The Power of Words

Normally somebody's saying something by now .

All right all right , all right .

Here we go For another week . If y'all hear some extra conversation , Christian and Jess are sitting next to each other . He said we're going to split them up .

I'm going to be on my best behavior .

I don't know what .

I already got my mic privileges taken away . Hey , welcome to the Nobody's .

Talking Podcast . I don't know what up . I already got my mic privileges taken away . Hey , Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast . What up ? We are here , these niggas . What's going on with all this tomfoolery ? It will be four people next week Me , Steve Joe and Sherrod , it actually will be .

I won't be here next week .

On my birthday .

How you gonna miss my birthday .

Go ahead with the soap opera .

Go ahead with the soap opera the only business y'all should have on my birthday is to be here on my birthday . It's my birthday .

Introductions .

No go ahead , we just going .

You want to know what's going on with your birthday and Christian not being here .

Tell them they already know it's the Nobody's Talking Podcast .

Go ahead , jess , tell them about your birthday .

It's my birthday and you are all required to show up .

Yeah , except me , because I'm not going to be here anymore .

She got upset Because he's fake .

She got upset when you said it as fuck .

Oh my goodness , she was like on my birthday , you see that ?

No , it's mean , that's so rude , what All of you guys better be here on my birthday as the world turns .

we won't be here next week . The show may be canceled . Cliffhanger Wow .

Due to terrorists .

We're going to come back on my birthday .

Anyway , we're here .

Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast . Like I said , if you hear a little chatter , it's Christian and Jess I am . Today , I'm going to be Ellis Elba .

Ellis Elba .

That's what the lady called me at the gym .

You look like Ellis Elba .

Ellis Elba .

Oh , wow .

I don't know who that is .

Me neither I know who she mean . I don't think she does either .

But Ellis Elba . Hey , he's a sex symbol so I'll take it . I'm not quite Idris , but I'll take Ellis . Anyway , this your boy Bosco . Actually , he's only a year older than me Sitting to my left Soup . No , that's Rod .

It's just me .

You ain't Ellis Elba . You ain't LL Cool S .

Who did I get mistaken for ? We had this conversation . I already get mistaken for we had this conversation .

I already get mistaken for . Oh God , I can't wait to get to Jess to see who they mistake her for .

Ike Harley .

Why am I having a brain fart ? I just heard that name before Honda .

Gerard Long .

That was a good one . You know what that was a good one . You know what that was a good one . I did get mistaken for him the other day actually because people always see me that work for him and think I'm him . Oh really , yeah , I be checking him too . Don't look nothing like him no , for real .

Hey , well , that's Gerard what he just said .

I'm the better looking brother , he said shots , shots fired .

No , we was no for real . Hey well , let's drive what he just said I'm the better looking brother . Shots , fired Shots fired .

No , we was in the parking lot , boom One day . One of his trucks pulled up and I called my brother . I said hey , one of your drivers is here . He's like go walk up to him see what he says . I walked up to him . He gave me this look like uh , uh , uh , don't worry , man , I'm his brother . I thought you Thought you lost some weight . Pretty funny .

Shot number two .

This be troublemaker number one when they be calling Christian Sitting to my left be .

Wait , I'm troublemaker number two . Just Just Just .

Just .

Just Jess .

Just , just , just Just .

Just , just , just , and to my left . God dang it Wow .

Hey , did you really have to do that ? Yeah , she's like which one left she did . Anyway , yeah , sitting to her left , right , the one , the only .

Superman is in the building . Pew , pew , pew , pew , pew , pew Pew .

I told you , you're the only one that get that , oh man .

I'm about to bring my own theme music , hell yeah , so I put it on .

They call him the Hammer MC Hammer . I am Put me in the mix Hammer time . I wouldn't mind being in the mix .

Hey , I got a question for y'all , uh-oh .

We starting off .

Sorry , jess , this is only for the fellas .

Can't live on $40,000 a month , hell yeah .

What do y'all think the female orgasm is like ?

I'm not going to answer that .

I don't fucking know . Wet Right , that's all I get . Wet Wet .

We have a female here , that's why I decided to ask you niggas first . But we are men , I know what ours feel like we have a female here . That's why I decided to ask you niggas first . Okay , but we are men .

I know what ours feel like , yeah , good . Sometimes I can't feel the bottom of my feet , sometimes I can't feel my knees , sometimes my body lock up Does .

And Is that shit like like physically draining If you're exiting For a female ? That's a good question . Is it physically draining ? Because why do you think they can ? That's why they can have .

Multiple .

Multiple orgasms .

And we only get one or two .

That's not fair , Because that shit is physically draining . Now I've been this nigga said two Told .

No , there's a difference between the orgasm and the ejaculation . There's a difference , those two separate things .

Most guys Think that the ejaculation is the same .

What about a finger in your booty ?

to have an orgasm .

What about a finger in the what , Wait what ?

No , I'm saying do you got to have a finger in the ?

booty , that's where the male G-spot is oh yeah , I knew that , Rasta .

Come on y'all , we all adults , don't act like we six , I mean .

This shit is still funny . You ain't putting your finger in nobody's booty with them .

Fuck no Booty holes .

We just said something about the F word , didn't we ? Oh ?

frick no .

Sorry , what's wrong with the word ?

Heck , no Fudge . Sorry , I have a potty mouth .

So what if you was a doctor ? You wouldn't be able to have them . Mm-mm , yeah , okay , wow , those are dangerous . I don't know what it , what it feels like , I don't know what it is , but that's a great way to start the conversation .

You might be on to something with the body locking Cause .

I'm fair . You can't feel the bottom of your feet . You seen girls when they toes go . Your body lock up .

Nigga , they turn into Rigor mortis Quickly . Yeah , some of them I'm not gonna speak for everybody , or oh , no , go ahead .

I was just gonna ask the young lady If , if you , if you giving a , a head shot and they keep going and then you like oh , then you about to sit up here and be like oh , hold up , I hope we on carpet , I'm about to fold up Party's over .

That's a complicated question you don't have to answer . If you don't want to , you don't have to See .

