Swinger Scenarios and Nostalgic Nights

now we start for 46 plus 46 . Welcome to the nobody's talking podcast . Yeah , we appreciate everybody for listening . You got three of us today . You got Bosco , Alabama . Joe Shairod .

Shairod , what's up , what's up , hey baby , what's going on , what's going on .

Now , before we got on the air , we was talking about white . No , I'm just kidding .

You can say it man .

No , we was talking about white women , but that ain't where we going . Somebody said they had to vent , so you know we got to put a cap on Joe's venting .

No , I'm not going to vent man .

I'm going to chill out .

I was going to , like you know , like I'm trying to confuse how they just throwing money at the wide receivers and won't pay the running backs . I'm just confused , oh , and you know . I got sympathy for the running backs , because them motherfuckers take a pound .

Hey Joe , you had sympathy when we was talking the other day for offense alignment . Oh yeah , I love them .

They should be paying the highest paid motherfucker on the planet .

Hey , I said they paying the pretty people dog . Hey , I get what you saying Offensive lineman , You're not Tom Brady . Hey .

He ain't shit without them . Listen .

Beauty sales Order . Hierarchy for payment In the NFL should be Quarterback I'm sorry . No , it should be lineman . No , it should be your quarterback , cause he's the most important person .

The lineman is the heartbeat baby .

I understand that , but the quarterback is your most important person . The lineman is the heartbeat baby .

I understand that , but the quarterback is your most important . Apparently , you don't Okay .

I say wide receiver , no , hell , no , because that's what I play .

Apparently you don't . If you throw the ball to me and if I just look at it .

Okay , I'll tell you what that's an incomplete pass .

I'll bet you right now . I'll bet you right now Left tackle or right tackle .

I'll bet you right now and then D . I'll bet you right now I don't know how much money I got in my wallet , but I'll bet you right now that if y'all don't sign that , motherfucker , trust me Y'all ain't going to win the game .

Hey , trust me .

Sign who . I'm worried about that the offensive tackle San Francisco .

Trent Williams is the most important person on the team .

Let's go back last year . Every game he didn't play , y'all lost . Google it if you want to . Every game y'all lost he did not play . Tell me , do you know about your team ? I know about my team , Did we ?

say welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast . No , we didn't , but we should . Anyway , thank you . I know we like to get right in Sometimes . You got to get it even if it ain't wet . You got to wet it up a little bit . So now , since we done got it a little moist .

What's in your cup . Don't worry about that . That's my venting power .

You feeling good Joe .

That's my venting power . Is that your brown ? I would let you have some , but you can't drink up the job .

Is that your white woman sauce ?

Okay , hey , all the white ladies out there .

we just messing around . Y'all know we like to joke a lot , so we have some running jokes that a lot of y'all don't get , but we still like to say them on air because it's funny to us . I just want to know if it's brown or black . So shout out to all the brown , black , white , yellow , rainbow . All you beautiful women .

Now , we love you all . We love every one of you .

Now we love scissors , I mean , you know , like real scissors .

You know , get y'all's mind out of the gutter .

Okay , go ahead y'all .

I think we should have a . They should have like a class , a seminar on how to spot a BBL from the other one , from Rio it's not that hard . With the spot of BBL . They getting a lot better now , bro . I saw one at the gym the other day .

So , wait would you be mad . If it's nice , like if it's proportion , you're fine with it . It's just the ones that's outrageous , right ? I need to know . Okay , so I mean , you ain't gonna have kids , no more .

So then , like your kids will come out jacked up .

I'm just saying , what if you beat this person and they like bang , bang , bam , bam and then they start leaking on you .

No , you have a daughter , uh-oh , damn . Then she's going to have like a flat booty and all you better hope she get all your genes then , motherfucker .

I hope she get your genes , but then you ain't got no resentment because she didn't tell you in the beginning .

So , you was like fuck , I'll key it up . What if she didn't tell you but she done fucked .

I'll key it up . It's like mental health . You know what I mean .

I got something to say to piggyback on . I'm making a true confession right here on the podcast . Now I'm making a true confession , okay , right here on the podcast . Now . I want everybody to come in and listen . I shouldn't have did this , but I did , okay , listen .

The daughter .

Yeah , she's about four , four or five , that's all I said .

I'm just going to leave it at that , because her mama was not good looking .

No , the little girl wasn't ?

Yeah , but they can grow out of that , though . You know how many times you done seen like , even like you go back , I'm sure it was Okay you go back to your class , reunion and shit .

You know I just have here I'm talking about a little four or five-year-old little kid , yeah , but they grow out of that .

You go back to your class reunion and shit , and you see all them ugly ducklings . You think and you see all them ugly ducklings and blots them into a beautiful swan . And then you see all the beautiful swans and turn into something .

That's probably because they oh , I got another question too .

I can say that because I've seen it .

While you have some ugly duckling .

It's not pretty , dog , it's not pretty . What do y'all think about this ?

And then , and I just got something to say Okay , so you out , okay . So , for example , last weekend I went to breakfast . You been to JD Campbell's ? No , that's too rich for me . Is it too rich ? It's not that .

Where's JD Campbell's that sound like rich .

No , it's like 91st Avenue and Pinnacle Peak . Oh no , that's where rich people live . Yeah , there's some rich people up there . I seen that house right there .

You see that house right there on 91st and Happy Valley that distant .

It looks like shit should be in . Yeah , yeah , you see , jd Campbell , the orange juice is probably $15 . No , that's regular breakfast , dog .

Hey , it's that little brown building right . Yeah , yeah , the old-looking . Yeah yeah , he was out there with them rich folks , but go ahead .

So I went there and was with my neighbors .

And a woman walks up , nice-looking young woman With a four-year-old ugly . No , no , no , she had hey , yo I'm just playing y'all she had a nice shirt on titties just hanging out .

Uh-huh and yoga pants on .

Titty's just hanging out Some yoga pants on she have on a bra ?

I don't think so .

She ain't have no bra too , Did you say nipples , yeah , oh yeah , you can say that , where does she even have one ? But she's there with her maybe 10-year-old daughter . Okay , y'all think that's appropriate .

Well , what she was wearing For me it is Trust me , I enjoy looking .

That's standard , though , is it ?

Yeah .

That's what all the hot moms like , because right now they're like . You know what I got it ?

Does she have a ring on ? She don't have no ring on .

That would have been an honor . As I was walking out , there was a dude standing there talking to her . Inappropriate would be to have the daughter dress just like her .

