¶ Fantasy Football, Little Tay, Winning Mega Millions
That's a real clock . Yep , that's a mock , gunman . That's a real clock .
That's a mock gunman .
Hello everybody , welcome to the Nobody Talking Podcast . There's three of us again . No , joe , come on , crowd , get back in . We are live in front of a studio audience of zero people . That's the clap track , the laugh track , like Bob Barker . Thanks for joining us for another episode of Polarity . This is your host , baskill Pearson .
I'm sitting next to hey , what we got ? Blaze , blaze , huh .
When did you change that ? This week ? Did you use that ?
Hey , y'all hear that that's for hip hop . Okay , I'm done . You said you've been Blaze forever , huh Long time .
I like the intro .
And we are here . So is me , sterling or Blaze , and , you know , silky Sharag . We just activated the fantasy football . Vegas is coming September 9th . 6 pm is the draft , and I have absolutely no expectations after last year . I'm just . Year was a year , Year one . I was in the championship and lost by two points , one point , two points .
And then last year I was the first seed this nigga about to die .
I know he got that 2023 variant .
Man look , hey , you can't do nothing here . Dawg State Farm ain't gonna pay out , Like we gotta drag him out to the street Like oh , he wasn't inside the house , but uh yeah . So anyway . Year one I lost in the championship by one point , and last year I was the number one seed and got put out by obviously the eighth seed and eventually the league champion .
This has been going on since 2012 , and I still haven't won . Damn shame , I don't even care , no more . Guess who got a win , though ? Hey , not me .
The man to your right has a win . My name's on that trophy , my name .
I'm taking everybody else's name off of it too .
You're gonna be the ultimate hater , Uncle Ruckus , for sure , let me live .
Hey , like you said , you only as good as last year . Everybody else lost , but to team that one , True . So my name's still on the trophy , though . It sure is my name , that's all right . I don't even care . No more now . I'm turning into a scumbag commissioner , you just gave it all up .
No , I don't even care , I'm just playing , just so there'd be enough people . That's the only reason I'm playing . Just so there'd be enough people . I don't want to be the person that's going to bring the league down , because I knew after last year I'd say oh , this is it for me , I can't take it , no more , I cannot take it .
Last year was my year , but you was doing good . But they don't make no difference if you don't win so shit . It makes absolutely no difference . I got a participation trophy , just like the rest of the 11 teams . It means absolutely nothing . Damn , my team sucks .
I just be frustrated with it . I started off so good , downhill Done .
I was part of that game . We were like homeboy . Oh man , remember the bingos and the bills ? Oh yeah .
Yeah , that one hurt you , man . That hurt a lot of people . You don't know what you could have got out of that game .
Absolutely nothing . Yeah , oh well , it's the new year , 2023 . Welcome back to fantasy football . That's what we need . Fox intro Big boat brawls . Let me see what else is going on . Oh , little Tay , I heard little Tay . I don't even know what little Tay is , but her little Tay ain't dead .
Allegedly who's little Tay , little Tay , I don't know , I guess her influence .
Oh , the little fluency .
I did hear she was dead . She wanted to .
I was sad to tell these little 14 year olds dying and shit At random .
I had no idea , but obviously I wouldn't know who little Tay is .
I really don't know who it is . I just knew she was 14 . That's incredibly sad .
So she's 14 right now . So they said she was in like hot a couple years ago too , I guess , when she was like 11 , 12 . Wow , she like bad baby Big . Remember the one .
Bad Barbie or bad yeah , the one , what she say , take it outside .
Catch me outside . How about that ?
Yeah , and that chick is doing all right . She's doing all right , danielle , danielle Pagolin . Yeah , hell , yeah , shout out to her . That's how you do it .
Yeah , oh , if you listen to this , in Neptune Florida , neptune Beach , florida , I had a couple cars on hold that I was picking up next week and I got a couple phone calls wondering if I was interested and I was like , hey , I do not live in Neptune Beach , so you can put them cars right back in circulation . I can no longer afford them .
So listen , listen , I got a story for you . I remember . I tell you , I got a story for you . All right , y'all need to get up . Actually , lucky , I'm here tonight .
Why your car flipped over or something .
Nope , I almost won the mega millions . I looked at my ticket . I looked at my ticket and I looked you know how you look at the little red ball first I saw 14 . So you had 14 . I had 14 . Oh you did too .
And then I got what you get $2 .
Then I looked to the left . I saw 33 . Nigger .
I was about to pass out , oh hell .
That was it . I won $8 . I played the multi-plier .
Oh , you say , I don't even do that .
Oh hey .
I was there . I didn't check my other tickets yet , I was just lost .
I went to the machine . I was like not a winner .
This is not good .
I didn't see football either .
I didn't look at it either . I was just waiting . I said , boss , go tell me in the morning if somebody won .
I only want to look at my ticket until I know who did , who Somebody won and where they was from .
I'm an eight dollar , nair , listen , I got a piece . Hey , don't drain , don't drain's was good .
I had my crib .
I almost tricked myself into believing it and everything shit you got to . Because then , all of a sudden , you end up winning and you just sitting up here , stuck like . I just sat up here , looked at banks that can take large sums of direct deposits Well , the bank I bank at does so . I was good there .
And all these people sitting up here to what they are , smart talking like , oh yeah , I'm going to invest in this Shut up .
You got to get a high yield , all these motherfuckers .
I ain't investing in you .
I'll see you in like three years . You ain't trying to wait . That's not the first thing on your mind , you , somebody just hands you $400 million .
