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None of This is Real

YumYuck Productionswww.noneofthisisrealpodcast.com

Are you a skeptic, a believer or both? Either way you’ll love None of This is Real, the podcast for all things mysterious and weird. Sarah & Damini ponder cults, cryptids, creepies and conspiracies while asking each other the ultimate question: is any of this real?

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Episodes

133- One Way Wormhole: The Bermuda Triangle

Watch out for one-way wormholes, rogue waves, and maybe aliens in the North Atlantic! Theme song written & performed by Miquela De León and Gil Davis.

Mar 29, 20221 hr 1 minEp. 133

132- Revivification: Springtime Mythology

Happy Spring! Here's some mythology and lore that's kinda lovely and kinda wild. Enjoy! Theme song written & performed by Miquela De León and Gil Davis.

Mar 22, 202257 minEp. 132

Random Weirdness 38: I'll Give Birth to You

We’re sinking in a glorious science hole of colors and chromosomes, plus we might cry a little! Theme song written & performed by Miquela De León and Gil Davis.

Mar 08, 202222 min

130- Unceremonious: Weird and Mysterious Reviews

Happy Birthday to US! For our 40th birthday episode we’re celebrating with the silliest reviews we could find about psychics, haunted places, strange objects, retreats and more. Theme song by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Mar 01, 20221 hr 3 minEp. 130

128- Flyin' Dirty: The Enfield Poltergeist

Part two of our poltergeist double header covers another case that inspired a movie, and some fresh science turds. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Feb 15, 202251 minEp. 128

125- The Dark Side of the Hollow Moon

Last week we talked about the Hollow Earth, what about the Hollow Moon? Sarah Sinkhole talks us through all the ideas, both scientific and. . . otherwise. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Jan 18, 202249 minEp. 125

Random Weirdness 36: The Spiders and The Fly

The 2022 fly joins us as we welcome arachnophobes to conquer their fears, and talk about the best way to dry hump Draco Malfoy. Theme song written & performed by Miquela De León and Gil Davis.

Jan 04, 202230 min

122- Scatalogical Icons: El Caganer and Caga Tío

After this episode you’ll be beating Santa with sticks and asking for a Catalonian Christmas. Theme song written & performed by Miquela De León and Gil Davis.

Dec 21, 202148 minEp. 122

Random Weirdness 35: Dry Clean Only

The heartwarming story of an artist, and a capitalist listicle! Theme song written & performed by Miquela De León and Gil Davis.

Dec 07, 202135 min

120- Spiritual Ego Whores: Mother God and Love has Won

Ever since a listener wrote us about this cult, we’ve been a bit disturbed. On this episode Sarah talks about the life and death of Amy Carlson AKA Mother God and her cult Love Has Won. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Nov 23, 20211 hrEp. 120

119- You Might Be a Thoughtform

Wrap your head around THIS: you could be a manifestation of someone else’s accidental thoughtform. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Nov 17, 20211 hr 2 minEp. 119

118- Dead Lady's Headbone: The Borley Rectory

Part 2 of our Haunted House tales takes us all the way to England for a grab bag of paranormal activity. . . or was it all a hoax? Theme song written & performed by Miquela De León and Gil Davis.

Nov 09, 20211 hr 1 minEp. 118

Random Weirdness 34: HMS WHAT??

Updates, semi-corrections, and some spooooky listener emails. Theme song written & performed by Miquela De León and Gil Davis.

Nov 02, 202136 min

117- #notallghosts: The Sallie House

Would you spend the night in America’s most haunted home?? Guess which one of us would and who wouldn’t. . . Theme song written & performed by Miquela De León and Gil Davis.

Oct 26, 20211 hr 6 minEp. 117

116- Hoovery: Shadow People & Jinn

Shadowy figures in the night. . . on the ceiling. . . in a rock. . . in Damini’s dogs?? No matter where you see shadows, there’s definitely a lot of hoovery going on. Theme song written & performed by Miquela De León and Gil Davis.

Oct 19, 20211 hr 3 minEp. 116

115- The Deadly Boop

It’s undead parkour all over the world! Pack your bags for a spooky trip around the globe, and don’t forget your burial shroud. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Oct 12, 20211 hr 2 minEp. 115

114- Flammenwerfer

We’re baaaaaack! With two urban legends that might be connected by. . . textiles? You’ll see. Theme song written & performed by Miquela De León and Gil Davis.

Oct 05, 202152 minEp. 114

Spooky September Replay: Episode 68 Hauntings!

Remember when Damini got truly terrified of the internet and Sarah was dressed as the essence of Dolly Parton? Enjoy those memories, along with our best Halloween costume idea that we forgot about. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Sep 21, 202159 min

Spooky September Replay: Episode 85 BEK

It's Damini's most feared topic- the one you're not supposed to talk about lest they appear at your door! Plus Sarah's dressed as a creepy urban legend. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Sep 14, 20211 hr 11 min

Spooky September Replay: Episode 55 Vampires!

Remember this gory, creepy episode from early 2020? We served up some mental pictures that really stick with you- you’re welcome! Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and GIl Davis.

Sep 07, 202157 min
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