The Start Of Pay Per View!

I walk a blue , I walk a blue , I walk a blue . Two Each oh Together .

Yeah , look , we're starting off already with alcohol talk .

Uh-oh .

Everybody good , good yeah , yeah , yeah we got a lot to talk about .

Uh-oh , do we .

Yeah , man , don't they arrest a little girl . Oh see , there we got a lot of leave in the pack trail . Oh man listen , God damn Dion ain't no joke , boy Dion's a god .

And these are these amusement park rides going haywire .

Oh yeah .

At carnivals . First off , I don't even know why you sit on a ride at a carnival . Oh whoa .

Oh you talking about like one of those little local carnivals ? No carnivals and the amusement park too yeah .

Yeah , I don't know which ones , because we're on fact check .

You ain't got to worry about it , guy . I just fit in them nowhere .

Yeah , welcome to the Nobody's Talking podcast . Welcome to the .

Neeta , god damn . You know how they have the height requirements . Yeah , they should just have a box . You can't walk through the box , you can't get on them up there . I agree .

I agree .

This . We're back for another week . There's a Sterling is out , so is me , joe and Sharab , but I'm going to let everybody introduce theyself . Sterling got tased again . This is the hostess with the mostess . This is a Bosco and sitting across from me , we have that's right Running on it , rodeo Joe baby .

Rodeo Gressin . I mean , he got stories , yeah , yeah , yeah .

You know what it is . We got the one and only Silky Silky .

That's right , sterling someone getting tased man . Y'all had me weak last week .

When he , when he , when he man , when that dude said I got tased and pepper sprayed .

I was done .

I was , I was weak .

He told me I think he said he threw a burqa drove .

He said I threw her medicine .

He said I threw a burqa , drove she said you threw my medicine .

Oh , that medicine .

Oh hell , and it's a big fight . Well , I ain't gonna say nothing , I'm just you know , I'm not saying dates or nothing , no more , I'm just going .

I just know it is a big fight and by the time , everybody , you know what I was gonna be over . I was gonna . I was gonna we talking about boxing . I was gonna root for well , I'm rooting for Spence right . But then I see bud Crawford right , and that's crazy .

Like who do you root for ? I'm looking at this . I like both of them .

I'm looking at bud Crawford right , and I'm like bud Crawford , it's that nigga you can call and ain't gonna ask no questions . Right , right , right .

He look like that motherfucker .

Yeah , yeah yeah , he look like he bought the life you know , bud . Crawford , look at me , look at all crazy shit .

He's from Omaha , right .

He's the motherfucker you call when you gonna whoop to my ass . He ain't gonna ask no questions . Now you call Earl . Earl would be like why we beating this guy up Right .

Hey , earl , earl got a few that's what Earl look like .

You feel like hey , why you beating this guy up ?

Earl got a few . Maybe we can talk about it .

He got a few questions , bud just like hey , let's get it , let's get it , let's do it . Shit , don't you take that from us , mike . I mean , I give it a , 1a , 1b .

I'm going for Earl Spence .

I am too , but I'm just saying I like bud . I look that bud man and bud , that's R-R-N dawg .

Where's ? Oh listen , I'm telling you right now , I'm gonna tell you right now I didn't even know they had real ones in the br Listen . I grew up in the Midwest Right , you know Nebraska , so I and maybe some people might be like oh , I know some real ones in Ohio , oh shit that's a , that's a- . Nebraska , though I'm just like there's a lot of niggas in .

Nebraska A lot .

And that's what I found out Omaha .

Yeah , you go to Omaha .

There's a lot . That's what I found out .

I was gonna go to Omaha all once I ain't gonna take that chance , just gonna go where I know they at .

There's a lot . There's a lot in Omaha yeah .

Yeah , oh , yeah we out there , wisconsin , oh no .

I know it's what's great Like Racine and Milwaukee oh .

I know for sure Earl Spence is from Long Island . Oh , he's from New York , yeah , why ?

why don't I think Long Island , I'm trying to think I'm looking to see why don't ? I think he was from .

Texas ? I don't know , but look like he was from Texas I'm sorry , I thought I'll tell you man , but I took a little man .

Okay so , but he spent the majority of his life living in Dallas , texas .

Oh , okay , so where's from Texas ? So he's yeah , he was just born in , okay . He was just born in Long Island . I got it .

Man when they show , but uh-huh .

I haven't even watched that much pre-fight stuff .

They show , but they make you want to fight .

Right right .

Earl , make you want to go potty .

God , that's gonna oh man , that's gonna be good , so you saying Earl , earl's light skin , yeah , dark skin , that's what it equates to no , it ain't what he equates to but I'm just saying Earl .

look at Earl Earl .

He's got a nice smile . He's a nice- . Yeah , he know , you can put him on a Weedy box , Right , right .

Yeah , you know what I'm saying , but I just it's gonna- .

That's gonna be good , but- .

But's gotta be on a boxing magazine with his back turned . Hey , Listen .

Bud Crawford , I did not say that .

Well , I'm just saying that's R& , bro . I'm with you , bro .

I do not want to smoke . Oh yeah , no , no , he's definitely Earl , I'm sitting up there like this dude . Shout out to both of the gentlemen , and then hey . I will tell you this .

He got them eyes and shit .

