Would You Fight A Gorilla For $100 million? We Wouldn't Either!

Oh yeah man .

Let me tell y'all who that's for . We got another solo . No , I'm messing with y'all . They be like oh no , not him again by himself . I did the show by myself last week . Solo . I got something to say about that .

Anyway , man , I was really hoping to not say nothing so everybody could think this nigga's over here talking to himself , I know , huh .

Did you do the voices ?

No , you didn't do the voices .

No , I told them that y'all was some profane individuals .

Y'all know he was bad-mouthing us last week .

I told him not to tell y'all I got something to say about that . Anyway , welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast . You gotta give a shit . We are here . I have a few friends to join me . I am the solo guy from last week I'm Bosco and sitting to my left it's Sherrod .

I got something to say real quick though . Hey , I want to commemorate you on that solo dolo last week . I listened to the podcast , of course , and appreciate you .

Hey , it was almost as good as Dan Patrick .

Nah , nah , nah . He talked about how he met us and stuff that was dope I told you man . Real good .

Yeah , I just told him , just letting him know how we all met , hooping , talked about Shadur , yeah , how he slept . I could have kept going , but I was like it started to get a little late , I started to feel a little sleepy , so I was just sitting there . I was like you know what , let me go to the studio and record something .

So I'm the second .

That started from .

Keep going with the intro . Okay To my left .

Went in on the rodeo joke . I ain't got shit to . Okay To my left . I ain't winning on the rodeo Joe . I ain't got shit to say To my left .

What's going on ?

Damn this be the one they call Christian and sitting to my left's left .

It's just Jess .

Left's left . We was going to save the best for last . You fucked it up .

I'm sorry , damn .

Anyway , sitting to her left .

Y'all already introduced themselves . Y'all know what . We are here and I'm going to just tell you . Right now , the show is going to probably go off the rails .

Oh yeah , my bad , jess , because there's some alcoholic beverages going on .

I'm not going to go off the rails .

And we're going to talk about this 100 men Versus .

Gorilla . But first , what is the show brought to us by today ? Nobody , we don't get paid for this Pay us .

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Don't run up in her raw . I don't speak .

Spanish Always wear a swimming cap before you enter the pool .

Vente Cinco . You know we're going to be good because we have a lady present . We've been off the rails the last two shows .

Since when has that stopped anything ?

You're a lady . You're a lady , that's right . Thank you for asking that Instead of stating that .

Thank you so much . I'm a motherfucking lady .

Oh shit , it's already on , I'm a motherfucking lady .

I'm a lady . God damn it .

Alright , listen , don't ever do that again . Let's go Ever .

Alright , 100 men versus gorilla . I'm telling you , now I'm taking the gorilla . Let's go ever alright

My scenario for this is if you're going to do 100 men versus a gorilla , it's got to be in a cage , right ? Well , yeah , so they can't run . So that's the only scenario you can have . But in my opinion , this is 100 men and beating a gorilla . The first 15 are sacrifices . You running your ass in there , you a sacrifice . But , come on , are sacrifices .

Okay , now we talking ?

How big are the dudes ? What's the stats on the dudes ?

You can put the raw I'm talking about like 10 shacks .

Why don't it matter ? 10 shacks , nigga , it ain't 10 shacks in this world , I'm just saying , but that's the only scenario that it can work .

Nah , we going realistic . You can do it , though . You can take David Bautista .

You can take the Rock you can take all the bodybuilders are we talking ?

we talking wrestlers , all that you can take , all the wrestlers , batista . Or we talking the actor Batista ?

that nigga done downsized no , just Batista you can take Steroid Triple H , it don't matter , so no , but 10-15 you can take the dude that put ice on his face , so you think a griller is going to beat 100 people .

Realistically . I understand it's a silverback griller . The motherfucker is as strong as hell .

Listen what's going to happen is it's just natural . It's natural Now I don't consider myself a punk , but after I see the first myself a punk , but after I see the first person get killed , I'm done .

That's why it has to be in a cage .

No , I'm going to be like , let me out , I didn't sign up for this your ass is locked in .

This is Hunger Games . Hell in a cell .

Do you think they're taking a docile gorilla that just woke up from a little nap , or is it they're making ?

him angry , a silverback gorilla .

The biggest whoever the biggest , baddest gorilla in the world .

Harambe . What Harambe's dead you ?

seen Caesar nigga .

Oh , that's what he was doing yeah .

Y'all get it now , let me have that cookie .

Listen , it's still 100 versus gorilla .

Now remember .

So what are you saying ? Remember , you're going hand , you're going hand , ain't no way .

Like I said , those first 10 , 15 people sacrificed . They don't feel that shit . They sacrificed Nigga the Klitschko's If you can get about three people to an arm .

Lennox Lewis , ain't nobody going to break that gorilla's jaw ?

They ain't going to break his jaw , not even break him . They say if you hit a gorilla , he will not feel it .

No , he ain't going to feel it .

Because another gorilla hits another gorilla and they say it's 2,700 pounds of pressure . Nigga , I think I punch at like 30 pounds of pressure . So what the hell I'm going to do with a gorilla ? That gorilla going to knock my little ass out . You going to take them cookies , why don't you ? No , he ain't going to take my cookies .

I'm like Caesar Caesar hand me that cookie . I took that cookie brother .

It's funny . Gouge his eyes out . I saw a chat , or not it's like a scenario . Gouge his eyes out .

You really think you're going to be that close .

If there's 100 motherfuckers , yeah , I agree 100 .

This is 100 .

How many of them is going to hold them down , though . First of all , it's going to take about 20 people to hold them down as many as it takes 20 strong people .

You're giving the human species too much credit .

Yeah , because y'all won't strategize together , y'all will both be like oh . I'm a big man .

I can beat this group all by myself . That's the only way you have to work together .

So you put 100 women in . What are y'all going to do ? Talk to motherfuckers to death Cry probably .

I'd be crying . We strategize . Go girls , you better hope it's King .

Kong .

You better hope it's King Kong . That's the only way .

Y'all survive .

But yeah , no , I got nails .

I can gouge his eyes out .

It's funny cause you know it's all it's all over social media .

So I saw . I saw a scenario when a dude that's why we talking about it- so I saw a scenario when a dude ran .

A simulation . A hundred thousand , mike Tyson . What makes you think ?

The eyes are gonna be Any more sensitive . Eyes are the most 100,000 .

If the skin is tough , what makes you think the eyes are going to be any ?

more sensitive . First , 10,000 grills .

Eyes are the most sensitive part of your body On a gorilla .

They're still the most sensitive part of the body . No , go , get out of the gorilla's eyes 100,000 .

Mike Tysons won against 10,000 grills and it'd be easier than just hitting him all over again . In that scenario , yeah , 100,000 Mike Tysons .

One versus 10,000 Thrillers . Y'all better leave that AI shit alone , bro . Y'all better leave that AI shit alone , man , you're going to fuck around and get fucked up . Those are some weird-ass scenarios .

