Attorney Edward A. Coleman, Esq. kicks the show off in a glum manner. He thanks the listeners for listening and recounts his abduction for sympathy. Ed bores producer Ken Lucas with the details of his illness. We cut to the Guess My Middle Name contest and announce Don Becker as the winner. Congrats Don! We will contact you shortly about your prizes. Ed reads some hate mail and then proclaims that he is so down that he didn’t schedule a guest. Ken offers to bring in a special friend to help chee...
Nov 02, 2017•30 min
Attorney Edward A. Coleman, Esq. kicks the show off with a slightly defeated attitude. He claims he’s a bit down in the dumps but is trying to fight his way out of it. He’s still reeling from the effects of his abduction. Podcast producer Ken Lucas disproves Ed’s claims. Ken also brings up Ed’s novel. Ed chats about the conspiracy theory against him and announces his list of perpetrators that includes Unwinnable’s favorite son, Ted Goldman. Suddenly EIC Stu Horvath shows up and warns Ed to drop ...
Oct 12, 2017•38 min
Edward A. Coleman, Esq. starts the show with a rundown of events that led to his supposed abduction. Producer Ken Lucas disagrees. Ed then explains every detail of his harrowing experience. We find out that Ed fell into the Gowanus Canal and is plagued with a toxic virus. Ian stops in to hang out and imbue Ed with positive vibes. Out of nowhere, Ed accuses Ted Goldman of being the mole. Ed replies to tweets regarding the “Guess My Middle Name?” and “Ask an Attorney” segments and then we hear a w...
Sep 07, 2017•40 min
Edward A. Coleman, Esq. starts the show in a speedy manner. Ed talks about his approach to hiring and announces the winner of the Lego contest. Ed gushes over prime numbers and producer Ken Lucas seems bored. Ken leaves to make himself a drink at the juicer and Ed secretly talks about his novel. Ken catches Ed off-guard and then we hear from our sponsor, Don’s Dog Walking Service. After the break, we are joined by legal applicant Thatch Skippling. We endure an uneasy interview that takes a left ...
Jun 30, 2017•27 min
Edward A. Coleman, Esq. starts alone. He is interrupted by the ramblings of boss Stu Horvath, producer Ken Lucas and Co-Attorney Ted Goldman. We find out the Ed sent Ted on a wild goose chase and then we move into parkour. Ed answers some law questions and the we play a game of Probable Cause or Reasonable Suspicion. The guys give a shout out to Stanley Spiemer and then we hear from our sponsor, Bespoke Liquorice. After the break, we hear about Ed’s cases and then we end the show on a frustratin...
Jun 09, 2017•38 min
Edward A. Coleman, Esq. starts the show thanking everyone. He talks briefly about his Corporate Casual gig and returns to the RICO investigation. Ed also issues an apology to the Department of Maniacs. Ed mentions our guest to producer Ken Lucas and receives a response he was not expecting to hear and then we take a break. After the break we are joined by Unwinnable sketch artist, Dave Trainer. Dave talks about his day to day operations at Unwinnable, Inc and his love of mini CDs and art. We are...
Mar 22, 2017•31 min
Edward A. Coleman, Esq. starts the show awkwardly. Producer Ken Lucas is excited to use the new juicer courtesy of Ted Goldman. We learn that Stanley Spiemer has accepted the open position on the Board of Directors and that EIC Stu Horvath is living the dream. Ed found a way to get gigs for his office band Corporate Casual and then Ed apologizes to the Department of Maniacs. After Ed loses it, we take a break. After the break we welcome our guest, Bortrix Jackman, from the Department of Coding a...
Mar 08, 2017•31 min
Edward A. Coleman, Esq. starts the show with a lullaby to his grandmother. Ed prods producer Ken Lucas about his mood and is excited to interview for the Board of Directors position. Ed is also looking for applications for the Unwinnable legal department. Ed talks about dismantling departments and then we take a break. After the break, Ken calls Ted Stacey to the office so Ed can apologize for being rude. Ed then welcomes guest Stanley Spiemer from Executive Development and Recruiting. Stanley h...
Feb 16, 2017•29 min
Edward A. Coleman, Esq. kicks the show off with a soothing proclamation of success. Ed informs us that he’s finally read his contract and is already looking to exploit it. He also now has access to the archives. Shhhh. Podcast Producer Ken Lucas talks about the office Halloween party and then we take a break. After the break we interview Tront Silvio of Statistics & Testing. Tront begins the show with his Chinese food order. Tront talks about the tools of the trade and some of the things the...
Feb 02, 2017•31 min
Welcome to a brand new Office of the General Counsel featuring Ted A. Goldman, Esq. Ted is a longtime employee of Unwinnable, Inc. and is our new host! Ted begins the show by addressing colleague and producer Ken Lucas. Ken is in complete shock as he joyfully welcomes Ted. Suddenly, former OotGC host Edward A. Coleman, Esq. bursts into the room and demands and explanation. Ed summons Stu and questions him about Ted Goldman and then we take a break. After the break we are joined by Frank Smirch f...
Jan 04, 2017•27 min
We get into the holiday spirit with Edward A. Coleman, Esq. and company's take on A Christmas Carol. Happy Holidays from OotGC and Unwinnable.com.