Yeah , hey , oh , look , there we go Right on . Hey , then guess what else ? You see , I be banging this little thing on the- .

Mm-hmm , I'm just gonna tell you a little- . I don't hear it on that , no dog , dog , you don't hear that .

This ? No , I don't hear that shit .

You don't hear it on this ? Uh-uh , uh-uh .

I'm telling you I mean this is a great fight .

I hear it .

You hear this too Everything Damn y'all .

No , he's gonna have to put Go ahead and sit it down .

Let's wait till y'all get old . You ain't gonna hear nothing that shitty . I can't wait what's up with that ? They're listeners . They- , they- , they they they tell them I can't wait till that . We're a sophisticated studio . We're a sophisticated studio .

We're a million dollar equipment . We're lighting . We're a sophisticated studio . Yeah , all the time we're kicking in .

I got selective memory Cheap , Selective memory man . I'm gonna forget a whole lot of motherfuckers .

Hey , real , now wait when I turn 65 .

This is gonna be making it up . It was a couple cats . They was on the breakfast club and they were talking about boxing . How , if you think about some of the great Now , mind is Floyd . Right , take Floyd out . Now he's an anomaly . Take Floyd out , but mind is Floyd . All the greatest boxers have losses . Yeah , so that's what they were saying .

Oscar de la .

Jolla . They lost a worthy opponent , alexis Arguello Bueh-Burdo Durant .

Aaron Pryor , donald Curry .

Larry Holmes , pinklin Thomas that might have been a stretch . Shout out to Pinklin Thomas , though . Anyway , show enough , dog . I have nothing against any of them cats . I mean , you know you win some , you lose some , someone's got to lose . But they also said that .

Even though , like Floyd Sugar Shane had him .

But it was almost like Sugar , shane was with .

Dale Hoyer . How many times did Floyd fight Triple G ?

He did fight Triple G . Huh yeah , we might have to look this stuff up , cause you know he's going to be spitting stuff they going to be like uh , triple G ain't no damn rival , yeah .

but he was , he was good .

When he was younger .

yeah , when he was younger . It's just , he didn't fight him till he got older .

I know that last fight he fought , he fought who did he fight .

Triple G .

Yeah , he fought somebody . He got black , but he was just old .

Yeah , but listen now . I think if Floyd fought back in the 80s , I think he would have lost or two .

Oh , they tried to build up , uh , Manny .

Pacino . I thought he got disqualified in one of his fights .

Floyd . Floyd never lost . He's 51 or not .

I know what I'm just saying I thought he got disqualified . Somebody got disqualified .

Yeah , no , not Floyd , floyd never lost . But it's just saying that's what I said

Yeah right , so let's just say he wins .

Okay , now I lost two , but , but I'm still beating everybody .

Yeah , still beating everybody . It's like Roy Jones . Roy Jones could have beat anybody except for Tarver . Yeah , for some reason Tarver couldn't beat nobody but Roy Jones . Yeah , prince of Cola in the house .

Shout out to Roy Jones man , that dude , when that cat was sitting up there and do like that chicken man listen and Stan , I'm going to tell you look , here's the thing . See , now we didn't guys started with this boxing thing . So Roy Jones .

Oh no , go ahead . No , so I misspoke . So he never fought triple G . I was thinking , man , he packed you out .

Okay , he fought .

Pacquiao twice . Okay , he fought Pacquiao twice , yeah , so they tried to make that a rivalry , but he waited till Pacquiao got old .

Yeah , but they both got old together though that's not what happened .

They did what .

They should have fought .

Pacquiao and to pack out tested negative steroids .

Is that why ?

Because he was testing . He kept testing , but what Peds ?

PEDs .

Yeah , whatever they call it , you know not the kids stuff PEDs , Peds , Peds .

PEDs Performing enhancing drugs Right ? You don't remember this .

He said he didn't want to . He wouldn't fight Maddie Pacquiao until he tests to do a test .

Right , right , yeah , maddie refused , him refused .

then he found it About six , eight months later he took the test negative and got his ass beat down .

Right , a Florida bad boy .

And then Maddie stepped in the ring with that , with that Mexican dude , you know , canella , not Canella , not Canella .

He knocked him to fuck Mallorca .

Knocked him to fuck out . He fought like three times .

It wasn't Mallorca , was it ? I don't know ? Hey , I know well . Everything to me in the 80s , maybe early nineties , was like the golden years , because that's when I was a kid .

Oh shit , Tyson came out .

Man that's years . Tyson would knock people out . I missed the Tyson fight . I remember running to the bathroom real quick Lexus .

Wild Marquez .

He fought him three times Wildman and Will Marquez . Yeah , okay , yeah , you were saying , yeah , the golden era , yeah , no , no yeah , well for me , even before Tyson , when it was a Living Stone Bramble , like I said , alexis Arguello , Julio Cesar Chavez , ray Boom Boom Mancini .

Yeah .

Oh , I'm telling you , that's when you was like , that's when they used to have fights on a Saturday two o'clock in the afternoon on Wide World of Sport , and it was to be a championship fight . Yep , you know , you got to sit up here and get a fire stick or no , you got to wait the fucking midnight before the fight starts .

Oh yeah , and we didn't have fight parties , we just had parties .

