What Happens When Five Friends With Microphones Have No Filter?

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I'm sorry , Go ahead To my left . You know who it is . It's Rod aka Wonder Twin Power .

Oh , and also the show was brought to you by Apple . I got it at Walmart , it's not a turn anymore .

What type ?

of apple . Is it A red apple ?

Red delicious . And to my left , I'm just a special guest appearing today . This is J-Rock , aka one of the twin number two .

That's our manager . That's what I'm talking about . I like it .

To his left .

That's right , the one and only Alabama , joe baby , alabama Joe .

That's right , baby . You know people say that Alabama Joe has to talk into the mic . That's right , baby . And you know people say that Alabama .

Joe has to talk into the mic . That's our feedback . Really , I gotta talk into the mic , okay . Big love to the microphone . Can you hear ?

me now . Yeah , like you suck titties , I'm an ass man .

You ain't gonna pass it . I'm gonna pass it , but I gotta share this .

Okay , go ahead .

It said the bigger the fupa , the better the chalupa , so retarded .

And to my left .

Finally I get to speak . Goddamn , you know , I wait to the intro until I start talking . Anyway , this be the one they call Christian and sitting to my left . It's just Jess , just Jess Now we just Jess , just Jess , now we're all here , jess , now we are all here , just .

Jess .

We are all here . We're missing one .

Oh yeah , we're missing . Oh , you know , he's always here in spirit .

Hey , he's jumping tall buildings . How do they say it Jumping tall ?

buildings Leaping tall buildings how do they say it ? Jumping tall buildings Leaping tall buildings with a single bound . With a single bound . Catching bullets with his teeth . Wait no , Catching bullets with his teeth Faster than a locomotive . Okay yeah , I thought it was faster than a locomotive .

Hey , just think if you was faster than a speeding bullet .

Faster than a speeding bullet .

It's faster than a Flash . Yeah , speed and Bullet . Faster than Speed and Bullet .

It's faster than the Flash . Yeah , who's faster Flash ?

or Superman Flash .

Superman , it's Superman .

Flash Okay so why you say Flash .

Because Flash goes back in time bro .

Oh , that's true , that is true .

Superman can't go that fast , except for the time when Lord Lane got killed . Other than that , I was going to ask the same , except for the time when Lord Lane got killed in that movie , but other than that he was flying around the world .

He wasn't running . There's a new Superman coming out .

You seen the trailer yeah , I seen that shit . It looks weird it does , though . They need to come on and catch up with Marvel man .

They they can't do it , huh they won't ever be able to .

I don't think they'll ever catch you .

Well , we got some interesting stuff to talk about . We're going to talk about Diddy's Tootsie Roll .

Okay , what .

I don't know . Some girl said it was this size . It looked like a Tootsie Roll , diddy's Tootsie Roll . That's why you had to pay for people to come to . Cassie Allegedly Well , actually it ain't allegedly , because the chick said it in court and you know we don't fact check .

I only heard it on the street , and you know I don't pay attention to shit , so y'all going to have to fill me in .

No .

Oh you talking about the trial .

Yeah , the girl said his thing was like a tootsie roll . I mean , we ain't here to talk about thangs . Now why was that important in court ?

I don't hate for motherfuckers to say that shit .

No , I know they done with you .

I don't understand they ain't say that shit when you popping that thang .

I want to know how Cassie's you sound real defensive right now . Cassie's husband . I'm not ashamed of my shit up . I eat it up .

That don't make no difference either way , she gonna get there . Huh , I'll do both .

You know , you beat it up , beat it up and eat it up man , why are you pushing through all types of headboards ? Are you bragging just saying , not bragging , just stating facts ?

hey boy , what's ?

your safe word what is my safe word ? Oh yeah , don't stop . That's not a good one , bro .

What is my safe word ? Oh yeah , Don't stop . That's not a good one bro , Uh-oh .

Just so you know , just Jess , mine's bananas . Why do I need to know that ? That's pertinent information . Why did ?

you single me out for that . These niggas don't need to know .

Just so you know .

These motherfuckers don't need to know . When Christian was like I do both . When Christian was like , I do both . Just Jess gave him that side eye Like oh okay , I saw it , I seen it , don't try to deny it . We doing storylines now On the Nobody's Talking Podcast .

Hey , we can role play . People been wondering Like hey , we hear a lot of shuffling in the background . I'm like , hey , I don't know , I don't know , I don't know what you're hearing .

It might be your air conditioning . You said it's the gummies . Yeah , it's the gummies , oh yeah .

How's everybody's week been Good ? I got a powerball . I don't know if I should call it an epiphany or I had to change your heart with powerball , you know ?

no , I wish I took it on accident .

You know , we know how every now and again we talk about Powerball we ain't talked about it in a minute , and we always talk about oh , give me the money , give me the money . I'm taking the payments . I finally had to change your heart . Give me the annuity , and I'm not doing absolutely nothing . I'm not . It depends on what it is .

I didn't know . It took the annuity . I'm sorry .

30 years of guaranteed money , dude , I'm just going to yeah and I'm not going to do anything . You're not going to be like , oh you know , we got this land to invest in . What do I care about this land ?

for when I'm gone , I don't care . You're going to take the lump soon . No , I'm taking the annuity . You're going to take the $20 million for 20 years or whatever it is , I don't blame you . I do that too .

I'm just going to chill .

Yeah .

Like dude , come on $12 million . I think we're all wise .

You're taking $20 million a year . That's what a year I mean , because you're going from like that's what you get . Just say I'm going to go from $20,000 a year to $20 million .

Right , exactly , so that's the thing . So if I'm sitting up here , all I got to do is take $20 million $20,000, .

Put it to the side and then blow the rest of it .

So we're about to do the math check right now okay , and you know , he's a smart , rich , nigga . So we got to listen . Smart , not rich Nigga . You rich , you got the new mic .

Rich .

Hey man , it's a nice mic and the headphone splitter .

It is a nice mic .

It is a nice mic Are y'all sharing mics right now ?

Nope . We done got out the ghetto , we done moved up . Y'all ain't sharing mics , no more . Y'all better thank your daddy . It's pretty much what he's saying , huh .

It's pretty much what he's saying Before we cheek to cheek on a mic hoping your breath don't stink .

Come on Now listen . I done invested . We moved on up from , you know , to the east side .

So we finally got a piece of that pie , exactly , and it tastes so good . See , jess wasn't here for the card table . Nope , she came when it got .

Good , this is stable , you ain't got to wait for me to come around when the niggas get home dinner .

No , I'm sorry , white , I'm just messing around .

That's angry brother .

Hey , y'all know this just here to entertain Smart brother .

Got the political brother over here , whoa , when did I ?

become political .

When did I become political brother ?

And the short one and then , white she-devil .

There you go , she-devil White she-devil you never seen .

Undercover Brother . Undercover Brother . Let her be white . Let hercover Brother .

Let her be white .

Let her be white . Let her be white . Thank you , Christian .

You got homework to do . Yeah , you got homework to do , okay .

Goddamn , you just can't catch a break , can you ?

No , I didn't do my homework last week . What was my homework last week ?

What was her homework last week .

