¶ Intro / Opening
Hey, Jay, can you stop hitting golf balls? I'm trying to record a new trailer for the podcast. All right, Queen Emma, you can hit record.
¶ Returning From Maternity Leave
Oh, fuck. Maternity leave is gone. It's We're having fun. Welcome back, real ones. I'm officially returning from maternity leave next week with a brand new episode dropping Thursday, May 29th. And you're not going to believe who we booked as our first guest back. Should I give them a hint, Queen Emma? It's the year 2002.
¶ Show Preview: Guests and Topics
Whether you've been a real one since we started or you're a new NGL listener, I've got you covered every Thursday with brand new episodes featuring guests I have no business. talking to people like kelly clarkson american idol just absolutely nailed it on the first try i didn't even know it was a tv show until my third audition like we were Literally trying to pay our bills, y'all. Kate Hudson. I've gotten like, that's so cringe, like mom. Yeah, like don't wear that. And I still can't believe
I talked to Michelle Obama. I'm not gonna lie. Doesn't it irritate you when the wee people take the tall guys? When we were in high school, we would always complain about, this girl's like five feet tall and she's standing in high who's 6'5". You can't save that for us. On this show, I get brutally honest, the only way I know how to be, about important topics like modern parenting.
women in sports, and my complete and utter disdain for the Dallas Cowboys. Plus, you'll get some occasional words of wisdom from my seven years of marriage. This man bent over, farted, and then went, whoops. And you know I'll never pass on the chance to set the record straight on rumors and remind people that if they fuck around they will in fact find out. Make sure you check out my first episode back from maternity leave on Thursday, May 29th on YouTube and wherever you get your podcasts.