Sex, Sports and Surging Wealth: A Candid Conversation on Societal Constructs

Whoo , you might as well keep going , but there you go . Hey , we get to it . This , the nobody's talking podcast .

Intro is intro-ing , intro-ing .

And Joe was uh Going into it , like last week , oh no .

Ain't nothing wrong with that . And finally , she is , you know , but none of them will be past the long run , hey .

You know what I mean , okay .

Koochie ain't gonna find wine .

Yeah .

It don't get no better with age .

Uh , huh it ain't . You said , it don't .

No , that's it More like .

All the tricks , stop , huh yeah . Hey , welcome to the nobody's talking podcast . I am Bosco , this is Sterling .

Yup , yup .

Joe , this is rodeo baby and she rod . We are here and I know we got started real quick . We're talking about , uh , brittany renner , guess the IG . She's a Fitness Like a fitness coach .

So I don't know . I don't know Social like Okay Social .

I don't know much about it but I know Reading some stuff up on her . I guess she's very much in the fitness . I don't know like that much about it , I like I don't know nothing about it . But uh everybody's just kind of tripping . You know we always talk about the double standard . She was talking about uh , she's had uh 35 , she slept with 35 men .

Huh , she had a dick for every day . She was like hey , every year .

My ex wife had 35 by the time she was 21 . What Fuck that ?

Well , the thing is , though , like that's probably ain't even accurate , though she probably ain't count blowjobs , you count blowjobs . And he ain't cheating bro .

Okay what's worse ? Woman what give him blowjob or Give him the koochie . So if your girl and I'm just saying I answered this before I say both .

I look at it like this you be mad . She give a blowjob or give the koochie . If All the way I would be mad If that mother get more than me I'm being real , yeah , not . If he's getting more than me or getting some other shit , like she slipping , lick the ass and shit . She ain't doing it to me , right ?

It's gonna be problems .

Yeah , it's gonna be some problems .

You lick this , nigga ass . You lick this Right , oh shit .

I'm just saying like that's usually the root cause of all of domestic shit . You know , cause the nigga ain't so much in it ? Cause most of the time the niggas been cheating anyway , so you gotta act like he mad .

Just do .

This nigga gotta act like he mad . So he go to act like he mad . Then he find that Say wait , wait , wait , wait back up .

Right .

You suck at it , crater the balls , swallow the gravy , and you do that to me .

Yeah , like you ain't crated my balls at all .

At all . You be bad to the mother .

And you crated on this nigga's balls .

I was just practicing . I wanted to see if it was perfected for you .

See it , you practice on me . Perfected for that nigga . Practice , make perfect that nigga . You gotta practice a lot man .

Oh no , she said . He said practice on me , Perfected for that nigga yeah .

Okay .

I'm just saying , though . I mean I mean after , like , like when you are most of the time you be arguing with a female . You just be being devil advocate most of the time , cause you don't really give a shit about the argument , you just don't want to lose badly , you know what I mean Cause you never win . Like women are never wrong .

Oh hell . No , she gonna hit you with the half right . She gonna hit you with the half right .

I was half right . She gonna never say she was half right .

You know it's beautiful . She gonna be having me going dog .

You want that , she gonna open it . Come out , I was wrong , but then she gonna hit you with the half right .

I mean I'm sure , I'm sure it was women that apologized and say I was wrong .

I don't know , I ain't met them . So it's just like if a tree falls in the forest , there's nobody to hit it . Motherfucker , that's what that is . You know what I mean . Oh , with the other one , the dead cat in the box . You don't see the motherfucking smell it . Is it really that ?

Just guessing now . Everything you know , I'm just saying , though , like I feel you . So we was talking about Britney winner , right ?

So she got 32 , 32 body 35 , 35 .

As of that interview . I think she probably got 36 .

Like I said , like I think , if you said , Uncle Shay hit , she got 36 . She is women math ?

atrocious dog , so somebody hey , somebody did say , they think she was lying . But she said 35 , 35 . I'm taking that face value .

I mean , I'm not in the room with the bitch .

I don't know what the who's who . So you know she said 35 is 35 .

It don't make no difference .

I ain't been lining the niggas up and counting , she said 35 .

I'm thinking more like 70 . That's what I'm thinking .

That's good for her . You know , it's like men 35 with 70 with these old stuff and we got the day of a man .

Tell you , honey , you can probably think 25 . That is .

But what if it really is a hundred ?

Them both power to one , you know , but then half the time , you know , like you stop counting around . You stop counting around about 50 , 60 . You have respect for her . Oh yeah , she came out and she , she , she owned that shit .

But when homeboy was like 10,000 or covers like I'm will chamber to come on ?

She know no no , I watched Life at the porn the other day , right .

Wait , hold up , why oh ?

here we go , life at the point and now they got body count .

Right Now one of them could say what do you do ?

He's what it is , that he slept with over 3,000 women , right , I believe that . No , no , I'm just saying I . That's pretty much accurate .

Right , right , three days , well , three thousand . He's in porn .

And now he said you ain't even really got to count the ones that porn , because back in the day you know a lot of people was watching porn on the slide , so they recognize him and that would be that . You know what I mean . Oh right , right , right right .

Yeah , they say all money ain't good money , right ? Three thousand , that's a lot , good Lord , have mercy . So I thought it was like three thousand , but then he counted his coworkers . That's quite a bit that he did , you know no , I mean so what if you think about your ?

coworker , you on the contract right . You basically hitting the same people with different scenarios .

Right . You know , and then don't they , don't , they had the like the buffers , the fluffers . Oh , what's the fluffers ?

Yeah , the fluffers . Well , I said the buffers and the fluffers .

I didn't think there was a thing .

I didn't think of that shit , they got it , they got it for horses . Yeah .