Yeah , now , that would be inappropriate . Hey , that's good , she's 10 , dog , I don't give a shit . They don't care how many times you seen people dressing them little girls up like that yeah , oh yeah . I've seen it , but that's some hood shit though .

Yeah , you see how they have the little even though they're little kids , but they still have their little , you know little halter , a little halter top .

Yeah , a little halter top and a little tiny shorts . I don't think the same thing goes with , I don't think like little babies .

They be having their little toenails painted , but like man if you don't take that fingernail , polish off that little baby .

Yeah , it's just like you got just like little boys . They have them and motherfucking all Nike gear with tattoos on earring pierced . I don't think they should do that shit either .

What's the matter with that ? Why you have to use Nike . I'm just saying my little nigga dressed like that .

I'm just saying he shouldn't have his ears pierced and all that . Oh shit , by the time he's two and three years old .

Oh , by two , oh yeah .

Hell yeah .

He can have his ears pierced .

That's some bullshit .

I know you ain't going to have his hair all , it's a double standard . That's some bullshit you don't want to have on this little Nike gear . Let him be a kid , bro . Nigga kids wear Nike . That's why they wore the little suit . I got emails right now with little baby gear . Little baby Nike gear .

I can get you a coupon for your grandbabies or something he should have on like a little Spider-Man or Ninja Turtle shirt .

huh Looking like a little kid . Yeah , dress him up like a motherfucking .

Like a little baby athlete .

He looked like a little baby athlete .

He dripped out at two years old . Nah , if he got on a . Hey , I saw one little cat , I seen him . I seen him when he had the cat he had on his Air Force ones , his jeans and white tee , his little necklace on . I said he was killing it . He was killing it , dog .

I know he was walking . I don't think that's .

I thought it was alright , though .

Yeah , that's the mama and the daddy .

I know he don't know no better , but I'm just saying I don't think that's right . Hey , that's the mama and the daddy . The kid don't know . I know he don't know no better , but I'm just saying I don't think that's right , that's just me though .

Hey , your next grandbaby , I'm going to get him a little baby Nike outfit . Gee , I can't have no grandsons .

Everybody in my whole life . Well , your bloodline is females , Well your granddaughter . It's all girls , girls , bro .

Hey , you think you hit it the wrong way or what I hit it right Knocked the bells off , that mama Was her face down in the pillow . You knocked the bells off . You should have punched her in her ears right when you about to come , you would have told me that shit .

Nigga , if you would have told me that shit .

25 years ago . I would have tried it .

You don't have a little prince , I would have tried it . You don't have a little prince , I'd have tried that shit punch in the ear listen I know a little boy to carry the name on .

Somebody is probably sitting up here like these niggas didn't came out totally inappropriate little four-year-old little ugly kids and punching people in the ears when they about to bust one , hey , might it work ? I don't know . So , hey , how do you ?

feel when you see somebody punching people in the ears when they about to bust one .

Hey , it might have worked , I don't know . So , hey , how do you feel when you see somebody and they like with four or five boys , Like Sherrod got two boys .

I feel like that lucky bastard , but all they do is complain . Most people that had that many complain about it . Oh yo , we kids . I would have never done that .

Have more kids just to try to have a boy ?

No , I wouldn't complain about how many they got . Because I always wanted a lot of kids . That's just me . Oh , you did so . Now here's the next question .

I just didn't want a lot of baby mamas . I'm throwing this question out here for the masses Right Now . If you having kids right Right Now let's say you got four girls and you want to try again and your neighbor across the street got four boys , would you let him hit the wife so you can have a boy ? No , just a question . Hey , this is a podcast .

No , I roll the dice Fuck it .

Wait , what does wife look like ? We get to switch it up .

I roll the dice Switcheroo .

I've been wanting to do this Wife swap .

That's funny , I don't know .

What else can we say ? I'd probably do the wife swap , but the kid swap . Nah , yeah , nah , I'm not , I'm cool . I don't think I can do the wife swap . Yeah , you couldn't do the wife swap .

Nah , you couldn't do the wife swap . Nah , that's the swingers right . It had to be equal , though you got to be , evil and trade off Nah .

I'm not going to let you come up Shit . Fuck your own shit .

Oh , like if the wife was ugly . Yeah , I'll be sitting up here like man . My wife is beautiful , huh ? What the fuck is this ?

shit . Why the hell you got me looking , hell no .

I'm saying that even trade .

I mean , I don't want to call your wife , let's just call her not attractive to me .

So what if your wife is beautiful but she's overweight and the other chick is ugly in the face but her body is a 10 ?

Oh , we can swap Ugly face , don't mean nothing to me .

You just go ahead and put a bag over it , just lay them next to one another .

Hey , you smash her just looking for a while . Oh man , listen .

I'm just saying Just lay them next to one another . That'll work right there , but I'm just saying Lay them next to one another , that'll work right there , but I'm just saying Like there's gotta be like An even trade off . You can't like you know .

So a ten in the face With a ten in the body , a five in the Five in the body and a five in the face .

Well , let's go sit .

Nah , let's go five yeah .

It's gotta be An even trade off , even trade . That's a lot . I think that's a big problem in the dating world . Like they be wanting to trade off and stuff , and it's not even .

They be like nah , bro , hey , what if you just sitting up here and then you know , you just so happen to hear like oh , oh , and like you be like oh , my god , what is he doing to her ? I ain't never heard them sounds before . See that .

Like right there .

I'm just gonna be . What if I'm gonna be done she ? And then , if she start calling him daddy , what if she comes ?

over . I don't know why you asking me , for I ain't no swinger . What if she comes ?

No , I'm just asking you because I'm looking at you . Both of y'all can answer what do ?

you do Ain't that you can't do ?

Listen , listen , I know hey all this is hypothetical , because obviously we know .

You don't have a wife , go and get the vinegar and water .

So what I'm saying is Hope it works .

Draw that shit back up because he done put some damage in that motherfucker . She hollering like that , the way you was hollering , she is .

Yeah , that's what I'm saying . She's just back there . That's what I'm saying , so I'm going to answer it . I'm like , oh hell , no , I'm going home and I think you need to have that man take you home .

Yeah , that's disrespectful . Why would you ?

do that Because you just ain't going to hit my wife like that and then have her come to my house or whatever . No , you live with them now . That's disrespectful . Yeah , you can't . I mean you can't give her your . That is fucked up . You can't give her all the good stuff like that .

