Did you ever want a creepy uncle to read you a bed time story? Now you can have it. In this story we learn that you should always invite ALL the fairies. And if you see a sleeping woman- kiss her. She's just asking for it. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support...
Aug 16, 2019•10 min•Ep. 44
Still trying to win over Dorian, Lord Henry invites him to his aunt's house to let him watch as he wow's everyone with stories of hedonism. And it works like a charm. We also learn that marrying American women is something the creepy English guys are really into lately. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support...
Aug 15, 2019•38 min•Ep. 43
Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read chapters 11 - 15 of 'The Subtle Knife' by Philip Pullman. In this episode we Learn: * Ben has a new job! * Will's cut won't heal * Glen has invented the concept of the 'house shirt' This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support...
Aug 14, 2019•58 min•Ep. 42
Did you ever want a creepy uncle to read you a bed time story? Now you can have it. In this episode we learn the story of Baba Yaga- an evil witch that lives in a house with a chicken leg. We also learn about Vasilisa, a girl with a living doll that she actually has to feed. Which means the doll has internal organs. Ugh. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podca...
Aug 13, 2019•23 min•Ep. 41
Like any sociopath, Lord Harry tells Dorian he's only good for his looks, which won't last, as a way of getting him to have sex under the guise of embracing a 'hedonistic lifestyle'. Ugh. This Dorian into an existential crisis where he says he would sell his soul to have the painting get old while he stays young forever. Then, he takes off with Harry to go see a movie. Leaving Basil alone to cry. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send...
Aug 12, 2019•42 min•Ep. 40
Thanks to the artist, Bazil, talking up Dorian so much- Lord Harry Wotton is obsessed with meeting him. Basil won't share and the two bicker about it until Lord Harry remembers his aunt knows the guy. The awkward butler shows up and ruins everything. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support...
Aug 09, 2019•39 min•Ep. 39
Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read chapters 6 - 10 of 'The Subtle Knife' by Philip Pullman. We learn that: * Ben didn't like going to Target with me * If you're not the guy with the 'subtle knife' you might as well kill yourself * Ben's mom likes my other podcast better than this one. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app S...
Aug 08, 2019•44 min•Ep. 38
There were flies in my basement, which is gross and I didn't want to record anything. So I've included two short stories that I had pre-recorded for the 'Cultured Bumpkin' podcast: 'The Quarrel Between the Dogs and the Cats and Between the Cats and the Mice' by Jean de La Fontaine And 'My Financial Career' by Stephen Leacock --- Be sure to listen to the 'Cultured Bumpkin' on iTunes or wherever you get your podcasts: iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-cultured-bumpkin/id1441593958 ...
Aug 06, 2019•16 min•Ep. 37
I read one story about a boy with a deadly imaginary friend- and another about a tiny, vengeful God. Enjoy This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support...
Aug 02, 2019•30 min•Ep. 36
Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read chapters 1 - 5 of 'The Subtle Knife' by Philip Pullman. We learn that: * Ben had a nice weekend he didn't think to tell us about until halfway through the episode * Phillip Pullman decided to tie up the loose ends that we talked about in the last book * Ben doesn't think there's enough bears so far * Both our dads were Pabst-men This episode is s...
Jul 31, 2019•52 min•Ep. 35
Just as poor Gregor begins feeling human feelings toward his sister- he gets snubbed by three hipsters. After his family says they'd be happier if he were dead- he does just that. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support...
Jul 31, 2019•57 min•Ep. 34
Gregor is getting the hang of being a bug- but things go south when his sister tries to take down his Farrah Fawcett picture. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support...
Jul 28, 2019•55 min•Ep. 33
We decided to torture ourselves by reading Sean Penn's book because we thought it would be 'fun'. And it wasn't. At all. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support...
Jul 25, 2019•45 min•Ep. 32
You know what's weird? Waking up as a giant beetle, and not being so grossed out that you don't stop worrying about getting to work. You know what's weirder? Your boss showing up at your house to see if you're faking sick. Enjoy. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support...
