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Not Suitable For Anyone

Patrick Andersonmodernhorrors.com
A podcast about obscure, micro-budget, under-appreciated, or simply inappropriate films. Whether it's horror, sci-fi, dark comedy, or just an all-around genre-bending film, it's fair game. Join me for the latest news and updates in the underground film community, along with great conversations with filmmakers, writers, and fellow podcasters where anything goes!
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Episodes

Episode 49: Corpse STDs, Imposter Syndrome, and Bad Medical Advice - with special guest Tony Coffman

Please welcome Tony Coffman ( @tonycoffman on Twitter) to the world of podcasting as he joins me to discuss one of the best horror debuts in history, Excision . Ricky Bates Jr's first movie is a hauntingly beautiful coming of age tale told in that quintessentially Ricky Bates Jr way. He has a truly unique voice in cinema and really succeeded out of the gate. Excision is available on Amazon Prime, free with ads a number of services, and on VOD: https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/excision Please a...

Oct 03, 20211 hr 41 minSeason 1Ep. 49

Episode 48: The Impossible Gold Ninja Teddy Bomb -- featuring filmmaker & rescuer Justin Decloux

Justin Decloux joins me to chat a bit about his experiences as a filmmaker and as a blu ray distributor in a digital world. Please go check out his site, GoldNinjaVideo.com and peruse his titles. He's got a little bit of everything that anyone could want, from his original films Teddy Bomb (which Leigh Whannel shamelessly ripped off) and Impossible Horror , to future cult classics like Flesh Freaks , Personal Space Invader , and Dinosaurs in a Mining Facility . If you're a digital guy, check out...

Sep 13, 202150 minSeason 1Ep. 48

Episode 47: Conspiracies, Spies, Stanley Kubrik, and OJ Simpson -- With Filmmakers Chance Shirley and Jeremy Burgess

Listen in for the first fully 'conversational' episode in awhile as I round up friends of the show Chance Shirley (director of Hide and Creep , Interplanetary , and For A Few Zombies More ) and Jeremy Burgess (director of the forthcoming Don't Die ) to talk about a pair of epic conspiracy thrillers: 1977's Capricorn One directed by Peter Hyams ( Timecop , 2010: The Year We Made Contact ), and starring Elloit Gould, James Brolin, OJ Simpson, and Karen Black (among others). 2016's Operation: Avala...

Aug 20, 20212 hr 2 min

Episode 46: The Day I Became A Bitch Ass with Bill Posely and Jonathon Colomb

Projects discussed in today's episode: Greywood's Plot by Josh Stifter: https://youtu.be/pBtXOud1XJM (Coming soon to Fright Fest: https://www.frightfest.co.uk/holdingfolder2/GreywoodsPlot.html ) Gold Ninja Video Crowdfunding by Justin Decloux: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/gold-ninja-video/x/20724098#/ Bitch Ass by Bill Posley & Jonathan Colomb: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/bitch-ass-horror-feature-film/x/20724098#/ Connect with today's guests at on Instagram: @billposley and @jon...

Aug 10, 20211 hr 13 minSeason 1Ep. 46

Episode 45: "We're all gonna die; nothing's timeless" and other motivational affirmations from Adam Stovall

New Projects discussed on this episode: Saudade short film by Meghan McCullin: https://youtu.be/X_Z6He2U-SA Saudade crowdfunding page: https://seedandspark.com/fund/saudade#story Death & Life crowdfunding page: https://seedandspark.com/fund/death-life#story A Ghost Waits available on Arrow Player and VOD: https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/a-ghost-waits; also available on Blu Ray from Arrow: https://www.blu-ray.com/movies/A-Ghost-Waits-Blu-ray/286994/ (currently 50% off list)

Jul 11, 20211 hr 25 minSeason 1Ep. 45

Episode 44: "Work hard, say 'damn' a lot" and more advice from Josh Stifter

Ok, this week I have an update on some previous crowdfunding projects I mentioned, including the successful conclusion to Fat Fleshy Fingers on Kickstarter!! This week's project is a GoFundMe from the filmmakers behind Silent Shadow, Yolit Rios (on Instagram @yolitsvisionary ) and Gary Jay (on Instagram @garyjayjr ): (Silent Shadow short: https://youtu.be/q4iFFk6PT8M ). They're raising money for a new western short with a black lead. Link below, and I'm trying to get them on the show. Also cover...

Jul 02, 20211 hr 40 minSeason 1Ep. 44

Episode 43: Lo-fi Trashy Fun with Brian Lonano & Lonano-thon at Chattanooga Film Festival

Back after a much needed vacation, and apologies for not being able to produce any episodes last week, but I'm making up for it with an exciting and (for once) timely interview. Brian Lonano joins me to talk about his short film retrospective, Lonano-thon , playing this week at Chattanooga Film Festival. I've spoken about some of his shorts previously, including Crow Hand and The Devil's Asshole , both of which you can also see on Arrow Player. But the CFF retrospective includes over 100 minutes...

