Twenty years ago, the world was hit with an outbreak of unprecedented proportions. The hapless population of the planet was forced to reduce, reuse and recycle like their very lives depended on it. Now, on the eve of the anniversary of that terrible time, a new threat emerges. One that will determine once and for all the fate of mid-Spring pseudo holidays. Just when you thought it was safe to throw out that tetra-pack it's... EARTH DAY II: THE RE-EARTHENING Rated PG-13 for strong language and gr...
Sep 18, 2014•1 hr 6 min
Michael Caine. Michael Caine. Cain, Michael Caine. Michael Michael! Michael Caine! *Michael Caine used Thundershock. It was super effective.* COURSE MATERIALS: 1. Old Mitt 2. Coke Nail 3. A-Koo-Pew-Koo 4. Worst Giraffe Ever 5. Only the Good Die Hard 6. Rusha Housh
Jul 23, 2014•50 min
Taylor and Neil were going to include a fun description that elaborated on the amusing joke comprising this episode's title but have been advised by their lawyer that they probably shouldn't. Just, no. Stop. Quit while you're ahead boys. You don't know what you're talking about. Stop digging that hole. Seriously just stop. COURSE MATERIALS: 1. Black Bread 2. Milwaukee 3. Weekend at Gorbies 4. Catchers & Hitters 5. Pottering 6. Aquamarine
Jun 25, 2014•52 min
Mild-mannered, law-abiding Mark Kaminsky is your run-of-the-mill small town sheriff who is also an ex-detective. One day, he's called back into action where he is shot a bunch by the Dad from That '70s Show. He has survived and been rebuilt as the smoothest, coolest and rawest robot cop you'll ever meet. Now he's on a one bot mission to clean up the streets from the filth he swore on his dead family or something to avenge. Arnold Schwarzenegger stars or whatever. Explosions! COURSE MATERIALS: 1....
Jun 12, 2014•52 min
In which Taylor and Neil realize there is a large gulf between their definition and pronunciations of the word gulf. COURSE MATERIALS: 1. Dre M.D 2. Pop Artist 3. Santa Maria 4. Blue Whales 5. Mr. Nastic 6. WAR
May 28, 2014•1 hr 6 min
Oh noe! Hoosawiddlepuppy? Yooaliddlepuppy! Yes yoo are! Yes yoo are! Hoosabooboo! Hoosabooboo numnum?! Hoochaboochoohrrggllleeee! COURSE MATERIALS 1. Yukon Devil Farmer 2. Daddy Fine Things 3. Antonio 4. Topsy 5. Kentucky Drift 6. 'Sappnin'
May 21, 2014•58 min
What? We enjoy the breeze... COURSE MATERIALS: 1. Old Man Kid 2. Hey Bro 3. Fashion Mastermind 4. Craft Time 5. McShut Up 6. Vinajer
May 08, 2014•1 hr 10 min
I've been ridin' these plains so longSingin' the same old songI know every town on the dirty side of Mississippi Where hustle's the name of the gameAnd nice guys get washed away like the snow and the rainThere's been a load of compromisin'On the road to my horizonBut I'm gonna be where the gold is shinin' on meLike a Fool's Gold CowboyRiding away on a horse from a botched bank jobLike a Fool's Gold CowboyGetting writs and letters from people I don't even knowAnd offers comin' over the wind COURS...
Apr 23, 2014•1 hr 3 min
We here at Nugatory Quest would like to apologize for totally bumming you out with this episode. It doesn't seem like something we should be capable of doing but, well, sometimes things happen. What looks to be a wacky trivia question might just turn out to be the most depressing thing you've read in a while. That said, we've kept the conversation largely unedited because it actually contains a few facts that, while rough, are pretty important. So again, sorry about this and please know that any...
Apr 11, 2014•59 min
Tonight on an ALL NEW Composin' with the Zart! Zart takes to the streets with his talking wig and asks pedestrians what they think of Obama! The latest viral videos get smashed by Zart in our new segment, "Viral Videos?! Viral Videos Are Usually A Waste of Time Featuring Zart!" Guest Patrick Duffy is in the studio to discuss his dormant career and tell a funny story about ferrets! Musical guest Savage Garden appear, as if from nowhere! Plus An ALL NEW Top 10 List, featuring special guest star Ja...