You know when we was going to ask this question . We was going to get two or three other females on here , just so the focus isn't just you know , Okay , it's different though , because , like , there's two different ways , I guess .

Right , it's like you know there's penetration right .

Yeah , and then there's stimulation , exactly .

Those are completely two different feelings .

See , see , see , just like the ejaculation and the motherfucking .

The body lock Two completely different things .

I'm a little jealous of that .

I don't think I've ever experienced a body lock .

And I'll never experience a boner . So SMH , nah , that's just .

Yes , you do you have , you have You've SMH nah , that's just , you do , you have , you have , you've experienced a boner , you do have a boner , just like you just don't know it .

Yeah , obviously you don't know it obviously you still don't , you , still don't .

You got a lot to learn am I about to sprout some wood ?

and our boners is y'all's clit do .

I have things to look forward to your clit out like this no , yeah , it does . That's your boner , I swear to God . No , yeah , what do you ?

think you just sit there , all wrinkled out .

I think that's what I said at school .

You don't look at it . No , I think I can live off it .

Yeah , yeah , I can do that . I don't look .

Why do you ?

think we all got nipples up . What we was going to be $480 a year . You could have been Justin .

Stop , justin , you could have been Justin .

Justin Bieber .

I got a question for you , though

Absolutely $40,000 a month I can live off more $3,000 a month , you got to tell us .

Just answer the questions , that's put forth $40,000 a month .

Hey , we can all live on $10 and $500 .

I got another question for you . Oh shit , Uh-oh , Would you rather have $40,000 a month or $10,000 a week ? Come on , we need it right now . $10,000 a week or $10,000 a week ?

Come on we need it right now $10,000 a week ?

Okay , alright , she's smart , no matter how you give it to me it don't make no damn difference , because if you give me a month , I got four or five weeks , depending , I'm good . You give it to me weekly Weekly .

Well , 52 weeks in a year , you give it to me weekly yeah . Well , 52 weeks in a year , what time ?

does Centerfolds open Right ? So 52 weeks in a year , that's $520,000 , right .

This rich , smart nigga over here 12 months times 40 , is what Human ?

calculator . Ass , nick , that's $480,000 . So you got an extra $40,000 .

There we go , we good Boom With the new Powerball jackpot . I'm giving myself a budget of I'm paying myself $20,000 every two weeks and I'm going to let you all know how much I'm paying myself until somebody hits this Powerball . This is the ongoing saga . I ain't even played it , but it's still fun to play it .

20,000 every two weeks what are those odds , though ?

one to none one to like what never ever happened hope your ass , get lucky hell yeah how many people ?

you talking about the mega millions ?

no , I don't talk about station that has the Powerball , let's just say the QT down the street . How many people do you think live in the vicinity of this QT ? I told you years ago there's a lot of gamblers out here , hey , yeah , there's a lot of gamblers .

Somebody hit 4030 Union Hills Damn , it's been some years ago Must be , nice and January in . In January , actually around my birthday , somebody hit on the new app for like 140 million and it was .

Arizona how much is that after tax ?

well , I don't know , after everything , you probably end up . You might end up more than what you had yeah , that's true , because the actual jackpot you might end up more than what you have . Yeah , that's true Because the actual jackpot for the annuity and the cash is way , way different .

So you might end up with $40 million .

So right now , if you take the cash , it's $43 million net . You take the annuity .

it's $99 million . Yeah , I'm dead . I told you , just give me the payments , Save myself from myself . I'm telling you .

You're tying the centerfolds open .

If you say yeah you can live on $40,000 a month .

Right .

But by the end of the month how much do you think you got ? A dollar I might be negative . We're going to send a photo .

got A dollar , I might be negative Overdraft I got overdraft protection .

Hey , because you sitting up here thinking , like shit . Damn . Two more weeks , I get 40 more thousand . That's ridiculous , man . Y'all know I'm good for it . That's what uh , I don's ridiculous , man . Y'all know I'm good for it . That's what ? Uh , I don't know man , that's where . Never mind , I don't want to insult them .

I'm walking around . I was going to say that's probably what Bron and them make .

And then Bron probably like no , don't insult me like that , I'm sorry sir .

I don't know . They check probably like a hundred , something , thousand , yeah , because ain't they playoff bonus like at least 40K ?

Yeah , probably A game or some shit , I know they get paid like every two weeks .

I know when they do like the All-Star game and they get paid like $40 .

Yeah , and then the winner gets an extra and they get the extra , yeah .

Is it 10 or 5 for the winner ? No , it's like 40 for the winner and like 15 or 10 for the loser , or something like that . That ain't nothing . That paid for their family to show up . Yeah , that's it .

Hey , what was the one , didn't you ? What's the one you sent me during the week About ? Would you slap ? Would you slap your pregnant wife ? What ? For 5.8 billion ? Or slap your mom ? See , I think my mom oh , my goodness Listen , I think what they should have did . I ain't smacking my mom , hold on . I honestly think no , hold on .

I got it right here , would you okay , wait , alright , recalculating yes slap your pregnant wife for 5.8 billion or slap your mom for 70 billion .

Man , I'm slapping my mom 70 billion . I'm slapping the pastor For 70 billion .

You slapping the hell out your mom for 70 billion man . I'm slapping my mom . 70 billion . I'm slapping the pastor .

For 70 billion . You slapping the hell out of your mom . You slapping . You gonna slap your pregnant wife for 5.8 or your mom for 70 ?

What was the first one the pastor right . Line them up ? No , the first one was the pastor for 7 billion .

Yeah , I'm slapping the shit out of that the pastor

getting his ass smacked . Huh $8 billion .

Wait , how much is this to slap the pastor ? $7 billion For $7 billion , yeah it's the pastor . Your pregnant wife $5.8 billion , and your mom for $70 ? $70 .

Man . I'm slapping the mom Smack them all , just line them up .

I'm slapping my mom With the five fingers that sit in her face .

Listen , and while I'm slapping her , I'm like here's the routing number and the checking account number , you got all the money you need when you want to go . The way my checking and my savings account is set up .

Listen , what are they saying ? Next Friday Barbecue's so good , make you want to slap your mama . Come here , mama , he's like mama ain't

Yeah .

