Amuse Douche #4: Shag Box
Care for a shag in the Shag Box? Just turn that dial straight to the BBC, mate! The gals chat about erotic talk, sharks, and future roles for Helen Mirren in this latest edition of Amuse Douche!
Sep 28, 2022•17 min
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Amuse Douche #3 : The United States of Uncle Johnny
Why is Mare of Easttown so rundown? Is Guy Pearce actually Veneno? Who is this Uncle Johnny and is he in the room with us now? The answers aren't important...and neither are the questions! Join us on another exciting installment of Amuse Douche!
Sep 21, 2022•20 min
Amuse Douche #2 : The Triple Wack
We're still in our Amuse Douche era, sis! This time we talk Leo D, Wacky Tilda, and Tom Perrotta's opus "Little Children"!
Sep 14, 2022•15 min
Amuse Douche #1 : Societhée Collapsamet
Heyyyy...How y'all doin? We have a gap in programming because our schedules have been crazy, but we are filling the gap with these beautiful, flavorful bites called "Amuse Douche"'s! We'll be back soon with the wonderful world of KNFW.
Sep 07, 2022•16 min
KNFW...Candy Silculture
A woman's face is much like a canvas to makeup artist Scott Barnes, who learned about the joys of man on man sexual love while working with pop singer and actress Jennifer Lopez on a special technique Barnes refers to as "underpainting." Today on Fresh Air, I'll be speaking to Mr. Barnes about his new makeup product: yellow blush. My name is Terry Gross, and this....is KNFW
Aug 31, 2022•56 min
KNFW...The Sex Lives of College Girls Whose Names Are Ann Dowd
Ann Dowd stops by and talks about a bunch of baloney. Scott Barnes, Fashion Week, Giardia, and a call from a girl whose boyfriend won't stop showing off.
Aug 24, 2022•52 min
KNFW...Year of Pugh
This week, the girls are talkin' Beyoncé Dump Meals, Roald Dahl's James and the Giant Ass, and the great proctologist Dr. Eli Rothschild. British trucker (G/J)illian calls in with a whale of a problem, and some hot new blockbusters get a good old end of summer shoutout.
Aug 17, 2022•56 min•Season 3Ep. 4
KNFW...The Secret World of Supercharged Clean Artistry
Just another day on the road. Well, what can you do? You can listen to KNFW, bootleg edition episode 3. The gals talk about this, talk about that, they even put their foot in their mouth a few times if you'll pardon the expression. Yes well of course there is some stuff about Billie Eilish, but that is because they are old road hogs. They don't know what is cool these days -- but you do, and what is cool? Is to listen to KNFW....in the Morning
Aug 10, 2022•1 hr 7 min
KNFW...The Secret World of Supercharged Clean Artistry
Just another day on the road. Well, what can you do? You can listen to KNFW, bootleg edition episode 3. The gals talk about this, talk about that, they even put their foot in their mouth a few times if you'll pardon the expression. Yes well of course there is some stuff about Billie Eilish, but that is because they are old road hogs. They don't know what is cool these days -- but you do, and what is cool? Is to listen to KNFW....in the Morning
Aug 10, 2022•1 hr 7 min
KNFW...My Baby's Got an Our Little Secret!
Another day, another drive! Don't touch that dial, you long haul truckers, your safety is paramount! Our nation depends on the goods you carry and we couldn't be more grateful. On this episode: Dick takes a fall, Madonna is the queen of "pop", and Trucker Buck is hopelessly devoted to a big time gay star.
Aug 03, 2022•1 hr
KNFW...in the morning!
KNFW…in the morning! Long haul trucker radio for the flyover country! Theda Hammel and Macy Rodman from the 2010's classic podcast "Nymphowars" are hitting the airwaves again. This time on TERRESTRIAL RADIO.
