¶ Anger and Controversies in Conversation
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It's the first one for the new year . Yeah , no , we've been going a minute . I know everybody probably wondering like man Show Kate , the show got canceled . Hey , you can't . You can't get canceled on a podcast . I don't think . But I'm gonna tell you this . I know we're gonna talk about cat Williams .
Hey , man Say no tick tock .
Canceling my show . No , I know . Anyway , welcome to the happy new year . Happy 2024 . First show of the new year . Yeah , yeah , welcome to the nobody's talking podcast . I am sitting here . What the ? What ? The closest of the mostest ? I Let you introduce yourself . Give me a , I go .
Hey Isaac , aka is a aka big I aka , I don't know .
I Dk .
Though the one chick called you , she called you chocolate thunder . Look at all chocolate thunder .
Wow , no , I am Alabama Joe come for me . You want to motherfuckers . Are you motherfucking pieces ? I said just every dog has a day . Yeah , I'm sorry , fuck all y'all I share the same .
I share the same sentiments . I .
I share the exact same words blue , and yellow , whatever they colors are .
I've been saying that for 50 years .
No , but that's what you get when you hire motherfucking from Notre Dame . No , motherfucking came in losers , and then you gonna hide a bunch of losers .
Dumbass the offensive coordinator .
That's just my feelings right fuck from Notre Dame .
All right , we're gonna let him introduce yourself . We're coming back to you to his right .
Superman is in the building .
And it's your first time being on with Steve was here to like Superman man , yeah , let's go . Clark Kent that's the real Superman . He don't duck when you throw the gun at him All right , joe , you want to finish getting it off your chest , michigan fuck Michigan , everything about it Fuck .
Set up man . It was set up from the beginning .
They all , you motherfucking it led poison . That's where we , that's the way we hate that water from Flint keep that water flowing .
Keep that water flowing . It's still lad and shit . To get lad poison , that's like getting a spastic .
It's like getting polio and just like a spester they don't pay my .
Chris Rock voice they ain't gonna pay you for it , Just like a spester polio and then then the man put water machines up there .
You motherfucking told him a lot of water machines up . You know , do bit those water generators . Yeah , put them on . Fuck up . In Michigan they fucking put metal shavings down the engine .
I didn't even see that .
Yeah , it's supposed to take water out of the atmosphere . All the moisture atmosphere right turn into water , so you don't have to worry about water .
Rainmakers .
Oh .
Yeah yeah , yeah . And they told them all fuckers of the sabotage , oh wow , put metal shavings down the motherfucking engine and shit .
And you know they'd be like man can't have nothing nice .
Right , yeah , but why would you do that if your water is contaminated ? I know man .
I don't know , don't ask motherfuckers .
That's what that is Don't deserve to go to championship .
Exactly , we bringing up everything .
Recycled water and shit . Let's recycle this toilet , you close down all your malls .
Yeah , I got no more .
Right , I got damn fish . Got three eyes in the mother . Fuck three eyes . Damn three eyes , catfish . What kind of shit is that ?
three-eyed catfish , Lake Michigan .
And shout out the motherfucking Was . It was an arrowhead , what a motherfucking stole all y'all water and shit out the lake at the bottom of the fuck yeah oh my goodness . Yeah , you remember that they Drilling that angle and suck it all the water at the bottom of the lake and charging them for it in the bottle .
Murky .
They drill at the angle . They bought the land next to Lake Michigan and they drill at the angle . Yeah and they suck the water at the bottom . And then they filtered it and do never filter it , put them water bottles and sold it back to the .
That's what you get . That's what you get when your team lose to them . So I'm all on board . That's right , that's what you get cuz .
We've been losing for the last three years . That's right .
So I got a lot of pent up anger .
Oh , yeah , yeah , and I used to this shit .
Hey , who saw the uh ? Who saw ? Oh boy , jump over the low .
Oh yeah they're doing jump on the judge .
Yeah , yeah .
And then other dude was punching , punching like a girl oh yeah , dude in the suit , yeah , yeah he wasn't trying . Then the other side . I guess he couldn't jump over there and help her , because he just stood there .
God , listen , here's my thing . I don't know what type of work out he got in prison , but I know everybody gonna start doing that . He lit right up over there he cleared it . No , that's why he was like a great high jumper , a great hurtler or fantastic basketball volleyball player boy , because he Somebody . But then does anybody know what was he ?
Who's even in ?
jail . For who ? I don't know .
Oh , you know what like yeah .
So he did all that .
She wanted to grant him additional probation right .
She said she gonna lock him back up cuz .
She was about to give a sentence and she said something that ticked them off . He just took off that fuck that bitch right .
Oh man , oh that giant . But you know who could really use the Saints ? They need somebody on that line back a spot .
They gonna be rich and he had a saint nigga . What's the time they gonna give him jumping on that lady ?
Yeah , now I'm wondering so what would they get them for ? Cuz , I guess .
Gotta be a salt right .
That's what I'm wondering so just think if he is gonna get six months on a parole now you're about to get three years .
If he lucky three , what was the bailiff ? Nigga on break .
The bailiff was over there , man . He was throwing the bailiff off like he was the Simpsons holding Bart Simpson back , just pop a bailiff , have a stun gun and a pistol .
He probably hit the judge with . It wasn't a bailiff .
Somebody that was helping him in that brown uniform the dude was standing when nobody the brown uniform guy normally it's a bailiff in the cool .
Yeah , right , right , right , remember , judge walking on this side .
Yeah , yeah , he had over that part he had a man , he went and jumped over there like it was for the one .
You know he did like he was going to block a field goal whoever the bailiff was , he will not have a job .
I'd be frying fish .
He was over there looking like .
What state was that ?
I Don't know but I guess he figured probably Michigan . Hey , that one is by programs , that one before hand .
See nobody calling those signal right , he missed out on the signal , on that one .
That was just spurred a moment dog . Now that's crazy .
Dog cleared it and he was throwing . He was down here , she was screaming the shit and the dude behind the suit on like .
Yeah . I'm gonna tell you this I don't know if he's , if he's married . If he's married , he might be me , may be okay , his wife might be mad at him . But if he has a girlfriend I'm talking about the yeah , there's one in the suit with the punches right , he ain't got a girlfriend .
She's , she's breaking up . She's breaking up with him . He probably got a boyfriend .
Well , that's what boy if he has a boyfriend , the boyfriend breaking up with him you can't protect me with that . He said you have no hands at all .
No , no , hey , hey , maker , yeah , yeah .
Yeah , the freebie to go all out , I know .
That's what you sit up here and you'd be like my goddamn electric bill late .
Shit .
Oh , my car .
Like oh man , who got this kid on my back ?
I'm still fucking around . Oh , she got up like I had a whooped his ass , like that was my mom .
Duh right if I had to put out my belt .
That's what you see that like . If that was a real one , he'd have been like oh , it's go time .
If it was a real one .
I know , yeah , I just let y'all know . That just goes show you know I was getting tired of bullshit . Oh , you go in the courtroom and you , they gonna get you a sentence . And white guy going that same shit .
Oh , just go to anger management 300 hours of community service they given us three months .
You know you let that guy to jail after seven years , right ? I guess he's supposed to kill this girl .
Oh .
He got nine years . Yeah , he's out . He did half of it . Yeah , he's out .
Right so I guess they were saying he shot , he shot through the door , or the girl cuz he thought she was an intruder .
Yeah , I remember that shooting the bathroom .