My bad I'm going to pull it back .

If .

I cook them . They won't be as good . Stalk him out . What did you say , gorilla ? Huh , you ought to be shaming us , oh .

No , you can't . You can doctor him up A little bit . You can doctor him up , man . What store around here you going to find Some good collard greens ?

Joe , you need to . Joe , you should never , ever Say that , ever again , out loud my birthday's in two weeks .

On a Friday , I will be here . You better make me .

Some collard greens , it is . I will be here . Then Shit , wait , no , two weeks , I won't be here .

How old will you be , jess ?

You're not a regular man Shit .

I'm on vacation Hold on Pass your mic over here . You lost your mic . Daddy said you lost your mic , give your mic up . Anyways , let's get back to this annuity thing , because what we were talking about was annuity first okay , so I have that amortization table . Did I say that correctly ? I don't know what it means .

Y'all know what I meant .

So the Powerball is at 123 million . I can't count that high .

That's why I don't need it . Okay , what's the ?

lump sum . What's the lump sum ? Cash sum is 54 million . What's the lump sum ? What's the lump sum ? The cash sum is $54 million .

Oh , that's what you get . What's your net ? What do you get after taxes ?

Let me go back $33 . You know , what annuity is ? $33.5 million .

So you get $33.5 million Out of $100 . That's my piece $25 .

Well , we're really starting at $54 .

Out of the 55 .

The cash is always half .

There's turtles in that . So anyways , I'm starting to think giving Jess a mic wasn't a good idea Exactly Pass your mic . You lost your mic privileges , anyways . So we went year one , you get 11 , no . 1 went year one , you get 11 , no , 1.1 million , 1.1 . Okay , year 30 , you up to 4.6 .

And I'm going to tell y'all what I'm doing . Year 30 ? This is what I said . Oh , so it's over 30 years .

I thought it was over 20 . Well , you get 29 payments .

Okay , yeah , so you get your first payment in about four weeks and then every year after that , you'll get 29 years Yep For 20 .

Yep , yep , I'll take that .

So now , and this is what I'm saying , so now , just what I said , now , how much ? The first one is 1.1 ? 1.1 . This is exactly what I said I'm doing . I'm taking well , I'm a the first payment . Okay , it's gonna be a little crazy , but my plan is have the first payment . You just have it deposited into the bank .

what , what ?

You know what ? I don't even know what mics you got . No more , I can't even shut it off . She's on number four . Shut up . I know exactly what you're saying so I said I'm going to pay myself $10,000 every two weeks . So now , wait , wait , yeah , $10,000 . $10,000 , so that's $20,000 a month . So $20,000 a month , $240,000 a year Now that's just your net .

Yeah , it's going to be taxing .

You know , I'm going to get some extra stuff . I don't think I'm going to get a Lamborghini . How many bikes you getting ? No , none , I'm cool with that one . Right there , you just chilling . Yeah , I'm going to get a Mercedes , I'm going to get a G-Wagon and I'm going to get a Maybach 600 . Because then it got up to where 1.1 million .

You're going to get just a car .

A 2025 . Yeah , then I'm going to put a wood grain all in it .

That's because you're old . Only old people do that .

You see that . See , I'm with you , though I think my reason would be I wouldn't spend the first million . You're old , only old people do that . You see that I'm with you , though my reason would be I wouldn't spend the first million , I'd just ride it out , just in case any of them , bastard children show up .

say to the nice guy you know what I mean . Are you my daddy ?

You know , because somebody might say I'm the daddy . Hey , you know , 23andMe is going out of business .

Oh is it ? Yeah , what happened ? I think they filed for bankruptcy . Nobody's . Hey , no , listen , if you think about it , there's only so many people in the world . Yeah , I mean , well , actually it's a whole bunch of people . But what I'm saying is once you do it .

How many of them niggas is Ken and Thomas Jefferson ?

Well , it's only reliable if somebody's a Ken and you do it . You know what I mean .

No , right , right , right . But what I'm saying is so , if you do , it okay , well you do it , you did it , that's one time she does it . Okay , that's just once . It ain't like y'all going to go do it again , so you know for them to .

You had to come up with new ways to try to drum up business . Plus , isn't it a whole gang of new ancestral oh , there's a bunch of them .

Yeah , there's like one Ancestry . Yeah , there's like one Ancestry .

Yeah , Ancestrycom .

Yeah , I think they were the first one , I think . So that's like all the little dates . But back to the Powerball talk . Anyway , that's what I do . I switch from wanting to lump sum to now . I'm an annuity guy . Just give me the money and when the sharks come like , oh , can you invest in this or invest in that ? Absolutely not .

Mine's way below that . I'd be happy with $100 .

Hey man , we got to watch you . Joe got $100 in his pocket right now , I don't want to what .

I thought you .

Never mind , he got $20 . Damn Joe , this man is looking like a real podcaster , right now I'm trying to be hey , he , hey . Looking over the glasses and shit . Hey , y'all like that With the headphones up and he's just creeping over Christian , pass your mic , hold on nigga this is an original . What the fuck do you mean ?

Pass your mic , I'll just mess Mike , anybody else got any ?

Powerball suggestions .

Jess , what you doing Losing , that's what I'm doing . I'm losing .

If you win it , though , if you win the Powerball , Shit , I don't even know .

I don't even know what to do with myself . You're going to go buck wild . I can buy name brand foods . That's crazy to me .

Oh my God , I just Jess pass Name brand foods .

That's crazy to me . Oh my God , Just pass your mic .

Because I'm broke Not everybody can live like you . That's the episode title , right there .

For real Pass the mic .

You sitting up here with a what's that ?

Hey , what is that I can buy Coca-Cola instead of Big Mac . What size is that ? That's a .

Trienta . I didn't buy this . It's a Trienta Starbucks .

I live off pen handling . Mofo Pen handling .

You got that .

You realize the difference between Coca-Cola and Big K .

Oh girl , you're going to be in heaven . Big K , the bubbles don't even touch your nose , but the fucking Coca-Cola , that shit , go right up there .

We're going to get starry nuts right .

Woo Wait till you get the experience of the real Coca-Cola .

Honestly , I would buy a car . I need a car or something . Honestly , you're going to buy a car . What type of car ?

I don't care . We're talking about $20 million , you don't need a car .

You got to get for it in . You're buying three of them , motherfuckers you don't have like a wild imagination .

Like oh , I want a Tesla , I want a big Ford F350 .

Honestly , I want things that I can afford without money .

I'd rather just have things I can afford , like even if I wasn't like get me a monthly payment that I can afford , even if I wasn't rich . No , that shit sound good .

That shit man . You I don't know .

I'm sorry , I don't know if you're just saying that shit , or you're just trying to be wifey to me ? No , I don't know . It sounds good . It sounds good . I will tell you right now .

Listen , listen listen , hey , hey , hey , you know what I mean . That's some gold .

Wait , wait , wait , don't be a Debbie Downer . Wait , debbie Downer Just got a mic .

Now no , because my luck would be that I would win the damn Powerball . Right , I would win it and then somehow , someway , I would lose all the money I already know damn well .

Hey , listen .

You're the most unlucky person , but the thing is , you'll be right back where you started .