It sounds like you had a good time .

Yeah , you need to improve your game and I'm going to tell him , man and your wife , that's your fault . I'm going to tell her . Your wife was trash . Her hair game wasn't even that good and you're going to sit up there and put all that work in on my wife like that . Do that to your wife , Don't be disrespecting her , okay .

So what if you're doing it to his wife and she's like boy , she's like I wish she was my husband , okay . And then you hear that You're like God damn , I know you better keep your head in the game .

That'll mess me up , joe , that's when you give him the pedal hook . I'm moving , hey , no .

Pedal hook man Right in the ass . Oh , obviously you ain't doing nothing where you at .

I'm sure it didn't happen . You need to relocate . I'm sure it didn't happen . I'm sure we going to get somebody in the community here you ain't motherfucking , because I want to know , this stuff you need to relocate .

I want to know this stuff .

I want to know the rules . I've heard stuff on radio shows .

They can't talk about it , man .

You can't talk about the shit . They can't sit up here and talk about it . I could care less about their names , I just want to know .

What if you and your boy were swingers and y'all set it up ? You hadn't seen his wife and he hadn't seen his wife . He hadn't seen your wife . They show up and she look at you . She's like nah , I'm good , what would you do she ?

looked at you . I thought he was taller . I thought he was taller . You sound taller .

She looked at you and then looked at her husband , like really I'm going to say it again you ain't coming up , bitch , put your shit on the shelf . So now .

So you're getting mad because I'm going to .

I ain't mad , no , no , no . I'm saying I'm going back to I'm just saying I'm going to leave her , this man going to sit up here and ramrod my woman like that , but the deed's already been done . This ain't happened yet . His shit ain't happened yet .

In my scenarios yeah . Now my feelings is hurt .

I'm like you don't need to be making her sound like that dude . I've never heard them noises before , For real .

But then that's . I put it on her because that's disrespectful . If she starts screaming like that , she ain't never done that to you . That is disrespectful .

I'm gonna make her scream when we go home cause I'm gonna choke her bitch . You better never scream like that with another nigga , ever . Once again , y'all we just playing . Hey , we're here for entertainment . What the fuck playing ? Hey , we're here for entertainment , what the fuck was that ?

Alright , anyway , let's shut the door . What ?

the fuck was that ?

Let the episode commence , y'all niggas acting like pimps Wait .

Commence means continue , right ?

I think so Y'all acting like pimps and shit you just a husband . You ain't no pimp . You ain't no pimp You're a husband .

I'm like nigga that . No , I'm telling you Like pimp , like his name Slicker , that would I have no other records , I'll probably start crying .

if that happens , I would start crying why ?

Oh , I know , I would , I would Joe .

Your wife , wife getting rammed out by someone else and she making noises she ain't never made with you .

It just gotta be regular . Just make regular noises .

That wouldn't make you sad . I'm just saying you gotta return the favor , you gotta grab his own later .

Hey , you can only work with what you can get .

I'll tell you what I'ma do . I'm like hey , throw me my softball bat . I'm going up in this one .

You better grab the bottom of it and pull it . Something you got to grab the bottom and pull it .

Hey , listen , I'll bet you that's the stuff they don't understand . Like when they going in they just be like nah , because I know you got the one . What is the Right People that like to stand there and watch .

Yeah , that motherfucker , he ain't got that . Fucking mule the cockle , or what are they called ?

Yeah , yeah , damn , I'm definitely not doing that I can't follow that . Hey , they even be having some crazy ones . You be like , yeah , I do oh yeah , they mess around and break out that jackhammer .

I can't follow that man listen , Nigga .

you know they're hiring down at the construction site . They need some hammers .

I'm done , I am done . Man , we done gone off the rails . It's been a while since we gone off the rails .

Oh , that's true , it's been a while since we got on the rails .

Oh , that's true , that's what we do , that's what I'm just saying .

We here to entertain the people .

Ain't nothing you can do but return the favor . But if you can't return the favor then you need to grab the bottom of it and pull it or do the penalty .

Put your head down and walk out in shame .

Hey , listen .

I already know If you can't beat it up , you got to eat it up . No , if you can't beat it up , you got to eat it up .

Hey , if I ever , ever , no , that's true , but if I ever , ever , hypothetically speaking , it would just have to be like oh here , I just met her at the gas station , yeah yeah . Hey , come here , you my date , or you my woman , tonight , oh yeah . Then you'd be like , yeah , whatever .

Oh we've been married about five years , I'm all in then . I'm pretty sure that shit happens .

Oh , no , probably I'm all in . Then I'm like , oh okay .

I'm pretty sure it happens

Yeah , somebody done it shit hey , oh yeah , I got one for you . What y'all ready , go for it . So now you're giving it to his woman . Real nice , right ? So you just sitting up there , and then next thing you know , you just start rubbing your back . Who Her husband ?

Oh , no , oh yeah , get off me , get off me .

You see Howard rubbing your Give me that way .

And then you look and you see , it's him . Even that disturbed me Just now . I was like hold on what's this nigga doing and the fact that nigga Ain't even move . He just stood there , nigga . I be like Nigga , what you doing .

Hey , this is role play , right here I don't give a shit what you doing . I was gonna rub your back , but you across the table .

Don't rub my motherfucking back . See we cool , and I don't got damn what the fuck you doing here , oh dog that is .

I sit up here like dude . If you don't get your hand off me , I'll be like , yeah , it's time to go see that .

See , that's the thing right there , because I think now , this is just so , fuck it , it is what it is .

Listen , I think they be wanting to get down a little bit .

I think they do and I'm like nah , I'm cool .

That's why I said I can't do that .

That's what that's all about . You got to feel your ass .

Yeah , yeah , like he really might want you to go .

I'm thinking half of them Going him too . Half of them probably like that . You know what I mean Gay , bisexual whatever , the fuck , they want to call it .

Swinger community .

No , I'm just saying like you know the ones that want to watch . Oh yeah , you just gonna sit up there . They be like so you gonna sit up there and truly .

Watch your wife yeah .

I wish that was me . Get down with somebody else they just want .

They just want her to be happy , though that's what they say .

I be like well , you need to make her happy .

Yeah , she , she don't yeah .

I can't do that . She need her a big buck .

Like .

Joe .

And Dingo .

I can't do that .

Simba .

My heart , my heart is dropping Just thinking about it , like Nah , you as a guy .

I'm cool .

