Cha Cha Cha Cha Changes (Gay Bar hookup, Lifestyle change, LA, Changes coming)

This week on she's not doing so well ms gets fucked in a bar bathroom by a Pfizer Representative Jim feels like everything's going right for him and tells us all about his trip Bobby finds out that he's pre diabetic has high cholesterol and is totally freaking out all of this and more as you know because we're extras fuck are you gonna go ahead and get a booster?

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you had J and J re yo J in jail you

fucking

need to get boostered I do mix and match. Yes, yeah, they

say please get please get the

get murked that's like a gaming term.

Or not. I was thinking about merch because I made the pill. Okay, oh, okay. COVID pill but it's not out yet. But it's only for treating after you get COVID. So it's like Tamiflu. It's not very good. It's not as good. It's not as good as a vaccine. But yeah, if you had j&j After six months, you've been approved all people with j&j. No matter their underlying conditions can go get a booster

month.

jaspersoft j&j Kinda Well, Maderna was the best you

can get. You can set it up right now.

How do I set it up?

I did my site. Yep. Personally CVS,

Walgreens laundry and a wine ring. Okay, yeah, cuz I know, a couple weeks ago, a moment of panic. I signed up for a booster even though I didn't really qualify. And I was just gonna be severely immunocompromised. I mean, and they didn't they don't check. They didn't check.

Oh, those rocks. Oh, cute. Thank you. You're what? crack rocks. I got them in. There's only one I got them in Seattle. Oh, a little. They're rocks. Yeah, they're supposed to help me with confidence. And she's, well, that was like a day after we fought on the airplane. You go to Seattle

and become a lesbian? What? What do you know?

No, you have like a rock collection now.

Yeah. And I have one of my

pocket. Which one helps the diabetes? This is for?

I don't know. It looks like at least

200 pounds.

I don't have those. I think I have a thyroid issue.

I mean, this is all the thyroid

is all because of your thyroid issue. So next time next time you want to eat a meal at Wendy's just look at the rock. No. And then you'll lose 200 pounds.

Literally I need to just like eat nothing. I mean, I'm just gonna probably just become anorexic and it's fine.

You're not maybe you can really mess with me.

I know. But I also like that will then cause my liver or some kind of issue. I mean, liver me, I might like my cholesterol is high metabolic syndrome or high blood pressure. High blood pressure. I have high cholesterol. Now, I

guess that counts.

I mean, Randy said he called him or he messaged me, then he was like, hey, saw your blood work. We just need to like really tighten it up. We really need to stop beating and we need to start working out. Basically what he said. Oh, okay. He's like your livers. Hi, my liver enzymes. That keeps getting going up though. Every time I get them higher. They're always elevated. But this is the first time I've been read shit. I think I might be

you get an ultrasound. You've got an ultrasound recent. Okay. Yeah, that's fine.

Cancer. No, no, I think what it is, is I just have a bad liver. Yeah, you're a family. Fatty Liver. You

have fatty liver. Yeah.

My uncle has that. How do you get rid of fatty liver run? Everything about running and eating fruits and vegetables. Like it's so annoying. It's terrible. I hate it. So yeah, I'm so glad we're finally all back together. Like this has been a really long time. It's been weeks. We honey has like like verifiably weeks and in a weird way. We were all in the same spot at certain times.

Yeah, but guess who had fun? You? None of us? Okay, no, I was trying. I don't know what I've tried to like make fun of you. Because you two were together without me. Like you feel bad about me not being there but really like didn't work so I probably did have more fun. Probably. Well, there's that.

I just thought LA was trashed this time.

i Oh my god. Okay, that was gonna come up from my segment. But you got rid of segments. Yes, everyone. We

have no segments. We have no segments anymore.

We have no segments. No strategy, no plan. Okay. So, LA is trash. Like, honestly, I don't want to really go back that much except to one particular neighborhood and then I need to stay in that neighborhood and never have to leave that neighborhood. That's Hollywood. That's it. Yeah. Because if you try to go anywhere it was a it's like a it's a $30 Uber Oh, that's gonna be 52 minutes to get two miles I walked

like an hour each way from where I was saying ticket to we whoa yeah, so crazy

that was that you like you're saying is like you were the same distance away if you were to walk to Chelsea but just feel so

much longer because there's no one else walking number one and number two, you don't have the option to get on the subway because it's not a real fucking city. Oh,

girl. I mean, today queer. To be fair like is it mean it's kind of a shit show are miles and miles there are no tall buildings. It's just like laid out. It's just like it was

bad. It looks all the same on every corner. And that includes the homeless includes the, the tent and what did you think of Santa Monica? Isn't it so different or it's different,

but it's not as bad as like, around West Hollywood where we were because when we went up to Griffith Observatory, we were going on an overpass, and there were fucking tent cities with doors like the wooden doors that they opened up to get into the tents.

Sometimes I wonder what's happening, like just a Freebase on the side of Venice Beach and just live my life. You don't I mean? Like, there's people like painting with their blood and they're like, selling Yeah, I'm just like, why don't I just do this and the weather's great. The weather's great. weed is legal weed is legal, so I'll just be high and just like paint on the beach and be like No, and here we are. Take a bath in

the ocean. You come out you get empanadas for $2 from a little cart. Like I really could live

right doors on you're in a MONICA I didn't go there this time. I find it really boring.

I'm just saying is way more

boring than West Hollywood. Why did we like it so much? Because it was so much cleaner than Korea Town. Okay, so when we got there we were like oh, you can walk around and not feel like you're gonna die

you know it's point with Korea Town. Right? Interesting.

Yeah, we liked

it and I like a town. But But looking at it. That was clean. So

the one thing I did learn on my trips just a quick recap and real quickly Yeah. About the so one thing I learned I'm never going to anywhere where tourists go so like now never going to like Hollywood Boulevard was a fucking disaster never going anywhere. People are like, I want to go find the hidden gems of the world because everywhere you go Pike Place Market disgusting.

Oh, for sure.

It's cute. There's some it's not as bad as see but the homeless it's just I'm sorry. I know. I sound horrifying. But the homeless maybe there's um,

well, it's not I mean, it's kind of like homeless listeners out there. Sorry. To our homeless listeners. It's

probably only listening.

It's technically on house already. brainer. Motherfucking discord. Oh, no.

Oh, no.

And there are a lot of unhoused people.

They're just ugly. They're not poor.

I mean, we don't know that to be verified.

Some of that mangoes may be key in see a little bit of subway tile in the background. That whole my favorite thing to look at, like, what's in the background of the spec? Oh, I

love looking. I'm like, wow, so

you're on your mom's couch? Like there's a sonic wrapper on your on your nightstand God like what? Like

sick? Yeah, yeah. I'm just like, sack. I'm sorry. But like, there's nothing that makes me less money than like when the background is filled with trash. Like, I don't want to even get the best stick in the world. I'm not if I turn over and I'm like, oh,

and we're all guilty of it. That's what's so funny. I've literally done it myself. Probably like, Oh, oops, I forgot there was like, boxers. I mean, like it doesn't.

I don't know. Bobby's like I forgot there was three weeks worth of Wendy's wrappers. I'm sorry. I

was in the back room loaded

baked potato balls or some I'm busted.