I'm going to find it . Hey , y'all ever seen that show Fresh Off the Boat ? Yes , you know that nigga has bars . Which one ? You seen this ?

Oh yeah , who was ?

that Randall Park ? Yeah , he was in the residence .

Oh yeah yeah yeah , y'all seen that .

Yeah , this video no .

I haven't seen the video .

I'm going to send it to you , but this nigga has bars . He's over here freestyling over an Eric Sermon beat on the Sway in the Morning radio show . 100,000 , mike Tyson . What are we looking at ? 10,000 gorillas . So then , before Robin and after Robin , mike Tyson ? Oh , I don't know .

Hey , so can you bring up 100 men , just 100 regular men . But see how you had to go . You had to go to Mike Tyson . Mike Tyson might no to Mike Tyson . Mike Tyson , mike Mike Tyson is the baddest man on the planet 100 , mike Tyson wouldn't beat .

No mother girl , yes , it would Come on .

Hey Shiraz , I'm telling y'all , here's my thing you must not watch Animal Planet . This is what y'all don't realize , you gotta watch Animal Planet .

Listen , this is what y'all don't realize .

You gotta watch .

Animal .

Planet bro With us . As men , I'll be the first person to admit nigga , I'm scared . Oh no , no , yes , I agree .

I'm scared .

So as soon as I see that goddamn gorilla , no , it's different If we just going to fight like another man .

The only scenario that happens is if you're in a cage and you're fighting for your life at that point . But why ?

would anybody be put in that scenario ? Maybe he fell in the cage . I mean , Harambe didn't make it out so .

If you're fighting for your life . But look , they killed Harambe .

Yeah .

And didn't Harambe ? Yeah , and didn't Harambe . Save the baby .

How many niggas killed Harambe One . With what A bullet . There you go , scenario done . We ain't got no bullets in this scenario . Nope , you in a cage and you have to fight for your life .

And it's 100 men .

And you don't think somebody tucked something away . Nah , no , no , and it's a hundred million , you don't ?

think somebody tucked something away . Nah , no , no , no , no , for real . We literally just going mano y mano .

So you in a prison and they said whoever beats this gorilla , whoever's left gets out .

Okay .

But you got to do all the people . That's life .

That's still not enough though , no there's going to be 30 motherfuckers dead .

Dude , you can have Kimbo Slice . I got paroled in 10 years . Ct Fletcher , you have to fight it . Kali Muscle , that gorilla is coming out on top .

You have to fight it . There's no scenario where you get out of it .

No , I think it mostly starts with the fight against who's going to go fight it Again .

Who's the scenario ?

Who's going ? First I got St Roy , so now we think you and Christian gotta go because y'all younger than us . Nose goes , nigga you up .

What'd you say ? Nose goes . I never heard that I ain't doing it .

Would you go first ?

I never heard that I ain't doing it , so would you go first ? I ain't never heard of that Hell . No , you older nigga Lead by example . No , no , you younger , you younger .

So you got to go . So would you be part of the 100 and go first ?

No , I wouldn't be part of the 1,000 .

What if it was ?

$100 million cash .

Cash Hell , no , in your hand .

No , oh , you're not doing it no .

No , you got to give him a million . I see he like a million . Wait , didn't I say a hundred million you ?

said a hundred million . Okay , that's what I thought .

No , I'd just be making friends from outside , because what am I going to do ? You're giving me all snacks .

What am .

I got to go first and I'm dead Hell .

No , I'll be talking .

Hey , Mr Gorilla , Give me some bananas .

I don't even know if they like bananas ?

Hey , they don't even like bananas . Whatever they like , man , I ain't messing with that .

Where's my phone ?

at Ten seconds . Ten seconds , you're on the clock .

Oh , no see , we got y'all to talk now .

Yeah , we're , we got y'all to talk now . Yeah , we gonna keep talking about this madness . No , we need to Stop talking about this bullshit ?

Why you don't ?

like it . No , nobody gonna fight . No damn gorilla .

Realistically . No , nobody's gonna fight . Actually , I don't even know where the story came from you said it was AI generated . That was 15 , right there .

I time everything .

Yeah , it's all over . You know , you got TikTok , that was 15 right there I time everything .

Yeah , it's all over . You know you got TikTok you be seeing that I ain't see .

no , damn nothing .

That's all that pop up .

Damn man it's content creators . It's all that pop up , but I'm just saying like , let's be real , like you know , gorillas , you can't hurt them .

No , that's what I'm saying , but 100 of you , yes , you can According to Jess you can gouge their eyes out , though . With 100 of you . Wow , I'd be disappointed if 100 motherfuckers couldn't take down one girl .

Yes , that would be pretty sad , are you ?

kidding me , what if ?

And that's why there's a lot of motherfuckers in this graveyard because some woman see it Exactly .

You can do it , baby , I agree , I agree with that .

I agree with that . Actually , I got a question for you , though . This is kind of funny . So do you believe like a man should be able to change a tire and stuff ?

Yeah , but a woman should too .

Okay , but should a woman like be able to cook ? Yeah , so should a man .

Why so say it ? So should a man .

Why so say it was just a man's ?

job , because if you end up alone at the end of the day .

When are you going to die ? This is a new generation man .

It's a man's job . All he has to do is take care of the car and stuff . So if a man can't change a tire , you look at him as less than a man .

No , because I can't change a tire . Why do I expect you to change a tire ? But can ?

you cook .

I can cook some things . Okay , can't cook everything . All right , I don't know you made my point , you have to be able to survive alone .

What are we listening to ?

A gorilla . We're watching Animal Planet y'all .

Sponsored by Joe , two of his females seem to be showing a little too much interest in the chess beats from the other group . Hey , who's Mack ?

Don't fuck around . What did that gorilla catch you looking sad at in his womb ? Beat the shit out of all 100 of you , man .

These females may try to sneak away to join the other group . Man , y'all women ain't no good . Ruchino will do everything he can to stop them .

Women ain't no good them really .

Women ain't no good . It's likely to be very vigilant to make sure that these people are really cheap some fucked up shit .

Ruchina knows these females can't go anywhere while he's guarding them . So the wise leader holds his ground while foolhardy Marembo does the fighting on his behalf .

He's already got scars . He's already getting beat .

So you think a man or a hundred men , yes , surprisingly young Moreno's efforts seem to be working .

You don't even know what kind of day that motherfucker didn't have .

The chest beats from the other . He might have lost his job .

You know what ?

I mean that woman might have stepped out on him , brilla already mad because their penises on like an inch .

Now how the hell do you know that ?

I heard that , hey man this is all that's been talking about Gorilla penises huh .

That's the only reason he's going to be tired .

Yeah , he gets worn out after a few people , I'm sure .

Yeah , after a few people he's going to get tired .

But 40 people will be dead , no 40 .

He's going to kill 40 .

30 , 40 people . Of course there's going to be casualties , but the question , the overall question , is will he die ?

All I hear right there is that gorilla woman cheated on him , oh my God . So he's going to fuck up some shit . And I'm telling you right now I know how I feel when a motherfucker cheat on me , and it'll take about 50 motherfuckers to whoop my ass . Have the motherfucker cheat on me and that's him , and that's just me .

