Walk It Out!!!

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Uh-oh , why you shaking your head ?

Because he's shaking his head , because he know it ain't us .

That's why he's shaking his head .

Well , anyway , people putting wild animals in their car And , uh-oh , i think , a NFL player . I think he bought a gentleman , uh , a car . I didn't read the whole entire story But , uh , we'll talk about that Special shout out to that cat .

Yeah , that's you know , No , he was he bought it for his parents Or ?

whoever , i mean whoever he bought it for , you know , i mean it's just the fact that that was still a nice gesture . Once again , we do not fact check . I just saw the story . I'm like you know that's very nice . Yeah , i look into the story more Well .

Yeah .

Oh , you know , I forgot to introduce myself . Hello everybody , this is Bosco , The guy that had a flat tire . Hello , bosco . I don't even remember when it was . I just know we lived on 69th and Bale And that was a what's it 50 ? It wasn't quite 51st Avenue , But it even if it was , it might have been almost close to 59 . That was a far walk , though .

Me and that group home Crossroads was , i can't remember . I want to say I know it was on Choya , but I want to say was it 43rd or anyway , you know where that's at ? So what's Choya off of ?

That's just between , and you might have to talk about some of the miles too , because you know some of these people .

They don't realize Choya's between Peoria and Cactus , yeah , so think about that . And at that time that's when I lived on 88th and Indian School And I walked from that group home to the crib , so basically from , let's say , peoria and 43rd to 88th and Indian School Hell no . That's hella miles .

Nope And then in Texas .

I walked on the expressway because I knew no other way to get home .

I'm going to tell you right now you and Joe are the most interesting storytellers of all time . I'm like nigga .

I-35 from Coppill , Texas , to Arlington , Texas , like 27 and 1 half miles from , I guess I will say about .

You had to walk that far .

I got home at 7 in the morning . No , i know , I was full time at go to work . but I was like , no , just till I'm niggas , I'm calling in . I ain't going to be able to do that with .

No , hey , you know what .

That was right before I came here , remember , in 2012 . And I had stayed with you for a little bit before I moved on over there on camera back . That was right , probably two , three weeks before that .

Not doing it Not doing it .

What's ?

the furthest you ever walked . Hmm , And I'm sure I've walked far as like no , not like a hike , just a regular walk . No , i'm saying like , oh damn , you know I got to go to .

Yeah , probably about probably about four miles . Yeah , yeah .

That's what I'm thinking Right from that that 51st , because I'm not talking about like exercise , or you're going , you're walking , you're walking a while .

Because sometimes I walk in like .

I'm talking about , like I'm on a trail . Yeah , no , no , I'll tell you before you know it , it's like three miles . Yeah , we've done like four and five miles .

Oh yeah .

You know , at the hill . No , I'm talking about like , oh damn flat tire . What do I want to do ? I look like I'm a walk on , Not expected walk , Yeah , exactly .

That's the type of walk you're like , damn , it's a long way , but then sometimes you just be walking , just to be walking , and before you know , it . You're like three , four miles down the street , yeah , and you should be like oh whatever , because you ain't thinking about it , or you got to think about it like oh man .

But now you got the Boston Marathon walker right here .

I'm like man , please , you couldn't call nobody . Oh , they weren't coming to pick me up First . they ignored me for like an hour .

Oh Lord , here we go . Oh , we're not going to make it , oh .

Lord . We ain't got the gas I was like oh , ok , no , and the thing about it was I had to walk on I Because the only way I knew how to get home from there was on the freeway , was on the freeway , so I had to walk on I-35 .

You can get , you can .

I think I probably almost died about six , seven times Because it's night , i'm walking , i'm pretty dark , so at night on the freeway you can't really see me And cars is coming . It's Texas .

It's illegal to walk on the freeway ? Yeah , it is , i'm pretty sure it is . You know . I mean unless , like , if you know what , obviously , if your car is right there and you just walking to the next exit , yeah , but what he was doing , yeah , that's illegal , purely illegal .

And you know what's crazy is . I'm just hoping Brandon , like a state trooper , see me and be like what the fuck is she ?

doing .

Yeah , i see two state troopers drove right by me And I'm like this is negligent .

So what happened ?

Car broke down . I didn't have a car , oh , so you just walked . So I had got a ride to work .

And you had to , so you had to walk on . I didn't ride from work .

But that day I didn't . I went out . My friend was there . I called him . They were like oh yeah , i ain't got no gas .

Well , i guess we finally got a real one on here , because life a little bit has been privileged . Yeah , i would have stayed at work . What ? Oh , no , oh , i definitely getting home , so yeah , so I'm like man , please , Ain't , no way in hell . Hey , can you come get me please ?

