Sex Robots, Bitcoin, and Why Joe Never Cries

Uh-oh , oh yeah , sure , you don't want to get on . Look , look , he can hear .

Look , you can hear , you can hear , come on , you can hear it in that mic right there .

Yes , my brother . Yup , Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast . Yeah , we got a special guest . What happened ? Joe was on time , but late again today .

Hey , he's on , time for Joe .

Yeah , he was on time for Joe .

He got his own time zone . You already know , man .

Hey , Joe said he's a superstar . That's right . He'll show up when he's ready .

Like Jimmy and he came .

What's that right there ? Like Jimmy , what you sipping on which one of the uncles is that ?

Jack Daniels , uncle Jack .

JD .

Uncle Jack , 100 proof , 100 proof .

You sipping on the JD Mm-mm-mm . Well , we're back after missing a week because everybody was enjoying the fireworks . But looking around the room I can see everybody still have all their fingers Right . We all good .

Ain't nobody missing digits or hands ?

I heard Najee Harris . Somebody said he has like some type of little eye injury . They say it's minor and he'll be okay , but it was from like firecrackers .

Firecrackers , fireworks or whatever . You can always play with the Giants . You ever heard of this nigga ?

named Fo' Extra , fo' Extra , fo' Extra . Is that a rapper ? Just some nigga who was in the streets , oh no , with the Crip shit . Oh , I guess he allegedly blew off his hand while playing with fireworks .

Just recently yeah .

Last week . Every year man Somebody do it .

M80 or something , but the thing is .

The funny thing is apparently the nigga's like really willing to throw hands with anybody . Really , I don't know how he's going to do that now .

Yeah , no , that is true .

Like the nigga's known for just shooting the fair one with anybody .

Yeah , damn .

He ain't going to be able to do that no more Hell . No , that sucks , shout out to him .

Which hand .

Did he blow on Right or left ? I think it was the right . Oh man Damn .

Damn , that's the power hand .

I thought it was the left hook . You gonna get with the left hook , yeah .

That left hook gotta be mean Damn . Anyway , this is your boy , bosco , and sitting to my left .

This be the one they call Christian . How you doing everybody Sitting to my left . We have a fellow unicorn . We got a guest .

This is Kerry Jackson . Nah , nigga don't use your real name . Hey , that was my slave name . I'm sorry .

He said that was his slave name , unicorn in the sense that he is a .

I am a black Phoenix Arizona native and he is as well , so sitting to his left , it's the one and only Rodeo Joe baby Ay . Is this real ?

The one and only .

Superman is in the building .

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew , pew , pew pew pew pew pew , pew , pew , pew pew pew , pew , pew pew pew that shit look like spaghetti .

Yeah , that's what I said . That look like a bunch of spaghetti .

I didn't think they made them that strong . No more . The M80 was dead right , Allegedly .

Allegedly .

Oh man , you know , they got some stuff back in the day . I thought the M80 was dead bro .

They don't make them anymore . I didn't think so , boom . I don't think they can get the M80 no more . Think so , boom , they can get m80 . No more than that used to crack the concrete shit I'm gonna . They used to throw them in the toilet and I'm gonna go to flushing them something still blow up . Oh hey , ain't that crazy m80 , wasn't no joke .

That's crazy . Well , we got some uh interesting topics that folks want to talk about . You heard Joe ?

What you about to say . No , I was going to say we didn't really blow up mailboxes because we weren't ready to find our way home .

Oh , yeah , especially there being there in the country .

Where you live . The third mailbox on the left Ain't for two of them . You'll never find your way home .

Oh yeah , that is true . That's how you should give directions back in the day .

Right .

Now you sitting up here like oh , you got .

GPS now .

Hell yeah , oh yeah , no GPS , oh yeah , sometime . Yeah , this nigga really blew off his hand .

Yeah , this nigga really blew off his hand .

So that's real .

That's real . Started to GoFundMe For what Want to get a robot Pay his hand back ?

I don't know that's what he's going to need .

He needs $6 million .

He needs $28,000 to go $6 million .

He's at $28,000? . That's what he needs .

He needs $6 million . He's at 28,000? . That's what he needs . He needs six million . He's at 28,000 .

So okay , now I'm being for real . So the 28,000 , is that like , just like for surgery , because obviously they're going to chop his hand off anyway .

I really don't know .

Dude , you can't put that back together .

Yeah , that's what I'm saying . You can't put that back together .

It ain't going to be no good , but you might try . Dude who want who ?

want that , hey , man .

They make a glove for it . This nigga really blew off his hand .

Dog that look It'll oh .

They make a glove for it .

Look , it's real yeah .

Yeah , I saw it . I saw it .

Wow .

Damn In the cast .

So that was that post-surgery .

Then yeah , that's post-surgery . This was a day ago .

Well , shout out to that young fella , shout out to Fo Extra ?

I don't know how you going to get on with it . Maybe he'll get a commercial deal .

We'll see .

That's crazy dog . You know I'm going to say some fucked up shit Go ahead , joe .

Hey , the thought , views and opinions of Alabama , joe , is that there , of his own Right , go ahead , and Joe is the one that's going to get us canceled .

No , joe , be saying the craziest stuff . Man , you can always play with the Giants , though .

And hey , Jason Pierre-Paul was still doing his thing . Yeah , actually , he just looked the same . No , he blew off a couple fingers .

He can wear the same glove .

Yeah , he blew off a couple fingers , man , this dude he's got to play on Tampa Bay right . Yeah , he's done now , right , or is he still playing ?

I don't know . He probably is done . Yeah , he probably is . He don't really have nothing else to Because I know it's been a minute .

He was with the Ravens last time he was on the field , right , was he ? I think so . I just remember him at the Giants in Tampa . Oh , he was with With the Ravens .

Oh , hey , you can tilt it up a little bit Defensive end .

Okay .

Hello folks .

This it up a little bit in . Okay , yeah , hello folks , this is kj . Yeah , see , there you go . That's the special guest , guess , baby ? Somebody said they wanted to talk about uh , okay , who wait ? He said something , you said something .

Y'all know how we do it , we this is our say something our weekly round table meeting , like you usually do every week . You offended me , that's all right .

Oh what ? Because you was late . No , you know what I'm talking about . Oh damn , see , now that was off air , though . Yeah , I know it don't count . Yeah , no , I ain't going to say nothing . Still offended me , though . Hey , is that Voltron ? Yeah , it's Voltron . Okay , it is what it is .

That's the Lions right .

Yeah , remember , they had the cars .

Yeah they had the cars .

Now they had about 300 cars that made Voltron Damn .

Like damn .

You keep looking at that . I was looking at Jason .

Pierre-Paul and we looking at fireworks incidents .

Man , it was funny . Oh , I'm going to stop .

No , that one cat .

What's funny , though , is he did it on Fourth of July Other cat did his yeah .

Yeah , you know , that's the number one , ten years apart . I mean , do people sit up here ? And I don't really know . I mean I will say they try to light it and quick and as I was throwing it it kind of popped , but I mean it ain't nothing .

And see , they've always been illegal here up until recent , so I was never playing with them anyway .

But I'm saying since that I don't know I might have been . We used to have them , them Bearcats , seven , eight , no .

I was probably 10 , 11 .

10 , 11 , 12 .

I was like man , I don't mess with them things , man , why they're legal here , I really don't understand .

You got to pitch them . You can't draw back . Yeah , you got to try to throw that bitch . We used to do the craziest stuff .

We put them in jars . You got to pitch them up .

Put them in jars Inhumane stuff . We put a bunch of them in a hat bed . That's a bad idea . A bunch of shrapnel going everywhere

I'm telling you oh man .

Cheering Shout out to Peter .

