The Crumb Snatchers Are back!!!

I Was the crowd clapping . Where's it in the car ?

I got my look in my .

Anyway , I like Buffalo . I won't Welcome to the nobody's talking podcast . We're back and we asked Special guests , special in the house . In the house , we're gonna call this part two .

Now , that's how this like remake of part one .

Oh , Because no , they said shit nigga . They really crumb snatchers now . Yeah , that's what we're gonna talk about . Make sure y'all talking to the Mike .

Yeah .

Hey , we got the crumb snatchers back . I .

Got a problem .

Hi , mom , you're back . Mom Joe said it and we said we ain't gonna talk crazy . But how are you know ? Everybody introduce a self . This is Bosco .

Damian .

One and only , aka Sherrod , and .

I haven't seen .

I forgot your name for a minute . It's all good oh it's been like three years .

Since you're saying them , y'all used to come to the hill , yeah .

Hey , trust me , my conditioning is a lot better .

Is it I should be your 15 ?

No , no . But my point is , I could probably sprint that entire hill now .

No , you can't sprint entire hill , but you can probably sprint like a little bit past the t-shirt tree .

T-shirt tree .

No , he can know , he can jog cross . No , I guarantee he might be able to make it to the top of the hill . I'm not denying that you think you can sprint the entire .

No , okay , at least I can sprint to kill across .

Oh no , no , you can do that . Curve the t-shirt , killer , curf , killer curf . Oh no , no , I'm not doubting that . Yeah , I'm sure you can .

Yeah you should be able to at 15 .

Hell yeah , all right , so then I should be able to do the entire thing .

No , you can do the entire thing , but sprinting the whole thing I don't know how much money . I don't doubt you .

Thank you can do it , money Okay , hey , I got a bet if he don't make it .

Oh , how much did I have to pay last time .

I think we did a bet last time .

It was like what you want to bet .

Sprint the entire . Thing .

Yeah .

Well , what do you consider a sprint like I have to be like you can do it , I could do it . You can sprint the entire thing now , when I was 75 , I can probably do it with a beer in my hands .

I want different down here , I want full . You gotta , you gotta go full you have to .

You have to go at least to the curb . No , no , no , no . He has to go at least ten miles an hour To the top you can't just be moving your arms fast , looking like you sprinting either .

I want full sprint ten miles an hour .

I saw . The next time I go over , do I make it to ten bucks ?

I make it to no , you said to the top , if we going to the top right to the top .

That's like one lap around the track . One lap around the track , that's to light work around a track .

I can sprint an entire track the track .

This is flat . I know , but if you're comparing it to a track , then no , I'm saying from the bottom of the hill to the top . See how you , when you want your balls dropped , I'm gonna tell you this is how a man goes .

Here's the thing .

Now this is what happens when you're a kid you lose a little confidence , right . So then you start to get a little older , get in the high school . You get all the confidence . You know , had a lot of confidence , you know , played in high school and was on varsity super , super early . Then your grown man Still had confidence .

I take a while for that to happen .

Hey well for the pistol not to work .

I take a while .

Hey , you can put a couple bullets in there and make it sure . Pills for that now to make the pistols work when you're a teenager man and . They see we can't get in trouble for this because they mom is sitting right here .

I'm just saying when you're a teenager , though , man , please .

No , listen , when you're a teenager , you think you're gonna live forever , right , hey , what's old to you ? What's old ? What's what's old , do you think , am I old ?

Yeah , something like 35 , 75 and up 75 , 40 .

Oh , all right , santana was old to you . What is considered old to you ?

I'd say 70 .

Okay , y'all just saying that yeah .

Cuz they know Joe , you know Joe close .

You see a mother before this , before the time , yeah , no hey , listen exactly most of the times like when you 16 , 17 , you be like man .

He's 40 . Hey damn you owe this a change 35 , because you , the teachers , don't look the same right , you have any good-looking teachers , I Know you do , probably my Spanish teacher , but she's got like a big forehead .

She's the Spanish teacher and she doesn't even speak Spanish .

And she got a big phone .

No , she speaks Spanish but it sounds like her Spanish is Spanish .

She's from , like the south .

What kind of hips you ?

got . I don't even know man .

There , you go see the older you get .

It's just cuz last time it started out just like this , but it's just like imagine a nine-year-old saying that yeah . But , like you know , there's .

Yeah , you were 12 , I was 11 .

I think I was 11 , so it's a big difference when you hit puberty right .

So you hit puberty when they hit puberty 14 .

I didn't hear puberty . I didn't . My voice didn't drop until this summer .

Okay , and I didn't grow till

Yeah , I thought I thought , are you ?

I'm 511 now 511 I was like . I think I was like 411 the last time I was short .

Yeah , yeah , you feeling good about yourself now , huh .

I'm definitely one of the tallest freshmen .

Are you ?

But I'm also one of the oldest freshmen never been held back . I was just put in late do the girls like you . You're oh wait , yeah , my way it's gonna have a girlfriend Do you know cuz I mean ?

one one . I want to get you in trouble .

That's not having a girl freshman .

Freshman you better .

Need to be like a junior yeah of course , yeah , that's what I'm saying . Yeah , those are the only pretty ones too . All right , cuz they freshman girls don't even know how to put on makeup yet .

They know how to put on makeup at like 10 years old now , and I'm talking about .

Worrying and all that stuff ?

It's no joke . What are you talking about , mom ?

You have not seen it . It is about maybe three layers and it's not like it's kate on skin tone between their neck and their face .

Oh , thank you , brother , but it's better than it used to be like girls like that they put some of makeup on . Look like they got bitter like . It's where you have different colors and spots and can't even put a hickey on .

You gotta get to the makeup . Yeah no , these girls wear a lot of makeup , that's for sure . Yeah , and it's expensive makeup , I know it ain't cheap .

And then they'd be putting on highlighter looking like an anime character right here .

Yeah so the young , so the young ones do that , but the juniors and seniors on do .

Some of the juniors and seniors still do it . They think it's attractive . And then we've got those weirdos .

Listen . I know , that's what the ladies need to realize you don't need all that listen . No , they don't . First off , we don't even care , we , we honestly don't .

Like you might care a little bit right now as you get the I'll say it , that's one , ladies , only one that care about your makeup is your friends .

That's it . And then , and your friends want you to go out there looking terrible , oh , no , girl , go ahead . You look good , no , and you look terrible .

Can't even hold your eyes with my lashes . Oh baby , exactly .

Oh yeah you sitting up there and then you go like , look like you sleep ?

Yeah , they were in lashes with that's come brothers on .

probably they weren't last in high school yes , they got ones that look like if they flap .

Terrible what they would . The all you young girls need to learn . Stop it .

Oh , for real , though , it's ugly and it's unattractive , right now back in the day column come brothers .

I think I need to turn the family .

It's like she said now . It's like everybody starts a lot of . You know , you're back in the day when we were kids , we had you wasn't even .

You had to wear shorts to your knees .

You can't even wear makeup , right , you had to like good , get through the mama , daddy , the brother , the sister , the dog , just even say hi .

Then if you was on the party line .

You had to wait two hours .

Now they got their own phone .

Y'all know what a party .

Pardon , now they don't know about the party line , the party line we was growing up .

We had a party line . They didn't have enough lines back in the day because phones have just been .

What the phones ? First of all that .

Landline yeah , but they would have to hold that one , the whole neighborhood would be on one line oh .

So you have to wait .

Someone else was done . You have to wait till it done , so you use the phone or you have to interrupt . That sucks . Oh , you can just pick it up and listen to this shit .

Now you can pick it up and listen to this .

That's agent and then they would be like . I know you're on the phone , I can hear you breathing sounds like before all the other guys this time .

Is right at the boy was during his time .

No , I did . Yeah , it wasn't like when I was a kid .

Yeah , I don't know what I don't know this you had a , you had a cord that long phone cord in the kitchen ?