Jul 22, 2019•57 min•Ep. 31
The chapter is only 3 pages, and serves to let you know how badly their revolution failed - and hints that poor Avis is captured as she stops mid-sentence. Finally DONE! This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support...
Jul 18, 2019•21 min•Ep. 30
Ernest is BACK! And creepier than ever as he takes Avis's unconscious body up to the roof of the hospital to romantically watch an air balloon battle. We're almost done people. We're almost done... This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support...
Jul 13, 2019•23 min•Ep. 29
Lots of killing- thank god for Garthwaite or else Avis might have been one of the mass of people who were swept into Lake Michigan. Enjoy. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support...
Jul 05, 2019•46 min•Ep. 28
Avis is a mole now- and instead of worrying about her own self, she spends all her time wondering what Ernest is up to. The battle in Chicago has been found out- so Avis and some guy named "Hartman" head there to try to help. There's a lot of racist name-calling of the train's staff. Oh, the classics... And street urchins seem to have psychic knowledge of when battles are about to happen. Enjoy. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send ...
Jul 02, 2019•39 min•Ep. 27
Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read chapters 18 - 23 of 'The Golden Compass' by Philip Pullman. In this episode we find out that bear-fights are way cooler than wizard fights. Ben's coworkers read 'picture books' Daemon sex, is the hottest kind of sex Ben wants to see how Glen's dating 'plays out' And that half of the characters problems wouldn't be problems if they'd just use the ...
Jul 01, 2019•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 26
Ugh- Ernest makes Avis pretend to be his sister when they travel… He’s going too far with his kink. We also learn that basically nothing has changed with society since chapter 1. Great. Nice “revolution” guys. Enjoy. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support...
Jun 29, 2019•26 min•Ep. 25
Avis does such a good job playing into her husbands fetish that he doesn't even recognize her. They capture a rich man's son and brainwash him only to have him die of Pneumonia when they release him. Enjoy. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support...
Jun 28, 2019•30 min•Ep. 24
Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read chapters 14 - 17 of 'The Golden Compass' by Philip Pullman. In this episode we learn: Ben won't tell us about his week Turks are jerks Ben would rather order something from Target online, than walk 6 blocks Lyra could have avoided being abducted if she just used her awesome compass Enjoy. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to ...
Jun 26, 2019•37 min•Ep. 23
We find out that Avis has to dress up and act like another woman because Ernest has a fetish. ’Frisco Reds isn’t a baseball team- they’re murderous anarchists. And Jacksons whiny lawyer is a coward to the very end. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support...
Jun 20, 2019•31 min•Ep. 22
Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read chapters 10 - 13 of 'The Golden Compass' by Philip Pullman. In this episode we learn about: Glen's failed date How a car crash can emasculate you That Ben isn't respected at work That Lyra doesn't use her awesome compass very much Enjoy. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voic...
Jun 20, 2019•44 min•Ep. 21
Avis and Ernest are in prison- but that doesn't stop all the texting. There is page, after page of description of the mountain. And we end with Avis sleeping in a hole. Genius. Oh, and terrorists are 'ol softies. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support...
Jun 19, 2019•34 min•Ep. 20
Ernest tries to do a 'magicians exit' and it doesn't go well. And that's pretty much it. That's what Jack London considers a chapter. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support...
Jun 18, 2019•33 min•Ep. 19
Well, everything falls apart. I don't think even Ernest would cluck his tongue that this mess. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support...
Jun 17, 2019•39 min•Ep. 18
Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read chapters 6 - 9 of 'The Golden Compass' by Philip Pullman. Enjoy. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support...
Jun 16, 2019•39 min•Ep. 17
Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read the first 5 chapters of 'The Golden Compass' by Philip Pullman. Enjoy. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support...
Jun 10, 2019•43 min•Ep. 16
Labor unions have nice homes, good schools, wide lawns... and guns. Also, Jack London gets a little racist on asians and Florida is called a 'waste-place' where Native Americans pray to their gods. Ugh. Enjoy. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support...
Jun 04, 2019•35 min•Ep. 15
