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Not Well | A Comedy Podcast

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Join Bobby and Jim on 'Not Well', where fearless conversations meet humor and wisdom in an explosion of topics ranging from the latest celebrity gossip to the intricacies of gay issues and politics. With Bobby's unconventional wisdom, often fueled by his adventures with edibles, leading us into the most random and taboo subjects you'd never dare to bring up, and Jim's sharp intellect providing insightful commentary, there's never a dull moment.

Our podcast is a bold, inclusive space that welcomes gay men, straight women, and straight men alike, especially those who are curious about a wide array of discussions—including the candid exploration of sex and men's bodies. Bobby and Jim create a safe haven for laughter, connection, and sometimes the outright bizarre, ensuring our listeners feel happy, engaged, and part of a larger community.

Every Thursday we dive deep into everything under the sun, from the most controversial topics to the day-to-day quirks of life. Our unique content mix, featuring listener voicemails and the funniest Tik Toks, complements our discussions, making 'Not Well' more than just a podcast—it's a movement towards embracing our not-so-perfect selves.

Subscribe now and join our community where being 'not well' is celebrated, and discovering the joy in life's randomness is a weekly adventure. Experience the dynamic duo of Bobby's wild tangents and Jim's smart insights, and see why our listeners can't get enough of our unapologetic take on the world.

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Episodes

If The Last Supper Had An Open Bar, There Would've Been Less Holy Communion And More Divine Hookups

Send us a text In this lively and irreverent episode of the "Not Well" podcast, hosts Bobby and Jim tackle a range of topics with their signature blend of humor and biting commentary. The episode opens with Bobby humorously expressing exasperation, setting the tone for a conversation filled with snark and wit. As they delve into the subject of Christianity, the hosts express their frustration with what they perceive as a common persecution complex among some Christians. They humorously critique ...

Aug 01, 202455 minEp. 255

Brat Pack Life: Fluff That Little Hog, Strut Your Stuff, and Make No Apologies

Send us a text In this episode of "Not Well," Bobby and Jim dive into the unexpected announcement of President Biden stepping down, sparking a chaotic and humorous discussion about the political landscape. They express shock at the news, joke about Kamala Harris possibly becoming the next president, and comment on the absurdities of the political world, including Biden's physical struggles and Kamala's public persona. The hosts speculate on the implications of Harris's potential presidency, high...

Jul 25, 202459 minEp. 254

Drunk national anthems, devilish speeches, and gapped-tooth gays—just another day in America's circus

Send us a text We kick things off with laughs and excitement, diving into a hilarious Ashley Tisdale video sighting. The conversation spirals into unexpected territory with mentions of bacterial vaginosis, stolen voices, and some notable cuts that keep everyone in stitches. Bobby then takes the stage to critique the Grammys, throwing shade at a four-time nominee and questioning the validity of music awards. The tea spills over Billie Eilish vs. Charlie XCX, societal biases, and some juicy person...

Jul 18, 20241 hr 7 minEp. 253

Living In A Neon Pink Speedo World Where Cups Have Names And Dogs Twerk On Counters

Send us a text In this episode of 'Not Well,' hosts Bobby and Jim return from a pool session donning pink Speedos and dive into their usual humorous banter. They discuss everything from their forced poolside attire to the influence of their drunk sunglass escapades. Bobby identifies strongly with Hannah from the TV show 'Girls,' comparing himself to her while poking fun at the show's dramatic elements. They also touch upon various humorous topics such as gym etiquette, the peculiarities of cats,...

Jul 11, 202438 minEp. 252

Something's Poking Them in Between Their Shoulder Blades....It's Your Dick

Send us a text In this hilariously chaotic episode of Not Well, Bobby and Jim kick things off with a nostalgic trip down memory lane, reminiscing about their childhood memories with Muzzy, the language bear. They humorously recount the bizarre yet endearing commercials that convinced American children they could effortlessly learn French. This blast from the past sets the stage for the duo's trademark blend of humor and irreverence as they segue into their recent adventure-filled trip to New Yor...

Jul 04, 20241 hr 20 minEp. 251

The Case of the Escaping Thong and Wandering Balls

Send us a text ***Warning*** Bobby is hammered Hello, darlings! Buckle up for another electrifying episode of "Not Well" with your favorite disaster duo, Bobby and Jim! Tonight's show is serving up a cocktail of chaos, comedy, and maybe a touch of public indecency. As you hear this, we’re probably knee-deep in Pride festivities, or as we like to call it, "Jock Night," where our busses and dicks are out in full celebratory swing. 🌈 Happy Pride, everyone! While you might be waving your rainbow fl...