Come on now , yo . So listen , I know everybody that's in this house , right , come on , stop the thing . Even even if the All the people that live there it's not there and you hear a noise , I'm not gonna be like , oh , that's an intruder , let me go get my gun and start shooting now the lady in Florida gave her 10 years for shooting at her .
He would be nuts . See she's doing girls .
You can't shoot unless she had unless he has .
well , no , he would be the answer she ran into the bathroom .
She ran to the bathroom , grab the gun .
He was trying and he was trying to get through the door .
I get through those , so she shot through the door and killed him . No , you should have crawled out the window , because she tried to use the stand your ground . In your window that was in Florida , though , but yeah that's a stand your ground .
I know that's just about all your stases thing , but see , stand your ground .
Don't work for us , though . That's what I'm saying , like every time a black person trying to use stand your ground . They can't use it . You got to be careful , and I'm gonna say that , and I probably you know people probably get the flack for it , but every time I expand on business .
Next stand on business .
We try to use stand your ground everywhere . I've seen every report . I've seen where the black person try you stand your ground , set the fence . It never worked out for them . They come up with some bull shit about or you shot the gun in the city limits , or some shit right , right , right , you know not . No , that's a good clean . That white person do it .
That's a good clean kill . I'm the head serious . Yeah , they had him on fucking TV time . Well , that's a good kill . After they shot kills somebody . You know me , it's like a little more Arboret thing . I'm a fucking chase the poor guy down .
Oh yeah , when they yeah , when he's going through the house or something .
Yeah , well he was no , he was jogging . He was jogging , but he stopped and looked at the house right , right , right . They said he was taking shit from the house , stealing stuff . Right right now they go back . Yeah , yeah it was a new bill .
They look that all the cameras footage like how many times , like where were any of us ?
they go , they look back all the camera footage back two or three weeks . Somebody was stealing shit .
Now look what's funny . How many times , even to this day , have you went past the community or whatever , and when they look , saw some new bills , or even just drove through the little community and just be like , oh , what's a new community . Even if you Plan on moving , maybe not moving , you still just curious and you'll go over by there .
In the in the 90s , yeah right .
No cuz , I did it with my neighborhood is right , that's because it was all new bills around me .
So I got my shit with me and we got a problem . We got a problem . Yeah , michael Vic Pull out the Michael Vic on them . She I'm talking about . You know , like I Haven't not ran into a Karen yet , but I think I slept shit out of one of them , Damn you hear that Karen's . I have ran into one of yet .
But you know you ain't gonna come and tell me where I can and cannot do and try , and you know , ask me , for I did bitch , get the fuck yeah , I slept the cowboy .
I told you I think was like the first anyone do it .
Once you put a camera on them , they know you ain't gonna do shit . Cut that motherfucker off .
Right right , right right .
Oh , yeah , yeah , yeah and watch what she do . Oh , he's assault me . Oh , no , I'm gonna get your reason .
No , they gonna believe you anyway right , hey , oh look , has anybody seen the Video with homeboy , with Jonathan majors ?
Yeah , I see dog .
Oh , hey .
Does he walking away from when she chasing him , listen this
¶ Domestic Violence and Racial Bias Discussion
is .
This is what I saw it look like . Now , this is just I mean , obviously it's on TMZ or whatever .
It looked like he was trying to get out the car Maybe they had words in the car , right , so he was getting out and she was coming after him , but he was holding her , put like pushing her back into the car , like no , you get in the car and you go right . Getting the car and go right . So he just started running .
She got out and started running after him , so they pick it up in different . Then she's talking to these two dudes . I guess it must have been a Building or something like where they lived at her or whatever . Yeah , oh yeah . Well , there were probably two dudes that live here .
But anyway , he ended up coming around the corner and he goes into the building , he gets into his apartment and then you see I guess she's using her camera or whatever . Now I don't know what videos you all saw he's going up to steps . First off , nigga , you got a lot of steps in your apartment .
I know you in New York , but God damn , this nigga went up like three or four flights of stairs , nigga , I was like damn , that's a lot of stuff . But anyway , next thing , you know , I see her laid out in a walk-in closet and the cop is sitting there .
I mean , I know all this stuff is edited and spliced together , but I'm like how the hell did she end up on the ground ? It looked like she had her little , like a little t-shirt on . She had already got undressed and he's standing back like in a doorway .
A cop is sitting right there and she just I'm thinking this to say I almost thought I was looking at a different video .
I think you were , because the video they showed her like after she chased him she was at a bar Right .
Okay , I heard about that .
Yeah , so that's what I was like . I saw her fall on the side walk .
What video am I ? I must have saw , she said he broke her finger . I must have saw a different video , because I saw a video . It was him and his chick , unless this might've been another time . I couldn't hear anything , but she just had on a t-shirt and she was just laid out like in a closet . He saw like a paramedic or a cop or something .
I was like what they did was they played that shit where he said I'm a great man in the courtroom and that's what got him . I'm a great man , I expect my woman to be a certain way and all that shit , but everybody's like that . So why the fuck is that held against the man ?
Tell you what I think . So I was wondering , like I don't know , oh hell where we going , he went wrong with .
He should be like slap a bitch tight wrong . Cause they don't do that shit and slap a bitch tight wrong .
They don't . Hey Joe coming out on fire . They don't do that shit .
Slap a bitch tight wrong , don't have any problems .
I guarantee you Uh-oh , I think Isaac about to join the party . Well , what you ?
gotta say .
I'm not listen . I'm gonna say what he went wrong at was telling her she need to be like he want his woman to be , like Coretta Scott .
King . Why would he tell her that she white ?
Oh , a whole point , a whole point . You know there is no Coretta TILE . You go tell this can't cook .
no biscuits that the was there . Oh , not with a fun thing and be like no賓isha bass .
Wow , pink toe , he's pulled the shit .
There is a thing was Korean .
I'm making good . She has come rescue .
Yeah , she showed up in courtroom . Müem said she looked so good they dropped half of the center .
Yeah , she did , she did , he said , you see , that black woman going to court rooms .
She done so good they dropped half the center . They don't go and do all the fuck she should have been with that black woman at first .
In the first place . Come on , man .
We ain't hate all white women . Women are women , man they all the same , I think they all the same .
We ain't making it about race . Yeah , they are all the same , but the thing is , though , choke , not even choke , just this act like you just pushing a black girl back in the black woman back in the car Right .
Hey , and act like you , pushing a white woman back in the car , which one of them are , the fuck is going to give you five to 10 years probably .
Hey , what's she doing ? I tell you , hey , the black woman going to give you five to 10 knuckles saying what she's doing Right .
She going to put hands back on you , she going to . If you putting hands on her , she going to put hands back on you . They don't do stuff .
They say we ain't even putting hands on you .
Just saying the black one , don't do it .
Even the black one's going to do that . They say they full of shit , hypocritical , down there . I'm going to strung that tyrant Bam . Oh , I ain't going to do that .
Right , right .
But let's keep it . Real , man , you know that's when we're about to get in trouble . I know we are .
But I just want to say one thing . It's the truth when he , when , if they call the cops owners , and even if they know we are not guilty , they're going to take it , just like Karen .
Right , I got to take you in because she made the official complaint .
Hey , let's do it Black women do that shit .
They going to be like hey man , this is a civil matter .
You guys can handle that , and call us and be put in , or they taking both of you motherfuckers , or yeah .
Y'all need to work it out , right ? Somebody got to leave the house .
