A Straight Guy's Guide to Being Single and Happy

So you don’t have a girlfriend, huh? Maybe you just went through a nasty breakup, maybe the search for Ms. Right is taking a lot longer than you thought, or hell, maybe you’ve never had a long-term relationship in your life — I don’t know. But you’re all by yourself, and you’re feeling down about it. Well, stop moping, a-hole. The world hasn’t ended. In fact, a new one has just opened up.  Being single should not be all horrible

As some of you already know, I've been in the single category for a while…

With that out in the open, I'm about to make a bold statement: I'm a catch. Yes, you heard right. Even though no woman has signed up for this boat ride yet, I am a certified G… and you can't teach that!