You guys realize , if that was in Illinois I probably would have been able to figure out a way to get home In .

Texas .

I only know these people . I don't know no one else . Everybody else is completely strangers to me . I only know these people .

You know what you should have did .

I was 27 miles one way .

I would have pulled my dick out . You definitely going to get arrested . Free ride right there . Free ride right there . I mean , you might have to stay tonight somewhere . You don't want to stay tonight , but that's a long way . They'd be like man . at least y'all came to get me . Y'all see what I had to do to get a free ride .

I didn't know how many miles it was , but I knew it was far .

I mean it took them over 30 minutes in a car , So I knew it was far And you know what We got to get Joe back on here , Because I'm like we just going to sit back and just let y'all two cats just tell stories .

That's a long way , dog .

It do .

I don't know .

Yeah , i would have thought about it , but like You know what I thought about it And I thought I turned around a few times But by the time I was like really like over this . I was on the middle of the freeway And I was like I got to see this shit through , Yeah .

I'm going to tell you down This is what we did when we is on . I told you like remember that , marie calendars , it was on bail road . Do you remember about where ?

was it ? It was about 75,000 .

Well , no , this one was because I remember we weren't past LA Fitness .

We were we were East Yeah , it was East of LA Fitness .

So we weren't even at 55th .

That was like So we was probably about 51st Yeah .

So we was probably just past 51st , OK , And so we pulled in , you know , pulled up in the parking lot , parked it , then sat there for a second , Like you know what I think it was 930 , 10 , like at night . I was like I don't feel like sitting here waiting . I was like man , just lock it up . There weren't that far from the house .

Hold on .

We had 59 . You know , we walking behind a Walmart over there and a triple A Remember that I think it was triple A over there We walking down down those places And once we got to 59th , Oh , that's like when you lived on like 77 . Yeah , we was on 69th and bail .

It took an hour and a half from 51st .

Listen , go ahead and walk it . I'm telling you , whatever , it was about an hour , hour and a half So that it to the street that we was on .

These Arizona blocks be seen as long as hell . Like you think it's short , that should be seen as long as hell .

Yeah .

From spot to spot , like 51st to 59th , seem like all of that .

So we went from 51st .

It take a minute to get to 59th sometimes . Yeah , we went to 51st to 69th .

OK , so it was . I mean we weren't trying to We were like speed walking or that We just , but still I'm like I'm , i'm thinking it's like 30 minutes We're going to be home . No , you know what , since we get done , i'm going over there , i'm walking the same path , but then I want to tap our car . It's too hot .

Yeah . Hell yeah , i didn't took some hikes in Arizona Just walking . Yeah , i haven't , i'm having a walk for some reason . But yeah , these shits be seen . By far I've been like , oh , it ain't that far . I lived on 88th in the Indian school . That's a Walmart , basically a Camelback in 95th .

All they that far .

That shit took me a minute Now . granted , I did have two little kids with me , But even without them it shit would have took me a minute .

No , these blocks are far .

I mean , i walked from Go AZ to my house one day , no time .

How far is that ?

That's probably about two miles .

Okay , because the way you drive you dropped your bike off , yeah , and then just walk back home ? Yeah , but you was able to probably go through like You still got it .

I mean you , i can take the trail and go .

Still to my ? yeah , it's probably , but you know what I think is different walking when you have a car and you know you're just walking a walk , or Or walking When you don't you don't have you . Yeah , no form of transportation Like we didn't have to . Yeah , it's sound like this , nigga had to .

You go to the crazy , to the justice unit or to the justice center .

Go to the crazy house . Yeah , oh yeah , man , good , next gracious , we didn't start talking about walking and I . Yeah , no , that's real , but I did find the story

Yes , so Little kids named Xavier Jones Middle school . Xavier Jones , he's gonna go to school high school , middle school , graduation Okay , so His family didn't have a car , so they bought him a car .

That's nice . That's what ? what's the NFL players name ? That's a very nice young man , i Know that . Oh terror .

Teran arm stead .

Teran arm stead Yep , who does it ? do we play ? who we play for the dolphins or what ? I Saw the picture . Yeah , I know that was very nice though .

But extremely nice , illinois Downstate Mm-hmm .

Oh yeah , Yeah , that's real . You got a car and a bike . Are you balling a bike too ?

Yeah , six miles in a bike in the problem .

Yeah , yeah .

You can't get a . Nobody Can give him a ride to graduation a little kid . Yeah , my neither classmates or Never know .

Times is hard . Times is hard because I'm still walking , wondering about how you walk 27 miles . I'm like somebody gotta come get me Six miles . He's still a kid , at least .