You got to take the payment .

Listen , you need to let us manage your money for you . We'll take care of you , okay , we'll give you an allowance .

Yeah , exactly you , goddamn Britney .

Spears , We'll give you an allowance and we'll take care of you . Alright , Get you that Honda Accord . You want 2023 . Hey , what's the chick ? Say no .

I want a Civic .

Okay .

You're thinking sensible right now .

Like a little sleek , little black one with a little black interior .

A Honda Civic . We got you , we got you , okay , a little like light pink interior . So you got $20 million and you're getting a Honda Civic .

Pay us , yeah , probably .

You got your goddamn mind . I love .

Honda no , we'll pass , we'll manage it for you .

Honda , no , we'll pass , we'll manage it for you and you're good .

That's a good choice . Yeah , because you know what .

When I pull up managing your money in that nice GLS 600 and be like , oh , here's your Honda 600 .

Exactly .

That's a nice Range Rover you got . How'd you get that ? Oh no , we good Managing your money right here . We got you .

Honestly don't care , as long as I get some .

Okay .

Okay , y'all take my money but give me some of it . I want an allowance . That's what I'm saying . I don't know if you're genuine or you just fucking with me .

Chris my head is blown away right now , Dude $1,000 extra than what I get a month would literally change my whole entire life .

Do you even understand that ? Like that would literally change my whole entire life . Joe about to put a ring on it right now . Joe about to put a ring on it ? No , it would .

Like people don't understand that Like literally it would change my whole life .

We understand All . Right , now we getting off money talk . Let's have fun now .

Yeah , we no more money talk . You know we're going to talk .

No more Powerball . Ain't Money Talks like a porn .

A porn yes , it is .

Nigga Money .

Talks is a movie by Chris Tucker , that too .

Money Talk is not a porn . It's a porn , and who's the ?

white dude in it too , chris Tucker and who's that Charlie Sheen .

Okay , I'm pretty sure I it for you .

Hey , man , go ahead . No , that's good right there . Well , what are we looking at right now ?

It's not a , it's a , it's a . That's a comedy .

They talking porn . It's a reality porn .

Yeah , exactly See , joe know , joe know it was a movie , but it's not , it is . It's a movie too . It's reality .

It's reality porn , though . Well , Money Talks there's a Money Talks reality , that is a great . Also Pay Us , but that is a great website . What Shout out to Bang Bros ? I don't know nothing about reality kings , but shout out to Bang Bros , pay Us . We dropping a lot of names that don't pay us y'all , god damn . I know huh , hashtag , pay us .

Let's give them some money . Money talk is like you know you might be on to something hey shout out to Germany .

Shout out to Germany . Boop , boop , Guten tag Germany . They make gummies over in Germany . And Pakistan . I don't know the language , but shout out to you , pakistan . We stand in solidarity with Pakistan . Are they the ones doing the shit ? Well , shout out to Pakistan , see , that's why I moved it over here .

How do you afford that trianta ? Of course y'all see the one thing .

It's not even a tri-entry . That was some Final Destination shit right there . I've seen the new Final Destination .

Oh , you saw it already .

I haven't even seen a single one of them .

I was going to say when did this nigga , this nigga done been ? He don't usually go to the movies , do you ?

Oh yeah , I go every Friday for the most part . I've just been busy lately .

What'd you see last Friday ? So you went today . Yeah , I went today . Is it Final Destination ? I went today .

I thought you said you weren't going last Friday .

What ? No , what did I do last Friday ? When did I say that ?

Because I was saying I was going to go watch Sinners .

Oh , yeah , yeah , no , no , I'm too tired to go to the movies . I went to bed . I went to bed last week . Yeah , you had a show , I guess I didn't . How'd you do in your show ? See , I did all right . I'm this close to getting that 600-pound deadlift . I want that shit .

Damn Tops that's about what I can say 20-pound tops I'm so weak it's not even funny .

Yeah , but you got a lot of lower body strength . You can do it , it's coming back to me .

That's true , it's coming back to me . I got you what's coming back to you .

What y'all talking about . Let me see , nah , nah , let me see . Let me see Incognito , incognigro search . All right , germany , the Netherlands , yeah , pull up the stats , it's been a minute .

Singapore , singapore , singapore .

Shout out to Singapore . I said Singapore .

Singapore , not Cigna-pore , sing-a-pore .

Hey , don't let them . You say it what you say Don't let them , don't try it . Man Nigga , you can't talk in demand language Snigna , wait what ?

did I say Singapore , singapore , sing-a-pore , not sig-na-pore , with the school ?

teacher , shit again . Don't do that .

One of us got to do it .

You smart .

Finish Bosco , just because y'all can't spell , I can say Singapore .

Singapore there you go .

There you go . Yeah , but you smart brother , I said Singapore .

No , you said Singapore .

You didn't .

Well , singapore , singapore , oh .

Let it go , bro , let it go . You did well . Anyway , fuck what they say the . United Kingdom . Chip what they say .

The United .

Kingdom , chip , chip , I mean shit , cheerio , shout out to the UK .

Now they over here making fun of these countries .

No , I'm not making fun of these countries , I'm shouting them out .

One person said something .

Who else we got . Who else we got ? Oh , that's it .

We got Australia .

And the UK is not even just Great Britain . So that's yeah , shout out to y'all Thailand . Joe , you ever been to Thailand ? No ? But , Los Angeles . You ever been to Los Angeles ? Durham , north Carolina . You ever been to Durham ? You ever been to Raleigh , las Vegas ? I know about that . You never go . It was there last year .

I know I'm just talking Altamont Springs , Florida . Hey , Macomb .

Macomb Illinois .

Oh , illinois . No , that's Sterling , that's Sterling right there . Oh , he's back in Illinois , macomb .

Mississippi hey wait , Now what ?

you say now is what .

It's Illinois , there's no , you don't pronounce the S .

And you go with that shit .

Dude , we know you're correcting everybody . It's Illinois . You think you better than us ?

I'm used to talking and nobody hearing me when I say something under my breath .

You acting mighty white right now . You got to stop .

Okay .

I'm sorry , I can spell y'all . Take it back . White let her Illinois City See what I know such thing as acting white Arkansas .

Mighty white .

I'll fix it there , you go . Arkansas .

See what I mean .

You got a new English teacher on here now .

Now you trying to play us like some dummies . Huh , apologize , hey , why ?

don't we give you a mic .

I'm sorry , yeah , pass the mic .

It's mad political , didn't it ? This turned into a black-white debate , you know , you're sitting up in this motherfucker with five hood nicks .

I'm so sick of y'all how you gonna get up out of here . I'm so sick of y'all . All my life I've been .

All my life .

I don't know how that hog tied ?

nobody , no , I'm just trying to educate . You are obviously uneducated .

What you trying to do ? Nothing except for you being not smart , damn .

Keep it going . No , please Keep it going . Keep it going , damn .

That's the same thing they said to you . Okay , anyway .

There are five college educated niggas up in here .

I didn't even know that's the same thing they say to the natives .

Man , dallas , texas , d-town Ain't never been . Oh , dallas is nice . I've been to Austin , kansas City , kansas .

