"The SHOCKER"

Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast . We are here with a special guest host . Superman is not in the building , nor is Silky Smooth Johnson , that's right . But obviously you know you hear Alabama Joe aka Rodeo Joe , aka Hard Mike's Lemonade Harder .

Harder .

Mike's Lemonade .

Harder Mike's . Lemon's right , this is your boy , the chocolate one , the syrup man . I want to sit up here and dedicate this slow jam to that special young lady in the corner . I know you've been watching them purses all day oh the purse watcher .

Man , that's my dad . Man , I lived off purse watchers like a motherfucker lived off motherfucking .

I said tacos , we're going to put on Jack in the box .

We're going to put Rony on , for You're going to tell me Jack in the box didn't get y'all through college Jack in the Box . We're going to put Roni on , for You're going to tell me Jack in the Box didn't get y'all through college nigga . Jack in the Box , nigga Two for 99 goddamn cents . Well , I guess , this is going to be brought to you by .

Jack in the Box and the Purse Watchers , the .

Purse Watchers Association International Purse Watchers .

That's what I'm talking about . The ladies stand up . Association International , international purse watchers . That's what I'm talking about . The ladies stand up . Anyway , welcome IPW . Again , like I said , we appreciate it . Ipw baby .

That's right . They got a union , joe , that's right . Ipw International purse watchers .

Fees is $5 a month . That's right .

And you ain't got to look good yeah .

Hey girl , watch my purse for me . I'm going to dance Okay . He got a friend he got a friend , what's your ? Name . I remember a long time ago I said I was going to start Just printing up skits . We're going to start playing skits From people's no matter , hey look . From people's favorite sitcoms .

It don't matter what the name is . What's your name ? Cynthia , you know you a big motherfucker . Name Cynthia . Cynthia , you got the softest voice and shit .

You talk to her on the phone .

You ain't lying .

And you sitting up here like Damn that motherfucker bad right there .

Yeah , man , I think Alright , cynthia . You talk to her on the phone and you sitting up here like , damn that motherfucker . Bad right there . Yeah , like man , I think All right , cynthia .

See , they don't do that right now , but back in the day you sitting up here , I think I got me one .

I think I got me one . You know how a chick voice be so soft and shit . Then your voice gets soft every time she say something hey girl , what's going on ? Nothing , oh shit .

Alright , y'all , here we go .

Can I get ?

some soft water . We got your boy joining us today . He blessed us with his presence . Y'all already know . You know what ? Last week I left a couple names out . I'm sure I left a couple , but I forgot Antoine Winfield . Did I say Ricky Powers ? Ricky Powers ? Cam Pooler , rob Garnett Anyway , I don't know none of them .

Reggie Garnett .

Reggie Garnett , we all be 10 .

Burt .

Thornton , damon , reed Damon .

Speed Reed man , john McRae man , john McRae , was a hitter the Franklin brothers remember them . Good , lord Craig was a hitter . The Franklin Brothers , oh , remember them .

Good Lord , eric Reid . Eric Reid man , who else we got ?

The Farr Brothers . Oh yeah , the Farr Brothers , it was a . How many of them ? It ?

was four , wasn't it four ? Yeah , the twins , the two twins , the older brother and the younger brother , marvin . Yeah , y'all .

Oh , good Lord , that whole street Glendora , glendora . Eric Pratt , I'm telling you y'all . Cedric Campbell the Rankin . Hey , Chucky Booker , you don't know about that boy . You don't know about that boy .

Listen to this right here , all right , anyway , the voice y'all hear is none other than Christopher Casino , chris Club , chris Cactus , chris Juice , you going to get squeezed and masculine . Chris , chris , and clean your microwave , Chris , number 11 . It ain't .

Anyway , I'll be down that road .

We got Casino Chris in the building .

What's up ? What's up , good people .

Yeah . Since we on clean and shit . You ever been over to my motherfucking house , right ? You go to the house on like Monday , oh shit . And then you go back on Wednesday , same motherfucking dishes being in the same .

Oh dog , two days later , I think the only thing you will catch me with is maybe like a I don't know sitting there , like the protein , the protein . The protein .

Oh , the blender , that's not even dishes .

And the little blender thing that ain't no dishes you ain't got no burn marks on that shit .

I'm talking about shit with burn marks on it .

That shit ain't got no burn marks on it . Still got bacon grease in there , yeah .

Well , I ain't got bacon grease to keep your shit seasoned , so you can leave that in there . Oh , bacon grease . Leave that in there . Leave a little bit of bacon grease in the pot .

Boy , Don't take that shit out . You would know You're the chef .

Put that bacon grease in there and leave it in there Just pop it around a little bit .

Huh , what'd you make today ?

Oh yeah , you went to the little spot huh .

I wouldn't say that loud so I might be listening . He said everything was good over there .

Yeah , it's good , though it's motherfucking good . Just in case y'all don't know .

Hey , you know what I did . Have a question Remember the little jazz spot ? Is that still on ? Yes , it is the most 59th Hidden treasured place , 59th . And what Bell Bell Dude when I go in the front of it .

It's so banging , bro , you gotta it's by the bowling alley . Yeah . It's across the street . It's across the street .

Remember by Pope .

What is it ? Pope Winko ? Yeah , it's over . No , it's before Winko , before Winko , but it's Let me change the way . They have live music . Uh huh and you need . You don't get there early , your ass ain't getting in . And you can have a reservation and reserve it online For like 20 bucks .

What's the spot ? You said that's at Arrowhead now .

Oh , it's called Round 1 , round 1 shit . What's the spot you said ?

I said arrowhead now oh it's called round one , round one , yeah so I think it's like japanese on and and you need to be dressed impressed a little bit oh , I throw uh .

Yeah , that's the west side blues look like they . They out of mississippi they all sitting up here wearing stacy adams and giorgio brutini's .

Cap Calloway type shit Suits and hats . Man , I'm over here and matching shit . Them two-piece suits . Yeah , walk around and shit .

Yeah , you know how you had them hard bottom sandals .

Oh , no you gotta have shoes .

No , no , not sandals . I'm saying they shoes , but remember how you can see the skin . You know the skin on the top of their feet . What are those called ? You know you got something niggas .

I got something . Yeah , I got something .

He ain't want to say it . He ain't want to say it . He's like , yeah , I got something .

I can't laugh no more . You know how you get old your feet swell up you need something to breathe , yeah , the motherfucking you

know which ones I'm talking about . I know what you're talking about they Sunday shoes .

Yeah , but the four .

You can see that they skin .

They got the strap across . Yeah , yeah , you be like man .

Yeah , the one that Rachel took off the guy that hanging and shit yeah .

Oh , you remember that Bad Boys is coming out June 7th . Oh , come on , joe , don't do that I can't do it .

Oh , I'm being Kelly .

I can't do it , dog Can't do it . You can't go see Bad Boys . Nah , why not ? Why , for one Martin's old so ?

Dog , we all .

Nigga .

They said it's the best one Dog we all Can't be .

Can't be .

Which one ? The best one ? It was going to be better than that last one , number three , that the fucking one where he got shot and shit . Nah , it can't be . It's got to be better than that one .

I'm going .

I can't wait .