I was trying to be anonymous and they see that chili cheese made here. They're like, that's Bobby.

Nice Dr. Pepper.

I really do. I'm cutting back on that shit now to

why zero calories? Yeah, but I think yeah, it does.

It's like part of the problem because I you eat drink it then you want I'm addicted. Yeah. Oh, like I'm addicted to drinking. Like whenever I have like pizza. I have zero. I have to have milk. Well, no, it's kind of like the same promise though. Like, there are certain things that I have to have a Coke Zero with. I have to

know I don't think it's bad to pair a drink with it. People pair wine with steak and white this type of wine with that. Sure,

but they don't do like fake coke. They're not doing like syrupy like bullshit. Thank

you. Yeah, but they're doing syrupy grape juice. I mean, it's like where? That's true. And it's alcohol. So it's even worse for you. And then you

have to pretend like you know you're doing or smelling the wine too. I

love that part. Oh, no, no black hair and black currently as

I would love one kind of like, I'm sorry, this isn't for me.

Oh, you mean when they come out and they

show you the label and you're like, What the fuck am I gather from that? Like?

I always I'm like, that's a nice picture.

They're like 2012

got anyone in?

Yeah, that much. I just really want a glass of whatever. Like not really that look

at me. Like why would you think that I have any sort of like, distinguished taste.

I'm like wearing a short sleeve button down shirt in a steakhouse. What do you think?

Black Out, bitch. Give me whatever you have.

I'll take that 40% wine on

the list. drinking all day long Tuesday. Just know your fucking just disaster.

It's yeah.

Wow. Luckily, I didn't have to do that. i Oh, APU. Oh,

wow. He's still bringing up that. I'm this

way. I'm this way. So I didn't even know what he was talking about until you just said that. The APU is that what's called Ollie IP about when I go places. I'm like, I don't know where we're going. So just like take me there. Yeah, basically

every like, Okay, today bar food. I'm like no chicken. fingers we had Barfi the past three places like Let's go somewhere else.

Well, I like I need to bring up like, obviously we're starting to sort of talk. Oh my god. Oh my god hi for the first time ever order. So it's like I don't know how to do anything at

all your other ailments that are contributing to dementia. Well

I didn't really meant like

Mr. Williams dementia. That's true. Yeah,

I have three things now. Great. it up. I just got my bloodwork back from work and it's really not a joke. It's kind of scary.

Speedy Give it to me.

It's really not a joke. And it's

not a joke. Well, you know,

why are we laughing?

It was a joke to your doctor. Why are we laughing? Man?

I don't know. You tell me you tell me Dave Chappelle.

Why are we laughing?

With me? Because let me tell you, you're not gonna like my answer. Why? You're not gonna like what I have to say.

Is it the joke? jokes are funny.

Okay, they are.

You did get with Jay,

I want to hear your take on this.

No, we can't do that right now. I don't have the energy. I

don't want to fight and I

I did talk about my trap. I don't want to we have to talk about his blood work because like, it's bad.

Well, that's what I want to get into just quickly, like, I need a lifestyle change. It needs to happen stat. Like, I got my report back. And in order to qualify at work, they they tell us to get the blood work done. And we can get a discount on our insurance. So I'm like, Cool. Let's do it every year. It's been like, okay, like never bad. You've seen my blood? Well, it's not bad and you get a discount. You get a discount. I have to take six, six classes in

Oh, yeah, it's time to get in shape. This is not Joe, the more HR things you have to do like like six,

like where they like counseled me it's a thing called counseling or some sessions or some like that, like Yeah, like, I'm not gonna eat late at us anymore.

I want to see everybody in that class. I want to

people who are gonna have to be a wide angle lens. View.

I'll definitely do a panel with the panelists. Because that's what's happening and that's me being real. It's in

person. No, no, thank God. I was like, This is so embarrassing to be

walking into like,

so what do they tell you?

I'll just squeeze in here. Take that seat. Take it.

Oh, did they teach you like why teach

you like, apparently, they have to be like,

here's how you count. Like 345

They're like eating or like working out 150 minutes. A week is good for you or else a day is enough. Yeah, 110 minutes 30 I don't five than that. What's five times 30

Yeah, that's 50 Wow, that's what you're Yeah, you're supposed to go for like a 30 minute walk every day.

Yeah, so here I am sitting at my desk all day. I can't leave my desk because I can't get shit done if I'm not there so I'm just as fat fuck just sitting or dying in this office. Don't forget that my stress levels up and of course I'm also like

for you work out anytime between four and like 10pm

I can

cry haven't

well I wrote down shit oh geez I hate working out have no motivation guys I'm

about to blow your mind my motivation

I really blamed crew said Korovin Corona Corona crown I blame it because I was on a roll Do you Morales working out like every every other day like a student lien squad

will speak to you before COVID So now

knows during COVID But like after I got COVID I met Oh, after you got ko so I was working out working out working out COVID And then I haven't really worked out sentence because I can't like I'm just like, not stronger guy. And then Michael's suggestion was Is it because you're deconditioned? Or is it because I'm like, it's because I'm just like tired?

I don't know. ease your way back into it. You don't have to get back immediately. That's where you left off. You can just start slowly and rebuilding your physical fitness.

I really don't even remember when he was on a roll.

You weren't mean I was really on a roll. Yes texted me in

like two months where I was like,

oh shit. No, I was like getting it together.

I remember that. I thought you meant before COVID weight was lean squat right before

No. So when I when I Sorry, I shouldn't even if I can I go and I just clarify. Yes. I started in December lean squat. I went to a row and then it was over. And I was like, Well shit. I was like doing really we're doing a lot. And you were looking. Oh, I'm not hot. And you know what?

You're still hot bar. Let's not equate being skinny with being hot. True. I mean, I know I'm hot. I know so many ugly skinny people. Like honey most people Yeah.

Trip. Have you been to the pumpkin show?

No. Fuck,

I'll never go again.

We had to bring that up like

I want to actually to be honest with you going again and we're bringing miss.

I swear to god. Yeah, let's make

oh my god that people are just horrifying.

Yeah, I believe it.

I mean, yeah, we've been to it's like a festival

like south of Columbus like 30 minutes and it's a different world. I don't know. I can't it doesn't feel I say it's like it just let's just put it like your I mean, I don't even I can't even tell you it was it was so fucked up. They had like, Fuck Trump things everywhere. There was not one hot person like literally I kept looking for hot people I know you would think at a festival No, none

Yeah, I'm sure. No, I believe that. Sorry, but it's true. Bad. Welcome to Ohio.

It's bad Ohio. So

if you've seen our new license plate, yeah. You know why there's ugly people here? Yeah, cuz ugly artists. Oh my god. It's so bad. So bad. And they put the plane back. Please look at our new license plate. Please check it out. Google it now I need to hear your I usually shitty and this one is particularly it should

be it though with the with the plane.

Yeah. Does it look like a cran? Drawing?

Like retro? Like,

what is the rolls? But do you understand that they

look like everyone thinks we're just gonna learn and now it's like, yeah,

but do you understand that this is done wrong? Why? plane going to the plane is actually this is the Wright Brothers plane. So they did it. I saw it.