You think y'all going to be the guy .

You going to fuck up 50 motherfuckers Shit . Let a motherfucker cheat on me and I'll catch him .

And I don't hit women .

I think he could , I think he good , I think he good I don't fucking hit women 50 .

I gotta hit somebody , so 50 . So 50 people jump on you , joe , you gonna man man , that motherfucker that cheated on me and I don't know which one it was , shit .

Everybody's a suspect . Everybody gotta go . Man , please , I'll put my money on the 50 .

I ain't gonna do it .

I know I gotta put my money on the 50 .

Put your money on the 50 . I think you can do it and you gonna be 50 first . I'll be the last one coming in .

Damn right , you gonna be 50 first . You gonna be tired as hell . No , I ain't . I won First . 49 got knocked out . Number 50 gonna come in and win , alright .

You gonna be tired Listen that is . That's a good scenario I want . I wanna see Just some regular people , though .

Yeah , no regular it don't man .

Mike Tyson is superhuman . You can put .

Mike Tyson in there , george Foreman , all the motherfuckers in there .

Ken Norton .

Gonna fuck him up , joe Louis , uh huh . Ray Lewis , ray Lewis , all the motherfuckers in there . Ken Norton , gonna fuck him up , joe Louis , uh-huh .

Ray Lewis .

Ray Lewis , only one that might stand a chance .

Lennox Lewis , lennox Lewis .

Only one that might stand a chance is Jake Paul . God , all right Now .

Hey , who saw the I was trying to look it up the road rage ? Who saw the road rage where the lady boo-booed on the chick's hood ? What , yeah , she defecated

No , I did not see that .

Yeah , the lady she got arrested for .

The fact that she sat there long enough to let her do it . She must have really had to boo-boo no , and I was to let her do it . She must have really had to boo-boo no .

I was wondering how she did it .

She did it like yeah , she had to boo-boo . I can't just boo-boo on .

On command my thing would be like , Especially outside On somebody's car . Who thinks ?

you cut me off , I'm going to shit on your car .

Who thinks that ? Who thinks that ? Yeah , but you know , did she have wipes ?

You just whipped out your whole .

She used a sock . Hey , I'm going to tell you what's so funny , because when I saw the video , the very first thing I thought like she didn't even wipe her ass .

Ew Like ew you nasty Ew she put her pants on and sat right back in her car . Wow , and if it was wet , her shit was sliding , cheeks just sliding together .

Wait , how tall was the car ? It'll dry by the time you get home .

Did she have to stand on her ?

tippy toes .

Yeah , it's going to be itchy too .

By the time she get home . That shit's going to dry up , that shit's going to be itchy .

Was she cute how her booty look ? Was she cute how her booty look ?

No , she gonna have ding-a-berries .

So it was a white woman .

Oh , I knew it . Yep , oh , I knew it , she gonna have ding-a-berries . I'm surprised it actually was a white woman .

What ? What you thought she was gonna be . Wow , I thought she'd be like Mexican . Oh , come on , dude .

Come on , maybe not . Come on , dog . You had a 50-50 shot , dog Listen .

Where you going .

Joe is leaving .

ladies and gentlemen , oh my God .

Joe is leaving because of the outrage .

He's going to join the animal planet Going outside .

Joe , you getting some more to drink .

So you actually saw her .

I cannot believe she white you cannot believe that he said that I called it , he said it no , I said I you know that's white folk shit WPS as soon as .

I heard it , I knew absolutely that's some white people shit .

Doing shit on the motherfucking hood . That's some white people shit . You don't shit on a motherfucker hood .

That's some white people shit Literally . I've seen some of us do some dumb shit too .

You ain't seen that one of those shit on no car , because we love cars .

Look , he's searching for stuff .

I had a motherfucker he's searching for something To even out the playing field .

I had a motherfucker . He's searching for stuff To be like To even I had a motherfucker Jam up to my car .

Right . Instead of me Trying to get in my car , I waited to see that Motherfucker came out and gotten his shit and left , so I wouldn't Ding my car . So I definitely Ain't gonna fuck up Nobody else's car . I could've dinged His shit up .

I agree .

I agree . I'm shocked , though , as you said what the fuck are you doing ? What are you doing ?

You got them ? Vampire snails , oh yeah .

I'm showing him how I'm going to gouge out those gorilla's eyeballs .

Oh , is that what we were doing ? Just like that . Oh , I thought you was going to show him how you're going to put the marks on his back , oh hell no , get out of here .

Silky , you ain't invited , no more .

I was thinking . I was thinking some Warwick King shit , what I don't know , if you're stabbing , it in the neck . That's some .

Warwick King shit right there why you get them that sharp .

That's Warwick , king Gouge a gorilla's eyeballs out . Can you work with those ? That's woman , king Gouge a gorilla's eyeballs out .

Can you work with those ? That's practical .

You can work with those , I work with them all day , damn All day long . They're not that long .

They're pretty damn long . Those are long and dangerous .

You are armed and dangerous right now they ain't that bad ?

No , they're not bad .

I see some crazy stuff .

I know somebody got some . They're not bad . That's not bad , your back is fine .

Cruella DeVille Levels up . Your back is fine , Joe .

They're cuter than that Wicked witchery . They're cute , they cute , just in case yeah .

A gorilla , good luck , good luck , but um Okay , so so why did she shit on the car in the first place ?

Hold on , what was the road ?

rage about .

She cut off .

Y'all know we don't fact check .

We gotta watch the ad first Checking . Can you tell ?

us what happened . The lady chased me . She chased me and I asked her that's what's happening .

That is 44-year-old Christina Solometo being put into a Prospect Park police car . But you may know her by this now viral video . Police say the Ridley Park mother is the woman seen getting out of her car and , yes , defecating on the hood of the car of another woman . She's seen getting right back into her black Nissan we saw parked outside of her home tonight .

And the woman in the dark car car thought the woman following her where she was actually just going home .

The incident happened Tuesday evening near the corner of 4th and Madison , a half a block away from a Little League field where I'm with you , Bosco . The Delco defecator video has left some neighbors speechless .

Did they name it the Delco defecator ? I ?

don't know . It's been running through my mind all day since I've heard about it . It's another day in Delco and defecated . I don't know . It's been running through my mind all day since I've heard about it that's another day in Delco .

Solamedo was booked on charges including indecent exposure , disorderly conduct and a misdemeanor depositing waste on the highway . As she was getting arrested , solamedo says I have a sickness . She didn't elaborate on the sickness , but the bizarre case has now gotten international attention .

Not the kind this police chief wants . I just shot her in the ass . I boosted you . Now I just shot her right in the ass , soon the first turret started to come out . You know you can do this .

I don't care .

Delco defecator .

I would have shot her Delco defecator right in the ass . So now listen to this . This chick done boo-booed on somebody's car . Think about that In the hell , think about that .

You got to be pretty mad to just go boo-boo .

Ain't you glad people don't fly .