Yeah you got some young legs , you can find making about half an hour .

Hey , that builds character . You're gonna remember that story when he's , uh , graduating college or something like man you know what ? I never had to walk Two miles back and forth to school in the snow of him both ways .

I missed the bus when I was a high school . I'm on me to make me walk . She had you know . We're gonna limit you to like three stories of podcasts in a minute .

I mean , we are here to talk , but I'm like you wait , this nigga is just full . I know , go ahead , we're gonna let you finish .

No , i was just saying that if I used to miss the bus , my mom already assumed that it was my fault . She was like , oh yeah , well , get to go to school , she anyway , so I just have to walk . That's Probably about four or five miles . Yeah , when you were a kid , i mean you know I'm here , though I'll the high school .

We didn't walk across my mind I'm just gonna hang out with some girl .

Like this is just a road . Your bike workout , football or track .

I really want no big , thing , it really wasn't a big thing caught the buzz .

I didn't want to run though .

I'm like man , i ain't get school sweaty and shit You got your school . I said hey , but if it was cold , Come on man , you get up and get in give me a ride . She's like I ain't fucking with you .

Yeah .

Everybody told you to miss the bus . I Didn't miss the bus the bus , miss , miss me .

No , it's that crazy , you know he came early like I thought .

no , he came early today , man , You know what will he be tripping ?

Yeah , no dawg , that is man . Yeah , I'm sure like Back in your youth or whatever . I'm sure I didn't . I didn't lock some miles then Oh .

Yeah , I definitely locked some miles as Teenager .

Yeah , yeah , i like it , like as an adult . I . Think about sometimes walking to the mailbox . I mean driving to the mailbox That's right down here at the corner .

I'll jump on . I just drive up to the mailbox before I drive . It's 30 feet away . I'm just gonna drive there .

Yeah , get on the little scooter .

I mean I'm gonna go down here . He's like how come all these houses , how come all the mailboxes is Over here in one place ? you know people , you know having a male if you yeah .

Yeah , yeah , no , all the mailboxes I gotta get a key and all that .

They don't want that mail .

I think it's funny sometimes when you are driving around in the neighborhoods out here . That do you know by the individual . Yeah , they had the individuals and you see the mail person . I'm like man And listen , put that mailbox in one location . Yeah , i was like . I know they catching it like when it's hot out .

Yeah .

I can't do that . It would at what was the story you was talking about earlier . Then you're saying something about Angela , yee Oh yeah , I was on shout out there .

Yeah , i was Um listening to Angela yee , and may know Segment . I think it's called tell me a secret or something on like what's it called , angela , yee ? Yeah , yeah , yeah Yeah and this lady calls in , right , and She says she has nine kids . Okay , you know . Then she's like they got different fathers .

She was really in them street .

She said They be asked her about a dad , she says she's just made up a name . She said she she fuck around and be forgetting whatever name she told them .

That's almost like six . One hitter quitters , so .

I got a question , so were the six before the three ? See , that part I didn't really get , though , but the way she was telling it I'm kind of feeling like the three came last . Oh , okay , it's just before because they all got the same father . The way , the way it's . Yeah , they had because she was , she knows who their father is .

Oh , billy , yeah , billy . and then you ask again Was when ? James ?

when she was like . James , he was like Billy and she was like really a real like I'd be forgetting whatever name I didn't told these . Now , that's why that would be this hard , and after six , though , you need to . I'm sorry , you know , and you got to shut it down .

Yeah , dude .

You gotta shut it down .

Hey , i remember they used to . I wonder I Forget . I saw this was on the news . I think they have forced this young I forget how many kids this young lady had , but I think they have forced her to Get her tubes tied .

Okay , i'm sorry .

Like I said , this was a long time ago . You can probably Google court forces lady To get her tubes tied or whatever that should it .

You got six kids , you don't know who their daddy is , and then now you got to shut it down .

That's just you making bad choices . Yeah , come on .

But I know people with a bunch of kids but they know who them kids belong to . Yeah , at least . Like you can't even get help cuz you don't even know who these kids belong to . Like I said , it could be in one night stand on one hitter quitter .

She's about to find out on 23 and me .

Guess the only way the kids gonna find they gonna have to go . They gonna be doing some 23 and me I did not thought about that , if they dad did them .

No right or or another or a relative relative .

Trace it down that way , but still that's . I Feel bad for them , children .

Who's my daddy ?

what they say . What they say .

I know who my father said James Billy , his name was .

Teddy , we said don't miss the society while drinking your juice in the hood or whatever . Don't be a minute .