Ah damn , I can't wait . You got to go see that Joe . Or you're going to get it on the thing at your house ? I don't know , man .

Tell him . You can either confirm or deny . I can't confirm or deny ?

Yeah , you can't do that man .

It's got your limitations on that what you .

Oh shit . Man you know you go to prison streaming oh , it is a real thing , I'm saying Google it .

What's that ?

We all going then no , no , no , no . You got to do it the right way . You got your $10 scripts and shit . You good to go .

Hell yeah . So what is it ? Some good stuff in there , I don't know .

I don't eat out .

Oh yeah , you really don't huh , mm-mm . That's why I'm surprised .

I'll just give it to the kids .

Yeah , where you get it from ? Oh , it's only $10 ? Yeah , oh , that's good .

And you get some . You know I'm a vet , so I just Hell yeah , what you get like every year . No , no , no , the dude was selling them .

Oh , okay .

I do it for the vets . You know how it go , yeah .

That's good .

Should've got two , though Both kids .

Ten bucks yeah .

Summertime is here , I know Sundress season , I think we should have a pool party , Pool party time Coming up . Hey , I got a question for the masses . Now , this is just something you know .

now , what's wrong with your boy man ?

just think about that . You ever thought like damn .

Is he even going to make it ? Who the Ant ? Oh no .

He might even go make it a mile . I think a bird would get him for that , because that's far right there . That's a long way for an ant ? No that's far , they do it though .

Yeah , I mean just saying , if they , See that documentary on the soldier hands . No , I remember you talked about that man them motherfuckers moving whole colony .

And they cross a river , bro , A river . Shit them motherfuckers . Link up together , bro , and walk across each other's back .

So you know , everybody ain't making it .

Damn , those are bad motherfuckers .

Everybody's not going to make it . And then they create a line .

So when they carry the queen and shit the big ones there's all different sizes of motherfuckers the big ones create like a little tunnel and they just walk up through that shit , that shit . Them . Some bad motherfuckers Were this on like .

National Geographic or something like that . I got that . Hey , sometimes , luke , you know you got to be careful when you watch them shows , because that motherfucker ain't no joke , bro , I love animals .

Then they get in them termite , wars , Shit .

Termite wars .

Yeah , with all the ants . Like they have a termite mound , termite have a mound about this big . They hide them , ants , and go in that motherfucker and go at it , blow it up . They can't fuck with a termite . A termite spit that acid on a motherfucker , then that shit get hard and shit Ew .

Man , that motherfucker they done Shit they done .

But the ants be so mad at the motherfuckerers . They go there , drag them out , though , yeah , they go there Drag them motherfuckers out . That's crazy . I'm serious , bro , shit , I'm a . I'm a Natural geographic Motherfucker .

No , that's good , that's good , I guarantee Somebody that sat up here and thought about that Somebody's gonna google it .

No , but they cover ground , those soldier ants , they cover ground , though them motherfuckers ain't joking , they be moving , they be moving , all right damn , I think they can do it less than a day , bro , them motherfuckers be moving . That's crazy . When they move their queen , because you know bees and Because they don't stay in one spot too long , right , yeah ?

Speaking of ants .

I got to call my exterminator . I got fucking ants in my backyard .

Oh yeah , you got to get them .

It is about time , it's about treatment time now . No , they just sprayed them .

Oh yeah , he got to come back .

Then I got a whole motherfucking ant bed . It's close to the house .

Right where the house , right where the cool deck and shit meets the patio . It's close to the house , by the house . Yeah , right at the house . Oh yeah , right where the cool deck and shit meets . Yeah , the patio that motherfucking dug into the concrete . God damn , that ain't no joke . I get up there in a little pile of dirt . What the fuck is this ?

Yeah , see they looking for you right here . Who ? No , I said that my hands .

Yeah .

Cause they know you like National Geographic .

No , but man , you gotta get on that , that National Geographic .

Yeah , I like that .

Yeah , now , since we talking about Moving around , I got , I got , got to say this . I ain't wanna say it . So Everybody talking about , like , oh , they think the NBA is rigged and all that shit , right , moving around , I got , I got Got to say this , I didn't want to say it .

Man , dallas is the fifth seed , bro . They came all the way through that shit , that shit ain't great , the fifth seed they the fucking fifth seed In the West Coming out the West Shit the .

Lakers done that before . That motherfucker was a goddamn 13th they really wasn't a .

They really wasn't a .

That motherfucker was a 13th seed . They seed Came up to the goddamn final . Yeah , they seed ain't . No , they don't no , but I'm just saying , though they wouldn't put two whining on his team like that .

Now they ain't got . No , they don't have nobody to . They can't talk bad about Luka , exactly .

They can't talk bad about Kyrie no more , can't say shit about Kyrie , you know what they did .

Now they're going to try to pit Brown and Tatum . No , no , no .

They jumped on Tatum Talking about he need to prove himself .

He ain't did shit since he been and she been in Boston and shit . That's why I want them to win . Oh , that's why you want Boston to win . Make it short . But Kyrie asked hey , because I'm telling you it's good to watch games where you honestly Y'all have to worry about who win or lose .

Yeah , you just .

I mean I like Kyrie so I want Dallas to win , yeah , but I like Tatum , yeah , and Jalen Brown yeah , they got a squad and Derek White I'm going to tell you right now .

And fucking Holiday . Oh , I love Drew Holiday . Poor Singers ain't even playing .

I love Drew .

Holiday just because he dark skin . I'm from the dark skin category .

I don't give a damn how many niggas you put on Boston . I cannot root for the motherfuckers .

See , that's the only thing too , man .

I can't root for them . I can't do it .

It's Boston . We have to fight an Irish . That's .

Irish it ain't Boston , it is not the Celtics . I can't root for them . I don't give a damn how many niggas they put on the team .

So I know you don't care , but you really kind of want Boston to win .

Yeah just for Taylor .

Okay .

I'm going to make up the prediction .

Has Drew Holiday won ? He won with Milwaukee . When did he did he get traded ? This year or last year ?

Last year in like the middle of the season Before the deadline .

It's a few of them . I know one of them Holiday Brothers is married to a soccer player . I wonder , is it him ? I think his wife is on the USA soccer team . I think One of the Holiday Brothers . Yeah , like I don't know if it's Drew , oh Aaron , it's , either . I think it's Drew , aaron , it's , either I think it's Drew , his wife is a soccer player .

That's alright , but that's how Milwaukee got Dame they probably have some athletic kids .

Oh , that's how .

That's how Milwaukee got Dame . Damn . I don't know who is it . I don't know if it's the players or the coach . That's how Milwaukee got Dame . Yeah , damn , and I know this cat sitting up here like a boss .

I don't know if it's the players or the coach , but they sure fucked that whole season up , didn't they ? Who Milwaukee ?

They did Well . Giannis got hurt , though .

Man , please , they wasn't doing shit .

But you think they should have kept ? Yeah , why did they fire ?

Original coach man , they fired that cat for no reason they was in second place . Then he was like 30 and 13 .

Oh my God .

Doc River got down that motherfucking boy .

Dog , you can't keep your job , you can't win a game .

I'm going to tell you this I hate talking about Doc man .

Hey .