Have you been seeing that shit on cops , episodes of cops ? I've seen that shit where they go to a black family . It's domestic violence . Oh , this is the third time we've been here this week . Right , and they just say , hey , man , you guys just need to calm it down , you need to work it out , you need to see counseling , whatever .
But when they have a mixed couple , then they say , oh , somebody got to go to jail because she called it in . She's saying that you antagonize the situation . So when the white woman says that the brother antagonizes the situation , then oh , he got to go to jail .
But when the black man calls in and say , hey , I'm the one that called you , then they say , oh well , both of y'all need to just split up . Can y'all go ? Y'all separate ways ? Did ?
you hear what Cat Williams said about that man .
That man said Duh when he was talking about the way he looked hold on .
He called by who ?
John and Ben Mason .
He said they told you that man was handsome .
Now you believe he's handsome Williams .
They told you he's handsome , wow , two hours and 46 minutes of wow , have you seen it ?
Oh no , you absolutely got to watch it , Duh .
You know , you said , they told you that mother was handsome you have , and that nigga handsome every nigga in America handsome .
You know what Listen On Earth .
On Earth , you're going to love it . I got to have Cat Williams Cat .
Williams was like hey , he can't .
Apparently he came for what's it , steve Harvey ?
too . Wait , look hold on , here goes , this is Cat . This is Cat Williams .
Was it on the podcast ?
No , it's on Shaysha , isn't it ?
I know he was on Shaysha yeah hey , this is shout out to Club Shaysha . This is from Shannon Sharps YouTube show and his podcast , Club Shaysha . Listen , this is Cat Williams . He talking about Jonathan Majors right here .
Far in Hollywood and still have a virgin asshole .
He said , I never had sucked a penis , that was my only goal .
My goal was to get this far in Hollywood and still have a virgin asshole and never had sucked a penis .
That was my only goal .
I didn't want to get with a white woman because I was scared she might have me running down the street like Jonathan Majors . Then you're going to become a old cat , not because I didn't like white women . I think white women are as great as any other women .
But I'm not going to act like I'm not scared of them .
I have a reason to be scared . You could be Kang the Conqueror and they could take your rabbit ass down in two weekends . I've seen it and that's the truth of the matter , so I'd say it away from that .
You see , jonathan Majors , what he went through . Marvel dropped him as soon as they're guilty . The conviction came out and you were telling the judge .
You saw that black woman come get his charge cut in half . Thank you , Megan . Good God bless you Coming to see the truth . He had to be there by himself . He was getting awful Goot , goot , goot , goot , goot . She came in there was just so beautiful that I had to knock half of it off .
What do you think about this council culture ? You see , the situation with Jonathan Majors , I mean for all sense and purposes . I don't know if maybe he can bounce back in a couple of years , but man , he was hot . He was hot as he was cooking . I mean , you see him in Cree Hot as fish .
He was . He was hauling the fish grease .
Just like
¶ Cat Williams and Comedy World Issues
that . Maybe I'm a conspiracy theory , but I thought Cal Williams said any time they make you into that position , part of that contract is you do understand . Whenever we want to take you down , we can right . It's part of giving you the world .
First of all , they went around the world for two years straight telling any women that would listen that this was a good looking Negro .
Since when , when did ?
y'all start liking a big nose ? And when did y'all like a little head and a big jaw ? When , since , when they look like my daddy , we were starting liking my dad , we was like that If this ugly nigga is good looking , then all niggas is good looking . Any time you see them telling you something you can't believe .
Just understand it's a play and it don't matter . You going to know it's a play as soon as they get in that position and think they's going to tell somebody something no , you're not . No , you're not . Marvel will cancel you , so you won't be allowed to read a comic book . What are you talking about ? Get out of here .
Get out of here ugly boy . They said get out of here , ugly boy Dog . Listen this cat . Hey , I'm telling . I advise anybody If you had a time , you could watch it in parts , or whatever it happened . What about two , Two , three dog ?
That about as long as a Marvel movie .
Hey dog .
Yeah , they didn't put them in there .
Listen , hey , everybody's man , that thing , you know , when you talk about breaking the internet , that thing has blown up man and insane . Because , look , here's the thing , a lot will . I'm not in that entertainment thing or whatever , but you do . You know how they say they build you up to tear you down , right ?
So somebody that's always like super popular , then all of a sudden , ok , let's tear them down . Or that's almost like even in like , let's say , college football , if somebody stay a little , or college basketball , somebody stay like a year or two long . That next year when you come back you remember like , oh , they should leave .
Then they come back that next year . Then they start tearing them apart . They did a little little bit , even though he's going to be the number one pit . They did a little bit with Caleb Williams . They started being like , oh well , you should have came out there .
You do exactly . They do it all the time .
His numbers ain't that great , the team ain't worth the shit and he just just just came off a win in the high Doc he's still .
he's still doing this thing , but in this case right here .
OK , say the case in point for Justin Fields .
Doc .
They tearing that motherfucker up .
Tearing them up . Now they send up here wondering Caleb Williams should take his place . So now let's just say , for instance why can't ?
Caleb Williams . Take Josh Allen's place . They throw the same amount of interceptions .
Doc . But no , but here's the thing , here's the thing Now if Caleb Williams take Justin Fields' place and they do the exact same thing , Well , at least they can't say , well , we still saving money , because you know they basically just hit the reset button on that rookie contract Because he's still in that rookie contract .
But anyway , back to the little Cat Williams thing . Doc , he talked about saying I saw the joke they were talking about and I remembered it when Cat did it and I totally forgot about it even when I watched Kings of Comedy .
But then when they showed it side by side I guess Cat said did a joke on Kings of Comedy and I guess a couple years earlier Cat Williams did the same exact joke . Said it changed a little bit . Like Cat was talking about a car , said was talking about a spaceship . But , like I said , I don't know how the whole little comedy world works and all that .
But it was . I think the same thing happened to Bill too . Bill Bellamy , or Bill Bellamy did it too . Somebody did it like that , like yeah , yeah .
I'm sure some of that stuff happens . But , man , because of what they do , they probably figure that . But , like Cat Williams said , he was like I'm a so-called nobody comedian and no one knows who I am , because I guarantee you will go to a stand-up or a little . What do they call it ? Open mics ? Yeah , the open mics .
You get up there and you kind of rip it up for your five minutes and let's just say somebody there , that's big . Oh , they going to take it ? Hey man , I'm taking all that . This dude is just I'm going to use that but everybody does .
Hey , you'd be like , hey , this dude just worked for Jersey mics .
Yeah , he can say , he just can't hear , just for fun . But it's wrong though .
Hey look , I'll tell you the pistol grip pump Stolen from a guy right here in Phoenix .
Oh , pistol grip pump was . Oh , that's my cut too .
That's his , stolen from a guy right here in Phoenix .
I remember when pistol grip pump first came out Ice .
Cube , then I'm stolen from a guy he did it in a club right here in Phoenix and Ice Cube , then I was there Really . You know that , motherfuckers , after a year or two they did put his name on the record . Duh , if you look at it , his last name is Williams .
He greeted .
His name is on the ground .
All I know is when I first heard pistol grip pump , that shit was fucking Niggas . I remember when we saw him we went and got to single . I swear to God , we listened to that thing about 25 times in a row , just rolling up and down the street . Duh , you were like in the way it started .
You're like what ? Is this you might fuck with them , other niggas but you can't fuck with mine .
Duh , a pistol grip pump is the cut , Duh man . They have absolutely no idea what's going on right now , but hey , like you said , I know it's wrong or you know what I mean . People .