Oh man , that was , that was so funny . What do ?

you guys say to the nice guy Are you my daddy ?

Oh , That's you so funny . Oh yeah , that's a good movie right there . Oh , oh , was that it right there ?

Yeah , she was .

The father's . So all nine children have nine different fathers .

I would think you would think the kids have the same father , but six of them have different fathers .

Yeah , okay , so This is a secret . No one knows this . So who do people think the other six children's who the father is ? Whoever I told them to do this , Oh so you okay .

But how do you just a question , i mean not judging How do you not know who the fathers are ? Was you like just Pallantown ? You was what . I was outside , he was out there .

She was outside .

Outside .

Nobody's asked for a paternity test . Streets No , no , all right .

Well So , but you know , you have like a basic understanding of who it could be right , like out of maybe 30 guys or Oh , I think I do , But the sad part is it was so long ago , I don't even remember how their name . Oh , like when I sent out , yeah , freak mother , and I'm trying to remember their name and made up .

Oh , what was that ? What's the way up ?

Way up with Angela . Yee , yeah , man , it comes on after the breakfast club , right Yeah ? That's , that's the compliments Of power G 106 .

I want to , and you ?

Man . Oh , that's crazy . Hell , hell , nah .

Now here's the thing though . So say you met a woman in that predicament . This is assuming you know , single right . You met a woman in that predicament where she got I'm going to stop you right now .

Cause it ain't going to happen . Nope , no , but no , just play . I'm playing along with you .

No , I'm playing along , let's go .

Because , listen , here's the thing , this is a podcast . Yes , we have to entertain the people because we get I already know my Some of us are married , some of us are single , but for those of us that are married , well shit , we still got to entertain the people , listen .

So you met a woman , six kids Let's just say six , because whoever she has the three kids with , she already has six , right ? Would you hop into that situation ? Like being in a relationship with a person with that many kids And you ?

see how he switched it up real quick . You see , he said would you hop into that situation ? Because you know , when you go over there you be like well , this is 100% .

But then when he ?

said the relationship part I'm not doing that So that's a bit Okay .

So so relationship or just just just relationship . No , yeah , you're not taking on that type of responsibility , especially with that . It is like that situation where she has no clue who these kids father is now . Hey , she might be asking for a negative . Put some names on the adoption paper .

Nope , nope .

Hey , i want to know Now I'm transparent I have been in a relationship with a woman with a lot of children . That wasn't mine . I've done it , and how did you like it ? I mean , pussy was great .

So you wait , hold on . So you were , i don't want to know about that .

I want to know about the relationship . So how was that ? The pussy was great , I mean , I'm sure it was . How was the relationship ?

I mean she got that many kids .

So , you but I don't think me with the way I first off already got a lot of children on my own . Okay , i'm not trying to create , no break .

I told you a we we had searched far around the globe And God have sent us . I told you the quintessential nigga , and it's starting . I'm sitting up here , nigga , walking 27 miles , multiple kids . I'm like man , oh hey , now go ahead , get down . Hey , you know we sitting down here . Goodness , you know you got your two kids .

And now that's probably , that's like , that's the crew So . I've been divorced . Well , i would say twice . Actually , i've been divorced once with or once , and that's what four of my children come from my two marriages .

Yeah , how many women Five .

Damn , you can keep track of them . Yeah , you see them . You see them , i see most of them . I mean two of them don't live in this country . I don't see my life just talk to them on the face time , shit like that .

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So it makes sense to me now that , like , you'll be with the world with multiple kids because you have multiple kids yourself , yeah , but I mean , even with that , you know , i mean you want to be somebody else with multiple kids . I got all the patients in the world from my children , patients of the same , like they're . Them being crazy doesn't bother me .

I'm not doing it .

So I think it where I am now , probably where I was the last eight years , i probably I'm good . I'm not . I'm I'm good because even this , let's say I wanted , if I wanted which I'm probably never getting married again . But let's say if I did right , i would want to probably have my own kid with this person .

So you don't want to have no more kids now , do you ? Because you know , oh , the pause .

He said nah , i'm not opposed to children . I'm not going to actively seek to like . Most of my children are on purpose Okay , i'm not , probably not going to be doing that on like family planning . Like oh yeah , okay , let's have this baby . That's , that's over with . So if it happens , that's God's will .

You want more kids . Nope , i'm good , i'm good . And then I get scared because , remember , what's the cat ? was it Al Pacino ? Oh yeah , he was 83 . Yeah , remember , he just had a baby with his girlfriend . Yeah , so I mean I could understand that . He about to have a baby .

The deniro Jeff had one , he's 79 .