Yeah it's about like 50 , 60 feet so you can make it to the other room .

I'll see the road . It's a privacy .

Rotary phones yeah , like the all the ones we have to .

yeah you got a dial , I don't understand how to dial that . That doesn't make no , you have to do . Y'all know how to tell time . Yeah , well , on an analog or on the end on the analog clock .

That's not analog .

No , you come on . Oh , it is analog , analog .

Yeah , I can . I mean that I have to be in that for high school . I'm in this , oh , I'm in that . Rotc you know ROTC .

Yeah they go to a charter school , so they do all the old school . It's a traditional , they know how to hand write and all that stuff . Yeah cursive .

Y'all know how to do cursive , Okay .

I learned everything I know we had to make .

I learned everything like you're supposed to know guess what ?

and you ain't gonna use . Don't believe that you use it .

No , you won't know you .

George is here to sugarcoats up the way .

I'm not here coding cuz , pretty boy , I'm just saying oh . Actually no , when are you gonna do that ? Try to go , shit gonna fail and you gonna eat that , oh Lord the way I'm heading .

No , I'm not gonna need it .

Okay .

Listen , hey , unless I'm becoming an engineer , I don't need a , if you know .

It ain't even about knowing that use math and everything I'm talking about like the history .

I know a lot about history .

Oh , you ain't gonna need it oh . You a you ask me anything , ask me .

Let me ask you a real easy , simple question .

Okay , go ahead .

What's ? How did World War two start ? It's the most simplest question .

Oh shit , I don't remember . Okay , so I do .

But I Poland was . I don't even want to Start where ?

what ? To Poland , okay , but guess what ?

I can do , I can Google it . So that means I know it .

That's the problem . No , it's access to too much stuff Exactly when like that's a joke the spirits is y'all know , what the source is yes .

Do you know how to go to the library and grab a little index cards and look for a book ? Joe had to do that . You had to do that .

Yeah , he had to do it , Microfishing you know we should have microfishing .

You want to have microfishing ?

OK .

We had that . Then we got it toward the end .

But then it was like the real thing you had to slide it , though it wasn't a oh . Ok , it wasn't a .

I know , people out here like , oh my god , what they telling these kids ? It is for entertainment purposes only . People .

It's not like we even understand what they're saying .

Don't get your panties in a bunch Blah , blah , blah , blah , blah , blah blah .

See , I remember when I bought my first flip phone . It was about this big iPhone .

It was about your first phone in the country , the flip About this skinny . No , it was about like that . It was about this big . It was about a roller one , the flip phone .

Oh , the flip phone , I found it like one year .

I was cleaning out the closet and I found it and I was going to keep it . I don't know what happened to it .

It was kind of like a little mini brick . I said it was big . No , it was big .

I thought the Nokia's were like the little mini bricks . The ones that didn't break .

Oh yeah , they did have Nokia's .

I just saw a Radio Shack commercial . It was $7.99 . And it was like this bag that you carry .

Oh yeah , it was the phone with you and stuff .

And you were saving $350 . Oh yeah , that was the first portable phone .

You put it in your car .

You plug it in your car , yeah , and then that was basically the satellite one .

But it was where those people were using the phone , like at the beach .

When .

I was there like and the .

CBs were big , then Everybody had a CB . Oh yeah , yeah .

Even at your house . Yeah , Pippie's the city fair and talked to neighbors and stuff . You had it in the car .

And at the house you put like a 40-feet antenna . You can pick up from Iowa and the country pretty much .

Well , you started out with like string cans , right , god damn . No no .

That was a science experiment . That's all . That was a scientific experiment .

And it actually works .

That was a science experiment it does work . No experiment .

I was my first phone . I had to wait until after 9 o'clock to use it because Oralcy would have to use minutes . These kids have no idea what it's like to wait until 9 o'clock at night For what To be able to talk on the phone .

You didn't even have to go through that , mom , I did , yeah , no .

She's a little bit younger than me .

I thought y'all said that wasn't during his time .

No , you're talking back .

They didn't have cell phones . She didn't have cell phones .

Night and weekend . We didn't have cell phones growing up .

That was no same thing . I was a three when I got grown . They had beepers . I had beepers .

Yeah , we had beepers . So yeah , I remember beepers .

I had the big ones what ?

are those All those are , never mind . I'm thinking something else . Yeah , they were the beepers , because people would call them down .

Pagers .

I thought I was thinking the pagers , what they're saying . Well , they were beepers first , so you would wait . That's the same thing . Then , as soon as the time hit 9 o'clock , you start calling everybody up and everybody , and then you stop calling them .

It's like 7 o'clock in the morning or something like that .

Yeah , like , or was it 6 something ?

yeah .

Something like whatever it was Sunday , that whole weekend you just use that phone to death and then remember you used to have to pay for text messages , Text messages , and then that ended up flipping .

So then they used to have a plan where you had five friends for free , so you can .

Yeah , that would be fine . Oh yeah , you can call them for free , for free .

They were including in your minutes . You can call . Yeah , yeah , yeah .

And then text messaging was like if you wanted to , you had to do it with the numbers , so like A , B and C was one , so you had to click , click , click until you got it . It was , you would just text like C and then you and then soon .

You're not even trying to write the whole thing . Oh , this is literally why I'll never be depressed . I'm so lucky . Look what I have .

Yeah , I'm just saying I can't get on my , so my kids are . I got 16 , 7 , it'll be 17 .

Yep and 14 and they'll never know anything different .

Right , because that's what they don't know the rotary phones so it's like it's hard to it's hard to get on them now .

Because , they don't know , they don't know that . And the flip phone came back . No , bro , oh yeah , I want that Dial up .

Oh , the Motorola flip phones , the one that looks like a tablet Now .

I want the little .

Samsung .

It'll start off like this let's go . Yeah , they don't know nothing . But dial up , bro . That shit was horrible .

Oh , the dial up internet American online , oh , my god .

And you think Matrix was fast .

It was just like the Matrix .

That's where it was , but it took forever .

So the first time I had them dial up . We got a computer . My mom plugged it in . We got American online .

What was it ? It ?

was yeah , so we plugged it in and you just hear , and you just thought it was the fastest , we almost saw it . We almost saw it , man , my mom got a $700 bill . Man , I got the worst ass whooping in my life .

My person was a tandy guy Shut everything down .

And I had a tandy from . I got a tandy from Radio Shack .

Yeah , a tandy . Yeah , that was like Radio Shack , brand , wasn't it that ?

was so slow , bro , it was only like four megabytes or some shit like that .

But see , we used to think that was fast , it was four megabytes .

I think the whole computer was four megabytes . Y'all understand we used to think that was fast A friend put more in there and took it up to like 12 or 16 or something like that . You just have to add and stuff to it and that thing was slow , the only thing you could play on it was doom man .

It wasn't slow Back then that was popular back then .

That was a , thing , hell yeah .

Oh man , we used to DOOM it ain't like the one you were talking about . Yeah , a lot of these big old guys .

It was doom . There's no way you can play on that thing , yeah .

Yeah .

And it was so slow , it was like , and the thing would kill you before you even shoot the damn thing .

XT . You know you're regenerating .

Because you have to take a floppy disk and download the game on a floppy disk . They don't know what a floppy disk is and then put the floppy disk in .

I've heard of one before You've heard of one . You know what it looked like . No , you got to Google it .

Let me see . Hey , y'all need to make a time capsule , yeah .

And put it in the backyard or something . See then it came out With time capsule . Yeah , I have one .

Before they had CDs they had a .

CD ROM .

But they had a . But it's huge . Let me see what you got . Yeah , it's big , though it's like . It's like .

Yeah , but it just looks like a big SIM card that you put in .

It's actually floppy you don't put it in yeah .

They only had like a CD player .

That was something else . Oh , that was the . That's not a disk .

Yeah . Yeah , there was two types . There was a hard one , but before then it was the One by one type . Yeah , you know what I'm talking about .