Yeah , but the thing is that nobody never knew you was involved with it , because they put your name in it . They've got his name on there , but in real little light writing . You got to put on two glasses to see that Damn .
Oh man .
Duh , that Nah listen , but hey . But in a case , like with jokes though , kat did this on Comic View , right , I can see if you was at like a little comedy club or going to a little open mic .
What's the guy that retell all of them jokes ? They tell all the jokes . What's his name ? Damn , what's his fucking name . But he always , when he'd tell you right off the bat , he'd throw him . He said , well , this is a joke from about Red Fox , he's dead , so they ain't do him no good . Oh . I don't know , no , what the hell is his name ? I don't know .
Black Dude , yeah , Funny little motherfucker though , but he always be telling jokes , yeah yeah , he putting it out there . Yeah , he telling , then he'll tell you , you know , you can just flip it what the hell is his name . I don't know his name , but we'll figure it out when we get off this other cat Williams on .
Everybody had , though .
Listen . They said he was upset with Steve Harvey .
Yeah , what was the whole thing ?
His sons went to get an interview with Steve Harvey .
Steve Harvey said he don't give interviews and then they went back and said yeah , our dad is Cat Williams . He said who the fuck is Cat Williams ?
Is that what ?
happened .
Oh , so that's why he that's why .
But that was kind of and in all reality it was kind of before he blew up .
Oh OK .
He was scheduled to do Friday .
But he didn't OK , right , right , right .
They hadn't done it yet . But he was kind of known like on the underground thing . You know what I mean . I mean Steve Harvey knew he was .
Don't be bullshit about it Right , right , especially if you , if you were that he in the comedy world , because he wasn't as popular as he's like .
And then later on , Steve Harvey couldn't sell no tickets . He put Cat Williams on the show . Cat Williams all walking , that's crazy .
I'm touring with him , and now they've been beefing ever since , though .
And I forgot . I do remember I looked into it a little bit when a little beef with him and Kevin Hart started and it was with that , remember , cat Williams is blowing up . It's when that movie fools go Right , and I think Kevin Hart was , I think his name was Big Bunny D , I forget . I think that was the character name in fools go .
He used to carry around a bunny rabbit , but Cat Williams was supposed to do that part but Cat was unable to leave the country Because I guess he was having legal problems . So Kevin Hart got it and then that's right around the time Kevin Hart started to blow .
So even though , like I said , they hold a little beef for me that , like I said , is between them , and he put that dress on too .
Have my heart . No , I did Fuck . Yeah , you man On Saturday night live .
Man , he look horrible in that motherfucker too .
He put on a dress On Saturday night live huh , yeah , he did he look like shit .
I never saw it . That's pretty way Lwana look better than him .
What Cat was supposed to do that or something .
No , Cat's ain't never doing that shit .
Him and that shit pal . Oh yeah , they ain't putting on no dress , Fuck no , they ain't never putting on no dress Ever .
Yeah White , yeah white . Why is it always the black comic got to put on the dress ? You seen white comics .
Yeah , jim Carrey , jim Carrey .
Oh yeah , jim Carrey , yeah that's true , but when they do it though .
But Jim Carrey used to do Vera . I'm Vera . Aw man , I'm a dog , I'm a groomhilder man . Vera used to live so many weeks dog .
I'm not the boys in passion pits .
Oh man Vera , Now that was hilarious .
Man , mother had them pasties on and shit .
Man , that shit was hilarious yeah .
Yeah , but I know what you're saying , like how they did uh .
The rock did it too . He put on a 2-2 .
Yeah , they're fucking 2-fairy .
Yeah , they're 2-fairy , oh , in the movie yeah , oh yeah , I never saw it .
What was that movie ? Yeah , I was like . No , it was the 2-fairy man . Yeah , that was the 2-fairy .
See , I mean y'all probably saw it because y'all had maybe kids around , yeah , you know , around that age or something , so y'all probably had to go see it . I don't know , I never saw it . No .
I saw it on Netflix Because you got cats .
Yeah , hey , well , they just watch whatever comes on right there .
You probably seen a lot of the Meow Mix commercials . Hey , meow Meow .
Meow Meow . Hey , I seen that Cats turn the TV on .
Right .
Hey , I ain't never seen rockin' no damn dress , though they all sitting up on the Wake your ass up .
Hey , they all sitting on the couch and shit .
I know that nigga too damn big to be in a damn dress , boys , it's back Way , way too damn big Shit what's his name ?
V Rain , that one on Shit .
Hey , that was a great ass movie . I've never seen that movie . Holiday Heart yeah , oh my God , niggas . He wasn't cute either , niggas .
At all .
At all . That movie was fantastic . Was that his ?
last movie Because I ain't seen him do nothing , no , this was back in the day .
That's why he blew it . Mission Impossible no , he been in Mission Impossible . Oh okay , yeah , no , hey , that Holiday Heart , that's like I even told this cat Two-wonk Food .
Oh , he wasn't in there , no , but I'm just saying that was a good movie .
I thought it was good and Wesley was nice .
And Patrick .
Swazie and John Liguzamo .
There was one more . There was one more .
Yeah , I forget to . That's for a thing it was a white cat , I think , like another little white dude or something , I think .
Wesley Snipes , John Liguzamo , Patrick Swazie and one more . Holiday Heart is great .
Y'all watch Holiday Heart . Find it Vane Grange . That was a fantastic movie . It's a little .
He's a woman but he ain't take no shit .
It's a little tear-jerker , you know , from what I remember , I only seen it like a couple of times , but that movie was great .
Yeah .
I was like that , that cat boy , he did this thing . I know , if a movie is good to me , I don't care what you wear , I don't even think about it until they start Talk sad stuff about it .
Yeah , until they start saying stuff about it .
Because I'm sitting up here . Flip Wilson did it . I thought the shit was funny . I don't know why Jamie Foxx did it . Thala was funny , martin .
Dish and Nae Nae . Yeah , fsr Thala was funny , but why is it always something when it's a black guy ?
The thing was they saying that actor .
That's how they blew . They made him do it .
You couldn't be successful unless you did it . If you didn't do , it you didn't get the success that you you won't consider serious if you don't do one of those parts Right right , that's what the rock said .
Everybody said his agent told him they won't take him serious unless he , you know , do something like that . It shows he's out of his element as a true actor .
So is that ? Oh yeah , they found .
That sounds like something they might say .
They'd fill a shit yeah .
Everybody . I tell you this though oh shit , the niggas are sitting on the hole . They say you got to sell your soul . But good Lord , have mercy . All right , every last one of them you're sitting there talking about . Hey , we there you go .
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So , just like they did with Mr T , Back in the 80s they didn't make him wear , or he didn't wear no girl you know , like dress or shit like that right .
He said no See what they did to him . Mr T said on ad they made some people disappear , so you just don't ask them like that Right .
Of course he said none of us .
He said there were nine of them , ten of them brothers or whatever the fuck it was . And he said some people came and ripped my parents off , throw away money . They say you won't be seeing them again .
Hey boy , you can't say that Look at my cutin' them jeans . You can't say that shit on the air man .
He said they made the mother disappear . You got to watch yourself . I'm like God damn , mr T .
So you know , when Eddie came out with what was that delirious ? Yeah , he was talking crazy about everybody .
Right .
Is that kind of similar to ? I know Kat's not doing it in like community porn Eddie Murphy ? No , Kat .
Williams was born .
He went in on Ludacris Eddie Murphy she came down with that too , though , so he did the dress thing In the clumps .
