KYLE LOSES HIS ARMS AND LEGS, AND MATT DRAGGS HIM AROUND FROM PLACE TO PLACE WHILE THEY TALK ABOUT DYING! ALL THAT AND MORE IN THIS EXCITING EPISODE OF NOT FILM SCHOOL! Dark subject matter is addressed in this episode, and I urge you that if you are contemplating that final step, reconsider. The world's always better with you in it. If you need someone to talk to, email the show, if that's too personal, then contact: Suicide Hotline 800-273-8255 Featuring: Matt Frelinger A wonderful, gorgeous, h...
Nov 27, 2020•2 hr 2 min•Ep. 17
"WE ARE ALL BOOKS OF BLOOD; WHEREVER WE ARE OPENED, WE ARE RED!" - Clive Barker This movie never even mentioned that beloved quote! This is a rough one guys, but thankfully Kyle doesn't have to go it alone! This time he's got a friend who is versed in the blood-soaked scriptures of yore, and Brieana and Kyle are both bringing BEEF for this SUPER SCARY HALLOWEEN SPECIAL OF... NOT FILM SCHOOL! Featuring: Brieana Woodward A hilarious Boston Comedian and artist who's just as likely to paint you the ...
Oct 31, 2020•2 hr 1 min•Ep. 16
Pull out your synth and starting tapping out those John Carpenter songs you know so well, CAUSE IT'S A HALLOWEEN EPISODE! Not like...the movie Halloween... But It has Halloween references! An incredibly fun film with more charm than gore, and a focus on atmosphere over gore! Wash the pumpkin guts off your hands and watch the movie already! WARNING: Domestic and sexual violence are discussed in this episode. Featuring: Jai Demeule! A Hilarious Boston-based stand-up comedian with a dark sense of h...
Oct 27, 2020•2 hr 22 min•Ep. 15
HERE IS THE EPISODE THAT NONE OF YOU ASKED FOR, but you got it anyways! Is the controversy worth it? This isn't a baited question that would normally tempt Kyle, but between the hate and the love that both seem to swarm around this film, he felt he needed to figure this out FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL! And then he couldn't figure it out.... WARNING: This episode contains discussion on sensitive matters, especially matters involving violence against women. Please listen with caution, and take care of yo...
Oct 15, 2020•1 hr 55 min•Ep. 14
Want to know what you get when you mix a classically renowned horror director with a classically renowned comedy director? When you mix jokes with suspense? When a "punch-line" could mean...ANYTHING? Do all of these questions give you...HIGH ANXIETY!? Well Yanna and Kyle will talk you down in this comprehensive (psycho)analysis of this crazy-good film! Featuring Yanna Marie A talented youtube content creator with a very active art-based channel! Check her out at: Expressively Yanna Marie https:/...
Oct 02, 2020•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 13
IT'S TIME FOR SPIDERWEBS AND PUMKIN SPICE, PEOPLE! Start your spooky season off right with a validated scream-season classic! Kyle's older brother Asa tags along, and they from a classsic 80's style brother-survival combo! Spoiler: Kyle and Asa survive til the very end! Featuring: Asa Seeley He's a brother who is older than the host, and so he has more wisdom and stuff. Musical Recommendation: Crosses Special Thanks To: Ryan Maguire - For singing on the steps to my house! (Music) Brieana Woodwar...
Sep 25, 2020•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 12
Burn the establishment to the ground, tear down your would-be idles, fight the man! Sorry, I'm just riled up by a movie that is so punk rock, it flipped my sense of authority UPSIDE DOWN! And it did so with a considerable sense of style; in clothing at least. This episode will rock your boat, baby, SO . CHECK . IT . OUT. Featuring: Jeremy Cangiano @jeremycangiano (or professionally @cangianostudios) Kyle and Jeremy have known each other since they were mere children in the public education syste...
Sep 08, 2020•1 hr 41 min•Ep. 11
Are you prepared to watch an adorable movie, filled with murder and cannibalism? Then boy, is this the film for you! How about an in-depth allegory for a tyrannical government that devours its people in the name of creature comforts for the rest? If you checked yes, then golly, you have found your movie! I could keep going with these things, but I'm just trying to tell you it's a multi-faceted film full of charm and meaningful symbolism! CHECK IT OUT Featuring: Kaileigh! You know, the Kaileigh y...