Yeah , they got it for horses . Like they have what it is . They have the one horse Right To like , get the lady like to get her all worked up , and then they bring the million dollar style . Now just think if that was real life , so you sitting up here where they do have a . It was so they what they just they have guys what in porn .

No , I went back in the day he used to breed us shit . Yeah , yeah , yeah , how you playing oh who what ? I think I would have been the one probably .

Oh yeah .

Yeah .

You'd have been out in the field . He would have been out in the field . I know I'd have been out in the field .

You know he in the house , he treated you like Matt Dingo , man them motherfuckers with a boy in a pot . My fuckers , them wild , damn wives be calling you up in that motherfucker . Hey , sharron would have been the one on .

Django or not Django Massa . What's the dude on life ? Oh yeah , the one that was the Sheriff's homeboy . Oh yeah , yeah , that's your date , man .

What's going on , boss ? Yeah , yeah .

Man , that's been Sharrod man . He been sitting up here . We don't need no guys with a gunline .

We don't need no guys with a gunline .

Hey , listen , that's where the light skin and the dark skin thing . I know he's not all the way light , but that's Sharrod ain't light skin . He'll fall in with us though .

I'm just not it .

Hey , we the same color . Yeah , we the same color he just sitting .

Some more Guarantee if I was just some of this .

Yeah , he worked at a desk .

Oh , Joe .

The only time I'm at the desk is make sure my time card is right .

Right , hey , you got to .

I'm still getting you kicked out the house , though it can only be one of us , isn't it ?

I heard that .

No .

I believe that I got to . Yeah , we have a .

No .

I had to go on a sabbatical at work one time and I came back to move like that . Oh shit , y'all didn't think I was coming back they had to meet that quota .

The quota . Oh my God , that union Shit .

No , but , no , but like , like I said , I'm a girl's body count , I'm not going to speak on mine .

I don't think it's bad , honestly . What's your ?

body count Joe .

I told you , we can't quit counting .

OK , quit counting .

You said you quit counting .

Shit bitch . Have many bars you got ? How'd you get ? I just want to know when I fuck you the pussy . Good , if it is ain't got shit to do with me , you got to be good . Harsh words from Sterling Also week three Shit . Only body count . I care about if we in a relationship for real . Now , if you got bodies , you add bodies while we together .

Right , bitch , I might have to kick you off the top of fucking Pinnacle Peak . Fuck wrong with shit .

So if she OK , while y'all together , she adds two bodies . Like you know , I just Bitch you . Cheating Ain't nothing about the fucking body stuff , but you want me to be if you go around sharing pussy when we together you fuck off . That's community pussy . No , it's not community pussy we together . All pussy is community pussy Bullshit . Is he the yours , yours ?

are .

She hit that shit with some vinegar water , you never know , yeah .

Yeah , she do that , I don't want to fuck with you .

You never know , goddamn , you don't even want to mess with her at all .

I hate vinegar . You might even know you've been anywhere near vinegar .

Bitch stay away from me , you ain't going to know . Vinegar ain't got no fucking smell Shit .

I hate it for a reason Because of how it's meant .

It kills all that bad yeah .

It's going to be a great cleaner and all that shit , but I don't give a fuck .

Yeah .

But you been around from vinegar . I don't want you around me you ain't going to know the difference . You think I'm a motherfucking dick that just sits there and just sucks on their fucking fingers all day and just ugh you dirty and listen . Fuck vinegar and people that smell like vinegar . Ha , ha ha .

Had a white night . Ha ha ha ha . Jesus .

It just makes my nose burn . My fucking eyes start watering .

What was wrong with you ?

You don't got that for it .

You better write

I try sometimes , but I can't get past vinegar .

You can't get past vinegar I didn't have some other , so other shit can smell .

I'm like , oh no , well , you know what Eat eat .

I can't do with the vinegar .

Ha , ha , ha ha , you'd rather have that , that shit fucking me around making me gag .

You'd rather have the salmon croquette .

Oh hell no .

Bitch what you .

I like salmon croquette .

I ain't eating it , though it smell a little too . Ok , yeah , your shit smell . Oh no , I can't . I fuck you , but I ain't eating it . You didn't eat it and I'm in . Listen , I'm not even I'm going to sit here and say that I do a lot of wild shit . I've been to some nasty ass places with females , but I guess I had to grow .

You know what I'm with the shit . I'm saying my job .

Oh fuck that , hey , no listen that is true , though , because you think like you know . When you're younger , you would think like , let's just say , you had somebody that wasn't up to par , you know , to whatever your par is , you're like ah , you hit one of your boys see . Nah , I knocked that down right .

I just don't want to take part in your bacterial vaginosis At this point , at 20, . I would you know shit .

But , like I said , but I should get older .

Maybe she take care of herself a little bit .

No , well , a lot of hey Sterling said he wants you to age like fine wine Bitch .

I just want you to learn how to take care of yourself . Like I said , first time I ate pussy was at seven , right ? Well , I might not say it . My point is this if her motherfucker Ah , my goodness At that age 20 kids .

Listen point at that 27 .

Your pussy shouldn't taste like fucking .

Shit you gotta send us at a name .

Let me tell y'all this Like I said at a child .

Sterling is hilarious , I think you know my fuckers that raised me .

They took a leave of absence between like five and 10 , five and 11 . See , I'm eating pussy at a young age . I ain't seen nothing inside of nobody's school till I was 10 and a half , so you know they was just like fuck that little nigga , he'll figure it out . Almost got my brains blown out about three times at seven , eight .

I don't even know what pussy is Shit listen , you might need to go to college .

I knew that girl had this and I had this . I was in the little porn books , so you know they black and white , they from the 70s , so everybody got a hairy ass . Bush , it's like , well , you ain't got that , but I'm assuming this is what it looks like underneath . Oh , you listen , this is your fucking bitch . Let's try this , try this .

Pictorial wasn't in the closet , we was just trying one of the closet .