Oh yeah , yeah , they don't even think about that . Listen , I'm telling you this from the outside looking in .
What's the name ? What's the name of that move ?
Cause , like you said , it's Normie , it's art , it's art , yeah , it's art . So yeah , so I'm not even Dude . I'm not looking at Back in the day it was only men back in Act right , and so they played the female parts .
No hey .
Back in the day it was only men that was actors Back in like Like way , way , way back .
She's talking about like in Egypt , and hey , remember when they used to have the .
I don't want to talk about the TV in my life .
I ain't never seen this before . I'm not talking about like TV , I'm talking about way before television .
They told them they had the white dudes playing black people and then the white dudes playing like the indigenous people .
Yeah , cause it was only white actors and they was putting on black faces Mistress or something For the hell out of that damn business .
How ?
Dude , I see some of that stuff now . Man , that's such a it's hilarious . I know , I know I don't just like man . Like when you see like old little clips on YouTube and stuff or little documentaries , here's what's gonna fuck you up . You like man .
This is out of control . Tarzan , right , grew up in the jungle , right ? Okay , swinging to the vines and all that shit , right . And then the movies . That motherfucking got One mosquito bite Skin just as smooth as a motherfucker .
And I love Tarzan .
Absolutely love him Hair way be blowing in the
wind . I'm like where the fuck is he going ? One fucking motherfucker .
He jumped in and fought a lion . He ain't got a scratch on him Duh Aye . You know what I mean . Like then you see the African people , Like in the Tarzan movie . They got fucking scars and shit all over them . You know tattoos and shit . This motherfucker just tan .
Tan as a motherfucker , you can't , you can't tank that skin . You got to leave that skin pure . Then they had what was Tarzan's name ? That was Jane right .
Jane right .
Yeah , yeah , you know that boy . I tell you what we didn't got real love . We didn't start off the new year like Joe came out on fire .
Oh no , that's just the vision I'm blaming it , I'm blaming it on . It was like oh , that's just the whole little .
If you if you , if you live in Michigan drink all the tap water you can .
It's good for you and it builds character .
Oh hell no .
Don't mind the headaches .
It'll go away right Once you go to sleep forever .
Go away .
Oh , no , that's .
Wake up in the least .
But listen , he did , he went in on everybody . Steve Harvey said Ricky , Ricky Smiley .
Oh man .
Yeah , dude , I didn't even listen . I knew the whole little beef with him and Kevin Hart .
Yeah , the only one I knew all this other stuff .
Yeah , I didn't know by like Stephen Hart . I'm like , come on y'all yeah .
Like I said , Steve Harvey thing was probably before he really blew up .
Yeah , yeah , y'all too like Ohio cat . That's probably why it was like dude , you from Ohio , from .
Ohio , like it's coming out now . A lot of the comedians are saying Steve Harvey was a real piece of crap . Yeah , yeah .
Oh , really yeah .
Faizan said it Same shit .
Oh , wow , wow , oh yeah , y'all , yeah , oh yeah , yeah , yeah , he did .
Faizan .
Yeah , he did go off on Faizan .
Yeah , he said Steve Harvey was a real piece of work , wow . He didn't like the fact that Bernie was getting the attention that he was getting .
So he was kind of hurting on hating on Bernie .
Yeah , yeah , you see trying to steal his roles .
Hey , yeah , you see , you see , uh , kat was like oh , you tried to ask Ocean's 11 people to give you Bernie's role . Yeah , yeah , he did . Wow , so that's well , that is true , True , allegedly . Whatever we are speaking , we are speaking from here , say Steve Harvey oh you know how Bernie Mack was in Ocean's 11. ? Yeah , he was in Ocean's 11 .
I guess Steve Harvey wanted that role , that's not the only role he wanted .
Cause Bernie started doing a lot of movies and getting Annie out of show .
And then to tell you .
Who else said the same shit ? Samuel ?
L said the same shit .
Samuel L Jackson , yeah Cause you know him and Bernie did soul man .
Soul man or whatever the fuck it was yeah .
Steve Harvey wanted that role too .
Hey , you know who I feel like right now , who that ?
was .
Was it , was it ? Uh , was it ? Damn , who used to do that character ? Oh well , obviously Ricky Smiley . Remember Ricky Smiley ? Do that character . I ain't nobody told me nothing . That's how I feel right now , like , yeah , yeah , I'm sitting up here like Sam said it , phaezon said it .
I mean , you know , obviously they all . I don't think they all making the shit up Right right . And they just said that .
No , listen if you start hearing stuff .
Oh , and DL said it too , cause he said that oh , and DL .
he said DL , don't be pulling no punches , though he said .
He said the thing was is Steve wanted to be the headliner of the show .
I do remember hearing that Cause . Then they used to rotate .
So they put they fucking so . They ain't made him put Bernie up front and Bernie shut the goddamn show down right off the bat . He said by the time . He said by the time Steve came on , people getting in their car , he said they wouldn't even stay for the whole show Cause . Then you gotta you gotta Cause .
Steve technically ended up being well on the movie . He was the host , kind of right .
Right , but you got . You had five of them , motherfucker , though I think it was four , four , it was four , right , four of them .
Yeah , it was DL Cedric , Steve and Bernie .
Yeah , kings of Company .
Yeah so .
Steve , steve would close it . And he said , by the time they got in the middle of the tour they had Bernie closing it , cause motherfucking wouldn't stay and see Steve , they'd leave . Damn , they came to see Bernie . Cause you think about it like after you sit through fucking Ced and DL and Bernie .
Yeah .
And you ready to go home ?
Yeah , yeah , yeah .
That's the least three hours .
You like I ain't got no life .
Now the mention of two hours you just been waiting on the motherfuckers Like I , don't have no lives left , yeah .
And then Bernie just come out and kill , and then you got to follow back .
I tell you , it's like you remember when they did , they had to show at that theater downtown they had Bill Burr and all the motherfuckers . Right right right Michael Blatzen .
Yeah , yeah .
Them niggas didn't get on stage at one o'clock in the motherfucking morning , damn .
They were supposed to start at like seven .
The motherfuckers didn't start at like nine , so you know . And by the time , Michael Blackson got on the motherfucking stage he wouldn't have fun at all , everybody sleep . Yeah , I'm sitting in that motherfucking like , and I went to see Monique . Same thing with Monique . I'm sitting in that motherfucking , I'll pat , I'll pat , he went in on her .
I had A , but I had A to a lot of Eddiflows at night .
Yeah , oh yeah , he went in on Monique , and yeah , that's what I'm saying Now , all these names popping up .
He went in on yeah , I'm out to watch that shit . No , I'm watching it . I'm out to watch it .
I watched the first like 30 , 40 , probably 30 , 40 something minutes of it , yeah . And then I've been watching little clips and everybody's like reactions to it .
His voice be killing that Like .
I watched Gilbert Arenas like his podcast . I watched him and his crew and then actually Ocho , chad Johnson and Shannon Sharp . I watched a little nightcap .
Is that the one when oh , they do it that often .
Well , yeah , but they did a nightcap of what Shannon I guess Shannon Sharp was just explaining how he is cool with most of them people , but he didn't want to get in the way .
But then he's like well , I'm doing my job , but for the most part they're all grown men , so you don't really need to like , if I have a platform , somebody's in the period killing you or something . I'm like , ok , well , if he jumped in , they , like Shannon , went in to start getting them . He'd be like hey , you want to come back on .
They come back on , he's just like you . He's the mother . Get on road , you just let them roll . Dog yeah , dog , yeah . You just let them go .