Yeah , okay , peter , I heard that shout out last time too .

We put something in an ant bed . That's a bad fuck idea . Right there Bad .

What did the ants do ?

Motherfucker got all over you . Shit in an ant bed . That's a bad fuck idea right there , bad .

What did the ants do ? Motherfucker , got all over you and shit , they won't die , only way they die is by squishing Motherfuckers .

ain't dead boy . You got to come on to kill an ant boy . That ? Zombies ain't no joke . You can't shake them off . When they hit , they start biting right off the bat .

Hey , then you feel weird , you know , when you see An ant or you start getting itchy .

You start feeling Getting the heebie jeebies .

You're like man , like what in ?

the hell Itches to talk about . Yeah , y'all see .

Like you , just like you start hitting your leg . Then you look back , just like the little Bush .

Kind of like blowing up against your leg . And then everything is a thing that's making you itch , yeah , yeah .

Nah , that is , that's crazy boy .

That's the truth .

That's the truth . Everybody good though . Yeah , chilling . All right , Joe , Go ahead , Give us your story . I know you said something Nah .

I'm not going to do that because I might offend some people .

Go ahead , Joe .

This is your slot . Like I said I will , We've already given the disclaimer .

This is for the thought views and opinions of Alabama .

Oh yeah , this is for we don't fact check anything , so don't trust us . Yeah , joe will get his cancel .

I was going to say I can understand lipstick lesbians , but I can't understand the other ones .

I'm with you on that . Who said there's no such thing as lesbians ?

I said it there ain't no such thing as lesbians . You take a strap on , do tell you take a motherfucking strap on . How that going to make no sense . That don't make no sense . You just don't like me yeah .

So you just don't like the dude , then right you just don't like me , and then you go get a motherfucker that look like me with the same attitude . What the fuck is that kind ?

of shit is that ? Oh shit , you just ain't got the hardware .

Boy , I tell you what .

No , I'm just saying though he's not wrong people .

He's not wrong I'm just saying , though , that don't make any sense to me . You know , like a lipstick lesbian , I can understand cause . She gorgeous . Her mom is gorgeous .

Right .

But if you gonna get somebody that look like me , but then the lipsticks .

They still pull out the dildos .

I understand that , but if you gonna get somebody that look like me , you might as well get me .

But , again speaking , I'm actually In support of you right now , cause , regardless they bring out the dildos , regardless , right .

Right .

So is there really such a thing as a lesbian , or just somebody who ?

don't like niggas . Yeah , I think they just don't like .

Yeah , that's , that's just my opinion and ain't nothing to matter with that and they don't want to deal with the emotions , or yeah , because niggas are emotional too , or you sitting up here and be like oh he's too aggressive .

Who are niggas ? You know ?

These little bitch-made niggas that came out after 95 .

I was raised with them . They ain't nothing to do with being emotional . I was raised with them .

Speaking of this is a weird transition , but we was talking about crying at movies and shit a few weeks ago .

Oh , you cried at one .

We was talking about crying at movies and shit a few weeks ago oh you cried at one Nigga . Which one ? Coco , Don't say it dog Coco .

Coco , wait , goddamn Disney movie , is that ?

the cat .

No , that's the guitar .

Can I excuse ?

myself , joe , it's all right being emotional dog .

Listen , we're about right being emotional dog . Listen , we're about to have a therapy session .

This nigga cried at Coco . Are you serious ?

Yeah , I mean , I've never seen it .

So I can see it turns of endearment or some shit like that .

I've never seen it . Coco , coco .

Did you watch Coco no ?

You ain't seen Coco .

No , me neither . I wouldn't cry I can't say nothing about it ?

I ain't seen it . I have no idea . Okay , tell me what it's about . It's an animated movie .

You said about a it's an animated Disney movie . Yes , it's an animated Disney movie . You said about a guitar . It made you cry , the , what you call it . The theme , the plot was about this little boy in Mexico who wants to be .

Oh , I know what you're talking about .

Yeah he wants to be like a star guitar player . I know what you're talking about , and his great grandpa was that dude . Okay , yeah , yeah , that one . Oh , okay , yeah , yeah , yeah . It's a good movie ? I don't think .

And it's been out for a while . It's a good movie ? I don't think so , and it's been out for a while .

Yeah , it's been out since 2017 .

Okay , yeah , yeah .

But I don't see my tear duct fucking tearing up .

No man . What's crazy about it , joe ? I knew and I'm not going to give anything away , but I knew that what happened was going to happen and that shit still got me . Did it it ? I can see that shit from a mile away .

It still got me .

Oh wow , I wasn't boo-hooing or nothing , but you still , I got misty-eyed .

You mean , you teared up , I teared up , I did hey , Joe , ain't nothing about being teared up , man .

It's the same thing as boo-hooing .

I've been holding on to that for a couple weeks .

I had to get on here and tell y' no , you didn't , specifically when this nickel was here .

This is a judgment-free zone . We trying to get you . You want no judgment , then you go to .

Planet Fitness . We want you to . I was listening to Brian's song , huh .

Would that be my thing with Brian's song ? You got a Brian song .

Brian's song . Yeah , I remember that .

I saw that too , but I still ain't cry on that . I thought it was sad .

Man Joe , you just tough , huh .

No , I got emotions and shit .

Okay , let's say emotions .

I don't think he does Nah .

I do , I do , I do .

When's the last time you cried ?

Joe Nothing .

I didn't cry , but I was a kid though . It was just a movie to me . That was the difference .

So even back then he had no suspension of disbelief . I was of age , so I understand exactly what was going on .

Just sip your drink , Joe Did you ever have any kind of things like that before . You need to talk into the mic . Have you ever ever saw a movie or some sort of a system that basically told you up inside or something like that , looking at it and all that ? Any guys like that ?

I'm thinking hey , because I'll tell you what I'm thinking .

I think Joby's sitting up here playing I think Dude't know hey cause . I'll tell you what I'm thinking . I think Joby's sitting up here Playing , cause I think hey man .

Dude , you got kids . I know I tried to cry .

You got grandkids yeah .

But I tried to cry .

He said I tried to cry , I tried to cry , I did .

He said one tear , did like this and went back up .

No .

I'm serious dog . It came out in a different way , you know what so dog . That's why , no , I'm serious dog .

I tried dog you a tough cookie dog . I tried , bro , but just I don't know what it is .

You don't have no feelings . What if a young lady comes to you like ? Oh do you love me ? What you ?

gonna tell her . I don't say that unless I mean it .

I respect that . That makes sense .

I respect that . What does she say ? If you tell me you love me , she'll , let you hit She'll let you hit .

She'll say I love you . I don't say that unless I mean it . She I love you . He said I love you . I don't say that , that's not mean shit . I love you , I love you .

I don't , though I don't say that that's not mean I've let that shit slip in stroke one time accidentally she put that powwow on you , she put that thang on me .

Boy , god damn , you was like oh . I love you she put that .

She put that .

Joe , when's the last time you cried ?

I don't

Joe's therapy session .

I remember you ain't never lose a fat , I think the last time I cried was 1991 what happened in ?

1991 that made you cry .

I think it was 91 even when you had and I don't think I was drunk then though , oh my lord , that shit still counts listen , I was . I don't ever believe . Mainly , I cried because I didn't feel the way .

I thought I should feel Joe was getting in touch with his softer side .

No , I'm serious . You didn't feel the way you thought you were supposed to feel . We're on whole sex . Regarding what Par 30 .

No , okay , you want to know . I had a death in the family , that's what I mean , and I wasn't sad about it , so you cried , so you forced yourself .

No , yeah , did you force yourself .

Something like that I wouldn't . I just I didn't feel anything , so I just said Fuck .

Well , were you not close to this To this person ? What ?