Jun 26, 202445 minEp. 250

Who Needs Deodorant at a Musk Party When You Have Sulfuric Burps and Dry Mouth Nightmares?

Send us a text In this outrageous episode of "Not Well," Bobby and Jim dive into a whirlwind of unfiltered hilarity and unexpected revelations. They start with Bobby's new venture, Sugar Daddy's Creamery, which prompts a bizarre yet amusing discussion on homemade ice cream flavors. The conversation spirals into chaotic territory, touching on everything from embarrassing nudist magazine photoshoots to their struggles with addiction, where Bobby hilariously admits to his gambling problem and past ...

Jun 13, 202446 minEp. 249

Watching Your Kid's Half Ass Achievements Isn't as Fun as My Night in the Dark Room at the Eagle

Send us a text In this episode of Not Well, hosts Bobby and Jim celebrate Pride Month with a humorous and cringeworthy intro, discussing LGBTQ+ identity and a quirky butter shop deal. They share their reactions to a listener's voicemail, sparking a deep discourse on public harassment, emergency responses, and Pride Month's diverse reactions. The conversation also covers corporate pride fatigue, activism, and the impact of religious and community cults. This episode critiques societal values, fre...

Jun 06, 20241 hr 8 minEp. 248

Seduction Games, Wiener Hunting, and Alleyway Secrets

Send us a text In this lively and unfiltered episode of "Not Well," hosts Bobby and Jim dive into a myriad of topics, blending humor, personal anecdotes, and candid discussions on controversial issues. The episode kicks off with the hosts bantering about their recent experiences, including unexpected and awkward encounters with strangers. They recount a night out where Bobby found himself in an alley with a surprise penis in front of him, leading to a hilarious recounting of their adventures. Th...

May 30, 202453 minEp. 247

She went from cute little pop star to Bleach-Blonde, Bad-Built, Butch Body Lowe's lesbian

Send us a text Hosts: Bobby and Jim Opening Remarks: Bobby and Jim open the episode with casual banter, Bobby imitating Paris Hilton's voice. They express excitement for the episode, mentioning it's a bonus episode. Brief discussion about Paris Hilton's real voice and Bobby’s past obsession with her. Main Segments: Reacting to Political Drama: Bobby and Jim react to a political video featuring Marjorie Taylor Greene (MTG). They humorously critique MTG’s behavior and the chaos in Congress. Discus...

May 23, 20241 hr 15 minEp. 246

My Parrot Bit Me While I Stuffed a Ziploc Bag Filled With Vaseline in the Mattress

Send us a text The latest episode of "Not Well" features a lively and diverse array of topics including biting parrots, unconventional mattress activities, the phenomenon of whiskey dick, and humorous pool party antics. Bobby and Jim also share their thoughts on circuit gays, their experiences in high school, and amusing stories from their past. The episode kicks off with Bobby and Jim reflecting on their recent conversations, touching on amusing incidents like biting parrots, whiskey dick, and ...

May 16, 202455 minEp. 245

Todd Likes The Inverted Dick. So There's Somebody For Everybody

Send us a text In this episode of "Not Well," the hosts engage in a vibrant and eclectic discussion that spans a wide array of topics, reflecting the podcast's signature mix of humor, candor, and edgy commentary. The episode kicks off with tales from a recent trip to Mexico, highlighting the hassles of dealing with customs and the quirky inconveniences of travel. This sets the stage for a deeper exploration of personal experiences and societal observations. A humorous and somewhat graphic segmen...

May 09, 202444 minEp. 244

This Is Why I Go to Gay Campgrounds That Are Nude: Because Then You Don't Have to Dress Up

Send us a text Tune in to this week’s episode of "Not Well" where hosts Bobby and Jim navigate the chaotic and often hilarious realities of gay life with unapologetic honesty and sharp wit. In "Embracing the Chaos: Humor and Real Talk," listeners are treated to a no-holds-barred discussion that spans the complexities of health, personal anecdotes from gay camps, and candid insights into relationships within the LGBTQ+ community. Episode Highlights: Medications and Mishaps: Dive into the ups and ...

May 02, 20241 hr 3 minEp. 243

You Can't Put Your Own C*ck On A Pedestal

Send us a text In this episode of "Not Well," hosts Bobby and Jim engage in a candid and freewheeling conversation that spans a wide array of topics, reflecting their podcast's ethos of exploring hot topics and deep dives into various societal issues. Their dialogue traverses the lighthearted to the serious, offering both humor and insight. Key Subjects Covered: Lifestyle and Leisure : The episode opens with a casual and relaxed tone as the hosts discuss their enjoyment of a rare Friday off, mar...