Apr 02, 2014•59 min
"Nugatory Quest is, and always will be, my favorite internet-based radio program." -Albert Einstein COURSE MATERIALS: 1. Big Guy2. Torrent of Flesh3. Funny4. Pending Death5. Straight Garb6. Schlagen Lager
Mar 21, 2014•1 hr 14 min
I reckon by now all y'all will have heard the news: Ol' Pert is pickin' up sticks and taking his skills to the Old World. I'll miss y'all somethin' fierce but them sweet jezebels over there need my particular skills. Naw don't you go blubbering all over these here parts; I'll still live on in yer hearts and on yer heads. My time spent these last fifty summers with y'all have been a blessing and I'm lookin' to bestow that blessing on each and every one of you souls I've had the pleasure of meetin...
Mar 14, 2014•56 min
It's totally a thing.COURSE MATERIALS: 1. Torch Run 2. The Worst Thing We've Ever Done 3. Baseball Owners 4. Stinking Spotted Weasel 5. Overtime6. Haggard the Horrible
Mar 07, 2014•59 min
In the year of our Lord, Two Thousand and Four, two great minds shall meet in the realm of snowy desperation. The fires of one will ignite the ire of the other and a great battle will be fought over the correct method of topping circular dough with protein. The hostility will cease for a time, before it is renewed with vigor over where such sundries shall be consumed by man. Those caught in this wake shall dissolve in the horror and zestiness, as rivers of red drown all sense. The aftermath shal...
Feb 07, 2014•1 hr 11 min
Hey! Do you like to hear two people talk about all formative experiences they had in Junior High gym class? I hope you do because Taylor and Neil are doing that. Again. Yay. COURSE MATERIALS 1. Shoulder Rolls 2. Strudel 3. Queen Slam '14 4. FitBitBit 5. Dunka-Dunk-Dunk 6. Arriba!
Jan 30, 2014•59 min
What happens when young, fresh piglets go hog-wild on Hawaiian spring break? Only the craziest, wettest and tastiest party on the planet! Watch this sweet meat let loose and expose their chops for the promise of fame, fortune and not being used as a pizza topping! Our cameras were there to capture it all - the parties - the drinks - the spits! See pork like you've never seen it before, in crispy HD and surround squeals! It's Boars Gone Wild! Over twenty minutes of the most juicy, tender cuts of ...
Jan 24, 2014•1 hr 3 min
Scut. COURSE MATERIALS: 1. Pineapple Mistakes 2. Titan 360 3. Rose-Velt 4. Jacked Rabbits 5. Absoslutely 6. Bowlingual
Jan 16, 2014•59 min
Meet Mikey! He's the new kid in class and just doesn't fit in. The boys think he's weird! The girls think he's gross! The conservative politburo thinks he's radical! But little do they know that he's got a plan to become the most popular kid in school. With the help of his secret best friend Ronny, Mikey is taking the schoolyard by storm - from the school newspaper to getting rid of those ugly bike racks dividing the playground in half. But what Mikey doesn't realize is that all the fun antics a...
Jan 10, 2014•1 hr 3 min
Forward thinking. E. coliPhone is purposefully imagined. Meticulously considered. Precision infected. It's not just a product of what's biologically possible. But what's biologically devastating. It's not just what's next. But what should be next. Disease. COURSE MATERIALS: 1. Desolation of Smog2. Ton Ton3. Frosted Tips4. Nade-Rage5. Earthquake6. #selfieYOLO
Dec 11, 2013•1 hr 1 min
Alright, Danny we have to talk about what you did to my gorgeous, gold-encrusted French imported bidet. This is the best bidet in New York City. Danny, I know you can't appreciate how great this bidet is. This is the best bidet I've ever owned and the best bidet you'll ever see with your small, non-tan-lined eyes. Last year, the makers of this bidet did a quarter million dollars in sales and this year, they'll almost do the same. It's a great business and great bidet. I think you're really going...
