Guess what? Your gals picked up the ol' podcast equipment once more to implore the divas near and far to get yer tickets NOW for this summer's hottest fragrance event! Our 2025 Murmurs Scent Swap takes place June 1st from 6-9. Bring a 50% full bottle of a perfume you'd like to part with and get automatically entered into our raffle, featuring sponsors like Luckyscent, the IAO, HollywoodGifts, James Veloria, and the queen herself, Hilde Soliani (among many, many others!) Don't wait to get your ti...
May 23, 2025•13 min
They say opinions are like A$$holes: everyone has one. Well you're in luck frag hags because this very special Nose Candy Hotline episode has THREE! That's right, this week Maddie and Chloe are joined by artist, writer, sage advisor, and host of the hilarious podcast Dial Dan, Dan Allegretto! These three armchair experts are rolling up their sleeves, spraying down their wrists, and fastening on their thinking caps to answer your burning fragrance questions. That means everything from office scen...
Mar 26, 2025•1 hr 29 min•Season 3Ep. 11
Join your girls as they plumb the spiritual depths for a look into past life perfumes, which means everything from an incarnated infanticide frag, to an occulty Manson Family musk. Do you want to smell like the inherent darkness of the human soul? Or better a perfume that projects Pernicious Woman? A cosmic compendium of cherry chapsticks? Whether you're a gay housewife or a dirty Dubai chocolate bar, this is one Gelted and GOAT-ed episode that is best enjoyed in this lifetime. Fragrances Discus...
Mar 19, 2025•1 hr 32 min•Season 3Ep. 10
Curious about what happens when two frag hags stop being polite and start getting real? This is The Real World, Nose Candy edition, which means your fake ass hosts are finally cutting the crap and smelling it like it is. The gals are sharing their favorite Real perfumes which means everything from a sex work scent, a Midsommar musk, and Palm Springs potpouri. Whether you're in the pocket of big Little Gem, swinging on a shag carpet, or just sipping on olive juice, this is one fresh, frank, and f...
Mar 12, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Season 3Ep. 9
Want to know the frags Maddie and Chloe spray when they're feeling fraudulent? This week the fakest b!ches you know met up to talk about fragrance phonies, which means a banquette bouquet, a compote cologne and honey-ed horse chestnut. Whether you enjoy pudding with fall leaves, black pepper shortbread, or simply hair in your food, this is one bull$hit, bunk, and bogus ep you won't want to miss! Fragrances Discussed: Tonka Cola by Mancera Panettone by Milano Fragranze Hilde Soliani Sale e Pepe H...
Mar 05, 2025•1 hr 24 min•Season 3Ep. 8
This week the ladies are shining their scepters and filling their chalices just in time for an enchanted, ember-cloaked episode. Follow these bards along the wandering bridge to the Empire of Perfumoria and unlock the key to their Dark Twisted Perfume Fantasy. That means everything from a Bert and Ernie scent to a public library perfume and a mythic Mad Men fragrance. Whether you're a Dragon Rider, a Fae, a Wizard, or a necromancer, this is one elven and ethereal episode you won't want to miss! ...
Feb 26, 2025•1 hr 13 min•Season 3Ep. 7
This week your ladies are Nude as the News just in a time for a buckwild episode all about naked perfumes! That means the ladies are disinfecting with a Fabuloso frag, scrubbing down with a St. Ives scent, and embracing the malodorous with Un Musc. All that plus a list of potential perfumer pod guests, Chloe's choreography playbook, and Maddie's brand new perfume collection setup. Want to see these two bare it all ON VIDEO? Subscribe at patreon.com/nosecandy for Patreon-exclusive Nose Candy vide...
Feb 19, 2025•1 hr 13 min•Season 3Ep. 6
What do Anne Hathaway, Padma Lakshmi, and Tom Cruise all have in common? They’re all card carrying members of the brunette union. For this tall dark and handsome ep Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss their favorite scents for brunettes, which meant architecture accords, benzoin bouquets, and a very special Passover perfume. Whether your hair is chestnut, chocolate, carmel or mahogany, this is a warm, rich, and tawny episode you won’t want to miss! Fragrances Discussed: Olene by Diptyque Child by...