What he was showing was in a floppy disk . No , what you ?

was showing was a . Was a just a disk ?

Yes , yeah , I'll show you .

A floppy disk was like Was it like .

Yeah , it was a plastic and had that little square CD . He had a little circular film inside of it .

It was square like a square CD . So there's the . So that's like they came in that .

So that started it that was a middle one , and that was what it ended up . So yeah , they're all considered floppy disks .

And we saved all kinds of stuff on that . And then they made hard drives and they didn't even yeah , because you have the USB drive .

Whatever you put on your computer would slow it down so bad you would have to download it onto one of those . Oh , I see that's it In order for you to reuse it .

And that is a good question for all the people that had those computers . I'm saying that was really , really into the computer and had all the stuff saved . How did they go from ? Like you know we , can we get a new device . It's like Like nothing , you just took your device .

It's just like because when it appeared get the device you hold them together .

I'm like , ok now with microphone Microsoft first came out they could use the floppy . You can use all the disk in the Microsoft and the beginning like the computer .

Right .

You use all the disk in there , and then they got rid of the floppy and then they went to the CD .

Yeah , CD wrong . Yeah , I know what the .

CD , but they went to . There was laser , this first .

I know what a CD .

Now we have the we got the cloud ?

Is it just like a regular CD ?

Yes .

OK then you know the CD OK but they had to laser this first , which is about that big . That's one used to put movies on and they have to play the movie , but no things was expensive , but you put the movie on it and you couldn't even get the whole movie on it . You have to . It was always to get to this , yeah .

Well , that's ridiculous .

And it would only hold like like 45 minutes . Right you have a movie and you take it off , you play it and you put the other one in the startup , where it's definitely I grew up with .

VHS tapes . That's what I grew up with . Yeah , that way , yeah yeah , they have VHS .

But yeah , that's what I had .

They went to the minnet once Said Hannah , look at that .

Joe , I had the minnet once I had a little .

TV and it like took in all the VHS tapes so he they had all the Disney ones , you know and so that way they can just put it in and take it out ?

Yeah , probably watch , like Toy Story 45 .

Oh my God , the Lion King was his .

Oh my God . Hey , I did hear this . They were saying a lot of the Blu-rays and stuff are coming back because with these streaming services , sometimes , like when they pull the movie off , then it's just gone .

It'll come back , though that's I mean yeah , it'll come back , it just takes time .

But it's just the thing like oh man , I want to watch Beverly Hills Cop . He was like oh shit Bro .

I was watching .

Netflix right now . It just got on Netflix .

Yeah , yeah , because they coming out Beverly Hills Cop four .

Yeah , Actually .

I don't even really want to .

Why can't they just keep everything on there , that's what I'm saying .

I think it's not over saturated . So they try to , they try to control it . Well that's .

Netflix , Netflix . Yes , but that's all of them .

That's all of them , no only Netflix , I think no , so Netflix , the only ones that do the purge Well , I think Prime probably does it Listen what are you talking about , Prime has everything .

You just have to buy it , buy it , you have to buy it .

But they'll tell you like , well , they'll let you watch it for free , and then , after a certain long day , you have to buy it , you got to rent , buy it or whatever , and then Netflix give you so many weeks to watch it and then they'll take it off .

But Netflix is the only one that does it . Hulu doesn't do that , disney doesn't do that . Yeah , only Netflix does that . But that's because like Hulu focuses on one thing they focus on . Like Fox , Disney Plus focuses on Disney and then other stuff .

But Netflix has like way too many streaming services . That's what I'm saying .

Everybody got their own streaming service pretty much .

By the time you pay for everything you're already paying for cable .

I'm still mad at right now . I'm mad at NBC .

Oh , it's not up yet .

I haven't went to it .

It's still not up . Nbc . What streaming no ?

We don't have NBC right now . Yeah , direct TV , Direct TV . We don't have NBC .

So I got to pay for .

Peacock .

Oh , I know I don't have no problem with it . Oh yeah , you know me , Everything I got to bootleg Bootleg , Bootleg Glicker .

Allegedly trying to get you in trouble . Just say that allegedly Ain't nobody bootlegin' Bootlegin' , bootlegin' Bootlegin' .

Bootleg . I said I'm not allegedly nothing . Y'all allegedly do it .

I ain't allegedly shit . I'll bootleg some shit . Who controls Park as the FCC man ?

I have no idea , but I haven't got any crazy emails yet I can bootleg ?

I don't think .

My mom will just bootleg .

I believe a lot of my mom's .

I don't know if I'm going to see that so Lil sorry , tell me how's the high school experience ?

I haven't been getting into trouble . I don't need nothing that much . I haven't gotten detention , nothing . I've been focusing on school sports and all that . But something did crazy just happen not between me , but I'm not going to mention any names like high school .

I prefer to go to that no one's fighting no one's fighting .

But there was a school , like maybe a mile away , called Mountain Sky , where everyone that went to Mountain Sky now goes to my high school average , maybe a fight a week . Everyone in the bathroom smoking and everything .

Is it between the Preppy Kids and the Kids for Mountain ?

No , literally , there's only three kids , because all of the kids that went to Painter Rock Academy were like loaded , loaded , loaded and then so they all went to like private schools for high school and that's just a whole lot more expensive . But now high school , right now everyone from Mountain Sky Like I've already gotten robbed .

What was it at ? Why would you take that ? I think I got $140 cologne in school . Why would you take that in ?

school Because baby in school . Okay , so it was my fault . I definitely was . Yes , it was , yes , it was .

But okay , hey , listen , let me tell you something real quick . Y'all know they have something . It costs $12 .

I carry it in my travel pack . I know what it is . I know what it is .

Dude , that's all you gotta take . They take that .

You just be like . I know I didn't think about it .

That was mean . So I guess you kind of forgot your .

Jun enduring that . What do you mean ? It was like it's all right now . No , no , no , no . I wish I hadroll . I wish I had a trailer . It was big , it's a wonderful trailer , and I didn't realise that it cost $30 . Yeah right , I should be like $20 in school , but whatever . So I'm like to go work out or do whatever we were doing that day .

And they took it and my friend was like yo , let me get a spray .

I was like , yeah , get it in the pocket . It was gone and I , just I was like I can't even get mad at anyone , I should just be mad at my friend .

That's why you got to take the little , the little bootleg stuff or just get like the little or or you know what .

You know , what you do , is you do what you do ?

is you take a shower after gym class ?

No , no , that's the thing , though you kiss us , and then you're supposed to stink anyway , like go get you some drink .

That's . That's something you can't be . I got him , I got him some .

Adidas . I just didn't know about that thing though , that and you pour it out and put the good stuff in there .

Anybody going to take the Dracar ?

Now get some of your car man . Pour it out and then put your good stuff in there . Yeah , yeah , did you get them a little . Yeah , I bought them .

They ain't going to take the Dracar now , but I just need a few colognes now for Christmas . I already know what I want , but colognes are expensive . Now Everything is .

Yeah .

But colognes are .

And you know you only need a couple , right ? You don't need like a million , you know you can get only women .

There's only three colognes that I really want .

You know you can get the knockoff . Colognes , that felt just like it .

But they don't last . That's the thing , though . They don't last , they don't smell the best .

Yeah , no , no , you can't , don't , don't wear knockoff cologne . I'm saying I'm going to even set you down that path .

That's like getting X-em on your skin because you just put it yeah , I can't set you down , I don't knockoff colognes , but I heard you . Yeah no , no , I can't do that , don't get knockoff colognes Just get like not popular brands , they're just not as expensive .

Like this one . Just don't buy food , timmo , you'll be good .

Yeah , I want to .

Which ones are .

Timmo , tell us which ones you like .

This one , azaro , this Dior . And then I want this what was it ? Jpg . They're like really expensive colognes Like in total for all three of them it's probably like 350 . But I'm not worrying about them right now .