Well , yeah , it was just a bunch of lefts going on , but I had lefts going on Like growing up like we didn't have like cable or nothing .

Right , right , so it wasn't no television watching parties or nothing .

Yeah , man , I had lefts .

You know what I'm saying .

We didn't have all that cable . We had a 40 foot antenna , finally , and my mom bought a satellite about the biggest . That pool right there . Yeah , I remember my grandparents had it , that's something so big Boy , the first one she got you had to go out there and crank it by hand .

I think one of my boys , danny . They had one in the back . He looked like he was going to like to the news station .

Yeah .

And you like what the hell they go motherfucker to .

Yeah , I remember my grandparents .

SACCOM one .

SACCOM two all that . My grandparents got that satellite man . We were so happy they looked . They all grew up .

Yeah , and then you know what ? It was a crazy thing .

I remember when we did have bootleg though they started scrambling them up Channel by channel . They started with Playboy . That sounded like it turned blue on me . You just be clear to be able to turn blue .

Then you just had to look between the squiggly lines , you had to see a nipple .

No , and then you had to crank the satellite really slow , and then you could find the American Ecstasy Channel , like that one .

Yeah yeah .

Triple X yeah , that's where the good stuff was .

Yeah , crank it real slow , though , like .

God , you see it , is it in Come ?

in yet .

Not yet . One more click Get in that motherfucker , come in . And that's how we used to get our Kong crew moving too , though .

Oh yeah , Saturday mornings or what so I ?

got a question , so I can't remember when Pay Per View became a big deal when Tyson . Was it Tyson ?

What did you think was it ? Yeah , because listen .

Yeah , because that's when .

When Ray and Hertz and Hagler that was .

HBO , that was HBO . That was HBO . All the ones that's on HBO , hbo fights .

Yeah .

When Don King took over Tyson's ? Is that when ?

That's when Pay Per View came out . We were about to oh look , what am I grabbing this for ?

Because it was called King Vision . It was called King Vision . It wasn't Pay Per View , it was called King Vision Only in America Remember they called it King .

Vision . Hey , Don King gets from Cleveland , Ohio . I just wanted everybody to know that oh age .

That would explain a lot . That would explain a lot right there .

Yeah , pay Per View's changed , living in .

America . And then Don King was giving people millions of dollars . See , don King was giving millions of dollars for a fight . But see , he said , okay , here's your million , y'all go fight . But he kept all the proceeds from the merchandising the Pay Per View .

He kept that and all that .

So he was raking them over the code . He gave you $10 million , he made $150 million . If he gave you $50 million , he made $200 million .

Hey guess what ? Hold on , I got some information right here . This is the first major Pay Per View event was on September 16 , 1981 . This event was Sugar Ray Leonard and Thomas Hearns for the Wealth Weight Championship . I could have sworn . I thought that was on HBO . I thought it was on HBO too .

But I guarantee I think that was on HBO . No , probably if you had HBO , you got it .

But you could also pay for it .

Yeah , that's probably what it was .

In 80 , then you know what we would have to watch that on local TV . We had a satellite . That's what it was . On what In the 80s ?

That was 81 .

81 .

Yeah , no , that's what I'm saying . We had a satellite then .

Yeah , no , I remember whose house we went over One of my buddies that I played football with . We went over . It's so funny they twins . Yeah , they weren't identical , but that's crazy . 81 . Kenny and FooFoo or was it Kevin ?

That's what I'm .

Yeah , that's interesting , don King made a lot of money man somebody said the this thing says the first home paper view cable television broadcast was Floyd Patterson versus man . That's in the 50s , yeah , in 1960 . Well , that's the home broadcast , though .

They're used to antenna .

It's probably about $80 , $90 . Man listen , if you don't have , fires too .

I know huh .

I've been telling all our secrets .

I ain't say nothing , you just ditch all yourself .

We can either confirm nor deny .

That's entrapment .

That's worse than the Will Smith slap . All I said is if you don't have fires stick .

That's entrapment , oh hell no .

Hey , I know I wanted to talk about that teacher that got fired dancing with that student . That's crazy . Did you see that ?

No , I did not see that . Was it a male teacher ?

Female , you already know .

They've been trying to find her , though probably Listen , here's the

What state is that ? There's absolutely no way a man , because it's still double standard . What state is that ? But there's absolutely no way a man ? I don't know . I was wondering was it in this country ? No , it had to be in this country if it was another country .

Oh , that's the teacher , yeah .

I don't blame young man .

He look like he having fun , huh .

She look like she having fun too .

Damn . Well , I don't know now , and wait , this is what I'm thinking . Well , I'm thinking , since they had so many teachers that slept with students this year .

So look now . So what's the whole ? They say was this a graduation party ? Or because I'm trying to think now , I don't know- I gotta find out .

We'll just go with . Legally it's not wrong , but morally it's wrong .

Because if that was a graduation party , I mean homeboy graduated .

Who cares ? I think it was probably the way she was dancing with us . So If he graduated , so you think he hit it .

Nah , he didn't , you know , he didn't .

So yeah you , you , you .

I'm speculating right now , maybe you did yeah , just like he did with that fire stick . People Speculate .

See , there he goes snitching . I didn't say nothing . I didn't say anything about anyone here having a fire stick . I got a fire stick . I use it to watch TV sometimes , oh I know I watch Netflix on the fires too .