Hey , dog , dog , that stuff was so . And they said y'all should have heard , or us , we should have heard , before they even started rolling the cameras , they said he came in on fire . Oh my god , he had something to say , dog Right .
He had something to say , he had it on his chest . He had something to say Like Joe did when he came in today .
Yeah , yeah , yeah , Joe came in on fire dog .
I got a new rival .
I knew what New rival Let her that .
Rivalry , new rival hey , what you got in your cup Right , hey y'all hear about them stale cups , everybody been talking about that .
Yeah , man , that target motherfuckers went and cleaned that shit out it was motherfucking Black Friday or some shit .
Man , I've been seeing them things all over , you don't see them in nowhere . They sell them at Target , right ? They just like this one . Yeah , just like that .
Just like this one handle . Ok , don't ask me why $67 .
It's trendy now .
Right 67 .
So now it's the new thing that took over for Yeti .
Yeah , it's like the new Yeti . So , now everybody was talking about Yeti Ain't going to take no Yeti , Well , yeah .
well , first off , Stanley's been around way way longer , I know .
I got Stanley Thermasur .
Right , no , but that's what I'm saying .
This thing can never be wrong .
No , dude , I know I figured it out . I figured it out First off . I'm just like damn , I'm like dude , they're not .
Oh , so do you read Streeto ? So do you wait .
Do you know what's trendy ? Tell me fashion .
Do I know what's trendy , do you ?
know anything that's trendy , like with fashion .
I don't know . I'm sure the trend is Do you know what's ?
trendy with that .
And it would say it's trendy .
Trendy .
So , it's not going to take over for you , right ? But with bitches , it's taking over , it's taking over .
You're not a bitch are you Whoa ? There you go . They brought a pack of them out . They brought a pack of them out . I mean no .
No , I'm just saying , because you're not a bitch , are you ? No , I'm saying Listen no . This is exactly what I'm saying . Are the things taking off , right ?
Yes , they're taking off Exactly . This is kind of shit , kat . What are you talking about ?
No , my nigga , I'm just being out , dude them things . You can't . You see people walking out . They can't even keep them in the store . They can't even keep them in the store . They brought out a whole new palette of them . Ok , check this out them motherfuckers like ants . Hey , check this out .
Take only two .
Last year .
They sold out within 30 seconds $75 million . Done .
Guess how many they sold now 750 million .
Oh , my god Right .
Stop . They went from 75 million to 750 million in sales .
Was the price the same ?
Well , now people are selling them for like $200,000 and $300,000 . Because they got special colors .
That's all it is , bro , it's the same fucking cup , but it's a different cup . That's all it is , exactly .
And a handle . So , for us , like he's saying , yeah , we don't care , because even when they said Stanley , I was like I'm black for a month or so , when you said Stanley .
Right now I was like , yeah , no , this is not a bad idea .
I only sold on the news .
No , no , I don't have any of them . I got that , I got like 15 cups , like this Listen , I got the little Nike thermos like that and you know it's
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I know I heard that Black folks start buying shit Price good .
No .
Man I went and bought some motherfucking turkey ass .
So it was $11 . You bought turkey ass .
For a lemdop One store .
What'd you put that in the black eye pig ? No , no .
I said it , you got that .
Yeah , turkey ass .
Turkey toxic , oh my god . And make it so bad right $11 , right , so I said OK . We've been gone way too long .
I said let me go . I was serious though .
Hell . No , I ain't going to Sprouts . I'm going to go to Sprouts .
You ain't going to Sprouts . They don't have turkey ass in Sprouts .
They ain't got no turkey ass Our whole food .
When they said food city . I was like you guys ain't saying nothing else .
I was like , ok , they got every part of the bird .
They got every part of the bird . You want the beak . You got the beak too .
They got every part of the animal's ass .
All I'm saying is once Negroes start buying shit , the shit go up Now they're shitting like $18 . Oh damn , $16 , or whatever . You know what .
I mean .
It's just like OK , case in point , ox tails . You can go get an ox tail . Who the fuck , Like Kat , says the ox tails ?
Who the fuck want the ox tails Right .
You know what I mean . You used to get a whole pack of the motherfucking $10 . Not a motherfucking goddamn $20 or something . Oh , because you just want some ox tails . Shit man , my grandma .
Oh right , there , ain't that the same thing ?
that's sitting right there . That's crazy . I don't see any of that .
No , no , no , no . All it is dude is this was trendy .
That's all it is Trendy . It was on TikTok , the next thing , you know , everybody wanted to get one .
That's like who it is Everybody get one . Your ex ? Ain't that a pimp ? Cut that's white people . Hey , that's pushing the price up . That's pushing . Ain't that dude ? That's why I'm told I'm like dude listen .
I have a 64 ounce .
Yeah , they so nigga Like for us , because even when they said it , I just look and I see it . I even saw the Starbucks because you know I'm sitting here at work , you know I have to deal with some Starbucks and stuff , so I'm sitting there , going there , like OK , I'm not thinking anything of it .
Like , if I don't know that I like 10 of them , hell yeah .
You don't wear that hat like that man .
You gonna look like games delicious .
They don't call no grown man delicious .
Oh , oh , oh , I'm sorry , I'm taking it back to Kat . He talked about Chris Tucker . He went on him too , you remember him .
He went in on Chris Tucker .
He went in on Chris Tucker .
Wait , wait , you see that part . And then he was like Wait first off who I see . I know I'm going to watch , I'm telling you , I'm watching it . And I'm watching it .
I'm watching it when I get home . I'm watching the entire interview . Make something bad . I'm going to pop . Make some popcorn , yeah .
Hey , that because that's what I was doing before . I was watching it on the phone and I was listening while I was at work and I was like , wait , hold on , this dude is going in . I'm going to wait to get home , put it on the TV . I'm going to do what Joe just said .
I had a dream . I'm going to pop some popcorn . What did he say ? All about Chris Tucker ? Yeah , he said what I'm probably like , like not .
Didn't even do your thugs .
He was like he said what other man called another man Christmas , christmas , christmas . He's talking about Michael Jackson , him and Michael Jackson , best friends .
You know that nigga voice .
He said what other man called you know another man that calls another man a nickname , like Christmas . Oh , come on , what a nigga's voice . I had a dream that that nigga rolled up on me because you know they say I look like Captain Hart , right Dog Cat Williams rolled up on me in my dream , nigga , oh shit .
He was reaching in his little waist , he was about to pull some out of me . I said I'm not him . He said well , nigga , you're walking around here looking like that nigga in the grown man . He was like let's talk to this point Come on Cat .
Oh my God , he said . I think he's saying because he ain't right .
When he was lifting , like in his waist and he's like looking like he's lifting it up a pistol , he was like say it with your chest now , nigga . I was like bro .
Dead man . See , look , I'm not
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him . Dog we just started out on fire . Dog , I'm not him .
Oh my goodness , what kind of man . You know another man . I called another man Christmas .
Dog , this is .
Wow , look , we didn't . I started thinking about this shit . I was like that he , oh , he ain't wrong .
I'm like we ain't , we didn't have .
I know another nigga call me Christmas . I ain't never coming around that nigga again .
Dog . I ain't calling another man delicious yeah Dog we been . Oh my God , we didn't got . We didn't ?
We talking about Yeti and Stanley Cubs and Trinity fashion and cat beating up people and Joe wishing all the Michigan dead and me co-signing for yeah , yeah , Damn , Like I was saying that notion Good and that's gracious boy and we've been off the thing I didn't come over .