I was listening . That was a fucking limitation win . Ain't no motherfucking way .

Cancel time .

I would have took that job from that nigga like that . Ain't no way I couldn't do it . I'd be like man , why am I taking this job ? This man doing a good job ? I think Doc was like it's almost like he backdoored him . Hell , I could do that . I think it's almost like he backdoored him and shit he did just sign .

He was like an analyst or I don't know .

ESPN or somebody .

Who .

Doc , yeah , it was like the middle of the season , I'm just saying though how you gonna like .

He must have a clause in his contract .

I can see if the guy the guy would have just said hey , I don't want to do this , no more , I'm resigning , right . And they needed a coach . They didn't do that , nah that was his first they basically hired Doc before they even fired the motherfucker .

But we trying to figure out , why did he even get fired ?

I don't know , hey , listen . They talked about that too , you know a black man , get fired for getting some coochie shit he can give Harvey anything , that's yeah . All the other brothers there got some coochie . Yeah , that's unbecoming of a coach . You know , that too , Everybody get coochie , Don't they ? Yeah , but Coach can't get no coochie . No , no , no . But .

I think he was getting coochie from who was the coochie from though ?

I think the coochie was from an executive , from a higher up .

Yeah , she worked for the organization . She worked for the organization , bro , that's okay . Yeah , they do it all the time .

People always have sex with their coworkers and stuff huh .

Yeah , all the time .

You and stuff . Huh yeah , all the time You're going to tell me you ain't not one of your co-workers . Not now , Not a now motherfucking one Right now .

No , not right now .

Not right now because all you got is body parts . You go to jail for that one . I'm just saying you had the whole person .

See , that's it , that was it . I'm just saying you had the whole person . See that thing .

If you had the whole person Wait a minute you gonna tell me you wouldn't knock that Bullshit .

Hey , I'm gonna tell you what . I'm gonna tell you what it is . It is a couple girls man .

See , we work with all guys . Yeah , we , I mean man , we work with all guys .

We work with all guys . I might have done it a few times . I mean , it ain't the smartest thing to do , cause you gotta see them all the time .

But not , I'm talking about your superiors , yeah .

It's called fraternization .

No , I know what it is , but I'm saying , but your superior , oh yeah .

He said , no question , you done had sex with the boss before . Man . That motherfucker didn't even open the store . They had to call the number again .

Oh my God , I'll tell you , it is what it is .

But still , that's the second point .

Let's not talk about me . We talking about the doc and all that Right , look See I'm . I'm insignificant right now .

Right , you are insignificant , but you are .

Let's keep our personal stories . But the doc , but you are but my man from what was that Boston right ?

Yeah . We ain't gonna to say no names , but yeah , from Boston , yeah .

I think they were more upset that who he cheated on than he cheated . See what I'm saying .

Oh , you think that's what it was .

Yeah , no , I think they tried to make an example out of him Dang , who they going to make an example out of him .

Yeah , what they did . You don't think he was knocking down a white woman , right , and it was in the organization .

Okay .

I mean , I know for you that's just some normal shit . That's it Phil Jackson . What'd he do ?

With .

Jeannie .

Buss . What's the relation . What's the difference ?

That's the owner , though what's the difference ? She's the owner . What's the difference ? She's the owner . What's the fucking difference ?

She wasn't the owner at the time they was dating though they were actually dating . What's the fucking difference ? That's his girlfriend .

That's his girl .

She higher up , but that's still his girl .

She's higher up .

He even worse , because she can make decisions on who the fuck keep on the team . That's true . This motherfucker can't make the decisions on how that damn team run . She can't , so how are you going to do it ? Ain't nobody say shit about Phil . He wasn't even coaching at all . All he did was fucking whistle . That was his boo time .

Phil got background man . I know we can't throw him .

I'm going to go with Phil because y'all trying to do this double standard thing .

No we ain't doing double standard .

They didn't fire the man for getting some coochie . They didn't fire Phil . No , no , no , no .

I agree with you on that , I agree with you , but what I'm saying is Jeannie Buss is an owner . She's an owner . She wasn't an owner at the time , but and that was Her dad was Well , it was always his girlfriend . But , that's his girl , though .

Like this other woman . Okay , so who to say he didn't get the job because of his girlfriend ?

I mean , he's still Phil Jackson .

I mean , that's a possibility .

He's still

say he took the job because she persuaded him .

Now it would have been a little different , Like if one of the Wait , don't you run from the Like if his assistant coach was having sex with Jeannie Buss , or something .

And what would have been the difference in that ?

Well , but it's not his girlfriend .

He just did it to the wrong girl . Man , that's basically . No , I'm saying it like the white .

The white chick wasn't a homeboys , wasn't homeboys girlfriend . It was kind of like right , that's what I'm saying .

I think they were more upset that he he cheated on a girl , right ?

So let's say we flip it right .

And he wasn't dating Nia Long .

He was dating the chick in the organization .

Right and he messed with Nia Long .

What would have ?

happened then ? Not a goddamn thing . Then he gave her five stars . Ain't gonna put two more seats on the bench . Here's a seat for you . Here's a seat for you .

Y'all work that shit out . The alone look good too . I love her .

I'm just telling you like it is I love her you don't think that would happen . You , I'm fucking waiting to fight him for that . Nah .

Hey , some of them chicks Be sitting up here Having people like man . I can't wait Till I turn 50 , cause they holding up , they holding up , that's it .

Like you gonna then take you know ? You know , no , I think it's like I said they ain't gonna fuck with Phil , they shouldn't fuck with him nah , but they absolutely made an example and I'm just trying to find out . No , they was talking about that .

They made an example my question would be should he have lost his job or no ? I don't think so . Who did he mess ?

with I want to know who ratted in the mat .

That's what I want to know .

Okay , now , man , I get told on the show . Let me tell you this .

Word on the street Uh-oh , here we go .

Didn't that used to be a show ?

Oh , that was Martin .

Oh yeah , Word on the street when he had the little TV show .

Okay , now , this is what I heard Right Now don't kill a messenger . So what I heard was that homeboy , the coach , was knocking down the chick Right , but also an executive like one of the executives was either trying to mess with her or that was his girl too , or something .

So that's where it really , that's where it got fucked up .

He was really he was knocking down like one of the executive's girls . Now how true it is , I have no idea .

I guess that makes sense . You're going to fight a man because you ain't got no game . That's pretty much what it is . She don't want you .

Because , I mean , you know , he didn't take it away from you , she was ready to go , you figure , and then it looks bad because it looked bad , because they- aired it , the white woman .

They aired it , the white woman . They aired it On .

ESPN . They kept talking about it On ESPN . They kept talking about it .

One chick wanted to talk about it too , and then Stephen A Smith . It was wrong for them to air this stuff out , and you know it was wrong for them to do that .

He did say that .

If it was somebody , one of the other white coaches , they wouldn't have done that .

Here's the one thing . They should have handed it in the house Now whatever people do in their personal life is what they do . It has nothing to do with me , right , it doesn't ?

have anything to do with you . That's what I've been saying all the time . My thing was it has nothing to do with my job .

This is going to sound super crazy , but I don't even know why they fired him .

I'm like oh well , that's what .