Netflix For some reason Netflix on the TV gets it buffers a lot .

It's not the message to me and I need to get my own Netflix .

Oh , so you got the message . So you finally got the message .

If you like to continue the services , they said you pay $19.99 or something like that . Yeah , and it's gonna come to like $21.71 .

Damn , I'm not like now I'm good , you ain't gonna get it . No , he's straight , yeah , he's straight , you're straight .

You can do it without the movie . You can do it without the movie . Well , they got actors , I get it when the actors go back , when the actors go . Hey , you know , I just realized this . I watched the Clone Tyrone . Okay , you know this might not be movie segment time or whatever , it doesn't make any difference . But my thing is that was a good movie .

I heard different . I heard you can talk about something that's already out . If it's not out , you can't talk about it . You can't promote something that's not out , because I was . I can't remember what I was listening to today . But they were saying , yeah , he was promoting stuff that was already out .

That was already out , okay . So now let's just say , for instance well , I know the writer strike was going on Because they mentioned it , but even at one point Bill Bellamy was like , oh man , I wish we could talk about this movie , because I guess the you know , the mics were still hot and it was done .

Why hey why I ain't currently . I ain't currently in . He's got to pay money to be in . He's got one of them damn profiles .

But y'all this was in 0708 .

Oh no , I don't care about that . Luminati , no care bro .

Well , I'm talking about they clawed .

I'm not even in it , I'm not even in it what I'm gonna do here .

Hey , did you watch what you gotta do ?

Huh , I'm leaving .

Ha , ha , ha , ha , ha , ha , ha ha .

Ha , ha , ha , ha , ha , ha , ha , ha , I'll tell you that's a clone , hey you hey , who's a ?

who saw ? The pictures who put that thing out with the AI . Remember that girl , which one would you pick ? Oh , yeah , I think my brother sent that right . Okay , so your brother put it out . Remember ? They had the two pictures of the ladies and it was like , oh , which one would you pick ? And they was picking the AI . I'm tongue mad .

Sky Net , baby Sky Net .

That's a company name , Sky Net .

Yeah , what you do . Do they like to stock or something ? Yeah .

Sky Net , so you were investin' in something that's gonna take over .

I'm not even investin' my demise . Ha , ha , ha , ha . That's in marijuana .

That's not demise .

That's for when you once you turn 65 and you start forgetting everybody Selectively .

Yeah selectively yeah .

I guess , yeah , you got it . Smoke weed and eat carrots . No , that hey Prove your memory .

I just saw this today too . They say if you do four minutes I mean y'all can look it up , if y'all believe me If you do four minutes of vigorous exercise , it can be four minutes at a time , or if you do at least four minutes a day it can cut down on your chances of getting cancer . Now I only report what I heard .

That's a lot of sex . What if you ?

break it up two minutes here .

No , and they said you can they said so taking the steps , playing with your kids , anything that gets you out of breath ? Now , most people think , especially sometimes the kind of platform that we have , you would think sex .

That would explain a lot though .

I think that's really what they were trying to explain but you know she wanted to be ladylike . And be like oh yeah , anything that'll get you out of breath , bitch . Go ahead and say , even getting your back stretched out , you can go ahead and say it , we get it , we get it .

That would explain the cutoff , because they want you to die first . That's why they say men always die first . We get cut off and then , depending on our swag and looks , it might take us six , seven months to replace that . Right , right , right . Know what I'm saying . So how many years off your life did that take , you know , minus your four minutes a day .

So you figure , I was just wondering . I was just wondering if beating your meat count .

That could be . You don't get it , man , if somebody get it .

I don't get tired doing that .

Yeah , somebody get out of breath for messing around with they self . Now they are truly , truly out of shape .

They're out of shape right there . But I guess you would have to go all out with the low shit .

You almost got to have a like that love to shit . Yeah , Maybe , oh , what do they call it ? Remember .

If you making love to your beat or you beating your meat , that's like fucking and making love , right .

Remember , when they talk about in prison , they make that little glove or something like that . I know I heard it . You can look it up , it'll pop up . It's like I don't want to know . They say you take like a sock and some lotion and whatever it is .

I still got a little bit of money . I don't need sock .

Just tell them you don't need that , you just go ahead and get some living flesh .

I just pay it . Pay the cost to be the boss .

Hey , you got to pay to play . Pay for it somewhere .

I got a story . I had a motherfucker tell me that once he said you old man , you got to start paying .

Is that when you know you owe , that's when you know you owe when you got to start paying .

I said you want this , you got to pay . You know you still got a little pride left , but you be like shit how much .

Hey , as you get older , you're pride goes , dr Wonder .

You didn't say a number of things

This is allocated Koochie fund . Yeah , yeah , this is allocated Koochie fund . Just for you ACS , acs .

Yeah .

Here we go right there Allocated .

Koochie fund you need to make a logo and put that in the middle of it .

Yeah , there we go , we need to patent it . Yeah , don't take it , we said it here . And we're going to make t-shirts .

Something like a backwards dollar sign or something .

Yeah , yeah , with the . Remember the little plastic wallets you used to have or whatever , like as a kid had the calendars all on the back . Or you remember the one you squeezed and it pop open , right , didn't have one of those and this .

Now that's like a change purse . Yeah , yeah , that thing , you just call them change .

