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Episodes

184: I Don't Understand What You're Doing, Old Man

@stephenkrueger takes the reins for this episode, leading the MIRPs into group therapy, a news-free zone, and a twisted game of Fuck Marry Kill. SPOILER ALERT: @casscardenes spoils the crap out of Game of Thrones as she retells the entire series in three minutes. @sylvainbbb wants to go into outer space and @martyyu shuts the fuck up for once.

May 22, 20192 hr 3 min

183: Queenie and Trashcan

MIRP @casscardenes returns to the show to retell the magical tale of Star Wars. @stephenkrueger trashes @martyyu's news segment (surprise). The MIRPs also talk about Disneyland, TV show cancellations, and who they want to see dead. Plus, they spoil the crap out of "The Wandering Earth." Next week: "Wine Country" Fill the sack for next week, when Steve runs the show: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

May 19, 20192 hr 3 min

182: Marty Drops the Pod Late

The male MIRPs bro out with only a bit of politics and a good hunk on sketch comedy. Marty laments the loss of a producer you may not know. John asks Krueger about his obsession with FICO scores. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

May 14, 20191 hr 57 min

181: No Spoiler Content, Just Spoiled Content

@martyyu actually does some research on some news! Then he discusses Avengers Endgame in broad, unspoil-y strokes while @stephenkrueger does the same with GoT s08e03. They scrub all the spoilers out of The Dirt and dissect epic action scenes. Get in our mail sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

May 03, 20191 hr 55 min

180: Lady Mudflaps

Leave your empathy at the door for this week's pod, with special guest MIRP, @stevedave47. We discuss "Free Solo" (spoiler: he reaches the top!) and joke theft. @CassCardenes expresses her love for the pixelated bussies of "Naked and Afraid". @SylvainBBB embraces his carabiner fetish. Plus some nice, fleshy SOFTBALLS! Fill our sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Apr 24, 20192 hr 6 min

179: Brag-a-thon

The MIRPs go elbow-deep into the mail sack. For once, @martyyu doesn't bring up politics...so @SylvainBBB takes up the reins! With @casscardenes & @stephenkrueger, the MIRPs talk about the oddest show on Netflix, give an update on missing MIRPs, and explore the intricacies of a bang-bang. sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Apr 19, 20192 hr 3 min

178: What Was the Question?

@martyyu unpacks the Green New Deal for the first few minutes, but then we get right into #Ultraman (thumbs up from @casscardenes and @stephenkrueger). The MIRPs go on to talk about smoking in movies, road tripping, and what makes Marty pee. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Apr 10, 20191 hr 55 min

177: Dumber Every Day

Today @martyyu has the dumbest revelation about cable news, @casscardenes spoils a mediocre documentary, and @stephenkrueger shits on Marty's cheapskatedness. Plus we try a game stolen by Cassandra. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com! And wish Cassandra happy birthday!

Apr 04, 20191 hr 34 min

176: Poorly Thought Out Sentences

In an intimate one-on-one Nooner, @stephenkrueger and @martyyu solve racism, dissect Apple's new offerings, go deep into digital streaming, and get real about mindfulness. Plus Humphrey the dog goes viral! Fill the mail sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Mar 29, 20191 hr 59 min

175: The Eggs Benedict of Podcasts

he MIRPs complain about social media, explore Nordic streaming services, relive Entourage, and then go on to detail the foulest sex tape involving two world leaders - heavy trigger alert!

Mar 20, 20191 hr 20 min

174: Antitrust and the Bachelor?

On a freeform ep, MIRPs, @casscardenes, @vivianizcool, @stephenkrueger & @martyyu chat about corporate monopolies, dick-cutting in the '90s, Colton's virginity (who's Colton?), and - finally - Russian Doll. We tackle a full sack, so stay tuned! Fill it, too: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Mar 18, 20191 hr 53 min

173: 4 Narcissists Walk into a Podcast

On today's sausage-fest, the male MIRPs are joined by @johathanlgoldstein of Drake & Josh fame! Krueger breaks him with his Leaving Neverland recap, Marty takes a deep dive into Theranos, and John shows off his keys again. Plus, super soft balls, nerding out on Captain Marvel, and a touch of manga.

Mar 06, 20191 hr 59 min

172: Welcome to Ghostcast!

Cassandra takes hosting duties away from control freak, Marty, as she delves into Kylie Jenner, the spirit of Pablo Escobar, and a bunch of other weird shit. Plus, all new theme songs and bits! Also joining is sometimes-MIRP, @vivianizcool.

Feb 28, 20191 hr 59 min

171: Bone-hemian Rhapsody

The MIRPs get super sexy with some deep income tax talk. Plus, they spoil Annihilation, chat about hate-crime hoaxes, and play the Porn Parody Name Game. Take a dive into the mail sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Feb 22, 20191 hr 53 min

170: Who Cares?