Yeah , that's you know . 80 also , deniro weight The narrow had a baby , right ? Yeah , his already out , but she knows it's on the way .

on the way , yeah , how old is his girl ?

So all their girlfriends are like 20 .

So at least the girl is young , so she could take care of the baby .

No , that's probably where Christian likes older women . Once that womb get to a certain point , it don't matter what you do to it , ain't nothing coming out of it .

Haha .

Haha .

Shout out to Christian .

Once that oven cooled down , it's down .

Hit that pause coming back .

That MP .

It's over , no more chair , start shooting the club up . Yeah , she's like man . Those sperm bullets shoot them everywhere .

She's saying how she just went through menopause .

What you did what .

And then she was talking about I don't know .

She said she was having sex with a woman that was 52 . She was like 52 . How old were you ? 25 . Oh hell no .

But then she was like oh , i think .

Haha , hold on , let me take this in , hey , but listen , she took . I'm looking at Bosco's face . He is distraught . But you see how okay , bosco , you know nice shape , young , 50 , but young , fit Nigga , look older than me .

Nigga , this is No one didn't know better .

They just saw Bosco .

They're 32 years old , 36 .

Man , you crazy At most .

If I told somebody I was 35 . They'll believe me . And if I turned around and they didn't see me And I was like , oh , i'm 25 .

They're still .

They'll definitely believe me . But what I'm just trying to figure out is I don't have problem with the 52 .

I'm talking about 25 .

And the 52. ? At 25 , you would think 52 is older .

In my head , 52 is older .

So that's how I'm looking at it , like at 25 .

You ain't nobody you couldn't get in a relationship with You , just gotta have fun . If she still got a super soca , i mean , how did she come ?

about . Where did y'all meet A friend ?

or co-worker Safeway .

She was like oh man .

It was . I was between That's when we was working in the I want to say the group homes .

Okay .

And I was in between houses and I went to get something to drink in a safeway And I met her . She started talking to me , i started talking back And then you know that's when I first moved to Arizona I was trying to get a lot of numbers . Then Did she look 52 ? I mean , i figured she was . I knew she was older . I figured she was like 40 something .

I never thought she was 52 until She told you Yeah , okay , cause that's why I was like I was assuming she was .

You know , i'm 25 going after a 52 year old .

That's a sugar mama . Oh , i'm not doing it . You better have some money . I'm not doing it , She better break me off Like I need this .

Oh yeah , oh yeah .

You sitting up here at no Okay .

What if she , what if she was a hundred million in there ? And she's like , look , I'm going to take care of you , i'll buy you a house . Nope , i'll buy you , whatever You ain't thinking about that stuff when you're in your 20s there 25 ? You ain't thinking about that stuff .

Okay , i'm going to get you some jewelry . So , listen All the J's you want Nope . So a woman .

Let's say See , now , like I said , i got a .

I'm hypothetically speaking , because even then I was like dude 25 nigger 30 is two Listen what if she's 52 and look 35 ?

Nope , what is she ? 52 and she looked like Halle Berry .

So you talking about a relationship . She's 52 . She looked like Halle Berry .

His thing at 25 . What I do know , like I said , it was never going to be the relationship , because I'm thinking that you was past child bearing years And at this point , when you that young , that kind of shit enters your brain , i was a mother with this other chick . She was only 12 years older than me .

I think didn't , Joe . Joe's mom had a kid after 50 .

No , my mom got pregnant at like 57 . And I was like yo lady .

And your mom was still doing it Apparently .

I was like yo nigga , this shit ain't healthy Yeah .

I bet that nigger's name was Melvin , wasn't it ?

Yeah , nigga name was Charles .

Melvin .

It was . I don't want to speak ill of the dead , but , ok , rest in peace . Fuck that , fuck that . Man just don't even rest , Oh damn .

OK , well , yeah , we just struck a bullet .

Yeah , we're just trying to keep it fun .

We just love it .

This is just a podcast , a weekly roundtable . We like to just like to just have fun . We're sorry , melvin . Yeah , i'm sorry Melvin . Hey , remember Harold Melvin in the blue notes ? and wasn't the dude's name ? and ready for the world , wasn't his name Melvin ? I know one of the earth went on fire . Was his name Melvin .

No , i had one for a little bit . I had one for a little bit , for a little bit .

That's a shorty kid .

There's a gang of pitchers .

Y'all shit probably went past . Y'all was like over y'alls old little college and stuff I had .

I had thriller Jerry Curl . Oh , y'all It was especially this way .

Man , y'all niggas look like y'all had good Jerry Curls though . Hey , i'm going to bring the Jerry Curl back . Oh , i'll get a Jerry Curl . It's going to come back eventually . I'll get a Jerry Curl for a plaster Frenchie coming back too .