Yeah , yeah , you kind of put coins in it , you squeeze it Exactly . Yeah , yeah .

So you used to have one of those .

Yeah , that would be the thing .

No demand one and the woman had to look purse . Yeah , right .

Exactly the demand . One was and you wipe .

You squeeze it , it pop open and you put the man in Exactly so .

Now , when you squeeze the Koochie , it pops open .

We got to stop talking about this . And you put coins in it . We got to put these in production . Yeah , you're still in our deal right now .

I know .

You see that that thing is bad . Squeeze the Koochie .

That thing is going to pop open .

It's going to pop open , throw a couple quarters in there . I'm talking about our Brandon , our ACF Brandon .

That's what I'm saying .

You know , it's just going to go , we're going to get a T-shirt . Come on with a logo . Yeah , all right , all right .

Sterling's supposed to be the T-shirt guy too . He makes all that stuff .

If you want one of my , I can choose one of my .

Oh yeah say I'll tell you that's a jack of all trades right there , that is a jack of all trades .

Yeah , pretty cheap too .

Oh , you say it pretty cheap . Yeah , I yeah . We still gotta get to , still wait for nobody's talking podcast .

Thank you .

Number four .

Well , no , I'm number three , so I can just get all triple X is I want to ?

medium . I'm losing weight . I want to meet .

I ain't a triple X . Yeah , hey , I'm . I'm wearing my stuff true to size .

I'm in my large slash , you know well , t-shirts , you never know what , slash me , yeah cuz yeah , cuz some t-shirts are large . I'm on fit summer medium . If you go to the dollars , to them get a wife beater . Don't , motherfucker , fit great .

Oh , it's a dollar store , they do . Long to I don't have the confidence to wear what they long , though I don't .

Oh , you make a good redneck .

Dog listen .

I don't slam , and shit I do is get to slow your voice down a little bit .

Do . It is out of control . Look , see , I , when I see people wearing when , even not even him , but when I see cats wear them , the beaters I'm talking about the real beaters you know , kind of , you know with tummy and stuff . It's a real one .

Just great .

Hey , I said it there and be like man , you know what I Wish I could . You know what I'm aware , beater .

I'm aware . Be there and go to dollars , though . Get the big ones , and they're and they really long , so they fit you perfect . Get your white one too .

See , that's why I can't so you look like Tyree . No , I can't , I can't baby boy . No , I can't wear you , wear beaters .

I got a couple , I got few .

I can't wear until I'll tell about out in public .

I've never worn one out public .

You gotta face your fears .

That's a lot of attention .

Joe , I'm gonna X supermodel , so hold on , okay . So so I look at , I look at Joe . I think it depends on the color beater you wear , though .

We're a great one . It don't really look like a wife beater , look like a regular . See , you know , I only wear black and gray anyway , okay you know , I have yeah cuz you know what I've never seen you wear white .

I saw a nice peach color on time and I was gonna get it . I was like I'm giving it . I want this dude to wear this . You wouldn't wear it was , it's just look you would look like you , would look like Miami you'd be like , oh man , this dude look like probably wouldn't , though , damn , you know Black and we've got two loose now I wouldn't do it .

What ?

you think you might , might you know ? Yeah , you can't say .

Bad case of mistaken identity .

Yeah , okay , I got it I .

Didn't have anything with that .

He's putting you in a blender , claire for Casey's throwing you in the blender .

I mean first time I was taking identity .

I just want to make sure that's what I was good Taser , well the heart attack . Listen man don't you go about all the conspiracy every ?

Conspiracy .

Joe , tell us what you're making for the week we have you made it .

Oh , I was gonna . Tonight I'm gonna make some stuff first , oh , how's your hip doing .

Oh , my hip is doing . You got .

You got an update To people about I'm always I'm almost back , ready to take that back , back , push , the push back .

The balance back , push back .

I'm about ready to take the bush back . Okay , okay , doing that physical therapy had me doing all the female exercises .

Female exercise . You know them , hip thing , oh no hip .

And some of them be doing a lot of weight .

No , the hip thrusters are good .

Man , but you're straight , it's coming back though your strength .

I'm just , I'm strong . This is the CIA secret heart attack gun .

What is real ?

Ain't never seen one , but hey , yeah , it says CIA's .

Heart attack gun and the bizarre story behind it . We'll tell you . I bought this one on another story give us time to research it Snopes .

And that and that's read it before I , so I know right right . Okay , damn you a , I will get you .

So you got to have a with Joe . You have to have a defect , defect that he recognizes , because if you , like he said , you come in here next week , you , your fingers are straight . You don't think I'm blown like Tyrone .

He's gonna walk out , they clone , they're gonna come out , perfect . Yeah , what is defect ?

Yeah , you ain't gonna have a crooked finger .

No I am . And then you know , tackle insults , they might stop .

Hey , they say they learn , they learn you . So I guarantee right now AI probably boy has all our voices right because they I think it says it only needs a couple minutes , yeah , I think like two minutes , two minutes of your voice .

You think they just got a giant computer somewhere hooked up to a machine . Just listen to all these podcasts .

Man a .

Listen every phone call , every broadcast , everything you had to listen to .

You , they messed wrong .

Believe me , say them code words that jeans , both the same . What are they ?