Feb 12, 2025•1 hr 28 min•Season 3Ep. 5
This week your resident aesthetes met up to talk about perfumes that just smell... pretty. That means everything from French candy frags, to pound cake perfumes to a lobster bisque bouquet-- but this episode is more than just a pretty face! The search for the ultimate pretty girl perfume means tackling tough questions, such as: where can a girl get a pair of McQueen Armadillo boots? is Chloe's dream of quivering oysters a subconscious lesbian awakening? Why is Letterboxd called that? Whether you...
Feb 05, 2025•53 min•Season 3Ep. 4
This week the ladies met up for a very timely episode in honor of the reason all student films look like that: the late great David Lynch. Inspired by their favorite artist's unique brand of terrifying cheeriness, the gals are talking about the surreal perfumes in their collections that are a bit.. askew. That means glass-scented sunshine, wood mill musk, tour bus toilet, and tampax top notes. From the scent of a Hollywood bungalow to meditation musk to a Laura Palmer perfume, these are the frag...
Jan 29, 2025•1 hr 25 min•Season 3Ep. 3
Can you guess which perfumes made the Nose Candy ladies :) and :( in 2024? Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss the year's most fragrant foibles and most redolent rewards, which means hair gel perfume, muffled roses, and a healthy spray of wax seal. Listen in as Chloe delves into her intergalactic voyage to meet Mr Universe, while Maddie scores a life-changing DILF perfume at their annual holiday scent swap. Whether you see the glass half full or are waiting for the other shoe to drop, this is a t...
Jan 22, 2025•1 hr 20 min•Season 3Ep. 2
It's that time of year again: your favorite olfactory oracles are gazing into their crystal balls to predict the biggest fragrance trends of 2025. That means everything from shower suds, to sea sprays, to cunted cantaloupe and creamy cleavage. Whether you want to smell like a seafaring melon, a sinewy starlet, or simply Slightly B!tch, do not touch that dial! Fragrances Discussed: Clue Warm Bulb d'Annam white rice Diptyque Eau Papier Santal Basmati by Affinessence Andrea Maack Ceramic Chokedee b...
Jan 09, 2025•1 hr 39 min•Season 3Ep. 1
This week your ladies are glossy, bossy, and oakmoss-y just in time for an episode all about lipstick perfume! Maddie and Chloe met up to review their fave lipstick-scented frags and break down the notes that make these perfumes oh so kissable. That means the scent of a dominatrix on duty, a powdery pocketbook, and Eau de Eiffel Tower. All that plus the ladies host yet another scent swap, Maddie gets the sniffles, and Chloe cosplays as Beverly Hills Housewife Dorit Kemsley. Whether you overline,...
Jan 01, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Season 2Ep. 45
This week the ladies are sipping on Erewhon smoothies and ducking from paparazzi flashbulbs alongside world-famous Celebrity Book Club podcast co-host Lily Marotta! The comedian, performance artist, and infamous Italian American sat down with Maddie and Chloe for a conversation all about Celebrity perfumes, which meant everything from the scent of animal cruelty to cinnamon infinity pools to Eau de Vitamin Water. If you're a fan of lesbian feminist spoken word, the Bubble Yum duck, Broadway scre...
Dec 19, 2024•1 hr 27 min•Season 2Ep. 44
This week your Cinnamon Girls are spicing things up with an episode all about pepper-upper perfumes that not only cut the mustard but are absolutely worth their salt! We all know variety is the spice of life, so Maddie and Chloe reached deep into the pantry for a discussion of their favorite olfactory seasoning blends. That means everything from Indian food frags, 80s aesthetics, patchouli projection, and bread and butter perfume. Whether you want to smell like a rose in an armpit or Sharon Ston...