City , kansas City , kansas .

City or Kansas City , Missouri , Same . Thing .

It's both Peoria Arizona .

Yeah , I've been there , represent , Represent .

Nobody wants to tell anybody that they're from Peoria .

I'm from .

Peoria Lindbergh . Okay , here say this word , miss Smarty Pants .

I can't see .

What's that right ?

there Girl please .

Exactly .

You see that Wait , hold on .

Let me see when the hell is Lindbergh .

Where is that ? I think it's Germany , sounds German I think it's like the oh , I can't say that that sounds German .

Ego Staben that sounds . German EG Stavren , eg Stavren Lindbergh , that look crazy , don't it ?

I don't know how to say that .

You see that .

Let me take a crack at that . Bring it over here EG .

EY , that's a Y , ey , ey .

Hold on , let's blow this up . I'm good with numbers , lindbergh , see . You see that right here , this is how old are you ?

No , no , no , don't do that .

Younger than you Don't do that .

He said don't do it , why not ?

You just don't know how bad that's going to sound .

Joe , you're the only one . I thought you were like 35 , 40 . You know how bad that is going to sound . What 35 , 40 ?

Oh , fucking Eagle Chauvin .

Eagle Chauvin .

That's what I would say . That's what I would say .

That's what I would say Can you pronounce it .

Can you use Google to pronounce it ? Hey , Google , oh shit , I didn't even think about that . See , look at that .

See , see how they doing it .

You got these smartphones , don't even know how to use them . You right , hey Trey .

Songz got a song talking about smartphones . Oh yeah , it's brand new , ain't it ?

No , it's older . Okay , I thought he had a new album coming out .

If he did , I'm getting it . I messed with Trigger Trey .

Uh-oh , you got it For now .

What does it say ? We're going to start having Jess look herself up , cut down on her mic time . She done got a little sassy today , got your own mic .

Now you over here acting all high sadidi , I got rights . Oh my God , Y'all .

Trying to be , an English teacher .

I've been doing it my whole entire life .

We about to pull your mic .

privilege You're going to have to pay for my mic as soon as we find out what button she on .

It's four , it's four , it's 100% four .

Say something , jess , she ain't talking now .

Yep , we got her .

I wasn't listening I think .

I got it , I think I got it . Uh-oh , I go shoving , I go shoving , I go shoving , I go , I got it . Igel shoving , igel shoving , igel shoving , igel shoving .

Igel shoving .

Interesting . Well , there it is Well there we go . Well , that's the lesson . Of the day . That was a long ass search .

Well guess what , and what'd I say ?

That's the Netherlands and Belgium .

Oh , and I said Germany , yeah Well , shit . Oh well , it sounds .

German , I mean Belgium is semi-German .

Yeah , they was .

I don't know .

They was German in the 40s .

Absolutely .

I didn't even graduate high school .

What he said In the 40s . They were German .

Interesting

What's our next topic ? Free Tory Lane .

Oh , he got stabbed or something in prison 14 times , 14 times Damn .

He's still living .

Hey , now they're saying dude , he didn't even shoot him .

Yeah , he didn't even shoot homegirl the bodyguard , dude , he didn't even shoot him . Yeah , he didn't even shoot homegirl the bodyguard . Oh , he didn't .

They was trying to get the gun away from him and he knocked it out of her hand .

And it went off , it went off .

Yeah , Hit her in the foot . I mean she just got shot in the foot , but I'm saying she think Tory Lanez did it and he didn't in the foot .

What they trying to do . They trying to go back to trial . If the glove don't fit , don't put it on .

Who stabbed him in prison .

Oh , he a lifer .

I know he got life , but who stabbed him ? Just some haters , or what ?

Who got life ? No , the dude that stabbed Tory Lanez . No , the dude that stabbed him is a lifer .

It's a life , it's just a regular life . I get that he got life , but what kind of stripes is he really trying to get ? He has life , he ain't got nothing .

He got nothing else to give .

He has nothing to gain . No , that's why I stabbed him up .

What are you going to gain from stabbing Tory Lanez ? Notoriety . You just stabbed Tory .

Variety . Nigga Tory Lanez is a mid-tier rapper .

Agreed . Is he a rapper or a singer Exactly ?

He's a rapper and a singer . Maybe he wanted a piece of the cut One of them . He does all that shit . Cuts come out while he was locked up .

And then he got cut inside , he got stabbed like in the head he got stabbed in the head .

He's telling the truth . Damn His truth anyway .

One of them went like to his head . Like I know , he got done up in the back Time to get in the booth .

He wasn't trying to fight back .

He snuck him in the back . Go ahead . Dude ran up on him in the back . You ever seen somebody get shanked ? Yeah , you see how quick they are .

But they don't know they're shanked half the time .

No , that's 14 times 14 times yeah them 14 times in one second . You don't feel that shit . And then you know you sitting up here like where's my back burning , yeah , yeah , where's my back burning , yeah , but you've seen Tory Lanez .

He's like a buck 20 . He's little too , huh yeah he's very little , so you know he felt it .

That's what I'm saying , though . What do you have there ? God lucky to have him Fucking with that little cat ? I don't know , I mean he probably asked for some money , told you he'd give me some cigarettes .

Yeah , he probably asked for some on the outside or something .

You might have to ask for a selfie . You know they got cell phones in a . I like watching them prison shows .

They be gigging , they be TikToking and shit .

That's crazy , ain't it ? Yeah ?

they got all types of access to stuff . What's your favorite ? What ?

y'all niggas over there doing what's your favorite prison show Bosco .

I see that too , Bosco Hold on Let . Let's go . I see that too , Bosco Huh .

Hold on , hold on , let's figure out what he's looking at it for what you looking at how are you ?

What Sign language and shit he picked up my shot . He flicks it . Get your hand out of his pocket . You shut the hell up right now . My hands have been on my phone .

Mm-hmm , Put them on the table so we can . You know what matter of fact I was just looking at the .

The bottle . Oh , okay , so I was trying to figure out what he was doing .

Just keep in mind .

It was plastic or glass . I wish I had glasses right now . Just keep in mind , don't stop . Keep that shit in mind .

You're saying Don't you wear glasses .

I'm trying to think what is my favorite shit ? Probably I don't know . Probably back in the day that scared straight man I got caught on that shit .

one time they had the all-day marathon . I couldn't stop .

That was good .

60 days in I couldn't stop watching .

There's this one little kid that they're like get in there , get in there . He's like I can't . And they're like why ? He's like ? Because you ain't got the door open .

Nah , 60 Days In is good I don't think I've seen 60 .

Days .

In , it's so dramatic . I'm a Saturday Night .

Live person . It's on A&E right . I love Saturday Night Live .

A&E . They talking prison shows .

Hey , they about Damien Wayans .

When he was in Living Color .

Oh yeah .

I forget what it was . He was like philosophical brother or something .

He was saying , all types of stuff . He said oh , the procrastination of the proclamation . It made sense , but it didn't make sense , if you want to be intuitive .

I'm like what the hell Just ?

using big words .

With your flatulence . If y'all don't know , look up Damien Wayans . And In Living Color .

That and Homie the Clown .