Hell yeah , she'll be fine .

You don't even got to explain that . Yeah , yeah , she'll be fine . You don't even got to explain that .

Yeah , yeah , she'll be fine .

Wait , I ain't trying to wait we having like a slap cut , Nigga , I'll slap you , listen , I'll slap your mom for 70 billion . I will . I'm being honest , Like nigga , hey , Like , if your mom , I'm going to run and I'm going to explain it later Because you will probably be like that nigga had to do that for

some reason , because he wouldn't just do that no , yeah , yeah , that's true .

So I'm going to let him just chill for a second and wait for him to call me , he'll explain it and then , when you get $10 , million deposited into your account .

But then it didn't say you had to slap fire out of nobody , right , right ?

It just said slap yeah , I just slapped this nigga on the shoulder .

I assume it has to be . Yeah , oh no , it's going to be a good slap , because he's going to be like hey he's going to be like Bosco's going to be like hey , ron , you got a gun on you , or nothing ?

No , I'm good , Okay . Oh yeah , I see your mom standing over there . Go say hi to her Pow .

Hey , did this nigga , just slap you .

Nigga , I hear the growl . Hey , just to muster it up .

Hey , you know when you're you gonna hit somebody .

If you say bitch , that gives you extra power Anytime . Hey y'all , this show is for entertainment purposes .

We like to joke around .

Okay now , after that being said . So when you sitting up there and you looking at a lady , when you say bitch , the smack is harder . No , no , no I want y'all to demonstrate Say honey and try the smack .

Honey , it's not a smack . Now say bitch See .

It's like it's extra . It works for you too . What if you ?

add something to that .

Dear .

Now say nigga , don't say , don't say .

Don't say . Don't say Let her Hold on .

Wait , we're about to give you .

We're about to give you a pass .

I'm not about to get canceled .

Hey , let me say it .

Let me say it one time .

That's right . I want somebody to go slide up in there .

That is a good question . So you bet you have a sex with a white woman , right ?

Right Hell . No , she's so good .

And she's like damn what you going to do .

Nothing I'll be like oh .

You ain't going to do nothing . Yes , she said it . Yeah , go ahead and finish it .

Gary Owens was talking about that . He was talking about having sex with his wife .

He was having sex with his wife yeah .

And then , I guess you know , his wife was like oh , nigga . And then so he was telling his boys and it was like oh , so yeah , you know what ? My wife said it to me . It was like oh , what did she say ? Nope , he said I'm not going to say it , but she called me that she was hard to say it , saying I'm not you that nigga Get it .

That's nuts . She's like my nigga .

No , yeah , no , you would just sit up here and just gonna beat it up .

You can't beat it up , no more . You already beating it up , now does that ?

Does that give y'all Extra when you , when you hear that ?

shit yeah Nigga , yeah See . Yeah , yeah , you get a little extra when you hear that shit nigga , yeah See .

Yeah , you get a little extra . You just get a little extra juiced .

Yeah , a little extra juiced , Get a little extra hard . What about you , jess ? Give it a ride .

What about me ?

Speaking to the mic when you're getting drilled and you oh my God , we are getting canceled .

I want to give you a visual and you give the old attaboy you know you don't have to answer that if you don't like the old attaboy to your driller back there .

I've never said that whatever the white people equivalent is can you live off $50,000 a month ? I don't know , but I can live off $50,000 a month . I don't know , but I can live off $40,000 .

I don't know if I can do that Uh-oh , did you spill .

We good . He said , we good the way these phones is made . You should be able to dunk it in the water that motherfucker is indestructible For real , but I'll tell you what ? Ever since I got a software update on this shit . I swear T-Mobile is strong-arming me into getting another phone .

Oh , you know what Now ?

I don't get the right service .

Listen , dude , I'm telling you , oh shit , I think they're all in cahoots it is .

I actually read that somewhere .

They're all in cahoots , they shut down because I'm telling you , sometimes my phone won't ring . I'm sitting right there , watch won't go off . That's why a lot of times I keep my watch on , because 10 out of 10 , or at least 9 out of 10 , it a ding . My phone absolutely not . Until you're telling the person oh , my phone doesn't beep all the time .

Stupid , she listening , never mind . Well , that's what the app updates do . They updated so like , so , based off the version of your phone you got an older phone , you get an app update . That's what it's going to do , yeah .

I know I'm going to have to upgrade life and all that stuff .

I have a . He explained that a little too cleanly , yeah .

I had an iPhone 13 right now . Right , which one you got , the new , you got the 15 or the 16 .

It's the 15 .

Yeah , this is the 15 .

16 came out after .

Yeah , what you got , that's an iPhone 16 plus Damn 16 plus With an iPhone 8 .

They only got a 16 . Now right , they don't got a 17 yet , do they ? Oh it's a 16 .

Oh wait , no , mine's a 14 plus , not a 16 .

I , not a 16 , I was gonna say damn you rich 14 plus what'd you do to the phone case ? I got it like that I need to get a new phone what did they do to the phone ?

case .

I don't know I need a new screen protector , though it's all messed up at least that's on the screen and not the phone .

Yeah , it's just a screen protector oh , okay no , I just dropped my phone .

A lot hey , so we guess Joe ain't coming , huh he called and told us he's stuck in traffic .

He said he was gonna try to make it .

Yeah , he did say he was gonna try to make it . I know why he ain't coming . I won't say out loud , but I know why he ain't coming . I know that's why he called us Steve he fell off the wagon .

Huh , damn , damn . He was doing so good ha shit that nigga is the wagon .

Who ?

are you lying to ?

he was doing so good . Some people just fall off the wagon . What ?

is the ? Is that in there or no ? Yeah , doing so good . Some people just fall off the wagon . What is the ? Is that in there or no ?

Buzzball .

Well , buzzball .

What does that mix with Chaos ? It's vodka . It's vodka and like juice , yeah .

It's 15% . They make vodka and like juice . Yeah , it's 15% . They make big ones that are like Damn you ever had a big one . Yeah , I have two in my room right now .

Really , how long would it take to drink it ?

I don't drink it by my will . Yeah , man , oh my Lord , don't admit to it . It's been a couple weeks , hey don't admit .