Dec 11, 2024•1 hr 20 min•Season 2Ep. 43
Music on, world off. Inspired by the block rocking beats they pumped all year, Maddie and Chloe met up to discuss their most played perfumes of 2024, just in time for Nose Candy Wrapped! Whether you want to smell like a hot milk injection, a perfect pussy petal, or Maddie in middle school, this is the definitive list of the fb frags your gals just couldn't put down. Fragrances Discussed: Guerlain Insolence Zoologist Hummingbird Etat Libre d'Orange Rien Guerlain Mitsouko Joy by Jean Patou Chanel ...
Dec 05, 2024•1 hr 21 min•Season 2Ep. 42
This week your favorite supersprayers have their finger on a button even more destructive than the pulse of perfume popularity. That's right, Maddie and Chloe came to the table for a two-woman treaty on nuclear perfume performance and these hawks are ready to declare all out olfactory warfare! Before they detonate, they're targeting the tough tactical questions, namely: Which perfume is 80s-era Melanie Griffith wearing? Is Hilde Soliani a cheesemonger on weekends? When the hell will Vanna White ...
Nov 27, 2024•1 hr 15 min•Season 2Ep. 41
Start preening your Pinterest and refining your registry fragheads, this week the ladies are joined by fan fave Nose Candy guest Steve Gontarski to talk all about wedding perfumes! You may know Steve from his genius Tik Toks, ubiquity on the Luckyscent instagram, and as the manager of Scent Bar LA, but did you know he's also mawwied? The LA perfume icon sat down with the gals to talk about the scent he wore on his wedding day and graciously allowed the ladies to design their own fantasy weddings...
Nov 20, 2024•1 hr 49 min•Season 2Ep. 40
Dust off your top hat and pull out your white rabbit because this week your favorite mentalists are discussing perfect perfume illusions. Maddie and Chloe both brought along olfactory evidence of perfumers' sleight of hand, which means a warm hair scent, a Frou Frou frag and a reincarnated rose. Are you ready to suspend disbelief, embrace illusion, and experience the mind-bending mentalism of perfume magic? This is one fabulous feat of fragrance endurance you will not want to miss! Fragrances Di...
Nov 13, 2024•1 hr 21 min•Season 2Ep. 39
This week your gals are going nuts for a petroleum perfume, bananas for a thai food frag, and losing their senses over the smell of Hot Dog on a Stick. That's right, Maddie and Chloe are sliding off their straight jackets to share the unhinged perfumes in their collections that are juuuust crazy enough to work. That means everything from sneaky balene, to Mother's Day milkshakes to Blue Velvet burglaries. All that PLUS Maddie overcomes her social media addiction, Chloe adds a stack of titles to ...
Nov 06, 2024•1 hr 23 min•Season 2Ep. 38
Calling all corpses! It's almost fright night at Nose Candy HQ, and Maddie and Chloe are celebrating the only way they know how: by spraying the sepulchral scent of death. This week your favorite tricks are treating you with a Memento Mori special episode just in time for All Hallows Eve. That means the deathly scent of a funeral pyre, haunted potpourri in a wicker basket, devastating natural disasters, ghoulish grape markers and much more! Whether you're dead and decaying, living and giving, or...
Oct 31, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Season 2Ep. 37
Looking for a blueprint to become famous on TikTok? Don't turn that dial: this week the Nose Candy ladies are joined by Los Angeles' sexiest content creator slash reptile enthusiast Marc Sebastian! Marc sat down with Maddie and Chloe to discuss TikTok perfume trends, Oreo events, shoplifting from Abercrombie, vintage vinegar, and the social ramifications of chronic face blindness. Follow along as they sniff through a Titanic scent, a Play Dough perfume, and two unreleased Chanel frags (hello Nos...