I'm saying Conflict of interest .

I mean he has to deal with his house . That's between him and his lady . They got to deal with that . But to put all that stuff in the public ? And then now you're making her look bad . And they got kids . It was almost like they were sitting up here trying . He's coaching again , though right ?

Yeah , he's coaching . He's down in Houston . Yeah , he's in Houston . It's just like an old boy from Michigan State . Who you remember the brother that was from Michigan State ? Who you remember the brother they fired ? It was at Michigan State , the football coach Mel Turner .

What was that ? The brother they had .

The Mel Turner they fired . It was at Michigan State .

Oh , that was the one he was jacking off on the phone . Yeah , that one . Yeah , wasn't that .

Michigan .

State oh , that was Mel Turner .

Yeah .

Yeah .

Yeah , man just selling all that money to her . Wait , wait , man go ahead .

And she going to say and now , but they going to Let me say this real quick .

Y'all know this is for entertainment purposes only .

We do not fact check .

We don't know what's going on with what Allegedly . Allegedly he was jacking off on the phone and talking to the girl , or something .

And the girl was a victim right .

Yeah , she's a victim of sexual harassment and she's supposed to be coming there and giving speeches . And that's the girl Right Now . All of a sudden , for some apparent reason , she want to say she was harassed or whatever . But they had emails , they had things where they going back and forth . She's sending pictures to this man .

Oh yeah , why she send pictures .

She was sending pictures . She sent pictures to the man Listen .

I'm going to tell you this Double standard .

How you ?

going to say there ain't no consent . I didn't consent to it . Bullshit , you consented when you kept calling my mother at midnight .

When you hit Sam ? Yeah , when you hit , you can call me at midnight .

You can send to whatever the fuck going on . What's the time ? Midnight , midnight , damn right . Or after Mid-12-01 .

So if you call somebody at 12-01 , you know , you're about to get your head bashed in that's a booty call Against that head boy .

So this is what happened to Mike Tyson .

Damn right . You don't go to the hotel room with a motherfucker at 2 am to talk .

She did him dirty , didn't she ? Tupac too ? Right , you don't go there to talk . They set Tupac up , though .

That happen to him too . They set Tupac up .

Yeah , just like they set up .

Kobe Kobe . Yeah , remember , he's supposed to . Now , that's an interesting one though . Yeah , that was . I think that was more consensual . They kind of like swept that one .

Yeah , that was more consensual . She was a young and she had just did it to like three or four other NBA players .

They found out yeah , the work . I think he just she was the work , I think . I think as my , I think as my homeboy , I think Rashad .

McCants would call him Shout out .

Shout out to Rashad McCants Gills .

Arena the work . I think she like that pedal hook though that shocker .

She like the shocker oh shit , she was the shocker .

She like the shocker To my understanding .

To your understanding .

Oh , the shocker baby .

The shocker To my understanding , to your understanding .

Oh the shocker , baby , the shocker , two in a one . Yeah , you don't know , what the shocker is Hell . No , people don't .

Y'all . They know what it is . They ain't got to say it out . You see them college girls be doing that shocker . You know what the fuck that means Shit . They be doing that like ESPN . Know what it means Shit . They cut real

Shit , shit , what Shit .

So , oh , my goodness .

Shocker . Yeah , I might have it backwards , but hey , I like that one , that's it right there .

That's the shocker .

Two in the pink one in the stink , there you go .

Shocker baby . That's it . I had it backwards .

He had it backwards he got it together now . I got it right then .

He been drinking .

When is it again ?

Chris , Two in the pink one in the stink man , them white girls be all up in that camera with that shit going on . You see them ? Oh man , we can't make this up , you can't . You see them ? Don't you Every time Like shit ?

You know what that mean . Oh man , we can't make this up . You can't , we cannot make this up .

Y'all know , everybody know . They know what the shock is , just like everybody know what the white toenails mean . Shit what the white toenails mean , man . You see them Over white toenails .

They freaky .

She don't give a fuck .

I saw like over white toenails . They freaky , she don't give a fuck . I saw like five white toenails today . You know it's hot out here . She down for anything she don't give a fuck .

That's what that mean she don't give a fuck . Hey , I'm going to look into that this weekend .

Like I said , she don't give a fuck .

I'm about to do it , Okay white toenails .

Okay .

You know what that means .

They know what it means . I think it's just super popular .

Hey , bring one on here with white toenails and let's discuss it . Oh , and see what happens . Uh-oh , what does that white toenail mean ? Then you start asking questions Do you like this ? Yeah , do you like this ?

Yeah , kind of like yeah , you like this , yeah , do you like this ? Yeah , kind of like , yeah , you like this , yeah , that freak 101 right down the back , so white toenail polish means they do it mean like they like anal .

They like that too . Shit Freak 101 .

White toenails . Hey , put that in your phone right there .

Hey , I'm Googling right now White toenails .

Hey , he said it before . I've never heard of me .

They ain't gonna sit there and try to say , no , I just like the color White . No , motherfucker , you freak .

That's a good one , joe .

That's a good one , I'm telling you , bro , I got a question for you . That's a good one Yo , your kids are older . Yeah , your kids are older . Yeah , they mess around , they come over .

Well , they got it on us .

And they got white toenail . They got it on us , bro .

I just can't tell them that that's it .

I had to ask him . He got an older daughter , so it is what it is , bro .

He said , it is what it is . I was told a long time ago you can't choose the boyfriend . Just remember that . You can't choose the boyfriend , no matter how hard you try .

Alright , y'all ready for Urban Dictionary . Urban Dictionary time . Urban Dictionary states if someone has white nail polish . States if someone has white nail polish . Or someone has white nail polish on . It means they are single and available . This is something that's gone viral , with the belief that the nail color indicates a particular relationship status .

That's going down the right track .

Now , that's just white nail polish . Now I'm about to Google white toenail polish .

Man , please . You know what I mean . You know where they going Shit . You started from the bottom . Now I'm here Shit .

You can go up to somebody with white toenail polish and assume that maybe . Oh man , she got white toenail polish on . She's a freak . She like to lick booty .

Well , I mean .

Or maybe not lick booty , but she just into some freaky stuff they freak .

Maybe she like to get choked out . Do she like lick booty and get choked out ? They like all that oh .

I tell you what , I tell you this .

I tell you this I'm going to tell you this we ain't got to say nothing , right ? One of these days we're going to do this podcast . And he's going to be like . There's a certain individual which you already know the status . We're going to see what color their toes are when next time you see them . Alright Bet , yes sir . Alright Bet , yes sir , yes sir .

I think I know who it is too . Just let it be . I think I know who it is .

We gonna find out . We gonna see what color they toes are . That's going to be wild , I'm right , that's going to be wild .

Hey man , we can't make this shit up , these niggas talking ball Hold on .

Man , that dictionary might have given you some dude toenails or some shit , but that nigga freak too .

Then if he got on , hey , that ain't what you want , well .

You know what the old folks used to say you can't love the one you want , you love the one you with .

What Birdie Mack say Kick it .

You don't understand .

Hey , real quick . Remember he was talking about the Dallas Mavericks Mm-hmm . When we was talking about them earlier . Well , obviously y'all know Mark Cuban . So the majority , yeah .