Yeah , nah Well , my heart ain't doing shit , cause love don't live here , no more , god damn .

Fuck that , this nigga Keisha Cole man . God damn Joe , it do .

You just need to find the right one .

We're going to find you a love interest .

What did ? Rihanna say I've loved and lost .

So you said love , don't live here anymore . No , who ?

sang that song I can't remember .

Love . Don't live here anymore .

I can't remember that's my jam , let me get Joe on .

I'm a dating show . No , I can't remember . That's my jam , just a fantasy .

I'm a dating show , no , you wouldn't do a dating show .

No , you wouldn't do the Bachelor .

Oh hell . No , that means you got to get married afterwards .

Not necessarily because none of them do , Maybe one .

A couple of them do yeah . Got to get married afterwards .

But then you can just act like , oh , it didn't work out .

Get the money . It ain't gonna work out . I'm kind of setting my ways a little bit .

What if you met the perfect ? What's the perfect woman for you ?

That don't even exist . It's a unicorn . It wasn't your unicorn .

I just want to know , Like what would she be if it did exist ?

It does not exist because God never does that . Hypothetically God would never do that .

Okay , never mind , don't play along .

So if she cute in the face , she going to be big in the waist , oh you going to be big in the waist .

You got to be two-something to do something . Okay , all right .

So she two-something .

What I'm saying is that you ain't going to find that , because if they have all four , then they going to be crazy .

I've heard this one . Yeah , you seen that chart what ?

You know what I'm saying . If they got nice boobs , nice ass , you know what I mean they're going to be ugly . If they're cute , big titties going to have a flat ass , it's going to be something . It's going to be something . Yeah , you know what I mean . Now they buying shit , so they get all four .

Did they say something ?

about ugly feet , but they crazy though .

I can't do ugly feet . I mean , I don't know what it is , I can't .

So if Halle Berry came up to you and you saw her feet .

She got pretty feet , well , she do got pretty feet If you didn't know she had pretty feet , I mean she got to keep her socks on she . If you didn't know she had pretty feet , I mean she got to keep her socks on she do . She has to keep . You got to keep your socks .

That was a bad image .

I was about to go off into my story . Now I'm thinking about this . Nigga just talked about his ugly feet .

Now that shit , fucked up . I'm sitting here , I'm trying to think about .

Halle Berry . I take a shower , Wait real quick not to get off subject . Did anybody see the union Not yet Watch ? It this weekend Halle Berry's in it . Okay , y'all welcome . I know that's all I'm saying , but anyway , she has pretty feet . But there is somebody out there I'm trying to think .

Didn't they move ? They didn't move , huh .

I don't think so . He just pulled . And then he was just like well , whose feet did he ? Oh , no , it was Robin Givens . When he pulled it back , yeah , yeah . And when he saw hers he was like yeah , thank goodness , yeah , robin Givens was . That Was the deal .

I want to go back to Joe's original question how to spot a BBL .

All right let's go , Joe .

I don't know how . I think you have to look at the thighs . The thigh is the ass ratio right , right . So if the thigh is a toothed , and then they got the hump .

They got the hump that's a BBL .

Oh right , right .

Damn that's half the gym .

Damn .

Yeah , I mean , that's not , I'm just saying that's why I wanted to know , because it's like man , these motherfuckers got some booty , just go up and grab it . Some of the nationalities not known for having round booties like that .

What you got to do is just go up and grab it and when they turn around and be like , oh , hey , girl , I just wanted to know if that bitch you got to act gay I kill myself Like oh girl , I didn't , I was just checking to see if it was real girl , he ain't even doing that good , but we're going to let him go with it .

I'm glad you don't do it . Good , I can't do it .

Yeah , if you did it good , I'd be like nigga Ring

Hey , I know this little spot on 19th and Bethany home Nope , it's called Oz , I think Every time I get caught I'm at the light . It's like right there , you know , got the little rainbow outside the thing I was like I bet you it's lit up in there .

Yeah hey , I bet I ain't going . You can tell me how it is .

I ain't going . When I see it it's during the day , but I'm still . But shit , I bet that shit be lit though that whole area like that was known , like what ? Yeah , yeah .

Denny's over there .

They called it was one over by the club central , like if you went to club central as you turn by the wrong way that was one on right by uh , that chinese food play diamonds , I think it was I think it's another spot over there rooster or whatever .

Remember that .

And one is painted in the street too .

Remember they used to have the soul bowl thing . Yeah , yeah , yeah , that was one in the same parking lot , parking lot .

Oh , okay , do they have gypsies ? They don't have gypsies , no more . Yeah , it was called Gypsies . I don't know it was right . You know how you got Stand Up Live .

Yeah , I don't know . They used to do it on Sundays .

I don't know where those places at Lucky Strike was connected .

It was called Gypsies . Yeah , I designed for them . It was called Gypsy's . Yeah , yeah , I designed for them yeah . It's like an arcade bar .

Dog Where's ?

Gypsy Huh , it's an arcade bar . It's an arcade bar right next to Lucky Strike . Yeah , it was like it was a bowling alley .

Yeah , yeah , and it was a spot connected , like on Sundays they used to have like , oh yeah , like Soulful Sunday or something .

Yeah , I think I went there .

Yeah , it was . Hey , that's spotty . Yeah , it was packed . Yeah , I don't think they do that , no more .

My goodness , I think Marlon Wayans is in town this weekend . Oh is he .

For comedy At .

Stand Up Live yeah .

I don't even mess with downtown , that much . Nah , I don't either . I just Uber down there now . Hey , you know , you can go to the Metro Center and catch the little catch the little train .

Nah , yeah , I'm good on that . You ain't gonna catch the train I just Ubered from the house .

Fuck it oh so you only like 20 bucks you might see some things on the train .

God damn Like . I said , only like $20 .

It's more than $20 .

Hey , I get a monthly credit from my credit card , but I think I get like $10 . You just go right down to Grand , okay To go downtown yeah . That's true , thank you , right downtown Grand is .

See , I'm not a drinker , so I'm cool with going to Metro Center and just catching a little light rail .

No , I was just saying I can just catch an Uber that way I don't have to leave the house .

You know what I'm saying ? Not from Metro , I hop on it . I don't have to drive all the way down there .

That don't make any sense . If I drive to fucking Metro , I might as well fucking drive downtown .

Yeah .

Yeah , I'm trying to think yeah , because the spot where you are . Yeah , that is true where you are . Yeah , yeah , yeah . No , that is true .

