8* — The Fifth Element is coal

The LNP want to give you a school chaplain to sooth your worries about climate change, and we discuss whether you can ever get away with a "BUT" after "death is horrible".   Banning Nazi stuff

• Victoria is banning swastikas and other Nazi symbols.
• IPA alumni Tim Wilson became Human Rights Commissioner, and then helped them out.

Preaching to the choir

• Worried about climate change? It’s okay, two Liberal Ministers are proposing more school chaplains to help!.
• Luke Howard is all about school chaplains. He pushed for more funding in 2018 too.
• As housing minister he said he wanted to put a “positive spin” on homelessness.
• Maybe if you’re feeling bad, you can do some mindfulness with the Labor Party coloring book.
• Barnaby Joyce doesn’t want to denounce satan? Also he doesn’t think climate change is real.

Covid zone

• “Death is horrible, BUT”
• “There’ll be funerals, BUT you’ll be able to go to them!”
• Hospital systems are critically overloaded in Victoria in NSW.
• Bunnings is calling it, and reopening their stores.