The MIRPs are joined by Drew McCord Austin again as Marty climbs on his socialist soapbox yet again. Plus, Cassandra and Krueger do a deep, spoiler-filled dive on Abducted in Plain Sight and all its batshit craziness. And then they discuss which actors can play which roles. Because Nooner has the authority! Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Feb 13, 20191 hr 58 min

169: This Is the Metaphor

The MIRPs are joined by guest MIRP, PeterWG, who sets the record straight about the logistics Fyre Festival. We talk the actual state of our Union and compare the racist governor from Virginia to Liam Neeson. Krueger updates us on the State of the Balls and Cassandra shakes her fist at the "Flyover Yuckies." Plus, we trudge through the softest of softballs ever. Lo siento. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Feb 06, 20191 hr 57 min

168: Bummer Island, Population Us

Joined by Drew McCord Austin, the MIRPs spin the Wheel of Racism multiple times, spoil as many movies as they can, and examine the art of "wake-up acting". Krueger continues to mock John Sylvain's keychain, Cassandra delights in Chinese confections, and Marty shows off his new dog's scrotum. Podcasting at its best. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Feb 02, 20192 hr

167: Soundbathing and Stuff

The MIRPs have the revelation that people are dumb. They also talk about sleep remedies, the Oscars, and sperm injections. Marty embraces some New Age shit. Krueger mocks John, and Cassandra makes up words. Tasty stuff. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Jan 23, 20192 hr 6 min

166:Talking Things

Cassandra returns to the show along with Krueger and Marty. They talk about teachers, "Mandy", weight loss, and how apparently Marty doesn't have a romantic bone in his body. Bunch of other stuff, too. Join in: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Jan 19, 20192 hr 1 min

165: I Will Fu@k Myself Off

The boy MIRPs are back in 2019 with some thoughts about some news bits, the Golden Globes, standup comedy, Thanos, and puns. Plus Krueger tries to add spice up the mix with some microphone games. The key word is "tries." Don't forget about our saggy sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Jan 08, 20191 hr 57 min

164: Return of the Midge

The Midge returns to his tiny mic to regale us with spinning and screenwriting insights. John, Cassandra, Marty and Krueger also visit the Sports Zone, the Tech Corner, the Deep Fry Pot, and a bunch of other weird places. And then Krueger may have psychically killed someone while recording.

Dec 19, 20182 hr 11 min

163: A Star Was Born (in the '80s)

After the MIRPs jabber about nonsense like the Oscars and the Persons of the Year, they are joined by Lance Guest, star of The Last Starfighter, Halloween 2, and Jaws 4: The Revenge. He tells tales of being on Broadway and sharing the stage with Marty in a new play. Plus, a deep dive on what is the quintessential American movie.

Dec 12, 20182 hr 1 min

162: A MIRPmas Miracle!

It's a house full of MIRPs with Cassandra, Krueger, John Sylvain, Marty, and returning guest, Drew McCord Austin (aka, hipster Bob Seger). They talk about how to cure the common cold, Shang Chi, Love (comma) Actually Live, and holiday movies and memories. Don't forget to fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com #OilofOregano

Dec 06, 20182 hr 1 min

161: It's All Just a Game

MIRPs John and Marty dig deep today, talking about recently passed Hollywood legends, upcoming movies, and even upcoming potential guests. They also discuss how to live in a self-destructing world and how to gamify your life. noonerpodcast@gmail.com!

Nov 27, 20182 hr

160: Wifey Litter

It's a sausage fest with Krueger, John Sylvain, and Marty!. John mansplains the legacy of Stan Lee, Marty celebrates the patriarchy in our political system, and Krueger expresses his love for Mandy (get it, MAN-dy?). No mail sack (noonerpodcast@gmail.com), but lots of laughs and only 2 dad jokes.

Nov 13, 20181 hr 43 min

159: Three Idiots Yammering

Krueger rejoins the MIRPs after a long hiatus. Marty foolishly is hopeful before the midterm elections, but John is there to shit on his liberal dreams. Plus, there's some talk about eating slugs and how far you'd go to get an acting gig. Good times? Help our sack expand: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Nov 10, 20181 hr 47 min

158: Cassandra Who?

MIRPs John, Cassandra, and Marty ramble on about Halloween, weddings, and horrifying things in the news. They play a new improv game and get deep into the mailsack. Help our sack expand: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Nov 05, 20181 hr 50 min

157: George Lucas Is a Weirdo

Marty, Cassandra, and John Sylvain have a pow-wow about the shirtty state of things, Northstar vs. Quicksilver, apologies, Thelma AND Louise, and the creepy ideas coming out of George Lucas' oddly shaped head. Plus, we somehow get softballs with the Midge. Fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Oct 29, 20181 hr 46 min

156: MIRP Abandoned

In a rambling, but short podcast, Marty the MIRP goes solo, having been left alone at the mic. A bit of news, a bit of comic books, some usual technical difficulties. The usual, but finally Marty gets to complete a sentence or two. Fill the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Oct 10, 201832 min

155: Sexual Assault Power Hour

The MIRPs talk about white male privilege (mostly @SylvainBBB, of course) but @CassCardenes gets to talk eventually. From Brett Kavanaugh to Louis CK to '80s sex comedies to HP Lovecraft. A little DC talk, a little bit on changing the calendar, and a soupcon of Kyle Bornheimer. noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Oct 03, 20181 hr 55 min
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