God dang .

He gave him a job , but I need to get to that .

And the snatcher . But again , hey , Jimmy Choo , whoever Y'all want that Girls can get it for .

Christmas Hold on If they want it .

Dude , I spend so much money for snowboarding .

Oh yeah , no .

He's going to get a hug for .

Christmas . I literally I won't Like . She literally spent maybe 250 , I mean like two weeks ago for snowboarding , snowboarding .

Oh man , girls be complimenting you on your cologne , I spent your cologne last night .

Yeah , they be complimenting you on your cologne now . With what cologne now ?

But do they compliment you on your smell after you ?

After I put it on back .

Yes , they do .

Any compliment ? How many sprays do you spray ?

Dior is so strong . All you need is literally two .

OK , two sprays , just making sure you ain't sitting here smelling like a factory .

You just need a couple and you can taste it when you walk by .

That's what everyone wants . Yeah , that's bad .

You only want to taste it when it's time .

Yeah , yeah .

Nobody wants to taste it . How about you , son ? Oh ?

snack school . You're in middle school .

I know that just slipped down , you in middle school son . Yeah , I'm in seventh grade . I just joined the basketball team . I'm a starter point guard .

Oh .

Oh , shoot Give me some .

Who's your favorite player ?

A ball time .

Me Right now .

Don't you play football ?

I play everything .

He basically says stick to football , damn . I'll put you down , who's your ?

favorite player , who you modeled your game after After .

Well , Michael Jordan is the best , but I like Kobe a lot .

OK , that's good , that's respectable .

What do you think of LeBron ?

LeBron's a great player . He's a great player .

Do you like him though ?

Yes , I love him from that . Do you think he's better than Jordan ? Yes , so you're off a practice set . Stick to football .

You got the points .

No .

We don't think he's better than Jordan .

I think he's more accomplished than Jordan . Yes , that's all it counts . Yes played longer .

He's more accomplished than Jordan . He's not better than Jordan . He's played longer . There we go . Got the points OK .

I can accept that , but it's because he's played what ?

five , six more seasons than him .

LeBron man , because he's 50 .

Yeah , lebron's like 39 .

LeBron is from Akron , Ohio . He's the greatest ever .

He's put in 27 points a game at 39 years old .

Take it from me 39 is your body , though .

I don't know why you wouldn't want to say Jordan's the best . You look like Michael Jordan .

Hey , don't make no difference , Jordan ain't from Akron Ohio .

Play for , like South Carolina , though he's play for North Carolina .

Haney ain't going to the same Vintz , the same area high school .

You won't get a real answer out of basketball . You got mad , yeah , yeah .

Who's your favorite football player ?

Randy Moss .

Yep , I don't know , I don't even really like it . Damn , I do not , I don't really like football .

Oh OK , yeah , we don't like football Really .

You don't what sport do you play .

I play soccer and baseball .

You said Randy , you don't know Randy Moss . Apparently he's just like football .

I'm like damn Damn Randy Moss , let's see here , not Randy Moss .

Football's way too slow for me , bro .

Too slow . What Start , stop , start , stop , start , stop , start , stop .

Well , my kids play hockey , so it's up and down Hockey's aggressive huh , so you got to find a lot , so are your kids planning to go to school with a scholarship . Hell . No , they ain't going to a scholarship .

So , they ain't going to college .

No , they're going to college . I don't know about my oldest , but my youngest he ain't . He's not the one to play hockey in college OK .

Because I just got a call today from a recruiter for baseball , so they're already starting to look . Yeah .

I mean they .

Yeah , are you being serious ? Yeah , what did they say ?

I don't know . I haven't talked to them , so I have to talk to them on Tuesday . They're already like . I don't know how it works .

No , no , no , no , no no no , no , no so baseball and hockey are two totally different . So hockey , the path to the pros is it's crazy .

What was the decision ? You play , no , but this is just to go to school .

Well , even to even get to college is different because , well , hockey you got to go through like juniors it's . It's a whole different process . Baseball , like you can , you don't have to .

I need to address a few things you didn't tell me about this .

I just got it today . I'm going to talk with the guy on Tuesday .

But I don't know , how do they even know about me ?

Because when you fill out applications now , you tell them , like my kid is interested in going to school , we're trying to do something ?

No , we get emails all the time about it .

Yeah , my position is not all the time .

The position I play for baseball is a pitcher and shortstop . If I'm not playing pitcher , I'm playing shortstop , and if I'm not playing shortstop , I'm playing pitcher .

Were you at 90s , 80s .

Oh man , 15 . 15 , bro , I'm barely , I'm barely pushing he about maybe 75 .

We had kids just turn 15 .

That's my max . That's my max 90 miles an hour . Yeah , no , no , no See , that's the thing though .

Well , if you look at , maybe like seniors and stuff like that . There's barely 80 .

If you look at me , I'm not . I'm not big .

So we had a kid more on technique .

So I'm more on technique . I do have a little strength , but it's all technique for me .

We had a kid that can pitch with both hands . Yeah . That shit was crazy Although he drank a lot , though , so he ain't really going away , but still Were you drinking as well , so I'm drinking now it looks faster yeah .

So , but , like so now .

I'm getting ready to start all this Like I don't . It's not . Like you know , I'm going to have to learn how to navigate through all this stuff . I do want , I will .

I can be bribed , I definitely can say that you got to so . So I get a lot of emails about Katelyn , about playing college hockey .

Yeah .

A lot of it . You don't know how it's going to . I mean , it's just email , so they're just . They're just . You think it's like a scam or a scam is just trying to get you to pay for the services , all the recruiting stuff , all that stuff , yeah , OK , are you not sitting next to somebody that just ?

went through . You know the whole process .

Ok , you know that's why I'm here .

That's why I'm asking . You can't sit and wait .

You have to send out the stuff yourself , ok , so we have to do stuff , I have to be proactive and you need to videotape everything he does . I have to videotape everything he does . Ok , I got to go .

If you're good , they will find you .

No , but everything . So , when you follow me no but when you , when he comes to junior senior .

you can come out money on that senior year Got you , I'll get a video I'm going to come find you of him .

I'll either be playing . Either be playing D1 or nothing .

Even even when he was a kid . Like you got those . You know you can throw those in there .

I should not skip the minor or major .

minor or major , they're like him .

You're serious about all his stuff . Well , that's the thing , Well that's when he gets to high school . You already have all this really stuff , yeah .

Sports can change your life .

That's what I'm saying .

I mean that's all he or Tony money . Yeah , I just want them to go to school for free .

Like , if that can happen and they can play maybe overseas or whatever , a little bit before they have to like join the workforce . I'm cool with that , you know I know he , but he's getting his contract over 700 million for this contract .

Yeah , but that's because he's with the best team in the league .

I'm starting to get two million a year . For 10 years he's with the best team .

Everybody know the .

Braves best team in the league . All right . So Atlanta Braves won what two years ago , and that's the last time and the Dodgers won .

What two years , one year ago ?

Three years ago .

Three years ago , whatever .

We're more in the finals , and who not I mean ? Come on , y'all got swept by the good guys , I don't even really pay attention to baseball , I just like to play baseball and I'm not really a baseball player . Nobody pays attention to baseball Joe , yeah , no one pays attention . I don't pay attention . I'll tell you who won the five Super Bowl .

Yeah , I just heard about Otani , because they asked me yesterday how I felt about it .

I was like ooh , what is that ? How do you ?

not know .

Otani is . He's the best in the league

See , I know a guy who I don't know that 700 million though .

That's why those fucking tickets are like $60 to sit up in the nose .

I know a guy who coached it for the 16 .

USA team 16 US oh Baseball .

Well , I think with baseball you've got to have a good team in order for your team to be good .

No , they just take all the good players from .

No , that's baseball and basketball . If you're baseball .

Again , all new stuff for me .

So you'll figure it out If he's good , definitely , you see that big old 14-year-old kid .