Jun 25, 20211 hr 31 minSeason 1Ep. 43

Episode 42: Surrealist Noir with Mark Beal

My guest this week is Mark Beal, creator of the "Bloodsucker's" universe with his very unique films Bloodsucker's Handbook (which sometimes shows up under the title Enchiridion ) and its futuristic prequel, Bloodsucker's Planet . (I promise it makes sense). I also predictably plug Arrow Player again. Are you starting to get the hint? Maybe one day, they'll throw a discount code my way *AHEM*. I also go deep on a Kickstarter from Stephen Stull that is involving a number of my favorite people, inc...

Jun 10, 20211 hr 5 minSeason 1Ep. 42

Episode 41: 15 Things You Didn't Know About Rotting Flesh (featuring Éric Falardeau)

I'm back, albeit a bit late because I took some time off over the Memorial Day weekend. But tune in to hear me ramble on about The Mitchell's vs The Machines , which surprisingly turned out to be the perfect movie for me about how weirdos making strange homemade movies will save the world. GO WATCH IT!! My guest this week is Éric Falardeau. Please visit him at https://ericfalardeau.com/ or on Instagram @Thanatofilms . His debut film, Thanatomorphose , chronicles a young woman who's body begins t...

Jun 04, 20211 hr 14 minSeason 1Ep. 41

Episode 40: You Want A Man With A Crow Hand (feat. Sound of Violence director Alex Noyer)

This podcast is officially over the hill with Episode 40 (and with the one-year mark firmly in sight). There are dozens of us! DOZENS! And we're not going anywhere. This episode was a ton of fun to put together, including a short film from Arrow's new streaming service , a fun 'kitchen sink'-esque crowdfunding project, and a trailer from the director of one of the more disturbing films I've seen in recent years. And, of course, my guest, Alex Noyer! If you haven't seen Sound of Violence yet, you...

May 26, 20211 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 40

Episode 39: To Catch A Predator Bigfoot with Aimee & Carly from The Final Girls Horrorcast

From fantastical drain monsters, to haunted houses, stupid vampire slayers, and sasquatch, my good friends from fantastic show, Final Girls Horrorcast join me on another journey through the deep cuts of low budget horror. Huge thanks to Aimee & Carly for slumming it with me here on Not Suitable For Anyone. Please check out their show and their merch at https://finalgirlshorror.com/ . Also follow them on Twitter @FinalGirlsHC and Instagram @finalgirlshorrorcast . Projects discussed on this ep...

May 20, 20211 hr 28 minSeason 1Ep. 39

Episode 38: Incestuous Pig Men with Trev Allen

Not content with the incestuous vibes of Killers, Trev Allen returns to the pod for a feature with explicit brother-on-mustached sister fucking with the epic feature Bullets Of Justice . But before we can get into that, we discuss a pandemic-inspired short film about the importance of remembering your face mask, a crowdfunding campaign best described as Frank Capra meets Gaspar Noe, a monster in the walls (and pipes?), and the ALL NEW BAGMAN TRAILER!! Visit Trev's amazing podcast, The Struggling...

May 11, 20211 hr 40 minSeason 1Ep. 38

Episode 37: Dude, Where's My Podcast? Late (A 420 Episode featuring director of 4/20 Massacre Dylan Reynolds!)

So, uhhhh ... sorry guys. I had plans to record and release this week's podcast a day early, so it would drop on 4/20, but the good folks at Pfizer had other plans as my second Covid shot laid me up for a couple days. But anyway, here's an episode on the stoner slasher 4/20 Massacre . In a world filled with stoner comedies and stoner horror comedies, Dylan's movie stands alone as a more straightforward 80's style slasher, but with modern subject matter and sensibility. Enjoy! Check the movie out...

Apr 23, 202143 minSeason 1Ep. 37

Episode 36: Remember when RoboCop shot Donald Trump in the Snake Dick? (feat. David Mahmoudieh)

Everything you ever wanted to know about snake penises and more on a brand new episode with Snake Dick director David Mahmoudieh. I plugged it last week, but in case you forgot, check out the movie at www.snakedick.com , or on Instagram @SnakeDickMovie . Connect with David on Instagram @Darvood . Other projects mentioned on today's episode are: Silent Shadow by Yolit Rios ( @yolitsvisionary ) and Gary Jay ( @garyjayjr ): https://youtu.be/q4iFFk6PT8M Beast Mode by Chris W. Freeman and Spain Willi...