Jul 27, 2022•48 min
The Out 100: Episode 3 "Traitors"
Two podcasts. Two books. Two spouses. Two Out 100s. Two paths in life. Two trans. Having parted ways after the events on the West Bank, Theda and Macy have dissolved their S-Corp and moved on. Macy's husband, a real estate shark, helped Macy claim all the assets from the old podcast, so Theda is recording her new podcast "F*ck ______." on a microcassette player with her wife Hadar, an Israeli ex-patriate. Meanwhile, Macy's star continues to rise with bookdeals, podcasts, and wealth. The two are ...
Feb 06, 2020•1 hr 12 min•Season 2Ep. 24
The Out 100: Episode 2 "Real Gays"
The girls join the permanent cast of Andy Cohen's latest Bravo reality tv show "Real Gays of New York" in an attempt to rehabilitate their image, but quickly discover that doing so puts them in an extremely precarious ethical position. Macy and Theda differ in their approach to the delicate situation, and both pursue their own strategy to mixed effect.
Jan 22, 2020•42 min•Season 2Ep. 23
The Out 100: Episode 1 "Mockery"
The girls are back with a three episode miniseries to lead up to their live events at the Lyric Hyperion in Los Angeles, February 7th and 8th, 2020. On the morning of a Blow Jobin' Experience broadcast, Theda feels a little down because the podcast wasn't included in the Out 100, but Macy has a special plan to cheer her up. Meanwhile, Theda's got an idea for how to make the show more palatable. But after one major on-air blunder, the girls get into even worse shape than before. Will ANYONE help ...
Jan 10, 2020•51 min•Season 2Ep. 22
Bon Appetit
America's favorite kitchenista Claire Saffitz is back with an all new episode of the hit series "Gourmet Makes" from the Bon Appetit test kitchen. At the insistence of her friends and colleagues, she's taking on her hardest challenge yet...a confection so crucial and beloved that some of her tasters might literally die if she messes up. Can she succeed, or will she break down once and for all? Find out on this week's Nymphowars.
Aug 29, 2019•54 min•Season 2Ep. 19
The Fisting Special Casting Special
The girls were invited to record an episode of their podcast live before an audience of mostly naked strangers at the Inferno sex party. After a spin around the room they proceed to completely lose their audience over the course of an hour. If you were there, relive all the happy memories now, and if you weren't--live them for the first time, only on Nymphowars.
Aug 21, 2019•51 min•Season 2Ep. 18
Bucket List
Weird guy Berrigan guides the girls up to Spencer Lake where they sit and talk about Macy's trip to Alaska, and Theda's apprehensions about the upcoming fisting special.
Aug 14, 2019•58 min•Season 2Ep. 17
Marlo's Dream
In episode 11 of this season, we conducted a group interview to find and hire a new writer for our show. While there were a handful of decent candidates, no one wowed us quite like Marlo St. John, and amnesiac, bleeding from the side of her head, whose only possession was a 2014 appointment book with a single entry--that of the Nymphowars interview. We hired her on the spot, and are proud to present the first episode fully authored and directed by our friend and colleague, Marlo St. John....
Aug 07, 2019•40 min•Season 2Ep. 16
Unclockable You (feat. SSION and Paul)
Macy got a targeted instagram ad for a specialized tucking tape called "Unclockable you" and so the girls decided they should try it out. Joining them are Cody Critcheloe (aka SSION) and Paul, who have never tucked before. Join the four of them as they quite literally put it on, walk around, and take it off. Only on Nymphowars.
Jul 31, 2019•49 min•Season 2Ep. 15
Sucking Dick and Cock with Jacqueline Novak (and John Early)
Jacqueline Novak's off broadway stand up show "Get On Your Knees" is the best shit we ever did see and we were lucky enough to chat with her, her director John Early, and her boyfriend, comedian Chris Laker after a Saturday matinee. Much like Jacqueline's show, this episode includes many topics in addition to oral sex, including Tom Cruise and the Ravioli Store, celebrity child names, and what it means to be a "Comic's Comic." This show is Nymphowars approved. And would be Jeffree Star approved,...