That was my question too , yeah he did say fuck it .

I did catch that .

No , but I'm just saying I didn't feel the way I thought I should feel .

Were you not connected to him , or what ?

Yeah , no , not really .

I guess . So then , so I'm like , I mean , I've been to a bunch of funerals .

You'd be like no but , you know it's sad , I should have had some type of reaction or emotion .

So , even now . I know your mom passed and this was after 1991 . Yeah , you ain't cried here . No , this mother , I mean I act like I was there , but even cried when my mom passed .

I mean , the last time I cried at a funeral , or the only time really , was when my sister died . But that was because , nigga , we found out through an obituary that she had died .

Oh my goodness , yeah , that's crazy .

Yeah , wow , yeah . My fucking husband didn't even bother to tell us . That's funny Wow .

Golly , you want to talk about something messed up .

We need to get on the line of surgery .

No we're well-rounded .

Joe , this is what we do on this show . This is a therapy session .

It's kind of like sad and shit .

Ain't nothing to say . You don't cry . No ho , right . So I know if I'm not about to cry , I know you're not about to cry .

I ain't going to cry about it .

So you can recognize when something is sad .

You just don't have no emotion to it .

I can recognize it . I mean , you can too , so you ain't going to cry like when your kids get married , or how you have another grandchild or what .

I didn't really cry . None of that , that one .

I understand that one don't really make sense . I mean , everybody's different , that's some joy in that .

I don't even know how people be sitting up here with like .

My kid got married and had grandkids , like when they cry Like tears of joy .

Yeah , that don't matter .

Crocodile tears . I can't even do the crocodile tears . No me neither .

I mean I understand .

I tried , but I ain't won .

I don't think anybody's ever tried to cry and failed . Well yeah .

What was that ? Didn't somebody say they could cry on demand , was it Jess ?

It may have been Jess .

Oh , that's impressive , though I know my kids can .

They can cry . They can cry on command . Yeah , they have tears and everything . They're scared of him . That's why I was saying that earlier today .

By the way , yeah , I said , man , your daughter's scared of you . They are .

No , you always try to make them do push-ups . I told you listen , we're dedicating this whole show to Joe today . You in the hot seat , I'm not here to do push-ups .

No , I'm saying you used to . I'm sorry .

Yeah , we used to see them out there at the softball field Get them pull-ups in , damn . Yeah , oh , they was doing them too Hard task , man . Yeah , they were little .

Ain't they , one of them , fat either , drill sergeant .

Okay , now since we talking about fat , we are talking about fat .

Thank you for that .

segue , joe said he wanted to talk about fat black women . Pretty hot , I pretty hot . I never said that .

Really .

This nigga here said it and my nigga took my right . Nah , the nigga to my right said that shit , I didn't say that Shit , I didn't say that .

Oh shit , hey , y'all know we care , because we care yeah .

I think , I think I think the shit didn't got out of hand , though I think I think I think the shit .

Didn't got out of hand though , cause , like you , motherfucker , walk around Booty big as a table and waist the size Of this damn pole . That shit didn't got out of hand , like them .

BBL , hey . And then they sit up there and get mad , like if the guys Were like what a Skinny chick . Or Like what you gonna Head on a skinny girl for ? Like just I don't , I mean , I don't understand it . I mean if he's fit or she's fit , or even if he's fat and she's fit okay , don't get don't get mad at him .

Here's the thing if you're not an athlete , don't go after athletic men period , right . That's why you got all these motherfuckers , getting all these surgeries and shit . You throat goats at the games and shit . These motherfuckers thinking like they can pull an athletic dude . But they faking it . Athletic , the athleticism , they faking it .

Right , right , right , it's shit .

Yeah , cosmetically Right right , but the nigga gonna know . Like hey , hey , let's walk to the block , you out of breath .

You fine as a motherfucker , hey already .

You fine as a motherfucker . You out of breath .

Something ain't adding up Right , because in reality .

Be realistic now . They don't do nothing to bad , as you lay there .

Yeah , yeah , you do all the work , even the ones who you like .

what really do they be doing , aside from laying there Even the baddies ?

Even the ones that you want to hit again .

Some of them throw it back .

but I'm just saying the ones from the gym throw it back .

Okay , so now women when they have sex , they don't do nothing , they just lay there ?

No , no Women . When they have sex , they don't do nothing , they just live it . No , no , I ain't going to say anything .

You sound like a real podcaster right now , I ain't say nothing . They say all that .

I say they throw it back Doing his best journalist impression right now I'm stirring it up , huh .

Yeah , throw it back .

I know I'm just saying .

Someone throw it back but can't . Like you see a lot of like the hot chicks and stuff , but they don't really work out or nothing Right Cosmetic Uh-huh . And they wonder why , like they go get an athletic dude and it don't really work because y'all ain't got shit in common .

You don't go to the gym .

You don't do none of that shit . Why he cheat on ?

me . I'm everything she won't .

Fellas , speaking of the BBLs . I sent one yesterday , yesterday Literally this was one of her legs , this was one of her legs .

This was her ass it looked crazy , it looked so stupid ?

Looked like olive oil with a booty injection . Yeah .

You know , she had the titties too , and the lips . I was looking at her like .

I should body shame you right now . No , that's what I said . I'll check , mark the titties because you know .

Yeah , the titties is whatever .

But the lips and the booty , yep , I mean , even if you want to get a little tummy tuck , or what they call a mommy makeover .

Yeah , yeah , yeah .

But , dude , I just can't get past the booties , man , man .

And it's hard .

Is it ? I wouldn't know . I never touched one . I would like to touch one . You just got to lean in the gym .

Just bump into one . Just bump into one . Excuse me , I'm sorry .

Show the one I want .

I've seen him . Was that your ass or the ?

desk . It was an LA fitness suit .

It was an LA fitness suit , that shit be like ooh ooh , ooh , ooh , ooh .

Bitch did like maybe 10 minutes of cardio and left on her goddamn basketball twigs .

Wow , no , that's crazy .

Young too .

Yeah , like at the .

at the oldest it was probably like early thirties , damn .

I thought that .

I thought that was like a well , I was going to say I thought that was a 40 and over , oh . I don't even think the forties really care Like , unless they trying to live that basketball wives , that Hollywood , what is it the housewife show ? Unless they trying to live that life .

Speaking of Hollywood .

Ain't nothing wrong with it .

Ain't nothing wrong with it .

Are you going to tell them about your hat , joe my hat . Yeah , joe my hat .

Yeah .

Yeah .

I got a hat . I heard about it .

Yeah , what a gym hat , the bigger the fupa , the better the chalupa .

There you go .

Chalupa .

Taste of the chalupa .

Yeah , Bigger the fupa who came up with that name fupa .

That's a great name .

I don't know , I want to know who came up with some of these Jamaicans , I guess . Just think about certain stuff . Who came up with FUPA ? Who came up with cock ? Just think about it . You know , there ain't been no black person .

No , I think that came up with . I think they got it wrong . Like they say cock , see back in the day . You know , when the niggas said you're a cocksucker , I mean you're a pussy eating nigga . That's all that meant .

Okay , so cock at one point did mean vagina .

Yeah .

What the ?

fuck . That's all I ever know it was .

That's pretty evident . Okay , so when Snoop said , when I bust my nut I'm raising up off the cock , yeah , okay , I knew that contextually , but that shit always sounded real weird .

Yeah , yeah , back in the day , that's what it was day that's what it was . That's what it was because , like in the , in the in the 50s , 60s , is a cop and that meant vagina . And then when they , when you want to , to see , we was known for not eating right , so no , no , no , but back in the day , that was the fighting , fighting shit .

You ever been around chickens ?