Going to be like my fuck color to America . So go get up .

You're so my fuck girl , i'm going to let my hair grow so I can get cornrows . You'll do cornrows . Yeah , i'm getting cornrows 50 . We're starting from this point forward . I'm going to let my hair grow so I can get some cornrows . I'm going to take a picture and post it on the file or that . Like Alan Iverson . I want to look like Alan Iverson .

Oh sure .

I'll do that Follow the drip . See A Follow the drip . No see , now I'm like really , just because he said that , now I'll do it , if you get cornrows I'll do a Jerry Curl . Man Damn .

Do it for Halloween , i know .

That's probably how long it'll take too . Man , yeah , that's damn , trip , trip , trip , trip . This is what we got , like Damn , my hair grows pretty fast , i get it .

It's going to take a minute .

Yeah , it all .

And all that I can probably do about six months . It'll be nice , though . Yeah , I think .

I could probably have some cornrows . You looking up a Jerry Curl picture .

You find a Jerry Curl kid Man hey forget that Once . I was in high school . I was in high school . I always rock S Curls . I wouldn't go in as far as Jerry Curl , but put a little S Curl in there . Quick five minutes . That was the quickest hairstyle you can have . Once you get it , it'd be good for a minute just to get it right .

I did have a S Curl real quick , but I'm going to tell you why mine didn't last that long . Because I'm going to tell you I was shot out to my pop . It was crazy self , he's the podcast number one fan . So , anyway , we lived on Morgan , 619 Morgan Avenue . We was in South Akron . Right , he put the little S Curl in my hair .

cut it all off . Did you ever go through the wave phase ? Nah All right . See people would think , because you see , i don't have a receding hairline . My hairline's not My mother . She used to put S Curl in my hair , but she be trying to cook , do all this other shit And she left her hair five , of course .

S Curl .

And I just knew it one day and I was like man , this shit going to be bad . She's like oh , it's going to be a rightful Well , at least you older now . Yeah , now I think I was this shit held like 17 .

Yeah .

Now I just have decent barbers to where it's just haven't been noticeable .

But now , the older I get , the more noticeable . Yeah , that's why I was like , hey , everybody's hairline Barbers start pushing back .

Yeah , that's why I'm like I told my barber I fight him and he started pushing my hairline back .

And I just keep my hair real , real short . I'm going to let it grow out a little bit .

And my stuff .

Yeah , i don't know if I can make it to corn roll stage , but I'll try . Jogging , i had one as a kid .

Oh yeah .

Oh yeah , yeah , You know , joe got what Dress . No , no , joe got a good set of hair out here . Yeah , a good set of hair and a bad ass hip . So I'm telling you , god will always give you one thing and not the other . So we got a bad hip , good hair . So what would you rather , have a bad hip or a good hair ?

I'd rather have .

Good hair . See , i'd rather have good hips and just bad hair , i guess it depends , because I don't know how it would look .

Eat your hips . I mean , I'm not sure I ain't playing on a fucking thing ever .

You can just lay down And just let her do all the work .

Like a plane When they go that way . Even if you just lay down , if she doing , you going to feel that shit in your hip eventually .

OK , like hold up , push back a little bit , Hold up , you can work around bad hair . Yeah , yeah , you can Me .

Now you got to get up and walk it .

Because we're a fucking hip creaking .

I'm going to get an .

S curl because we're black men . So black men look good bald .

So my hair has always been like I mean I've had it where it's been a little longer , or maybe like a little tiny baby fro , but it's always been , you know , like pretty short , yeah , and all that is . That's what we're going to do .

I think this is right before my youngest daughter was born . Yeah , i think about 27 .

And do y'all cast ever look back at pictures or whatever , or maybe back like in high school and be like damn , i was in shape , shape , oh yeah .

Anytime I see the other .

Guess what I don't .

I'm still in shape .

No , I'm just messing around .

I said y'all , No , I feel you . You said a period back Oh damn , I mean , I used to be to do this and be all right . You wake up the next day , You're like damn , why do I feel like this ?

Well , it was like last week at the gym right We were playing hoot At Creakin Young , 20-year-old just straight up dunking .

Oh yeah , man , And I'm sitting here . They had me guarding this dude that was 30 years old And I'm sitting here , cat running all over the place . We had the 20-year-old on . Now I'm still fast-ish , like for my age . I'm not like 20 and 30-year-old fast . We're there fast all the time And I'm fast like 15% of the time .

My thing is you see him right . So you know he's a young little whip snapper And he's just jumping up touching the rim like it was nothing , and I remember doing that .