Jul 24, 2019•1 hr 5 min•Season 2Ep. 14
Murder On The Stupid Bitch Express: Conclusion
With a dead body on board, and no authorities for miles around, podcaster Th3da H8mmel has no choice but to take the investigation into her own hands. After what surely is one of the most thorough and clinical group interrogations the world has ever known, she shares her theories with those on board. Who killed Jeffree Star, and does anyone care? Find out on this special 70 minute episode of Nymphowars.
Jul 19, 2019•1 hr 10 min•Season 2Ep. 13
Murder On The Stupid Bitch Express
Everything was set for Theda to have a pleasant train ride up the coast. She had a book, a bed, and her BEST friend Cait in charge...but something's amiss on the Coastal Starlight Express. For starters, it's crawling with D list celebrities. Chief among them? The notorious Jeffree Star, who's received a menacing threat scrawled in his own lipstick and demands Theda's help tracking down the perpetrator. Can she help him, or is it already TOO LATE? Find out on part 1 of this Nymphowars Mystery Exc...
Jul 10, 2019•45 min•Season 2Ep. 12
Writer's Room
After a season and a half of programming, the gals run out of ideas and need to outsource. With Macy out of the office, Theda holds an open call for writers and gets a mixed bag to say the least!
Jul 03, 2019•57 min•Season 2Ep. 11
The Interview Pt 2: Macy on Theda
Much like the 1998 Craig Monahan Australian film of the same name, this episode was recorded with the eternal search for knowledge at its core! Macy asks Theda questions about life, art, and Geotran, and Theda answers those questions...sometimes with honesty and sometimes with diarrhea. Everything you could ever want to know, and much much more.
Jun 19, 2019•1 hr•Season 2Ep. 10
The Interview Pt 1: Theda on Macy
Much like the Seth Rogen/James Franco Vehicle of the same name, this episode was recorded with the eternal search for knowledge at its core! Theda asks Macy questions about life, art, and mysterious circumstances, and Macy answers those questions...sometimes with honesty and sometimes with riddles.
Jun 12, 2019•51 min•Season 2Ep. 9
...RECONCILIATION!
The feud that rocked the podcasting world finally reaches it's sexy conclusion with the help of Hal Sparks and professional mediator Lorelei Ramirez. That's all folks!
Jun 05, 2019•56 min•Season 2Ep. 8
...FEUD!
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May 29, 2019•59 min•Season 2Ep. 7
The US Army Presents The USO Aircraft Carrier Concert Series Presents VH1 Storytellers: Nymphowars
You spoke? We listened, and are proud to announce a full revival of Vh1's lapsed property "Storytellers" in coordination with the U.S. Army and the United Service Organizations. Over 20,000 navy troops requested the first booking be of Johnny "Cougar" Mellencamp, and, well? We couldn't say no. But in fact we did not book Mellencamp and went with the ladies of Nymphowars instead who regaled a small but happy crowd with stories of more famous artists, and the hits that inspired the hits. Happy fle...
May 22, 2019•49 min•Season 2Ep. 6
Cracking Tatigate: A Nymphowars Investigative Report
The ladies of Nymphowars apply their razor sharp true crime podcasting skills to the scandal of the century: Tati Westbrook's furious takedown of James Charles and its ensuing uproar. To aid them in their explanation, the girls have called upon the sage counsel of their wisest friends to answer such pressing questions as: who or what is a "Tati"? Is "Halo Beauty" a nutriceutical? It is chill to accuse your gay teen friend of sucking too much dick and cock when you are an old woman? And many many...
May 15, 2019•55 min•Season 2Ep. 5
Tracy
Two transsexual podcasters must forge a path through treacherous obstacles to make their way to paradise in an epic journey of gargantuan proportions. Theda and Macy must use every tool at their disposal to survive the unyielding battle that is laser hair removal. Tracy, their longtime friend and laser technician at the Berkowits School (not sponsored), might just be their only hope. Let's join them on their journey...
May 08, 2019•53 min•Season 2Ep. 4
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