Playboy had black , absolutely no idea what I was doing at seven . I didn't either .

Yeah , you should lay on top of the hump .

Oh yeah , yeah , yeah , just hump and kiss At seven , I don't know yeah .

Yeah , kiss .

Do a little kissing . I was waiting for a monkey .

I know I was holding hands . I did hold hands .

I think it went through a monkey . I held hands . I held hands , yeah .

I think I was in the maybe like the seventh grade . Like , maybe . Let me see , this is either the summer December from sixth grade to seventh grade . Yeah , yeah , december from sixth grade to seventh grade , cause I wasn't gonna say seventh to eighth , but no , it was before Sixth grade man .

I'm just y'all that nigga playing a stinking finger Six years .

That's what I'm saying to appear alive God damn , I had no guidance , and but the thing was that .

I know nothing about the porn Out of all the directions . I'll see your naked body and just I mean , I'm just saying , I'm just saying I don't know what to do .

All the shit a six-year-old could have done . What made you eat the process ? I told you it was in the magazine .

I was looking at the pictures in the magazine you supposed to broke into the cookies . And you told all the goddamn cereal we're in the box looking and leave something in the bottom of the bag I just sold you between five and 10 .

I lived in a crack house with prostitutes , drug addicts .

Listen , man , it was rough . I'm just . I didn't see the prostitutes get fucked and fucked and get paid . They didn't get a little things to your boy , but we're not gonna get into that . Yeah , we don't need to get into that .

Oh yeah , no , we're . Shit is what it is , man . This is .

It was just a rough ass situation .

Man Sterling had a fucking beard Motherfucker's coming down on him . Hey , listen , nigga , blast him boom , boom , boom , boom .

I'm in the closet .

Sterling is Gee . I told you he's the resident nigga dawg . We about to sit down and write your memoirs .

Niggas first thing , hey .

When Sterling said that ain't already been done , he got tapes and pepper spray .

Listen to the previous podcast . People oh I know , remember on JoJo Dan said that's JoJo Dan , I'm trying to think . Were you pee on me , freak motherfucker ? I said I'll pussy , now I piss .

I'm trying to think how I can write a movie .

Get done with a movie JoJo Dan said been done Six year old . That's the same shit happened to JoJo Dan . You gotta skip past all that dawg . You just gotta go to Sterling . That like 2025 .

You gotta put those files to 11 years old , Nah you ?

can't do that , but you gotta just this y'all . Labor law is what you have to do with it .

You can't put that on TV Hell nah .

Put it on Netflix . Yeah , they was doing it for Antoine Fisher . They was showing him getting . They made sure you knew that old girl was doing bad things to the little boy . He came back when he got older . Oh yeah , Tell them to shut the fuck up . Writer strikes over right .

Yeah , yeah .

All right , I'm about to write something .

But the actors are still on strike , though they're still on strike .

So you can't .

I mean , unless you get some people , that's not Independent film . Has anybody seen the Expendables ? Nah , I ain't seen it . Nah , I ain't seen it , I need to go see it .

I ain't seen it yet .

What about oh ?

I'm telling you , I'm gonna say this and I'm gonna be doing it If you're on Fandu , get out while you can . Why ? Because it's the devil .

It's the devil . Why is it the devil ?

Man the motherfucker got cameras in your house .

Oh , yeah , yeah , what they see .

Man , I needed one touchdown . They took the motherfucker out the game every time he got on the goal , so how many bets are you placed on your phone ? Shit . I've placed too many . It's the easy dawg .

So you use it , sterling , do you ?

use it , I just be . So what I be doing ? I just be making these big ass Parley bets like 16 game Parley and you just put $2 on it . Because that can win me $100,000 if you hit all that . So it's just $2 , right ?

So I had like so you basically be like yeah , I just .

It's $2 if it hits a hit , if not , whatever . I'd be mad as hell if I shoulda put $20 if that motherfucker hit .

But I did like a 20-some game Parley one time . It was like $13 for like $5 or whatever yeah .

And everything has to hit really fast for you to win money .

Everything has to hit , and that goddamn Zeke Elliott fucked me in the ass . Pause .

Yeah , please pause , yeah , pause , I'm serious bro .

How Fucking Zeke Fuck that the motherfucker couldn't get 25 goddamn yards . That's all he had to do .

Well , I ain't gonna blame Zeke , I'm gonna blame .

Billichick .

Billichick . Hey , I'm telling you dude , you cannot get New England Patriot running backs in fantasy football . No , you can't Dude , I'm telling you I got what was the dude's name , john White , james White ? Remember the one year he had like almost 200 or 300 yards . Might've been 200 , whatever . Maybe he had a whole bunch of yards .

him . Well see , I kind of figured .

Like is it trying to like Try to keep him healthy .

I kind of figured this year they weren't gonna do the running backs right this year because they don't wanna pay them . Man , listen , you know what I'm saying .

Like if you , got Christian McCaffrey you good , I don't wanna talk about that . I figured you would be all right with Seyquan , but yeah , See they doing that .

They playing three or four running backs a game . Yeah .

Miami played two running backs last week and they both had 42 .

Yeah , man , yeah , you said 70 points , man . That ain't what was the last thing they said . That happened 1966 .

It ain't gonna happen on the moto it did not it better ?

not , I thought they ain't playing nobody with a high enough offense .

Well , they got a yeah , but Waddleback this week .

Y'all see XFL and USFL . What's your ?

name James Williams or whatever you name you want for Detroit . He's back , oh yeah .

Who was number five for Detroit Is that Montgomery Montgomery .

Oh , you got David Montgomery .

Yeah , I do , y'all saw that , that's who I'm talking about , when he had Green Bay . No , he's in Chicago , chicago , chicago , that's right .

No , he's nice , yeah .

but they were like I said damn , I'm sitting here and I said man , the motherfucking scored two touchdowns already . Why can't you let Gibbs get a touchdown ? I got that , you know . Tell me how good it is . You love the rookie and shit .