Oh it's been a couple weeks .

You said it's been taking a couple weeks to drink it .

Yeah , I still have it .

You put a straw in it .

No , I pour it , you pour it I mix it what you mix it with , with vodka .

No , you mix vodka with the vodka .

No , no , no . I mix it with whatever juice I have , or soda Red Bull Not really Red Bull , whatever juice or juice I have . Or soda Blue quarter soda Red Bull Not really Red Bull , whatever juice or soda I have .

So yeah , I know , when people get , don't they do Red Bull and vodka , I do that .

I like Red Bull and vodka .

So what does that ? Because does it hype you up . And then no .

It's just the energy drink covers the taste of the vodka more than soda does . Yeah , oh , okay .

Because I've had Red . Bull vodka . I don't feel no extra energy . Oh , go right to sleep . I just had an energy drink for the first time ever last week .

What Ever ? What was it ?

One of them Alani's .

Those are good , the June float one , the little orange .

It was a cherry limeade .

Hey , when did Look ? I'm trying to look . When did Red Bull ? When did Red ?

Bull start Shit in like late 90s .

Because you know , you know I sit up here , I remember .

When did they get ?

popular when Red Bull first first first started . When did they get popular ? When Red Bull first first first started , me and my boy , big Pete , was going into BP gas station British , like you know . Back in Ohio we got BP gas station yeah , british Petroleum yeah , and they had

probably early 2000s .

I was forced . No , this was the . You know what it might have been . No , for real . I remember I was playing . Is it either late 90s or early 2000s , I remember I was playing flag football and , like the Red Bull , that's what I'm looking up now .

It was going around just handing out Red Bulls .

Right , right and see .

Just try to get .

You didn't get cramped up . No .

Actually , red Bull don't bother me . If I'm gonna drink an energy drink , it's gonna be Red Bull .

I like the new peach one . They came out with the summer edition .

Red Bull man , you can never go wrong with peach . I like that one in the the new Zero oh wait , y'all don't believe it .

I don't understand the allure what's that it actually says 89 .

Let me see , it was actually founded in 1984 . Oh dang , oh really , that's interesting .

When did it take off , though ?

I know For sure when me I was out of college . I know for sure I was out of college . It might have been 97 , 98 , yeah . I remember seeing the commercials around early mid 2000s , that's when , I started seeing the commercials . Were you born ?

2003 . Damn , I started seeing the commercials .

Where you born 2003 .

Damn that's hilarious .

That doesn't even sound right .

Shut up . Yes , okay , 2003? .

I moved to Arizona in 2002 . I know man .

My parents don't even know each other .

You were graduating . Goodness gracious that sounds weird , don't it ?

That sounds crazy as hell .

It sounds like nobody should be born after the 90s . When were you born ?

90 . That sounds weird to me .

Damn . That's when you'd be sitting up here like , oh she just a baby .

I thought you were younger than me .

Oh well , thank you .

Rest of y'all . We knew you're old Shit . That's only because we talk about it , yeah .

But if you saw us in the streets , Ain't no way in hell you'd think I was old nigga .

My body look like your age Streets .

It don't feel like it , but it look like it .

What's your freaking muscle thing ?

Oh , I don't know what's going on with me right now . Boy , my damn knee .

Your massage gun .

Oh man that damn thing .

I heard that thing going crazy on the episode . Oh man , he got a cramp one day . We almost crazy on the episode .

Oh man , he got a cramp . One day we almost wrecked the car . I said what happened ? He said I got a cramp .

He almost killed us .

For real , I've been there . You drive , you get a cramp in like your hamstring .

Hey , that was off the record . It's on the record now .

I must be doing something wrong . I ain't never got a cramp that bad .

Really .

Out of nowhere I must not be doing something wrong .

I caught one on a motorcycle . This nigga caught one that had to lay the bike down in the grass .

I did .

I jumped right off the curb . Dog , you can sit there and just lay the bike down . Ever so gently . You're like , oh , dog , hey , it is especially on a motorcycle . One time I was coming on a 101 . I was going 101 East , I was coming up on 67th Avenue and I sneezed and caught a cramp in my ab .

because you , because you caught a crab in my damn hamstring .

Hey , remember somebody crashing was getting topped off was . Was that Teddy Pendergrass ? Might have been , might have been , yeah .

I'm sorry .

But who cares ? They know we don't fact check .

Statute of limitations too .

Yeah , sorry to his family . But yeah , allegedly somebody was getting topped off and crashed into a tree .

That's ridiculous .

Must have been some grade A rope .

You know what I'm saying .

How do you sit up here and crash into a tree ?

It is hard to focus , though .

Just pull over .

Yeah , just pull over , it's not as fun .

It's not the thrill , like you said she had to be a goat right Goated as the kids say , no gag reflex . I mean if you're getting domed in a car as the driver , you're thinking okay , I can't crash , I can't crash right , Right . But when that nut's coming ?

All bets are off .

So that's the orgasm nut right there , when that body locked right .

Would you run through a red light ? I said I saw this cat getting domed . You know I'm sitting up here , I'm driving down , you know you look down . And he looked over at me and gave me the thumbs up .

Oh , no , Okay yeah .

Hey , I was like , hey , go ahead . I was like , hey , this live porn right now . Then you sit up there and be like God damn this green light .

I'm just sitting there watching like hope you don't wear it in front of you .

Yeah , I saw a girl on the highway giving this dude a head .

She was going at it .

He was just like this .

I'm like god damn .

Yeah that is what if he was on your motorcycle .

you pulled up next to him and you saw someone getting hit . You gonna knock on the window . Oh , no Me , next Me next .

You gonna knock on the window . Oh no , me next , me next .

You pull up your visor and be like oh hey .

What are y'all doing in here ? You roll down the window . I'm like my camera . I say you got a camera .

You got a camera that would be tight . Pull up somewhere on a bike . Just pull the visor up . That's crazy .

I mean , like I said , all my years of travel I've only seen it that one time , just that one time .

In the Tesla you got the you know the self-driving feature In the Tesla .

Completely Doing it Just at it .