Right . But the other man thought they was talking about sucking dick the hen all the time , Right . So when they started to make their movies , they like oh

I know .

I appreciate that it does it's the same thing ? I ain't know no me neither like in the day you couldn't say sex or having sex on the radio , you couldn't say it on the radio , you couldn't put it in your music , you couldn't put it in your music . You couldn't put it in their music right , you couldn't do none of that , right ? That was the jam .

Is that what the Whispers was saying ?

Everybody , chuck Berry everybody said we rock and roll .

Said , they Said , they rocking all night . Somehow that turned into so you know they was talking about getting loose Okay .

So somehow that turned into rock and roll music , but rock and roll has always been having sex .

Hey , wouldn't it be kind of nice and I know this is going to sound a little hella contradictory from me of all people that we did go back to more subtlety in the music .

Are we going back , going ?

back to steady rocking versus just bitch suck my dick , give me head , hold all that bullshit .

Yeah , yeah , we going back , bill , it's going back , it's going back .

It ain't going back . Have you heard these new kids man ?

You don't listen To this new rap .

It's going back how .

It's going back . Hey Joe must work In the music industry . He must .

You an A&R on the side , joe ? No , it's going back .

Hey .

Joe is a jack-of-all-trades .

You think about it . They don't even hold the door open for women . No more , nope . I've seen it like three times today . Dude busted right behind them .

I'm not even going to blame them for that . You going to blame their daddies . No , I ain't going to blame their daddy for that . I'm going to blame the independent woman for that , because that motherfucker won't even give you a chance to open the door . Preach .

Wow , I opened a lot of doors . I know you did , but a lot of them are going to give you a chance , motherfucker .

Run to the door . They see you , finna , open the door for them . They run and grab that motherfucker . I got it . I got it . I'm not serious , and now you got automatic doors .

But at the same time , going back to my other point , dudes are really bitch made these days , so they don't want to do that . They want the doors open for them .

Oh , that's weird , that's super weird .

I don't know . Yeah , y'all have to open the door . I mean , I've had someone open the door for me .

I'll say thank you , but I'm not going to agree with that one .

You don't kick it with Tuna Wool . That weeks ago I know Ain't nobody expecting no door to open for them .

Get the fuck out of here , I know there's some lazy motherfuckers and they won't go in the store unless the door open by itself . Go outside a couple days a week , joe . I go outside . I know how they like . I said you know , back in the day , we had to walk to the goddamn store and open the door on our own .

Uphill Both directions , both ways Now .

And then it went from walking to the stove to catching a ride to the stove 100 degrees .

Freezing Boy . That'd be some fucked up weather . That'd be some weather , wouldn't it ? I'm telling you , it's 100 degrees freezing . Now you're my brother .

I'm just saying , though , with the automatic doors , when they want to get out . They won't get out . You take them to the store and you go to the parking lot and you're too far in the parking lot . They want to get out the car you got to pull up to the door so they can get out the fucking car . So you seen Wally .

That's the robot , right ?

Yes , I've seen that .

I've seen that movie a few months ago got it . That shit was I never seen . It was a mind blower because it is kind of happening Like motherfuckers are just too conveniently comfortable .

You mean what you're saying ? The world has become a bunch of fat bodies that don't want to move around . Yeah , so they're going to be in .

Hey , listen , hey , and that's true because here's my thing . I know , on like on one of my cards I have , you know they give you like . I know , on like on one of my uh cards I have , uh , you know , give you like like 12 , $10 or 12 bucks a month for grub or door . I always forget about it because I'm thinking I forget .

The only thing , the only thing I think A little door dash of coffee I would want to have delivered weed .

I don't even smoke , but pizza Right yeah , because that was a thing like Friday . Or unless you're going to sit up here and you know y'all getting nice and loose and you know you order like the little alcohol .

More than that .

No , but that . No , you know what I mean . No , right , I get that . Let me see .

But now it's 80 . I first had my first pizza delivered in 88 . But now it's been . What are they having ? I thought it was the best , goddamn thing on the planet Don't get there in 30 minutes .

Do you know how weird it is to me to have McDonald's delivered ? That's wicked . I'm going to have McDonald's In-N-Out Burger Sonic .

KFC .

Sonic , you're going to pay an extra five dollars no .

That stuff . We're just talking about

Nobody wants to go out and get it .

Like how are you supposed to meet somebody ? You ?

don't you go on an app now ? Everything is here .

Date my age , Everything Including that so no one just goes .

No , is it , I'm an application developer . That's right , let's talk about that for a second .

Christian Mingle . Oh , you developed Christian Mingle , did you ?

Not really , bro . I'm more on the more sophisticated side , which means something that really means , something that really means something .

You're going to have to switch mics with this nigga so he can talk .

God dang , you can't , you got to hold it up .

Okay , gotcha , you're going to have to switch mics with this nigga so he can talk . God dang , you can't . Yeah , you got to hold it up . Okay , gotcha , you just got to go down to the mic . We good now . We good Okay .

Gotcha , I need one of those stairs .

He said don't do that . Yeah , all right , here we go . We're doing a little mic switch right now .

Yeah .

Yeah , I want to hear about this .

Yeah , I'm Joe Paul . All right , here we go . Go for it . So the apps You're supposed to be telling them about all this , so the sophisticated apps .

Oh well , I'm an application based upon everything that you see on a digital device , so I do the UI component of it , I do the data warehouse part of it , as well as all of the information related to everything you do on a digital project . That's what I do for a living .

And nobody here understood it , so you got that phone over there .

That phone over there , Everything that you have . That phone I developed it .

Okay , so the time , everything you have on that computer right there .

I do it , okay . So the time , everything you have On that .

Computer .

Right there , I do it Okay .

And when I say UI , ui is the stuff that you see , the interaction you see when you click a button or anything like that .

Right .

I do that .

Okay .

User interface . User interface Exactly that's what UI means . Yeah .

That's what UI means Exactly , and you have , you have to put the .

UI together .

Joe said you created spam , no , and so you don't want to be sitting up here calling me like 12 times a day . No , no , I don't do it .

All I do is just configure in Architect what you're looking at , and every time you put a digital thing on your device .

Okay , I got a question for you , then I'm glad , sure . So how come if we sitting up here and I'm talking about Grey Goose , then I'm going to get an email about something like alcohol ?

Again , that's called .

Are our phones listening ?

That's a good point . That's a good question . It's basically because everybody is listening to you , because you have things within any kind of digital device , something . They don't know exactly what you've been saying or what you've been looking at , and you just basically do an algorithm in order to basically accept whatever you're looking for .

Because I was talking about something yeah , I forget what it was . It was totally off something yeah , I forget what it was ?

Yeah , it was totally offbeat .

And then yeah .

You ever got a situation where you were basically on a desktop , yeah , and you done hit something and about five seconds later they're sending you all kinds of advertisement for whatever you was looking for . That's what that is .

That's crazy .

That's what that is .

I'm looking for leather bootstraps . Yeah well , Google Bluetooth .

I'm looking for lipstick leather . Look it up , I'm surprised you're not looking for .

Asian lipstick leather . You really don't have to do that .

It's all about advertising man , so you can't get Viagra for five cents .

Man , we about to get some crazy ads on our way . Blue Chews .

That's your wish list no that motherfucker just popped up for five cents Go , you gotta buy 2,000 .

The more you buy the cheaper they are , you gotta buy like 2,000 .

You go on any kind of commerce . Right now you go and talk to what ?

like Amazon , amazon or anything like that , they're gonna immediately .

T-Mu yeah , they're gonna immediately send you some some sort of documents or some sort of profile , cause I did order some protein from .

Amazon . Yeah , dude , I be getting so many emails now . T-main won't leave me alone and it's crazy , because I rarely like , rarely order besides this . Now I might order from Amazon , maybe like once Think about when you maybe twice a year you start just canvassing the some too , like what ?