Oh man , homie , the Clown , Homie , don't play that . Okay , hold on , I got one right here .

Oh , is that one .

We will internalize the flatulation of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the Indonesianonesian proximity in order to further segregate of my venereal infection . If I may retain my liquids here for one moment , I'd like to continue the redundance of my quote , unquote intestinal tract .

Do not misinterpret Dog Jericho's activation Dog . That is hilarious Classic , classic stuff right there . Hey , they can . I told you we talked about that that shit today .

Oh , absolutely not . Hey , speaking of that , I went back and watched Tropic Thunder . Oh , did you watch it ? Yeah , yeah , and I think that was one of the ones you said you never seen Tropic Thunder .

Oh , did you watch ?

it yeah .

Yeah , I think that was one of the ones . You said you never seen Tropic Thunder , right ?

It wasn't that . It really wasn't that bad , it wasn't . Oh no , tropic Thunder was great .

Nah , like Come on , they rob it down or anything .

No , yeah that whole thing , like in terms he was hilarious , I'll be honest with you , though , he looked pretty . Spot on yeah .

No , he did good he did , though he looked spot on .

But no , what I mean is from the sense of using the R word and all that shit and probably everything else , it wasn't that bad . Aside from that , it wasn't bad yeah . It probably could have been made today . It just wouldn't have won it . I think so too .

I didn't know it was Oscar nominated A Tropic Thunder one . They wouldn't really care about him playing a dude , playing another dude , disguising another dude . They wouldn't be really concerned about the autism thing .

Oh , you're talking about Simple Jack . That's what I mean . Aside from that , it wasn't that bad .

I think they would have been more concerned about that than they would be concerned about him being a dude disguised as a dude playing another dude .

Who was the best character in that , in your opinion , though ? Oh that was Jack Black . You thought Jack Black was the best character .

Yeah , I thought , robert .

Downey , I personally thought Tom Cruise was the best character in it . Nah , he was kind of annoying .

I didn't even know it was Tom Cruise , though .

You didn't until the end but he was annoying from off rip . But nah , jack Black had me rolling while he was coming down .

I might say some things Exactly .

You know , there were times when I was doing Jack that I actually felt retarded , like really retarded . I mean , I brushed my teeth retarded , I rode bus retarded . Damn .

This is of fooled my mind into believing that it wasn't retarded .

And this is the movie clip podcast . I flushed so much out , how am I gonna jump start it up again ? It's just like yeah , yeah , right he was farting in bathtubs .

So now y'all gotta look up up Tropic Thunder and then Living Color Tropic Thunder is on Hulu .

If you got it or if you got friends that got it , go see it , pay us .

What about , damn trying to think what other one that was ? You think they could do Sanford and Son now . No , no , no .

They couldn't do none of those .

They couldn't do Sanford and Son None of those shows . They couldn't do Hoppy and .

Smitty , no , all in the Family . They couldn't do that ?

Oh yeah , no , they definitely can't do All in the Family . Remember Hoppy and Smitty ? Oh , they can't do the Jefferson , because George used to always say H . He used to say the H word . Well , it's very limited , oh honky .

My fault .

Shut up . You know what I ?

mean Well , you just got us canceled , nigga .

It's a cross between a horse and a jackass .

You know what's crazy ? You can say nigga , all you want to , but you can't say honky , you can't say cracker , you can't say Only certain genres , only certain people can get away with it , right , black people can get away with it . Blackish , because that puts the edge , right If you ever watch blackish .

They say nigga on blackish , they do say nigga on blackish On occasion .

That's not network TV . On blackish that's not . They say nigga on network TV now .

They haven't said it officially , but they emphasize it . They have used the word in a context .

And they use it on the new movie Sinners .

That's a movie In a movie .

We talking TV .

There's a lot of guidelines .

You can say whatever the hell you want , not on network .

Not on network , not on network . I think you're allowed to say shit now On network television , on cable television .

Cable television .

If it was four letters , you couldn't say it .

I lost my mind when I heard them say shit on the shield . But that was cable , they could say damn , oh yeah yeah , you're allowed to say damn , you can say damn , hell ass you might be able to say bitch a couple times .

I'm talking about back in the day . You couldn't say it if it was four letters , no .

But , now you can say pretty much .

But when you think about network TV , there's really not a lot .

They're trying to push the envelope now .

Yeah you know I didn't like growing up . I didn't let the kids curse and then , like that , I told my curse . Enough for all of us . So there's no reason for nobody in the house to curse , right ? I don't trust if you can't curse , so no , I'm just saying said you don't trust people .

That don't curse , no . But we going up the thing .

Why not .

You think they trying to be too good .

They act like they better than people . Come on man . Let's really talk about that for a second .

I'm not a big cusser Bosco told me I had a potty mouth .

If it's every third word coming out . Fuck , bitch damn .

When I'm ranting and raving .

Yes , yeah , but like you know if you say shit Every once in a while , or fuck or whatever you know that's , that's Okay , but Gosh darn it .

Come on , say damn it , gee willikers .

Gee willikers this ain't leave it to Beaver .

So to Tom and Tom . The consensus is that the intelligent people like the most intelligent people have the foulest mouths . You ever heard of that ? That shit's true , right there .

For real . No , it ain't . Yes , it is that shit ain't true . My cousin got a foul mouth . He's dumb as my face .

That shit ain't true , my cousin got a file , then you got dumb motherfuckers who don't know how to put words together , so they use them shits as space savers .

I feel like the way you're talking is about who you're around , like it doesn't matter how educated you are .

That's called code switching . We did an episode on that . What episode was that ? I don't remember the code switching episode I don't agree with that Just episode .

But let me go back . I don't , I don't agree with that . Just because you got to find them out , don't make it . No , I don't I don't I agree , and then if you say you're intelligent , there's a good chance you're not but there's a certain level of I'm just saying like all right , we get it .

You know , when every other word is motherfuck this now , that's overboard .

Yeah , it's all in context , right , like if you sit up here and you be like oh , I forgot my keys . Yeah , Just like , oh , whatever .

Well , like I was raised around , everyone in my family curses like a sailor . So like I'm just used to , I mean it just depends on the environment you're in .

If we out and about we talking , I don't want to hear every third word is a cuss word . Well , I don't think it should even . It just depends on where you're at .

Yeah , exactly If you had first Friday , you'd get what you get .

Yeah , yeah .

I'm just saying , you know .

My problem with it now , though , is kids lack lack the respect of cursing around adults oh my goodness . Kids lack respect in general yeah , that's true what she said .

I can't stand that .

I got another question about kids after this . Now , that is true , pull out , hey at what age ? That's the first step at what age is it time for the kids to get off the titty ? What's a great age and what I mean by get ?

off the titty Exactly .

Oh , the metaphorical titty .

Yeah , meaning to start contributing , or seven .

When you're old enough to understand , I think .

I would agree with seven .

I'm saying once like out of high school .

No Nah .

So how long are you going ?

to let your kids If you're staying at home .

Yeah , you're staying at home as soon as you graduate , you are contributing if you're staying at home .

Like I said , if you're going to college , okay , I get that , or going to the military .