See for me all I got to do is , but it varies , though , depending on what time of day it is .

The Uber , yeah , yeah . And what's going on if there's an event ? If there's an event going on , because you can just go straight down to Peoria and go over .

I can just shoot straight down and hop off .

They're going to hit you upside the head at an event you know .

Oh , what for the light rail ? No , for Uber . Oh yeah , see , that's what you got to do . At what time does the light rail close , though ? I don't know . That's why I'm being came back from seeing Marlon . You'd be like , damn , now we got an Uber . I know you got to sit up here and hitchhike home .

No , I know I've done that Uber thing and it wasn't that much .

Like you said , it depends on what time you catch it at .

And it's cheaper than a DUI . That's true . That is very true Drinking and driving is not the thing to do , not advised . Absolutely not , it'll spoil your fun .

That's true , very true .

Hey , I got a trivia question for you .

Oh hell I'm ready .

This is a sports trivia question , got it ? What is the longest tenured college football player ? How long ? I just read this today .

The dude in Oregon that's nine years .

Nope , oh he is . Yes , he tied with the dude from Miami . Nine years in college football .

Oh , somebody , it's another dude .

In Miami , cam McCormick or something like that . Okay , now go ahead .

Explain it to me , please . So I need to know this 2016 . Wait real quick . This is what I'm saying . I just want to go on today's show and say next year at this time .

I don't want to hear not one thing about a covid year , not one which they got a new strand not a dang shut and done a no , and they let no laws run with covid , so they ain't shutting down nothing hey , wait real quick .

Was it true that this cat was in the club ?

Yeah or Noah ?

Yeah , I don't know . I don't know if somebody was man . They said this cat . Before COVID or after COVID .

No before , so he caught COVID in the club .

So there's two players right now . Nine years Nine years eligible . Receiving a ninth year eligibility . That's ridiculous , that's ridiculous With Northern Illinois and Cam McCormick with Miami .

All right , now go ahead and explain Please . We're here to listen , yeah he started in 2016 .

And then he got .

And real quick , quick . That song was Dionne Warwick Love Don't Live here Anymore , wasn't that Dionne Warwick Honestly shout out to Miss Dionne because ? And shout out to Tank and J Valentine . I just heard Dionne Warwick or Miss Dionne on their show R&B Money . Go listen to it . That's a legend .

All right , let's check that out . So yeah , no he did start with Oregon 2016 recruiting class , spent seven years in Oregon , injured 2018 , 19 , 20 , and 21 .

Dude , you only get one medical red shirt . That's what's killing me .

You get red shirt , okay , you go to college , but they got gray shirt , red shirt , I've never heard of that . He got the COVID .

I don't even know For real , he got the COVID .

I don't even know what a gray shirt is Missed 21 with an injury .

Played seven games 22 . Play with an injury played seven games 22, . Played five games last year .

They just granted him a ninth year . I'm about to fix all this right here . You get five years , six years tops . Now you get four years . So you get a red shirt year , right . So if you get red shirted , that's one . Okay so that means you're in college for five years .

The reason why I brought this up , keep it moving , because I was watching the .

Utah game Because you're going to play with his son .

No , that's what it's about . Because Cam Rising , the quarterback for Utah , has been playing for seven years .

That's ridiculous . And they said he was in the same recruiting class as Trevor Lawrence .

That's ridiculous . Man Still playing in Utah .

Now .

I'm sure these people are they ?

married , they married with kids and stuff , probably . So now you can't even sit up , here , wasn't ?

Stetson Ben the same recruiting class as Lamar Jackson .

I think so , but he's in the league now , or did he get cut ?

No , he's with the Rams , I think .

Did he make ?

the team .

Probably so . Listen , how are you so ? How did these dudes lose ? What 27 ?

25 , 26 , yeah .

You playing against 17 , 18 year old , so I mean at some point . So they don't have no aspirations of going to the league . I'm guessing that's what I'm saying .

At some point you gotta realize . Hey , this ain't gonna be for me if you get hurt that many times , the league ain't gonna look at you maybe he was just getting NIL money .

Maybe nah at you .

Maybe he was just getting NIL money Maybe . So I am happy I was watching college football last night .

Who want to get a nigga ?

NIL , you getting hurt like that .

You never know Medicare .

Get a nigga Medicare or Medicaid .

Old ass nigga . I'm happy they reinstated Reggie Bush About damn time .

Oh , so he back to Heisman winner Back to Heisman .

He was in the Heisman House commercial last night .

Oh that's . I didn't even pay attention . He was out of crowd therapy . That's why he was cold .

Yep , yep , that's dope . That was dope , wasn't it ?

I didn't . I almost texted y'all yeah , that's dope . Yeah , so he showed so . Um , hey , that just goes to show you how much I don't pay attention to anything I just remember saying reggie bush like it was , just like now it all makes sense .

Jayden daniel show . He's on . Push the button , crowd therapy . Reggie bush comes out . Oh man , I've been in here for a long time . We're changed . That's dope . That was dope dog , that was nice .

That was nice . I was like oh he got reinstated Right on cue .

That's beautiful baby . Way to go , reggie .

Yeah , shout out to Reggie Book . That was a damn time .

They shouldn't have said that .

Former New Orleans Saints . So now are they going to reinstate them ?

I don't care what they say .

USC is the champion to me .

Well , Texas won it that one year with Vince .

I'm saying do they still get all their ?

victories . I think they should .

Yeah , you can't sit up here and wipe out their victories , man . No , you can't , I watched them . And second , with all this NIL stuff they say I think Shador got like what four I think the only college football player with an NIL deal from Nike . 4.7 million Dude , that cat rolling the money .

Nil from Nike got beat , all that kind of shit .

Yours is rolling . Who else ? They had a list of the top , like the top 10 NIL deals .

Cooper Flag got .

Cooper Flag got broke up .

He's still in high school right .

Or is he in G League First year Duke ? So he's at Duke right now .

Obviously , he's one and done . Oh yeah , that was the one that was doing the USA team right .

Mm-hmm , yeah , man , yeah , these college players getting paid .

I know .

They supposed to . Can I sit up ?

here and tell you guys , like I like to tell Joe , I'm an ex-athlete collegiately .

Look at you now , Wilkie .

Here's my man . I'm still , hey , still the same way . Oh yeah , no , I'm a has-been . Now I get it . But guess what ? I had no NIL money , I would get free ice cream or free Arby's and just be happy as hell , and that might have been once a week or every other week . You couldn't afford to take your woman to the movies .