Any kind of name of company and stuff .

Tesla . Oh well , there we go , tesla .

You'll start getting to see that in your profile immediately .

I got a question for you , though , Steve how many ? So what if they deliver something to your house by mistake , right ?

Oh , that's different .

And the name says Tommy Jackson on it .

Oh , that's different . That has nothing to do with different . And the name says Tommy Jackson on it oh , that's different , that's , that has nothing . And then he said , oh , it's a wrong idea , so you walked around , wait , wait , wait .

Now you walk around the neighborhood and you've been a good Samaritan . Yeah , hey you , tommy Jackson , and they Mexican .

Oh , okay , that's a different law .

I just want to know the views and opinions of . George , now I'm serious because that happened to me the other day .

So Tommy Jackson was Mexican . Yeah , normally they would be Asian or or something like that or like you know what I'm saying , but why ?

is that Dominican or something ? Or no Islamic but why is that though ?

you know how they pick , like one dude I don't know . Just like he said , why is that Dominican or something , or no ?

Islamic , but why is that ?

though . You know how they pick , like one dude I don't know , just like he said . He said my name is Doug . My name ain't Doug , oh you talking about on the phone ? Yeah , no , just how he said he was looking .

No , no , no , I'm serious .

I wasn't making this black guy .

I thought it was going to be black or something .

Oh .

I said , okay , I'm going to take this nigga's shit you know that's a good thing , you know , hey black power .

Right , right , right . Solidarity Got to stick together yeah .

I'm just saying though I'm like what the fuck ? I kind of agree with you on that .

I've never met him he said oh , thank you , he must have sent it to the wrong house . I'm like , oh shit you talking . Yeah , oh , god damn . But I'm sorry , steve . Hey , you know Well . I didn't want to be Bobbing on it .

You know , steve is director of sound quality .

No , no , I'm good . Since you said something , I'll bob on it .

Niggas is acting wild today . I'm just saying man .

This episode is sponsored by Jack Daniels .

Jack Daniels and Alabama . Joe Steve is the creative director of sound quality .

That sounds like a good title . Yeah , I tried , man , I tried you . Sit up here and tell people .

I'm sitting in my ear saying man , y'all knowall going to have to take y'all keys off the table . Don't be setting nothing on the table , because I heard all those echoes oh yeah , no , that ain't I ain't touching my keys . You know what I'm saying .

But no , that's normally .

Joe , Joe ain't been fidgeting . Hey , listen , Joe is get the most content from him Because you know he has a story , you know he got a story for everything . Oh , let me tell you about this , Graham . No , I said blue . Well , you know blue , uh , but I'm a little true , though I wouldn't lie about the fucking delivery shit , man goddamn .

I can't find it .

So that's a help . It might be right there .

My phone is at your house right now .

Oh damn , you don't even care that you forgot it .

No , we forgot because we were doing some shopping and stuff like that and .

I forgot to bring it with me Funny how he said he wasn't going to do too much talking . We got him on his subject .

He was just going . I enjoy this .

what you guys are doing , Nobody understood what he said anyway there's going to be some people out there that be like oh yeah , you know what .

Hey , I'm still like oh .

God .

I'll talk to him after all this is over .

Hey , speaking of which Bitcoin , Freddy said he wants to get back on .

Okay , of course he does Bitcoin , freddy , didn't he ?

move $116,000 ?

a goddamn thing . Yeah , he's in Tucson , but I mean , that ain't nothing but a drive .

Oh yeah , no Tucson , but Bitcoin's $116,000 A fucking coin Damn . So if you you got some .

Hell no .

I wish I did that damn .

Oh , the crypto .

The Ali .

What's the Ali , the Alibaba ?

I don't know , you know the little when it say Alibaba . I don't know . You know the little way I say Alibaba man , no , I swear to God , somebody was telling me about it . You know , you just like , ah , what ?

Oh , it's a company . It's not a crypto , it's not a crypto .

Yeah , no , it's like yeah , dude , this is when I swear to God .

I knew that , I just knew it .

It was like one of them penny stocks .

It was like one of them penny stocks .

If I'm not mistaken , I think they were Japanese or Chinese , and now that stuff is fly .

I don't even know what it is . I'm going to exaggerate .

It's like $200 . Biggest commerce company in the world .

They up there now Missed that boat , didn't you ? As I watched the Mercedes drive down the street .

I'm like that's the story of my life when you first heard about Bitcoin .

How much was it ?

I have no idea , oh yeah .

I know , I remember when it was 6,000 .

No , me neither .

I don't understand . I still don't understand no but when I first heard about it it was 6,000 .

I am not going to $6,000 for one , Never ever $6,000 .

Yeah , oh see , no , yeah . And when people talk about mining , but I didn't have $6,000 to buy anything Mining Bitcoin . You buying Bitcoin Like I don't get it .

I don't either , because they talk he passed away from a heart attack and stuff and he was all into it . Yeah , you know what I mean .

So I guess , if I try to mine Bitcoin here , what is going to happen ?

I think they say your computer got to be fast enough to mine it .

Yeah , that's what I'm trying to mine it . It has so much and it's like they put it out there .

You have to mine it first . You're absolutely right .

Then you create a coin , one of the biggest things would come .

So do you physically get the coin ?

No , no , no , no it's basically a situation where you turn in everything over .

So how the hell are you mining Like ? I'm thinking like mining coal . I've seen coal mining .

When it comes . There's no physical anything about it , it's just an imagination . It really is . That's all it is . Yeah imagine .

And then it's funny because I pay with a whole bunch of stuff .

You can collapse .

With my phone or my watch .

You can get all of these points and stuff like that and you can basically turn it in to somebody who they think can do better with you doing . That's how you make money . It's weird .

But is it physical money or is it Bitcoin ? That's what I said .

You can't physically , there's no physical in this , it's just a mind thing and stuff like that . Okay , I can basically , if you give me this , I'll give you this .

I need you to just see Bitcoin for dollars . So it's kind of just like bartering .

You're bartering , Exactly bro .

Which I mean . That's not a bad system either . Yeah .

Yeah , but nothing leaves nothing . Yeah , that's what I don't get . You can't go to the Treasury Department ? At least when you barter , like I'll sit up here there's no tangible thing with it . You give me that can of beer . I give you my phone .

Okay , you get what I'm saying , yeah .

But I'm just sitting up here thinking like there's no such thing in Weston A for what you just described . They created the government , because it's all just an imagination , and they basically so how are these people ?

billionaires .

Billionaires because they can get all these points . That's it . That's why it takes a lot of energy in order to do that , because the energy is completely putting new points up every few seconds and stuff .

So these points add up to dollars .

Well , yeah , currency , for lack of a better term , that's what it is Somebody fooling his system .

There's no physical currency in Bitcoin . Nothing . And then it's not FDIC insured or anything .

There's no registration , so you have a bunch of money right , and it's dirty money Nothing .

There's no registration , so you ? Have a bunch of money right and it's dirty money Right .

AKA Doughboy Allegedly .

You allegedly have some dirty money .

You need to pay me for doing some dirty shit .

I don't fuck with anything that ain't tangible , then he would mine the Bitcoin . You get it from him . There's nothing tangible about Bitcoins and stuff like that .

That shit is weird Okay .

That shit is weird . So now I don't understand it either .

No , I don't understand it . That's why I don't mess with it . I'm just like , yeah , we've had't Nope .

You didn't help any either . So I'm sure somebody . He has to have a hell of a lot of energy .

This guy didn't help any either .

Now we're going to talk about sex robots for $89,000 . $89,000 .

Oh , I'm definitely buying me one $89,000 . I got to check them out . Do they talk back Do ?

they throw it back .