The first thing in your mind is not . You know what . I'm about to invest in the goddamn mall . I'm going straight to the mall .
Hell yeah .
Hell yeah , I'm going to be like man .
Let's Straight to the dealership .
What the hell .
Yeah , like I said you , ever been on Zillow or you be , they always had a little thing scheduled a tour . Oh , go right back up . Hey , I told her .
Hey , remember , I told her he said he never got to push the button .
¶ Dreams, Money, and Luxury
The house I was looking at is pending . I was going to roll up on there like , hey , listen how much you're in the no need to move in , you can have the moving truck . Come on , let's go find you another house I got you , I'll pay for it . All my dreams is crushed .
I was like , hey , I went back to work like homeboy when Debo Debo took his bike and then that was me . That was me walking into the office like damn , I guess I'm back . I didn't think I'll see y'all , no more .
I looked up . I was going to hit me with see somebody on the floor . I'm like mother .
So so my job . So yeah , we do the staff .
I like the little . Yeah , if y'all don't see me on .
Wednesday y'all don't see .
Yeah , yeah , okay , I got a question there . What do you think ? So what do you think would have been the craziest thing you would have did ? That's what ? Because I think anything I would do with it . Probably the most the craziest for me was probably just been like a car that's just like super expensive . Just get something .
Yeah , like two $300,000 or something .
On a car that to me , that's crazy .
You know , that's what I say to me too , no blow or doing no coke .
No , no , no , no Holes .
No you know what ?
Yeah , you know what , actually , With all that money , damn , you gonna do that boogershow . I'm gonna sniff some flour , nigga . Shit all that damn money . I'm like that's what you do when you have that money . You gotta have Cocaine residue on your dollar bills , nigga . And then I'm gonna let my pinky , my pinky nail grow .
Yeah , I'm just gonna be sitting there like man , like I don't know if y'all seen it's that movie , reno 911 . It's this lady . They was doing like an undercover sting or whatever . Every time they shoulder she was getting up , going to the little cocaine club yeah , yeah yeah , getting up going to the cocaine bowl . Sorry if I I don't wanna ruin it for nobody .
That movie just funny , that's . So . That's my first movie recommendation Reno 911 . I ain't gonna tell y'all what happened , but hey , that's a good . Yeah , I just don't like how .
Yeah , nah , it was funny .
Oh yeah , nah , I'm not gonna talk about it , because I do want people to watch it . The Damn , what else was I gonna say ? No ? Hey , for real . I know I would , though , man .
Nah , I could . That man , give me a couple cars . That's about $300,000 , $400,000 right there .
That's probably the craziest thing I do . Yeah , no that yeah .
I might buy one $300 t-shirt , I don't know , just to see what it feel like .
Oh yeah , I probably that's probably crazy . I mean , with that much money you just I just kind of just go and if I saw something , maybe I'll call 300 . I'd be like damn 300 for this . Yeah , yeah , I'll take it yeah , just to stun , just to stun on the old equipment .
I ain't gonna stun nobody , but still I just like man , I'm gonna be like Chris Walker .
Good .
Lord , that's a lot of money .
Then take all that money out . How much cash would you carry on you ?
At any given time . I probably have , and my pocket's probably $2,000 .
What about you ?
I got a preface that I'm saying never mind A lot .
Well , oh yeah , we didn't already deem you the resident nigger . Yeah , you still probably .
I probably still wouldn't carry .
But you actually know , once it's on the card , I don't even feel like I need to have no cash , because most places don't even really be . Don't matter anyway .
It's something about just bringing out a lot of money . I don't know .
See , that sounds very genuine .
Yeah , you right , you right .
No , that's what I said . We're too grown for that right . I'm in that .
And if they say oh , that card ain't swiping right now , oh the bag . They worried about my spending . Here's the other bag Swipe .
They don't worry about that spending . You got that type of money in there .
Chase , stop me a few times , like bro , you got enough shoes , chill out .
I'm gonna have to sign the NDA on myself .
Y'all need to go ahead and put this cap on this card Daily cap .
Yeah , put a daily cap of don't let me spend over $5 . Because I am going insane right now . Nobody is gonna stop me yeah .
I just couldn't imagine just being able to just go anywhere and just buy whatever you want .
No matter where you walk in . I mean , let's within reason , like I said , I'm not going , I'm not buying no planes or no ?
Yeah , not yeah , remember I said homeboy , you bought that .
that I mean , you do what you want , and that's a lot of money , but I'm just saying I'm just saying $20 , $25 million for a house .
I'm just saying more like that .
I'm saying that's probably the end of Craziness . If I did something crazy , it'd probably be that .
But like .
I couldn't buy like . No one's gonna convey like Are you gonna buy a G6 ? It's probably not .
No , I ain't buying . No planes .
I'm not buying no planes , I'm good .
I'm probably fly private a couple of times . I'm gonna fly private Not all the time , but I'll probably do it a couple of times a year .
Yeah , I'll be cool with a couple of first class seats . I get private , like if I just have to like baby born , okay , yeah , I need y'all to give me that . But other than that , or you know , maybe something just out of this world , like special occasion maybe , but I'm cool with just getting the first class seat .
Dude , I'm taking the charter flight to . Where's the spot ? Where's the Mardis ? Hell yeah .
I'm gonna take that shit there and look around and I'm leaving .
I'm not paying $135,000 for a night flight .
Oh , no , no , I ain't getting no hunts , I don't get a fuck .