With a dog. It's backwards.

It's supposed to be the other way. Cuz it went the tail was forward when they were doing it. Like the way that they were I just who makes these decisions is what I'm asking.

Mike DeWine? Really? I mean, he approves his vote like I wasn't really not. We could have Bobby could have done a better one. Hi,

if I would have done it. It would have been the most famous license plate in the United States. So and I would have gotten them probably no. And oh, sorry.

Yeah, this looks horrifying.

So if any listeners have any suggestions as to how the fuck I can lose weight, like in a fun way, and yeah, we really I'm open to suggestions. But honestly, we've got a I mean, gotta do something. That's the binge eating together. Yeah, thinking it's the I've got to just like, tighten it up here.

I mean, you must be doing some work alone with Michael. As far as like eating. Yeah, I mean, oh, yeah. I can't be only as plus you had the girls over this week. Oh, yeah. I

mean, I definitely got probably put myself into diabetes this week. So I can't speak. sugar levels are just off completely.

I think you should download an app called Luiza where you can also track your macronutrients. So you can see how many fat how many proteins, how many carbs you consume a day, as well as counting calories. It's not forever.

It's just like, I need to get in trouble.

Yeah, we're trusting we're gonna

bring it back down. I got to go back down to get be able to go back up. Yeah. Right now we're on the down, we have to go down because more I'm gonna be taking Coumadin or whatever it's called Metformin

measures like right at the beginning, and then once you train a little bit, then you'll be fine.

Right? Okay, so that's the plan so I don't everyone updated on that

I like walk for 30 minutes, like you were saying during like,

just do 30 minutes of walking. I'll see my walking at work, but it's like fat people do that.

Okay. Yes, that's why you're doing it. Yep.

But also it makes me feel good that Kevin at work who's like sort of in shape also had to take three classes.

Why does Kevin have to take over his micro class giraffe?

What are like everyone like, like get together by the watercooler and like talk about like, what classes they have to take because they're also unhealthy. How's that class? Kevin?

I'm in for cholesterol. Knows damn shrimp. They have a lot of cholesterol. Oh, damn,

I got your I bet. I bet your employer's not gonna give out free fucking McDonald's anymore for Christmas or whatever the hell that was.

Yeah, that's Yeah,

they did that.

I can't. There's something I actually found today that literally says fucking

kitty me.

Burger.

It's like when Trump invited those players over to the White House and was like, fast food,

right? That's what it's like. It's like, are you gathering

people of Bobby's workplace? Here's a bunch of free burgers for your efforts this holiday season.

Productivity doesn't come from a pizza party it comes from happy employees while shit

I guess someone should go get their degree at Harvard Business School like oh, that was the fucking point

that's when he said

oh well I guess I need to go is your quarter gummy honey maybe I hope so. Cuz I think my brains a dad I know I think we need to get the next was the diabetes.

Maybe we need to go straight into the pen because

Okay, so that's my luck. In a nutshell,

well you don't need water. I'm excited for you. I think you're about to embark on a great journey. Why would

we?

Sorry, I'm making a lot of noise cuz I'm getting my fucking marijuana because I can't do one episode without a little bit of marijuana. That's okay. I have white man gotcha talk. I haven't smoked this since today I threw up as well. Oh,

wow, that's

cute. Yeah, cuz I was like you I'm for you what's going on in your lives who wants to go? Who wants to give me an update? I mean, let's just give update to people because they obviously mess up. I want

to hear about Jim's trip.

Oh my god, I thought you'd never ask. Gay. Wow. So this past week I was gone. And I'm sorry to all our listeners. He had to listen to these two schmucks alone. But it really

was like,

I know it was together there

was

but it's fine because we're all back now. It's and I went to San Diego with my partner. And we went three days there then Disneyland in LA. So

so that like Anaheim. Little stop in Anaheim.

We did so we went to Disneyland because we'd never been

and you should see his hands right now. He just did the gay hand where he like, never been never been.

And yes, so we'd want to try it. And this is kind of similar to the pumpkin show. Except it's the opposite. Where everyone at Disneyland is attractive. Like no, we're not I shouldn't say attractive, but not unattractive. I'm used to Disney World in Orlando, Florida, where everyone's walking around in 95 degree heat just drenched, pissed the kids are crying. The dads look horrible. But then you go to Disneyland and I'm like, Oh, it's 72 degrees out and

It's mostly the Laguna Beach horse that go there

it is. And Bobby would love it because everything's more compact and close together. Yeah, no, it's a lawless car. You don't walk around as much. It's like I loved it. What did you have to say about Disneyland? And

I'm just gonna say I'm gonna actually check this out. I feel like I never been in Disneyland but Orlando just as a whole it's disgusting. So much surprised. It's

I don't know what's so special about the magical is placed on everything. Like I didn't

grow up. Like when I went there twice. I have no idea what any of these things are.

Well, and that's the funny thing is Matt hasn't seen very many Disney movies. It's like Madonna. Oh, he had no he's no he's not seen like I think he's seen Snow White. And that's it. Like in some Pixar.

You're like the one right now to watch a Snow White. You

know, his family were they didn't have VHS player when they grew up, wait and have VHS tapes like so they

are Amish country Pennsylvania. Like why? Well, I

mean, actually kind of. I mean, they had a TV but it was it was black and white. So it was black and white. Yes. And how old is your partner? Ancient

Yeah, sounds like

okay, so Matt like this name?

Oh, obsessed with Disneyland. So we have Disney stuff where I'm done I'm moving on and tell you about the rest of it. Because something has happened like I've gone through a transformation in my life. Like I feel like I'm having a moment

before and after transformation at home in our bad

moment good

because I came from a very bad moment I feel like last fall so Bobby's going into battery has diabetes and then I'm going good where what to see what everything never changed the same kill myself level racked

I just floating on he's just floating on transforming from bad to bad.

I mean, he did tell me earlier that he want to be Terry Chavo so

that's true. I want to be the husband because I want to unplug you

unplug me

like they stopped two feeds actually. He's still there. They're like she's starving to death I'm like more like they stopped force feeding her nutrition down a tube that she has no idea is there now

they'll grow livers and kidneys on your legs. You hear that? Like with somebody whose brain dead they're like well, we'll use their body as a host so we can grow organs. The fuck is going to be a host Bobby I am a host bitch like any oh

if anyone has any opportunity to end my life please ticket

is that a promise

or that's to you to one that is around Diwan that you laundry?

Like wanna fuck?

Can you please throw one and malaise? Yeah, horrible

if we had to find out what if this podcast becomes a mystery podcast? Because we have to find out who killed Ms.

We like go back to this episode. Likely OH MY GOD said Duane Reade. Maybe that killed him at a Duane Reade

But then the most obvious clue is I've been talking about killing myself the whole damn time.

The biggest the cops are like, open and closed case.

Oh my god what happened? Someone takes one listen to this for 30 seconds

and the judge is like okay jury

dismiss or like have you seen his Twitter?

Have you seen his late night Instagram? Just a Bobby?

Yeah, I mean, honestly.

