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NYMPHOWARS

Theda Hammel, Macy Rodmannymphowars.libsyn.com
This is a show about putting dicks down your mouths brought to you by world's smartest and prettiest transsexuals. Welcome to NYMPHOWARS
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Episodes

KNFW...I Don't See Women, Just Stacks of Canvasses

The time has come for Theda to get MARRIED!!!! Macy brings in a big time Hollywood makeup artist for the special day but will technical problems throw a wrench into the proceedings? Tune in to find out!

Nov 30, 202352 min

"Sue" Chef

Somewhere between Amuse Douche and KNFW comes this episode where Lisa Lampinelli stops by and gives us some of the old school insult/c*m sl*t comedy for which she became famous and has since given up. Subscribe to Apple TV+!!!

Nov 16, 20231 hr 8 min

Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #1 : Toilet Coke

Episode 1 of the current Volume of Amuse Douches! A fun little wharp speed chat about movies, parties, and how badly we could use a newspaper for our snotty little noses! Love ya! Come to C'mon Everybody 10/13/23 at 7:00 or 9:00

Oct 11, 202336 min

Our Little Announcement

Hey Y'all! We're taking a short break from October 4th (today) to November 15th (6 weeks from today). We know that's a bummer, but Macy is finishing her record and Theda is finishing her movie and the last thing we want to do is to produce sub par episodes for you guys. We will continue to post weekly "Club Ellen" episodes on Patreon, and we'll do weekly "Amuse Douche" check ins on the main feed, but full KNFW eps will be back November 15th. We're sorry for the shock but it'll be better in the l...

Oct 04, 202323 min

KNFW...Philly Folsom

This week, the ladies are bummed they have to miss the sexy festivities at the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco, so they turn to the phones to get the scoop! Also the autumn rains are hitting the studio hard, so WHYY is trying its hardest to fundraise (without the help of Terry!)

Sep 27, 20231 hr 6 min

KNFW...What's Eating Leo DiCaprio?

In this ep, the gals get some high profile sponsors from arts and crafts to pop and punk! Macy tells a wild story of a sexual escapade, and Theda is dubious about an in studio guest

Sep 20, 202353 min

KNFW...How I Met Not Your Father

The terrifying diety/little kid Norman has found a creative way to get around SAG AFTRA and WGA strikes with a new NBC program. Meanwhile the girls get ready for fashion week.

Sep 13, 202359 min

KNFW...The Private Tumblr Journal of the Antichrist

Talkin' bout TILLING your soil and TELLING your story! This week the gals chat about their new hobbies for a bit, then Ellen joins them in the studio to talk about her latest comedy special and her special new spirituality

Sep 06, 20231 hr 5 min

KNFW...Al's Booze Bus

This week, cash rules everything around our gals and they have ad reads up the wazoo! Macy gets creative from a Red Bull high, Theda likes drink over smoke, and Oscar Isaac just wants a little smooch.

Aug 30, 202352 min

KNFW...The New Norman

This week the gals talk home intruders, big pharma, and the state of the world with a special guest appearance by a wholesome 12 year old kid named Norman who may or may not know the future of humanity. Long live the New Norman!

Aug 16, 20231 hr 8 min

KNFW...Before The Flapper With Caitlyn Jenner

The pirate feed catches our old pal Caitlyn on Terry Gross talking witch economies and getting groped by Louie CK. Then it's Caitlyn's turn to put down the miniature helicopters and pick up the headphones as she takes over the decks of the legendary KNFW studio. Hold onto your trucker hats! KNFW is back!

Aug 09, 202356 min

KNFW...After Hours...Ohr My God Sohr Much

We're still clockin in AFTER HOURS on the main feed for a few more weeks, and on this edition we talk Emrata & Troye, melancholy cock on Fire Island, and sucking out the truths of the universe. KEEP ON STROKIN THAT ****!!!!

Aug 02, 20231 hr 20 min

KNFW...After Hours...Baby I Swear It's Déjà Vu

Another After Hours Ep where we answer your calls to the best of our abilities. Today, Macy swears she's got psychic abilities when it comes to HBO Max (Just Max now), and Theda hints that her next project may involve LGBT hero Jake Cruise! Anything goes, baby...

Jul 26, 20231 hr 7 min

KNFW...After Hours...Nobody's Checking On Glints

Well hello, we've hacked our own pirate feed to bring you something in between our terrestrial radio program and our air cloud internet patreon show! This is just us kicking it in the studio after hours, practicing the art of conversation, talkin Beyonce, Mission Impossible, and being a glint in an eye!

Jul 19, 20231 hr 9 min

KNFW...Elbow Deep In The Heart Shaped Box

The gals talk death of the planet as told through a TikTok, hot new NYC restaurants, and even HOTTER NYC skater bros. Plus they snagged an exclusive chat with the queen of pop Madonna Louise herself.

Jul 05, 20231 hr 15 min

KNFW...All Tec'd Up at the Meat Rack

The girls have boarded a shuttle helicopter with a duffel full of Nurtec and are off to help their friend Terri Gross — who's disappeared to the Fire Island Pines during peak Pride! One problem...a young artist is doing performance art on the helipad. Will shuttle pilot Jamie Kennedy (not that one) stick the landing? And if not...what fate lies in store for our two gals, outside of the studio together for the first time — a special 40th episode of KNFW Nymphowars....sponsored by Nurtec!

Jun 29, 20231 hrSeason 3Ep. 40

KNFW...Pobody's Nurtec

Macy exhibits some strange and disturbing new behaviors while Theda gets to the bottom of a hot new drug scandal. Also in the hour: pop songs are back, Terry's gone wild, and we don't really listen to the show, but we hear it's great! KNFW starts NOW!

Jun 21, 202356 min

KNFW...Plenty O Fish

The gals talk kink at pride and why "hammering" is all the rage before Theda gets a call from her mysterious new beau

Jun 14, 202356 min

KNFW...Give Him The Spear

Happy Pride!!! Target faces backlash, Fire Island is flourishing, and Terry's in one of her moods...take cover!

Jun 07, 20231 hr

KNFW...The Library of BBL

Macy recounters her strange trip to Sri Lanka with Mr. Beast, and then the gals explore a strange library Theda discovered underneath the studio, staffed by mysterious hooded strangers. One by one, they pull down the classics of world literature only to discover the book's contents have been replaced by a mysterious phrase..."Dua Lipa..." What could it mean? And how can they escape before it's too late?

May 24, 202357 min

KNFW...Sexy Beast

Mr. Beast and Bacardi 151 present the Lamborghini and Ocular Surgery contest with WHYY Philadelphia! A classic radio contest with some colorful contestants and some wonderful prizes!

May 17, 20231 hr 3 min

KNFW...A Vision Of Hell

Lot's of big news today! Bud Light has finally switched over to wine bottles, Tim Gunn and Heidi Klum become sponsors, and we hear from Stefanie; a troubled young woman who just wants to be loved.

May 10, 20231 hr 9 min

KNFW...A Balm In The Palm

Budweiser and the ACLU might be suing the girls, but that doesn't mean it's not still a sorta fairytale with them! Macy gets too drunk, Theda tries to help, and an old friend pops out of the woodwork.

May 03, 202351 min
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