No , hell no , you get it , I ain't got it .
No , that's ridiculous , that's fine . I'm like man , show me the one . I need some bargains , man , where it's gonna be like $14,000 , $15,000 ? For my whole stay I ain't going over $15,000 .
You see that fucking they had , like I don't know where it was at , but it's like a room in the bed . For whatever reason , it's like a waterfall , but the bed is out over the , over the . I guess it's the ocean .
No see , I'm first off , I'm not sleeping in that because I ain't gonna bed at no , I don't think I can sleep in that . I'm gonna be nervous .
I'm always this shit could fall at any moment .
I'm always feel like that .
It's just , it can fall and it's over .
It's over for your boy .
Hey , how did you die man Shit . I was trying to do something exclusive sleeping in the bed , hungover clipped like a goofy .
Hey , I just saw D'Amaiac part two . Nope , I'm done with water again , D'all them big sharks .
Nah , you see that lady . I wanna say , was it in New York ? She was at the beach where the shock took about 20% of the muscle out of her leg .
Well , when did that happen ?
Last week .
Oh , did it ? See ? I scrolled about a few times . 20% .
It might have been more than that . Listen , her shit looked like chum , like that shit looked . It was disturbing . At first I didn't know it was and then I heard on the radio . So I went back and looked and was like , oh God damn .
It bit her in the leg .
Yeah , it bit her , it tried to bite her shit off , but you see , you can see her calf muscle detached from the rest of her leg . Oh , oh God .
So she done plastic surgery . So , I got a question for you . How did she get all done up and fix you hitting ?
No , I don't know what she looked like . Man , I don't wanna feel bad Looking at her leg like huh Can we wrap that please .
¶ Violent Altercation at the Dock
I'm like you gotta put a blanket over that one leg man . That's disturbing . You just throw this leg up in the air .
Yeah , see that , just cover that up .
Yeah , that's nasty dawg , but since we talking about water , I should talk about Montgomery .
What in the hell ?
Jump off the boat do a ?
Michael B Phelps over to the dock . Hey dawg the memes .
Remember , you was just talking about the songs .
The memes are going crazy dawg Everything Crazy , crazy .
I'm just like man . I mean , honestly , thank goodness , no matter what color the people are , thank goodness that people did come . If you just jumping somebody like that , like what .
I saw . Did you see the perspective from the woman on the boat , the actual river boat ? So I saw a video on that . Was that the boat that was supposed ?
to be coming in .
Yeah , that was supposed to be coming in , so you can hear everybody on the boat saying y'all get move your pontoon because they was ready to get off the dinner boat or whatever . Right , right , so , and you can just see he was over there trying to move their little pontoon boat .
And then that's when the boat owners came over and confronted him and he was like , and you can just see everybody on the boat like nah , y'all need to move your boat yelling at him , y'all need to move your boat . So it was a different angle , different perspective on how it all started . Right you know he was in the right .
They had told him get that boat out the way .
Yeah , so the people could come in . Right , the people could come in .
Wow , oh boy he did . And then they just jumped , duh . I mean , I'm sure there was some things said during that whole altercation .
Yeah , yeah , I'm sure , but still like how ? Yeah , but Okay , I mean because first off is one on one . Yeah , Chill , ain't that good to go , that's just .
But the dude that came in . He just came in with the flying knee from nowhere Right .
He looked like that was a video guy .
Yeah , and I'm sitting here like oh , do you look at that Right From nowhere . So then one on one , you know he , you know the security guard was holding his own . He looked like he was about to take care , take control of the situation . And then here are the rest of them .
When the security guard sent out the hooty , who he sent out the hooty ?
who the head up ?
in the hat man man .
That was yeah , first man , first man on scene . He did try to break it up , oh , yeah , and then they swung on them . They weren't trying to have it . Yeah , okay , that's what we doing . That's going to be the initiative . Just went all the way , yeah .
No , they had them , but three on one yeah .
All right .
So no , no , dude was just doing his job .
Hey , it was a couple of chicks in there throwing , throwing them things , that chick that got thrown in the other one . Throw in the water Manless . I'm telling you , I don't . They don't those damn memes and pictures of man , all that stuff and merch that stuff . They said cats getting tattooed . Yeah , I saw one with the people get tattooed like other chair .
August 5th 2023 , with the chair , the folding chair . Yeah , yeah , they got merch , they got everything .
How much ? How much folding chair is going for right now ? Let's look one up . I know you know the price and probably skyrocketed a little bit .
Everybody try to take a badger . A little publicity , oh yeah .
Capitalism .
It's . I mean , you just go on .
Only in America . You see is how much can you get a chair for that shit ? Shouldn't be over $10 .
You line something for 88 , but you know you line special .
Oh yeah , you line like that . That's the Bentley of plastic party chairs , right $15 . Yeah , good , that's gracious .
For one for 165 , if you want it . That one's metal . I don't think he had a metal chair .
Yeah , yeah .
They write really big . Looking for that .
Where did he get the chair ? Where did the chair come from ? I think they probably had to come up with them boats .
Yeah , they had to come up with something .
Because you know some of them like them little party yachts . Yeah , they have a little chair on them . I think he probably just grabbed one off the on the way off .
Man , you get a chair , and you get a chair the fuck man . That was good and funny , though .
No , it was . You know , I like that they did . People did parodies of it . You know , even in a serious situation , I love that us were able to do . Us black folks Parodies of it and make fun of the situation .
