A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Marcus Aurelius vs. 2001: A Space Odyssey We learn: Elton is hesitant to get into swinging Gertie is a horrible host Gretchen is a new addition to the cup Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/e33f532b-a9a7-44fe-b46a-117bc4f263f6...
Jun 28, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 464
We learn: I made a long episode to try to get through he boring parts I really liked this book, but I forgot, somehow, how they sexualize 15yr olds I promise this is a good book! Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online:...
Jun 20, 2025•1 hr 43 min•Ep. 463
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Taylor Ham vs. Smorgasbord We learn: Hans Christian Anderson was a creep We learn all the parts of a pig and what they’re named Great arguments were made by Elton and Gertie, but Glen won Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/9dc5449b-63a4-4202-8809-7cf8fb07285c...
Jun 14, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 462
We think up a story about a child raised in a brothel, and the woman made of cocaine that lives in his kitchen. . Listen Anywhere: https://gestating-the-curious-mind.pinecast.co Paranormal smut novels for the discerning reader. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/bd8034ef-105c-4ac2-86d6-f3298d4a77a5...
Jun 08, 2025•1 hr•Ep. 461
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Route 80 vs. the Dictionary We learn: Both highways and dictionaries can be sentient Elton coughs a lot before the act of physical love Glen should have won Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/6ee50778-c487-4710-b289-9e4b0f123aec...
May 31, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 460
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Celery vs. English People We learn: Elton made this episode with AI while Gertie and Glen were out of the country We get a glimpse into how Elton wished our show worked There are celery cults Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/88025477-3f96-44c3-9279-d4945e08e4f3...
May 11, 2025•21 min•Ep. 459
Where we read the finest literature this modern world has to offer and discuss its impact on today’s society We learn: Evil can come from hubris Gertie’s dad has a boat Vampire/Frankenstein’s explode sometimes Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/31-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead-drac-von-stoller/12558849?ean=9781540800541&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Or gimme some money: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Support Nuzzle House by contributing to th...
May 03, 2025•43 min•Ep. 458
We learn: I’ve fixed my own knees This story was dumb I didn’t fart once this episode Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/scientific-and-horrific-stories-h-g-wells/18338137?ean=9781513201290&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/a7a37f94-eb8b-493b-8cb0...
Apr 26, 2025•22 min•Ep. 457
A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Guinness World Records vs. Kids Smoking Cigarettes We learn: Everyone on the episode LOVES smoking You can keep Big Mac’s in a car for days and they’re still good Elton won only because of a technicality Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/88cab3d6-a9d1-43e1-866c-9b525d7ed410...
Apr 20, 2025•57 min•Ep. 456
We learn: People used to get into wet slap-fights We’re going to trademark a prolapsed anus on a shirt You CAN make fun of mimes Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/7ffda8a1-6a2d-4345-92cf-c07f03e65971...
Apr 12, 2025•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 455
We learn: We see the result of room temperature chili dogs Small-men are natural leaders Thank you for letting me finish in the bathroom Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-complete-short-stories-of-stephen-crane-100-tales-novellas-maggie-the-open-boat-blue-hotel-the-monster-the-little-regiment-stephen-crane/17142459?ean=9788027341771&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to thei...
Apr 06, 2025•23 min•Ep. 454
We learn: This man LOVED farts I had to filter out the really bad ones His girlfriend was wild Go on, read it for yourself: https://youtu.be/4BdV07aPE_8?si=4Wra-LIdX3IL5Mkm Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/3367d3a2-b9e4-40ba-ae80-d0d0eac5c945...
Mar 29, 2025•33 min•Ep. 453
We learn: A.I. Does better than you’d think. But it’s still lame The only last name I could think of was ‘Breast’ Maybe A.I. is good, because it threw in ‘piss colored hair’ for some reason. Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/551d8c9b-a930-4893-bb69-9234cb33c5e2...
Mar 22, 2025•17 min•Ep. 452
We learn: I guess barbers are annoying? Greatest American author I went to an old fashioned barber once. It wasn’t good. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-complete-short-stories-of-mark-twain-mark-twain/192380?ean=9780553211955&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/fe...