So the reason I feel like I'm in a moment it's a good moment is because when we got to San Diego, everyone's been super nice to us. Like it was really kind of creepy. I was like, I thought I knew they were chill, but I think you were nice. Like, this isn't the Midwest. So we go to dinner at this really expensive steakhouse called Born and raised. Oh, you do? Yes. And it was an amazing dinner. We're on a little rooftop patio looking at the city. You can see

Yep. You're being loud. Like he's not loud.

I'm like, Bitch, you're loud because you can't hear anything. So, but anyways, he told me to have some couth What the

fuck was that word the more that's a dad word.

Have you heard that word? Have you heard that word? misc. Huth, me get some fucking poof because I've never heard that word till I met him at some respect, get some manner have some cool manners have some manners. So he was like, have some couth and the maitre D's walking by and she says young cute girl. She's like, did someone say q? And I was like, wait a minute, Utah. I was like, I turned around and screamed or

but she took it off because you guys connected over the word Cuf.

Yes, she wrote us she wrote us a card, like a foldable card in an envelope and was like pitch needs to get thank you so much for reminding me. She was like, remind me why I'm in this business. Thank you so much. I love this. Okay, she loved people like you. Okay, okay, so at brunch The next morning we go to brunch because I need brunch? Because I need alcohol, right? Because Because, and we're sitting there talking to people at the bar about how we're going to Disneyland the next day. Baba

But were you guys like interacting or yes

or no, I was being fun. Are

you sure they weren't giving you like a senior citizens discount cuz your partner?

Oh, my God. Well, actually, that does Ed Give it to me before I continue the reason I'm in a good phase that doesn't bring up some team. So on the flight the flight home we're sitting in first class and we get like our breakfast like we get her waffles. And then it's like, yeah, they had banana foster waffles and they were good. I had really good food and fruit and all this stuff. So like we got that and then the flight attendant is like, what

Oh really? So funny.

If anybody wants your dad me,

I was like my dad. I just go he'll have orange juice. I didn't correct her. I was like he'll have orange juice. Yeah. Oranges I have and I'm taking them back to the home right? So funny. So I was I told him I was like, Oh, I'm a little bit earlier they thought you were my dad.

He was wearing cargo shorts and Disney shirts

wearing like baggy jeans and you know zip up hoodie you get him to the fucking Mall. We I have tried like for this has come up actually came up in therapy today. Oh,

I hate how you dress.

I literally I really need to upgrade. How are you embarrassed? I'm not know I've given up that. But I used to be embarrassed by him like hardcore. Be like, Okay, we're going out. How about those dark jeans and about those brown shoes. You know, the boots that you hate? And button up? Can we do a button up? No, no, it's just like all these things. Now I hate dressing up. Like okay, well, okay. I I'm Hi. So black.

pre honeymoon.

I don't know. It's like the honeymoon before the honeymoon. So I was like pre honeymoon

has been fucking over ship has sailed

but so yeah did that so after I tell her that she goes you know what we have something special room upgrade which is on the 11th floor of the tower and we have a pool view and like you can see I mean I was like okay cool so as we're walking around the park with those pins on we also got on like rides without waiting for in line like on three different rides that had like 45 to an hour wait so I was like, Okay,

did you get like a fast High Pass?

No just by wearing those pins like they see the pins of the cast members the workers aka but they see the pants and they're like, dude oh, what are you celebrating? Congrats right this way.

I when I went there for a band, we had to go but beneath the stage like it risen up onstage. Oh, wow, we saw we saw Cinderella downstage running mascara like smoking a cigarette was amazing.

Oh my god, I would pay money

happily ever after

like are you sure you're not supposed to be playing Ursula Ursula is out so I can

so this it continued after Disneyland anyway. So

I'm like kind of grossed out by you right now and I'm but it's a weird it's like a given

not only make me want to kill myself even more right now.

I don't know how this happened. I don't want to like run on your praise.

Well just ran away. So I'm gonna run on my own later, but hey, great. Golden Shower. Oh, so we go to the Barney bear concert on Friday night, which was in sane and even Justin burn it. He was like, so we haven't done this since COVID. Like, we've been thinking a lot throughout this and I just don't know what to do. So at the end of the show in the bunker, he did a few singalongs. Blah blah, blah. It was great show. But while I was waiting to go hang along,

what does that mean? Like? Were

we repeat the phrase after him? Oh, girl. Yes, girl. So on the way in, though it's at this giant SoFi stadium YouTube theater area in Inglewood. Which apparently.

Stadium? No, but that's where they built this. Yeah,

they build a

giant Yeah, it's fucking

so yeah, right, Bailey X. But our Uber drivers like, oh, you go into the hood. And I was like, Yeah, I don't know anything about that. Buckle up. It's gonna be four hours until we get there. And it was like 52 minutes to get there. I was like, exactly. I was like, I fucking hate

6.4 miles up there in for hours and 55 minutes

the worst motherfucking thing about LA is La Acts it the motherfucking lot where you have to get your goddamn

what is that?

You know what it is? Remember? We started walking. We were like, We got to find our Uber and he had to get on the bus. Oh,

yeah. And they're like go to lane for aisle three. I was like, why don't

be in terminal five though. Because the bus will be full every fucking time it comes around so you have to walk across I've always walked I've never taken the bus again but oh my god, guys.

Oh my god. I can't Oh, it's no. Like this. Like why do you guys fucking suck every goddamn thing you try to do? Like it's too

much room. Too much room. It's

all too spread.

I try to be like Texas, but you're not. And also, the best example for that whole situation is LaGuardia to be honest with you like that was the easiest for me. You want to go right in the car like they just feed you and I'm shocked.

Oh, this bitch getting all up in his feels. So

JFK and Newark. I mean, all New York airports was stellar.

Actually, yeah, Newark was not a problem for me either.

It's just le X when you land you have to get your car. Atlanta wasn't

that bad either.

No need to plug the train little train to the car. thing but I hate but whatever. Oh, the the Marta

know the air train. Oh, yeah. That was Marta. I know. I was like, everyone's like, I gotta take Marta. I was like, What the fuck tomorrow? Like, why

is she? Why is it Marlana transportation and rail Association? Like while

in transit?

Is it called Marta?

I can not. I like it San Francisco to BART. Hey, Bart.

I like in New York. It's the MTA. Like, yeah, you can't mess

that up. I mean, what other terms from art, but we won't go into it.

Okay. Okay, so so if i stadium basically, there are no signs for the YouTube theater. So as I'm waiting to go in through the security and everything, this wonderful person turns around and starts talking to me and she's like, Oh, wow. Like I'm Rachel and she's talking to me. Do you know if we're at YouTube theater? I was like, actually don't know either, because I haven't seen a single sign but all the people walked this way. So we just started laughing. She's like,

company and she really couldn't be put on blast on this podcast.

I mean, you can honestly Google her name. So yeah, she went to a design school called Pratt Institute in New York City. I'm sure have you heard of it miss

Pratt design schools now?

I don't know. I thought it was in New York City. I mean, God people hate me.

Hate you. You just post six stories while everyone loves you. Get this there's another thing that happened

at a design school.