I've never seen that before . Front seat driver's seat dude sitting there .

she's right on top . I've never seen that , I just see it .

No , people want to try it . Self-driving is crazy .

I just saw it in porn .

Was it appealing .

Oh hell , hey , I mean , we own it , it . Can you live on forty thousand dollars a month ?

that's our bed and safe word . It just ain't weird because it's like the only lady here and you're like , it ain't like everything that you're not supposed to do is fun , right ?

if you're not supposed to do it , you're gonna want to do it yeah , I'm gonna , that's true . I'm just saying , I mean that's why Roadhead is Roadhead .

That is very fun . Well , it's fun getting Roadhead . I don't know if it's fun for the women giving it . It must be if they're going to do it . Yeah .

You ever get .

Roadhead .

Just don't hit a bump . Just don't hit a bump , I'm going to do it , Nigga .

I'm talking about to a bitch nigga , Are you ?

crazy man Huh To a bitch .

Oh no , this nigga automatically went that way . Yeah , I did go that way .

Hey , I'm saying that would be impossible .

Give it to a lady while she's driving . That wouldn't work . You ever suck some titties while she was driving . You know what I mean One lady to drive . How did you do that ? That seems uncomfortable Because she got to work around it .

Yeah , I ain't never did none of that , that's some complicated stuff .

Right there , I mean the only thing .

I can see is you get a little popping .

Oh yeah , like the little finger motions .

Oh , that's different . Everything else seems very complicated . Yeah , that is very complicated .

Everything in a car is supposed to be done on a man .

Yes , Men did invent the car . Shout out to the Fords Sometimes yeah .

I mean a moving car , one you know wants his part . Stationary then .

Stationary cars is a different story .

Y'all ever had sex in a two-seater ? Hell yes .

Wait , two-seater A two-seater , a car without a backseat , I mean in the front seat .

It wasn't a two-seater , but it was just in the driver's seat Exactly , yeah , the two-seater .

You said you have .

Oh yeah , that was my first car . I had a two-seater .

Oh shit , Was it a Ford EXP or ?

what it sure was .

Nigga Ford EXP . Nigga Ford EXP .

We had sleeping bags in the back man dog . We did everything .

Elaborate Details please .

Do 12 . Hell yeah .

That was my cool boy car . You know the people like man . They are freaky as hell .

But is it freaky though , man ? They are freaky as hell . But is it freaky though ? Is it really ?

freaky , not really .

Nothing's freaky anymore , right .

You would be surprised . Not socially acceptable to talk about .

Everything is socially acceptable .

Apparently , some dudes out there don't believe that the female orgasm is real .

You said some dudes , some dudes out there , it's because they're not doing it right . How are Jamaicans don't eat poop , don't eat coochie , jamaicans don't eat coochie they refuse . You know it's a Jamaican restaurant around the way . You have to go up in there and test that theory absolutely not .

Why would I want to test that ?

well shit , we can't hey content . We need something to talk about on the show . So they got jerk chicken . Why would I want to test that ? Why would I want to test that ? Well shit , we can't hey content . We need something to talk about on the show . They're like . Well , I walked around the corners to the Jamaican restaurant .

with Jess . They don't like white people . I just asked him .

He's like you don't want no jerk chicken , that is not jerk chicken .

That's funny because I might go up in there now .

It don't sound so bad . They got oxtails .

Probably . I think they moved . They were further up on Cave Creek you ever had oxtails . Jess . No , they're closer , I would recommend .

Nobody's Talking Podcast Eating coochie to oxtails All in a matter of 30 seconds .

Oh dog .

You know how we do yeah we super random .

We talk about everything .

That should be an episode title right there . Hey , the last week's episode title was hilarious .

Oh , what was it ?

You don't listen .

I didn't see the title . No , I don't listen . I was about to say I don't see the title . No , I don't see the title . No , I didn't listen .

Pass your mic to the guy on the left .

I was here why do I have to listen if ?

I was here .

To listen to myself talk . Sometimes it's funny . You got to critique yourself . It's funny to listen back .

I don't like to do that I do that enough on my daily .

Do you have friends ? Do you have friends critique you ?

Do you tell anybody about the show ? I mean yeah , in which way ?

but they don't listen , they don't . They're not podcast people , they suck .

In which way do you critique yourself , like just how you act , how you talk to people every time ? Yeah , for real , I'll have a conversation .

I'm like why did I say that , like that ?

for real . Yeah , so you second guess everyone does that do not all the time . You want to know what you can do to stop that stop overthinking everything slow down .

I can't do that .

I'm a Gemini oh yeah .

I forgot , she's crazy she crazy are you crazy ?

a little bit . What do you consider crazy ?

I don't know , you're not crazy . You want to know how I ? You're not crazy .

You want to know how I know you're not crazy .

Oh shit , hold on , because you say that you're crazy . I didn't say I was crazy .

I said a little bit . You just said that . I said not really A little bit . A little bit , not really , whatever , crazy motherfuckers .

What else we're watching TV over here , Come on , let's go .

Go ahead , we're enjoying it .

Come on , we want to see the show . We got like 21 minutes left .

I'm crazy , depending on situations . And next on as the World , if the situation calls for me to be crazy , then I'll be crazy , and if it doesn't , then I won't be Loving the white woman .

I'm so sick of her . I'm sick of her so far .

But if it doesn't , then I won't be Loving the white woman . I'm so sick of that . I'm sick of her so far . I'm so sick .

Hey , what was y'all's favorite soaps ? Did you have favorite soaps ? Young and the ?

Restless . Yeah , it had to be Young and the Restless .

General Hospital .

Dove .

Dove , I'm just kidding . Oh you idiot . Oh shit , that was a good one . That was a good one . It took me a while to get it , but I got it . Oh my .

God , she crazy Dial . Oh my God , Swap hey bar soap dry you out . Hell yeah , I don't like bar soap .

Do you use a loofah Okay ? They say it's not good to use a loofah , but I use a loofah .

I use either a loofah or one of those little scrubber things .

Do you use a wash ? I use a wash rag . I like wash rags .

Yeah , I'd rather have something to hold on to .

Yeah .

I got loof these gloves .

