Today we're covering S02E11, in which Scully and Mulder investigate...sigh. I can't even type all this out. What a crappy episode. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here , and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from...
Aug 15, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Season 2Ep. 11
This week we're discussng S02E10 - Red Museum, in which a case about kidnapped children turns into much more. Will Mulder be able to solve the mystery in time? Will Scully be able to eat all those wings??? Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for th...
Aug 08, 2024•57 min•Season 2Ep. 10
This week we're covering S01E09 - Firewalker, which is a lot like the S1 episode Ice but now it's about FIRE and SILICON BASED LIFEFORMS and also VOLCANO BIGFOOT is there and we don't mind you using VOLCANO BIGFOOT in your fanfic but be sure to credit us because it's COPYRIGHTED. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by...
Aug 01, 2024•58 min•Season 2Ep. 9
This week, Scully is back! Almost. Sorta. Nevermind let's just talk about her sister Melissa instead.
Jul 18, 2024•1 hr 16 min•Season 2Ep. 8
This week weget wet and ready as Mulder's first X-Files case since losing Scully is all about HOT VAMPIRES. Or at least one hot vampire. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here , and was created by Jeremy with a ton of hel...
Jul 11, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Season 2Ep. 7
We're back with the exciting conclusion to Duane Berry, specifically covering S02E06 - Ascension, in which our boy DB actually succeeds in his goals to trade Scully for himself, and then gets immediately punished for it. Meanwhile, Mulder is an action movie superstar!
Jul 04, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 6
This week we're back with S02E05 - Duane Berry, in which Mulder must talk down a man on the edge...and question his beliefs at the same time. Also: Drake sucks! Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here , and was created by ...
Jun 27, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 2Ep. 5
How many future Supernatural guest stars can you cram into one episode of The X-Files? S02E04 answers: FOUR FUTURE SUPERNATURAL GUEST STARS. Really gotta love Vancouver. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here , and was cr...
Jun 13, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 4
This week we take a close look at X-Files S02E03 - Blood, a tremendous drop in quality from the first two episodes of the season. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here , and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from ...
Jun 06, 2024•1 hr•Season 2Ep. 3
This week we're discussin The X-Files S02E02 - The Host, in which Mulder has to solve diplomatic crisis relating to a Russian Merman. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here , and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help f...
May 30, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 2
It's time to start Season 02 of the X-Files! in this episode we talk about 2x1 "Little Green Men" in which Mulder has a whole dang character arc and is basically saved by Scully. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here , a...
May 23, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Season 2Ep. 1
This week we're taking a break in order to discuss our feelings about the first season of the X-Files, including reading a LOT of great feedback from our listeners. We're joined by Mary from Carrying Wayward, a certified X-Files fan who consumed the entire show in two or three days. Allegedly. Links! Mary's Twitter: https://twitter.com/maryturner_f Carrying Wayward:fs https://carryingwayward.com Enemies to Livers, the Huge Titty Merlin/Toombs fanfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54967123 Su...
May 02, 2024•2 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 25
We did it! We are here with the last episode of S1, in which all sorts of things go awry, and Scully finds a little freak baby. You have to love it, folks. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here , and was created by Jerem...
Apr 25, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 24
What do you do when you have to discuss a boring episode? Straight to da dick jokes. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here , and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from...
Apr 18, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 23
This week we're covering S01E21 - Born Again, a fairly boring episode without a lot of extras to make up for how boring it is. Haunted cops? Plz. Give me haunted Pikachu. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here , and was c...
Apr 11, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 22
We talk about the ups and downs of being denied your last liver while also talking about S01E21 - Tooms, in which an old friend comes back in town and everyone hates it. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here , and was cr...
Apr 04, 2024•1 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 21
Chris and Jeremy go off on a lot of tangents while discussing The X-Files S01E20 - Darkness Falls. Also, Final Fantasy is there. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here , and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from J...
Mar 28, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 20
Welcome back, dear listener. This week we're discussing S01E20 - Shapes, in which Mulder and Scully have to track down a werewolf at a reservation and somehow the whole thing isn't racist. Good work! Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song...
Mar 21, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 19
This week we discuss S01E18 - Miracle Man, in which our FBi team head down south to investigate a young man who can heal- and kill- with his touch. Will Mulder figure out where the nearest Ruth's Chris is before Scully schedules her rewatch of the Exorcist? Find out now. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather ...
Mar 14, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 18
This week we're covering X-Files S01E17 - E.B.E., in which we get closer to seeing a weirdo freak alien man than we ever have. Also Mulder has a crisis. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here , and was created by Jeremy w...
Mar 07, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 17
This week we discuss The X-Files S01E16 - Young at Heart, in which not a lot happens but it FEELS like a lot happens and also there's a salamander hand and Fox Mulder looks DISTRESSED that he has to file a report on something called a salamander hand. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by C...
Feb 29, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Some dudes just REALLY want you to know they love their wives. And that's ok, in small doses. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here , and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast art...
Feb 22, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 15
This week we talk about a fairly boring episode full of Idiot, Horny, Bug Aliens. How do you make that boring? Add in raves and horoscope machines. I wish I was kidding. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here , and was cr...
Feb 15, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 14
Hey everyone, it's time to talk about what is easily the best episode of the season so far, S01E13 - Beyond the Sea. So much good stuff to talk about in this one that we completely forgot to make Lord of the Rings jokes or even talk about video games. Oh no! Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyri...
Feb 08, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 13
A young version of Crowley shows up in this episode of X-Files (S01E12 - Fire) and he plays the guy with the most confusing motivations in the entire world. Seriously what does he actually want? To creep on some housewives? To get kids to smoke? What is he DOING??? Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milett...
Feb 01, 2024•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 12
It's time to deal with some creepy kids and a Red Lightning Dracula everyone! It's S01E11 - Eve, in which Mulder is a weird dad, Eve 6 gets its name, and Scully buys everyone blazers. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen her...
Jan 25, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Welcome back to Non Human Biologics. This week we're talking about S01E10 - Fallen Angel, in which Mulder goes rogue trying to track down an actual Unidentified Flying Object. It's a great episode full of fun things, but mostly we talk about Mulder's cool black jacket. Dude has got drip! Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and...
Jan 18, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 10
It's time to talk about X-Files S01E09 - Space, in which Mulder and Scully try to hunt down a space ghost but not actually? Apparently most folks hate this episode and I get that because it doesn't make a lot of sense but it is FUN seeing Mulder geek out about NASA. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milet...
Jan 11, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Welcome back, true believers. This week we're tackling S01E08 - Ice, in which Mulder and Scully get to go on a brief detour to remake the movie The Thing. It's a pretty direct "homage" but it does the source material justice by being just as intense and twisty as the original story is. Also, Scully goes slightly feral at the sight of someone trying to hurt Mulder. Good stuff! Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to o...
Jan 04, 2024•56 min•Season 1Ep. 8
Welcome back, hunks. We're here to talk about The X-Files S01E07 - Ghost in the Machine, in which a rogue AI takes possession of an entire building and doesn't accomplish a lot besides making the elevator hella woke. Weird! Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Ju...
Dec 28, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 7