Decided invited me to the White House for a person I

know that's coming. Okay, nevermind. So yeah, we got to ride and she was so nice. And I just love Rachel, you. Shout out to Rachel you. Yes, she's age. I told her. Yes. I told her. She lifted my spirits. Okay, she did. She's founded hero, the company's name hero hero. What's your question? Ah, Iara Kaiser company. I know that and she's worked with CNN. She's worked with like, every she's the president and founder of this company. I'm like, I found this out after I got to the hotel.

her. Seems like everybody's meeting some CEOs of companies lately

is anything to add yourself over self reference, I

surely did not meet a CEO of a company.

The problem with LA is that random things can happen and everything shuts down. And this is why the traffic sucks and everything else sucks. We go up to Griffith Observatory. They're filming for five days, but they let you walk all the way up there. And then they tell you as you're about to try to go into the building to take pictures. Like the reason you walked 20 minutes uphill in the sun and got sweaty. Then they're like, oh, sorry, we're filming. I'm like the fuck how long? They're

I guess we're gonna get drinks and eat. Like it cost.

It literally cost us like $60 to go up to Griffith and back. Yeah, we got nothing out of it. I was like,

I fucking I like,

it's a good view.

So um, you got to do the smart thing, though. And I guess maybe it's not smart. Now that I got my blood work done. But you got to get your partner to walk down the hill not up. Because we got to ride to the top and walk down all the way down.

Well, they wouldn't let us drive up because they blocked it off. But yes. Oh, well, yeah. In a normal bike.

I thought that was cool. Yeah,

walking down is a good idea. Because we started to do that, because it's nice. Also didn't have cell service in the hill. So I couldn't call an Uber. So I'd go up to a worker after we walked down the hill partway, who was blocking off an entrance to the higher part of the hill, just sitting in a chair on her phone. I'm like, do you have service she like? Yeah, so like, can I hotspot off you? So I can get off this fucking mountain? And she was like, Yeah, of course. Well, shout out

I lie to me is less honestly of like a tourist spot than just like a cool place to do what you would normally do every day?

Yeah, okay, that's

a great dinner.

Went to hookah got drinks his friends I'm gonna

eat out every night. That's what we did. Right? Like

I want to like seek out attractions here because we're all so like, manufactured and we're true as the rest of

the city but honestly a one plus is every single gay bar and we have had dancers who are basically naked yeah and or bulging through their white underwear that they're dancing to sing

because we went to hamburger Mary's on fucking Bingo Night and did not see anyone who was

Oh yeah, no, you have to go like down the diagonal like where it goes Santa Monica. Yeah, sorry.

Well, we we went to trunks and it was pretty good. Yeah, transistor and revolver right next to it and my friend got her phone Sona trunk, so I'm not gonna say its praises too much. Yeah,

well, they have an abbey there was like signs that said Like don't watch your phone.

Yeah they're like learning in FOC that's true.

I oh my god it's gonna pick pocket me first of all,

no one wants to reach in my pocket ever

and then we went to I don't remember being at Mickey's Mickey's right?

Yeah, so when we first got there we were like me.

I went to it was like, we actually went on

a good night we had Yuriko Hara there and Oh, yeah. Ambi that's a good it was a Monday Monday's are the best day to go. I will never go not on Monday.

Yeah, Saturday was a definitely not good.

And then where do we go rocker switches. Oh, yeah. Shitty?

That little corner spots on the Yeah.

Guys are making out yeah, we're like, what do you have any further like we're not serving any more food than they bring on a fucking plate of fries. These products guys are like feeding each other. I'm like,

I mean, they're they probably looked at us three. We're like, Yeah, the kitchens been closed. Or fat acid

or just saw me and I can show you to the exit.

Like actually, you supposed to be here you shares a taco bell down the street

for our fitness next door get there.

Like that's basically the subliminal message we were receiving.

The whole place, though, is all about looks because I would talk to some gay couples and like, the one guy like, wanting to like meet up later, above all gave a number never texted. I was like, not that I'm bothered. But it's just weird that you sat down at our table and talked for 20 minutes and then gave your number at the end. Definitely was your number because I called it when to your phone, but then you didn't respond the next few

doesn't mean that it's your log.

Well,

I've done Yes. times to people who I think were attractive.

But don't come sit at my table bitch and give. And he said let me give you my number. And I'm like, Okay, I didn't ask. You're really ugly. Oh, sorry.

No, sorry. He's here. We don't apologize for

that again, with his rant about how it's all about

looks. Yeah, and so the second part is why

you're really ugly.

No, because apparently he was fucking ugly. Well, that wasn't the only real TLA coming out still have oily juice on you. That was defensiveness. But

when we went to learn I hear that

I hear that when we went to the Abbey on Saturday night we met these cute like cute gay couple not a couple you guys kind

of like branch out what on this trip? Was it like a

what? He said polyamorous relationship we

were open to it but we were definitely too tired probably more that was always like

you to somebody or like YouTube branching off to separate

people know together have you've not met anyways Okay, he's not I don't even know if that means is like I don't think she could land anybody right? No, he could. I don't think he would ever try. Okay, I don't see him like even going like oh, I met this guy on the near the bathroom and

like I gotta go back and watch thomas the train

engine

Oh my fucking God. He does love that though.

I'm sure Oh, are The Little Engine That Could I can I think I can. No, I can.

Yes. Better. No, I can. But yeah, we met a couple guys who live there and they said it's basically really hard to find good people. They were so impressed. They were like, you've been with him for six years. I'm like yeah, I know actually. I'm best friends with someone has also been with this partner for six years like this. They were like oh, what

I got once you pass 30 And you get that Yeah, so you're

done. I was like looking like this is normal where I'm from

I like it there only the reason why is because I know everybody's trying so fucking hard to be something that makes me like feel so good about myself. I don't know why because we're secure. I'm like we're secure in our lives. You can tell they're like everybody's there for a reason that everything's a reason they're like okay, wait a minute. Oh, yeah,

I'm gonna walk across right now Graham. I can't and like to the guys I met were like oh, I don't do Instagram it's so toxic. And I was like wait what exactly yes, I was like so what's toxic about it like well things can happen like in the messages and every I'm like things can happen oh, I'm sorry they got caught it Cabo during COVID screenshot your ugly dick pic? Like I don't understand how that's toxic. No, it really it's toxic. Like, Well, what did you do wrong? The Instagram became evil.

What's toxic is your attitude?

I cannot understand toxicity on Instagram.

Is it bad? I've never encountered it.

I guess. I guess it's not inherently Instagram. It's your relationship with Instagram. So it's like if things are coming at you and you take it in how you handle is like negative things about it that it's toxic. If you use that. You like that. Then you're not toxic. Like as

a dating platform are like no, just like dating.

Like I see like a lot of things that influence me and it like makes me feel a certain way and on there can be toxic or you triggered. Sometimes

I'm going to be triggered to, I guess. I mean, yeah,

I lost my phone for the third time, I did not have Instagram days. And I felt so happy. I felt honestly all external influences flying at you all the time and I'm someone who responds very heavily to external influences.

I love this. Oh, that's a real like truth MoMA.

That's a good thing to know about yourself. Okay. Well, that was my week. It was so fun.