No , yeah . It was like man you know you can't come over . We lose man . You bad luck , damn I let this dude , jake , over there .
He janked like a motherfucker . Oh shit , that's what did . I had to apologize to all my Alabama fans because I let Jake in my house . Oh damn , that janked motherfucker that Facebook .
You said man , did you watch it ? I was talking to him with the feet . Oh yeah , yeah , yeah . He said roll tight . Oh , my goodness these feet they going with it .
Yeah , when he's put them in the fire man that's what's going on .
He said feet ain't going with no feet , we're going with folk .
He said I'm putting out the fire and he stepped on that log . I was like damn and his boy had to push him off . He was like oh man , listen , what in the hell is going on ?
Oh my goodness , that's tight . Right there , baby Roll tight .
The country feet nigga .
That's what I'm talking about .
My feet like that .
Hey , he was that Hold on what he was . Basted up too , boy .
You know , he was my feet bad like that , my feet too soft , fuck that I ain't put them in no fire , mine ain't held .
I know mine is . I went with my chick one time . Go ahead my back .
Oh , I was just going to say I was like yeah , you know , when I go down with my daughters I always go get pedicures , right , shit , my feet always grated up , shit , ain't shit .
Got the little Asian girl man she put that scrub on there man , my feet be so soft , I put my shit in the car .
I make my girl jealous . Niggas , Hold on .
I know that's why I went with my chick .
Your feet softened the mind .
I know the Asian chicks started to rub them up . She's like your feet better than woman . I don't know that won't come back to this my feet better than the woman . I think I would .
I'd take a shower with socks on man . What you saying about peroxide Shit ? I put these motherfucking peroxide . They look like egg white .
Oh , my goodness .
Ha ha ha , them little gold feasts be getting pat on your feet , don't they ?
Come on look at this Shit phone up . I had this guy there and scrape the soft off of it .
I think I thought he was in a jacuzzi .
Scrape off the phone that shit with peroxide if you want to .
I said it like he was boiling chicken . Huh , Aw , hey .
He was like three of them got nails on them .
Them little big three .
Cut a bitch's throat , didn't they Damn Joe . Cut a motherfucker's throat damn . The ones you got nails on . You cut a motherfucker's throat with them .
N***a oh my goodness , I can't take it .
This is where the bulls are . I tried it . I tried it . I fucking put Vaseline on . You know how you put the .
Vaseline on . Yeah , you gotta put the Vaseline on . You don't do the .
Vaseline , you put the sock on them .
Yeah , you're not going overnight , I just had sock in my Vaseline .
That's all I had .
That shit didn't do , no good , yo shit didn't even absorb it , it's just it . Keep that off me , get that away from me .
That's a little spot right here .
That's right over here .
Third 39th and Pinnacle Peak .
I've been in that one too . I've been in a couple of them .
Yeah guys , I've never had one , I'm going to get one . I've never had one . I got to wait until my toes .
Get real back . No , I've never had one . I can cut it all off now . I got to wait until it real back .
Oh yeah , Go over there . That's the one in Vietnam . Vietnamese girls .
You ever been to Vietnam .
You want to go ? You got strong legs . What are you firemen ? I was just like , oh my gosh , she flirting with me . Hey , girl , you can't flirt with me because I'm the wrong one . What was you ? Going to do to her Just a kiss , oh you already know I would have had her join the Ma Ha Club .
Oh , you would have went to Vietnam .
I show her to the US .
I go over there , vietnam , with a helicopter .
Hell yeah , we doing the damn thing , you probably get over that bitch .
She ain't coming back .
I'll show her wait , I'll be over there living like a king , I know .
I didn't want to come back from Korea . Them motherfucking shit was cheap over that bitch . You get a woman all night for $29 .
I need you for a lifetime $1,500 .
Oh , man Got over here in America .
You said $1,500 for a lifetime . $1,500 lifetime .
She said I earn your drawers . She's like oh shit .
Then you come back to America and shit the bitch want $29,000 an hour .
Then she want half . She be like yeah , what's your net worth ?
That was back in the day . Now they're raising up . They want about $50,000 , $60,000 an hour . God damn , damn .
Damn , damn man . Yeah , I don't make that much . Oh , my goodness , ain't it . You know what I ?
mean , I'm just going to say this and I probably shouldn't say it anyway .
Oh hell Even .
I first out here talk about they want a man to pay off . You ain't got no $3,500 a month , koochie .
You ain't got $3,500 a month of Koochie .
Hey , remember , look I know we've talked about this before . Ain't no pussy worth $3,500 a month ? Listen , it ain't no pussy worth $3,500 a month , not even Janet Jackson pussy $3,500 a month .
Like I said $3,500 .
Oh my goodness .
And what $3,500 a month I'll pay . That I ain't me too . I just want one more . I'd like to know what you found in there .
That's a bargain right there .
I'll pay that Like she got any sisters we going to clean the house .
Even if they ugly , let's go around back to where we started . Even if they ugly $35 a month .
Oh , my God , Shit .
Fucking Cedar long enough . You're getting used to it .
She's turning the lights out , just turning off the lights . Hey baby , just blindfold me , let's play a game she said you want my sister to see ugly .
But she said I like dog style anyway . Wow , shit , you never got to look at a motherfucker , dog style Motherfucker . When you come home she already be a business . I already know what you want . Oh my God , in the pillow All the way in the motherfucker , and then the Christmas you get us back there . Motherfucker duck feather pillow so she be comfortable .
Duck , feather Dog , not goose .
They about to wonder who let these cats out , how he said to hey you lying to me they talk about look , you know , if you just do one position , it gets old and boring Shit . No , it don't . No , it don't .
You got one good position .
Stick with it , write it out , yeah , literally .
Yeah , write it out .
That shit , don't get old Shit , just hit , just get to another corner , a little bit Another corner .
Yeah , start taping that shit , you good .
Mm-hmm .
Let me get this angle , let me get this angle , let me get this angle . Okay , we cool .
Yeah , you good , keep it sharp .
Shit Dog .
You know what I mean ? I ain't that . Shit don't never get done .
Like like two live crew say , but two kind big old , good and good old big ones .
Two live crew .
You went way back in the day , didn't you ?
I can't do none of that now , oh no , no , oh no , no , absolutely not .
No , a lot of the stuff that was going on like way , way back .
Because you know what happened , the damn . You know the dude that want to be with me . Why you don't make no song about us ?
I want to be with you .
I like head booty cock , oh my .
God , you're like fellas . I ain't no fella that want to be with me . They say , hey , sex and welfare , dog Dog . That song was insane . Huh , dog , damn .
And when we like that Hell yeah .
That shit was good .
Hell yeah .
Even the blues I like that blues one . The two live crew boy . Oh , good look . And it's so funny because like all this stuff , you know , with the little twerking and the dirty dancing and all that stuff , and like , like that stuff is like new . That shit .
Oh , what's fucked up .
It's the start of the year in the 20s .
It's the old Barry Nemsud the man Did they . Yeah , that's why he couldn't do Skywalker no more .
That's why I really started calling his name , like Uncle Luke .
Uncle Luke Luke the Campbell .
Yeah , yeah , because he couldn't , Because he was Luke Skywalker , he sure was .
That's fucking Star Wars . See , made him change , that's what you do .
Nobody tell me , oh damn .
Oh hell .
Yeah .
You know , it's like , you know , like they can just sue for anything now . Oh yeah , that is true , I'm fucking sued him off of a beanborn .
Oh dog .