Yeah , hell yeah .
And in fact there was no guns , it was a chair right , so at least it wasn't nothing .
It was a chair , yeah , at worst it was a chair , then there was a plastic chair .
There was a , I think . Didn't he do an interview on Breffitt's Club or one of those Dude listen ?
I haven't seen , just the stuff that y'all put in a group chat or whatever .
Yeah , they had to , for like a salt or something .
Yeah , I mean , it is a salt . Yeah , they do .
You all video smashing this lady over the head multiple times .
I got to find that video where they were interviewing him and he said something about yeah , she was told to take a seat .
I was giving her the chair . I can't ever see Something like that .
I got to find that that was funny . That was weak .
No , that was . That's pretty hilarious , though , man . It's like man they know what was coming .
Nah , but yeah , the rap songs .
I'll tell you this if it was like reverse shit , them niggas would have been arrested so fast . Hell yeah , I'm saying it right now . There's like four or five black dudes and then one white cat .
Down there , man listen , man , you can just see how it's done .
That's something that was the jail for life .
Oh , yeah , but I mean they didn't want to move their boat because you could just see they had entitlement written all over their face and that's what makes you sick , right ?
Come on , man , especially , yeah , follow the rules .
But y'all think y'all are so entitled that you can just leave your boat there . They just moved the boat , man .
Tell people what they're going to do when they die .
And then they tell them just like , move a little bit .
They just need to make room for the party of a barge or whatever . That was the spot that they were supposed to be in , that they paid to be in .
And they were told to have it moved by the time they got back . Now this whole fiasco happened .
I left hot riding in the boat . Ok , wait , hold on my bad , let me move it out the way real quick .
You park somewhere .
Oh .
I ain't supposed to park here .
Yeah .
In your car and you move right . Same with the boat .
Oh OK .
How hard is that ? But you want to start something , with the security guard just doing his job .
But your nigger ain't got the right to tell me what's up . That's what it was , that's how it was yeah , yeah , dawg , that's fact .
They think you talking to us . That's facts , boy .
Exactly , that's probably what he said to him too . Probably called him Uncle Ben yeah .
And you know coming in with the fly , Hadoogie . Oh , it's up , it's up . He came up , he threw the hat up .
Duh Hootie-hoot . I'll tell you what Hootie-hoot went out dawg .
And they try to get them A3 on one .
What they call homeboy the Michael Phelps . They called . I said dawg , y'all got to stop that , what did he say ?
The rap song , the dance song .
I heard him call him Little Michael . I heard Jim Michael and he was .
Michael B Phelps . Michael B Phelps , oh .
The song said Aquaman First , nigga , yeah , I heard Aquaman .
He said first nigga to swim to a brawl . That's best stuff .
And I think he have rock bottom somebody too , after he got out the water .
Nah , he did . I don't think it was him . Someone else did , though .
Hey , all I know was this . I was just wondering . I don't know why . I'm like man . He going to be tired by the time he gets over there . I was thinking I'm like man , I'm like shit .
He in jeans and Tims . Hell yeah , Duh man .
And then who's Crocs that man ?
put his effort .
Who's Crocs got busted open ? You didn't want them cats or because that's what I don't know ? If some of this stuff is , yeah , I think them Crocs was happening like . Photo shopped or .
Them Crocs got busted open . But I think that happened like earlier in the week , like in Florida . Then I think it just became part of the thing .
Right , right right .
But I think that actually happened in Florida .
OK , that's hilarious . Man Like they dude in set up here got his Crocs busted open or whatever . All I know is that stuff is going nuts . They going real crazy with all that , Wonder what's to be the next thing . It's always something , especially with the internet . Always something the internet's always going with them .
They always find something .
I mean the fact that that stuff came out that fast . It happened what Sunday ?
Saturday .
Was it Saturday ? Yeah , by Monday .
Memes parodies everything by Saturday . It was Saturday night going to Sunday . I'm confused Because they're just like you know . You got the Hallelujah memes and the hymnal memes and I'm proud of us . I'm like what the fuck is going on ? Right , right , yeah , that's what I'm saying .
I feel like oh , we've been some ads today , but they were at the New York Liberty game , so you think it's shit . Ok , because the Liberty stomped the aces that day , like by 40 .
No , remember they kept talking about Montgomery .
I'm like yeah , I'm like let's talk about Montgomery and Selma and some other shit . And I'm like what the fuck is going on , there you go .
I like that .
¶ Winning Lottery and Quitting a Job
I took a old ganda . All right , let me see .
What does it say . It says stop playing with me . Oh Lord have mercy with it . With the folding chair , I'm going to stop .
Tell you , man , people are going to count when I walk this march , this shit makes me wish my cricket was working proper . Well , I'll be making some merch too .
They said the great . That's insane man , I Know I have . I have seen a whole bunch of the . So you got what the shirts said , what the rap song rap song .
I know I seen they got people making mugs . August 5th 2023 .
Yeah , it's the internet boy .
Was called a Harriet to now they got , they got the , they got the boulder background with Harriet tub .
Chair .
How creative niggas can be . I like the .
Avengers one . You seen that .
Oh yeah , all these Dr Strange portals come from .
No , I know when , listen when something happens , cat , and then I'm telling you anything , not even just Montgomery , but any of these little situations or anything . That's real funny . The comments be killing me , dog , some of these people . So clever man , it's just like and sometimes it'd be the most simple comment that just have you cracking up .