You would .

Those motherfuckers are the best .

Man , I sure do that shit feels so good because you don't do it .

I'm not bald .

You don't do it for me . That's what I'm saying . I got to do it for myself , loving the white woman Shut up Episode two . I tried to get you to do it . Give me one , give me a rub down , nope , nope .

Look at that golden caramel muscular man right there .

There's nothing gold about that Milk dud . Milk dud . He said milk dud , you know you want to rub the milk dud .

I want some milk duds now .

I haven't had those in a long time .

They just stick to your teeth .

I don't like how they stick to your teeth , those and dots To the root of your mouth .

I love dots , I'm not a fan of dots .

I think I lost a tooth one time eating dots .

What about juju fruits ? Never had those . Well , you know what I'm going to tell y'all this ? I think I was 51 years old . Damn , hey , damn . I better hope you look this good when you get this age . I won't .

I'm like oh , she's so aware . Yeah , you got to get a good 10 more years .

That's the first key . Right there You'd be like man , they should stay out the sun .

No , I'm out .

God , you didn't hear what Rod said .

Did he say 10 years ? You like being in the sun .

I'm really in it .

Yeah , you gotta stay out the sun yeah .

I don't tan . I should cause I'm pale as hell .

No , I'm saying like when you tan , do you tan ?

Oh .

I get tan .

Cause I'm Italian . Oh , you're Italian , hey .

So tell me this Do you tan , oh , I get tan , oh , okay yeah .

I get really tan because , I'm Italian , oh , you're Italian .

Oh , you got 12 more years to fill in , hey , so tell me this Are Italians white ? Because I'm going to tell you this when you're black , everything is white .

If it's not black , well it's just like if you're white , everything's black . You could be from a bunch of different places and you're still white .

So you know , a black dude would be like oh my chick is Italian . You know , your chick is white dog , don't try to clean it up Now . If she's Mexican , okay , now that's evident .

What if she's Sicilian ?

That's still white .

Like Kim Kardashian .

Kim .

Kardashian is white . Okay , like Kim Kardashian , kim Kardashian is white . Okay , what about Mexican ? No , that's brown , yeah , that's brown .

So evidently the thing going around now is Irish people . They're white . Oh gingers , no gingers , no gingers you're right , specifically gingers .

So Irish Gingers are black .

Yeah , that's what's going around . They're white , they're white , it's funny , they're white . That's what's going on . They're white , it's funny , they're white . That's what's going on .

Here's another thing Mediterranean . Let's talk about the Indians . They brown . No , the dots .

Okay .

Not the feather . Okay , anyway , the dots , not the feather .

Okay .

I always wondered Y'all done ? Walked around some college campuses and stuff . Yeah , they dark as hell , hell yeah , but they always gravitate towards the white people .

Yeah , that's true .

I know they see TV shows and all this and they are taught to think like all . Black people are like bad or hoodlums and they want hoodlum up in here . Ain't no hoodlums in here , like at all . I'm hood . I ain't no hoodlum .

Nope , I ain't never been arrested . Are you a hoodlum ?

No , he's gonna wait .

Cause she's confident , like looking around I'm trying to figure out , but what I wait .

Because she's confident , like looking around I'm trying to figure out , but what I'm saying is but she's white , I'm white , so I won't ever be considered white . So no matter what .

I won't be considered no .

Let's say , we all sit up here . Hey , this is for entertainment purposes only , y'all you know , you got to say that sometimes , sometimes you got to give a disclaimer , yeah , anyway let's say we all sitting up here , we about to go rob this bank , like we talked about before the show . Yep , like I said , it's for entertainment purposes only .

And now we all locked up , I'm going to be sitting up on the couch watching the game and y'all are going to be not here , and I don't even like the game . You're watching it .

Baseball is clearly football .

But hey , that's what I'm saying , though . You could just sit up here Now if we are rolling up , I'd be like , oh they , they'd be like , no , that's not working . Yeah , but for them I got a question for you , that part yeah that part .

This is what's really gonna get me , you and your man at home arguing . Say he lays his hands on you a little bit , not too much , but just like he gave you a honey . Oh , okay , a honey are you calling the cops ?

no , I don't call the cops unless I absolutely have to you gonna swing back on them . Huh , you gonna swing no , I just you gonna cut that motherfucker .

You just gonna , you just gonna walk out like hey , I'm done with your ass no you gonna well did I deserve that shit , oh shit , oh damn .

Do you deserve it ? Did I deserve it or did I not ? No , no .

You never deserve it .

Does any woman ever deserve ?

it you forgot to see . Well , sometimes you role playing . Sometimes I said bitch , don't bite me . Oh , I'm sorry . Hey , just show us for entertainment purposes .

You live on $40,000 ? Stop , oh my God , I would like to hear what she's got to say , though , because this is going to make a difference .

All right , now go ahead .

Yeah , go ahead .

Well , no , I don't call the cops unless I absolutely have to so like . If my life is in danger , then yeah .

But like everyone gets angry . If he just shaked the hell out of you one time and just kind of threw you down on the couch , you just , he was just mad , he was angry I'd just never talk to you again .

I'll walk past you . You're not going to see me look at you not a single time .

Okay , alright well , now ask me the same question . I'm good , your woman hit you . I'm calling the cops this is the nicest .

Yeah , you would .

I am calling the cops Like listen here , young lady .

And I would start crying . I am calling .

I am calling the po-pos .

You know what they're going to do when they show up at your door .

They're going to probably arrest me . They're going to arrest you . I'm going to jump over the fence .

They're they arrest both parties On a domestic violence case . They don't laugh at you . They arrest both parties .

Usually yeah . They arrest both of y'all .

They gonna be like . I've never been domestic before . She's a white woman .

There's no way that she did this to you , officer . You're black ass . You didn't even do anything .

Ain't that funny , like when they do Like that , that was good , I'm dead , I can fake cry on the man too .

You don't want to play with me ? Oh damn , nope , do it .

You don't want to play with me ? Officer ? He got angry .

I can't wait episode 3 and we're gonna get y'all on podcast .