You want to be your owner . Right there , I saw that I was . I was like damn , $35 million .

Damn , I'm like I mean , I don't know what all they end up with , but I guarantee that's a nice chunk of change .

So what they got them owner for the Suns and the Mercury doing what the hell are they doing ?

He got money . I don't know what he's doing to Mercury's thing .

Do they ?

How many ?

people they drafted .

I think two oh shit . And then when I made the team , oh , I don't think they did .

No , they didn't Then when I made the team . Now why the fuck you going to draft some motherfuckers and cut them ?

That's how it is in the WNBA .

I know you ain't got but 144 . You ain't got that many , you got 132 . Because it's yeah .

They got 144 spots , but they only carry 11 . 13 people got cut .

No , they don't carry 12 . They carry 11 . Sure .

Well , it's 15 spots .

Even if it's it's 15 , it's only 12 .

No , no , what I'm saying is 15 spots are available .

They don't want to pay , but in the WNBA .

They're not paying . They ain't paying .

They're just paying , they only do 11. , 11 , 12 .

They only do 11 .

Because they was like man . We're not Right Because they say you want to be part of 144 .

Now we hear them say 144 .

Indiana might start carrying the A they just cut . Oh , girl , you like .

Diasia Fair , diasia Fair , yeah .

Oh , dude From .

Syracuse yeah , they cut her . She like the third leading scorer , and then they pulled this motherfucker out of retirement . They signed her today .

Some girl from out of retirement . They signed her today .

So Diasia Fair might end up just going overseas they're getting a team in Golden State next year , it don't matter . So that'll be another team .

They ain't going to help .

It's going to be 12 more jobs . So then 11 people are going to get cut now .

Right Instead of 13 , 11 . What'd you say , joe , or ?

12 .

Yeah they do .

They need to bring the Cleveland Rockers back Cleveland .

Yeah , they do . They need to bring the Cleveland Rockers back Cleveland . No , they need to bring the Houston Comets back .

Hey , well the Cleveland Rockers ?

They don't got a team in Houston .

Cleveland Rockers ain't there , damn , I thought the Houston team was in Dallas .

I thought that was the Dallas Wings . Skyler play still who Skyler ? Oh , skyler Diggins man , she's on with the she was here . No , yeah , but she , her and Taurasi didn't get along , but she's at .

Dallas . Is she back in Dallas ?

No , not Dallas , she was somewhere else . You know , I'm sitting right here with the computer , yeah because she just scored like 20-some points that night yeah . Hey where is the young lady from ?

Because she had a baby , yeah , and she gained weight and now she lost it all back and she look good .

But she used that to get out of Phoenix .

No , With the baby , the pregnancy thing no , she just didn't like Taurasi .

Where'd you get that information ?

from Because nobody like that motherfucker .

I like Taurasi Me too , yeah , because y'all homies , yeah , what's the matter with Taurasi ?

We homies . I'm just saying , I can see where motherfuckers don't like her though . She needs to retire .

She do need to .

Oh yeah , no , no , no , no , I will .

I will . I think she do . Yeah , she out there with all that battle armor on and shit Time to go . Yeah , she out there with all that battle armor on and shit Time to go yeah , she holding up a spot that could be .

Daya's affair spot .

Hey Dina Taurasi .

We love you .

Listen me and Chris . Come to the podcast please . Man , they going to fuck around . We got a spot for her .

right here they going to fuck around and lose the Olympic game . We got a spot for it . Right here they're going to fuck around and lose the Olympic game . Goddamn , keep putting all them old motherfuckers on the Olympic team .

Who ? The US , the women Men too . Put all them old motherfuckers on the Olympic team . Yeah , they need to . Kawhi , don't need to be on there . Lebron , LeBron's okay .

Oh , you can put LeBron on there .

Hey , kyrie , not on there , dude now that's a goddamn shame .

I'm sitting there like you telling me you can't find no young NBA players to get up in there .

And Edwards on there , halliburton on there .

Come on down . Yeah , they . You telling me that oh she played for Seattle . Yeah , Seattle Storm yeah .

Oh she , oh they , seattle yeah , seattle Storm , yeah , oh , they just smashed they just beat the shit out of the Fever . Oh did they .

Yeah , poor Kaylin Clark , bro man that girl balling bro , she balling man , she's going like 30 points .

One game , joe . No , hey , listen , ain't that funny . One game .

Hey , Jody went from . No , because .

The only reason is because Don't get me wrong I'm not a Caitlyn Clough fan , but I don't like what they're doing to the girl . No , it's bad , but the media did it . I told Bosco the media going to make you hate her .

Yeah , we said that from the beginning , even back when she was in college .

But the players , her teammates , all of them are fucking sabotaging the thing .

They sabotage .

The coach . Dude , that coach is just horrible . Dude , that bitch is horrible . Listen , I'm telling you , they don't have no play . I mean , you got a motherfucker shoot like that and you ain't got no plays for it . They should have some plays for it .

They ain't got no plays for it . They should have some plays for it .

They ain't got no plays for it or nothing . I'm not saying like neglect everybody else , or whatever . But you should have some kind of set play to get open . You know what I mean you ain't got nothing . You got nothing . She just out there freelancing , you got nothing . And then the motherfuckers . Her team is horrible . She should have about 20 assists a game .

I haven't watched a full game . Them motherfuckers throw the ball out of bounds . I was saying four , you saying four games . Yes , he said yes .

Man , that girl can pass her ass .

No , she can .

She's a great great passer and they be missing the ball dropping the ball missing .

I know sometimes she be coming down just chucking the ball up and it's almost like because it's almost like she does it , because , like , this is what the crowd expects . Oh , here , let me chuck one up .

She does it because the motherfucker be putting that money they be on her ass . That defense , the time she step on the court , the time that motherfucker don't stay on her ass from start 90 feet . Hey , where's ?

the girl at from North Carolina , or is she coming back , number 25 . What's her name ? She's pretty like Skylar Dickens . What's her name ? She's pretty like Skylar .

Diggins , what's her name ? No , she transferred .

What so she's still in college . No , that was the girl from NC State . No .

From North Carolina , number 25 .

That transferred to South . Oh no , my bad .

Go ahead , hold on . Let me see , I think she transferred , she got in the transfer portal .

The one you were saying was real cute yeah she's beautiful . She got in the portal yeah .

Number 25 for North Carolina .

She's very , very pretty , and that's another thing they need to take advantage of . Hey , these chicks , all the ones that came .

I'm going to tell y'all right now .

Everybody that came , I'll just about .

And I apologize . I was born in the 70s and I'm going to just be honest . All you chicks that who that was born in the 70s , y'all look just like I do , Fucking nigga .

That's what I was saying . They might Like they should have kept this whole crew . Hey , these soft skins .

Now , this whole crop of I'm telling you the whole cropper . Not everybody , but a lot of them . Yeah , the whole cropper rookie .

They should have kept them on the team , every one of them . I hope they're the two of them , motherfuckers , because they all was cute . Oh , her name was Deja Kelly , deja Kelly , yeah , I think she is going to get Toby Fournier out of high school , out of Canada .

She was a senior .

Oh , dang , she do look , scarlet .