Yeah , like I'm done All right come and be simple , oh so act for the situation right now I Take this I'll be double after about four or five minutes .
I'm double there . Enough today . I can't do it no more . This is too much .
Yeah , they said a fairy . They do how you going this . I had something wants to Good would actually happen before the Mega million drawing . Huh , yep , took our money .
Man , I just I wanted one person . I feel the people . I Guess it don't matter , we'll have that ticket a possession ?
Hey , it was there . You ain't putting on this are you you ? Know how he ? He said all yeah , you buy tickets .
I know how , what y'all , how they do it , do they ?
Know , I've been doing it for forever . But yeah , most of the times they use you pay up front . Oh , yeah , no , when everybody paid and they make copies , yeah , you make copies and then yeah , yeah yeah , yeah , I Remember it was once I had this .
This is in Ohio it was actually . It was a in Orville , morton sought Probably around 98 98 , 98 , 99 . It was a couple cats , I Don't know , maybe like four , four or five people , four or five , six people .
They hit the lottery there .
I remember dude at a start you start pulling up in his vet .
Yeah , yeah .
I mean , you know it probably wasn't enough to quit , but it was . It was a . I think they got like Like one of what's it was split . Everybody got probably like a million dollars . You like , you know it's more than what I got .
Now , man , I tell you what I Will take it I might still quit with the billy-law . I don't give a damn .
I will take it . I'm like man We'll quit go , just work at the YMCA life .
I need at least 7.5 payouts quit .
Yeah , that's what they say , you can .
I feel I might feel a little seven million dollars million . I don't feel safe . I'm just gonna quit just cuz . I'm gonna do something like I worry about it later .
Couple years .
I ain't seen the last of me .
Yeah , I ain't gonna show my ass . I'm a quit . I'm a quit now , 498 million . I'm showing my ass .
It was . It was good knowing you . I hope I wish the best for everyone here . Yeah , I hope the company prospers .
They said appear like man . You know it'd be like you , acting brand new . Oh yeah , man . I never had this feeling , never in my life , right , Right cuz I just wouldn't be able to .
I couldn't give my two week notice , or no because you be .
Can't concentrate yeah .
You be lucky to get two hours yeah it's over . I'm sorry , I gotta go .
Yeah , start looking looking out .
What did you do ?
You start looking out to internet . I . Because you be like Someone say something sideways just one little thing , casablanca , ig .
mr Sterling , can you , can you go grab that box over , would you say to me ? You told me you what ?
Literally that is your job , and then you just sit up here , you be like I'm looking at who the fuck I'm done . I'm up out of here . Up out of here , man , forget it Y'all to me . I know nigga .
Did you just cough ? Yeah , I'm out . I can't get you out to it .
Hey , you know what it would remind me of give me Kobe before I get my money .
Hey , remember that , that episode of Martin . It was that episode of Martin with Keith Washington on there . Oh , yeah , and I get Keith Washington and Gina . Gina went to .
Together these smash so then ?
so that's what you got out of it . You got that they used to smash , or I just got that they just went to school .
They did it for a little bit . Did they say , they dated ?
okay , six months . Hey , he ain't got no pussy in six months Listen no , keep watch . There was smashing to two hour late .
Listen , when Martin Was looking at him , he's like what , what you say , don't ? He say absolutely nothing . Yep , no , that'd be exactly how it is . I know you're just walking the door like man , I'm done . I'm out looking for excuse , but you didn't even have to look at me like that .
Oh Said hello , good morning , yeah I know .
Good morning , what good morning . Good morning , I was a good morning to you . What's good about it ? Yeah , I quit right . I knew I was gonna come in here and y'all gonna say something crazy . Say something sideways .
It was what . I don't like how you talking this morning for real dog .
That's just what it is .
Now that dog ? That'd be insane , right there man .
That's my first time we're playing Larry too .
How did you feel ?
really , yeah , I ain't never played Larry for . And then you know I had it and then so I went to a machine and I put a dub in there , mm-hmm , but I was only gonna , I was only going for that didn't happen to me .
One I didn't know the fire lines , mm-hmm .
but then I so I picked it , boom , and I went to and they was like $10 credit . And then I'm like what ? I'm trying to get my money ? I'm looking there , I'm like I don't even see a place where money can come out , and I look over to the right and it says this this machine does not give cash , always go to that and just give me another .
I always go to the A register because of that , like if you gonna buy the scratchers or something like that , and go there Because people use it .
I cast my dollars my friend was like I went I look out for you . If you win , look out for me . I think you a thousand dollars for good folks in a good vibe .
I'm gonna look out my window as you sitting up there washing them .
You want some money .
You always act like what you get people . I'm gonna say like this I'm not giving you no more money If I gotta pay taxes on it .
When . I know why people just think they're gonna sit up here and make , yeah , make every one . That would be like oh , you could .
You could give her a million . No , I'm gonna pay taxes past 12,000 or 15,000 , whatever it is . I give you none past that . You better figure it out .
So who has to pay the taxes ? The person getting the money or the person I ?
actually I think both . Oh if you get over , I think it's 12 .
I think after I think both 13,000 . But even if it was like oh well , one of you can pay it , and they gonna think that I'm gonna pay it .
No , this is your money you pay it .
Just think about it if I paid you for existing and you got to pay the IRF they taxes . Hey guys should do with that hey now .
No , they're about to be in trouble . You better put some of that money inside .