Why is that the first thing you think to do ? I don't know . Throw hands , throw a foot , nigga don't I don't know , throw hands , throw a foot , nigga , don't throw a turd .

Throw pennies at her or something from the cup holder .

Yeah , something I don't understand .

They ain't fighting .

No , they not .

They look like they're fighting . They ain't fighting .

Joe , you don't watch animal planet .

It's a real life animal planet .

Them motherfuckers ain't fighting .

Let me show you what they are doing . They ain't fighting . Watch out for them now .

They ain't got no feathers around their neck .

That's nasty To sit up there and dookie on somebody's car .

I don't even know what I would do . I guess I would be so shocked do They'll call defecation .

I guess I would be so shocked man , I'd be shocked as hell .

Is this bitch really shitting on my car ? I'm filing an insurance claim Like do I go through a car wash ?

Nope , I'm filing an insurance claim .

Well , the thing about it . You got to get that shit off . This shit's going to get off your paint . No , I'm taking a picture . It's just like an egg .

If you let an egg dry on your paint , it's going to fuck your paint up .

You know how like if you get in a car accident you go on your app and you can file a claim and take pictures . You can be filing a claim Going straight on the app filing a claim . You know what's going to happen .

They're going to cancel your ass Probably as soon as you find out , as soon as they total out my car , pay me . No insurance is going to cancel the shit out of you Exactly . It's too much of a risk . Pay me , Are you ?

a . Delco , if you that bad , we got to cancel your insurance . They crazy as hell at you got in Delco .

I don't even know where . That's what I thought . Is it Florida ? Where is Delco ?

That does sound like some Florida shit . No pun intended , she must be eating a bowl of peanuts .

That's Florida , whoa man . Now they got Florida man . Yeah , that's Florida , whoa man .

But I got some . And how long do you think she was sitting on that for her to just be able to ?

Oh no , they said she did it Like on site .

Yeah , like you said she had to do , she was sitting on that one .

And she was holding that motherfucker .

That shit came right out . I'm like you cut me off .

I gotta go on .

That was like some premeditated shit , she probably already in charted anyway , so she don't know what I think , like let me go , go ahead and let this . Yeah .

I'm not going to go on shit I already sharted on myself

crazy , crazy shit no , that's damn insane right there bosco you .

You don't have any um recent doo-doo stories no , we don't know it ain't , but this ain't the same like since target that's it . That was the last one we don't want to hear that . One Target no , no , yeah , I'm sorry , no he had to tell you that out there .

No , I had to use the bathroom at Target and they didn't have any like toilet paper you like .

Pops on Friday .

So I had to go . I had to pull my pants back up and walk through to go buy baby wipes .

Pop , don't go in that 25 , 30-pound man .

It's like it's a Target way out in the East Valley . Yo , I was like what how ?

did they not have any toilet paper .

Dude , that's what I said . Who A Target out in the East . Valley . It was a Target .

You didn't just pull it off the shelf .

No , I went and got baby wipes .

Pulled that shit right off the shelf .

Yeah , I just went and bought baby wipes . I had to have remember the pandemic and shit .

And they ain't had no toilet paper . I went in the store and raked every fucking flushing ball off the goddamn counter .

No , I used it and then I was like oh , they do come in clutch .

And then I had to walk to go get it . You can wipe and clean at the same time .

And then went back .

You know what I realized about baby wipes ?

They said try it .

They just let you know all the shit you left behind . Yeah , yeah , I keep going .

Well , never mind , we're not talking about this .

No , we're not that's an intimate moment .

Yeah , this is turning into a real shitty episode . Yes , it is Talking to the mic , we got side conversations .

Quit yelling over there Talking to the mic .

Speaking to the mic .

Yeah , talking to the mic .

Who doesn't look before sitting down to make sure there's toilet paper ?

I've done it a couple times . Yeah , I've done it .

Listen , a hundred out of a hundred times I had to text my kid to tell him bring me some A hundred out of a hundred times . Yeah .

Arnold in the house , everybody .

Arnold is up in there . A hundred out of a hundred times you know that Target is going to have the toilet paper . This is the one time they did it . I'm going to do it right now .

Bosco I apologize to cut you off . I'm going to issue this . I'm going to issue this . I did it before .

Hey , you're going to need to pay a clean up on all seven but this .

Spade Challenge . Goddammit , I'm going to issue it right now . I'm challenging you motherfuckers to some Spade both of y'all . You know what I mean . I want you to come up with an excuse , You've been real silent nigga , I want you to come up with no excuses and shit , I'm ready , all right , that's what they all say hey everybody , rod is back .

Hey , what's up , Rod ?

That's what they all say I'm ready . I'm a spadeologist . Motherfucker can't play those spades .

God see , I don't talk about it , I be about it . You just let me know when and I'll show up , I'll bring your favorite Australia beer and everything .

Make it light on yourself . Don't make me look different . See it , I'm ready . Let's do it . All right . I just wanted to say that we're going to do a spade challenge here , can you ?

play spades .

No , poor child , I don't know none of that .

Huh , I said I don't know how to play any of that , wow .

Which is what ?

I had nobody to play with . Wow , how am I supposed to learn ?

Wow , it's too late for you . Wow , okay . You can't do it All right , christian , you know how to play space A little bit . So no , yeah , you can't have an answer like a little bit , yeah you just fall in a suit and shit yeah , yeah , what kind of motherfucking answer .

You can't have that type of answer when it comes to serious space Like hold on . You just cannot see me play that .

Niggas get way too dogmatic with shit sometimes .

What the fuck is wrong ?

with you . Hey , listen , yeah , no , yeah , spades is serious .

They be serious Like Spades is serious . They be serious Like what the fuck's wrong with you .

Spades is serious .

We can't . Yes , it is .

We can't have A little bit yeah ?

you can't have a little bit . I want my partner to be like yeah , no , I play Spades . How am I supposed to get good at Spades If nobody's gonna play ? You don't you just watch ? Yeah , you don't you just ?

watch .

That's bullshit .

You watch though ?

It is You're invited to the barbecue , but you can't participate .

You just sit in the corner and be like okay , this is real good . These collard greens is good . You know what collard ?

greens are Do not bring no green bean casserole , hell no .

You like green bean casserole . I mean she is white . You know what green bean casserole is ? Oh , I mean she is white . I like them both . I've been wanting to color greens .

You know what green bean casserole is . Who's going to cook colored greens for me . And bring quiche to the brunch and shit Her colored greens .

I'm going to color some greens . She's white people . She is white Let her be white .

At least I like them . She's a high schooler .

It's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like , it's like , it's like , it's like , it's like , it's like it's like , it's like , it's like it's that shit was fucking

amazing . Can't make that movie today , but that shit was funny .

I know I need to watch it . Is it on any ? What platform is it on ? I'm sure it's on Prime . Everything is on .

Prime .

Hey . I might say some things you know , I might not mean he goes , he said hey , do you think they could do that movie together ?

Hell , no , I just said they could never make that .

Oh , it's on Hulu . There's a bunch of stuff I think they could . I'll suck your dick .