Bubbling brown sugar , Because when Toby Fournier get to Duke it's going to be rough . It's going to be rough .

Oh , notre Dame got a good freshman too . What coming in ? No , no from last year .

Oh , you're talking about an old girl . Oh , she is good . Yeah , yeah , she is good .

And then remember Connecticut man they got . Fudd and Paige .

Yeah , and Juju yeah , man .

Paige should be a senior right now . Paige Beckner .

Well , she missed two years remember .

Yeah .

And she get that , and she get COVID .

Hey , I do not want to hear COVID after next year . I'm telling you After the season is over . So that would be the 2024 , 2025 season .

That's six years after COVID .

Or is it 20 ? Wait , yeah , so when basketball season comes back up , it'll be the 24 , 25 season . Yeah , I do not want to hear COVID .

In January of 25 ?

Yes , I don't want to hear oh , this person gets a COVID year .

No , but I think , because if I hear that , I'm going back for my COVID year Did she transfer ?

Let's look .

Because I don't remember her being drafted at all .

That's a goddamn shame .

I think she transferred . She got a transfer report , yeah because she's 22 .

Oh , she probably got another year . Oh , you did say she got an report , I'm sure .

Wait , let's see . She's from San Antonio . Let's see . It still says no , well , she graduated . Because here's a picture of her in her graduation outfit . Okay , what's she playing ? It says Big Grab , thank you .

God .

It took a long , four years , but receiving a degree from such a , but you still can play another year or two .

That's why the girl transferred from Ivy League , because Ivy League don't let you do that . Four years you got to go . Oh really yeah .

Can't play nowhere else .

No , you can transfer to another school . That's a scene . Oh , you have to go , you have to go . You can't play nowhere else . No , you can transfer to another school . Oh , you have to go , you have to go . You can't play there , not in the Ivy League .

Maybe we tried to figure out how Cats was doing the grad transfer thing yeah , they grad students , but they plan . So oh , deja , hey , hey .

So what's she playing at All ?

this life ? I don't know . She look good though .

She don't even need to play . She can play for Maybelline Calvin .

Klein L'Oreal , l'oreal , l'oreal , l'oreal .

L'Oreal . You know it's a whole bunch of niggas ready to give her an NIL deal . I heard that like man , dude that's no , she's straight though .

Oh , that ain't no . No , she's straight though .

Oh , that ain't no good Joe .

She's straight .

That ain't no good . Oh , you know what he ?

said I guess , they don't like you when you straighten the dub .

That's what I'm saying .

Huh , he said they don't like you when you straighten the dub . When you straighten the dub . Oh yeah , because look .

Yeah , right there .

That's her boyfriend .

Yeah , that's her boo thigh .

I never said she was not straight . I just said she's straight , she look good .

Oh , you meant it like that . I thought you was saying , no , I'm not , I'm not going to go there . They can mark it .

They can mark it . We ain't fucking with that one , we ain't touching no one . You the only one that got nothing to survive that bro . We ain't got nothing to survive that one .

Here's your one girl , Joe . Oh , they signed with Bazooka .

Who ? Nil Bazooka the gum ?

Wait , who signed with .

Bazooka the gum . Wait , who signed with Bazooka ?

Wait , hold on . Oh , so wait , I don't know . Do this mean that she went ? Did she go to Oregon ? Don't that say Fighting Ducks ? I know people are like what is these cats doing ? We trying to figure out ? No , I'm just saying no , that's what I'm saying . Listen , this whole Transfer thing Is killing me .

Yeah , see , you say Fighting ducks yeah , but that's a whole different girl .

No , look right here , look in the green .

Ain't that Deja Kelly ? Yeah , she went to Oregon . I saw she transferred . I know she didn't catch him . What the hell she transferred .

Because , Duke , I'm wondering ? Because I was like I know she'll get a .

She got drafted , hell yeah , but she transferred . Yeah , she was good and that's probably why uh , what's her name ? Stayed in .

Uh , pow , pow oh , I like her oh , yeah , she , because she went she left somewhere .

She left she left oregon and went to south carolina .

But she's coming back to south carolina . Yeah , she's gonna use her COVID year oh man .

Like remember the guy that had nine years For Oregon .

How oh you talking about the quarterback from ?

Washington man .

No , no , not Penix , no Adu Adu .

Damn close , wasn't he ? No , listen , he was up there , but it wasn't Penix .

Adu from Oregon was granted his ninth year .

You from Oregon was granted his ninth year Like why do you even want to play anymore at that point ?

Man Penny was buying liquor as a freshman Indiana that nigga had so many goddamn waivers .

He was buying liquor as a freshman man . You old as hell , yeah , like Stetson .

Bennett was another one . Hey , no , listen . Him and Lamar Jackson . I think they should put an age limit . Him and Lamar Jackson started out together . Stetson Bennett .

Where's he at ? He's still at . No , no , he just came out .

He's at Rams right now .

Oh , he's with the Rams .

I don't know if they're going to keep him .

You said , wait , they went to college at the same time . Yeah , Stetson . Bennett Lamar Jackson how long he been in the NFL ? Three years yeah .

Stetson Bennett was six years he left , came back and then Bo Nix he left .

Hey , this is for the third time in history , bo . Nix has been with two is for the third time in history , two blackhead coaches will go head to head in the NBA finals . I guess it's the third time in history . Third time , what's the old dude's name for Boston ?

Mazula . Okay , joe Mazula . No , that's good .

And JK . Hey , I'm no , that's good and JKidd . Hey , I'm just going to sit up here .

Huh , his first finals as a coach . Oh , is it JKidd as a coach ? Yeah , wow .

Shit that dude is a great basketball player See Taylor Rooks .

Hey y'all , we just sitting up here admiring the beauty on the laptop . Damn Luke .

Huh , taylor Rooks ? Oh yeah , her and Joy Taylor got a podcast Shout out to them .

Do they ?

Yeah , I think so . Oh , I tell you what I know them microphones melt all the time . God . Because them is some beautiful ladies . Joy , taylor man hey , we'd love for any of y'all to be a guest . See , you know what we do ? We just sit on here and babble about everyday stuff Like what's your OnlyFans page .

Mcdonald's pay good .

Oh shit , you fucked up man .

Waited too late . Those motherfucking pay got down $16,000 , $17,000 an hour .

Oh yeah , yeah , I don't have no NIL deal money Shit .

One more dollar McDonald's is a career agency , this is a career . One more dollar And's is a career agency . Yeah man , this is a career .

One more dollar yeah .

And then you mess around .

Hey , you mess around and get in management or something .

They say that's a great company to work for honestly .

Get you some stocks . Mcdonald's pays more than Amazon . Yeah , why you fucking around ? Hey , they be working . I heard they be working at .

Amazon folks when at McDonald's At .

Amazon . Oh dog , that motherfucker got to eat their lunch while they walking to the bathroom . Right right , you going to the bathroom , eat your lunch on the way there .

I heard they be getting water and then they motherfuckers .

Then they got them spray them down with water , make sure they ain't got nothing still as shit . When they get off of work , man , they check the motherfucker going and coming boy .