You know what they are pineapples .

I just think you swinging in oh .

Guess what . I do have a question . I do have a question . Now . I'm telling you this we was watching the Wonder Years . Okay , now , I Think I might have mentioned this before one time too . I used to watch this show called games . People play , right . I think it was only two , maybe three seasons , but they had a party . It was called a key party .

Who has a ?

1971 , pinto that's my 1971 pinto , when they have those like that you just pretty much know they would have a mean greet first , and then you get invite .

So yeah .

You know , like because you can view who's going to the party . You know I'm saying okay .

And then they're like okay , okay , okay , you know you don't like that .

I'm no go yeah no , I was just . I mean , if you do , you roll the dice , then you roll the dice .

Yeah , yeah , I mean you , I'm pretty sure Did my , and then I was wondering where they found , where they real , because the key part is I was doing some research yesterday Like seeing if they were real , because I've seen them on two episodes . One was on a recent episode of the wonder years , the most recent episode , and then I seen one .

I know stuff , those on .

I'm sure they still do that , but I'm sitting up here like I .

Don't think they do keep parties yeah .

Yeah , they do . Now you just show up . I'ma go to one .

Yeah , we're gonna go taking , I'm not gonna you got to get invited .

I don't have to put my keys in a bowl , though , so we just can't roll in there just to kind of sit up against the wall and just check the atmosphere .

First of all , you got to find out where it's at .

Oh , how you gonna know where it's at if you're not in that circle ? Yeah , not , I did , it's true . Yeah , that's true , you know me gotta be in that circle , yeah like I said .

I think they have a like . I'm pretty sure they had key party , but I'm good . I was likely they was all in there and everybody knew one another .

Right see because they were saying they think a lot of it was just a figment of men's imagination .

Imagination just kind of like no maybe they have some of a past it off as you drop your key in the , in the bowl , and if you're too drunk to drive , you don't get it back .

Okay that makes sense .

Hmm , it's then a . All I know is this on games , on games people play , shout out to Jackie Long , man , man , that cat . His reaction was so real when his chick whoever the dude was Pick the like you know who's in the Jaguar or whatever man . That shit was so funny , dog , because I saw myself .

It should be dogging , what they call it dogging . So they just go set up at the park and we're walk by this , give them a Hummer , oh .

Good Lord , her mercy man , joe , is a wealth of information . I am so happy to have you on this Nobody's talking podcast . You can follow us on Twitter Nobody's talking one IG Nobody's talking podcast yeah , so and . Gmail . Nobody's talking podcast at they have spots .

Most of them was like , I'm gonna tell you , most of them was like , you know the other people , but white people , yeah , you can say that majority of our .

See this right here . Right here it says the myth of key parties .

But I'll tell you what you know , what the National Guard at that park over in tipi .

Yeah , Papa go .

Yeah , that was one , so just walk by and the chick is just blow .

I could be anybody , the others . I do remember one time they used to catch people up there . The police did you know ?

and it was just like whoever yeah .

I live right , right there , you , my brother had an apartment over there , I said it's crazy .

Didn't even know then you know and Mason .

They used to have the the . The gh is out there and the city made them close . They're way to have what them glory holds , that they said they made them close them up .

And in a restaurant .

Mesa of all places , man .

Chandler . I tell you what that's just . That's a show , that's a series called Glory holds secrets . Glory holds secrets , and majority that that's shot here in Phoenix . Glory holds secrets for shot majority .

So you just stick your . No , they , they use to pee in a glory hole .

Well , they have a . They would have certain bookstores or whatever to have them , but most of them they made them close all that shit up .

What's the show called ? Again Glory .

Hold Secrets . Yeah , google it , look it up . Good , that's , gracious , that's crazy shit hey . I'm telling you hey , you'll be fine . Oh , my cookies , my cookies , oh no .

Hey , I'm going to hey .

Hey , we got to start , we got to start doing some research for the show . Hey , sterling Sterling said he ready to do some some research . What are you ready to do On what he just said ? He's ready to research Whatever .

Well , maybe you should sign him up for the thirst trap we're going to grease him up .

We're going to grease him up . Let him do some pull ups out there . That's right . Ain't nobody ever let's see . Look , we should grease Joe up . He got on this beat . He's going to do it . We're going to grease you and rod up Y'all , y'all , the thick one could come Monday He'll be single , glory , oh man listen .

All I know is this what's the truth right ?

Well , this dude said he was ready for some research .

So man , I'll let's see his porn sites .

Pop it up for glory hall secrets .

Yeah , that's what it is . Oh , but that's a series , that is the series and that there was most of a shot out there .

Like a Mason channeler , Tempe Okay .

All right , my bad job . I got you the porn guru . No listen , that's good .

That's good . That's good , that's like that ?

What is a series ? No , listen , here's the thing .

It ain't no movie .

Hey , if you want to know something . If you want to know something , you got to ask .

Like I said , you know , Dan will , they ain't gonna have no documents .

I don't know .

I don't know , I was about to go to Netflix the confession of a prostitute ?

Yeah , they ain't gonna show nothing . They ain't gonna show nothing at all .

Man , they like to shut you down .

Oh yeah .

They already limited it with the movies you can watch .

Hey , I've told you the actors .

Them codes work .

The Netflix codes ? What codes ? I don't even know about them .