No , do they throw ?

it back .

Yeah , that's probably true , hey , they were saying that once these things are perfected , what they said , the baby making and relationships are going down . It's already going down , no , but it's going to go down even worse . Oh , it's an AI thing , right , definitely .

It no but , it's going to go down even worse . Oh , it's an AI thing , right ? Definitely it learns you .

Hey , who's seen that movie HER ?

It's what you like Nah , I never did you ever seen that movie HER . I heard about it but I never seen it Now it's funny because I've seen the movie .

It's been a minute . I want to watch it again now because it seems coming up exactly , exactly . Yep , because you just didn't appear like the dude fell in love with a computer . You know there's some guy that proposed , right . I heard that to a ai and obviously she said yes .

I do ai and ai . We know you're real man he's part of skynet yeah go ahead and pinch me right quick no , ai is up .

I seen he will smith . No , that's will smith there was Will Smith iRobot . Nah , well , that one . He was the two people oh oh , oh , gemini , gemini yeah that's Gemini yeah , within , within the AI ecosystem , it's AI .

Ai is nothing more than a whole bunch of data alright , well , here I got a question there yeah .

I mean cause I listen to stuff and it's a brain .

And they say they literally call it a brain .

Well , they say some of these AIs are learning stuff . They are , and one time they were trying to turn it off and it wouldn't turn off Exactly .

It was doing its own thing .

That can happen too , but let me explain to you what's going on and I just watched Megan .

Machine language .

Language .

That's what it is . It has its own language and you have to , and the good thing the thing about it is . The difference between a human and AI is is that a human's brain doesn't have the capacity of bringing that much knowledge at one time .

Right .

Well , you can do a hell of a lot with AI . That's why AI is so powerful . Does that make any sense ?

to you guys . Yeah , man , listen , do y'all think that these people who put these sex dolls together get horny when they do it and want to smash ?

them . Let me see one Probably . You know they didn't test it out to pride , though .

Exactly right you got to make sure it works .

It's a slideshow .

So how much would they have to pay you to get loose on one ?

Zero , yeah , yeah , I know yeah .

Hey , Steve , a real one If I want to touch a fake ass , if I want to touch a fake booty .

Why would I not want to touch a sex doll ? They have to give me $40 an hour . $40 an hour . If I want to touch a fake booty , why would I not ?

want to touch a sex doll , they have to give me $40 an hour .

$40 an hour , I'll do a fleshlight , I'll do a fleshlight butthole , hey dog .

I've never done any of that . They got these . They got them sitting at the bar , oh , so this is how they ship .

Let me see . Oh , oh , I know .

I messed up . I messed up the image . You need to put it together . Yeah , that's kind of a no for me .

If I gotta put my own Thing together .

Yeah , cause then ? Cause , that whole time I'm gonna be feeling weird .

Y'all some freaky niggas , bro .

I know I'm a freak , I ain't even worried about it .

You're serious man .

Yeah , I'm fucking a robot . I ain't even worried about it . You're serious man . Yeah , I'm fucking a robot .

I'll fuck the shit out of that . I'll fuck it this year in short circuit .

Y'all are left earth , then she's going to be like are you done .

Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast .

Exactly , man . That's what we do here man Are you done .

Wow , man hey .

Fre here man .

It's freaky as hell , bro .

We speak of the unspeakable . Sometimes we have some ladies here because they can balance out the conversation , because we'll ask Can you get them in color-coded and all that ? Here we go . Some heads right there . What color you want ? You want Asian color .

You want yellow , you want brown . What the fuck ?

is that ? My question would be you can pick your color .

Is this a mannequin or something ?

It's a sex robot . What if you just get the head ? The ?

skin is silicone texture with a metal , it's a real deal . It gives you that same feeling .

We don't know , I don't know .

Steve is a willing participant , send us a sex dog , the real deal . It gives you that same feeling . We don't know , I don't know , that's what we're trying to find out .

Steve is a willing participant . Hey , send us a sex dog we have a participant , I want to test him out . I'll test him out , we'll test it out .

Man that cleanup must be a bitch though .

Oh shit , Put some Littorine on that motherfucker's throat .

Yeahay it out .

You think they got a cream pie mechanism you get the suction and everything too .

I don't know .

Well , I gotta know this shit , guys , if I'm supposed to investigate Exactly .

Oh look at this .

Oh , they even gave it fake like skeletal .

So this is the skeleton . It's all metallic .

Oh , I got you .

To make it feel like they bones and stuff . Yeah , bones and everything .

The real deal . So it feel like they bones and stuff , yeah bones and everything the real deal .

So it looks like flesh internally .

Real deal . You got everything going on the right side .

So if you want her to throw it back , does she got a button somewhere where you you're like you'll throw a back ?

button . Is she choking ? Hey , that type of shit .

I just got too crazy .

Huh , joe , I'm just curious look this thing says a fellow doll manufacturer , whatever are those the ones ? That's 89,000 damn no , this one is 3,000 89,000 that's the robot .

That's the real robot . Oh , so that's just the sex doll this article just came out a couple days ago .

Explain that then to me yeah , let's dive down that rabbit hole .

The sex doll .

That's like okay , that's just like the expensive version of a flashlight , so you're not gonna get the mechanics .

Like the warming , the warming portion .

So you gotta just put her in the position .

That you want .

And then you have sex with her .

That's the sex doll .

I open her legs up .

You can split them all the way out like a gymnast , or you can have her in doggy style Do you get that euphoria .

What I'm talking about is getting the warm shit by sticking something . You stick your thing in there . Yeah , you can stick your thing in there With Vaseline . You got to have a lubricant because it's silicone . Hell , I am old-fashioned . He's 64 . I'm older than you , niggas .

But with the robots . I'm sorry , I'm ahead of the game .

The robots , the Jimmy Dog .

The smart little motherfuckers . Y'all don't know all the things in the world .

You put the Jimmy Dog in there .

As an old man told me one time Keep living , son .

That's what I hear almost on the daily .

Keep on saying good morning .

God damn , this one is a shit .

Oh , you found a good one .

That's one of them , bro See .

I think that's a dog . Yeah , that's a dog .

That's not the robot .

That's not the robot .

Oh hell , I would climb in there , bro what the hell the robot has it . See , the the robot got us nervous . You made that nigga nervous . Okay , so if I got introduced to this young lady and stuff like that , would I feel that emotional and everything ?

That's the doll . She's not going to talk to you .

She's not going to talk to me .

No , that's the doll If I feel lonely .

do I get that you might ?

You might Guess what She'll never say no .

Right .

She'll never say no , right ? She'll never say no , she'll never talk back to you , but you got to give me a little bit more . See , that's why they're making a robot .

So you want the 89 000 you want the 89 000 , y'all yeah hell yeah , that's the three thousand dollars

again entry level , again I'm an old ass if y'all gonna give me something like this .

I'll take it how you doing . How was your day today ? We're entry level Again . I'm an old ass girl . I ain't got time to be chasing nothing .

If y'all going to give me something like this .

I'll take it . He'll be like how you doing how was your day today .

He's going to come in there and be like girl , I just need you to strip and get naked .

Now you cannot tell me based upon what I'm seeing , oh no , that's right . You're seeing what I'm seeing . That's right . And then you know Glory already but listen , those are on back order , see .

Those are glory holes .

Those are back order .

Those are glory holes . That's all they are . Those are glory holes . Explain to them what a glory hole is .

I know what it is too . They put them in two holes and you suck the dick and all that kind of stuff .

I was like what the hell ? What you know , I'm talking about Any pornographic thing .

Yeah , that's what I'm saying .

We just gonna correct you , though . Like no , I'm just saying , not a glory hole , I'm saying , alright , that's just a hole .