Hey , Joey's sitting up here thinking with all his bets and his fantasy .

This is some bullshit .

I just kind of like I stay away from him , because that should have had you and looking at games a whole different way , no it does .

I'm just like whatever .

And you know they got a thing right now that they look at they . Actually they got a guy that actually look at the referees right , and they said certain referees in fucking games always go over the points and certain referees .

I was wondering . So that's coming back up , huh , conspiracy I believe it I believe it , the refs and all that they're not allowed to . They're not allowed to play fantasy and all that stuff every day . And I just saw something in the field .

Just just dropped something saying a player caught betting on their own team .

Like oh , he plays .

If they so , if I'm , if I'm .

Well , that's what happened to . What's your name Like , yeah , listen .

Yeah it will be Like players , players and all that stuff .

Bet on the Cardinals , then you're gonna , it's gonna , they're gonna drop the hammer on you , yeah .

Yeah , I don't think they should be able to play fantasy , or even though I know they're gonna try to get around them and be like , oh , my brother is playing it for me . Or like if Sterling is the player , and then he'd be like , hey , here it's my fantasy team , I'm gonna tell you what to do .

But somebody's always . They keep a close eye on that , though they they they track them on under these players .

Yeah , like if it's the player .

Right .

But I'm saying you can easily get around . Most of you guys got caught Because they was bent at the facility .

It was all those Iowa State players got caught and then they got kicked off the team . There's like three , four Iowa State players .

That was sending for gambling .

Gambling .

They got kicked off the team On them said oh , you know what's speaking to that Duh . Did y'all watch a damn ? I forget what it damn . What is it called ? It's on Netflix , but the very first episode was headache Smith .

Oh , you took my point . Shavings can yeah , oh no , I remember that was years ago though .

Yeah , dude , this and that's when I was in college , so that's why I mean , I really don't remember , because it was out here . They put them in prison , though .

Right , yeah , they put them in prison , yeah 20 , 20s of years for that shit A lot of money . But see now , here's the thing , though like I think , well , I'm trying to think .

I think , homeboy , I think you did Like maybe staying in here . It's just like how you gonna do that .

How you ?

gonna do that to Pete Rose . When you in bed with Fanduil right now , you in bed with all the bed and sights Pete Rose should be in the hall of fame . I'm just saying , though , how you gonna do that ?

I think they're waiting for him to die Then they're gonna throw him in there . I'm like how you gonna throw people , that's wrong Out of the league and all that shit .

When you are getting money from Fanduil for advertising , probably a lot of money , a lot .

And who owns Fanduil . I don't know . Is it one person ? I'm sure it's a group . I'm thinking one person .

I would be a bank .

I'm sure it's a group . I don't know . I'm sure it's a group Damn . Probably city bank .

Fanduil . What's the other one Draft kings City group or whatever .

yeah , Draft kings , all that shit .

But , they in bed with them all .

But yeah , you gonna punish people for gambling . How you gonna do that ? The integrity of the game is already fucked Once you got in bed with them . You know what I'm saying .

It's a group out of Scotland .

Oh , it's a group out of Scotland .

Draft king .

Or Fanduil , fanduil .

I'm just saying , once you got in bed with them , motherfuckers , and then you done it , Draft king Fanduil , all that shit . You know the integrity is gone .

Yeah , but people . But I'm just saying they just thought it was better to join them than to fight it , because people were in bad sports .

The minute they decided they had experienced them should have been compensated .

Well , hey , Reggie Bush should have his Heisman .

Listen , please give Reggie Bush his .

Heisman Right , so as soon as they open up in the night .

I just saw him where he don't . Where's he at now ? He don't work for big noon .

No , he was doing . Last time we had , they gave him a Burger King , they gave him a .

Burger King . Hey , I wonder Wendy's ? Well , no cause , I was gonna say , you think because he's suing the NCAA , you think maybe he had to step down .

Yeah , I mean , I'm just wondering .

Cause . If cause Fox , I mean Fox doesn't .

See everybody talking about . Kaepernick should be back in the league , but he can't be . He sued the league in one .

Well , dude , listen , Kaepernick can't play no more .

I was gonna be flat out .

Everybody gotta stop this .

He's still I know . So this is he's still the honor college football analyst for Fox Sports .

Oh he is . I mean now at one point . I'm not saying he never could play , but he was fine . But or he left , we just hold on to something . I'm like okay . No , they did part ways .

So he's not yeah .

He's the one with Fox Sports . That's what I'm thinking . I mean , I'm sure he's doing all right . He probably about to get that money . He is like I gotta prep no more . You know how nice that is , it's just to sit up there . You don't have no prep , no nut . I know Director Pawsley hit I knew you were telling me . Hey dawg , who saw the oh wait ?

That's some shit I do .

Then I had one cat . You ordered like 67 pair of Jordans . Dog I'm telling you that shit was so funny . Dog .

What did that work ? It was that . Yeah , he was at work .

And I guess what they did was just showing different scenarios . Like you know , people's reaction , that's like look , isn't Powerball hard .

Yeah , got my ticket 825 .

So I said I forgot all about it , I'm gonna have to get it . But we was having a discussion one time at work and we was talking about hitting . You know , if time and time and the Powerball gets hot , we talk about it . So we was talking about what would you do if you hit . So I was like , oh , I'm done .

I mean , I'm sitting up here like dude . See , my thing would be after all the years , y'all treated me like shit and I wanted to lie to it .

Right .

I'm going to work .

Oh , but you're gonna , but you have a reason , because and I'm gonna act the ass every day until the day you fire me . Right , right , and then you're gonna go ahead and collect your . Yeah , hey , come on something to you . That's a good way to go about it .

Yeah , god damn it , give me my mother . Yeah , and I say I'm good .