He's on a home run .

If you have questions , I'll answer . Even though he's on the USA , he finds his way back in the 80s and 90s 14 US .

Why didn't I have to talk to your dad about it ?

And he's your dad Did your dad do all that . If you're good , they'll find you .

I think he's about 250 pounds . Six , five , no , I'm only about six . Two . That big kid , yeah . So then he's just no , no no , that's what you .

So if he's hitting runs , ok , look , this is how he's hitting home runs . You will hit a home run over me every single time . No , because you've got so much more Dude let me tell you why His hands beat . Yeah , I've got speed too , but it's so much different . You have to be like big in order to no , you don't .

Actually , it's his hands beat . So if you work , on the hips if you work on your hips and your wrist , you'll be good .

I've been playing baseball 11 years 12 years Okay . I'm telling you , it's all in hips I got .

Just tell you , I'm just saying like , and one thing I know about this is strength . Listen .

Rylan , the corner is in a big dude ?

I'm not , but you don't have to be big .

I'm an average At best softball player Are you play softball when average at best where tell them Wednesday night .

Right , victory lanes ?

no , I'm gonna come out right .

What do you play ? What do you play ? No , I didn't .

I usually play .

Are , you are you a BC or D . I started to get upset . I'm probably .

So I'm average at best Softball player you know this is still going on .

He does need a hitting coach . The thing is , she wants me to .

She expects me to bang it to like no , she expects me to hit it . I always get on base , always get on base , oh it's always on base . Okay , maybe let's say for the entire season . I maybe went Twint uh , let's see how many times okay he could have done a lot better .

Like striking now , when it was not necessary , and I understand that like getting in your head .

So are you one of those moms that be on the sideline , that be yelling ?

Yes on every you crazy Say no you crazy mom , I'm not crazy .

Yeah , okay .

Let me go . I just had a coach last year and it made me so mad because the guy was useless and he didn't teach them anything and at that age they should have been knowing how to steal , where to throw the ball .

You want to know .

That's actual that's basic baseball stuff . And he all he did was hit the ball to them . They ain't gonna learn nothing like that . Nobody was learning how to bad . Nobody was learning how to steal . Trust me when I tell you and she's telling you how to play .

They didn't have any fundamentals but was she telling you about that third baseman ? He didn't even touch the plate . We lost the stupid tournament because of him . I really kills like oh , that made me so mad Crack kills .

Yes , I try not to be loud , but I'm loud you're loud ?

a speed kills in every sport .

Call you by your nickname .

So look , this mom being embarrassing y'all when y'all be playing .

During the game . Well , the , the pencil Baby , who are you for ? My baby , for my grade I would say I'm doing the game .

Not too much . One one time . At one time they can do it , but it after that . So when ? Every time you make a score , but buckets she's like that's my baby .

Yeah , I Got a . I got an away game . Monday Soccer yeah , winter doesn't , baseball doesn't start till spring . Apollo's like really good and they lost . Jv lost to them like Nine to three . I don't know , it was bad .

When I get back from winter break , I'm gonna have my first scrimmage and then the week after that I'll find me start playing games . Right now it's just practices .

Are you starting ?

Yeah , I'm starting . I said I'm starting , point guard .

Okay and then I did .

Whole standing on business . Thing .

Oh .

It was me .

Yeah , you hear in that everybody's talking about standing on business .

It's like , it's like basically , you do something like let's do a football reference like , let's say You're when he caught that little yeah , that's standing on business . So , or like getting drafted or so yeah .

It's like yeah .

Yeah , but charisma , you can definitely tell that .

The first time I heard the stand on business thing and test them .

Test them , say something and see if they know what it is . Yeah , okay .

That's cap , like what someone comes to you .

I know that's cap . Yeah , okay , almost like my son officer , tell me this one is to me .

I think this term is absolutely the most stupidest thing ever . Yeah , yeah yeah .

G .

Y G YA T no yeah , like so like , like get your . This is no , this is why it happened . So someone said it one day . And when you walk that one , you're walking by and you see a girl with a big booty and but you go . You're about to say , god damn , but no , they go . Yeah , and then they just . It became a trend . Yes , now everyone says it .

Yo ass tight no .

Yeah , so we used to be like yeah yeah , yeah , no .

Yeah .

I don't know , yeah , you never say yeah , we just had like .

It was not yeah , but like yeah I don't want to know what we just say .

Would you say , shit , we had all kinds of say what else , what's another slang ?

I don't even know . There's not like they're all old .

What's that ?

that's , that's that's okay .

What does it say ?

It's like , it's like , like .

Oh , that's my jam or yeah , yeah , like it hits , it hits Like bussin .

Bussin her . So what's bussing ?

it's like so let's say you what's the food you like , whatever food you really like .

Oh , that's bussin , so it's good , that's bussin , that's good Okay .

Yeah , I don't really even know more , I just I stick to what I , I just say all I know , my oldest almost got knocked out because I said something he said .

He looked at me and said that's cat . I said I Know what you said was disrespectful , so almost knocked his ass out . So what would ?

the kids say that y'all think is ridiculous . Yeah it's ridiculous to me yeah , so it's ridiculous .

Yeah , I'm like now everyone said I even say it sometimes , even though I know I should say , but they say it for everything like let's say you like , if you disagree with some of the way , now I'm gonna do it on . God , I'm gonna . They say I'm God all the time .

Okay , what about us ? Oh ?

What .

Suspect , yeah , suspicious , suspicious , suspicious , that's what .

I thought it was gay like there's .

I thought it was .

Zesty ?

oh Okay , I forgot , yes , I got teenagers , yeah , so I hear all this .

So that's what gay is zesty .

It's like fruity . It's like calling someone fruity but you just say zesty .

Okay , you just say like that it's good .

Oh yeah they wanted them , that's what we say .

it's good , oh , right there .

I just say outright that they're gay fruity rainbow . Yeah .

I just don't use those terms , I don't use those terms .

That's good , I just stick to .

I just got . I've got honors English , so I've got like vocab . I just , I just speak normal , I don't really say anything like that .

And I'm days . What is that cap ? Is that cap , oh lord ?

Oh .

Yeah , she goes like that . She'll go dead every single time .

Yeah no , I like that like I'm dead or I'm weak . We use that yeah , no , I'm dead . I mean , that's been around forever , I'm dead .

I'm dead , you would just say dead . You would just say that .

No , y'all say All right , just put like the little death face and stuff .

Or you can . You can send a picture of a zombie or the funeral coffin .

Do you guys have any questions that you guys want answered by older gentlemen ? I have a story .

I'd like to tell , though it was crazy like really happened two weeks ago . So , my friend , I'm not gonna , we're gonna just call him . We'll call him B , we'll call him B . Okay , and he was dating this one girl , like I mean , she was ugly , looked like she got hit by a bus , far beyond everything You're learning one day .

Keep going , that's the thing .

That's gonna be attractive one day .

Huh , you learn one day . But yeah .

Yeah no , no , no no you might have years to go , but I Let me tell you oh , when them pockets start running dry , you gonna be like See , here's the thing .

Applebee faces man Real the good Lord is very cruel . He'd never give a woman everything . He'll give him two out of three , one out of four . We ain't gonna never give them four out of four .

Oh , there's definitely there's definitely ten out of times out there .

No , I think bro Never if she , if she got all of it . She got but boobs face .

I can probably we can't see real here on the nobody's talking podcast now if she got .

So you got some tins .

She got boobs not at my school , but yeah , I follow .

Okay show them .

She got boobs , face and a mind . She got no ass . God ain't gonna give them all , bruh , if they got them all . They bought it . They got all they bought it . Bro , this is fantastic , I'm telling you . You better listen .

So finish , so so finish . Tell me your story .

Yeah , she crazy she .

Just a picture , you don't know . So she might be like she might be a tan , like just like looking at her , but she crazed .

