This week was a recap of our trip to Boston right before the marathon took place. We went to the New Balance experience store . We attended a shake out run with the Shokz crew where Mike breaks a bike and Erin falls and gets a big ouchie. The next morning we went to a golden retriever parade . We go into a fancy members only club and Mike got a boo boo . A strange man knocks on our hotel room door and freaked us out. We were late to get to Regan's hotel before the marathon. Regan's mom got her t...
Apr 24, 2023•41 min•Season 2Ep. 29
Coming at you guys from 4 locations along the Boston Marathon route. We were at Mile 4, 14, the finish line, and lastly our hotel room. We were tracking and supporting our friend Regan (@venturetravelist) who ran her first marathon ! At Mile 4 we were anxious to get started and did not want to miss our first encounter with Regan. At Mile 14 the crowds were HYPE, runners more fatigued and porta potties were in rough shape. Shortly after seeing Regan we rushed to the finish line and got in our pos...
Apr 21, 2023•31 min•Season 2Ep. 80
We give an update on our weak glutes . We have a debate about night stand water . We give a Boston update . We discuss the Barbie movie. Erin is being interviewed for an article and Mike was getting grilled about their relationship and origin . How about them taxes . A man plays the spoons to songs that do not need spoons. Starbucks in Italy is putting olive oil in their coffee . If bears are so dangerous explain their ears. Scotland has a unique way of bringing in more tourists. Delivery driver...
Apr 17, 2023•41 min•Season 2Ep. 28
People on Snapchat are making way too much money and we don't understand it. Mike used ChatGPT to actually fix a problem at work. When was the last time you watched a movie in the theaters ? There was a latex spill in the Delaware River ...Why does this keep happening? In the second installment of our movie club we discuss " Stutz" the documentary about Jonah Hill' s therapist Phil Stutz. You'll never guess how these bikers decided who would win the race. Consider leaving us a 5 star review on A...
Apr 10, 2023•47 min•Season 2Ep. 27
Erin is back from Puerto Rico and has not slept in days . What is going on with everyone's new fascination with Capybaras on TikTok? Mike is in a battle with a critter in his attic. Congress questions the CEO of TikTok and hilarity ensues. Liquid aluminum looks like a delicious sports drink. A man on Twitter (@jaythechou) photoshops Paddington into a show or movie every day. If you order 12 wings at a bar and you get 11 are you saying anything about it? There is a world cup for that game you use...
Apr 03, 2023•47 min•Season 2Ep. 26
Erin is in Puerto Rico ! Her whole family ends up making an appearance in this episode. We go through a bracket of the tastiest looking non-edible things . USATF held their Masters and we are amazed by the athletes. We learn that you can burn tea . Everything Everywhere All At Once won a bunch of awards including best editing. A cruise company is offering a trip to travel around the world for $30,000 per year. A high fashion company released the most outrageous boots, and you'll never guess the ...
Mar 27, 2023•52 min•Season 2Ep. 25
Mr. Rogers will forever be a national treasure. Mike has a first time experience with jury duty . Erin's town is full of crime and corruption . We have our first movie club discussion about Paddington ! Erin has a run in with some teachers who know what she does for work.... Erin had the opportunity to interview Bobbi Gibb , the first woman who ran the Boston Marathon . Erin prepares for her trip to Puerto Rico. A 98 year old woman runs a 5k Consider leaving us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts ...
Mar 20, 2023•49 min•Season 2Ep. 24
Erin and Mike have switched genres and are now a self help podcast . Erin wants to nap badly. Is cooking food a scam? Our glutes are trash. If you split the USA in half who would win in a fight? Payless shoes trolled influencers . A man leaves quarters at vending machines for kids. Consider leaving us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! Follow us on social! https://www.instagram.com/nonmembersonly/ https://www.tiktok.com/@nonmembersonly https://twitter.com/NonMembersOnly Mike: https://...
Mar 13, 2023•55 min•Season 2Ep. 23
Erin gives us an update on her mental health leisure runs. Mike goes to career fairs. We found what may be the greatest shoutout in game show history. A lady breaks a $42,000 piece of art because she wanted to touch it. We discuss the internets scariest video in science. Bing's AI chat should be stopped now.... it's pretty scary. Black Eyed Peas are in a lawsuit with a slime pooping unicorn toy. We follow a man's journey to lose 200 lbs this year. Consider leaving us a 5 star review on Apple Pod...
Mar 06, 2023•48 min•Season 2Ep. 22
We are back to your regularly scheduled programming. We recap the Milrose Games at the Armory in NYC. Erin rants about serial entrepreneurs ... what does that even mean. Past Olympic sites are ghost towns. Rihanna preformed at the Super Bowl for free . John Cena doesn't own his own name. We look into a high school in Indiana with the most ridiculous accommodations. Are we committed to our Movie Club ? Track and field high school team takes shelter dogs on their runs. This episode is brought to y...