Well , I feel like everyone I don't know like in my house it was you contribute . I don't know If your mom's making dinner , you better go cut up the vegetables or something , wash the dishes .

We weren't allowed in the kitchen .

You know , I'm talking about money-wise , oh , money-wise . So if you're just sitting up here and you're just paying for everything and your kid is like 30 years old , oh dad , no , hell , no . I'm talking about your grown-ass kids .

Because , I mean , we're only obligated to raise them until they're out of high school and they're 18 years old 26 . But if , like you said , they're going to college , they're actually doing something to enhance their lives then , you can stay as long as you need to , until you can , you know .

What if I just want to sit at home ?

If you sitting at home .

What if I just want to sit at home and smoke weed ? Well then , guess what your ass better get a job and you're going to be paying rent . I'll be like , yeah , I can't pay rent , but I can get a sack and we can smoke together .

Nope , sit on the street and smoke weed is what you can do .

Nope , I'll be cutting off internet . I'll be cutting off why .

I'm going to cut my shit off .

No , I'll cut it off . You can control it .

I ain't that's just like me walking to my house and hiding my wallet ?

I wish you would touch my wallet , I'd beat your motherfucking ass , and that's that old school parent right there .

I think it's important to teach your parents responsibility . Tell them Joe .

Like even before Somebody coming over , you better put your wallet . It's my house , I ain't coming to eat my shit .

No , no , I know , what you mean , you coming to my house ? No , yeah , no , what I ?

mean is , I give you the benefit of the doubt , but you fuck up , I'm coming to get you .

Oh yeah , no , I get it . I get it .

But what I mean is Like , I'm going to feed you regardless , but if you want a phone you can pay for that shit yeah . If you want like special , like shit , that like doesn't benefit anybody but you , then pay for that yourself , but I'm going to feed you , you can sleep in my house . You're still like I don't know .

But like the special shit that they want just for the rest of the shit .

What level of responsibility do you use ?

I'm not going to pay for your games . I'm not going to pay for your games .

What I'm saying , though , is at what point right ?

Right , it's expensive . You know what I'm saying .

Really somebody who is not looking to better themselves or better anyone around them . At what point do you cut that person ?

off Immediately . First of all , they're never going to learn , unless you let them go or as you buy video games and all that shit .

You created that shit .

You're enabling that . That's you . You created that shit . You're enabling that . That's you .

You created that , so you're going to stop on some shit you created . You created that .

Yeah , so .

You had every opportunity to take that little motherfucker to the park . No , you said , hey , here's the Disney channel . How the fuck at it .

Yup , here's the iPad .

And then you get mad at him when he's trying to talk shit to you because he see the motherfucking Disney's laying there talking to their parents like that .

I heard some of them kids shows are . I don't know which ones , but I've heard a couple of them kids . I forget which one , I ain't gonna remember it , but I know it's one of them kids shows . I guess they said it has the kids kind of like talking back to their parents or something that's all Disney can , all the Disney shows like that , and then Coco .

Mellon .

But then they'll go back and apologize .

Those are big kids . Oh yeah , coco Mellon .

Your kid already heard that shit , you know Well . The problem is you come out better just it's okay to play video games . Everybody got video games . They need to get out of the house .

No , they need to do something .

Go outside and play .

Play a sport .

Get some sun .

Anything . Here's the thing , though . I mean it really does go back to parenting , right Hell . I had a video , we had a video game system growing up system growing up . We had a Sega Genesis with 200 games , but guess what ? Y'all rich .

Hey , you heard that nigga say 200 games , 200 . 200 . You can't bring it back . Now there's a story behind that . I played the demos .

There's a story behind that .

They're trying to stun . Now they're really trying to stun now .

My folks was in the military , right , listen , there's a story behind that . Hey look , let me throw you in on the story behind that . Yeah , okay , they're really trying to stunt now my folks was in the military right , he got the new mic , one of the soldiers .

You like that , nigga , pass your mic , pass your mic . Oh my God , wait , wait , you like that , cut his shit off , cut his off . His shit off , cut his off . Anyways , now I ain't gonna explain myself , but go ahead . What I'm saying is and I might have exaggerated on 200 games

It's always taught . There's a time and a place .

Damn , you got deep , but then , but then , but then , nah , I ain't even going to touch it , you got it . Go ahead , no , go ahead , say it with your chest , I was just going to say fuck it . I'm saying you know , that's all relative right .

Right and wrong is all relative .

Well , no , no .

No , it ain't . Right and wrong is all relative .

Mm-defense .

And if , say , some BG trying to earn stripes for the set on the set , all that bullshit , I was in the right because I got my stripes . Is that right , though it's right for what you're doing .

But guess what it's right ? It is , in that context , right for what you're doing . But guess what ? The cops see what you're doing ? It's wrong . Now , it's still relative .

It's relative . That's my point .

They got off to parenting .

I don't know what y'all doing .

Hey , we done got too serious .

Here's the thing Pussy dick , pussy , dick .

You are , we're going to turn to Nobody Talking . Podcast and meet the press .

Okay , here's the thing You're a human being right and you know the difference between right and wrong Period .

Nobody got to tell you that shit ?

No , that's true .

You can say . You can say oh , nobody never taught him that bullshit , you know .

Yeah , yeah .

You know the shit ain't right and you do it anyway , though .

Right , you should know you don't go into the store and take that piece of candy , because you know it's wrong and if you . You didn't pay for it .

That's right . You don't take the piece of candy . Everybody know you eat the shit In the store , right ?

Yes , Facts you leave the store . Motherfucker , steal it Right .

Right man you go to that motherfucker fix you a whole motherfucker bologna sandwich .

You probably could and get away with it .

They can't you never left the store . Put that shit in the basket store and make your own sandwich . By the time you get to aisle six , you got a nice fucking bologna sandwich .

I never thought about it like that . You know you get some chicken tenders at the little food deli . You walk .

I never thought about it like that you know you get some chicken tenders at the little food deli , just walk around the store and start eating . Hey , listen , you can clean up at the grapevine . They got about 19 different grapes , yup . If you get two a piece , you got a whole bag .

The candy in the barrels . You could get some chocolate-covered raisins .

Let the store manager come up to you .

We'll go tell you what it is , you just taste , test it .

At the .

Winko At the Winko Pay us .

It's good . Yep , the best thing ever is motherfucking Sam's Club . You can get fooled with a Sam's Club .

I've never been inside Sam's Club .

Telling they got to pay us Christian , pay us Membership of that .

You go to Sam's Club . You walk through the door , you start at the cookies and they going hey , try this man . They feed you all through the stove , that's .

Costco too . This man speaks the truth . I still do it too .

Man , you go to Sam's Club I still do it too .

You got Sunday . Hey have you ever gone like got a sample , then gone back around and got another one ?

I don't even leave . I get my sample . Is this at Costco ?

Let me go ahead and take one to my son over here . I pick up like three or four of them .

All the time I went over there they was doing Hot Pockets , Cutting Hot Pockets up .

I got me like three of them , you got a whole hot pocket . You got a hot pocket . I ain't got a hot pocket in a minute .

When was the last time you had ?

a hot pocket .

It's been a while .