Mar 15, 2025•23 min•Ep. 451
We learn: This author doesn’t like animals having ‘agency’ I have nothing to talk about This author isn’t as horrible as most I learn about Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/7-best-short-stories-cats-saki/20248817?ean=9786589575108&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/fe...
Mar 08, 2025•22 min•Ep. 450
We learn: That the ‘shifting bear’ analogy can be used to represent a lack of a religious compass This work is laden with the powerful symbol of ‘the mother’ Every sexual encounter involves confronting the ghosts of your partner’s previous sexual conquests. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/shifter-daddies-a-paranormal-romance-collection-meg-ripley/13234235?ean=9781697194913&next=t&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Where we read the finest literature...
Mar 01, 2025•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 449
We learn: My God, did I just find an author that isn’t human garbage? AGAIN with the sci-fi names! I wanted to keep this gentle author separate from all the others by reading in a closet. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-empire-of-the-necromancers-and-three-others-clark-ashton-smith/11154862?ean=9781434458612&next=t&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip ja...
Feb 22, 2025•41 min•Ep. 448
We learn: Another author who is a horrible person This story is clearly his attempt to impress Lovecraft Rubber gloves are ALWAYS wet Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-fearsome-touch-of-death-robert-e-howard/11655811?ean=9781304999160&next=t&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: h...
Feb 16, 2025•27 min•Ep. 447
We learn: I don’t know what a ‘farce’ is Ambrose Bierce can get weird I only drank 3 White Claws- I’m FINE Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-bottomless-grave-and-other-victorian-tales-of-terror-hugh-lamb/BbM2gCVQzFHUatzQ?ean=9780486114378&next=t&digital=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback onli...
Feb 08, 2025•37 min•Ep. 446
We learn: When I think of how to re-vamp my show, it just becomes a seperate show The first story was weird I should get my bladder checked Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/beyond-lies-the-wub-philip-k-dick/U8HTQuQ7ScztMpus?ean=9781974998517&next=t&digital=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback on...
Feb 01, 2025•43 min•Ep. 445
We learn: America is FINE. NOTHING horrible is happening and I’m NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT I just skipped a whole chapter because I’m sick of this book In the end, the book basically had no point. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send ...
Jan 25, 2025•16 min•Ep. 444
We learn: The Cadillac Ranch restaurant doesn’t make any sense I seriously don’t know how this story can end Elon Musk never stops being an idiot Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/...
Jan 12, 2025•55 min•Ep. 443
We learn: A chapter can still be really boring My leg is FINE Another near-sexual-assult but not enough for me to officially stop reading this Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/fee...
Jan 04, 2025•54 min•Ep. 442
We learn: A.I. can actually make a funny story My boss’s boss’s boss love shit like this The story of uprising was inspiring Go on, read it for yourself: chatGPT.com (With my prompts) Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/76a4c10c-6622-406a-9bcc-1dff02bd8473...
Dec 21, 2024•32 min•Ep. 441
We learn: Both chapters were completely useless My beautiful dancers knees have made me get a fat leg I’ve become a huge fan of heating pads lately Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.co...
Dec 15, 2024•50 min•Ep. 440
We learn: People who are into board games are really aggressive I WANT to like this author, but he keeps finding ways to prevent that My wife can’t understand why I keep reading this book Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us y...
Dec 08, 2024•57 min•Ep. 439
We learn: My dad suffers from Chicken Leg I nearly was able to drop this story- but nope. He’s just playing with us I’m trying to reimagine my basement Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecas...
Dec 01, 2024•34 min•Ep. 438
We learn: I’ve been told to stop caring and let the world see the real Glen I still hate reading this book I never knew a fight scene could be so boring. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinec...
Nov 24, 2024•52 min•Ep. 437
We learn: FUUUUUCK Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/dd04f726-3187-488b-b8b4-b54449d07e45...
Nov 10, 2024•39 min•Ep. 436
We learn: I guess a woman’s worth is based on if they look classy or not I’m just waiting for this book to go south so I can drop it and move on Apparently the height of a women matters- unless she’s hot. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzl...
Nov 03, 2024•43 min•Ep. 435