That's just a hole . That ain't the robot . See the robot .

So is that nothing behind her ?

You just saw the exo , the endoskeleton . You saw the skeleton .

She probably got some suction in there .

She got a little bit of suction in there . You're going to have to squirt some stuff in so you can go ahead and paint it out .

But then you got to clean it up .

This is weird .

That is weird .

I really was scrolling and said hold on , I'm freaky , but I ain't that guy , I'm freaky . That's freaky , but I ain't that guy , I'm freaky , no , that's .

That's freaky like a motherfucker . That dog that's crazy .

You'll be surprised when you close your eyes , I saw the robots that they working on . I was just like , ooh , I'm sorry y'all .

You want to see the target demographic .

Yeah , you'll be surprised when you close your eyes .

Who are they Guys like me bro ?

64 and older . 64 and older .

They don't want to , they don't want to , they don't want to , they don't want to , they don't want to , they don't want to , they don't want to , they don't want to , they don't want to , they don't want to , they don't want to , they don't want to , they don't want to , they don't want to .

They don't want to , they don't want to .

That's disrespectful guys .

So how old do you think the doll is In there , about 21 , 22 , I wouldn't pay no 86,000 .

I would say up to the 29 level If you do your math right , you pay 86,000 for that .

You got some fake cooch .

You can just go ahead and pay for it . I don't think I .

I take it back . You go right down on Campbell .

I really don't think I I take it back . You go right down on Campbell . I really don't .

It's weird .

I don't see myself doing that .

Cause you in there just giving your best strokes .

Giving that .

Ain't getting no credit . Ain't getting no credit .

You want to hear us .

You want to moan or something ? Get into the power with me . Yeah , yeah , you can go down expression . You want to hear us ? You want to moan ?

or something .

Yeah , they just sitting there like Get into the power with me , baby , yeah , yeah .

That's what I want . You can go down . You want to kiss on her . I don't want to be doing something and nobody's reacting to me .

Yeah yeah , right , that's terrible and get at least a real one for 8,600 times .

Sexy AI robot companion available .

And the price is right .

And the price is right , we going out to Van .

Buren and 12th Street . We going to get one for a hundred . That's what I'm saying you can take a hundred and go down to Campbell and get you one .

We got to find somebody .

That's ridiculous , man .

Because , I know somebody around here that got one yeah probably a couple of listeners .

Y'all some freaky motherfuckers .

Probably . Probably a couple of listeners , y'all some freaky motherfuckers . Probably a couple of listeners ? You ain't spending no $86,000 on that money Hell no .

That's what I said $8,600 times If you got that kind of money . That's a bot . This is AI . That's a bot .

So wait , let me see .

See the bot has a face . Oh hell , no , I'm not doing that , but you can cover that you can still get the same .

See , that's freaky right there .

That's weird , that's Megan right there , that's . Megan , megan 2.0 , and shit , she gonna break your shit off .

Oh yeah , you been over . What if ?

she start choking you , is she bending ? And then she fuses out she bending to me .

Look at how her hands don't even move . Naturally , that shit was throwing me .

I'm just saying what you think You'd be like oh here choke

me .

And then next thing , you know she's an AI .

So she got device grip on you and you start to choke for real and you unplug her .

I don't want to be choked . I thought you said you would hit me if she fizzled out . No , I'm saying you hit it , she can't spit on it .

My question would be if she was real , would you ?

stop , so you ain't never hit a chick .

And she done raised up and grabbed your neck before .

In there Likely . Yeah , exactly , yeah , that you never had that before .

Like , oh , nigga , get up in here , get up in these guts , nigga , she ain't never told you that . Like come on OG .

I done choked a lot of them . Motherfuckers , niggas are crazy bro .

Man , I be done , plug that thing and throw it in the water Like damn $89,000 I just wasted .

That's what I'm saying .

All right , real shit , though we already know Steve would do it .

No , honestly I can't .

I can't . Steve's a freak Would .

I buy one . No , would you smash one . Hell yeah , fuck yeah bro , I know you would do it , I would do it just for , just for the . Just for the vibes . Just for the vibes . Like I'm scared .

I'm , I'm , I'm exploring , I wanna be the tester . And I wanna know that what this feel like and shit Cause . Maybe I wanna buy that $89,000 too yeah .

So we gonna say , we gonna say this the Pinto , we gonna say that $3,000, . I just imagine what the .

Cadillac . Feel like Give me that Cadillac .

I'm not the nigga that got to go to them clubs anymore .

Right , right , I just stay home and do my thing . Yeah , hey , now you can sit up here and be like .

Shut the fuck up man . As I told the brothers already , man keep living , keep living , joe Keep living .

We finally got a nice guest on the show .

This is a judgment-free zone .

This is a judgment-free zone .

Exactly , bro . You can't just go down and get you 8,900 motherfucking times right down there . Wait on Van Buren .

Yeah , oh I don't fuck with Van Buren , but then you go , I am officially clean , exactly .

I can officially say I'm not going he's 65 years old , why you just age ? My man like that .

He just age , my man like that he's writing a lot of perspective .

I'll be 65 in January , oh , okay .

He's still got a few more months .

Yeah , a few more months .

Don't enjoy yourself , keep living . Thank you , bro .

I appreciate you .

I'ma keep living when I be 65 . I ain't never put on another condom . Fuck it , I'm throwing that dick out .

Yeah , if you want a dick , you . Just I don't want my dick to fall off , because it's cause you can , you can get you can get You're going to shoot the club up .

Joe , you're going down , you're going up in age .

When you hit your AARP , joe going Gatling gun . You up to AARP , though you ain't got 15 more years left , joe , you hitting the Golden Girls , you still going for the wax .

Roll that shit man Roll it .

That's what I'm saying , you got about 15 more years

left . You gentlemen , are very interested in me . You still going for the wags when you're 65 .

I'm going to fuck everything that say yes .

He said everything that say yes 65 . Do you guys , significant others , do you guys go through this every month ? I'm a big motherfucker . I'm a big motherfucker .

I see y'all are like Tums .

Keep one under my Tums .

This is a fascinating group here .

We here to entertain the people . Y'all sure y'all doing the right thing .

We talk about a little bit of everything I can see . Listen , we here to entertain the people . Well , y'all sure y'all doing the right thing ? Yeah , okay , why not ?

Hey , we talk about a little bit of everything I can see if you 20-something years old and 30 and 40 , maybe 50 , you worry about VD and all that shit . I think you should worry about that all the time though , bro .

Hey , they say it runs rampant in these old folks' communities . It does it , absolutely does . Hey , they say it runs rampant in these old folks communities . It does , it , does it does .

That's what they're doing . They're fucking .

They be in there Because they don't use Call of Duty 65 . Anybody's in those fucking homes and stuff like that .

Hey , that's , all they do is swap in partners .

Shout out to them for still getting it in yeah , enjoy y'all's self with y'all's old ass .

That's why they sell those blue chews .

They sell those blue chews over there , they sell the blue chews Like the ass coaches .

They fucking broke .

That's probably why the VDB spread and shit , so they have dry I'll be in that same line pretty soon .

That's pretty cool , bro . Let me get one , let me get two .

That's pretty cool bro , let me get one , let me get two . Yeah , what do you need ? Yeah , exactly .

Oh , you think the orderlies are prescribing the shit .

Hey man , I don't know who prescribing . Somebody over there dealing them motherfuckers , not the orderlies , somebody over there dealing them .

What you call it , oh what .

Giving them like the providers . Oh hell , yeah I , I'm 65 and I still haven't had a blue pill or done another thing .

Oh well , salute to you , sir .

You're doing good sir , good job , stay on that .

Modelo , keep that blood flow steady .