Hunter making so much money .

Think about all the billions you missed out on them .

Yeah , you think I can follow grievance , maybe , maybe not , I thought they was going to pay from going back to retroactive .

How are they going to pay ?

Because they retroactive to all the footballactive . How are they going to pay ? Because they retroactive to all the football players .

The colleges ain't paying these kids .

It's the boosters . It's the boosters paying these kids A1 College set up a GoFundMe who got sued ?

No , they sued the NCAA .

Well , Charles O'Bannon sued the NCAA .

And now the NCAA Division I football players are going to get some money from the lawsuit .

Oh , for the football game yeah for the NCAA . Yeah , I remember that , I remember they , I don't know I got something it's supposed to be like .

They're supposed to get Some money For anybody who played From like 90 Whatever the fuck All the way up . Some shit like that .

I remember Initially it was Supposed to go back . There's a settlement .

They're supposed to go back so you might get some money . You know what . You know what you should do .

File Look up the unclaimed funds , hey and I'm going to file something for like CTE too .

The unclaimed funds .

Just because I'm like .

I did that for Arizona .

I got a little , just like a little NFL CTE form .

You ain't going to believe this . Right , they know how they do . The unclaimed funds thing so you may have unclaimed funds , or whatever , whatever you may have . So I filed it right . Hey , the unclaimed funds thing . So you may have unclaimed funds , or whatever , whatever you may have . So I filed it right . Hey , dude , I got five grand .

Hey , somebody else . They said oh man , who was it ? Huh how long did it take ?

uh , two months it take Two months .

Once you know you're getting it , You're just like what's the website is .

I heard somebody else talked about that . I think it's Arizona they said they got $1,600 , $1,700 .

But you're saying $1,600 , $1,700? . You know the you can get some headphones ? No . The gas , you know the $50 ? No .

But you know , you can get some headphones , no the Gas .

Stimulus , checks and stuff .

A lot of people Say they didn't receive . Well , that goes into Unclaimed funds and you can't receive it Until you just say If you didn't file your taxes , that On time or whatever , you weren't gonna get the check .

I've been messed around . Mr Long , you owe .

It don't work that way .

It don't work that way . New number who this ?

We see that you follow some other people . I'm like yeah , yeah , yeah , I'm about to try to forget . No , you up Wrong number .

Yeah , that's my brother . Now , yeah , huh , yeah , yeah , that's my brother now you got the wrong .

Mr Long yeah .

You reside at .

You looking for J-Long , j-rod Long .

You be like man .

I'm throwing you right up under the bus , boy , I'm telling you I'd have catfished the shit out of you See . I was your brother , I'd have catfished the shit out of you . Amen .

I want to get your brother back on here . I remember your brother was saying something about some girl what girl , I don't know if y'all was like in middle school or something . I think y'all had a crush on a girl or he looked like he had some untapped feelings . I was like dog , this was in middle school .

He destroyed my happiness .

I was like good .

I've never took my brother's girlfriend . Sheridan took his brother's girlfriend . I've never took my brother's girlfriend . You probably sat up here .

No , there was the one girl . Yeah , you did See , y'all was wearing listen , y'all both had on the Z Cavaricci outfits and you just happened to go home . Nah , they could tell us apart Before he did , and so the girl was just like oh hey , gerard .

Oh hey , I remember her name was Tanya . She was cute , let's not go there .

That was your boo thing was cute .

Let's not go there . That was your boo thing . No , let's not go there I didn't take her .

Hey , we're working out , yeah no , we was good .

Family .

We ain't going there . Hey , you ain't never have any brothers .

Take my women .

Yeah , no , they knew better your brother's like 12 years older than you .

You're in the middle , though , right when I was a kid , I would stab a motherfucker . Oh my lord . I didn't care shit back in them days .

Joe Walker . All I have dead from the movie .

Penitentiary . Remember he didn't get his first piece of chicken until he was 18 .

I said drumstick oh drumstick , and then that Domino's pizza . Shout out to Domino's , even though you on .

No it was a long . I don't ever remember Domino's . I never even heard of it . I know my cousin used to come down and talk about Mickey D's . I didn't know what the fuck that was . Y'all didn't have no Mickey .

D's .

Mickey D's hamburger , the best hamburger in the world . What the fuck is Mickey D's ?

They didn't have not one Mickey D's in your town . No .

So what's the biggest store in your town right now , 2024? , Like today years old ? What's the biggest store in your hometown ? Dollar General , Is it .

Damn the Dollar Store I'm gonna have to trip down there .

We're gonna go do the podcast yeah you're gonna have to come down there . From Joe's hometown .

It's a fucking riot Love it .

We're gonna get your folks on here . You can stand outside .

You can just open the back door and just start shooting out the back of that beach .

Just for the hell of it . That's a good country . Living right there .

How the hell yeah , I grew up in the country .

Yeah , no , I absolutely did not .

Some nights the stars didn't even come out , I mean but you grew up with what you know , right .

No , that's true , that's true .

That's all you know .

But that's what I say . I grew up in the inner city . So when I was in a country or you should be like what in the hell Now , if it was like a little cute girl there or something , hey , now tell me this , even going way , way back , we're getting back on these women . Isn't that funny how a woman can change your mood ?

I'm like damn , this is all right . See , that was always the case for the northern Negroes . They come down to the south . You know they talk different and shit and everything . And the country girls love them and shit . You've been trying to get on this girl all your life . This nigga show up in two weeks .

You got them city slickers . You're not ready to fuck this nigga ? Yeah , I think this nigga from Cleveland or something he talk too proper .

He ain't say y'all something .

He talk too proper . He ain't say y'all once Proper talking Nick .

That's crazy .

No , but that happened a lot though , and then you reverse it .

They come up to the city and then they want the country . They be like them , damn country bumpkins , you know what ?

they are . See the thing about it was they come down , right . They're down for like a week or so . Country bumpkins , you know what they are ? Country ass . See , the thing about it was it was hard , like you know . They come down , right . They were down for like a week or so , two weeks or whatever . And man , they had the freshest haircuts nigga Like pshh .

Shit be crooked and shit .

Everything was a ball fade , everything was a ball fade , or like the dorm fade , oh yeah .

They couldn't lie to you with the shit man . You're lying to me all the way back like Mr Jefferson .

Oh damn .

That's way , way back .

Mr Jefferson going on .