Well , if you get fired , you don't get an employment .

Yeah , if you get fired , you do , if you quit you don't get quit , you don't yeah .

Yeah .

No , so you have to be fired for a certain reason , like you can't just say for a reason .

Well , you can quit and then you can be fired for , like some real fucked up shit .

It has to be like , well , you know , fire you , it don't matter . Don't say fire you , but it's up to the job to contest it . Yeah , well , yeah , because they can test it , say they fire you .

That's why they say well , let you off . That's different . Laying off , it's different .

They're fine , well , if they lay you off .

They got to pay you . They are going to lay it off , yeah .

They got to . Actually , in some places they got to pay for you to get retrained . If they lay you off , right , why ? Because they , just they , they . They terminated that position , your job made it obsolete , or whatever . Whatever reason they , they done it .

But we've been talking about every thing and everything Because the pay ?

no shit , that's the . That's what we do here , so you know what they usually do is give you a service package , so a place I used to work for guy he he had to quit because he was moving .

He was going through some personal issues . But instead of quitting , the company did him a favor and said we'll just lay you off so that you can collect that important .

Well , that's because he was going to quit .

Yeah , that's what I'm saying , I tell you this they lay you off .

Then they got a . They got a 98 . You get the unemployment I know you are . That's just the same thing , it's 98 billion .

Oh , how long does it take to get that ? Oh , about three weeks . No , I'm good , I ain't got no , no bills that pressing . Yeah , they'll hold for 98 weeks .

I'm just my bills . They're fine .

Yeah , oh , I might leave mine for my kids Even in , oh yeah .

I'm sitting up here , even if you got them .

You just like my credit cards . They , they listen .

That's what I'm sitting up here wondering till like leave that shit for the kids . Hell yeah , that's wrong , it's coming .

I would love for it to be like oh , we just got paid and I don't know how to win a lottery . Oh OK , so this is just gas money .

I'm going to be sitting , I'm going to be like an NFL player , you know ?

Hey look , I just signed this contract .

Nick , I'll be like I need this Britney Spears with them . Knives Be sensitive . Dancing around with my lottery ticket .

I don't know the thing about it . If you win a lot of , you got to get to a lot of it Station first .

Well , it opens on Monday through Friday 1995 .

You better be . Keep your mouth shut , god damn .

Oh yeah , oh no , I'm not saying no , I mean I didn't even got there .

It'll be like that what's that ? Listen , be like that movie ? No , nobody would even know .

A lot of it . First of all , I'm not even telling Dude . That's why I just said I'm not even going to work .

That's when you're going to notice .

Second of .

And we seen that dude in a couple of days .

Nothing would even be suspicious until after I already been there turning in . Everybody's been verified . They're like why this nigga , Don't you got to go to work there ? Come on , hey , don't you got to go to work this morning ? Oh no , I'm good .

Hell yeah .

I'm going to be suspicious when I got a .

Hey , did you lose your job If I hit the screen as big as the TV and the PS5 .

That's great If I hit the powerball .

I got time on my hands now , dog .

I ain't leaving my house all weekend . You work from home ? No , I don't .

Sometimes , he said sometimes but I'm just saying , I'm just saying I ain't leaving the house Because I want nothing to help .

I want nothing to happen to me on the way to the light . Crash the car , damn .

Why you put that on me . Get out and leave it . Why you put that on me ? That don't mean I'm going to call Uber .

Man , I don't trust you .

You don't trust the Uber driver to get you down there when you going .

Lottery play oh oh , for real .

Hey , if they told me what you got on my 40 . God , uh , I'm out of here , man , yeah .

You know , listen , it's going to already .

It's going to make you paranoid . You're going to be dog . You're going to be super paranoid .

I might just walk down to the motherfucker . Dog hey , you're going to have so much you need to ride certain now .

Dog , you're going to have so much adrenaline , I'm just going to carry extra pair of shoes just in case Put on me a dirty toe and then yeah , Look , look , homeless all the way to the motherfucker , I might collect 200 , 300 dollars on the way down that motherfucker , I'm crazy .

I'm going to be like I blurt shot red from that goddamn weed pen . Make sure I look crazy all the way down that motherfucker . Hey , I'll fuck the other shit they're going to lock you up , joey ?

Hey , then all of a sudden they're going to sit up here and be like wait , hold on , somebody , keep this man out of here . Then you like oh , wait , wait , no , no , this is the winner . Oh , and it's verified . Got my ticket . See , here's the thing , all right , look , here's a question for y'all . Right here , some financial guru say to sign your ticket .

Okay .

Some say not to sign it just because once you sign it . Once you put your name on there , you got to collect it under that , all right . They want you to do it under LLC and that's the exact way . If you do it under , I'm going down there and basketball .

I ain't never had no kind of money .

Oh listen , that's what I'm saying and I'm going to walk down there , so don't nothing happen to me .

No , I'm with you on that too , eat me some powdered donuts and my lips be all white . Oh my God .

I'm going to be a cashier Larry . Yeah , dog , that's good . Hey , what I think they say take what ? Oh , they say to take three , three to four weeks , right , but then I think it takes another 10 days for to hit your bank . You know that's a large . I mean you about had $98 million to break deposited into an account .

What about the billion guys ?

Guys are one of a half of .

What you gonna do with that . They've been following homeboy . You be on TMZ all the time .

Or what , not TMZ , but one of them shows the one in California .

America , how much taxes you need ? We bought that house for like $25 million .

I wouldn't do that .

More than $500 million out there .

I wouldn't do that shit there . I don't want to even buy no house .

You just roll out , yeah . The kids over saying hey , here's the house you guys is paid for .

You can bring the bitch down if you want to .

Yeah , I'm out , you worry about it . When you get back , I go down to the woods .

I'll be out too . Yeah , I go back in the woods where I'm from .

Let's roll , certainly going back to the shy .