She crazes on but then she's a ten out of ten in looks . I don't care , she's crazy .

You will my say when you come with motherfucking bacon soda .

Shit , exactly when your tires gets , when your tires Good . Now See a . Exactly . See , that's that 15 year old talking right there .

You gotta think about the kids . See , you get one that real pretty . You don't know she bought all that shit or not . That's right . I have a girl . She got fucked up . No .

You ain't got to worry about that . Teach them , joe .

Joe , you want to make sure all that's natural when they you get when they got everything .

I don't need no nose jab .

You won't . You want what I'm saying you won't natural beauty ?

You got to give your kids 50 , 50 chance .

Not having children until like another .

Still got to have a chance bro you mess around and get one of them artificial chicks you want to tell ?

them what your baby gonna look like yeah , but my friend , all right , okay , get back to you .

You don't want to listen , that's all right . No , I'm just like he got a ugly chick and you want to know why he would do . No , not that all right , no , go ahead they .

So , they .

His girl has a brother , but he comes on later in the story . Sorry , we'll call her like see , and she got with this One dude , I don't know . Basically she cheated and got like had to go on plan B .

Is she ugly ?

Yes , oh , it's like now she's becoming the whole the school and she almost five . Alex is crazy . I would have gotten more .

See , look at that . Hey , no , listen , here's the thing . First off , we never said your school , so we won't say no , we'll know what school so he's you trying to figure out why he's still messing with it in that way .

You know they almost fought like the dude . Oh , they almost fought , he called he almost fought the girl . Yeah .

Oh no , that's right .

No , no , no . He didn't fight her , though that's the thing . He didn't instigate the fight . They was talking and she was trying to defend herself , even though she got leaked and everything and all this and then she mischievous , she had a little bit of extra boyfriend thing going on .

Yeah , I would say so and this is the young lady that's See , here's the thing . We're not gonna say ugly , We'll just say not attractive to you , she's not your type because she's somebody's type . Ah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , Somebody is somebody's type . That's one thing for real . You're gonna realize that there's no such thing as ugly people .

And you're gonna see a lot of it when you grow up , bro .

It's somebody for everybody .

You're gonna see this real hot chick with this dude See that's the thing , because you know y'all good looking kids .

Man , I just got standards . I guess that's why .

So you know you might have they drop when you get older .

I was waiting for that . I looked right at you .

Yeah , they're gonna drop .

They do they do this is wonderful .

This is wonderful talking to y'all man , I'm gonna hit him Right now . That's just gonna change .

Hey , y'all come . We wanna talk to y'all about 10 , 15 more years .

We want y'all coming back 15 more years .

you're gonna do that , okay , so what did our favorite broadcast say ? Hey , this cat said we were sitting up here watching .

Redneck bro , redneck bro .

He said if you lower your standards , you will increase your quality of life Across the board and everything . I said wow and everything . So you forget that 10 , you get a four .

That's right .

I'm gonna go for the 10 . Okay .

I'm gonna go for 10 .

I'll take your guys' advice and consideration .

You gotta remember he's 15 .

No no no , that's good . I mean , everybody looks for looks and stuff .

But I don't wanna get okay , so if I'm gonna get cheated , on . I don't wanna get cheated on by an ugly guy .

You wanna get cheated up ? You can get cheated on by any guy , if the guy is ugly and he cheats on me .

I'm gonna be so mad .

But what if the girl is ugly ?

Who cares about the girl ?

So why you dating an ugly girl If I gave an ugly ?

guy a chance .

Okay .

And then he still cheats on me . Do you know how dumb I'm gonna feel ?

Ugly guy ain't gonna cheat on you , ugly guy's cheat .

Dude , my friend's boyfriend was like 300 pounds and he cheated on her all the time . Hey , 300 .

What is she wait ? Hold on . What is she doing ?

Dude , she's cute . She got a cute little body and because he started like how did he cheat on her ?

That's how he cheated on her .

No , she caught him so many times I was like why ?

are you ?

allowing this Because he didn't have any standards ? I don't know , but that's what I'm saying , like , if I'm gonna get cheated on , I don't want it to be by the ugly guy that I gave a chance to .

I think I know why Is nothing was going on in the room . That's probably why .

She wasn't that good , yeah , probably .

Then that's the obvious . That's not even that bad . Then , like , leave her , don't cheat on her , you mean ? You mean ?

But I think that that's who he was .

He was just a cheater she might be . Her edge might be bad . Bro , can't mess with that . I let that go .

I'm just saying like , if I give the ugly dude a chance and then he still treats me like crap , I'm gonna be like why am I bothering ?

So I'm not lowering my standards . Well , it's not about lowering it is lowering your standards .

I've been single for like a super long time and I've given the ugly guys a chance and I've given the cute guys a chance and the same thing . All guys don't have everything If they're nice and they're funny . They're not , you know . So they're lacking in something .

So you ever notice how ugly chicks twerk better than cute ?

chicks . It's the same thing . It's the same thing . Ha , ha , ha , ha , ha , ha ha ha , saber Ha ha ha ha .

I'm just telling you , I'm trying to prepare you for your exit

And look and big mamas know how to eat hot dogs very well , right , oh , what Mom , mom , mom Ha ha ha .

Yeah , they do , mom , and they know how to cook them hey we're going to definitely get canceled now , and they know how to cook them . Hey , I'd like to say this is just for entertainment purposes only .

And they know how to cook them . We're here just for jokes . You got a big girl , so you make your steak .

in my home we say serious .

Steak and eggs and everything .

I got a big question .

OK , and I have a question and take it however you want . Who has good fried chicken ? I'm craving fried chicken today . Kfc sucks .

Crispy Crunchy Lolo's Walmart .

Canes , canes , canes , canes , canes , fries , fries .

Got some good fried chicken . If I'm going to buy fried chicken , it's not fried .

But fries , like it's a give or take and probably not right now .

It's a church in hunting spices and in Litchfield .

We could do Canes or .

Popeyes , canes or Popeyes , I'm good with the other one .

I don't know , is Popeyes good ? Popeyes is good .

Popeyes is good .

Yeah , they're OK , you've had .

Popeyes , why are you asking me ?

that .

Chicken sandwiches .

That's how we get there . I want an actual fried chicken .

She was like drumsticks .

I know who makes them good fried chicken . The name is Joe Alabama Joe . Oh yeah , joe can cut yeah .

But I know what you mean . You want to go at the store , right yeah ?

like I'm crazy , you want crispy chicken . You said you don't like KFCs Hot and spicy .

Kfcs not good , kfcs not good . And church is hot and spicy .

KFC is good , but it's just not good for you . It's so bad for you Like I had it , I think , two weeks ago , like you can tell that there's like 700 pounds of grease on that one chicken leg .

That's juice , man and grease . So , do tacos .

So do what Tacos ? And we have tacos at learn .

What do y'all want to eat ?

I'll eat , I'll eat . I'm a fat eat , so I'll eat anything . I may be a look skinny , but I could probably I'll eat all of you .

Even .

I promise you , I promise I'll eat you .

I don't know what you eat and how much you eat , but you can't do it . We could do a wing contest and I'll beat you in a wing contest .

Man he going to lose at the Hill .

M in the wing contest , ok , ok , and we ain't taking bite out of it . We talking about cleaning to the bone .

Of course we know how they do . I went to the wing contest . Just not wait for a wing stop . We stopped the ceremony .

We're not going to win . You , lager and the dude . We're going to be the parent and the dude . The dude . Take two bites out of the wing and put it down Like dude , you left a whole meal right there . Tell him you're going to win a wing contest , all right .

I'm going to dump the man . That was the big question you were about to ask . I'm thinking Dominoes .

Ok , Let him ask you a big question .

Remember .

OK , ok , go ahead man .

My mind changed a while ago . I just want to know what's your guys' type ? What ?

type .

What Like girls ?

I ain't got no type now .