I was just looking at it the other day in the store too . Wait , what's ?

your favorite hot pocket Ham and cheese Ham and cheese . You asked for my favorite one you right , but explain yourself , nigga .

I'm a ham and cheese .

Nigga man , I like ham and cheese , pepperoni Ham and cheese .

Don't they have a pizza one ?

They have a ham and cheese croissant .

Okay , yeah , so that would be my favorite Anything pizza , pizza is my favorite , what's yours and another thing .

I'd say pepperoni . Okay , I'm basic with that . I'd say pepperoni .

Another thing Is that pepperoni . Oh , another thing , that sounds good . You can get the hot dogs and the soaps .

What's yours For $1.50 .

I like the one with the what is it four cheese .

Oh , the four cheese hot pocket oh the four cheese is good .

Yeah , that one's good , but no you was cheese steak hot pocket , sorry , okay , those are not that good .

Yeah , yeah , they got their own cheese , they got , they got a little too .

The meat ain't really that good . It's rubbery , all right .

You know what We'll be hated today . It's okay , you know what ?

You know what ?

you can do , you can go ahead and give that mic up to somebody else that can use it . Just got it on mic . Yeah , damn , it's like Diana Ross , we're going to have to have it on mic . I'm coming out . I was just listening to that this morning . Oh , that's the jam . Yeah , that's the cut . Shout out to 104.3 .

Yeah , no , that's the jam right there .

You turn that shit on . You hear the same song for years .

No , you will , you will , and it does get old . But when the Bluetooth ain't working , you know , sometimes you got to listen to the radio , sometimes you got to listen to the radio or silence . I'll do that sometimes Right , how's your drink coming ? Jess , just Jess .

Which one ? I got three in front of me .

She's triple fisting . So podcast world which one ? I got three in front of me .

She's triple fisting , so podcast world .

she got three drinks in front of her . Well , two , yeah , this one's gone . Hey , tell them .

Don't put you out there like that .

She got a Trianta .

It's a Venti .

That's like a $13 drink . Where's your final destination ?

shit right there , wait , hold on .

Hold on . How can you not afford name brand ? But ?

you got a $13 . It's not mine , I didn't buy it . I just told you that . A $13 , what ?

That damn Starbucks .

That's $13 . Probably .

I mean , that's half a $13 .

That's crazy . I'll pull it up on DoorDash right now . Oh , so you didn't order it at DoorDash , see , and she got DoorDash . Okay , jess See .

Okay , jess , I do have DoorDash .

I don't have a car . I've never , ever . You're all bigger than me . You can't talk .

Except for Bosco .

I've never ordered from DoorDash Ever .

Nope .

Why you order from DoorDash when you just called Domino's .

I don't have enough people to eat . I do have enough , they're not big .

I do have a cheat code on .

DoorDash or Grub .

On one of my cards you get . Order it on .

Sunday . You'll be done by Saturday .

Like 20 bucks a month free . So you order it through like DoorDash , so you can't even go to the whole thing . I think , like Amazon Prime , you could do the same thing , and then you just pick up and then like KFC and you'd be like , oh , go pick it up , I can't . So then that little , that $10 .

I respect DoorDash .

I ain't gonna say what card it is .

I was messing with it for a little bit you gotta get your money right .

I can't do it .

One more thing on the Final Destination movie . I didn't expect the last one to be the best .

Oh , so you think it's the best out of all of them ?

Hands down . It's crazy .

I haven't watched any of them .

Do you know the premise ? Do you know the premise behind it ?

So I will overthink that that shit's going to happen to me .

Like over and over and over and over again .

It is a possibility .

A lot of it , you ain't got to worry about .

But do you know the premise behind Final Destination ? Yeah , I know the whole like Okay , this is a requirement . People who cheat death initially , and then it finds them , I know .

I can't think about that , because I'll be like , oh my God , that's going to fall on me , that's going to fall on me .

That's going to fall on me and then I'm going to overthink . I feel your pain . I remember when I first Saw one of them .

I can't . I'm on a panic attack .

That fucking Bottled on the floor oh .

I thought you were Talking about this , that shit happened . I will have a whole Panic attack . It did , though .

That motherfucker Right on the brake pedal . What about ? What about when ?

What about when you were Driving a freeway ? You got behind a , a big semi .

Carrying lumber Everybody carrying lumber .

Everybody says Final Destination . Every time you see one of those trucks . I don't get behind those .

But even before that , or just .

Even before that I've seen that scene I'm hugging my windshield man , I didn't play so many windshields .

It's terrifying .

I can't yeah every time I see a semi carrying like rhubarb or something . Nope , just zoom over here , I don't mess with big trucks period .

No , yeah , I don't even like being behind pickups , because you know like the tires blow out and all that shit .

Because I overthink all that shit on my own . I'm like that ladder is about to come out and it's decapitate me , damn . Jess Out the back of that truck Every single time .

I cannot think about that Hypochondriac I , but you doing it now and you ain't even seen the movie Exactly .

That's why I can't see the movie . Movie night Yep .

Final Destination time .

You guys just thinking that Well we got Final Destination .

What else came out ?

I need to be educated .

The .

Weekends movie . I want to see that one .

I want to see the Clown in the Yard too , the Clown in the Cornfield .

Yeah , I want to see that one . I want to see the clown in the yard too . Not the clown in the yard , the clown in the cornfield the clown in the cornfield .

Yeah , yeah , I want to see . That Looks real good .

I know I got to show y'all I want to show y'all , I need to watch on Netflix Called Forever . Netflix .

Netflix why that sound like a love story ?

It is . It's like rom-coms , joe . No , so you never saw Pretty in .

Pink .

No .

Or the Notebook .

I like the Notebook .

Really Well , if you like the .

Notebook . You're like what did you like about the Notebook , without giving the spoilers ? Actually , I've never seen it . If you haven't seen the Notebook by now , people .

You haven't seen the Notebook . It had a lot of action . It's a good movie . It's sad .

Yeah , I was going to say it's a sad movie .

See , now I don't need to watch it because I already know what's up .

I'll tell you what .

I like Big Fish too .

Never seen Big Fish .

What about you ?

should watch that Tom Hanks right On .

Golden .

Farm no Big .

Fish . Who's in Big Fish ?

The Bridges of Madison County Never seen that .

Never seen , it , never even heard of that one , oh I seen it .

That was good . Sleepless in Seattle , I was forced to watch that . Never seen that . Seattle was okay , that was good when Harry met Sally .

Never seen that . You watch no rom-com , not really .

I don't watch many of them . I don't watch rom-coms , I don't really Nope .

The best man , best man .

Nope .

She's white . She's white .

Let her be white White people are usually the ones watching rom-coms .

But those are black . I don't do rom-coms , I don't know , I don't even watch rom-coms .

You don't watch rom-coms .

No , I like rom-coms .

It's a drama rom-com , Okay .

I watched something about Mary . I like that .

Hey , something about .

Mary .

You know I never , seen that that's a comedy .

That's a rom-com right there .

What about 40-year-old version ?

Seen that that's kind of a that's comedy though .

With a little bit of romance in it .

See , that's what . Oh 50 First Dates is good oh .

Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore .

Yeah no , that was good , that's a good movie 50 First Dates .