Stevie .

Nazy . Hey , he said he ain't letting it go either . At least he on it .

Yeah .

At least on Steven A . Hey , he said he ain't letting it go either .

At least he on it . Yeah , at least he's on it , like Leroy .

Hey . You don't have to , though I just saw the other day with a meme . You know , Derek , the guard for the Celtics , Derek oh .

Derek White , derek White , oh , you see when he cut his hair off , derek White , oh , derek White , oh , you see when he cut his hair off , cut his hair off because Charles is shackled .

Yeah , they went in on that motherfucker that night .

I ain't never seen no goddamn fan like that .

No , they talking about that was Steve and his son .

Damn Steve , I didn't know your son played for Boston .

It was all on his hands .

No , listen , this is what I don't get . What makes you hold on ? Now , this is I'm only asking , just because I don't mind letting my hair grow , I don't mind cutting my hair real , real short .

Because you've never been bald , that's right .

What makes people want to hold on to it ?

Because they've never been bald .

Yeah , I'm telling you when it gets that bad .

You been bald before , so it wouldn't bother you To do it , and you wear your hair short All the time , yeah , so you're used to it . But it wouldn't hurt you , it wouldn't bother you at all .

So okay , so you think , so you would never I've been bald plenty of times . But so it wouldn't bother you , it wouldn't bother me at all . Okay , and that's from somebody that has a lot of hair Right Now . Have you ever had a ?

short haircut I've had , yeah , no , I've had short hair .

So would it bother you at all or no ?

It probably wouldn't bother me if I had to go bald . No , Okay .

Because ? Because I can pull it off .

Remember Steve said , I think in his 20s he said it was at some point he was just like man , he's just going to cut his hair . But obviously he didn't have a problem because , well I know , when I met him he was already bald-headed .

I've never seen Steve with hair .

Yeah , that's what I said . And I've been knowing him over like 20 years and he's been bored the whole time . So that's why I'm just wondering , like , what makes these guys like want to hold on to it , to where you can just cut it off ? And just I tell my pop that all the time .

Just let it go , pop . He wears his short , but you know it's received .

Yeah , yeah , yeah , my mom be clowning , you know let's receive .

Yeah , yeah , yeah , my mom be clowning . Why don't you just let it go ? Yeah , I'm like , yeah , that's crazy Because . I mean , I think he would look good with the bald head .

Yeah , dude , that's what I said , listen .

He ain't ready to change the beta .

Hey , denzel got a bald head . He still look like Denzel to me and you know how Denzel's hair were and look like he got the little baby hairs , baby face Right . Hey , ball head . He still look like Denzel to me . Okay , what's up , denzel ?

Yeah , yeah .

He finally let it go yeah .

That's what I'm saying . What Well you met my boy , Robert . So yeah , he had the genuine hair and all that .

Oh , yeah , yeah , yeah , he had the genuine hair and all that .

Oh yeah , yeah , he finally let it go . Oh yeah , he let it go . It looks okay . I was clowning him . I'm like dog , you just need to let it go .

See , that's the part you holding on to . It looks way worse than just cutting it off . Accept it .

Yeah , just like . Cut it off . Not everybody can have flowing hair like Joe here . Yeah , man .

Like cut it off . Not everybody can have flowing hair like Joe here . Yeah , man , you got Joe like man . How long your hair go ? What past your shoulders ? Yeah , see , took about two and a half I said I was going to let my hair grow and get cornrows . I thought about it too , I was like nah .

My barber said my hair wasn't nappy enough Nah it's nappy enough .

What to get cornrows ?

nigga Not to get cornrows like a dude but to do a jello .

Man , you can get that . White folk can do it , you can do it , hell yeah . I just literally just seen a white dude with dreads . I was like oh , I called him Jamal .

That's some dude from Guatemala or whatever that got dreads and shit or whatever the fuck he was .

Yeah , speak of licking .

Man them Dominicans . Man , don't catch me having the little dreads and Just got to find a good stylist that can catch it and braid it that way . You don't braid it , you twist it . Well , you twist it yeah .

After about a month it locked up .

I say you go ahead and challenge yourself and do it . I said I could get cornrows , but then , once my hair gets to a certain length my hair has been short for so long I just can't take it . I'm like eight days in nah , it's too long Cut it .

I let mine go during covid for a little bit , but then , like you said , after a while you just like god , I'm tired of it .

I like to let all my stuff grow up . You gotta probably put me in prison for like three years and not let me find a barber in there no , they're gonna be going in there exactly I'm be every week . Cut me up .

I got some ramen , I got some ramen noodles .

I'm cool on that . I don't want no man Touching my feet , I mean , unless he's licensed , you know , at the little Beauty salon . I don't want to touch my feet in prison , cause then he might Start thinking , you know , like damn , I got soft feet too . Hey , chocolatey Nights and supper , yeah man . Hey , I just put Aqu , I got soft feet too .

Hey , chocolatey Nights and supper .

Yeah man , hey I just put Aquaphor on them this morning , like once a week . I put Aquaphor on them , throw my socks on . They nice and soft , I'm like man .

I put I gotta get me some of that .

Hey , I put my soft feet up . Hey , any women out there with soft feet . I challenge you Cause I know y'all don't know how to take care of y'all's heels . Soft feet hey , any women out there with soft feet .

Choke yourself , choke yourself , that's the word for the day choke yourself , lean forward and choke yourself . Man , who was that in ? That was full metal jacket .

Hey , chick , ever asked you to choker all the time I stand it out .

So p right now , bro , where you been .

I don't know . Hey , you know I ain't been in the game . I ain't been in the game a long time you just slide it right on up there now .

You ain't asked .

No more like shit you ever see your eyes rolling in the back of your head , you be like , oh , hold on , you doing it too hard no , I'm not choking , but hair pulling yeah a good old hair pull . No , I'm not choking but hair pulling , yeah , A good old hair pull .

Yeah , sometimes I underestimate myself .

Well , if you go ahead , you know how you kind of like wrap it around your hand . You know you hitting it from the back , so then you know you get aggressive with it .

So you kind of tug on that neck and then next thing you know .

No , that's what I'm saying , so you , got it .

You got it wrapped up .

Make sure , hey , what your boy Ocho say . Stay with me now .

Hold on , make sure you follow me Now .

She like , hey , face down , ass up , right , so you wrapping it up . Like , yeah , hey , y'all visualize this with me , so you getting it . She be like oh , you all into it . Like yeah , I'm getting this shit .