Apr 14, 20211 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 36

Episode 35: Do Snakes Have Dicks? (with special guest, Inhumanwich! writer/director David Cornelius)

Something dumb takes the spotlight in this week's episode as I'm joined in the final segment by filmmaker David Cornelius who gifted us the delightfully corny Inhumanwich! It's a 50's throwback sci-fi horror set in the near future where an unfortunate accident turns a man into a giant sloppy joe monster. It's goofy and fun and never takes itself too seriously ... But first, we FINALLY talk Snake Dick , the amazing short film from David Mahmoudieh and Alpha Wolves ( https://www.alphawolves.tv/ ),...

Apr 08, 20211 hr 22 minSeason 1Ep. 35

Episode 34: Pavlov's Penis with Kelly from Spinsters of Horror

Hey, what happens to your dick when I ring this bell? Our main topic tonight is the very disturbing Who's Watching Oliver , and I was delighted to have one half of the fantastic podcast I Spit On Your Podcast to help break it down. But first, I go into detail on some of the topics I mentioned last week, and some new trailers that caught my eye this week. Projects mentioned in this episode: Conductor by Alex Noyer: https://youtu.be/s8FNpBgaVBw Livin' After Midnight by Brant Lewis: https://www.ind...

Mar 31, 20211 hr 26 minSeason 1Ep. 34

Episode 33: Carol Kane On A Motorcycle -- Talking Ava's Possessions with Jordan Galland and Chris Vander Kaay

Announcements. Announcements! ANNOUNCEMENTS! Ok, so I'm going to be playing with the show format over the coming weeks while I expand the show to include trailers, news topics, and even short films! So your homework for this week, in addition to a great rundown of Ava's Possessions with filmmaker Jordan Galland, is to check out some of the projects I mention (links below) and be ready for me to go into detail in the coming episodes. In the meantime, Projects mentioned in this episode: Conductor ...

Mar 25, 20211 hr 54 minSeason 1Ep. 34

Episode 33: Hosts (available on Shudder!) with co-directors Adam Leader and Richard Oakes

Hosts (with an ' S ') just dropped on Shudder and is a wholly original, wholly independent, mean spirited, disgusting, gory, psychological Christmas horror. It immediately fell into the 'must watch' category for me. In fact, barely a half hour or so into this, I was on the phone texting my friends and insisting that they fire it up. And, of course, this has the potential to be confused with the singular 'Host' which took the quarantined world by storm in mid-2020. A bit of unfortunate timing Hos...

Mar 17, 20211 hrSeason 1Ep. 33

Episode 32: Laid to Rest & Chromeskull: Laid to Rest 2 with Luke Rodriguez

It's pre 2010, and WHAT the FUCK even IS the INTERNET? Let's be honest, the "story" in the Laid To Rest franchise (does two movies constitute a franchise?) is secondary to the writer/director's primary vocation: special effects. These films basically act as a sizzle reel for Robert Hall's brilliant practical effects work. An industry professional, Hall's credits include horror and sci-fi TV shows like Buffy , Angel , The X-Files , and Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (where he seems to ha...

Mar 10, 20211 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 32

Episode 31: Weresquito: Nazi Hunter with Special Guest Christopher Mihm

HELLO LITTLE PIGGIES!!! Welcome to my podcast! We have such wonderful surprises in store for you today. I can't wait to show you! Christopher R. Mihm, founder of the "Mihmiverse", is a professional monster movie maker and self-described creator of "new old good bad movies!" He has made a movie each year like clock work--going back to 2006--in the tradition of classic "B" horror monster movies of the 50's and 60's. This modern-day Roger Corman has gifted us amazing titles like The Monster of Phan...

Mar 03, 20211 hr 28 minSeason 1Ep. 31

Episode 30: This Pontypool Podcast Will Change Everything (w/ Special Guest Chris Vander Kaay)

Pontypool! Pontypool! Pontypool! ( Avertissement: NSFAPodcast n'est pas responsable des infections que l'auditeur peut recevoir en écoutant cet épisode .) I am beyond excited to talk about this movie with its #1 fan, author and filmmaker Chris Vander Kaay. In fact, we were SO excited that we basically just jumped right in and didn't quite properly introduce it. But we did at least mention the name of the film before diving into analysis. And, as always, we start out spoiler free and actually mak...

Feb 24, 20211 hr 40 minSeason 1Ep. 30

Episode 29: Silent but Deadly featuring Drunk Me (again)!

So what if my podcast is just the random shit that "real" podcasters throw up as "patreon exclusive content"? I had fun getting drunk and laughing hysterically at stupid jokes (how many ways are there to point out that mime's don't talk and have it be funny?). Yeah, Silent, but Deadly is about killer mimes ... and let's face it. Mime's are creepy, yo. And this 2016 film from Paul Dale ( Fast Food & Cigarettes ) is a dopey horror comedy about creep killer mimes and the tropiest horror charact...