You brought me in this world You're gonna take care of me now Bitch you 39 years old Dog yeah .
I remember it day . That's true . I remember seeing the story or hearing something like that , so I tried to sue they parents , yeah , wanted to pay their bills , and shit .
I didn't get the fuck out of here .
Oh , like I didn't have to be here .
Yeah .
Nick me , neither Nick no .
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I told your mama I should have took you . I told you we was going to make a doctor's appointment .
I told you you should have swallowed him .
You're supposed to be a beverage .
A comp cocktail . She's supposed to be in a cup . She , your mother , came out anyway . No spitters Right . Oh , my goodness , I know I don't like an indecisive chick . Anyway she spit you , indecisive she don't know what she want . She don't know what she want , you swallow . She know what she want , she don't fucking soul stealer they call her .
Take a piece of her .
They're kind of a swallow .
Take a piece of you right with them , duh Make you fall over . You know what I ?
mean .
And then you be running from the motherfucker she try to get her like a snake .
Oh , man Like a motherfucker .
anaconda on that bitch Like God damn Shit . Motherfucker . Crawl up there , motherfucker , and don't even look . I can't even talk about it .
Duh , we don't went in today , right Well ?
Oh .
I , I watched , I was going . It's a show on Netflix called a bit bit conned .
I see , this is a documentary .
Yeah , that's good man , as good as good , because I mean , you know it's , it's the typical people probably think like , oh , you know the whole bit coin thing and how it's right , scam and all that . But what they were talking about was they hold a little crew and Went on between them and this is good , it's called bit con . That's real good .
I haven't watched that rebel moon yet . I want to watch that's good . Rebel moon in the previews Is that ? Is that a serious a movie ? Right , that's the first part . Okay , so another part will be coming out . Okay , I want to watch that . It's kind of like doom I never seen doing it .
Yeah that was .
I didn't wait . Then what they do come out huh , last year , oh yeah , another doing , yeah they have a first one was kind of horrible . I watched . When , though , I want to watch Night Swim oh yeah scary movie that Marco Polo hey . I'm probably watch , yeah , I want to see Night Swim and it's this other movie . I don't know who the actors are .
I know it's a white dude in the white check . It's called anyone but you . It looks hilarious .
Yeah , yeah , you know damn well , that's just Vegas among fucker .
Huh Well , the white dude is a white dude and white , but it's called anyone but you . Now , you know , I don't know they name . I know Jennifer Lawrence , I know Jennifer Aniston , I Know Jessica Alba .
I know Um .
Eston , blah , blah , blah Blah . Not Estis Brother , but it's called anyone but you . That's a . That's why I say this . So yeah , that's what I said . I don't even know who the actors are .
It's not like you name every slater with a sex tape .
Just got a sex tape . Yeah , I watch that shit .
What ? Hey , no , you know , Jordan got us in trouble before they're gonna .
They're gonna come for us like she ain't got no sex tape oh .
Oh yeah , man , you're about to sit up here . I'm like man .
Hey , I know we don't fact check .
Yeah , yeah , we don't fact check .
Everybody you name got a sex tape , that's always sound like okay , I didn't say they did , but Jessica , Alba , she's wholesome .
That was the dark angel .
Yeah .
You know what she came out of ? Dark angel . Everybody was wondering .
Like she was a little thick and dark Allegedly Cameradiers has one allegedly .
What about LA's finest ? She was in that too , jessica Alba , and got real union .
LA's finest . Yeah , it's like yeah , oh , yeah , you know , gabrielle got one somewhere .
Oh , I know .
Somewhere her and D way , and she bought that .
Gabrielle about that life boy .
Yeah , they said D way to buy , the D way to free . Ah , hey , live your life . Wait , he didn't give a fuck what it was .
Damn I don't know what's in this cup boy ?
Oh my god , we coming back in a couple weeks .
I'm like , hey , I know we caught nobody's talking , but if we do want like maybe a celebrity or something we be like , oh man hold on .
I said allegedly , it may be true , right , that's why we say allegedly everybody , alabama Joe dog . Hey , allegedly you know the way my god . Free nasty like that man . They got all kinds of story about you know allegedly .
Allegedly .
Yeah , man , they went in on them they said he walked in and he said he walked in on them . I'm afraid he was putting it on him . Yeah , he's a close to the one turn around walk that he said he was putting it on him .
I like man Hollywood and then you know how they make that song .
come on , we're swinging they call it Holly .
Weird Because they say you know allegedly the whole .
Third way allegedly .
No , we say allegedly we're here for entertainment purposes only . We do not fact check , which is here just to entertain the people For a little bit of time and she and Holly .
Weird to the podcast .
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Twitter X . Twitter is X now Right .
Nobody's talking . One IG , another guy piece of work Fuckers . Nobody's talking podcast act . Well , I said oh no emails , Nobody's talking podcast .
I got something to say about him . To fucker allegedly who ?
I Don't talk about no super rich people , because then they go in my house . And then I go how to where to live . I'm like where I'm gonna go . Each house I try to get he gonna buy .
Just go be like damn . Have me by all that damn doge coin . They gonna say they know good On . Saturday night line he would , then he gonna make a major announcement on Saturday night . Oh , that shit ain't no good , mm-hmm , I'm thinking a lot of time . I got damn money yeah . Damn we gonna do come , take the rest .
Yeah , he's sitting up there , sitting pretty .
He bought a bunch of them . So that's just a scam . Ain't no good what the fuck's wrong with you . Oh yeah , dude say hey , man , it's just alright , we could have used it and I wreck his .
I'm there , I'm still laughing at what Leslie . Just said , and you just that was real . When I stopped about that , anyone but you . He said you just say to one hey , all I know is when you looking up you go see a white man . That's the movie .
I just say it's pretty big oh .
Shit , no cuz I , like I said , we're on fact check . Yeah , I don't know they name . Yeah , I just know I saw the commercial I was like damn , that looks funny . So I know it's a company .
I've seen him and stuff before , but yeah .
Yeah , yeah , yeah , that's what I never knew .
Homeboys no , any y'all shit on a light of no aid . Just so y'all know , I've been watching , while I watch this out , carolina women's basketball and and Some bad , both fuckers .
Oh , okay , man , Are they still undefeated ?
I'm still say this I don't stay , let me get married me , but the motherfucking ball one .
Man , I know I got the one girl on there from from Ohio .
Bre home .
Yeah , yeah , yeah .
I got this girl on there . Her name is some Watkins . They call the Swatkins the mother block . So many shots they even funny .
I let call the Swatkins . Yeah sweet , that's sweet .
Another chick that I had , or like Kyrie , and she Duncan .
Who's the chick ? Is the freshman playing more to ?
be actually playing a little more .
Yeah , they blow everybody out anyway .
I mean , they beat fucking float about like 40 points last night , damn .
¶ Meaning of Terms of Endearment
Go South .
Carolina , I don't mean to men , but you know like to say bitches for a term of endearment .
That's what we mean that's right , hmm , yes . Wait , what do they say ? It mean .
So I end . Here is the term of endearment twice like nigga bitches Term of endearment and I love all y'all Well , and if y'all want so young , I'll come at you .
Yeah , we doing this for Joe right here .
What we doing for me . Talk to me , goose .
Oh .
Shit can only play like 11 seconds every day .
Hey , that was the cut .
Take us home , box go boy .
Hey look , I just ready to see what if we get soon . I have absolutely nothing . I Either hey , all right everybody .
All right .
Joe , hey , we out of here , peace .
Peace .