I done poured her shit off , god damn . That's why you parted . You done pulled the lace front off . You had to check it .

Hold on . That's why you parted and then grabbed it with two hands Damn .

For the balance . Huh yeah , god damn , y'all know all the little secrets .

Like a horse , oh yeah .

Parted with two hands .

Tug a little to the left , tug a little to the right .

I got one last question while we rolling out Bush or no Bush , See I'm 70s retro , Love Bush .

Either way .

Yeah , I was going to say can you say either say either , or you gotta , I don't know .

I'd say bush or no bush ? Oh , I just know you . You know Shit . Every time you go to the restaurant , they bring the garnishment With it .

So you don't even mind Like munching on the bushes , huh .

Shit , that's garnishment . Baby , that's like cilantro .

Man , if you're getting A little wetness , I'll suck up baby . That's like cilantro , man .

If you're getting a little wetness , I'll suck up in a little hair right there .

Perfect .

I'm talking when you , when you was young .

Yeah , yeah , that's what I'm saying , yeah , I'm saying no , that's what I'm saying you . 17 , 18 she's 17 18 I like that though you know how they sit up there , like you know , nappy hair yeah , that's how it is back in the day y'all was probably doing them , little bougie chicks you want .

You want it fully nappy .

She don't even trim around the edges that shit , so nappy it parts itself .

Even if she got the little kookabugs , like the little BBBs , you know you got the little buck shots like over by her leg .

She got they little heart too .

What about , like , if you know her leg , maybe from shaving it's ?

kind of like you talking about a little bit of it's like , remember how ? It's ? Kind of like discoloration .

It's like black or something .

Yeah , what if it went down her leg ? Gucci hair , it's all like .

What .

You take two pencils you gotta have the eraser on it and you stick them in there like spaghetti and just roll it . This is way too much . And then you roll up on the eraser .

We gave y'all something . Hold on , let's find out what movies that came out today .

I don't even know .

Let me pull it up . We have oh wait , did y'all see , you know , transformers coming out with one right , yeah , wait , is that ?

not , no , transformers shouldn't be out right now . Oh hey , that movie with Afraid Is that out ? Wait , oh no , transformers shouldn't be out right now , should it ?

Oh , hey , that movie with Afraid . Yeah , that movie with Tyrese 1992 . 1992 is out , that's out . I don't know what it's about , but hey , yeah , afraid , afraid . When did Transformers come ?

out In September , right September , right before the the September 99 or something like that Like during the Rodney King trial .

Oh , the 1992? .

The riots , yeah , but I think that this Transformer movie is supposed to be about a Ryan Pax , though .

Oh , guess what ? The crow . I saw the crow . Blink twice . I want to see Blink twice . Is that the one twice ? I want to see blink twice . That's the one I want to see . That that's Shannon Tatum . There's a Terrifier . 3 .

Shannon Tatum supposed to be who he supposed to be superhero oh yeah , he was in .

He's in Deadpool , right , that dude is ?

funny man yes , he's in Deadpool . He's funny yeah , nah , are they going to come out with the Gambit ?

movie . They were saying they was going to come out . They're supposed to have been came out with one .

Yeah , I like Remy Lebeau . Remy Lebeau , did he have ?

the Cajun accent yeah the Cajun accent .

Oh , you haven't seen .

Deadpool yet no , oh you gotta see that you ain't pulled it up . I was , I was gonna watch it , but , like I said , he kills me when he start all that Narrating shit .

Oh , really , I think that's the best part . That stuff is hilarious , yeah , cause he don't shut up , he just , he'd just be rambling Some of the stuff that dude said you're like what in the hell is he saying ?

Where did that come out ?

Well Terrifier 3 , it looked like it was limited showing . That's a scary movie right there because I pulled up Terrifier , I know 1992 . He said what , what'd you say ?

You said Afraid the crow what is that afraid about ? They did ? West is wrong , so they should have man came out with another blade , bro hey well , let's hope though . We're about to play the , or at least come out with a son of blade or some shit .

What a retired governor can do . But a president now he can do a thing or two , or at least come up with a son of Blade or some shit .

I don't know if we're authorized man , why they show this ? I ain't even click on that .

That's Reagan .

I ain't even click on that . I clicked on the phrase See how they get you . I'm trying to Hold on city of dreams , the fact that somebody's living all right , hold up , here we go . I'll do anything to protect you afraid , hello aya .

Welcome home , hello world it's about a robot again .

So we stick up a bunch of this episode is brought to you by who's in the wrestle crew the one eight asian guy from harold and kumar . Oh okay , yeah , good morning I'm going to make . This is about the ai .

Her name is aya you think you could read to cow , of course .

She falls in love with the game . She start raising the kids , see , we bring y'all real radio Like back in the day .

So wait , is this ?

Afraid it gotta be , because this is what I clicked on .

That don't sound like . Aya , what are you ? It gotta be , because this is what I clicked on . You're gonna be like another mom . That don't sound like ? Oh , now it do .

I have to go to bed . School day tomorrow . I used to get points just for going .

The AI is bribing our children . I know what you like .

I know what you do when you think you're alone .

Man that's great . What is this ? Okay ? First , it wasn't me . Everyone sees this . My life is over .

Iris , I've already gotten the video off the internet . I'll take care of him next . What did you do ?

I did what's best for my family .

Oh , today is August 30th . Yeah , mother , that's out . So that's a phrase oh , oh , welp .

I'm gonna go watch .

Welp . Anyway , afraid Blink , twice Crow , deadpool 1992 , city of Dreams , terrifier 3 , Transformers isn't out right . Why is it saying ? I think it's a couple weeks oh okay , reagan , reagan ain't out , is it no ?

I think alright for y'all football fans Georgia Clemson hey , it's a lot of football .

Yep , well , just because , anyway , thank goodness it's football season , y'all enjoy your local football .

I know .

We hope none of y'all I don't know why I'm always sitting up here putting disclaimers on that .

And don't forget , just put a bottle of liquor out there on Buckskin .

Hey dude you go right there .

I know who it's for .

Hey . And then somebody said if you got on a bra , take it off 1738 . That's the one you want . Yes , that's expensive , right .

No , it's not that bad .

Oh , okay .

I know I got a little side I'll be going into . I'll be sitting up here looking around . I'll be like goodness , there's so much alcohol out there . But anyway , we'll talk about all the alcohol choices next . Okay , next time , until we meet again , okay , peace .