We're gonna sub , sub sub as he reaches over yeah she suddenly looks at him in the eyes she be like oh , that's a nice line on that show do you know , I am loving this commentary attracted to the darker hue lying on this show . Do you know I am attracted to the darker hue . Not too dark , but the darker hue I'm normally in a white boy's eye .

You're almost to my limit , but not quite there .

You're not , you're black , you're semi-sweet .

You're black , not completely dark . Can you go get that brown ?

paper bag for me , please .

This is going to determine if you're going to hit're not . You're black , you're semi-sweet . You're black , not completely . Could you go get that brown paper bag for me , please ? This is going to determine if you're going to hit or not .

Are you Hershey's or Nestle ? You're black .

But you're not like one of those dark black guys , you're not from the hood .

There are levels , cause there are . There are levels , yes .

There are levels , yes , cause you got Super , super Hood black , then you got Soft like Braxton black .

I can't stand Hood . I'm Braxton black , whether you're Black or white what ?

was his name .

Braxton , braxton , hartner , hartner , hartner , hartner , there you go , hood is hood I can't handle .

no , if you're , you know what I'm saying you know what I'm saying .

Ain't it weird how ?

come on , ain't it weird how , no matter the color of the hood always sounds like a nigga . You know what I'm saying .

Because I'm going to tell you why , though , I'm going to be honest . Because it's going to tell you why , though , I'm going to be honest ? Because ?

It's all because of boys in the hood .

No , because you know what white people in the hood , what they're considered right . They call them trailer trash , yeah .

So that's all it is . I mean , they really do . If it's a white hood cat , a black hood cat , a Mexican hood cat , they will all sound like the nigga , hood is hood .

It doesn't matter , we're dominant . Here's the thing . We just have just people of color . You can be Hispanic , black , asian . We just have so much culture . Now , all of a sudden , you're seeing the haircuts and the beards and the cats putting a part in their hair Cornrows .

I'm from there . Ain't it crazy , steve , how everything is coming back around , though , like the cornrows is back . Oh yeah , y'all like cornrows .

Nigga , I was doing that shit In high school Right .

Like straight back .

Hey Layers all of that shit . Second grade , third grade . You ever sweated a chick's braids out , nah ?

Me neither . Hey , I did one time though .

I should be asking questions .

I be thinking about it . Oh , you pulled them out . I ain't pull them out . It was a wig that I let go .

No , I ain't pull them out , it was a wig that .

I found I was smacking from the back right , Went to grab her hair . I felt the braid .

I let go . Oh damn , you started this shit .

Yeah , I would have put it on .

Pull off the whole lace front . And then turn around and put it on yourself Nah because she had to Look at me . Don't I look like Gobi Ross ?

She had to buy doofro . So I was thinking all right , this shit is hers . Oh Jesus . It wasn't hers . It wasn't hers . Oh no , I was a little disappointed . Oh man it is what it is . She turn over . It's all crooked .

Let me fix that for you . We out of control , man , your hair is so pretty . Then she started doing the walk of shame .

Grabbed her wig and you'd be like man .

You'd be like hey , her feet are dirty . You'd be like God damn .

I told you she was us .

Look she laughing . You know you done had some dirty feet in your day .

Dirty feet ? No , you know , you done , had some dirty feet in your day .

Dirty feet , no . You never had a walk of shame ever in your life .

In your young life .

I have a child who's just riced .

You don't walk bare feet . Please say that with a straight face . You do walk bare feet .

Exactly .

I know you be outside walking bare feet Boom , so you done sat up here and you done got a little tipsy and you done sat up here and been like damn , these heels is . I mean I know you wear sneakers , but you might have stepped out and had on some heels At graduation party .

And then you just like you still could have went , josh , I know you still could have went to support you .

I'm done .

Don't forget , I'm young . Covid was happening when I graduated . We didn't have a graduation congratulations on your GED .

Damn , covid was five years ago did she not say I didn't graduate .

I didn't , and I didn't get my GED either so you just out here , dumb as hell , listen , with no GED , no high school diploma , and can't you live on $40,000 a month ?

I can do $40,000 .

So you're just out here dumb .

Listen . I'm smart about some things , Not all things I dropped out .

I said it's hard out here for a pimp .

What was ?

you saying about your movie man Shit , I did see Final Destination . What'd you think ? I loved it .

Don't spoil it .

No .

I'm going to watch it .

Trust me , I'm the coldest , just riddle me this .

Just riddle me this . Was it more emotional than you thought it was going to be ? Yeah , okay , yeah , we'll talk off air . It was good . No spoilers . I liked it .

I will say the graphics , because you know I'm from like . When did it start ? Like ?

2000 , 2000 . Yeah , the original final edition , yeah , the first one . Yeah , 2000 .

So now it's just funny the way they kind of did stuff .

You're like that's crazy yeah , this one was a lot more smooth yeah , yeah , everything is oh yeah , Everything is now , right Now .

Mission Impossible is out , oh man .

Yeah , I got to go see that .

I've never seen a single one . What Not a ?

one , yeah , no .

Yo , you still ain't seen .

It's like Fashion Feud you still ain't seen Hobbs and Shaw .

I haven't . I haven't been watching that . I'm in that movie . I haven't watched the Enemy , but yeah , this movie that I was watching is called Blink Twice . Y'all heard of that .

Hey , that's with Channing .

Channing Tatum , yeah , channing Tatum .

I heard that movie is good , that man .

Watch the movie y'all . It's on Prime if you have it . Blink Twice .

Blink Twice is on , prime it's on .

Prime . It's been out for a year .

Oh yeah , no , it's been out a minute . Is that the one where he's in a telephone booth ? Hey , don , but I heard it was good , though is that wait now . Is that horror or is it thriller ? Thriller , is it okay ?

shout out , to shout out to Zoe Kravitz . You know that's her directorial debut oh , she directed Blink . Twice you watching Crunchyroll ? Yeah , she directed it . Alright . Hobbs and Shaw is on Hulu , is it ? I'm gonna check it out , hobbs and .

Shaw , hobbs and Shaw , hobbs and Shaw . I know y'all saw Hobbs and Shaw . Yeah , I'm the only one at this table .

who hasn't seen Hobbs and Shaw ?