Man , I sent you them codes .

What those codes ?

Yeah you just type in the code and they it'll be like a list of movies .

You know how it works ? Oh , you talking about the secret that they have like some secret movies or something .

It ain't secret movies . It's just like Netflix learns what you watch .

Right .

And it will stick to what you normally watch Right . It won't like the movies . Like , if you go in there the movies that you won't watch or they don't think you will watch , they won't even appear on your TV . Just say like , like , even if you search for it .

I know every damn black show will be popping up . I know that for sure . Hey , they sometimes even change the little logo . I'm at the icon . Yeah , the little icon to like if it's a black person in the show and they have them . They have had them up there .

No , I have seen that for a black full station There'll be one black person in the room and then , there'll be one black person in the movie and then you send a pair of black . Oh , hold on , but I like black sportation Three the hard way .

Oh yeah .

Three the hard way , she coffee . Yeah , that's all black sportation Kong Vue .

Joe , yeah , god , y'all Manless . Oh , that's all . That's all the good stuff .

Type in Jim Kelly boy . He had some good . Pd we strong into the dragon was considered black sportation Into the dragon .

Bruce Lee yeah , because they had Karim Jim Kelly yeah .

Yeah , that's crazy .

I got them footprint on that oh yeah .

That was fist to fury .

Oh yeah , that was well and no , no , karim wasn't in the dragon , no , he wasn't yeah . No , Jim Kelly was in .

And they dropped .

Yeah .

Because , you're not in that one where they had to go to the top .

Hey , do you know , if I say If I see that Bruce Lee , I remember I was a kid Right and you know they used to have a little karate stores when you can buy like a little ninja outfit , and I remember this was on Arlington and they had the Bruce Lee .

Yeah , you parted , I bet you parted .

I won't . I was gonna pull off that . I love Bruce Lee dog .

Those outfits they were wearing , hell yeah .

I'm wearing the wife beater tomorrow . Watch and in honor of Joe , looking like Bruce Lee Roy , I'm gonna be like Joe . I'm like . Joe made me do this . Bruce Lee Roy , I'm gonna put it on . Put a sign on my back . Joe made me do this . He was a bully . It made me wear a beater .

I could probably wear all the other colors except for white . White just looks . No , I can't .

No , I gotta wear , I can't wear other colors . White , white is where you gotta wear , man . I can wear a gray , I can wear a black . I'm telling you see , that's what I see . Here's the thing , though .

That white would just that is on that .

That thing about it is his is on .

His is on been washed away .

Thing about white Mine had been washed away .

Joe all of all I wear is white . I got white . I got some white . I wear white , I wear white .

I wear out and I make sure it's a little chicken grease and a little dirt hampering on it .

You like you working males dining , speaking of that , maybe little water ?

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You know what , right there on grand . Grand and what good breakfast there .

That's male's diary Remember , remember males diner from the TV show .

Yeah , where's the cross ? Your grand and like 20? .

Yeah , you probably . Just if you , if you Google it , it'll probably take you 24 that .

Okay .

Oh , by the camera back .

No , what time ? What ?

time they called what downtown downtown . Check it out . I think this is due breakfast .

I'll be honest with you , just to let everybody know .

Go in and answer it . Go in and get your grits , yeah .

Male Mega millions is , I think , at 920 million . I need to go get my tickets .

When is the draw tonight Tonight ?

Damn it and you know what . So I missed it . I missed the cutoff , oh yeah . So what you got to do ? You just better hope nobody hits , because then for Tuesday the drawing the jackpots going to be a billion dollars . Oh man , Hold up .

Man who did this yeah , the .

AI . Yeah , see , listen to this , this is what I'm talking about . You can't believe anything anymore . Like , absolutely nothing . Like how listen , how would you even date , like if you're sitting period , if you're single and if you want to , because you can , almost you know they talk about oh well , I can't get catfish because we're going to FaceTime .

Why can't you get catfish ? You can get catfish now , exactly .

You can do like .

AI . No , you see the makeup job they do these days .

Oh yeah , oh , I know , I've seen like , like boys and stuff .

Not boys . They look like some of the females . Oh , yeah , oh they be right till they put a makeup on .

Yeah , oh , I've seen those videos where yeah , they be toe up and then they put this makeup on . Yeah .

Night and day , yep .

And we put a lot of it too .

No , exactly Because we do . We get you know . They'd be like oh , everybody's beautiful in God's eyes she is . Well , everybody ain't beautiful in my eyes , bullshit . No , that's what I'm saying . They're not , Joe . How mad would you be .

You show up at the bar . You pick up a chick . She got all that cake makeup on . You take her home in the morning . She stayed the night . If you allow it , you're going to allow her to stay the night , but she washes her face and she looked 100% up To the floor . Yeah , you going to be mad as hell .

Nah .

My bad , I was after the wrong person .

Ask me , listen , we , we still , we got we got . I mean I did , nah , I wouldn't be mad . Well , go ahead , I'm going to let him answer , because it's , it's , it's a one , it's , it's a one night . It's one hitter quarter .

Yeah , one hitter quarter . She got to keep that shit on . She want to come back . She take it off .

And make sure she have it on when she come back .

I got to crack around the eyes and shit .