Why they just don't let you , just don't bring nothing in , you don't oh okay , you can't take that night . Oh yeah , right right , right , right , right I knew a guy used to work for amazon .

I always got a story no , of course that mother story time with joe that he was in there stealing like a last dildos .

Wait what you sell , the two , three hundred dollars . You sell a motherfucker .

Two , three hundred dollars . You got that what .

Only from this guy , man , whoa Motherfucking chicken .

Motherfucking chicken . Hey , I'm a little excited . Now you gotta be careful . You sure is you going through ? Man Say , yeah , I'm a little excited . That's all that is . Motherfucker . Pat him down and shit .

He got a whole pack of these motherfuckers , selling them in the parking lot .

Be like man . That hammer should be in your toolbox , shouldn't it ?

Yeah , goddamn glad deal , though , the metal detector don't go off with a god damn .

So hey , I guess the uh white toenail polish of ladies they don't , they don't mind that either . Huh , oh no , they like that .

On down mine that either huh , oh no , they like that , hey , I like , I like his , uh , I like his assumptions . Man , they do . I know I gotta , uh , I'm gonna tell you , no , they , they make this . Uh , well , there , I say it , but I'll say it anyway . It allegedly the vibrating cock ring Shit .

For guys .

They like them , women like that shit .

The vibrating cock ring . You can google it if you want .

Vibrating cock ring .

What in the hell ? Okay , here we go .

Hell yeah Shit . If I was a woman , I I know my toenails would be white , uh-uh .

Uh-uh , uh-uh .

We came up , we're Googling .

You can get them off Amazon T-Mu .

I got vibrating cockroach Came up on my phone Vibrating .

God damn you put that up in there , boy . You must phone A vibrating . God damn , you put that up in there , boy , you must , don't watch no porn , God damn Shit .

You ain't got no viruses on your phone . Boy , I'm clean . Niggas throw vibrating cockroach . You ain't got no viruses on that motherfucker boy .

It didn't even come viruses on that motherfucker boy .

So explain to the people how it works , joe . It works great , so you've used it .

Hell yeah , I got one . You know that .

Now , did you get it from Amazon ?

No , I didn't get it from Amazon . What's her reaction ?

Love it .

What's that thing that say spend to play . What's that ? It's a wheel .

Spend to save . No , oh , that's not . That's Adam and Eve thing .

Don't worry about that . This is how we know this young man be doing way too much on his phone .

Yes , sir , hey , listen , I'm going to tell you Folks love Joe , that one right there Because he cook .

That's a bad motherfucker there . No , that one Top right .

With the remote control . Wait , hold up , wait , let me see . He said top right , top right with the remote control . Okay , so hold on , shit .

Man , you don't know how to put one on , god damn it , I've never done that , joe , but .

I'm a little curious , I mean if I get the white toenail girl , I can get me one of these . Yeah , oh man , I'll report back to y'all next week get the white toenail girl .

So it says silicone cock ring and bullet see now we done . Sat up here Silicone cock ring and bullet See now we done sat up here .

Now we got all silent .

No , we , yeah , we , we , hey , no , I mean , you know , hey ain't nothing the matter with getting in touch with your freaky side .

I know every now and then you got two .

Hey , you know , you got somebody , some people out here listening like wait hold on , dave .

They don't like your freaky side . Tell them to have a Coke with a smile and shut the fuck up . Hey , dude , you go right there . You been back in the day . Have a Coke with a smile and shut the fuck up , uh-huh .

I'm sitting here trying to see how it actually works .

Yeah , so the remote has different speeds obviously the genitalia goes right here right so it vibrates the whole thing .

Bro , you ain't got to move no more . Just roll with it , just slide it in there and you can just sit there , huh .

Yeah , now , how did you find ?

You can just sway back and forth .

Yeah , how did you find out ?

about this . You're asking too many questions .

I'm just trying to get to the bottom of this . You can't do that on the air now .

Okay , we'll talk off air . We'll talk about that off air .

Okay , Play everybody you got to leave y'all with some type of imagination .

Yeah , we got to Just go ahead and go .

Just .

Google it A vibrating cock ring $34.99 for the people out there , Damn that's good .

What about the booty beads ? $99 a month ? God damn , what about the booty beads ?

I paid $99 for mine , god damn . What about the booty beads ? You said you paid $99 for yours . Oh no , I can't . But they do like that , but I can't , they do that , they like that .

The 7 Heaven they like the booty beads , the 7 Heaven . I don't know what they're called , but I guess what you put them all in there it's seven beats , seven beats , and you throw them in there . Seven heaven man , Right when they're about to bust , you pull it out and you don't yank it out bro .

Not like that . You got to do it slow , Nah , nigga you ain't starting no motherfucking moped .

Nigga , nigga , you trying to hit me Motherfucker . Oh , my goodness , this nigga like he starting a moped .

You're about to tear all her insides up .

Fuck somebody up . Nigga Fuck around and catch a case . Woo Sex sent me to the ER Sex sent me to the ER , you remember that show right . Sex sent me to the ER .

I'm dead dog . Oh , you know , a good show .

It is show time , show time , this is bought to you bud .

We done went from the EMT show with the EMTs in New Orleans . I forget the name of it , dog , you know what I'm talking about . Uh-uh , you know what I'm talking about I do .

I still watch SWAT , though . It got picked up for eighth season . I keep telling y'all hell , yeah , shout out to Shamar Moore . Hey , what about ? I watched House of Dragons . I watched Clove Hitch . I think it's called the Clove Hitch Killer . It's Netflix .

Hey , what's the one you just told me about the other day ?

It's a documentary .

No , it's a movie , man , the Clove .

Start with an M Did .

I say what's it on , it's on .

Netflix . Oh damn Madison .

Oh , ashley Madison , Ashley Madison . Yeah , dog , yeah , because that's a dating site , right Madison , oh , ashley Madison , ashley Madison .

Yeah , dog yeah .

That's a dating site , right , but you know when they had that leak ?

Wait , wait , wait . How you know , it's a dating site .

Cause it is .

Have you been on it ?

No , Okay , go ahead . Have you ever did a dating site before ?

Yeah , oh okay , it was kind of horrible . It was kind of horrible yeah , it was kind of horrible yeah .

Because the you got to realize , because the age that we all come from , right we are for somebody like we're more organic .

Yeah .

Like we all met our significant others organically .

Yeah , so you would think if you was to be out in these streets , or if you find yourself in these streets and you had to get on a where there's nothing wrong with it , but you just like damn this shit , this shit ain't weird .

I think some people are experts on their dating sites . How can you think about it ?

But you talk about the people that pray on . But you talk about the people that pray on . Oh , I want a relationship .

They're experts on the dating site . They want some booty .

They play on .

They . Yeah , I've heard about that .

They're experts on the dating site .

So they get on the dating site , uh huh . And they've been on there many a times . So now they , oh , they know what to say . They know what to say . Oh , yeah , yeah , yeah . And not just men , there's women too , right .

Yeah , yeah , and not just men there's women too .

And then next thing you know but then , when you meet them , you can decipher all that though .

No , you can't , you can't . No , you'd be in the shit by then . You know what I mean , because there's a lot of women on there .

You get that first hit , but then there's a lot of women appearing to be like ooh .

