family… Let me know how good of a job of interpreting that dream I did! I think I deserve a gold star. If you want to send me your dream for me to interpret, or just to say hi and tell me how pretty I am, you can find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMo...

Feb 25, 201912 min

It’s mah BIRTHDAY! YAYYYYYY!!!

Ep 31: It’s my 40th birthday, and I ain’t doin nuttin’! ...Ok ok, I’ll give ONE Dream, but THAT’S IT. If you want to get ahold of me to remind me just how old I really am (In case you think it’s slipped my failing memory), you can get ahold of me at any of these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

Feb 21, 20193 min

Ep 30: A Quiet Place with idiots; New York underwater; and a yogi punk instructor!

Ep 30: My yoga instructor is in a punk band, I find myself in the movie , “A Quiet Place” but with stupid people, I DON’T go out and drink with a woman after midnight, and I put some real hard thought into possibly interpreting my dreams for the first time! OH! And it’s my birthday soon! Yay birthday! If you would like to get ahold of me and aren’t from the tax collection department, you can find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitt...

Feb 18, 201915 min

I’M ON ALL THE PODCASTS! Plus, my aluminum mutant power!

Ep 29: I am on four different podcasts today! Four! I’ll tell you all about them, come on in, take a seat, have a tea, put your feet up. I also have a dream about my new mutant power! Where I’m able to shoot metal poles straight out of the ground to stop would be attackers from chasing me... I’m sure the X-Men will be calling me any day now. If you’d like to get a hold of me for any reason at all, you can find me these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMo...

Feb 14, 201913 min

Iceland murder conference... & 100 year old florist improv!

Ep 28: Quite possibly one of my favourite dreams ever... I’ll never look at Iceland conferences the same way again?... Plus, I’m asked to play a 100 year old florist! And that wasn’t a dream! I’ve been toying with the idea of starting a new segment called “Adventures in dream interpretation!” You lucky bastards with enough cojones to actually send in your dreams- now is the time! You can find me at all of these fine establishments: Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Tw...

Feb 10, 201911 min

My morning snack/pet; a killer microwave; and a murderous dojo showdown.

Ep 27: My mother sure does know how to make the weirdest cup of coffee in the world, with a microwave that wants to kill us?… Plus, I discover a morning routine that seems to actually work for me!… If I could ever, actually, DO the thing. We get some wonderful call ins this episode as well. So check us out, and come and send me your goddamn dreams! You can find me at all of these fine establishments: Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Https://O...

Feb 07, 201911 min

Patrick from, “We Live on a Planet” joins me today! We chat about SO MANY THINGS. It’s a good time!

Ep 26: Today, I have my very first guest! The very special Patrick, from the podcast, “We live on a planet”. We talk about just about everything under the sun, including the time that I was attacked by a sleep paralysis demon… as well as when he interviewed random Walmart shoppers when he was first starting out. It’s a good time, so come check us out! Come find me make a fool of myself on these other fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhG...

Feb 03, 201942 min

Walter White’s famous porn scene; and infecting my gym again!

Ep 25: Being sick at the gym is suuuuuper fun. Actually, they did a study on just that, which I talk about. Also, Walter White does a porn (you heard me). They did NOT do a study on that. Come find me make a fool of myself on these other fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co

Jan 31, 201910 min

Hippie Mountain; and Fight club for seniors!

Ep 24: Stealing glasses from Hippies on Hippie mountain, and beating the crap out of old ladies. Oh, and I’m still sick (yay!). Can it get any better than this? Come tell me your dreams and maybe I’ll put them on the show! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn

Jan 28, 201910 min
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