You going everywhere , huh I got a few places in mind .

I can visit them . You gonna take Britney Renter .

I already got a bitch . I can't do it .

You already got a what ? What ? Just kidding . I'm here , I just do the same Just kidding . It's the best ever , though , I'm telling you , mike , turn down , or what ?

Oh , my God .

You heard him .

He already got one is what he said . I know , you got a lady , you got a chick , a loved one , a bitch .

Who you calling a bitch ? You everybody .

Damn Boy , like they say .

I love them like a play cousin . That's hilarious . That's a misnomer , though Usually like .

You think chicks call us , they bitches .

No , they be calling each other bitches the question is do chicks call us ?

That's my bitch , I'm sure they do .

I think so when they're talking amongst each other .

It's a certain community . I don't think they do that .

I don't think so . It depends on who they fucking with . I mean they don't say around us .

They say . They say my , my guy or my niggas .

You got a motherfucker fucking with . Slap a bitch Tyrone , she ain't gonna say no shit like that .

They won't say it around us . They're a little group .

I never even really heard a chick , you don't talk about a dude .

I don't think it rolls off their tongue as well .

It doesn't sound wrong .

They's like my , my niggas .

My boo , my man I know , yeah , I be like this , we're gonna get a girl on here to find out .

Hey , do y'all sit ?

up here and they talk about men the way we talk about women .

Oh no they do that they definitely do . If not , we can talk about them now and they're gonna definitely come on real quick .

Yeah , I'm like that nigga can't fucking at all .

Oh yeah , they talking about it . Hey , you know what ? Sorry , what's up ? One of the episodes I was listening to on Johnny's house Shout out to Johnny's house . They were talking about having sex .

Proud motherfucker , Right , right , or do you just be like hey ?

what happens happens , I think you just let it happen . Or do you just be like hey , you not got a cucumber down here ? Or do you just I ?

think it depends right If you're talking yourself up

And now we're not talking about like dating .

Yeah , we're just talking about like a good old fashioned one night stand . No , it is just .

Yeah , you just kind of messing around you and be like hey , before we do this , I just want you to know I got a little pinky , my mic , my mic . I don't think you can do that shit . Yeah , no , I don't think it's like shit , you gonna find out .

Is you gonna reject me , or yeah , it's gonna be what it's gonna be .

Cause once you went there , as soon as you went there , you got to put me at number 36 . See what I said . You don't even get what I just did .

Every man , every man .

You gotta make me 36 , even if I do have a little pink .

You know the rule Every man is six . She might like it , she might be like well , just the time to just the time to try , ain't ?

no , then , I guess , if you motherfucking running around like that oh no , you don't tell them about that . I would think most guys wouldn't want to disclose . They just like let it go in and what ?

is going on , let it go and let God find it so even if it's a sledgehammer , it's gonna be 13 step right there If it's a sledgehammer .

she just got to take it Shit , or she might not .

She might not . I'm sorry To boo-koo to boo-koo . Be like hey , man put that thing back in the toolbox , Said this shit fell out .

She said oh , hell no .

I put it back in the toolbox .

They was on the set , so that thing fell out of there . She said , oh hell , no , I put it back in the toolbox . Then we'll talk about it off the show .

That's the choice , that's the choice then Not , that was one of your favorite shows too .

How was it ? Yeah , one of your favorite shows .

That's crazy . They interviewed her .

She married somebody else .

She said they got white y'all .

Two ain't never hook up . She ain't gonna say that thing fell out of there , motherfucking it's only like a horse .

So now , hey , now it's so funny because you know the husband probably sitting for your feelings some kind of way .

It's okay . It ain't the size of it , it's the motion of the ocean .

Yeah , cause some women don't want the horse . Nah , that's bullshit .

Some women don't want the horse , don't you believe that ?

shit , I don't know , they lied Already .

You just said an actor told another actor hell no , but she already had somebody , though .

No , she didn't tell him she was doing an interview .

Yeah , somebody never hooked up .

Yeah , cause she said she was gonna sit one day and the motherfucker fell out or the draws , and she was like oh , hell .

Okay , so she didn't want the horse . What you think she was lying ?

She was lying to that lady . Okay , I'll tell you what you lie to a bunch of motherfuckers . Up on the wall and see where she go first .

She going to the big hammer .

She going to the goddamn hammer , she going to the goddamn 12 inch right over there .

I don't think so .

Hey , listen , hey , you crazy A woman . She wants a challenge , cause she's probably sitting up here thinking like , cause I know there's some chicks that sit up here and get to talking , that talk like nigga , like , oh , you know .

They just want to see if they can take it Exactly , so they like they know they can take it she put up with a couple of days of so in this and shit .

Yeah they can take a little homeboy . But then you mess around and put that thing in you , hitting the top of their forehead . You like God , yeah , like , yeah . You up in these cuts , uh-huh , oh . And then they start sitting up here but I feel like by my titties you lie and tell her , goddamn it .

She tells you , you breaking my heart she said oh Lord , I'm making shit up Like yeah , damn nigga .

If you out there by titties you like .

That's where you do it . You're about to put her in there . I was put in there .

I'm all right but , damn y'all hey . You put that motherfucking ass .

she said oh you breaking my heart , you should move it out the way I'm coming through . Yeah .

I don't know , I just don't think all women want that , though . Yeah , they do no , not all of them .

You think , hey , I think they want it . It's just that , it's the curiosity , you know . You know what I'm saying ? I guess yeah . I'm telling you you lying out and motherfucking up on the wall and see where they go . First , the first thing they're gonna go . Oh Lord , they might say .

Woo , I think guys remember we were talking about how a famous guys that can pretty much have any woman they want for the most part , remember we always wonder like how come they're always going for the same chick Like I'm saying like the same chick , meaning let's say like she break up with him . Oh , let's super head , for instance , let's use her .

After the same chick .