I'm like man , you know what ? I'm not doing that again . I'm not doing that again .

It used to be a day where that's all you would do .

I'm going to go hang on the rim .

Everybody have a little dunk contest . See who can now say yeah , no , i'm good .

You know , hey , them days is over with , over with . All right , like , listen to this right here . Now this was in Yellowstone . Right , it says Yellowstone issues warning after tourists put baby elk in their car . Now who in the hell is driving through Yellowstone Park and want to put a baby ?

But to your point , an elk , a baby elk , a baby elk . You know how big a baby elk is , dude ? I want to know . It's the size of a full-sized deer , an elk small I can move it .

Like dog . What the hell ? I honestly thought it was fake , but it does say Yellowstone issues warning after tourists put baby elk in their car . You know they were sitting up here talking about removing these animals And they're protected there Like dude .

Fuck the baby elk . I'm worried about the big elk that's come looking for the big elk . What you ever do . We're going to have a problem .

What you all do . What you all do , one of them , safaris when you like in the back , and I'm telling you , like in Africa , i better be strapped .

Because I've driven through that bear's owner up north .

Yeah , i was going to say how is bear's owner ?

It's not too bad . Not too bad , you said . You just drive through . All the fierce animals are behind the cage .

So they have lions and tigers .

I know they got bears , they got wolves . I don't think they have lions .

So what It's mostly .

Arizona .

OK , ok . So I ain't going up there saying no gorillas , i'm sorry . I meant tie Monkeys , anything like chimps and gorillas . I'm telling you , man , that's y'all going to hear me talk about this all the time . That was my favorite animals . I want a baby chimp . Don't be just dangerous . What Chimps ?

Yeah , no .

I only want to , just for a little bit . I was trying to tell somebody bubbles , bubbles turn 40 . Bubbles is 40 now . But yeah , no , i do , i want a baby chimp . I probably only want them for maybe a month . What would you name ?

it . You ever seen a ?

chimp Bubbles .

Jr . You ever seen a chimp ?

shave Because I like A shave Chimp .

Nah , the niggas look like Boscos , so what ? No , I'm not sorry , You see them Like you wouldn't even realize that niggas is so ripped .

They ripped up .

Yeah , like a chimp They're fucking just like . So I'm chimp .

I'm chimp ripped That . Niggas look like I'm chimp ripped Boy . I didn't even say that You'll see them , grab them .

You be like damn that monkey's strongest hair .

But you can see ?

Oh , they're more fucking the strongest hair . They just look strong Like you don't really see how muscular they are , because all the fur and shit on them They shave them off . They're more fucking . They all hit like they .

Bodybuilders For real , I'm chimp ripped nigga , hey , that's going to be the name of this podcast Chimp , i can't even say it . Chimp ripped , oh hell , no Dog . please leave the wild animals alone . This is basically going out to , i mean , cause I already know we already leaving them alone . So y'all leave them wild animals alone . That's all I'm saying .

First , the blackening came out today , right Yeah blackening started today .

Flash came out today too . Yup , it did yesterday today , but now I want everybody to go see the blackening . The blackening is a horror film a horror comedy . It's a book With black folks And , i guess , their little theme title .

Oh yeah , it's a horror spoof .

Yeah , but yeah , the flash , let me see the flash came out . You know the flash gonna go ahead and that's gonna be .

I'm trying to think what's the ? best or black horror spoof you ever seen ? What's the one with Martin Wayne ? What's that ? Oh what you talking about ? Well , ray Ray , boogie , ray Ray , i don't give a fuck . Oh , oh , yeah , yeah , yeah .

Wasn't that a ? I can't think of the name of that movie right now , Oh man , because obviously it wasn't scary .

Now , i don't even wanna .

Because it's been out so long . You don't wanna spoil it for people , But the scene with the wife Oh yeah . The wife and the ghost man , that stuff . Well he would roll up in there with his crew Man that next night man , she's looking nice and beautiful Like wait hold on who you looking pretty for . Yeah , what is it man ? What's ?

the name of that movie . Oh man , what's that movie with Marlon ?

Wayne , it's bothering me too . How can you sell a house in this market ? Yeah , that was funny . Hey , what's your name ? Meet the Blacks is funny . That's one . Meet the Blacks .

Meet the Blacks is pretty funny . I think it's some other Blacks' movies .

Well , scary movie , wasn't all what your name was . You know , we had way back in the day we had Blackula . Oh yeah , I remember Blackula I used to show them on like a Friday night or something . He was like man .

Vampire and Brooklyn .

Oh no , no , that's my favorite Man , Julian was falling apart .

I don't know how you do , honey .

House . That's what it was .