You don't even want to just try it . Just to try it , I do want to try it bro .

I ain't going to lie buddy , because everybody says it does some things for them .

Word to the wise don't get them from a gas station . They give you mad headaches .

Oh

Well see , I don't want to go that route either . I think it was a yellow check . You ever did it before . Hell , yeah , you did it . You told me you were going to do it . Remember when we were ?

talking one night I said send me one man . Y'all like I'm ashamed .

I just never have done it .

I'm surprised . That's my pickup line Right there . I'm surprised , hey girl , what you doing ? I just took a pill .

I popped one when I was like 24 , 25 that's young Bro . I , I fucking had so many damn Random boners I didn't use .

Cause my girl At the time .

Wasn't fucking .

Now . According to the two different . What are they called ? One is called Cialis . Cialis is the one that gives you a little bit More time , right Shit .

I don't even know .

I know a Cialis . You never use it . I'm gonna give you the difference .

I know it's the difference between them .

It's a blue chew . Do you use it ? You use it , bro , uh uh .

Cialis . But you just broke up . See , I did , but then I heard it's a rose .

I mean , you know , he was just he likes to experiment .

I was experimenting , okay .

Hey , if somebody took off , it ain't like they took off .

I go , what See ? I've never tried . I agree , you can't .

Oh , I want to try the roast sparks .

Roast sparks , oh yeah , oh , that's the new hotness .

Hey , I always they say it's like Kind of like .

Which is the one that you can go without time If you don't have to do it immediately . That's the blue shit , right ?

That's the Cialis , cialis right , but then what about ? Both of them are really .

I don't know what about the Rose Spark . How much time do you got 20 minutes ?

It's like what , how much time do you need , Because I'm telling you when you listen to these podcasts and on the sports shows dude .

They advertise . That's their target audience . So tell me , put your hands up after you've done them before .

Have you did it ? No , no , that's what . And be like , use roast bark . We ain't in the 10th grade Roast bark . Yeah , I'm going to sit up here and I want to try roast bark .

You're going to try it . If my shit ain't getting hard , I'll be like hey man , give me one of them pills , I tried the honey , I tried the damn uh , oh yeah the honey .

I eat ass . What do you want me to say ?

The honey . That shit works . Old niggas don't eat booty Like an hour and a half , I'll scoot over .

Old niggas don't eat booty , it ain't contagious man .

You don't eat , no , you never ate . Booty , it ain't contagious , I ain't never eat .

no , booty , you eat , just go a little bit low .

Just go a little bit low . You ate some booty , just didn't realize it .

I'll put that as a line of .

Line in the sand .

Yeah , no golf dude .

Hey , man , if your tongue came out one time just say you ain't going to eat .

No booty , you ain't going to eat no booty , you ain't never been going down and she move up at the same time .

Been eating booty since .

You going down , you eat her up Like when she Doggy style I try to do that Op-a-lip right bro . And then you just Sit up there and you just Put that op-a-lip At the right side .

I don't have to go down Bro .

Fuck , y'all talking about . Y'all don't even Think about eating pussy . You think you don't Even know how to eat pussy .

Hold on , sir , hold on , sir , hold on , hold on now , hold on now , I'm just being real with y'all . I don't brag about much , oh man .

Yeah , because that'll stop you from going to the lower lip .

nigga , I don't brag about much , but I know my way around the box now , right .

Well , hell , you're the person who eat dick , I mean eat booty , you don't ?

want to eat booty . I'm sorry .

I'm sorry about that Pause , major pause , I went overboard .

I'm sorry , bro , no disrespect .

No , you , good , you , good you good it's funny .

The way he described it . He was telling me that that's a good menu .

That ain't a good menu to me , bro . That's breakfast of champions right there .

Oh my God , that ain't a good menu to me , bro , I'm just being real with you . I am not going to eat no booty .

I'm trying to figure out how you lock the top lip .

Oh no , because you're not going he kind of like gave you a picture and stuff like that ?

Oh no , I'm trying to .

He gave you a picture , because he said oh , do this , no , do this , do that . That's why you can still avoid that shit . Don't go , that's all you get .

But once you got her knees on the edge of the bed .

That's a different story . That's a different story .

She wants you to hit it from the back .

That's a different story . And you go down and you , you know , you just basically say , baby , you got to get up from that position .

That's all you got to do . Huh , you hanging from the pro team . Yeah oh yeah , you can't hang . He playing hangman .

I ain't eating . No booty bro , he ain't eating the booty .

I'm saying he locked you .

How much ? Hey , man , you ain't Wait , wait , wait .

Everybody got a price , everybody got a price Hold on you ever did it $25,000 .

Have you ate an Eastmass . What ? All the time huh .

Well , you niggas like that , so that's a recurrence type of thing .

That's normal .

Hey , you eat chit , that's it .

That's it , there it is . Take your little hots off that .

No , I ain't going to do that bro .

All right , y'all .

Well , all right , y'all .

Yeah , we got to talk . We started doing recaps .

Superman is out . Megan F1 . Jurassic Park . Superman is out .

Yep , I'm going to see Superman . I'm going to see that tomorrow . If you haven't already watched Coco , goddamn tearjerker .

How come something about that movie ?

Hey , Shiraz said he want to talk about Love Island next week . Why is everybody talking ?

about that shit Ain't nobody talking about that shit , that's a woman's show . Yeah , okay , I heard about that , coco , ain't nobody talking about that shit , that's a woman's show .

Yeah , okay , I heard about that coke ?

Hey , I done heard a couple dudes talk about it . They shouldn't be . Hey , what if they want to look at the ladies , though ? I heard some beautiful women on there .

There'd be some thangs on there . I get it . Love Island , love Island .

Would you go on Love Island Love ?

Don't Live here no More . That's one of them shows , right .

Shows on like yeah , one of them dating shows .

It's too late for me . I'm telling you , love , don't Live here no More .

Is that the show With the lady that got had her knees redone . She said she got .

Her knees redone . Yeah , that's a commercial On that show . Somebody had their knees redone .

Yeah , one of the old ladies On the show .

She patented Motherf . I can get down there for you oh she trying to get dirty again .

Oh , so she can get down on her knees .

Get down and suck your thing , bro . Yeah , she said she going to hey that's a beautiful position right there .

That's a beautiful position .

Because you know it's one thing . If they do it in the bed , you be like oh okay , yeah . But like when they get down on their knees and you just standing up , I mean you ain't gonna be standing up for long if they any good , you be like hold up . You start being like you can't feel your feet . He be like hold up , let me sit down real quick .

I'm a hypocrite , I don't eat ass , but I want a girl to do all the dirty things .

I mean okay , so eating ass ain't like a requirement , right ? But if you expect that , but don't eat the pussy , yeah , you're a hypocrite .

You ought to be shaming yourself , young man . I'm just saying you trying to put a decent young man , old man like me in that type of situation so you eat ass too , nigga .

I slip once or twice .

Slip huh he slip once or twice . Slip huh . He slipped Y'all this slip he slipped Go .

Don't drink behind me Support .

The movie theater so we can keep good movies coming out . Watch Coco , like Christian said .

That's the movie that's basically settled for , like .

And Superman . Oh yeah , oh , you definitely watch Superman .

You got to watch .

Superman , you have to , that's what they were telling me .

I'm going to see it tomorrow . I know I'm going to see it , hell , I might go see it tonight .

Oh , superman , I I heard it was good , okay , it's a different one .

All right folks we out of here . All right , we out . Holla , I guess we got to wrap this thing up .

Thanks guys . I appreciate y'all for enjoying my situation .

Hey , you funny as hell dog .

Yeah , you need to get some ghetto language or something . Holla Peace , I know the hell you be saying I come from the ghetto .