I'll stroke the shaft .

I'll cradle the balls , I'll stroke the shaft and I'll swallow the gravy .

Robert Downey Jr did Blackface right . I mean , I think the way he played the character it could be done .

No , the movie that really fucked me up . I did not know that dude was Tom Cruise .

Which one oh ?

I know right yeah .

That shit was crazy . Tropic Thunder , tropic Thunder .

Tom Cruise is in it . You ever seen Tropic Thunder ? You got to watch it .

It's classic , he goes you know what your problem is .

You went for a it's classic , he goes .

No , your problem is , you went full retard and that is why that movie cannot be named today Exactly , nobody go full retard .

So you really think they could do that today ?

Dustin Hoffman Don't soften it ?

Yes , I think they could , don't soften it .

He said Dustin Hoffman .

Rayman autistic , but not full retard .

You see , they can't even do Looney Tunes . Why can't they do ?

Looney .

Tunes Cause they can't show Looney Tunes is a Because of the violence .

That was a cartoon . And then Loghorn , oh Foghorn , leghorn Is a little bit of a Confederate , exactly .

Robert Downey Jr , they can't do that . No , no , robert Downey Jr Was the dude disguised as a dude playing

another dude Playing another dude . I know who I am .

Joe , what do you think about ?

Tony Stark playing Dr Doom . That's fucked up .

Why Listen ? Why are they bringing all these people back ?

Because they're not making money like they should be , because Victor Von Doom is a whole different person Right .

It's just like Chris Evans . Right he's playing Johnny Storm .

I was going to say he was Johnny Storm and Captain America , but he was Johnny Storm before he was Captain America . He was Johnny Storm first . Yeah , way before .

But nobody saw that movie . He can't go back to be Johnny Storm though .

Yeah , yeah , you know what I mean . You even Michael B Jordan was Johnny Storm at one point . He sure was .

I saw all the Fantastic Fours .

See , they can't go back , ryan Reynolds , oh that .

He was Green Lantern . Remember he was Green .

Lantern .

He was also Deadpool and the Wolverine . That was such a terrible movie . That's what I'm saying .

He was Weapon X .

Wolverine is Weapon X . He was Weapon X .

No , wolverine is Weapon X . No , wolverine is Weapon X . Well , he was Weapon 11 . Weapon 11, . Yeah , you're right . Yeah , he was Wade .

Yes , that's his actual name , and then he was Wade and Blade .

Was his name Wade and Blade ? Yeah , no shit .

So this is the thing they can't get no new people to play these comic book characters .

And Blade was the first successful comic book movie .

They're not giving that movie its flowers Blade .

Supposedly .

Mahershala Ali is supposed to be the new Blade .

Oh , is he going to be it ?

They shelved that , but they've been shelving it .

What's his name ? He's supposed to be the new Blade . Oh , is he going to be it ? Yeah , supposedly they shelved that , but they've been shelving it . What's the name ? That's supposed to be the new Green Lantern . He's supposed to be .

Definitely . Who's the new Green Lantern ?

He black this time From yeah , oh , the green eye dude yeah .

From Rebel Ridge , yeah , from Rebel Ridge .

Yeah , I John .

Jones , not John . Is he John Jones ?

What's his name , john ? You talking about Martian Manhunter ?

Not Martian Manhunter , but the one Green Lantern after

What's that ? I got a question for y'all .

His name was Hannibal Cain in Blade .

Okay , is Jonathan Majors back ? Yes , magazine dreams . Yet they got to have Kane baby , kane the Conqueror . Anybody seen magazine dreams ? I haven't seen it , oh .

MCU not touching him .

Watch it I haven't seen it , I'm telling you yes , he is . Jonathan Majors should have won an Oscar , or should win . I don't know when it came out , I don't know when I watched it .

That should be on the next Disney got to touch . They got rid of what's his name , though .

He's back now . Who's that ? Who ? Disney Know what I'm saying , but Jonathan Majors . Jonathan Majors is back .

They shouldn't have got rid of him , because all he did was ran from a white woman . Oh yeah , that came out in 23 , so it should have been up for an Oscar , oh what Magazine Dreams ?

Yeah ?

No , it got shelved . No , they just released it this year , oh , okay .

Yeah they made it , it was supposed to come out in 23 .

Man , I wish Google got on their shit . Yeah , because I just seen it . I seen it in 20, .

I saw it in 2025 . Google fucking up everything . Go for America , bro .

Since what .

Go for America .

Oh , my Lord , I'm dead . Don't you talk about Google .

I'm dead . Don't you talk about Google ? What Shit ? Look at Google . That motherfucker said go for America on that motherfucker .

It is go for America . That's his woman .

Okay , whatever the fuck it is .

That's what they keep saying is go for America .

It can't be go for America , go for Mexico . I know it's , we know it's go for Mexico .

Just like we know , twitter is Twitter .

Absolutely . That's funny because I saw two Tesla trucks today , bill Belichick's one .

You only seen two . I see like two a day At least .

I just saw one . Today you saw two .

I don't usually see them .

Shout out to Bill .

Belichick , because you don't hang in the same neighborhood I do . Anybody in my neighborhood got no damn Tesla .

Oh yeah , you know , Probably like four or five people got into his neighborhood . Your whole neighborhood got a Tesla .

You probably the only one that ain't got a Tesla in your neighborhood .

I just see them driving around all the time you the in your neighborhood you drive down to 101 . You can see it right off the freeway .

There's a Tesla's charging station , got a laptop on they bicycle .

Hey , what's up with Bill Belichick ? Woman , pedal if you want to pedal .

I haven't watched the interview . Did you watch the interview ?

no , Bill Belichick woman . What you think ?

no , bill Belichick's woman , so I saw something today .

How is it different ? Is that North Carolina right , Bill Belichick and obviously his woman and Shannon Sharp at 59 and his woman at 24 or whatever .

You're saying what's the difference ?

Yeah , what do you mean ?

Well , I mean with Shannon Sharp his woman ain't trying to set him up , though . How old is . Bill Belichick , that's true 72 .

72 . He's 72? .

How old is his woman ?

What's the alcohol in there , too ? 24? .

No , that's water .

Was she 24 or 26 ? 24 . 24 . Now , what's wrong with her ?

that she got a fetish like that she does not look 24 or 25 . She looks a little bit older , exactly she's like milky .

She's just trying to look older Bill .

Belichick got it going on . She's just trying to look older Bill Belichick got her dressing up in a motherfucking Patriot jersey , Tom Brady jersey , pads and everything .

I got a question for you , for a man that has young daughters . If your daughter brought home , my daughter ain't going to do that . Just saying if she brought home a 72-year-old man , what you going to say ? My daughter wouldn't do that .

Okay , never mind , I'm going to tell you that right now I can't play this scenario . You know why ? Because you can't play this scenario . Why ? Because she know I go the fuck out .

She would never do that , understood . I understand that .

She know I go the motherfucker ass . Okay , I got one for you .