Apr 25, 202456 minEp. 242

I Don't Care If You Identify As A Goddamn Hobbit With Size D T*ts And A D*ck

Send us a text The recent episode of "Not Well" offers a rich tapestry of discussions that traverse a wide array of experiences and reflections, encapsulating both the personal and the universal aspects of the gay experience. Early in the episode, a candid discourse emerges around the persistent fears of contracting HIV—a fear deeply ingrained from their youth, reflecting the enduring anxiety surrounding the disease despite advancements in medical understanding and treatment. This is juxtaposed ...

Apr 18, 202454 minEp. 241

Earthquakes Won't Stop Banjee Bitches from Smoking Candy Cigarettes on the Front Porch or Having A Sexual Revolution

Send us a text In a particularly engaging episode of "Not Well," hosts Bobby and Jim delve into a rich tapestry of topics, highlighted by Bobby's recent escapades in New York City and Jim's distinct take on several universally relatable subjects. The episode is a vibrant mix of humor, personal stories, and societal observations that listeners have come to love and expect from the duo. Bobby kicks things off with an enthralling recount of his New York City adventures, from the vibrant gay nightli...

Apr 11, 20241 hr 9 minEp. 240

Big Pharma's Coin Grab, Plane Lady Cocktails, & Life's Bizarre Plot Twists

Send us a text Hey there, our fabulous "Not Well" listeners! It's your favorite dynamic duo, Bobby and Jim, back at it again with another episode that's sure to have you laughing, thinking, and maybe even clutching your pearls a little bit. So, let's dive right in, shall we? We couldn't resist starting off with the hot mess express that is the "plane lady" fiasco. I mean, come on, what kind of cocktail was she on? We're thinking a generous pour of Xanax, a splash of Ambien, and maybe even a spri...

Apr 04, 20241 hr 6 minEp. 239

Bulge Bands and Wh*re Cutoffs: Dressing for the Attention You Want

Send us a text Hey everyone, it's your hosts Bobby and Jim here with another wild ride of an episode of "Not Well." We've got a jam-packed show for you today, filled with everything from personal anecdotes to societal musings. First off, we want to give a shout out to our sponsor, Dr. Scholl's Skin Tag Remover. If you're looking to get rid of those pesky skin tags, this might just be the solution for you. In personal news, Bobby's been living it up and embracing his inner "show pony," while I've...

Mar 28, 202459 minEp. 238

Grab Life by the Bulge: Unzipping the Secrets of Flaccid Confidence, Digital Flirting, and the Twists of Modern Gay Banter

Send us a text "Grab Life by the Bulge: Unzipping the Secrets of Flaccid Confidence, Digital Flirting, and the Twists of Modern Gay Banter" embarks on an unabashed journey into the heart of contemporary gay dating, social dynamics, and self-empowerment. This episode doesn't just scratch the surface but dives deep into the fabric of what it means to find one's place and pride within the gay community today. The conversation opens up with a candid exploration of confidence, or as we playfully dub ...

Mar 21, 20241 hrEp. 237

Dry D*ck's in Gilead: Navigating Midlife Crises with Kate Middleton's Photoshop Skills and Amanda Bynes' Fashion Sense.

Send us a text We kicked things off with a discussion about a political video that's giving off some serious "Handmaid's Tale" vibes. The eerie music, the dramatic speeches, and the over-the-top patriotic sentiments had us drawing parallels to Gilead and questioning the state of our union. From politics, we shifted to a more personal note, recounting our recent experiences and the aftermath of a wild night out. We reminisced about the good old days of partying and how age is starting to take its...

Mar 14, 20241 hr 7 minEp. 236

I'm Going To Be So Hot That Nobody's Going To Be Able To Say No To Me At Any Moment

Send us a text Episode Summary: Reflections on Post-Vacation Blues and Enneagram Personalities Hey everyone, it's your host Bobby here with another episode of "This is Not Well." Today, we're diving deep into the post-vacation blues that hit us after our recent trip to Park City, Utah. I'm feeling the weight of it all, and it's got me thinking about Enneagrams and how they play into our personalities and reactions to life's ups and downs. Post-Trip Depression and Enneagram Insights I'm a full-on...

Mar 07, 202451 minEp. 235

I Just Try to Be Nice To People Because I Don't Want Them To Shoot Me

Send us a text Hey there, Not Well fam! It's your unfiltered duo, Bobby and Jim, back with another episode that's sure to ruffle some feathers. We're diving headfirst into the deep end of controversy, and we're not holding back. So, if you're easily offended, consider this your warning. We kicked things off with a bang, discussing the intimate details of our sex lives and the hilariously crude nicknames for our facial hair. Yeah, we went there. But don't worry, we didn't linger too long on that ...