Okay, so are you still in your? What was that? Look? Are you? Are you still in your good in your good streak?

Totally. Because in the end, I look back on La and like, as annoying as some parts were, I met people like Rachel and these fun guys. Night where I'm like, even in the midst of all this hell, there are still people around, you just have to connect with

it. That's a great way to look at it. It's a really great way to look at it.

But do you also think that there's just because of the way that it is there that there are all nice people there, but they think they have to be that way in order to like get no.

There's all nice people anywhere or all

true. Okay, but probably more community there than you think.

Could be. Yeah, like also, it's like, all the neighborhoods are very, like, there's no like, inter neighborhood, like cross validation. It's like like, Oh, you're leaving early, or you're in Silverlake or you're in Beverly Hills or you're somewhere and that's just like the end of it like you don't travel. That's my friend Sophie

also? Why would you live in LA then because you can't go anywhere around the ocean today and go to the mountains. You really can't. It's crazy. That's interesting. There's a better

city for that because you love San Diego. It's been one day you can go ocean mountains. We talked to the bartender we were talking to she was like, Oh yeah, my friend went skiing skateboarding and then went surfing in the ocean all day.

Oh my god. That's so fun. It is.

I remember that from when I went to San Diego. It was very close. easier

to get around. Yeah, they have good public transportation. You just get a cleaner or we Oh, yes. And the number of homeless unhoused

people San Diego to me seems like the Boston of the East Coast. West Coast.

That makes sense. richer, a little older. Yeah. Yeah. Conservative small

or like it's just like a nicer area. But it's right by Tijuana so LOL,

that's so hello. It's late like you can get 20 miles away if I go blind like a fence in the ocean. So you can't like swim around. I swear I saw that.

Really? Okay, Trump. Yeah, Bill.

I was hoping they would build fucking buoys out there with explosives have they tried to swim they get burned?

Burned

while what is this game?

Oh, wait games? Oh, my

currently playing the game. So good.

Squid games

had the exact impact on me that Donna did. It literally came in to slap me crossfades I was like, This is everything I ever needed.

Yeah, what number would you be? What? Layers?

I kind of think I'd be you're the girl. I think I'm the girl that like the North Korean. I'm the Yeah, I'm not the one with the little brother. Oh, I'm the girl that was sitting there who that girl came to recruit. Okay. She lived her dies,

right? She's like, Oh, it's fine. You give a brother? Like I have nothing.

I love them. I thought we're gonna get a lesbian kiss.

I thought we were two. I think I'd be like that number one actually. Just like low key like involved in the entire thing. I love that for being the frontman would be sick. He's Yeah, he just walked right to people that's not flinch and shoot them right in the locker. He's Loki

and he's Hi. You say like and also i i would die for that deck.

Yeah. If you were like, yeah, let me like.

I'd be like, well,

I want you to hear something really quick really good that's that's how I get

hot. I would go to the club to that. I heard that

on Tik Tok. And I was like, oh my god, I would be in a full blackout. Just swinging my fucking fluids. Yeah, yes. I mean, I that's a less Elisa Alesso Oh, I'm not cool to ask. Yeah. So whatever. Yeah, I'm feeling like he did that some EDM thing this past weekend. That's sexy. Yeah, I know. I was like, this is hot. I'm rock I want to play some drums. Like,

I'm so fucking hard for you right now.

Ms. What do you exact sorry

my boss's email me.

Oh god, you're in trouble. Oh,

you're in trouble now I'm not in trouble.

What's going on with you? mezzi Yeah, miss

what's literally

my weeks on bro? Am I so bad? It's so fucking bad.

Why? Well, last week,

I talked about a moment.

It's a rolling seven day period is a week. You know what I mean? It's not like

just starting away. It's today like day one of the next week

or three days day seven. It's just It's just Oh, rolling. Is what?

Got it? Yeah. Sorry. What? Rolling me?

Yeah, like on a rolling three day period. Like, it's like every day is day three and two and one change. I got you. I got you know. I got a week ago, I woke up in Atlanta. And I realized I blew like $1,000 in a day, which is fine.

So I woke up to that text where you said something like, I spent 600 on a strip club. And I was like, what does that mean? Like how

well it means exactly what I wrote, which is I spent 300 hours.

Like what were the bill breakdowns where they 20s like it takes so my question so

I took out six hundreds, and I broke one of them to give the bouncer $40 upfront to make sure that my work laptop did not disappear. Because they made me check my bag, which had a laptop in it. So I was like, this cannot go anywhere. Like you just need to I need to leave with this bag with laptop and with my apartment keys in it with everything in it. Like you need to make sure it's frozen nowhere.

I can't. And what why did you bring all that to the strip club

because okay, because I

don't want to lose thing

I departed from the hotel in route to go to brunch, which was to be immediately followed by my show. So I had my notebook with me my laptop at me so I could like prepare shownotes and suck. Exactly. So I did not anticipate going to a strip club later that evening. That was never my like agenda, but it became part of my reality. Cool. So then whenever I go to the show, it's fine. We go to the super lounge twice it we blow like another 42 hours there. And then I'm like talking

so that you know how it works and everything or did they like help you cuz I would be like, do I put this in your pussy? Or?

I had been to a strip club before in medicine.

Okay, I've never done like a full bottle but this

girl just gets there with pussy everywhere. Oh, that's so but the girl I became good friends with like, shut my face and our tents and it was like amazing. Oh, she was just like cute like Southern blonde.

I hope you wash your face because she definitely got literally about an hour before that.

I was driving dry. Come in there dead ass went like this to her as I was leaving. I went

oh, my

person in the strip club by lie. Oh,

love that.

I actually love it for you too. I want to go. I don't want to go.

I'm gonna drink so cheap. They were playing the reason why I stayed

so Briana.

Were playing like mop

smoke. They were playing like that, like the real shit. Oh my god. Amazing. That's why I stayed so long. I was like they're playing all the good music like I love to

think that you could pay one of the strippers to let you watch her with a guy. Ah, cuz I would do that. That's interesting. I'm gonna pay to like watch behind the curtain or like in another room like the mirror show?

Yeah, I think it was. I think I think the stripper if she's getting money for maybe be fine I think the problem would be the guy. Yeah, cuz

then they found out it'd be like Well, are you really gonna go to the law with that like club? You were getting ahead in the back. So that's like probably

I was like ruining the moment or something. I don't know. Now I would just be my theory.

Oh, no, I'm just asking for me, not you. Well, I

think I think that about me that definitely think that about you

know, I'm like a man's man. Yes, baby, give it to me. Okay, so that's some how you got 600 As you turn it on.

They literally did that. Yeah, so then I go home and it's fine whatever. Um nothing really eventful happened since then I guess Saturday was kind of eventful because I fucked some Brian flavor travels bathroom but

sorry what?

Oh wow, let's just throw that real quick in there. Oh, I fucked somebody at flaming saddles.

I'm, I'm, I'm not processing because I want to be there wait what? So So why did you even go to flaming? So what is that?

Okay,

is that another strip club?

No, it's an hour gig

you guys went the night that you did not invite me out with you.

Excuse me? Remember when you were there with the people on the counters?