Feb 27, 2023•46 min•Season 2Ep. 21
We are once again recording in person, this time from NYC for the Milrose Games at the Armory. We are completely off the rails at points during this episode as we try to figure out where the food we ordered is. We recap our first track and field event from Boston. Mike tells his history of how he was almost involved in track in field in high school. We discuss the documentary Pepsi, Where's My Jet? and have decided to start our own "movie club" (we need a better name for that). Erin rants about ...
Feb 20, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 20
We recorded uncut and unhinged from a hotel in Boston. We filmed with two amazing athletes Trey Cunningham and Aleia Hobbs . We mentally prepare ourselves for our first indoor track and field event. We have a bad experience with our late night dinner order. The TSA test Erin's mysterious electrolyte powder . Our Uber drivers love giving us eating tips . Erin has her first caffeine in 30 days. We explain why tracks should be called tarmacs . Consider leaving us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts o...
Feb 13, 2023•58 min•Season 2Ep. 19
It's National Valentine Shopping Reminder Day. Valentines Day is a scam . Erin tells Mike about her new obsession with this 500 million dollar home called " The One House. " Will Smith's trailer is bigger than Erin's home. We talk about our upcoming trip to Boston - we get to work with some USATF athletes . John Cena followed Erin on Twitter. New podcast creation has dropped off a cliff , and we speculate why that is. Will Tiktok be banned? McDonald's customer accidently gets $5,000 in cash and ...
Feb 06, 2023•53 min•Season 2Ep. 18
It's National Escape Day! Mike rants about long recipes . Erin may be a robot. Mike talks about this documentary he watched called " Pepsi, Where's My Jet ?". Erin gives a Boston Marathon update . If you're a burglar but you only steal things that slightly inconvenience your victim, what are you stealing ? What happens to your body when you take a multivitamin every day? Is your TV too high ? Brendan Frasier is a legend and we are happy to see his come back. Apparently ferrets and falcons work t...
Jan 30, 2023•48 min•Season 2Ep. 17
Today's episodes are like many before it, full of rants and random topics. We revisit our trip to Kansas City now that we've had more time to digest the experience. We rant about water at restaurants, dry January , and too many ads in articles . We talk about this question Mike stumbled upon from Barstool, What were some simple things you thought made people seem rich when you were a kid? A man stole millions from Facebook just by sending them fraudulent invoices. The Rock used to steal a candy ...
Jan 23, 2023•46 min•Season 2Ep. 16
We are recording live from Kansas City in an uncut and unhinged episode! Erin's manager Regan joins us to discuss potentially Erin's biggest day in her career. We all share our experiences coordinating and filming an ad for Sleep Number with NFL star Juju Smith-Schuster ! He was the nicest & kindest dude. We sample BBQ from a few places in Kansas City. Do people actually read in coffee shops or do they pretend? Erin tries out new slang words she's learned. And we all get to know Erin's manag...
Jan 16, 2023•50 min•Season 2Ep. 15
Erin shares her recent experience having a slight mental breakdown in Puerto Rico. Erin pitched a video idea with a famous person and now she has to go through with it. She's a little nervous but excited to see how it turns out. Mike and Erin also discuss the decline of Twitter and how it's not the same platform it used to be. Mike's sisters described pants as soft pants vs hard pants and it makes total sense. In a completely unrelated topic, the duo talk about the origin of the Michelin star an...
Jan 09, 2023•49 min•Season 2Ep. 14
In today's episode Erin is sick in Puerto Rico and quickly starts mentally drifting. We discuss the mysterious midnight paintings of beloved children's author Dr. Seuss , the most stressful jobs in the USA, and Erin talks about her journey through TSA which has made airport history . We also get into a list of signs that you may have a limited vocabulary , and we'll be sharing some insights from GaryVee's latest perspective video. Lastly, we'll be introducing you to a border collie who has becom...
Jan 02, 2023•44 min•Season 2Ep. 13
In the last episode of 2022 Mike and Erin dive into Erin's new obsession with skateboarder and television personality Rob Dyrdek . Erin got a new burst of motivation after listening to a podcast with him. Erin refuses to accept the Oxford word of the year . Apparently walking on broken escalators is dangerous. Erin brings up a DM from a listener who was confused about Mike's choice of car. Santa makes a special cameo for Erin's kids who happened to celebrate Christmas earlier than the rest of us...
Dec 26, 2022•56 min•Season 2Ep. 12
In this episode, Erin discusses her sweat inducing kid's birthday party and her uncomfy challenge working out with college lacrosse players. Mike talks about his office holiday party experience and once again rants about his frustration with packaging. The two also go through a bracket to choose what is the worst part of the holidays . Lastly, Mike shares his thoughts on the magic of OpenAI (ChatGPT) , which he describes as mind blowing. They use it to write themselves a new horror movie which t...