Feb 22, 20241 hr 4 minEp. 234

Your Daddy's Home: Time to Play

Send us a text Episode 233 of the "Not Well" podcast with Bobby and Jim kicks off with their signature blend of humor and edginess, tackling a banned children's book parody that's laced with adult humor and sexual innuendos. Despite its controversy, the hosts dive into its comedic value, setting the tone for an episode filled with laughter and candid discussions. As the conversation unfolds, the duo shares their unconventional Super Bowl Sunday traditions, or the lack thereof, peppered with thei...

Feb 15, 20241 hr 6 minEp. 233

We're Both Ready, We're Both F*ckable

Send us a text In the latest episode of Not Well , hosts Bobby and Jim deliver an eclectic mix of personal anecdotes, cultural observations, and insightful discussions, making for an engaging and entertaining listen. The episode opens with Bobby sharing his foray into the world of "puppy fatherhood." The arrival of his new puppy, Pam, has introduced him to the whirlwind of sleepless nights and the demanding schedules that come with pet parenting. Through tales of mishaps and moments of pure joy,...

Feb 08, 202450 minEp. 232

Atlantis Cruise and GHB – The Ultimate Vanishing Act

Send us a text In this riveting episode of the "Not Well" podcast, your hosts dive deep into a kaleidoscope of topics that span the spectrum from the profoundly personal to the broadly societal, all while maintaining their signature blend of humor, edginess, and insightful commentary. The episode kicks off with a discussion on the importance of names and the beauty found in uniqueness, challenging societal norms and embracing the individuality that names like "Clidia" represent. The conversation...

Feb 01, 20241 hrEp. 331

The Big Easy or The Big Disaster? Hand Grenades, Rugby Duffs, and the Gay Stare

Send us a text [00:01:14] Cancelled flight and bad luck. [00:04:13] Sharing drinks in New Orleans. [00:08:06] An interesting uber ride. [00:10:22] New Orleans gay scene. [00:14:10-00:14:21] Long bridge across Lake Pontchartrain [00:18:32] Powdered sugar explained. [00:21:15] The gay stare. [00:26:11] A sensual kiss. [00:29:19] A bizarre New Orleans experience. [00:31:46] The designated ugly fat friend. [00:36:33] Proud characters and seafood cheesecake. [00:38:29] Catholics Keep Their Cocks Clea...

Jan 25, 20241 hr 3 minEp. 330

We Used to Dread the Word 'THICK.' Now, It's Our Personal Brand and We're Fully Trademarked

Send us a text In this deeply engaging episode of "Not Well," hosts Bobby and Jim take listeners on a vivid journey through the realms of LGBTQ+ culture and identity. The conversation opens with an animated exploration of diverse subcultures within the gay community, including humorous and insightful descriptions of terms like 'twink,' 'twunk,' and 'otter.' The hosts share personal stories and experiences, touching on the sensitive topic of weight and body image within the community. They addres...

Jan 11, 202452 minEp. 229

If We Were Straight, We Would Probably Be Homophobic

Send us a text This week, Jim loses his shit and Bobby is obsessed with Saltburn. In the latest "Not Well" podcast episode, Bobby and Jim engage in a spirited discussion that seamlessly blends comedy with deep commentary on contemporary social and political issues. They address the complexities of gay culture, offering personal insights on dating and social dynamics. The episode's unique combination of humor and critical analysis makes it an engaging listen for those interested in a comedic yet ...

Jan 03, 20241 hr 16 minEp. 228

I love Christmas because you could be a fairy and get away with it

Send us a text The "Not Well" podcast episode "I love Christmas because you could be a fairy and get away with it to up" offers a deep dive into a myriad of topics, all presented with a unique blend of humor and insight. The episode starts with a nostalgic trip down memory lane, reminiscing about Christmas memories, and the colorful experiences of New Orleans, setting a tone of nostalgia mixed with humor. This personal touch is a hallmark of the podcast, as the hosts seamlessly weave their life ...

Dec 28, 20231 hr 15 minEp. 227

Why pay for the milk when you can have the cow for free?

Send us a text In their latest episode of "Not Well," hosts Bobby and Jim engage in a candid and humorous discussion encompassing a range of topics. They talk about the intriguing world of OnlyFans and its impact on the digital creator economy, offering a unique perspective on the blend of social media trends and modern lifestyle choices. Their conversation humorously demystifies the expectations versus the realities of being an OnlyFans content creator. They also deep dive into the complexities...

Dec 21, 20231 hr 16 minEp. 226
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