Aug 17, 2020•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 10
Come one, come all, to this revolving door of sketch comedy! There'll be piss in your pop-corn, your "woke-ness" will be poke and prodded, and you will definitely see lots of 70's boobies! But most importantly, you will absolutely laugh! Featuring Joe Moubhij: A dear friend of Kyle's, Joe is an electrical engineer by day, and a climate-change denier by night! Just kidding, he's not an idiot If you're a climate-change denier, feel free to EMAIL ME so I can -not- respond! thisisnotfilmschool@gmail...
Jul 02, 2020•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 9
Kyle brings his charismatic friend Matthew on an animated cross-country tour, led by Goofy and his son Max! And they didn't even need any LSD! Feel free to tag along and listen to them break down the inner psychological workings of Goofy Goof and Max Goof in this angsty 1995 Disney Feature Film that has amassed a cult following! JOINT THE CULT OF GOOF! Featuring Matthew Denaro from Brew Roots Podcast! If you don't like what we said about Goofy and you wanna stick up for him, EMAIL US! thisisnotf...
May 19, 2020•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 8
Featuring a very special guest, Gabriella Seeley, (Kyle's sister,) Kyle and Gabby discuss what it truly means to be a hero. Kyle will do back flips, and Gabby will run people over, and it.will.be.a.good.time. Enjoy our discourse on a well respected, up and coming anime franchise that deserves every bit of hype that precedes it! Thinking Gabby could make a pretty good voice actress? Email us! thisisnotfilmschool@gmail.com Musical Suggestion: Amigo The Devil Special Thanks To: Ryan Maguire - You l...
Apr 18, 2020•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 7
Ever wonder about that Mighty Mighty Bosstones song "Impression That I Get"? Well watch this movie and think "There But For the Grace Go I," folks! There will be blood, and lots of it, in this exploitation film whose legacy is built on the fact that there is live footage of human death within its reels! Be warned, this movie is not for the faint of heart. EMAIL US! We have some controversial stuff in this episode! If it pisses you off, or if you would like to correct us where we may be wrong, th...
Mar 11, 2020•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 6
Are you ready to want to die over and over and over again!? Well then watch this movie! It's got as many deaths as one level of Contra, and practically no gore! What a formula! Listen along as Kyle and Kaileigh deliver their very first bad review on a movie with mostly positive reviews! !!Caution!! We address delicate topics that might be uncomfortable for certain listeners, namely sexual assault, and urge anyone who might be upset by our banter to contact either of these institutions: National ...
Feb 13, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 5
Watch out for crabs, cause Kyle and Kaileigh are taking you to the beach! In 1991's Point Break, you'll be robbing banks and jumping out of planes in a thrill seeker's delight! Just don't get too wrapped up in all the fun you're having, or you might not be the same when it's over... Email us! We'd love that! thisisnotfilmschool@gmail.com Musical Suggestion: Sheer Mag Thanks to: Ryan Maguire - For some super-fast fretwork! (Music) Sarah M. Frye - For art that's smart! (Art) Joe Moubhij and Andrew...
Jan 30, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 4
Zip up your sleeping bag and get your mittens on, cause we're going sleepwalking with Mike Birbiglia! A charming film, a hilarious comedian, WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT!? Email us at: thisisnotfilmschool@gmail.com Musical Suggestion! Alvvays : https://youtube.com/watch?v=T1n72aCdwdU Thanks to Ryan Maguire , for shakin out some jams (Music) Sarah M. Frye , for articulating artistically (Art) Joe Moubhij and Andrew Pierce for telling me how to compute (IT Advice) And Mike Birbiglia , for combining st...
Dec 30, 2019•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 3
email us at : thisisnotfilmschool@gmail.com Tell us you love us! Please!! Or don't, all review is good review! To be honest we're really just looking for new friends. Special thanks to: Ryan Maguire - For ripping some righteous riffs! (Music) Sarah Margaret Frye - For drawing me as the devil! (Art) Joe Moubhij and Andrew Pierce - For helping me step into the digital age I've been hiding from my whole life! (Administrative Advice) And Paul W. S. Anderson - Who needs continuity when you have aesth...
Dec 11, 2019•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 2
thisisnotfilmschool@gmail.com Let us know if you hate us! ESPECIALLY let us know if you like us! Musical Recommendation: Caravan Palace. Their new album Chronologic is available now! Thank you to: Ryan Maguire - For the righteous guitar intro. (Music) Sarah Margaret Frye - For the super-cool art! (Art) Joe Moubhij and Andrew Pierce - For helping with web-based confusion (Administrative Advice) And David Lynch - For this weird spectacle you clearly poured your heart and soul into!...
Dec 11, 2019•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 1