Now you mad . Oh shit , you should have took the 12 . You want 50 ? No , you got to pay 38 of that . You got to get our S and bread . Good luck , may the odds ever be in your favor . I'm gonna be over here . Yeah , no , I'll ask my taxes was taken before the money came . That's why I got what I got , the taxes already gone . I'm free in the clip .
Listen , I'll tell you this Kudos to whoever's in a Neptune Beach , cuz I'm still sitting up here like man God .
Oh , well , anyway , it'll get back up there who's ?
seen the Johnny Manziel Netflix . Y'all gotta watch Johnny Manziel Netflix
¶ Preparation and Winning in Sports
. A Jake Paul one too very . Both of them are good , both of them very very didn't , Jake Paul .
He got dismissed because he went to that forest right . Was that him ?
I think . See , I can't remember if that's a cuz .
I know his brother , maybe it's Logan .
I forget . I know , I just figured out .
Logan is the one that's the older . Yeah , yeah , maybe it was Logan Paul .
Yeah , shout out to the par brothers . You know they from Ohio . But uh that that was good though I did . I watched Uh I Drift man . You just have to listen .
Even and I'm saying for people if you just like documentaries , even if you're not into sports , you can still watch the Johnny Manziel one , because it , first off , it's just about a person that you know just so happen to play a sport , but it's just like interesting , yeah , and it just kind of shows like the different Basically of like winning and losing .
I guess all I'm gonna say just like like winning and losing and everything , life , football , just whatever man it's . It's crazy . I was , I know I was sent up here with my mouth open and I will send a special shout out to the Cleveland Browns front office Y'all need y'all's goddamn ass . What for not doing your new ?
No , you know , I'm gonna even say for not even doing your home . Nigga , you ain't even had to do your homework . It was there , it was right there .
Yeah , you saw it , it was right there , I'm like man Johnny would have told you what he was .
All you had to do was ask y'all , doing y'all's damn this , just to sit up there and just just find that neck what number was he drafted at ? 22 , 22 . They moved up , I think , from 24 and then we're making so bad . They probably could have got them at 24 . I don't even know who they , I'm gonna leave it .
I'm just trying to think they would have got him at 31 , nobody was finna draft him in the first round , I think .
I think somebody pulled the wall .
Would somebody pulled the wall over their eyes and was acting like there's gonna drive them or something . So the trigger , so barring all the other stuff for Johnny .
Manziel .
Would you rather drafted him or Tim T Bo ?
Tim T Bo . Yeah , Tim T Bo solid . Yeah cuz he here .
He's got a lot of stuff . I'm gonna call it yeah , cuz he . Here's the difference . I was listening to Brady Quinn and Brady Quinn said it his self and , even being someone that tried and didn't make it , it wasn't for the lack of not trying . So I can sit up here and just be like , oh , I guarantee , Like it just . Hey , just didn't work out in my favor .
I just , you know , just didn't make it . Tim Tebow tried whatever . He can sit at home and be like I tried , I gave it all I could . For the cats that tried to make it and didn't make it , hey , oh well , cause you know you always have them people on the like oh , what happened ?
Yeah yeah , yeah , that showed up , and I just like everybody everybody don't make it .
No , no , that's true .
No injuries . No , nothing I mean , it's only so many , you know , I mean it's crazy because I was watching the free season game last night like to kill Harry , right ?
Oh , okay , first round draft . Yeah , yeah . Bees coming out of issue Now he's trying to make , trying to make a team , because what so ? Where is he ? Is he Minnesota ? Oh , he's in Minnesota . Yeah , I hope he does , man , I hope it makes it .
It's crazy because you know you see all these high drafted talent .
Yeah , and a lot of .
I don't know what the percentage is , but I don't know make it .
Yeah , and then you have . You have some people that that go undrafted or and you know , they sitting up here almost Mr .
irrelevant , right , so you talking about Tom Brady ?
right , so it's crazy .
So that's what I said at all . But then you think about all the players in the league that you didn't hear about in college . No , not yet that are dominant in the league , the rail we just like . I didn't hear about the rail . We was in college .
You know what I'm saying . So , right right To , it was a holiday because of where we were , yeah , so we , we know we was hearing about him and heist high school .
But yeah , because we're , we're from now , so so it's just a lot of players that you just hear about Kurt Warner in college and hear about current one Right you ain't know what .
You even know what the University of Northern Ireland was . This .
Yeah , yeah , unless you was like in the Gateway Conference area . Yeah , yeah , you know obviously , or you know from from that area , or something like that .
But other than that , no , you know it's just a pin on people . You know you got to look at your work ethic .
Yeah , and you give them the right situation .
And then you got to have the right mindset Johnny wasn't ready to take . Oh , it's just what's , what's up .
No , that's no film .
But then you think about that cat was tremendous , tremendous talent .
Oh yeah , no . And .
I mean , like I said , I shot after Johnny . Manziel man , that's , but then I mean he just he has to answer .
You look at cast like Colin Murray , right , no one for not watching film . But he's a good kid , he ain't going to get you getting trouble . But again , he's known for not watching film .
Right , right , right . So this cat said zero with pride .
You can't succeed at that level .
I'm not acting like I was the greatest film watcher ever . I still watch some , and also I don't play quarterback either , though , so if I didn't watch any , I'm just like , ok , I'm just going to react , or they got to react to me , but that quarterback though .
So many moving parts , so many yeah .
Where are you ?
Yeah , I mean , you can almost get away with it Once you start getting paid that type of money to play . That's your job , that dog that is your job Money you're getting paid to play that .