Honey House Oh , it's called Honey House , Yeah yeah , okay , yeah , they have any other suggestions , any other movies that pop up ? Vampire and Brooklyn was hilarious , though .

Yeah , Vampire and Brooklyn was good .

I know they had . It was one I know . I think this Blackness is going to be real good though , so we all got to go watch it With the Flash , and I don't even think too many other movies is coming out . I know the Diamond League track season has started .

Track season started . I got to check , i got to get some phrases .

The Diamond League .

Oh , we didn't talk about My rant getting 25 games . I don't know if y'all care , but Oh yeah , i don't .

But Hey , I know , cut your hair and come back like Let's go , Let's go . You know . I was surprised he only got 25 , but No , I thought it was going to be more .

I thought he was going to get these halfs .

Yeah , I thought he was going to get to First all the way up to the All-Star break . What ?

Oh well , better take that 25 and be happy .

Yeah , take it on the chain , because obviously he doesn't get paid right .

Congratulations to the Nuggets winning the championship . Oh yeah .

You ever seen somebody win an NBA championship and really don't know about it ? I mean , it's not like moving the needle Yeah yeah , everybody just forgot , just forgot . Yeah , everybody either won the Lakers so they can love LeBron or hate LeBron , like Michael Jordan , is selling The harness . Yeah , he's selling the majority state .

It's been my own .

I think it said 13 years . So now you give me $180 million And in 15 years I'm going to give you $1 billion . Oh yeah , I'm like man , I'll take the ask . I eat TV dinners for 13 years . Just wait , You're turning on that investment right there .

Hey .

I walk 27 miles in Black . all well , to get you $1 billion . I walk to Mesa , arizona , right now for $1 billion . Hell yeah .

I walk to Fag's .

after what good ? I sure will . Would you fuck a gorilla If she looked ?

like a gorilla .

No , a boy gorilla , no You gonna make it out of here . Hey , I had to mess up .

That's why I said if she looked like a gorilla , nope , i ain't fucking no animals for a million .

I'm just saying not for a billion .

No , no .

Wait , hold on . I just had to bring you back . What did y'all ?

find out . What did anybody find out ?

Yeah , hell yeah . No , this is going to be . it's going to be filmed . They're going to put it on a TikTok .

I don't know .

That's a billion dollars . No , no .

You make it to the billion , the gorilla is going to kill you . Am I even accidentally ? No , it's sedated .

It's sedated , they shot it up . That's bestiality .

People have done worse .

Hey , they gave them a . They gave the gorilla some edibles . Sorry , Peter .

We're just joking . It's just jokes . It's just a rape to gorilla . I like it 10 years . First , i'll tell you , man , there's all types of videos on bestiality . What I hear , what a gorilla .

Hey , i'm going to tell you this right now College sophomore year , in college Cats it's this tape going around , right , these cats talking about ? oh it's this porn . These people having sex with animals . 19 years old From the hood . Hell , no , this can't be real . I swear to God . A guy was having sex with a chicken . He was having sex with a chicken .

I didn't know that horse got a big dick . I'm just messing around with y'all .

Hey , the horse do though , but she didn't watch it .

She did watch it , but the thing with the chicken .

How did it ? was a man . A man was doing it to the chicken . Hey , if y'all don't believe me , look up people . You know somebody back here is goddamn curious . So I'm not even curious because I saw a way back then and I don't need to see that stuff because I can't unsee it . I'm 19

No , i don't get it , but that's their choice .

Oh no , that that was nasty , i'm like you know . I would say , hey , i'm not going to believe what the hell I saw . You know , i would say it had to be in a different country . But then , oh yeah , i just I remember the chicken , the man and the chicken , and I remember that girl and that , oh , that damn horse I've never watched .

I don't think I've ever watched that . Yeah , i just don't want to see it .

I can't unsee it . No , i'm telling you don't . But if you are curious , for sure Now you can just look at it . Oh yeah , this man , this tape was going around . We sent it here Like wait what ? Oh , no , look at this . These phones give you access to all that stuff . You know , hey , you know some white dudes that had to take , i'm like dog .

Hey , the wonder year started back up .

Sure did We watched . I got to watch the second one . I started to get a little . Yeah , I started . I dozed off on the , on the second one , but Yeah , no , the one at the wonder years . I think that's it As far as what I already said track . Nba season is over . Football is coming back soon .

Because we kind of in that dead time , right now Ain't nothing going on .

Tracking field for me . Tracking field , i love it , i love track . So well , till then , stay chimp Ripped , chimp ripped and leave animals alone . Peter , we do not condone Mess with animals . It was just something we saw a long time ago . Just had to share the stories .