What if it's Bill Belichick ? I ?

don't give a fuck who ?

it is Okay . Well , you 72 .

And we was two old 72 niggas out there fighting .

No , I'm saying you 72 .

Yeah .

Are you going to introduce your daughters to a 24-year-old woman ?

No , Okay , I just pay for her to leave . Bro , I don't fuck around you , the league bro , I ain't fucking around . You know that shit Nigga , I'll buy it . I ain't begging , I'm buying , bro , I'm fucking around , you got to keep it 100 . I'm not even real , though .

You know damn well you 72 years old , you got to pay . Oh , that's a 50 . That's 100 .

That's fact , bro . You got to pay . Ain't no 24-year-old motherfucker going to fuck with a 72-year-old nigga .

Hey , where's he coaching ?

now .

North Carolina . Okay , that's what I thought .

You know , and half your money going to Viagra anyway 72 .

72 years old Over that line he don't need Viagra .

What if it's 72 , bill Belichick .

Listen , Absolutely Listen . We already had this conversation .

Look , don't sell your soul . Fuck what they talking about .

We already had this conversation a long time ago . Would you do it for money ?

No , I mean maybe I don't know .

Now , you backtracked ? Yeah , you backtracked .

Give me a few years Wait .

Everybody got a number , if I could get in . Everybody got a number .

Then then probably yes .

No , no , no , no , no . I'm telling you like it is . Oh my God .

If you an old man and you got the money , buy your young one , fuck .

Oh shit .

Listen because you got to think about it . Bill Belichick is worth millions and millions of dollars .

Everybody want to feel youthful . But you got to think about it . Bill Belichick is worth millions and millions of dollars . Everybody want to feel youthful .

But you got to think about it like this shit though .

Because I don't care if you're worth millions and millions of dollars , are you ?

going to give me millions and millions of dollars . But what if ?

Because of you . I mean , you take a young woman to the grocery store . She ain't putting anything up with the Pop-Tarts .

Am I allowed to be intoxicated ?

Pop tarts , you can be whatever you want .

Wine beer and shit .

Oh , my friend $10,000 , say , I just need one night .

My friend like fucking chocolate Shit I need to call her Just got bought , Just got bought man .

Bill .

Belichick done the right thing .

You are the proud owner of a Nissan Pathfinder .

I hate you . Okay , no , Nissan Pathfinder .

I hate you . I hate you .

Okay no wait listen .

I used one .

Hold on , hold on .

Man , you can buy a month Rolls reversed .

Rolls reversed . 72-year-old woman Comes and gives you $10,000 .

Yes .

You ain't going to just lay it down one time . Yes , I've done worse . Thank you , I'd probably do it just for experimental purposes .

I'm doing it . You can keep the money . You can keep the money . I'll just do it , just to experiment . That's the baby you better go in there with a lot of babies .

I'm 100% . I'm not even bullshit , nope , I'm not . If she's 72 , you better go in there with a lot of babies .

A lot of A 72-year-old .

Vanessa Williams Some of a baby old no , she's gotta , she's gotta be nah , she has to use a lute she gotta be bad hold on what like .

Donatello , only one I would've done at that age is Lena Horne you talking about , like not Vanessa Williams you talking about a real you talking about like a real , like grandma now .

I'm talking about Lena Horne .

I'm saying like not a hot old lady me , oh , what about ?

him lena horn was , like damn it , 90 years old , like she was 50 . So you talking about like uh grandma like grandma for the golden girls .

Yes , oh hell yeah , wait , wait which one of these golden girls , oh , oh she was funny and I do like funny 10,000 .

Close your eyes 10,000 stars Let me see .

Oh , I'm looking at Lena

Let me see .

How old is Angela Bassett ? She's 66 .

Angela Bassett See y'all moving the goal post . Y'all talking about Women that are Very attractive .

He knows that Angela Bassett is my all time no , but what I'm saying is you're talking about women .

That's like I understand Attractive man , that's attractive . We talking about a real grandma .

Listen , there have been plenty of times when I've been standing in line at the grocery store .

These cats sitting up here Talking about they'll do it to a 72 year old grandma , but won't fuck a fat chick .

Can I be that's like 27 .

I'll fuck a 27 year old fat chick . I would . I'll fuck a 27 year old fat chick .

A 72 year old lifeguard Flip the number .

Grandmama , the math ain't math and then call the goddamn day . Just flip the numbers 27 , 72 . Who's that ? She's 72 . But that's .

We're not talking about that . We're talking about old , molded corrupt , total cryptic , she's still attractive .

We're talking about unconventionally attractive people .

We're talking about somebody .

You gotta cut the opinions off . I might have to go to $20,000 on that , but you do it for a price .

That's the whole point .

Yes , we ain't talking about her . We're talking about somebody you got to cut the opinions off .

We all got a price , you know what I mean Exactly .

Oh , $20,000? . Let me see .

Exactly nigga no keep it $100 , nigga , I need to see it . How much that , how much , how much he said how much .

That looks like Bill Belichick . Just don't tell nobody .

Just close your eyes . How much . $10,000 . $10,000 .

No , I'll do it $50,000 . I'll do it With that mouth , me too , I'll do it . Come here , s-man , I'll do it . She mouth , do Me too .

I do it . Come here S man I do it , she might die .

She has nice hair .

I do it , I make sure I be like . Get in the back Go out .

Then everybody's finding out .

She going to cardiac arrest you ain't giving nothing . Make sure you take All your medication Before you come over here .

She older than 72 , worse than she 72 and in for this . No , she older than 72 . She like 92 . No , she 72 . That no .

I know this lady .

She's 72 years old that woman ain't no 72 .

She just had a birthday . That ain't shit she ain't no 72, .

Is she that woman no 72 .

There's no way , see you moving to Gold Post . She's 72 . She's moving to Gold Post .

She look dry .

They talk about Angela Bassett .

It says right there she turned 100 . We can't read she's 72 years old .

It says she turned 100 right there .

Yeah , you know what ?

though this nigga ran a 9 second 100 meter in high school too .

Listen , listen .

Now you got it up to Annie . It says right there on Google 100 .

Just as the resident fact checker . I'm not a literary , I'm not a spell . 1 to up the internet .

Jess is the resident fact checker , I'm not a literary .

I don't know how to spell .

One zero , zero . I can read Okay man , oh man , you trying to give us a hundred-year-old woman .

I can't do that .

No , I got my own On the inside . So how was it ?

$10,000 . No , you were 72? .

You said 26 on the inside , not for 100 . She told you you were 72 .

How was it then ?

I'm just her friend . We all been tricked .

Your friends on Google .

Your friends on Google . She had a birthday today .

A million for a 100-year-old .

I can't Nah , bro , he died .

Yeah , that's a 100-year-old . You'd be in prison , bro . Yeah , I can't . Nah , bro , he died . Yeah , that's a hundred years old .

You'd be in prison , bro .

Yeah , I know I wouldn't , I mean , if that was her .

Run around and get carried away .