I remember we were just talking about Britney renner or I mean like whoever it is Okay . Let's just say , for instance , obj Love O'Dell Beckham Jr . Right Now , I know he's recently broke up with his girl .

Yeah .

I can provide for her , not in the same way that them niggas can .

If I work hard enough , Well yes , they can cause .

she already got a baby , so now O'Dell was about to provide for both of us . I got benefits .

Right , I think about to provide for both of us , so you used to bid in that ?

No , but listen .

no , I know I get what you're saying . I get what you're saying , but Cause if you're a chick , you've been with . But then remember they talked about .

Basketball player or someone . That's what you're used to . Now , like I can go get me an NBA ball , okay , so why do ?

women get mad of us . Why do they get mad of us At us for wanting to talk to like a beautiful woman or yeah , no matter how ?

old ? We are no it's the same . Or you like this type of person , you like this type of person .

You have to know what I'm saying and then .

So now You're mad at me because I'm just speaking to general , just general statement . You're mad at me because I have standards , high standards , high standards .

And .

I won't . I won't lower my standards or because you don't meet my specific standard , oh , there's a problem . But what they try to do , they try to talk you in to maybe lowering your standard , but you didn't rain your mouth so much . Maybe it might have worked , but now you didn't talk to your shit , so never mind now .

Yeah , see the thing is you can't next you can't go in and say I'm going to blow your back out , Right ? Oh , you definitely can't say that . I'm going to blow your back out and then you go in that motherfucker .

Well , they say , you better undersell and overperform .

There you go .

I just want to come in there . First off , just because you got a big deal don't even mean you know how to fuck . So you , she might be like this nigga here is trash . Nigga , learn something . You got three percent and you done busted . Nigga , we ain't going to go in there .

Hey , we're going to dump button for Sterling . Hey Sterling is so harsh , but hey , I got to make sure I hit the explicit content Cause one time I think I got and I was like oh , I got like an email . You can't keep it it wasn't nothing , I just like oh yeah , I was like I think you can't keep up with it .

Huh , you can't keep up with it .

Oh no , had to edit . We're going to edit , we're going to edit . We're going to edit .

No , no , no , hey , no , no , no . This is straight .

We're going to edit no , no , no . So nigga , it's just hard to edit any . Tell them .

You can't edit the nigga Oliver , nigga , listen , how can ?

you edit . It's just so fucking in so deep . It's just like , well , the nigga say , it's just in here who I am .

Listen , how can you edit the nigga Oliver , nigga dog ? Yeah .

No , no , no , no , no no no , how you do that .

You know , hey , nigga's going to do nigga shit . Niggas gonna do it . Google what did I hear ? Niggas edited it . I don't know if I said that to you . Watered down , that's what they are .

They watered down , sitting on a throne in the middle of a nigga .

White washed . Yeah , white washed watered down . Hey , hey guys .

Never any , he's Joe ass away from me . Haha , I've been put down with that . Oh , you know , you do got a underselling under overperforming ?

Yeah , yeah , because you've seen that period . But like yeah . Man .

So you stand .

So if you have a , pussy , but I ain't going to tell you that . I'll let you find out If you have nine , that's a prass smile oh yeah , huh , yeah , I got it .

Hey , you better off , just saying I got no , you just I'm cool .

Hey , you better off just saying like you got three , yeah , I'm cool .

And y'all think that BDE . I ain't gonna lie to you . You think BDE is real .

What's BD ?

Yeah , big dick energy oh to that nigga .

She thought he had big dick energy till . He took his pants .

It's just . It's just . I think it's just a confidence thing , and he ain't gonna have that .

Yes , I mean a chicken . Look at you . Say okay , he carries himself .

Well , he like how he walked he might have that . Oh shit , here we go . Story from Joe .

I was like I'm gonna get with motherfucking 12 . That bitch be on my shoulder . Everywhere I went .

Hey , so listen . Hey so listen . That's a BDE , excuse me , so like nigga . You know , like dog , if your shit is like this water bottle nigga .

Yeah .

I'm like I ain't paying for that shit . Dog .

They can just sit there always with the legs open , rubbing his thighs and shit . You know what it is , baby .

Now , but you don't see those , those memes , and see what they maybe be putting that sock in there , yeah .

And them ?

girls see that sock . What do you think you gonna tell me they don't want that ?

Hey , yeah , that's a boo .

Snapchat dude walks up , he has , he has like a fake whatever in there . He just walks up .

Hey girl she just said whatever Fake , whatever .

That's me and dog Fake dick or fake cucumber or something . It might be a sock .

I don't know what it is , but it was supposed to be his shlong , right , yeah , okay , it's supposed to be his dingling .

She just looking at him like he just oh , I just want to get your number and everything he got his fake dick .

So listen , that's the curiosity that Joe was talking about . He got the curiosity he might want to see it . They might even want to hold it yeah .

And they might think I wonder if I could put it in my mouth . You know , I ain't no great . No bitches , don't be wanting to get retunned , though that's gonna happen . You want that motherfucker shit . Now the bitch gonna fuck with this motherfucker with a nine to 12 . Oh , no , yeah , every chick is going to be interested .

Now you walk around with a nine to 12 , see it , that motherfucker gonna go for that . Oh yeah , I agree , I think it was in the UK . He couldn't get a job .

They thought he was sitting there hard doing an interview . That's why he need to get better pants or something Like shit . That's how they make it . I can't help it . You know , this is what God gave me .

He's like oh , you remember .

God law school . They did discrimination .

Hey did you remember that one where the police pulled the guy over and they handcuffed him and they started searching ? He said what's this ? He said my dick . No , it's not .

He said yeah , that's my dick .

I was fucking cracking up dude .

That's hilarious dawg .

You some gray sweatpants ? Yeah , what's that ?

What's that ? It's my dick .