And you didn't? I did show you guys next thing.

Did you ditch us or do we not

invite you told me you had a work function? I'm not going back into June. We're past that.

I'm going I'm going back here

cuz you said you want to go to rebounds. Like Well, I'm already there. So now.

Yeah, this pitch really for trying to avoid us. He did a really good job of going to the same restaurant we did. Wow. Okay. I'm already out of Reba. Okay, well, that's where we're going. So we had plans

to go there and meet. Yeah,

it's a good job.

That was the dance like hello. It's not a ditch. Can I see you? I

remember you did?

No, I didn't know we started the next place over

Oh, sorry. two doors down five.

Those I love. I need to go back.

I love arriva. How do you get to play on salads and why? Okay,

so I went out on Saturday to like day drink whatever right my friend one day drinks Hello? Yo, stay drink. Dan, these two lesbians.

Cool. Lesbian texted me.

And they're friends with that guy that I was obsessed with. Oh, which is how I know that. Sounds like okay, I'm gonna go all out and be like, so cool with them. Blah, blah, right?

Hopefully get some pics put on Instagram for me.

I know. Now it went right into the group chat. I just sent them a picture of it. And he responded like right away. It was amazing. Anyway, so then we were at gardenia terrace. Obviously,

I can't do this.

Yeah, it was the worst trip of his life. Like, I mean, I literally ruin

my entire life. So terrorists was great. But then I was like, hey, like, let's go to a gay bar because you're gay. And I'm a soul scout.

And I'm cool and chill. And I liked the game. lesbian love Bushmen.

So then we went to Fleming saddle. And we understand what other options rise and I was like, fuck now.

Oh, we hate rise. We

hate we hate rise. I'm gonna borrow. So I went to climbing titles. And then I'm like, I just want to like not really feel on it. Like I'm a little bit drunk. And I'm just like, the music here sucks. So I like sit there and generally I know, I'm like, straight up like chillin like I'm like, bop in my head. Like just pretending to be engaged. Like whatever. Within this girl Aaron, who's one of the lesbians comes back with two guys. And she's like, they think you're hot. And I was like,

What the fuck? I really want a hoodie

in a bathing suit. And a trench coat.

How do you love that bathing suit? Look,

I do actual I know. That's what

you to wear in New York.

It's my new look.

We need to move there. It's my new look. ship

out with one of them. And then I met up with another one of them and the other one with sweet

seated to make outs to make one of them same time.

Now like I mean, like right after each other because they both come over at same time. But yeah,

that's why I'm saying like they're once in there waiting for their turn. Right? You literally

got one leaves and he's weird though. He looked looks like what said. I don't mind. Tarzan know that. Like, I can't even imagine what I'm trying to say. Anyway.

So I was from home alone. Sure. And

then the other guy makes out with me and he's like a daddy. He's like being he's like fat. He's like bigger, muscular and he has like an Australian accent

Oh my God alone by my

friend whispered to my ears. She goes like oh, he's like an SVP of like clinical at Pfizer

hopefully you didn't mentioned Johnson and Johnson

now I got the j&j.

Froome but what can we go through that a little bit?

Okay, so we might install he looked as if he was gonna take a shirt and I just like, like, jumped up and down on his penis and then I fell over and have a huge cut my knee.

So you did this without lube? Sounds like God I miss being young. Like I know God damn.

I got this gash on my hands as well.

is gonna have so many war stories when he's old. Remember that time I fuck that Pfizer? Exact in the bathroom?

I am like, actually, I hope you check your prep.

Um, I didn

t be determined. Well,

so that's an issue.

It's i It's fine. You're fine.

I haven't gotten I mean concerning, right, it's fine. It's totally fine.

Couldn't you just double up the next day? Well, I'm

like out of prep and I haven't gone back to get my desk.

Well just wait three months and then go get

the best. I'm gonna have to start from scratch.

If you make it through this one, you have to start from scratch.

I promise God, I'll never do it again. Just please let me go, oh, I would like I can't tell him to him. I doubt my biggest like fear because that's what they do when you're younger. They fear like, they're like, you don't want to be gay, you're gay and get AIDS and die. And I'm like, Oh my god. So I'd give like a handjob and think I like my hair. And then

I thought about the consistent theme in my life where I have rational thoughts normally, and then and then when I'm drunk. I'm just a complete wreck. Like I would never elect to spend 600

hours just be honest, I it might be the theme of everyone who's drunk lives.

That's true, but somehow I feel like I end up in like, worse trouble. I don't know why.

Yeah, you do. You do? Well, it's because we're distracted.

And it's also more often so like your chances of having a destructive night are higher than those who just like, don't drink a lot like me. I guess I have one chance but now I could die from eating so I guess I really he doesn't take

his insulin. He could die. That's true. Like I can't wait to inject. Today.

I am as drunk as you are fat I guess

I'm saying so I guess if I quit eating maybe you can do drink. Okay, let's do it together. Should we do like a like a cleanse?

Yeah, like you get skinny we get sober and skinny. But like we get to still like, like, Dude, are you? I mean, I'm literally okay. So did you just make

a pact while I was I've kinda Yeah, I mean I'm gonna look you know, we got to make ground rules because we know it's not gonna lie I'm gonna eat pizza still you're still gonna be drinking some so like we gotta come with like a good like we need

we need we need to have smart goals do you know that

doesn't have to land over at lighten up bitch. Literally for me good luck cuz I do heavy?

I do. Hey,

do you know the SMART goal framework?

Or were you whipping these out from your like use this man

was like masters and Kumada a

SMART goal. Loud it's an organizational behavior. concept. It stands for Specific Measurable, Attainable, Realistic and time bound.

I like that

we need to do like a quiz or a worksheet where we like Yeah, our lab will do that we can like announce it next week. We can like read them out. We should like everyone will

be biting their nails waiting for us to announce I

know watch out everybody hates us and that's okay everyone

saw I have to say fuck this discord everyone hates me

know what you do wave and no one waves back

I know and I literally I go how's your Sunday crickets

today that's right now we don't get

but do you have it like alerting you

when something happens? No but then I checked nothing fucking happens anyway so why would I have alerts Yeah cuz

I don't have alerts cuz I like it then I saw it I was like oh well and then I was like I'll join him cuz that guy rarity on there as the hot guy that losing weight berries higher player

got him yeah

so on he work at he asked he was

a rarity bless up discord, you ugly. Sons of bitches. Why aren't we are we doing or rate my dick the speaker is that done?

I think what I'm going to try to do with that segment because it didn't work the way I wanted to. I think I'm going to bring it exclusively to discord. So we can get more people in there. Yeah. But I think that's a good way to build a community is through deck. I mean, that's what we'll be doing. So if you want to see the deck of the week, it'll be posted in this week's as hot. Just saying.

Okay,

why did you just point at me?

I just think that's a great idea. Okay. I mean, you jerk again with Jim. So

I feel like we like effectively still have segments. We do.