Are you even mentally sentient enough for that at that age ? Hell yeah , why wouldn't you be To consent for that ? Why would you not be ? Some people , aren't Some people ?

just are physically with living you think you're going to see 100 , joe Getting horny , you get some roast sparks . Don't mean they don't think about it . They got a mixture of both Cialis and Viagra . I've been seeing all the horny goat weed .

He's been doing his research , that horny goat weed .

It's on all the podcasts on the sports show Roast sparks pop up .

They know their audience . One of the promoters got . I guess let's say he had to take a step back . What's his name ? I don't want to talk about him on the show . Who ?

Shannon Sharp . Yeah , Shannon Sharp , oh man Shannon going to beat your ass . Oh , yeah , yeah .

Hey Shannon , his name is Sharag Shannon , come see me .

Shannon , he's going to beat your ass . He's going to be tee-hee-ing at the same time Tee-hee-ing .

Y'all better leave Shannon alone , hey .

Skip man . When that motherfucker started laughing in the park I was like man .

What the fuck At Like . The chances of you getting breakfast the next day are like way up there right for me . I feel like maybe some potatoes , like the next day I'd be like no they gonna make you not to make the table .

One over , take on these some soups , he go sleep he gonna sleep till noon .

What I gotta do to get some of them potatoes .

You might as well add something to it . Shit , you ain't feeding nobody . Shit , right , that motherfucker ain't doing nothing .

They just going to the child hall .

Down at the old folks home .

Sun City . Give you that Sun City special . Well , that's what I call the blue hairs . Take it easy , yeah , hey , grandma , you remember grandma on , don't Be In Minnesota Drinking your juice in the hood .

You still hit like a bitch , yeah , grandma can break dance and everything .

Come on now Tell your granddad .

I said what's up , nick man , that's just hilarious man .

Grandma was old . No , grandma was gangster . See now hey . But we didn't already talk about Don't Be a Menace . Now we can talk about Nigga . I've finally seen Sinners , everybody saw Sinners . We ain't going to talk about it .

Do you not like Michael B Jordan ? I just haven't been .

It's a good flick , michael B .

Jordan and Ryan Coogler don't miss . I have yet to see a movie with these two niggas that I have not liked Fruitvale Station .

I hated that I loved that movie .

That movie was sad as hell yeah . Obviously Black Panther .

The first Black Panther . What else Black Panther ?

First Black .

Panther .

What else did ?

they do together . Creed All the .

Creeds .

Fruitvale Station Fruitvale was sad They've done . No , they only did them and they only did like four .

Oh really , it was like they've been working together forever .

Yeah .

No , that's a dynamic duo . They don't miss . No , they do good Sinners was well put together , man . You think Lori Harvey wish you would have stuck around a little bit .

He did better than Lori Harvey . She done been around the block . Hey , I'm kind of shocked he wasn't the one to end up with making good . Really Fabulous woman .

Oh yeah she is beautiful .

Yeah , jonathan Majors got lucky . Right there , go ahead , jonathan Majors got lucky .

And just savor it , just savor it Gotta give her a break bro .

I'm like he's just throwing everything on your girls 21 , oh , 21 .

Now she wanna come to the cookout . She need to know who these people are .

She don't even know what a pig in a blanket is , let her be white .

Stall her out , stall her out she said she want to come to the cookout .

Stall him out Deebo .

Nigga , that's deep . You remember ? Pig in a blanket . That's the last thing you can make when you're at home . Motherfucker . Pig in a blanket Friday at Stump the Yard yeah yeah .

She was in that . I didn't know she was in Stump the Yard . I don't think I ever seen it .

Oh , you say you didn't see Stump the Yard . I ain't never seen it , man , that's off the chain , right there , hell yeah . Y'all yelling at me .

She's yeah , man you gotta see that Christian's uninvited to the cookout . Oh , I don't give a fuck about the cookout , never gave a fuck about the cookout .

What never , oh man , we're gonna eat our collard greens without you say collard greens one more time .

Say it one more time what I'ma do is I'ma fire a green bean casserole and a catapult from way over there . Y'all not going to know it's me .

We'll know exactly who it is . What about first ?

of all Until Dawn that came out last week . I haven't seen it Until Dawn .

I've been late with the .

I haven't seen it Until Dawn .

I've been late with the movies man Updated Dust of Dawn . Oh , I had no idea , but it's based off a video game , off a PlayStation game , I think there's been a gang of movies I need to catch up on . The Accountant 2 was out . That came out last week you want to go see Accountant 2 last week . I don't know , I haven't seen it .

I haven't seen Amateur yet .

Amateur is good .

Amateur is good . How was that ? Black Bag Black Bag is good . You think it's streaming , yet I bet it's not in theaters anymore . Black Bag , black .

Bag . Amateur is good . Let me see what else . I'd be scared to look up movies on the computer . It's on Prime , because then I start saying that movies that's out and they'll come out for like another month . I'm going to look on the phone because on the phone I can tell if it's out now For some reason on the computer , it looks different .

Did you see the what was it ? Hell of a Summer , oh , Did I talk about ? Yeah , Hell of a Summer Was it good . Hell yeah , all right , I need to see that too .

Hey , now I'm going to tell you too . You know , I think it's a comedy yeah .

It comes under . Does it say comedy ? Well , I mean , if it's a slasher , they kind of do have comedic elements to it . It's hilarious .

It's real good .

Oh yeah .

That's coming out . Oh yeah , I'm going to see that .

Oh shit , that's this month , that's coming out in two weeks . Oh , I still need to see 28 Days Later .

You've never seen . 28 Days Later .

I've never seen , 28 Days Later , what .

I love that movie the .

Thunderbolts . I know Joe's going to go see Thunderbolts . Nah right , you ain't going to see it . Yeah , I don't give a fuck about no Thunderbolts .

Thunderbolt is like Marvel Rejects , like the lower level , yeah , fuck .

That was pretty emphatic .

Hey man , I think Joe and Big Ray are like real comic books , Like comic books .

Yeah , he said he is Like comic books . Yeah , he said he is I'm talking Thunderbolt .

Hey , I'm going just because it looks cheesy . Yeah , what Thunderbolt ?

Yeah no it's just that it looks really cheesy to me . They were cheesy , they cheesy in the comic books . Yeah , they're the lower level , bro .

You know , like Daredevil , I ain't poor .

Oh yeah , oh Ain't nothing to matter with the G League .

They just said it's lower level , not that it's not as good Only person Daredevil has really Usually when you say something is lower level , it's trash .

They're just street . They're just street , so you're saying they're the ghetto version the movie Daredevil was ass .

Yeah , that was . The series is good .

The series is good , oh my goodness , I haven't started the new one , I haven't either .

This is like the Punisher , the series , yeah .

Man .

I can watch that shit over and over bro , and I know Digi gonna fuck it up Luke .

Cage was good too . I hope they bring that one yeah . I was kind of yeah , yeah , I ain't getting into Jessica Jones at all . And then what was ?

it Iron Fist . Yeah , I heard that shit was booty cheeks , I ain't watch it .

Hey , did anybody ?

hear about Rosario . No , I haven't heard about it yet .