Wow , you do . No , I forgot , you got a wife . I think , what about you ?

Boswell . Let me see , my type is about 6'6" .

Oh , that'll work . Let's talk Like 6'4" . Oh no , That'll work . 6'6" , it'll work .

That'll work 85 pounds .

Can I re-answer mine ?

Oh no , Go ahead Go ahead , no go ahead oh man , you know I'm being silly . No , go ahead . No , you know I don't have no type .

He likes to type that callback , the ones that swipe right .

Yeah .

Well , you should tell him about the time at the concert . Remember , with the big dude .

What happened ? Oh yeah , Go ahead Tell us .

Yeah , ok . So we were at the concert . I was there with my friend and my brother and then my mom was there . It was at a Post Malone concert and then there's this really big dude and he just keeps screaming at Posty , he's really drunk and stuff . And he starts trying to ask my mom I was trying to get a chance and he keeps . I think he fell once .

take your mom on a date , yeah .

He was telling her to give him a chance . Did you give him a chance ?

No .

Why not ? He was too drunk , Twice the size of me .

My friends had to like they had to like surround me , so he would leave me alone .

Dude , the parents were his parents . He was like only 22 . And his parents were there too , and they were so mad at him ?

22 year old . You're a cougar , you should be .

Hey , you should have been happy . Woo , you should have been happy .

Wow .

Do you know me ?

You got to do a cougar sound , Big dude cougar . Well , yeah , but you know everybody have a .

He was young and he was drunk and he was just very dumb , but it is , it's weird , right For your mom to get hit on .

It was weird for your mom .

Yeah , but I assume no it's not From the stories .

So you're saying you would give him a chance if we weren't there ?

No , I'm just saying it's weird . Give me something , bro , I don't know what I heard ?

No , and I don't count .

I'm just saying Like I don't know , did you guys , did your mom ever get hit on when you ?

guys were little . No , my mom got hit on all the time . She's so little . I was little .

Oh , but did that make you feel weird ?

I lived in a two-parent house .

Oh no we we pretty much beat all her boyfriend , at least once .

And y'all some bad ass kids .

How many brothers do you have ? Hey mama does our really happen to ? Oh , brothers and sisters , siblings , how many siblings ?

Oh shit , I had 10 , nine brothers and three sisters . Oh , my gosh that I count , I don't count the other five or seven , I don't count them bastards . My daddy , I had to with the other woman . You don't come from the same coochie , you ain't brothers and sisters , so what Are you in ?

the middle . Are you one of the oldest , or how is it where you ? I'm at number 11 . Oh wow , you're one of the youngest .

That's nice . Yeah , I'm at number 11 . I'm at number 11 .

Oh wow , You're one of the youngest .

Yeah .

That's nice . I think my oldest brother is like 75 , 76 , something like that . Wow .

And I'm not actually , I'm just .

I'm going to keep it in mind what I think how old you are , that's a while .

Yes , it is , but we have . We have great family unions . Yes , we did . I've had a family reunion .

I bet you all have a lot to talk about .

Oh man , we used to have like 100 people in the yard with the DJ 100 people in the yard . Yeah , man , we in the rain .

Yeah , you know we're going to get canceled , right , why ?

I think everything's been teaching the DJ .

What did you grow up up ? Alabama Country boy South .

Yeah , wait , hold on . I have a big question , though , because I've always wanted to know this Like was it when it was going down there ? Was this still like , like still , uh , still one word .

Like the Jim Crow and all that old stuff Jim Crow .

Oh like the Jim Crow , you think , like was it segregated ?

Yeah , was it still segregated over there .

Uh , I think it got kind of desegregated when I was about third grade , because from what I've heard , it still is over there . It is , it's , here , it's here they still have academies and stuff that only white people go to . That's so stupid .

He grew up in KKK , but they're small though . And the thing about it is you know in private Y'all heard of the KKK right .

Yeah , of course I have .

Yeah , that's the Alabama , Mississippi , all that , yeah , well , yeah , everything from the South in this is where you need to learn history , gospel .

Everything from the South originates from like racism originates from the South Literally nothing else , not the South , yeah , south .

Racism is everywhere . No , but that's where it literally originated .

That's where we keep calm . It stayed the longest . No , it ain't stayed the longest . The South racism was in your face , in your face .

It literally was . It was in your face . It was like that's all it was , that's the only difference .

It's in your face .

Yeah .

The difference between Southern races and Northern races is in your face . Yeah , you can wear more sheets and you can wear suits , Simple as that Facts . You know what I mean . But growing up you didn't really do it One more year .

Yeah , but I'd go visit my grandmother in Mississippi and you'd just see it all over the news People in KKK . Oh yeah , I've seen people .

A lot of people in the South still have that . I forgot what the flag is , but the Confederate flag , the .

Confederate flag yeah , they still have the .

Confederate flag . Like it's super common to have the Confederate flag up there .

The flag with treason . There you go .

And they had that on the general lead .

Damn it . But then again I never had a problem with it because I love to do sandals .

Me too Still do , but it was a common thing I was Alabama flag Still do the Confederate flag on it .

The . Mississippi flag was just the Confederate flag by itself , but they had it in the corner and stuff .

I don't think you remember the Duke's .

But most of our like going up . They didn't teach us about slavery and all that stuff . They taught more of a US history Like war history . Alabama history . I was about Indians .

Y'all got to learn about Arizona history .

I mean , we don't really learn Like yeah , I would say so . We learned about , like the Navajos , you know , the Native .

Americans . See , we had to learn about Texas history . See , that's all our whole history .

It was a book like this big . It was nothing but Native American history .

That was the most boring subject to me , Like I like history , but learning about Our world was pretty good .

Our world was pretty good . Because that's where they started at Like the battles and all that stuff .

That's why I like World War . I Like learning about the Civil War , World War and .

World War II and the American Indian War . That was pretty .

Spanish American War and the Cold War those are all interesting and really like . And the Civil War , those are all like . I like those wars . I don't like them but they're just cool to learn about and they're not like . They're interesting .

Yeah , if they give you the entire history on a lot of stuff , yeah , you mind you would . Because , see , it's been about 20 years Thinking yeah .

We're had this discussion again . I don't even know if we'll be here in 20 years .

Who won't be here ? I'll be here in 20 years .

No , I'm talking about just in general , like the population . Oh , we'll be here . It's not really ugly man .

It's gonna take a while for the .

AI to get that time machine and send the terminator back . But we'll be good . Yeah , I think we'll be good .

Yeah , we got 20 years left .

Oh no , I'm not worried about it .

Dude , it's already happening .

It's already happening .

What the AI .

The AI and everything coming through and using . Like you know , the AI is already using celebrities and they're doing pornoes and stuff like that .

All of that's already coming through . You're watching Black Mirror . You're watching the project alone .

Yeah .

Black Mirror is happening .

It's just crazy , it's happening .

That's what I'm saying . It's happening .

You watch that show . All that stuff's gonna happen bro , yeah , it's scary .

I'm telling you , I mean , and then they're gonna do like the maidens , handmaidens , tail and stuff and women are just gonna .

They're already losing .

Oh , it's really good , yeah , and it's already losing . Like women are already losing their rights and stuff , Like it's happening .

Y'all are going to be Christian .

Y'all are going to be , y'all are going to be what's gonna happen here's what's gonna happen , crucified , if you don't pay attention .

Just say stuff is not gonna really change until all the old people die , that's in church , I think it'll be fine Once that happens . I heard you snoring on a kid .

When old people die , then shit will change .

You know what I mean .

Because people setting their ways , then it's going to change .

Are you talking about the politicians ?

Yeah , the politicians , yeah , all that's got to do .

Yeah , when they all start dying off and shit , then shit will change . They just let them to .

These terms are ridiculous for these politicians .

But they're not going to do anything about it , because what's happening is they favor them .

What it is . Is they doing a generation thing and like , oh , my cousin can take over me and all that little shit . That's all , that's fine .