Hey , no , do you know what I heard ? I don't know if I was listening , I think it was . I think might have been Jonas Knox and Brady Quinn . They were saying Well , somebody was saying that I want on those sports talk shows .
It was like you get paid all that money for preparation , for everything , for practicing and all that other stuff , the game , because the games are fun . Yeah .
Like nobody wants to practice yeah .
Nobody like I want to practice in high school . I want to practice and look and I don't mean it like , oh , like you had to drag me out , I still have fun .
Yeah , yeah , but it's yeah .
But when the game came , that's when you like , oh that's what the competition is .
That's when you show up right .
But you know , they sit up there with practice , like AI said practice , yeah , man you don't want to .
You know you got to mess up . You got to go run a gasser and do up downs . Nobody wants to do that . So they're going to make you do up downs during the game .
Bear crawls , bear crawls . I'm sitting there .
I remember we literally , you had to do a suicide on the football . We had to bear crawl In bear crawl 100 yards , Do a suicide in bear crawler because you didn't pitch the coach off . That's child abuse . I'm like this is terrible .
We was a little kid .
This is not right .
So I was having a talk , so I got two boys , both play hockey , one play travel hockey , right . So I was having a talk with them and he's not enjoying playing . I said why ? Because the practice , practice is hard . So in my mind I'm thinking , ok , play football , whatever .
Yeah , I think practice is hard , but then you got to look forward to the game , you got to practice to play the game . So , but his mindset is man , I just don't enjoy going to practice , I don't enjoy it , it's not fun , right ? Because their coach skates them like crazy .
Right , they mess up , they got .
That's the preparation . It's the preparation , right . So it's trying to instill that into him Like it's just preparation . Then you go , take all that , you apply that preparation to when you have a game . And when you have a game , you go out there , you play well , you win . Winning is fun . That's what makes it fun . Practice don't make it fun .
No one wants to sweat up down . No , you know what I'm saying . No one wants to do that . That you be wanting to throw up . You be like God . You know I'm out here but it's all for that game , just to play in a game . Yeah , I don't know , I don't know how about practice man .
I'm just stuck on zero hours of family .
That's crazy , and he was all about and I know it .
I mean , I ain't going to ruin it for nobody , but obviously if you all watch sports or whatever , don't watch sports zero hours .
I don't know why .
He lives here , he lives in Scottsdale . Really , mm-hmm , yeah , what's he doing ? Now , how you doing , I don't know . I can watch .
I don't think they say yeah , no , they don't say I saw the preview of Cliff Kingsborough on it .
Yeah , because he was his office .
of course , one of the coaches , yeah .
A&M . I'll tell you what I'm saying about Cliff . He be doing some good work with quarterbacks and I think it's part of it is . So what is he doing ? The coach is you've got to have a good scheme , but you've got to get the right type of players in there to run them .
Right , so he got luck .
He lucked up . He got Johnny , he lucked up , he got Pat . But I mean , a different coach could probably have them saying players , they just not schemes good enough .
Pat from the Homes is that boy ? That boy is just something .
His friend , that quarterback , you seen quarterback ?
No , I haven't seen that yet . That's good , that's real good . I was going to watch it .
I ain't got nothing . Like you already respect Patrick Homes , but after you watch that you respect it , you understand why he's the talent he is because he puts in the work . He puts in the work .
Yeah , I have to watch Met Texas Tech . It's like this . You know , everything in the big 12 always be seen as skewed . Yeah , yeah , video game numbers .
He's coming out still sitting up here , Like then he in the league ?
Hey , he still Patrick Mahomes . I just work .
I can't get like one more Super Bowl before he's done . Man , yeah , got to talk about him . He's just talent you know that talent , that he puts in the work for .
But yeah , being able to make plays and extend plays and having a strong enough arm to make it count .
But the way he trains you watch it in ?
the show yeah those angles .
Yeah , the way he trains is being able to throw at those certain angles . He trains his body to be able to twerk a certain way and hit those angles Crazy .
He brought some good training . You know that he did that was I said , it was a good watch .
¶ College Football and Streaming Recommendations
I mean , it's something I'm going to check it out . So you got to watch Johnny Manziel , george , it's called Johnny Football , jake Paul what else ? I saw something else on there . Well , we said a quarterback , quarterback .
You know I started watching . This is kind of my little thing I do when I'm just kind of walking or something on the treadmill or whatever . Val Duster , val Duster High what was it called ? High School Football in Georgia ?
Oh , OK . Is it like one of those ? What was the show that they used to do on Netflix ?
Kind of I know what you're talking about . Is it kind of like that ? Yeah , yeah , they just follow high school . It's called Tottletown .
Oh , ok , ok OK .
Tottletown . Yeah , so they just follow this high school . It's supposed to be pretty good in Georgia . The coach have y'all seen what's that ?
high school football movie .
They had a show about it . They made a show .
But anyways , Friday Night Lights OK .
So the coach reminds me of how he coached .
Oh , on Friday Night Lights .
Yeah , so now it's not staged . They follow these high school kids around .
I just watch it Just .
OK .
That's it звуч , little , dirty , little secret watch , but it's pretty decent . See , see these kids get followed . They had a kid transfer from California . It was COVID year , so I think it was the year after COVID is when they filmed it . So California had shut down their football so he transferred from California to play at the school .
Yeah .
And play one game then was determined ineligible . Oh damn , Because he transferred because when his parents did , they had to separate Him and his dad moved to Georgia so they had to be legally separated for it to be legit . What it is crazy ? It's crazy .