Dec 19, 2022•58 min•Season 2Ep. 11
In this episode, we are parked outside of a mall and recording in a car. Erin gives us an update on the Boston Marathon , and we discuss our Spotify Wrapped for 2022. We talk about a 90 year old's birthday that ended with an explosion. We also share some revelations about the wealth of people who run Goodwill . We attempt a Christmas movie draft pick , and share our thoughts on the " Liver King " scandal. We talk about a letter that was written by AI that tells your kids the truth about Santa . ...
Dec 12, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 10
Erin goes to her high school reunion and runs her first turkey trot the morning after. Is B lack Friday just one big scam? Dan goes on a rampage throwing things out, do you have trouble throwing stuff out? How did you find out Santa wasn't real? Erin is celebrating Christmas in Puerto Rico and is having a hard time getting Santa to visit the kids there. https://thepizzapocket.com/ Use Code " NMONLY " during checkout Consider leaving us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! Follow us on s...
Dec 05, 2022•53 min•Season 2Ep. 9
Would you buy shoes from a store that makes you walk through dirt and grass with them on? We discuss Ebay's retail store created to try to prevent sneaker scalpers . Erin goes on the local news and does the weather. A chain smoking grandpa outruns Erin's marathon time. Can you be a content creator while being a husband or wife? Would you let your barber give you a back massage ? Would you cryogenically freeze your body or brains to be thawed out for the future? We discuss the longest running hea...
Nov 28, 2022•49 min•Season 2Ep. 8
Oh boy do we have a doozy for you guys today. The random transition meter is off the charts. Some USA breads are illegal in the UK. Why some people catch colds every few weeks. Erin rants about podcasters looking down on influencers even though they too are influencers. Mike rants about credit card chargebacks on small businesses. You'll never guess what the song " Entrance of the Gladiators " sounds like. Rats can't puke, just going to throw that in there. A legendary Philadelphia man eats a ro...
Nov 21, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 2Ep. 7
Erin wanders around NYC all weekend doing things for the New York City Marathon . She almost poops her pants multiple times. Was close to getting " wham sauced " whiling holding the the tape at the finish for USATF runners. Erin interviews USA Track & Field's fastest runners. Erin holds her first meet and greet and was shocked by the turn out. She wore jeans for a live podcast recording. Dan catches someone who passes out at the marathon. Thank you so much for listening! Consider leaving us ...
Nov 14, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 6
It seems as though there was a cyber attack on Instagram. Mike recaps his trip to the most magical place on Earth, Disney World . He is disappointed in humanity. Elon Musk bought Twitter, why should we care? Do you tip when you pick up takeout? Thank you so much for listening! Consider leaving us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! Follow us on social! https://www.instagram.com/nonmembersonly/ https://www.tiktok.com/@nonmembersonly https://twitter.com/NonMembersOnly Mike: https://www.t...
Nov 07, 2022•52 min•Season 2Ep. 5
Happy Halloween friends! Today we go through some spooky Halloween facts ! We discuss the first candy ever made. We rate some of the most popular Halloween candies ...Does anyone actually eat Milk Duds? Who is like, "heck yes, I got Milk Duds"?? We go through the top Halloween trends according to Google . Is Hocus Pocus the best Halloween movie? We accidently discover some spooky season SCAMS . Thank you so much for listening! Consider leaving us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! Fol...
Oct 31, 2022•1 hr•Season 2Ep. 4
How do you respond to a knocks in a public bathroom? Blink-182 reunites! Mike goes to his first baby shower. Erin takes the family to a trampoline park. A man sues Texas Pete after learning the hot sauce is not made in Texas. Jeff Wittek did not deserve how he was treated by David Dobrik. Erin wants to wear adult diapers. Why is there a 2 inch gap between doors in public restrooms.
Oct 24, 2022•50 min•Season 2Ep. 3
Welcome to unhinged discourse. Give Erin a happy belated birthday as she recaps her birthday week. We finally realize that we might be good at this podcasting thing. We discuss cotton shirts and the new adult happy meals at McDonalds. This 104 year old woman had a surprising secret to living a long life. What are the least popular states to move to in 2022? Lastly we listen to a bunch of people with the weirdest laughs all in the same room. Thank you so much for listening! Consider leaving us a ...
Oct 17, 2022•51 min•Season 2Ep. 2
2022 Chicago Marathon Recap. Erin runs the marathon, Mike explores the city, Dan goes rogue, Sam is the logistics queen. Thank you so much for listening! Consider leaving us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify! Follow us on social! https://www.instagram.com/nonmembersonly/ https://www.tiktok.com/@nonmembersonly https://twitter.com/NonMembersOnly Mike: https://www.tiktok.com/@scraptownusa Erin: https://www.tiktok.com/@mrs.space.cadet Intro song: https://soundcloud.com/pdwubs Erin Azar Po...
Oct 10, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 2Ep. 1