Oct 23, 2024•1 hr 37 min•Season 2Ep. 36
What's my motivation? This week the Nose Candy gals are going Inside the Actor's Studio with the brilliant and hilarious comedian, actress, and podcaster Kate Berlant! Kate sat down with Maddie and Chloe for a table read about their favorite Method Acting perfumes, or the scents they spray to get into character. Listen in as these three go off book to discuss perfume for chronic migraines, curly hair scent sensitivity, fragrance gatekeeping, and perfume shopping at the furniture store. Would you...
Oct 16, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Season 2Ep. 35
This week your gals are hushed, brushed. tapped, and tucked in for an Nose Candy ASMR episode about fragrances that WHISPER. That means Maddie and Chloe are finally piping down to share the scents in their collections that speak volumes... at the quietest volume possible. Follow along as they sniff a Molecule 01 for girls, a Frederic Fekkai frag, a desperation musk, and a Larry Gagosian perfume. All that PLUS answers to the week's toughest questions, including: is astrology a smartphone-based pr...
Oct 09, 2024•1 hr 22 min•Season 2Ep. 34
This week your gals are blessed, buzzed, and beaming brighter than the Northern Lights; artist and creative director of Andrea Maack Perfumes Andrea Maack is in the building! The chicest woman in Iceland sat down with Maddie and Chloe to talk about smells that project Wellness, which meant sampling a Four Seasons fragrance, a hand soap scent, eau de equinox, and a poppers perfume. Whether you're slugging colloidal silver, crazy for cryotherapy, addicted to acupuncture, or fit as a fiddle, this e...
Oct 02, 2024•1 hr 30 min•Season 2Ep. 33
Oh, you think you know freshies? Think again frag hag. This week the Nose Candy ladies are getting wet and wild for a clean-themed episode all about the scintillating scent of the shower. Looking to smell like a guido at 1 OAK? What about a piece of Milanese man meat? A department store diva or an old money motha? Whether you're doing it dirty and want to clean up or are freaky and fresh and want to feel filthy, this is one squeaky, sudsy, steamy episode you will not want to miss! Fragrances Dis...
Sep 25, 2024•1 hr 33 min•Season 2Ep. 32
This week Maddie and Chloe find themselves on two different coasts, but that won't stop these bloodhounds from putting their noses where they don't belong. Follow along as our two little improvisers say "yes, and" and apply the Nose Candy perfume rating system to a suite of completely random household objects! Whether you like huffing paint, smelling pens or sniffing glue, this noxious little ep will leave you short of breath and high on life! (Reminder: Maddie and Chloe are NOT role models. Ple...
Sep 18, 2024•1 hr 18 min•Season 2Ep. 31
BIG NEWS! Your favorite lil stinkers launched a Patreon ! This is a short preview of a bonus episode that's available in full on Patreon. Subscribers will get main eps a day early, weekly bonus content, and more! !!! www.patreon.com/nosecandy !!! *** Okay you little spendthrifts: think you can sniff out a drugstore cheapie from a top shelf nichie? For this bonus episode Chloe puts Maddie to the test, asking her to guess the price range for a selection of secret frags. Listen in as they discuss t...
Sep 12, 2024•3 min
Put your deuces up and get ready to spice up your life because this week your favorite gender separatists are subverting the dominant paradigm to talk about must-have girl power scents. Listen in as Maddie and Chloe tie on their pink pussy hats to sniff a hyper-femme floriental, a lesbian-coded powder puss frag, and a perfume that smells like a porno. These two are closing their legs (finally) and widening the gender gap just in time for a no-boys-allowed episode you will not want to miss! Fragr...
Sep 10, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Season 2Ep. 30
This week the Nose Candy gals are joined by White Smellephant collaborator and bestie Abdi Taslimi to talk about the smell of sweat, the perfume of pussy juice, the bouquet of blood, and the stink of shit. The genius artist working in perfume sat down with Maddie and Chloe to Let The Bodies Hit The Floor, sharing their favorite scents that recall the beautiful rainbow of human secretions. Whether you're looking to smell like a barnyard, a bellybutton, baby batter, bile, or simply a butthole, thi...
Sep 03, 2024•1 hr 42 min•Season 2Ep. 29