See , that's why I said I got to look on the phone and I know it's out because I see , I see times let's see , let's play a trailer for rosario .

One day , all your dreams are gonna come true I would love I'll show you the best part of the movie , probably .

Not now . Winterstorm appears to have changed course .

Experts are recommending to stay indoors Si abuela , I like him mom .

Hello your grandma she's no longer with us . She passed . Was she ill ? Some old ?

lady's falling apart . You know , here we are . Be down the hall .

Abuela what happened ?

to you . May I help you ?

You must be the famous granddaughter .

Oh hey , that dude he's good .

What Do you know his name ? What the hell were you into ?

Balo is a religion that invokes the spirits of the dead oh , this looks good once the terms are read what's the difference between a thriller and a horror ?

horror is just gory , or is ?

it . Gory thrillers is a gory Thriller is not gory . Well , anyway , that was Rosario . Thriller is kind of gory a little bit . Yeah , I think horror movies are gory . You know what I like and just like I don't really think sometimes I don't even think thrillers are scary .

Nah what .

Like horror . I think horrors are scary , so like Sitters was considered a horror or thriller .

It was horror , horror .

Yeah , I would consider that it wasn't really that I would consider that a horror , though what Sinners I would consider Drop that movie Drop .

That's more like a suspenseful thriller . Yeah , I would consider that a thriller , even Hard Eyes . It was gory , it was comedic , but it also had some tension in it y'all would consider that that was like a comedy yeah , it was a comedy .

That was a comedy . Yeah , it definitely was a comedy . It was funny as hell Hard .

Eyes one of the better slashers of the uh . In the last four or five years that was one of the better slashers of the in the last four or five years .

That was one of the good . Oh Heart Eyes . It was a good B movie , put it that way yeah , yeah , no , heart Eyes was good .

It was a good B movie , I know .

I'ma see the new Scream when it comes out no yeah , i'ma see Scream hopefully it don't mess it up .

I stopped playing it about . Yeah , hopefully it don't mess it up four , I think Three or four , I'll watch it . I show up what's playing . All right , give me a ticket for that .

Who grew up In the original . Yeah , the original one .

Warfare , they can't stay 18 .

I heard Warfare was real good . That one guy is in it from we're the Millers . Minecraft , what is Warfare ? It's a war movie . I heard it was good .

Modern War . Oh so modern .

I can't do too many World War 2 movies yeah .

Hacksaw Ridge was good . Though Hacksaw Ridge was good . I can't do too many World War II movies , yeah , yeah , yeah , hacksaw Ridge was good . Though Hacksaw Ridge was good .

Yeah , long as a motherfucker but it was good , wasn't bad in .

Heartbreak Ridge , heartbreak , pretty much .

Which one of you niggas sat here and watched the Notebook . I did Love the Notebook .

That's a good movie . I've never seen it . I've never seen the notebook . That's because you got issues . Who ?

seen On Golden Pond . I seen that too With Jane Fonda . Have you seen Cocoon ?

I seen that . What is that other weird ?

one .

Making Bridge . What is that one ? Something about a bridge , bridges of Madison County . What about Sleeping With the Enemy Seen ? That too one .

Something about the bridge or some shit bridges of madison county . Yeah , that one oh seeing that ? What about sleeping with the enemy ? Seeing that too love at first bite . Seeing that , yes , yeah , I'm throwing the fish to save pittsburgh . No , that , ha . Ha . See , I'm telling you , I'm throwing them all at you now .

Uh , let me see what else I got this old body snatchers I might have seen fucking hated it because it's a dog thing , but other than that it was good Poltergeist .

Seen that Full metal jacket .

Seen that .

Hey , hey , hey .

Debbie does death . Let me in Saw that I like Poltergeist . Let me in . What did he say ? God is in his holy temple . God is in his holy temple . That was good , hey did you see that ?

hey , I don't have no more , I need more movies you seen a vampire in Brooklyn ?

oh , vampire in Brooklyn oh , mmhmm , that's one of Eddie Murphy's .

Lost Boys . Oh man , that boy I haven't seen the Lost Boys .

Lost Boys is good . The Outs I haven't seen the Lost Boys . Lost Boys is good .

The .

Outsiders . I haven't seen the Outsiders either . Seen the Warriors .

Warriors .

That was good .

Ponyboy Curtis was in the Outsiders . The Warriors was real good , Hello Buzz .

Goonies . I know y'all seen the Goonies . Goonies is good , yep Goonies . Air Bud , stand by me . I think I seen Stand by me Lean on me . Great Alright , I got one Shit . I lost it Burn After Reading .

Oh my god , I never even heard of that Say that again . Burn . After Reading . Was that like a major movie .

It was .

One of them , black comed . It was one of them , black comedies .

It was one of them offshoot black comedies that George Clooney and Brad Pitt was in .

I ain't never even heard of that . That's like .

Good .

Will .

Hunting . What's that one ? You seen Good Will Hunting . No , boondock Saints

I've seen Boondock Saints .

Y'all seen Good Will Hunting ? I've seen Good Will Hunting . I don't know . I heard it was good .

I can't understand a word that motherfucker's saying .

What about school ties ?

I've seen school ties Hoosiers .

I think I've seen Hoosiers Sports movies . I'd say we're going .

Semi-pro . Yeah , I've seen Semi-pro .

I think I've seen Hoosiers Sports movies . I'd say where you going Semi-pro ?

Yeah , I've seen Semi-pro .

No , I didn't see that Waterboy . I've seen Waterboy . My mama's here . Do that again .

My mama's here .

Feel the dreams .

Bobby .

Hoosier Feel the dreams .

I have not seen , feel the Dreams , the .

Sandlot .

I've seen .

Sandlot you know , there was a Sandlot 2 ?

Never seen it . We'll never see it .

I never saw it .

Nah , it was good . It was good , Just like there was a . Hot Tub Time Machine 2 and 3 .

I saw both of them . I think I saw the second one . I didn't see 3 . I saw 2 .

I saw the second one .

Hey , what about ?

What's the one with G-Baby ? What was , that's the one with Keanu Reeves . What about the ? What's your name ? Hardball , hardball .

Hardball okay , and the replacements .

Replacements yeah .

Obviously , we saw the program and I was just trying to Blue Chips .

Yeah , we seen all of them , blue Chips .

Any given Sunday .

What's the one that the one that I forget the two names . They make a porno , do you want ?

them . Oh , zach and Miri make a porno . Yeah , zach and Miri makes a porno , hilarious .

Don't bring up Juana man .

Oh , who said Juana man ?

He said Juana man .

Hey , Juana man was hilarious . Yes , it was .

Hey , you know what ?

We're going to continue this next week . We're done .

Joe're going to continue this next week we done Joe , we're going to open with movies .

Joe is going to man . Hey , y'all know what we're going to put Joe on limited appearances because we will not get any sponsors or anything .

Bring .

Alabama Joe back .

Alcohol will sponsor us . Let the liquor sponsor us .

Yes .

Thank you , Joe .

Thank .