I don't consider it a rom-com .

That's a rom-com , it's comedy , but it's romance .

What about Knocked Up ?

That's a good one . I've seen that one .

Would that be a rom-com though ? Yeah , yeah .

I thought it was a rom-com , it's not under romantic comedy .

It's under comedy If they are falling in love , though it should be a rom-com .

Hey , anyone , but you is definitely a rom-com and that is hilarious , never seen .

that Is that with Sidney Sweeney and her big-ass titties .

And what's my new guy Couldn't help it .

He's the new , and I'm not even a titty guy . He's the new .

That's what you've been focusing on all day His name Damn , he was in Twisters . He's like the new it dude in Hollywood . His name is Glenn Powell .

In one ear and out the other .

Yeah , shout out to Glenn Powell .

Even though you said it . That's his name .

Yeah , he was also in .

Out my memory .

Yeah , what's the movie where ?

they go into space . I need my mouth on the memories to keep my memory .

Hidden .

Figures .

Oh yeah , he was in . That too , was he yeah .

I never saw that . You never saw Hidden Figures . No , I heard it was good , isn't that ?

It sounds familiar . It was the the black chicks right yeah the black women helping NASA get something into space . Yeah , I never saw that Based on a true story . Yeah , he's in that Starring Janelle Monae .

Yeah .

Who else was in it ? Janelle Monae ? Who else ? Taraji P was in there . Was Regina Hall in it ? She might have been in it . I can't remember . I never saw it . I heard it was good . I don't think Regina Hall been in it . I can't remember . I never saw it . I heard it was good .

I don't think Regina Hall was in it or was it Regina King ?

No , it wasn't either of the Reginas .

I like both of them , both of them , two things . I hate , about you .

Shout out to Regina King .

Oh , that was good . Shout out to .

Erin Magruder .

The lady that played . What's that what ?

Oh , oh , oh , Olivia , oh her name's not Olivia .

Hey what ? Oh , no , that came out , Didn't we talk about ? I forgot about that one .

That's not a romantic comedy . Yes , it is .

What Groundhog Day is a rom-com ? What about uh ? What about uh ?

The Sweetest Thing . What is the Sweetest Thing ? Man ?

y'all gotta watch . That Is thing . What is ?

the sweetest thing , man y'all gotta watch that .

Is it a rom-com With Christina Applegate ? It's probably a rom-com and I think Cameron .

Diaz . Oh , it's got , cameron Diaz .

Yeah , I think it was around the sweetest thing . Y'all gotta watch that .

Cameron Diaz , jennifer Lopez , who else ? Meg Ryan ?

Jennifer .

Lopez had a rom-com . They were like the rom-com queens Vampire in Brooklyn . Then you gonna go there , we just throwing it out there .

Wait who Vampire in Brooklyn .

Hey , shit , that's a rom-com .

That's a rom-com . Yeah , there you go . Now I know I love that . Just flip on me , just flip .

Now , how is that a rom-com ? What ?

is that which one ?

Harlem .

Nights . Hey , come on babies .

Y'all get ready to be some Rich niggas .

These are quotes from back in the day .

Hey , what's your homework assignment ?

for this weekend .

Somebody to fuck out . Let's go , babies .

Man , that shit was so funny man .

It sounds like he's giving you a choice no , listen .

Wait , did you see ?

Undercover Brother no that's it . You can skip that . You can't skip Undercover Brother . If you going with Undercover Brother , go with Blue Streak .

Tropic Thunder was my homework assignment last week .

Yeah , you ain't watch that Damn you behind I .

You got an F . I got movies to watch this weekend .

You a hard professor , God damn .

I'm like man . They be putting the pressure on people huh , missed assignments .

You missed one assignment .

it's an F F in the class Jesus Either pass or fail , huh .

You still in the 10th grade . What's the ?

next one Under 10th grade . What's the next one ?

Sheesh Undercover Brother Well , who said they haven't seen Anyone but you Me . I don't think I've seen it . No , that shit , I might have seen it .

It's like Ron Combs , though , was that it ?

Man .

Anyone , but you was hilarious man .

Oh yeah , I like Killing Two , I like it all , man , y'all seen the ?

new trailer for the new Predator movie . Yeah . I haven't seen it yet . What'd you think ?

What did ?

you think I haven't seen it yet . Oh , okay , I know what he's going to say .

It's fantastic .

I like everything . See , I'm going to tell you what See y'all cats like to just sit up here and just sit in the house , and oh , I'm going to watch it on tv when they one of you niggas houses sound like harkins oh , absolutely .

I don't care how well you doing , don't sound like harkins , so that's just why I like going , like I almost went , and uh saw sinners again today but you get me one of them , big ass popcorn , decided to get some money instead that's all I need . Yeah , I'm probably not gonna watch it when it comes out , just because of that , I just need big-ass popcorn .

Me neither .

It's okay , but it ain't the surround sound ?

There's a new Karate Kid coming out .

Oh yeah , yeah , there is . They say they're supposed to tie them all together . Yep , Interesting I think we mentioned that last week Kerry Washington and the new I call him the new Idris Elba , the Wiz comes out the Wiz man , they better not touch that .

I don't know if it's a remake , but I see it here wait where , hold on .

Sometimes they like to do they like to do throwback movies .

Are they just doing the throwback ?

weren't they showing it on a Tuesday ? It's the black version of the Wizard of Oz . They like to do throwback movies ? I think it is . Are they just doing the throwback ?

Weren't they showing it on a Tuesday ?

It's the black version of the Wizard of Oz . Hey , no , I'm going to tell y'all right now I've never , ever seen the Wizard of Oz . What but ?

I've seen the Wiz , like the old version . I've seen the Wizard of Oz .

I haven't , I've seen I mean obviously I Bits and pieces of it . It's boring as hell , hey , guess what the Wiz isn't , though you know why you just got to go see it .

Come on .

Dorothy , that'll be next week's homework .

Hey , just ask him for the syllabus .

Where is the Wiz at ?

For real . Where is it playing at ? It's on a Tuesday , isn't it ?

He's kind of graduating Sunday .

Sunday , sunday , monday At this rate .

She's not what this Sunday . You are so rude for that .

There's some flags down , never mind .

You're right , but that's where they showing the whiz , yeah .

Oh , they trying to get us out there for a mass suicide Probably just overwhelmed . We'd like to thank everybody . For listening again .

Mr Peabody .

He got his official Official podcast mic His glasses hanging off his nose .

Looking up at everybody .

You gotta pull them all the way down .

So you can sit up there and hook that up here , and then you can go live .

You can go on IG . Go on IG live . I , from all them grades , go on IG live . I can do everything this thing light up . It got volume control , it got spatial control . It's nice y'all Well .

Good for you , be rich , listen . Next week we're going to have a mic Claps for you .

No , mic for just .

Jesse it , I will still be loud enough For y'all to hear me Like that drunk teacher .

Oh guess what If ?

it had USB , we could mute your ass Right here . It don't work now , cause it's uh .

Cause it's not , cause it's hooked up To XLR .

We'll XLR .

Alright , then folks .

Peace .

Holla , sit your ass down , peace .