You're like , yeah , I'm good . Okay , so you look at chick on social media or whatever . Y'all y'all play out on meeting Right . She got the filters on Right you show up .

I didn't have . I've been down this road already .

I didn't work out Filters , ain't that , and you just you write it out I'm not a , I'm not a hurtful person . I'm talking to her . She , she , she go from looking like Janet Jackson to a booger wolf . You just show up and she just looked like a booger wolf . You're going to ride that ?

out . I used to mess with a girl they call booger bad .

You can't ask , joe Duck . Never mind , never mind , never mind .

Never mind . Listen the bad thing about me . He's called a booger bad . Hypothetically speaking . Hypothetically , I would never get to that point because I already told you I'm not a big makeup at , I'm double . When I say , literally Now , if you put on makeup , now totally different yeah but I mean no , I need to see , listen , this is how I mean minus .

thing Is that okay , fellas . I mean , I'm cool with extensions and if well , I'm gonna teach you some fellas right now . Face complexion got a match the bottom of her neck .

Yeah .

That's it . Don't match . Keep it move , keep moving . That's true . But then when she be all nice and brown up here and then you start going down there and that motherfucker black as me Shit .

I've been .

I've been catfished . I want to know when did all this ? But the I went , it all started though you know , I mean , that's been centuries .

I mean you know .

Of makeup . What's the thing going around now ? I've seen on social media they talk about women . You know they go out get their hair done and their nails done , their makeup done ?

they talk about all and they get snatched . You know all this stuff doing with this next do their face , and then but then they turn around and say they want a real nigga right .

So it's like you ain't real from the start , exactly yeah , I want a real man . Yeah , listen , but you ain't real .

You want a man with money .

You get some money .

I got money you get some money .

Just say it . You know that , you know . Let's say John , you want his money , just say it . But see , then they underestimate the ugly guy . That's how they end up with . Ugly guy Mother be packing , they hooked on them .

I'm gonna treat you good . No , I'm gonna be packing right right .

You need one time going that motherfucker and tear shit up . You can go in there like a hurricane . That gonna be she tatum sugar walls up .

You got to give a guy a chance , shit . I'm telling you , it's all you are used to be a used to be a .

Middle of Jackson used to say so you want to get , you want to want somebody to give it to you . Good , find your ugly man , because they don't get it too often . When he get it , he gonna tear it up .

We're gonna , we're gonna have to reach out to our resident female . I .

Think it's a lot of us in the moment , them co-hosts . You know I'm saying you said you think a lot of us in the morning like they , some of them , they don't intend on it and it happens Just like we do sometimes .

Oh , let me do the same thing right , right , right , two bear , three bear , no man .

I can't believe I did that .

He'd be like man , like how you get up out that situation , like you gonna call me tomorrow .

Yeah .

Just hold the leg up for me like goodness gracious .

No , that is dog that now .

But they do the same shit we do . I think a lot of it just happens dance like you know , like you don't intend on , like man , no , but alcohol does play a lot . I remember I went to a bar one time and this girl was in there and I'm like damn . I remember thinking like man , she is like not nobody's type .

Wait , you said she is not nobody's type . I was just thinking that , right .

OK , OK , OK . I'm thinking that and me and my partner sitting there , we drinking and drinking and drinking , and I looked over at him and I said man , she looked that good when she came in and now she didn't . Duh .

She went too bad .

now she smiles , she's had popcorn in the mouth and shit .

You said if you're like , well yeah , but this may go down tonight , and after the morning I play my cards right .

She left . After the no , I didn't do that . Oh , I thought the story was going .

Oh no , I've done much worse in that . Oh goodness gracious , we're going to talk about that . That's another issue , another story . That's you .

And we're going to say that for , yeah , special guests next time , yeah , yeah , well , we thought we had one , but yeah , I know they kind of .

They kind of flaked out on my little bit .

I guess didn't show up , so you got us three . We is going to have some Interesting conversation , hey we see we always good , no matter what .

Oh , before we leave , I want to say it was absolutely right , I did like it , even though he sold the cell to the devil . It was good . Right , it was good .

Oh , what we talking about ?

Mission impossible , mission impossible possible , oh , although he sold the cell to the devil .

So here's the thing oh , barbie , it's not for kids . Oh yeah , no , barbie is not for . Yeah yeah yeah , barbie is not for kids . You got to watch that clone Tyrone . Mission impossible is good .

I went to see mission impossible . That was people all just the pink at the kids and they're the full kids .

Oh , going to see the dog ? Yeah , no , it ain't . No , no , it's not .

It's not .

It's not at all it's kind of like Sausage Party Really .

Is it really ?

that bad . Like with metaphors and all that stuff . Yes , yeah .

Some of the stuff . That Sausage Party was straight . Oh no , no , it was both . It's not it's not Vogue at all , it's just like some of some of the stuff you know , you know like you say is very , it's very nostalgic , especially now there was , it did

It was high as gross a movie of the year .

Yeah , they hyped it up a lot .

No , they did real good . I didn't even want to see it , and then , all of a sudden , I was like you know what I said ?

I ain't going to see that , and we well see everybody that mom got on pink yeah .

Joe was front row .

Joe , that's what I'm going to do I'm going to get you a pink beater .

That still ain't going to see Barbie , though .

We're going on .

that All right y'all , how are you ?

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