What the hell is a Gugudan?

On this, our 12764..8th show of Not Your Average Netizens, we are slayed by our girl group faves! Sistar gives us the summer anthem we all deserve, and Wonder Girls are down with the Rastafari. why? Now that Taeyeon is a Superstar Solo Artist, "Why" is she still in SNSD, and how long before she dips out? Seriously what the hell is a Gugudan and how do we get/become one? Apparently involves shiny tacky barbie dresses Fresh is the new cute is the new girly. Is there really a 7 year curse? Wasn't it 5? BLACKPINK VS. TWICE WARS YES GIVE THEM TO ME Hey, it's 2016 and K-pop will be OK guys. We promise.