We all have something to say. But we all interrupt each other very well. Right. Right. Right. I do appreciate even though as my segment we kind of went off. I just want to point I do like that. I do like that. I like the body segment, too. I was talking a

lot and you were Yeah, I just feel like we got to try to yeah, we're just gonna figure out the new

Yeah, like question for the audience is why does this podcast blow? Like Can someone tell us wire

question to the Why do every few months we switch from segments to not segments and nothing ever changes? Dear audience, tell us why you suck. Thank you,

please. This is a suggestion box, like tell us what's happening

in the box and

we'll answer and if I'm being fucking honest, I'll see 70 People look at a bar and three people respond. I'm gonna fucking snap. And one of them's part of the show. And the other one is my fucking cousin. I'm going to snap. So you better fucking answer my question. When I answered questions. You're in the show. I don't need you to answer the questions. Oh, you

met you wanted it.

Don't want it 70 people.

Okay, here it is. No, I love also this is how I know I'm hated. Michael asks, oh suggestion my cousin Heather does and so does oh no Jim done. So just my tie and Michael, I was like, I'll just talk to you out of 77 views not one of you motherfuckers could say anything that you want to hear us talk about? Well, I'll

tell you what it is. They like you as a person and want to preserve their relationship with you. They don't give a fuck about this podcast. True. That's how everyone feels about my comedy career.

They think you're a hot beautiful person. No, but

the promises want to be better and people don't want to like not even people who but they don't come to

your show. Right? Exactly right. It is keep going. We love it. You do you boo. You do you like me

to go out and have fun and get drunk with them? But don't come to my show? Which is fine.

Um, I was just saying like, I'm listening to other podcasts and I just don't understand why we don't catch fire. I just don't get it. But don't hate us. Not gonna lie. I think people I think I'm canceling.

I'm not gonna lie. I've always thought that like we don't sit around talk about like the fucking stupid shit. Everyone's like, yeah. But But I just want to talk about things that are fun and cool for an hour every day or hour every week and not have a huge I mean, I'm whatever. I don't know.

I don't understand. Like, the people who you listen to that are on fire. What are they talking about?

Oh, Biden's Great. Oh, people are misgendering somebody Oh, yeah. It's so fucking dumb. Like, okay, we get it. We agree with you. What is your like? What? What are you adding to dialogue? You're just saying the same thing. It's fucking annoying.

She's Interesting, huh?

Oh, being gay is hard. Being gay to be accepted? Oh, I had a tough upbringing. Five, gay obviously. Shut the fuck up. Move on. Next, like,

people have lost the art of laughing and laughing at themselves. They have lost it. And you know what? It's never coming back. Because no matter what, I wrote something down. Well, it's

the concept of a pick me bitch a pick me bitch. It's somebody who sees something that they think that they can respond to and get clout just via their response. So you see something that Dave Chappelle says, you'd say, Oh, someone could have an issue with that. And you vocalize it thinking people are going to be like, yes, like they haven't. Yeah, I just shut up. It's a joke. It's comedy. He's not out there. Like slaying

I love that. I agree. That's my favorite comedians are ones who are actually gay and making fun of being gay. It's like, okay, cuz you get it. Got it.

Okay, so Okay, so tell me about Dave Chappelle.

The thing about about Dave Chappelle? Yeah. Is that when I was a kid, and I'm going from my perspective, not what I've heard on the internet, not what anybody else has said, Sure. I listened to it. And it's funny. Yeah. Do I think he held on to the transmit a little bit too long? Yes. Right. But I think when you really listen to the stories, the promises are saying it's gonna incite violence. And I'm not really sure. There was at one point that I think there was like a

Okay, I'm

gonna have to cut it.

I don't want to cut it though. I want to talk about I'm tired of it

seems like a little bit of a stretch. It's like a protected category. Definitely not.

The Canadian. The end story was about a comedian that was trans that became one of his really great friends.

I think the danger I think the danger is that a joke that is made about trans by Dave Chappelle, obviously, he means a harm by it, but it could get in like the minds of people who are

and a lot of the Chappelle.

So that's influenced any sort of way.

And the reason he left the Chappelle Show, he said at the time he left it because he thought people were laughing at him and not with him. And so the people who liked him were all these white people who exactly in my high school, they fucking love that show. Because they gotta say the N word. They got to teach a joke, like joke about black people, like, oh, Dave Chappelle said this. And I was always like, Okay, well, I don't think he's making the joke about

I think you do yourself a favor and watch the special. I would love for you to report back like, like a quick little like, what you thought of it. And I know, you're probably more like,

Well, I haven't seen it yet. So I'm gonna want an open heart and an open heart.

But also know that like, No, I don't agree with him, like ripping on somebody one specific group like he does. Yeah, but I also could see where he was trying to make a point. It just didn't hit the right. Yeah, that makes

sense. Yeah. So yeah, I think he's just kind of in a pickle.

All right. Well, all right.

Cool. Oh, ah, have you look at that? How time flies?

I'd say share with your friends. But you won't.

I'd say share with me and you won't respond to me. Don't worry.

I'll share and then nobody will. Yeah. So anyway, I hope you enjoyed your ride to work or I hope you enjoyed your fucking lunch and you laughed, because that's the only reason I

play our podcast while you're getting fucked. Yeah. And that's a shout out to I hope your player pot someone you met in Seattle while you're fucking breaking up. Oh, did that happen in Seattle? No. Oh,

I mean, I almost got taken away. someone listens to our podcast while they're having sex in Seattle.

No, not that.

I know. Rumour has it Rumour has it? Oh, that's hot. Yeah, like why? Just for like little laughs in between.

One's a little laugh

if you've ever been with a 12 inch or like, you know you need a laugh every once in a while.

I think I need a fucking some profile real quick. And

like a witty comment from us three fucking idiots. I think I need like harsh words. Exactly. I actually

got offered cocaine. And we Whoa. Oh, did you do it? No, because I was. Yeah, I told him I was like, Why are you so nice? Yeah, this is getting fucked by two people at Pfizer. And I'm just down here rejecting cocaine offered for free. I said I have high blood pressure and he goes so do I. And I was like, I don't even want to begin to explain why you shouldn't be taking this

I would never do like I don't know, like, but he was like, Oh, this guy's the drug dealer you imagine doing a dealer deals today like for like merit like how awkward like I don't know where the fuckery I like to know exactly where the fuck Well, that's when it's a cocaine dispensary. Like I'm not that'll be male. I

don't think No, I think no will ever be Ellen rounds. It's not that great. I've heard Ms. Lis miss.

That's fine.

Well, you broke up broke a phone or what else? I don't remember the restaurant,

the microphone. He was like, that was the morning that he got in trouble. And then he told you that Bobby's not the truth. And I didn't know. That's right. Yeah. Yeah, I

would say Let's all stay away from cocaine.

Yeah. That's when bubbles told me. I'm so mean.

He's so mean. And it's really stuck with you. Okay, well, thanks for listening. Have a great week. We'll see you next week. All right.

Bye. Jam everyone sing along your jam, guys Jim you're supposed to sing along with me.

I don't remember Jim talking with Jim All right bye we didn't make it up. We just made Away we go take it away. I got too many dreams gotta stay away. asked me if I told the backstabbers putting the knife away. I'm trying to get my family to a nicer place for everybody but no boo for everybody. Thank you for listening to another episode of she's not