Dec 24, 2016•29 min
Edward A. Coleman, Esq. kicks the show off praising podcast producer Ken Lucas and then reveals Ken’s nervous energy as they are about to visit Standards & Practices. Ed panders to the audience and then asks Ken to be his activity partner for the company barbecue. Ed talks about Corporate Casual, the Unwinnable, Inc band and then Ken reveals there is a pub in the building. After the break, we join Ed and Ken as they are walking over to Standards & Practices. Ed describes the look of the ...
Dec 14, 2016•30 min
Performance Anxiety We start the show with the sultry tones of podcast producer Ken Lucas. Ken states he checked the podcast metrics and discovered he has a fan. Counsel Edward A. Coleman, Esq. recaps the office events from the last episode and Ed reviews his wardrobe. Ed regretfully mentions that this episode is his performance review. Ed talks about some recent legal issues and then we take a break. We return from the break to the sounds of Ken’s dazzle dazzle machine as we welcome back High P...
Nov 30, 2016•33 min
The episode begins from Ed’s apartment and we learn that his office is infested. Ed laments about the internet and millennials and then turns to his new artwork courtesy of Unwinnable, Inc. Ed mentions some new guesses from the “Guess My Middle Name” contest and some questions from the “Ask An Attorney” segment. The show ends with Ed building pillow forts and Ken going out for tacos. Don’t forget to subscribe to Unwinnable Monthly, the best cultural criticism in your inbox every month. http://ww...
Nov 16, 2016•36 min
The show begins with producer Ken Lucas’ issues with Standards & Practices. We find out they offered Ken a job but he declined the position. We also learn the Ed Coleman’s salary is based on the amount of listeners for the show. We find out that Ed is lobbying for a chair on the Board of Directors. We dip into Ed’s RICO case and then we take a quick break. After the break, we meet the Unwinnable, Inc. Financial Guru, George Collazo. As George gets into investments, Stu shows up with his body...
Nov 03, 2016•33 min
Ed Coleman begins the show with some positivity exercises and is quickly thwarted by producer Ken Lucas. Ed then urges the listener(s) to stop what they are doing and go back to episode 1 to catch up on the show. We review Ed’s punishment session after his antics in Episode 6. The gents have a heated discussion about Ed’s contract and then they are interrupted by financial guru George Collazo. After the break, we are joined by cafeteria sous chef, Blintz Quabbles. We learn about the slaughter ho...
Oct 11, 2016•32 min
The show starts off on a sour note as Edward A. Coleman, Esq. has received bad news about his contract and we find out that Standards & Practices offers Ken Lucas a job. Ed talks about the spanking machine and then gives a quick rundown of this episodes guest, Tour Guide, Ian Gonzales. After a quick message from our sponsors, we introduce Ian. Just as we're getting to know Ian, Stu Horvath barges in and observes the proceedings. Ed and Ian talk about the tour through the Unwinnable, Inc. off...
Aug 16, 2016•29 min
Ed kicks things off with more guesses from his “Guess My Middle Name” contest. Ed talks about his process of reading his contract and then talks about racketeering and Unwinnable, Inc’s legal woes. Ken is less than enthused to hear another Strunk and White recording. Luckily Ian Gonzales stops by with his tour group and we chat with him briefly. After the break, we interview Head of Submissions, Baxter Thwack-Martin. The show ends on a sour note as Ken mentions his issues with Standards and Prac...
Jun 21, 2016•28 min
We start the show with Ken’s rumblings about Standards and Practices. Ed recaps the last show and questions why he hasn’t seen Trip “Flippington” Fitzsimmons. We talk about bathrooms, surveillance, legal issues and Ed’s contract before we interview Accounting Intern, Evelyn Mitchell. After a stressful interview, Ed promises to figure things out. Don’t forget to subscribe to Unwinnable Monthly, the best cultural criticism in your inbox every Month. http://www.unwinnable.com/subscribe/ Email us at...
Jun 08, 2016•40 min
This week we kick things off with the guess my middle name contest and so far no one has picked the correct name. Ed has received one book for his work library and reads an excerpt about trademarks. We learn about the Unwinnable, Inc PO boxes and the amount of lawsuits filed against the company. Ed finally got a key to the executive bathroom only to learn there are several “bathrooms”. Ed answers a Twitter question and we then we take a quick break. We return from break with our guest, Head of H...
May 17, 2016•39 min
We reluctantly start the show with a new game, What is Edward A. Coleman Esquire's, middle name. Tweet your answers to @UnwinnableOotGC. We learn that Ed is officially the last person in the U.S. to get a podcast. Ed has been General Counsel for a few weeks and still has no idea what he is doing. Unwinnable Audio Producer, Ken Lucas, really doesn’t want to be a part of this show since he has his hands in everything. We take a quick break and then interview our first guest, Ted Stacey, Vice Presi...
Apr 28, 2016•36 min
Newly hired Unwinnable lawyer, Edward A. Coleman, Esq., uncovers the inner workings of Unwinnable from the Office of the General Counsel. He is reluctantly joined by Unwinnable Audio Producer Ken Lucas as they talk law and interview the many denizens that make the Unwinnable machine run. On their first episode Ed talks about his first week at the Unwinnable HQ and his law experience and play a game of Strunk and White. Then they interview the man behind the mask, Stu Horvath. Don’t forget to sub...
Mar 21, 2016•41 min