Dec 04, 20130
`Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -`Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'Twerked the robin, `Nevermore.' COURSE MATERIALS 1. First Ears 2. Dr. Goldfoot & The Bikini Machine 3. Destalinization 4. Betamax One 5. Superbowlliiix 6. Sub-Marin...
Nov 29, 2013•57 min
Last week's tear-jerking cliffhanger is resolved as fifteen puppies trapped in a teaching hospital are rescued by a team of sexy rookie cops and hunky junior firefighters. Trouble brews at home, as sexy surgery student Chase and Detective Inspector-In-Training Laurel argue about adopting a child orphaned by the raging drug war. And then make out. Tom Selleck guest stars because screw you, that's why. Television. Tuesdays at 8 on NBC Course Materials: 1. Rapper/Model2. Merdre3. Butt Stuff4. Bimen...
Nov 20, 2013•1 hr 3 min
Pack your bags because we're taking this show on the road! We're leaving this life behind for one on the open highway! Come along for the ride and enjoy the sites, sounds and smells of the interstate highway system! We'll admire the pavement, curvature and many interesting features of the roads, all while drinking in the ambiance of our 1973 station wagon! It's gonna be super the best! And if you're interested, stick around for more talk on wine, flowers, bees and butt stuff. Because we're defin...
Oct 31, 2013•57 min
In most honored traditions of excellent awards, the Ministry for Foreign Goofs, Yucks and All Other Audio Tomfoolery has bestowed the great and noble title of First & Most Popular International Podcast of All Time in China upon glorious co-hosts Taylord Smiths and Neils Bohr for their show, Nougat Quest. This distinguished reverence is reserved not only for the internet-based radio program that is the People's Most Favourite, but also recognizes the relative chronological superiority of thei...
Oct 23, 2013•59 min
Our little guy is all grown up! We've been doing Nugatory Quest for an entire YEAR now and we still manage to screw it up. Listen to see how far we haven't come!
Oct 17, 2013•1 hr 2 min
The secret of Des Moines Ancient mystery Somewhere deep in Iowa I know you're hiding What is your name? Will we ever know? Will always be a mystery What are people from you called? Course Materials: 1. Cote de Quaqua 2. Boob Tube Bomb 3. The Acting President 4. Dezzies 5. EBOLA! 6. RelaxoBak
Oct 11, 2013•1 hr 6 min
Do you like CANDY? Want to hear two grown talk about CANDY for an hour? Huh? DO YOU? Don't worry, we also talk about tennis-based Japanese anime. YOU DEMANDED IT, WE DELIVER. Course Materials: 1. Little Turk2. Di-ASS3. The King's Sister4. Andor5. Climbomaniac6. The Prince of Tennis
Sep 25, 2013•1 hr 2 min
Remember boys and girls: always keep your Time Hole nice and clean. And never stick anything in there that you're not okay losing for extended periods of time. Course Materials: 1. Pole Land 2. Future Boat 3. Instrument Implement 4. MOO- 5. Australia 6. Granberry
Sep 19, 2013•53 min
Ah, a good morn to you Michael! Good mornin' cap'n! Wos the weather be lookin' like today? Fresh and prosperous, my dear chap! Are you ready to let loose the sails and explore this vast new land before us? Cor blimey I am, sir! Yeh want I should get yer maps out for yeh? Yes, yes, my dear friend but wait one moment. I could use your help in deciding what to call this peculiar spot we happened upon yesterday. Wha, this one 'ere? Yes, indeed. What does that pond look like to you? Well, uh, cap'n, ...
Sep 11, 2013•55 min
Well, howdy there, folks! Welcome aboard the most spectacular engineering feat ever engineered by man: the grand railroad! Yes, indeed, this here is a genuine steam powered iron horse, designed to take you and your loved ones clear across the country. But what you don't know is that this train is no ordinary train. No! This here is a special train - a train that will fling you far into the future of our world! What awaits you on the other side of this vast expanse? Is it knowledge of a country d...
Sep 04, 2013•54 min