I haven't seen Hobbs and Shaw . Oh wait , the .

Fast and the Furious With the Rock and Jason Statham . No I haven't Ellis . Elba , good question , do you ?

do your homework . What Good question .

Did you do your homework ? What was her homework ? She ain't had no homework . She had homework . Yeah , I didn't have any homework .

Okay , what do you think ?

Check her agenda . I'm trying to think . I've been watching a lot of series lately .

No , I did not , because I had to pay for my homework . Yeah , no , I just watch .

It's not streaming . Like I said , I just do movies , you just don't do movies . Yeah , I do a lot of series . I got nine swats uh loaded up .

Oh , yeah , oh I'm just the last . I'm about to have a great summer .

It's the last season , uh-uh oh , I don't know , that's nine up .

Well , not exactly nine hours , but how long was shamar more on the young and restless ? Shamar Moore on the Young and the Restless .

Probably forever , I actually Googled it today .

He did like 500-something episodes .

Did he Damn so for how many years ? I want to say like oh dog , he was one of the hell yeah , he wasn't one of the originals ? No , he wasn't the original .

So yeah , young and the Restless was started in 1974 .

Is that when it started ?

Yeah , 73 or 74 .

That's a damn shine . That's how I can remember that . Well , not remember it , but I was around back then .

What made me think about it ? Because it was on the TV . Today I was working from home .

Victor Newman's still on there . Victor Newman's still on there .

He's got the most episodes , so I started Googling it .

So it's been . He started from the original 43 .

No , he didn't start till 80 .

Oh , he started in 80? .

Yeah .

Good old Victor Newman Still on there . Jack , still on there ? Yeah , cause I really didn't watch it . Victoria , but I know , or , um , nikki , oh , yeah , victoria Rao , oh , you talking about the black chick , oh , victor , the white lady .

Yeah , nikki , okay , okay , but then I was like I went down a little rabbit hole , started Googling people who was on there . Yeah , yeah , that's crazy .

Anybody have any soap opera crushes ?

Hell yeah , I'm looking at them right now .

I ain't watching enough to . I know I liked Debbie Morgan yeah .

I don't watch soap operas .

You gotta realize , debbie Morgan . Yeah , you gotta realize , back in our day there was no cable , it was three channels , like three , five . I'm saying there was just three , five and eight .

So Poppers are all network , then the news would come on .

We'd watch the Price is Right the News Then so Poppers , the news will come on . That's all I have . We'll watch the Price is Right . The Price is Right the news , then soap opera .

I had Cubo and Ion Television . That's all I had . You had what Ion Television .

I heard Ion Television and .

Cubo . That's all I had , so I'd re-watch reruns of Criminal Minds and Law and Order .

Were you watching Psych ?

Hell yeah , I love Psych .

I think I heard that before .

I love Psych .

They both close .

I've seen Psych . It's pretty good .

I haven't been watching movies , though I'm about to become an anime nerd here in a minute . Crud troll , what you about to watch , guess who else watched anime ?

I watched season 2 of J anime nerd here in a minute . Crud troll , what you about to watch ? Guess who else watch anime .

I want to watch season two of Jujutsu Kaisen .

Never finished it . I'm spying on 40,000 a month .

I have to finish season two . I've just binge watched the whole first season .

Maybe I'll watch that it's actually pretty good After I watch Hobbs and .

Shaw , episode

Homework . So what , we've had four episodes done .

Hey everybody . Thank you for hey Lilo and Stitch is out . I'll be Caucasian .

Yeah , I'll wait .

I'll work on that . I'll wait for a problem , I'll get more hood .

But hey , I mean , you might have you know , might be some little kid .

No , my thing with that man . Leave these animated classics alone . No , I like like Lion King was done pretty good .

Lion King was cool . It was really good . Oh what Lilo and Stitch ?

Lilo and Stitch was animated back in 2002 .

Yeah , Lilo and Stitch is an animation . I have no idea they're redoing all these Disney movies .

They got 52 . And then they doing a live action .

Moana the mountain times you go to . You should know about movies .

I never seen . I don't pay attention to Lilo . I mean , I know Lilo and Stitch is cause . I see people's backpacks and stuff so they gonna do a live action . I know Moana .

I watched them both when I was on the plane going to hopefully soon . Yeah , a live A live action Thundercats .

I'll watch that .

If they do .

I'll watch that .

Like He-Man and all that . Voltron . They already did a He-Man , they did a live action He-Man .

With Skeletor , but they didn't do a live action Thundercats .

They do that .

I'm watching that .

I might watch that three times if they do it right they ruining them that's Hollywood , for you Hollywood hey , we hope y'all enjoyed the show . Once again . Our conversations is just for entertainment purposes only Next week we might talk about Diddy .

It's your birthday .

We might talk about the Diddy trial .

I'm going to just go on record and say happy birthday , jess , since I'm not going to be here .

Thank you , hope y'all have a magnificent Memorial Day . By the time , y'all listen to this Diddy . You want anything for your birthday , didn't she say greens ?

I do want greens . Collard green Hell yeah .

Have you ever had collard greens ?

Yeah , that's why I want them . I've been craving them .

They made right . Hey , tell them , stop trying to disrespect your white .

Jess , what are some good ?

white things . I am white , yes .

Listen , I didn't even know you was white .

What I don't know , what he tells me about . I know I'm looking pretty tan these days .

No , you Italian , Sicilian , thank you . Hey , we're going to take a group photo one of these days , because I know they want to match voices with faces with voices Speaking of one of them days that's on Netflix now .

One Faces with voices Speaking of one of them days that's on Netflix now One of them days .

Hell yeah , if you didn't get a chance to check it out theaters . Watch it on Netflix . I went to the movies to see it . Tony Baker was on it . Hell yeah .

His part was too small , for me it was too small .

Anyway , biscuits dry , I was done . That shit was funny . It was good , I like when he said If you don't have it now , you don't have the money today , you ain't gonna have it .

You ain't gonna have it tomorrow , unless I hit Powerball .

You ain't gonna have it next week or next month . I ask you next week .

Anyway .

Holla .

We miss you , joe .