Gray sweatpants season right . Hey , the cop probably be sitting up here like damn my wife and love this yeah , they got a cuckold , so I don't know what they're making up , right exactly .

You know , back in the day they used to make you wet them down , jockstraps Mm-hmm . And the coach would say you wet it , the jockstrap is the fifth dick , not your ass man . That shit was hilarious . Dude , aw dawg , I'm gonna fuck . I need a big one .

No , you don't , man . How the hell do we come up with this random stuff , dawg .

No , but man , I'm thinking you cut your goddamn circulation up , boy . You still got that tight boy .

We was mandatory . I'm just saying I ain't never wear them .

Oh , really , I didn't either . I used to check that the jock water cup . I wore mine . I was wearing a water cup . I didn't want to cut , but I wore the jock , no , when I was a little kid they checked this .

Yeah , yeah . But I'm saying like as a kid they did check Like . Once I got into high school we still had to wear the jock . I just wore underwear . At that time I was probably tidy white , I was just wearing tidy white . We had to wear the jock . I ain't wearing them in college , I just wore the , you know like the dry fit , dry fit .

They ain't checking it , but that motherfucker in the coat made sure he wore that shit . Come around punching the balls , Put your shit on .

You got to wear your jock strap . Yeah , what is that for ? Anyway , I'm being for your shit in the water cup .

Yeah , it's supposed to hold the cup .

I mean I get . He said you had to wear the cup . I get it for baseball but because , like your underwear , I mean , if I mean the other jock strap was like a little more .

I don't know that shit . Just you know all they got .

Now I want to wear like my underwear and just put the jock strap on over top of it . I mean , I know it might be . That was a mouth of kids , so just felt weird .

Can you imagine like you see all this shit ? Maybe I needed to double support . You see all the shit they wear to them baseball . Now , they never wore before , dude .

So if , even if you get hit them dudes , get the first base , they taking a dog .

Somebody did a meme like that . They put no mittens on .

Yeah , oh yeah . So , like when you slide , I'm telling you if they took hat . Well , you know what I'm going to leave it alone , because I guess baseball is evolving . So I'm just in a pair like the whole . Now I can see if you , if you have a hand injury , you don't have no hand injury Like well , they .

Yeah , they still were some office here where metal cleats .

Yeah , I think that's most .

That's you know , you know what I'm a little . Yeah , that's cool If you just get cleated you just like wipe it off and just be like .

I'm pretty sure you got spike running track these . What ?

Yeah , dude , I got stepped on on my foot and football in the locker room with a cleat . With the cleat , you know , I'm just like sitting there about to take a shower . You know he was stepping back . Well , mm .

Mm .

And was them screw wins oh screwing you don't need that in your dog .

I still feel the pain right now .

Track . I have definitely been at them because they're screwing super . They saw little and point .

Yeah , yeah , yeah .

You get stepped on your foot straight with those oh .

God , hey , you mess around , you mess around to get the . That's like doing cats , you know , listen , sometimes cats be sitting up here like running around . Nigga Sonia had this huge scar . I was like , hey , make sure you tell them .

Duh .

Man , they damn , damn , damn claws dawg . I'm with you on that , bro . Yeah , see , dawg , that's all I did . I watched documentary on cats .

So let's say you know what I'm talking about .

You own some cats and they , you know , unfortunately you pass , and they in a career with you but they eat your ass and they say the dog is gonna sit there right with you , right , and that's gonna do nothing to you .

Cats ain't got time for that . I like to let them man .

Yeah , I gotta survive this nigga ain't feeding nobody . Gotta eat them .

I guess he giving up the sacrifice .

Hey , you know , they say it too , that if domestic cats were bigger than you , or big like lions , that they were eat you . It's just I believe you ?

I don't believe that . Look at them . They some assholes . They can't even help it .

I don't think my cats would eat me if there was big like lions .

Man , they were Mario . After they ate you . If there was big like lions , you would have them . I'm sitting there looking at y'all face like look at this cat looking to be like right now , like a snack .

Hungry . Oh yeah , now they ready for you , they're ready for you . I seen the movie .

Cat People . I don't play that cat .

Hey , that was a good one , if I ever did get a cat , though I would want a Bengal cat . I like the way they look Tigers they look .

No , I'm Bengal cat yeah they got a cat .

It looks like a tiger , but it's a little bit of a house cat , like a little house cat , one of my friends in high school had two of them .

I'm allergic , so I hear it , I ain't getting that . Not a cat . You know , one of my wives will learn . Allergic to cats . Guess what we had Fucking cat I'm like why ?

And she was allergic .

She had it from when she was young , but I guess her family didn't give her that . She's allergic . She's like , oh you get over it . Damn , damn .

See , that's some niggas shit Y'all hey what you gonna do Dig .

Well , that was another funny episode I just started saying that one of my wives I'm gonna get a call . Like you said , I had 35 bites at 21 . Bitch , did you have 35 bites at 21 ? Then maybe I wasn't talking about you . You said one of your wives , I been out , man , I been around .

Been around the world .

Yeah , yeah , yeah , I been married twice I been married , yeah , twice .

Three times . You about to say , so let's go with three times why would you get married three times .

First time I got married I'm not gonna say some fucked up shit . I heard somebody's feeling this Shit , hey , dawg .

every time this guy say something , my mom would just be over like just save it for next week .

Man , I'm like , I'm like the motherfucking .

But you know what ? I just like that Memphis , I like that shit man . I just in my heart . I like being , you know , in that situation . Just you know , bitches don't act right man . So you like being booed up ?

couple of times you love , love .

Yeah , like I like the whole family dynamic

My boy , Fat Fred , is like that . Shout out to Fat Fred and Akron Y'all , he's just like that . I don't know how many times he's been married . He's currently married , but he just just likes to love .

He loves love .

Hey , we all love , love Like what you love , me too . But if we in love and you just starting not sharing the pussy , then I don't love it so much .

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