There's some women on there that just want to go eat .

Just want to go eat Just want to go eat , yeah , hey .

I told you .

They call them foodie calls .

Oh , the dude that'll take you to eat and pay for it .

Yeah , so the girl is hungry , so she's going to sit up here . That's crazy .

But then they want to go eat somewhere very expensive .

Right , yeah , but you don't want to pay for this shit .

I tell you this is what you do If you know you're on a foodie call let's say you're taking a Red Lobster you go to the bathroom and then you put your dick right in the back of her head .

Here you go , you nasty bitch .

And just hit her in the back of the head with it like , hey , no , don't do that . Y'all know we just playing .

It's jokes .

It's only jokes people .

Yeah , that's bad advice , it's only jokes .

Hey , I thought you were going to say something like put it in the angry crab bag . If you can take that cayenne , you're good to go .

Hey , here you go right here .

That's a motherfucking andouille right there .

Hey , remember DL Hewley Back in the day . He said you do realize you're ordering from the fucking side of the menu .

Oh yeah , yes , Shout out to DL Hewley . That was hilarious .

He'd be like man . He said I ain't saying me , you fucking , but somebody at your house . Man I can imagine Pulling up like hey , your sister , your other sister , somebody , your mama .

Somebody Gotta give it up .

Your auntie .

Goodness gracious , I might even take big mama .

Hey , hey , I done worse . I ain't seen her yet , but I'm pretty sure I done worse . Wait you didn't see it when you did it . That's a lot I ain't seen .

Hey , some Big Mamas look good now , boy , they don't look like our grandparents , goodness gracious .

Big Mama 45 now , boy , they don't look like our grandparents , goodness gracious Big mama , 45 now Woo .

Or 40 . Or 40 , right , you like good , that's like the teachers . You remember how our teachers looked like Right , right , they was old .

They was old but we was in little , yeah , when we was like in elementary , your high it was old , but and then they were younger .

They were younger when we got when it well , when they was probably teaching our parents right , right now . You sitting up here , you looking like these motherfuckers about to die . I know my third grade teacher I'm sitting boy , you smell just like this chalkboard .

Somebody pray for me who smell like chalkboard Somebody's ?

teacher . I apologize , I don't want to talk about nobody .

I know we had a teacher named . I'm just going to say Miss Smith . Miss Smith had back . Oh my goodness .

Would you have had sex ? Would you have had sex with any of your teachers ?

Yeah , I miss me I wouldn't have Our teachers was .

A couple teachers that we did have that were younger but they were dudes . So you know the girls be sitting up here getting googly-eyed over . They might have been 26 , 27 . But you know they might have been 26 , 27 .

But you know , like it's , I mean . I think you can have more control than , like I think , like messing with students . You can have a little more control . You know what I mean . Yeah , I know there was rumors that some of the teachers were messing with some of the girls . I'm pretty sure some of them were true and some of them wasn't . Yeah , you know .

I had a rumor like that , but now , you know , I'm just telling you .

Right now , though , I'm going to say this , and I'll probably be in trouble for it oh hell . Go to your class reunion and you're going to see how many bullets you dodged . Man , we just had one . I'm just telling you , go to your class For you and you see how many Bullets you dodged , I'm gonna say something .

I'm telling you right now To piggyback on that , but I don't even . I'm about to get killed by the whole community , cause the thing about .

It is the little skinny Ugly ones . They look good , motherfuckers .

Yeah , yeah .

That cheerleading .

Big as a house .

Was your school predominantly black or was it predominantly white ? It was predominantly black . Yeah , how big was it ?

We talking high school or elementary , both of them was big . Oh , they was big . Yeah , you had a thousand in high school . Over a thousand . Yeah , oh damn , alright , we had about 600 . Oh damn , all right , we had over 1,600 .

Yeah , yeah , about 600 .

Just a little over 600 .

Yeah , because I was , I was .

No , I was like in Alabama . Our high school was like . When I went , it was like 5A .

Was that B ? Yeah , oh , that's the . That is crazy , though .

Because , because they go all the way to 7A , 8a , I think , something like that , I think everybody from our region is Alabama's pretty big though the state ? The state ain't that big .

There's a lot of motherfuckers in there though , oh okay , but the thing is like when you get up in that 7A shit , like that that's college , college , yeah , so that would be like 5 or 6A here in Arizona . I don't even think it would be this thing . I mean them motherfuckers , huge yeah .

I'm talking about DA . Well , big there and big here is totally different . No , they DA Country motherfuckers , they DA be like 279 . Yeah , that's ridiculous . And then you see the offensive linemen 315 . In high school we had one motherfucker , maybe Craig Hoffman .

Oh yeah , that was like real .

Too near , Because I think our offensive line averages about what ? 275 ? Shit ? Oh , I know , that was back in the day , though . That 275 was big .

I'm saying we wasn't even that big .

Yeah , nah , shit . Our running back was like 210 or something like that . I tell you that's a big running back .

Our running backs was 185 , 190 .

Hey , I was going to say you got to go see Mad Max .

For .

Rosa .

I know you sent me that and I'm going to watch that .

Hey , but let's get back to bad boys real quick . What's that ? Statute of limitations or something going ?

on there With bad boys . Yeah , man come on man . These don't wait , no , fucking 40 years to put out a bad boy . Come on , man .

They say it's the best one .

You got to go watch it , Joe . We got to go see it , Joe .

We got to support our folks that's like them talking about . They're going to come out with a John Carter too . It's been 45 years , what's ?

number four .

John Carter . This is number four .

Hey , I do want to see another Friday .

I don't think they're going to do it , though no , me neither .

They lost too much on that one .

I know when they did , Coming to America too . I wish I could unsee it , but at least I did support it .

I supported that I kind of liked it a little bit , but it was , you know , dog that was a classic . Coming to .

America was a classic , you know , I guess they should leave some shit alone .

Dog exactly you know it's like should leave some shit alone . It's like the first exorcist you should have left that shit alone , that last one . That very first one , that motherfucker wasn't no joke . That motherfucker wasn't no joke .

You remember that movie Invasion of the Body Snatchers .

Yeah .

That one was that very first one that scared me . That shit was crazy . But fuck me up when the dog had the man face on it . Dog man , listen , no , because the when you lay down and go to sleep , yeah , the pods copy you and they get up and kill you . But the dude laid down , the dog laid down .

See , now , I'm just thinking that was AI .

And the pod .

Now I'm just thinking , all these years later , I think that movie's from the 70s .

Yeah .

Now I'm just thinking , all these years later .

Well , you can probably make a really convincing one now . We probably should make one now .

Yeah , after people applaud people anyway . Hey , they clone Tyrone . I don't have nothing else to say , though . Shout out to Deja Kelly Skyler Diggins-Smith .

Diana Taurasi .

Diana Taurasi . Kaitlyn Clark , angel Reese , joe's favorite , cameron Brink . Those are supposed to beaurasi . Kaitlyn Clark , angel Reese , joe's favorite , cameron Brink .

My daughter's supposed to be coming back .

Joe .

Cameron .

Brink Favorite .

You like her , huh .

Yeah , I need to get me a Taylor Swift Taylor .

Swift , what White woman Are you , holla ?