Feb 17, 202125 minSeason 1Ep. 29

Episode 28: Dee Snider's Strangeland with Modern Horror's Justin Sheeler!!

Stay away from Captain Howdy!! That's right ... Twisted Sister made a horror movie and released it in 1998. Get ready for flashbacks of the early days of internet chatrooms, cliche 'tough cop' dialogue, and multiple different movies all crammed into one, inspired by a Twister Sister song and adapted by someone who most likely had never written a screenplay before. So check out Strangeland on VOD ( https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/strangeland ), and also check out my guest, Justin Sheeler, on T...

Feb 10, 20211 hr 34 minSeason 1Ep. 28

Episode 27: Hide and Creep with Writer/Directors Chance Shirley & Chuck Hartsell

It's time for round 2 with Chance Shirley (Episode 8 - Interplanetary ), and this time we're also joined by his partner-in-crime Chuck Hartsell to talk about their first feature length film, the 2004 redneck zom-com Hide and Creep ! I realize that a lot of folks are "over" zombie movies, but if you think you've seen everything, think again. This film is chock full of Chance's dry humor and Chuck's deadpan comedy, and perfectly encapsulates what it's like to grow up in a small southern town. We h...

Feb 03, 20211 hr 55 minSeason 1Ep. 27

Episode 26: The Mike Mendez classic, Killers (or Real Killers) featuring Trev Allen from The Struggling Artist

In 1996, Mike Mendez ( Lavalantula , The Gravedancers ) released a strange, twisted movie that would go on to be lost to time. To this day, the only way to get a physical copy of the 1996 masterpiece, Killers , is on VHS. However, it was restored back in 2019 in preparation for a blu ray that, unfortunately, has yet to materialize. Trev Allen, from The Struggling Artist podcast ( https://www.buzzsprout.com/808883 ), joins me as we try to make sense of this sheer madness. Watch along with us on A...

Jan 27, 20212 hrSeason 1Ep. 26

Episode 25: Filmmaker Guru J. Horton

In a major change of pace this week, I sit down with filmmaker J Horton. He's made an entire career out of microbudget films. From horror films like Edges of Darkness to Monsters In The Woods , to documentaries on everything from dogs to bigfoot, Horton lives and dies by successfully, and profitably , selling his movies primarily via streaming services. In an hour together, we get into a variety of topics useful for anyone trying to make a living by selling films in today's marketplace. Personal...

Jan 20, 20211 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 25

Episode 24: Get My Gun featuring Jennifer Carchietta and Brian Darwas

Please join me as I talk to the writers, directors, and producers of my favorite revenge film is recent years, Get My Gun . Jennifer and Brian talk through both the storytelling and practical aspects of putting this story to film, and they were an absolute delight to speak with. This movie definitely takes some unexpected turns, which is part of what makes it so unique, so please please please give it a watch! You can catch it on Shudder, and the UNRATED DVD will soon be making a comeback. https...

Jan 13, 20211 hr 20 minSeason 1Ep. 24

Episode 23: Here's 20 Movies You Probably Missed in 2020, featuring returning guest Drunk Me

Hey everybody! Thanks for coming back for another year of Not Suitable For Anyone . I'm really excited to bring you my top 20 list of movies that most people missed last year. So I got drunk and basically just said a few words about each film. Hopefully it's not too boring. Not in any particular order (other than the order I talk about them), the movies discussed (many of which will hopefully become episodes) are: Butt Boy The Pale Door Anything For Jackson Porno Feedback Sadistic Intentions A G...

Jan 06, 20211 hr 13 minSeason 1Ep. 23

Episode 22: Nefarious with Richard Rowntree

Richard Rowntree joins me for a second time to do a deep dive on his home invasion crime thriller/horror Nefarious . Packed with visual flair, gritty characters, and gore that far outpaces its shoestring budget, Rowntree and Ash Mountain Films push the limits of indie filmmaking and good taste. Hey, does anybody read these things anyway? First person to email me at notsuitablepod@gmail.com with the subject line I'M PAYING ATTENTION gets a gently used blu ray of Nefarious in the mail. Nefarious i...

Dec 30, 20201 hr 5 minSeason 1Ep. 22

Episode 21: All Through The House featuring Todd Nunes

A podcast is stirring! Merry Christmas and please enjoy a bonus episode of an instant classic Christmas slasher, All Through The House ! Writer/Director Todd Nunes joins me to talk about all the low budget, mean-spirited, gory goodness in store! It's the most Christmas of any Christmas horror we've covered this year, so I wanted to leave this episode as a special gift for y'all. So please enjoy! All Through The House is literally streaming everywhere, including Prime, TubiTV, Roku, Vudu, and is ...

Dec 25, 20201 hr 2 minSeason 1Ep. 21
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