Like if I want to move out of state right . Yeah , if I want to move , I want to move .
Yeah , it ain't like you transfer from from Sandra Day to what's the other stuff , like Mount Moray or something like that . Yeah , you know you want to go out of state .
Hey then , where did the kid remember ? The kid from Chandler High School ? Oh , yeah , yeah , I know you . Where did he end up ? They said he went to a high school in Georgia .
Yeah , yeah , that's what I'm saying . You go out of state because you want to play football .
Where did he started ? He started in another state , right , and then came to Chandler Chandler , yeah , oh , that's that and then went to because , remember , it's supposed to go to Ohio State .
Now he's supposed to go to Georgia . Yeah , his pops played for the Lions .
OK , yeah .
Yeah , now he's the number one .
Yeah , the number one recruit .
Yeah , he was in . I think he was in Texas and yeah , that's right .
He was in Texas , came on here . Now he's in Georgia .
I mean if you , if you move out of state to play football no , yeah , yeah , you should be able to play football , and the only reason why you want to play football is because they didn't have to know how to .
So I'm going to move , that's and sometimes they interfere with these kids lives too much , especially in high school . I mean they need to get something going with the NCAA and all this transfer portal right , so I'm sitting up here .
The way it looks like now . You could play for Ohio State , then go to Alabama , go to Oklahoma , finish a USC .
No , yeah , hit them off , hit them off .
Hey , I got one . I'm at Arizona State . Then the next week you have a place there is on the state and I'm at U of a guard , myself playing at Arizona State .
It's ridiculous , man .
I just get so confused , man , like what the hell am I even watching anymore ? They don't get the whole little conferences . I don't , I don't even pay attention .
I just too much . It's too much real .
I'm going to watch our state and just whatever happens .
12 about to come to what the big 20 . The with Pac 12 teams and yeah , so yeah , they're going to have what Washington , Oregon , USC , UCLA .
Yeah , yeah , and I heard they're trying to pull . They're trying to get Stanford and Cal minus will , because there ain't no one out left in the pack . Well then , at least had to give them six , like out here on the West as well .
So now you got the . Yeah , I don't know .
That's nuts .
Because it was issue in Arizona going to the big 12 with Utah . So the pac Pacific is done , there ain't nothing left .
Start off at the pack eight , anyway Back eight back in the day .
Ten and it was a strong conference back when you dub was . You know it was you dub Miami back in the in the mid 90s , yeah , yeah . So all you heard about you dub in Miami and then you know , obviously , you , you , you have seas always been .
I'm trying to dig . Wasn't it a guy ? I'm trying to think what was it do ? Wasn't it a cat that went to you dub ? Oh , was it Mario Mario Bailey .
Yeah , yeah . Then he got to the human to watch it .
Right yeah . He was nice yeah , yeah , yeah , I remember .
Players go to watch yeah . Mario Bailey , that's crazy , but no , it's just too much for your life . So it's all money , All right . It's crazy . It's all about money , man , it's so .
But now you got to and they said I told you , I said it before if it don't make money , it don't make sense .
Ain't nothing you can say now , because they image likeness , so players getting paid now . So these conference can do whatever they want .
It's getting this out of control now . Yeah , but let me see Shit . I don't have nothing else to say now . Get ready for the size . Oh yeah , Watch your preseason football . Oh , go see . Talk to me with all . That was good . I don't know if it at the movie stream . Whatever I saw , I saw the honor mansion . Talk to me was good .
How was that Was that good . Was it black cast too ? So yeah , it's good , it's good .
I want to go see what's the one with the vampire . The last voyage it comes . Dead , dead , dead , dead . I would ever . The vampire that's on the boat that's out now .
Let me see what else .
I don't even know but watch Johnny football quarterback Quarterback Jake Paul . Watch the Montgomery Alabama memes and .
The video .
Man is that's that that stuff is so funny , man , they crazy .
Watch hijacked with Idris Elver .
Oh yeah , that was that . That's on Apple , that's on Apple , right , I tell you this nigga all the streaming systems , so that being a good show . Oh , yeah , hijacked yeah it looks good , I don't even know if I have Apple . I think I know we did have it . Yeah , I'm just a boy , I ain't watching all that , but I honestly I don't realize .
I do watch TV , but I watch TV like that , like I'll watch like a couple of shows , I'm in to anything else , I'm just like man whatever .
Blue Bill , Blue Beetle comes out next week .
I was that next week .
Yeah , I want to see that blue beat on getting in Grand Trees . Long to see that .
Yeah , a lot of good . Yeah , that look real good Because he Barbie , mission impossible three . I think all those are still at the movies .
Yeah .
After a little , that's it .
¶ Discussion on Chairs, Cars, and Disappointment
So we out .
then Sterling got something to say .
Keep them . Chairs strapped Eat that big of things . Some chairs strapped to your waist . They out here , yeah that dog Come here .
That was man they out here wild . I got the email talking about some . They got changed . Are you still interested in that car ? Hell , no .
I'm a for you to Neptune Florida .
Yeah .
Talk to Florida man , you probably interested .
Yeah , I mean now , if you want to give me , I'm still interested . Fifi mean .
How much it is . Yeah , yeah , you gotta help us Ask how much you can afford .
Yeah , forget that man . I thought I had it until I did .
I thought I did too . Yeah , I was four numbers away .
Well , everybody y'all have a good one , all right , y'all All up , thank you .