Do you know , what that means ?

I don't hear nothing .

Oh yeah , I got something Can you rap . No , Can't fool hey watch .

Did you guys watch that Julia .

Roberts movie hey , what is it ?

Lead the world behind oh Netflix .

I watched the Creator . That was pretty good .

I just watched the .

Kevin Hart . Did you watch it ? No , not yet .

Oh you ever watched it yet ?

All right , watch it and tell me what you think .

I watched Kevin Hart Headliners Only , Headliners Only . That was good . That was good .

That was real good .

We just got done rewatching it for like the 4,800th time watching all the

The Rocky movies . Those are good . Did you watch ? Them all the way through Creed .

You watch Creed .

Creed is to me Creed is like sorry , After like the first one , that one's good , the second one , the third one , like Clubber Lane was the man .

Mr T yeah they talk about the Creed .

Oh , Creed , though I thought you were Rocky . I asked him if they watched all the Rocky movies .

The third one is , in my opinion , one of the best ones , you had to be in Watcher of the .

Rings One , two , three With Thunder Lips , Clubber Lane baby .

Yeah , Clubber Lane . Clubber Lane was in three .

Three , yeah , hit my hall of code .

I thought his name was Mr T . Mr T , no , that was his name . In the movie Clubber Lane His name was Clubber Lane yeah , but no , that guy , yeah , that movie I love all of them .

That was one of the best ones Now , the one with Tommy Webber , that was that was Tommy . Morris .

That was five . That was five you didn't like five . That wasn't it With Tommy Morrison , tommy Morrison .

Bro , that guy was a real boxer Tommy Gunn .

Yeah , Tommy was .

Yeah , and he . I thought he was down by Mr T's real name .

I thought he was a boxer too .

No , he was a actor .

Yeah , he's a tough man a couple of times , no he was a tough man . Yeah , he was a bouncer . He was a bouncer at a club .

He started to collect the people's chains . That's how he got all those things .

He was a tough man .

And then he started wrestling .

He was wrestling W's and the Ips .

He would bounce people out of the clubs .

Take that chain Kind of like Kimbo Slice . He just started collecting them . Oh wait , who's that again ? Kimbo .

Street Fighter .

Kimbo Slice . Backyard bro oh he's the big fat guy right .

No , Kimbo Slice .

Kimbo Slice .

He's about butter baby .

He's got a heart attack , though I remember he was like a big black guy . I think he went to jail , though , because of this .

No , he had no . Kimbo had a heart attack .

Yeah , Kimbo Slice did . They used to fight in backyards .

The backyard bros . He died not too long ago .

It's probably about five years .

Oh my God , do you guys remember when they would make the Bum fight .

Oh , Bum fight yeah .

Oh yeah , that was all right .

Right , I can't watch that Give him $20 . I can watch Redneck Bra though . Redneck Bra yeah .

When does that come back on ? I got to Google that .

Hey everybody , look up Redneck Bra Headliners . Only what else ? Lead the world behind A blue radar was good , I'm watching Christmas movies right now , so I just watched the .

Polar Express .

I got to finish it .

What's your favorite ?

Christmas movie .

I know the show , though Mine is Violet Night .

I think we just saw that one too .

Which one is it ? Violet Night , but my favorite is definitely Home . Alone . Santa Claus won those jokes , man .

It's good , but it's not a Christmas movie . It is not no Christmas movie .

There's an action movie called Silent Night . That is no dialogue , but it's an action movie .

No dialogue , just action movie .

Who was the main ?

character Mr Bean .

No , I forget the guy's name , but it's good though , Trust me .

The action was good . What's your favorite Christmas movie ? I don't have one .

I never really thought about it . You like watching Christmas movies at least .

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation . I do like Chris . Yeah , I like that one . That's good .

I like all the Lampoon's , like the European Vacation .

Las Vegas Vacation .

Christmas Vacation . They're all good .

I love Christmas Vacation .

Yo , that's the cat and shat .

Oh yeah , that's good .

Cat and shat movies , scrooge oh , dude , you got to watch that .

I like the Scrooge's , if you like National Lampoon you'll love Cat and .

Shat .

Rudolph .

Is it Christmas ? No , that's good , though it's good , it's like the Lampoon's .

Yeah , it's like the Lampoon's Yippy Cat . Yeah , it is Die Hard .

That's what I said . I said Die Hard , I mean it's not a Christmas movie .

It just was shot in the winter . It goes on Christmas Well , since they doing that , then guess what ?

Coming to America . Coming to America , it was Christmas time . Oh yeah , oh yeah , coming to America , it was Christmas time .

That's like saying Daddy's Home was a Christmas movie .

Oh yeah , it is . It is a Christmas movie . Daddy's Home 2 is One , isn't they say if , oh , I got another one , just Friends with Ryan Reynolds . Wait , I haven't seen it , that one . I'll say that was a Christmas movie .

That's because it is , it's snowy and stuff it does bring in the Christmas stuff .

Just A Joe , it's just friends . A Christmas Carol , go ahead and watch it . A Christmas Carol . A Christmas Carol A Larry , the one with Ebenezer .

Scrooge , it's all right . Is it the one with the cartoon version with Jim Carrey ?

They had that one too . Yeah , I don't know , it's not all right .

It's not all right . It's a good message , a Christmas story .

That one's always a good one . That's a good movie . I like that one . You'll shoot your eye out .

Yeah , that one's good .

If I had to pick one , I'd be like you're going to 130 , 130 .

I'm going with Christmas Vacation .

I'm going with Elf , elf all day .

Oh , yeah , that was good , elf is such a good one .

I was it right there . I don't even know why you'd like . Why is no one mentioning Home Alone ? That's a top three .

Your mom did .

Oh , you didn't , she didn't , yeah , but there's no Elf though .

That movie was well .

Anybody got anything else to say , I love it .

I love . It Right , it's a perfect movie .

I'm good .

But a movie ain't a good movie unless you can watch it over .

Spade and New Year , if you can't watch it over .

Not a good movie .

Time to get you out of here to what you all going to eat .

I'm feeling I could look you go for some Canes right now .

Oh see , well , there you go .

Canes is kind of overrated . You want to know what's overrated ? Wingstop Wingstop is terrible .

I'm not disagreeing . I mean , I rather have ATL wing . Atl wings is good , but Wingstop literally take bro .

The wings are so overrated they have like . The seasoning on them is so strong , it's salty . The ranch is the only good thing there's like we got to bring him .

This is the reviewer right here , the .

Wingstop chicken sandwich . How's ?

the Wingstop chicken sandwich I'm like this here . Ok , see look now I like bar food . That's me .

We had . But if your name is Wingstop and your sandwiches are better that's saying something . But I've never had the wings , the chicken sandwiches , I only have the wings .

I used to love purple turtle wings , coops wings , oh I just had these wings .

My mom got from boroughs , I don't even know . They were dry rub and they were the pizza . They was like lemon pepper , but it was lemon pepper . It was like raspberry , raspberry , boroughs , boroughs , and it was . I'm getting hungry .

It was insane .

Well , all right , y'all , that's like we had bought some sandwiches from this place down to Mesa and they put like jam on it , like it was like ham sandwiches , but they put like this jam on it and man , that's the .

And they all have blood names .

I don't know if they got no , not Cheba Hut . Cheba Hut is good , though Cheba Hut is good . Y'all eat Cheba .

Hut .

Where's Cheba Hut at ? They're in Mesa . No , that's one right here off of .

On Glendale and .

Pita yeah .

Oh , I never seen it . I think I've seen it .

And they all got like joint names .

Yeah , oh , ok , yeah , you get to that . Philly blunt is good .

Philly blunt . I mean , if it's a Philly cheese steak , I'll eat it .

Philly cheese is one of my favorites yeah , I like the peanut butter sandwich . All right , it's time to go eat .

All right y'all have a good night . Bye .