Section 8 Titties and Boo-Boo Marbles

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I don't need to pay nobody to tell me how fucked up .

I am no , you ain't paying .

This is for the people , oh it's free , it's the money world I'm lining up for the free , it's been , it's been me and charade , then me and christian , I mean , unless you want to pay me , no , no , no , I don't pay .

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Yeah , yeah , it's surprisingly pretty good . You said you feel good . I said it's surprisingly pretty good . I don't know how to call it .

Anyway , I'm your boy , bosco , just add a shot To my left . It's probably pretty good , I call it . And anyway , this is , I'm your boy , bosco , just add a shot to my left .

It's broad , try my left this be the one they call Christian sitting to my left might be .

Hey , it's one and only Alabama , joe baby , that motherfucking man , that nigga . That's right , I'm a field nigga . Oh , you already know I am Hands and knees Ashy , my name is To my left hey .

Superman Is in the building .

It's okay . It's okay , it's for everybody .

That's all right , it's for everybody . That's for you , joe . I had't tripping on that . That's for you , joe .

I had a motherfucker , tell me why you come up here and you ain't put no lotion on . I said why can't I be a nigga just protect you ? Why I got to be a nigga , all lotion up and soft and shit .

You don't like being lubricated . You don't like being moist . I like when my legs are like shiny . Nah , I'm good , like , I like being looking like a Hershey bar .

My hands are kind of rough , but they can be gentle also . You know what I mean , okay .

Yeah , Gentle , like you know .

Like I can smack a chick butt when I take drawing blood , I could scratch her back with the same time .

Oh man have you ever had a chick , tell you your hands were too rough .

Yeah , oh yeah .

And what do you do when you oh , I got lube for that , bro , oh yeah .

I ain't that , I ain't that motherfucking cruel .

You just .

You know You're saying like I'm cruel .

No , I'm just asking you put two in there one Shit .

I go for broke when I'm down there . I'm going to shock her baby .

Two on the pink , one on the stink . Damn right the shocker , scrape the shock .

I'm going to shock her baby , two on the pink , one on the stink . Damn right , the shocker Scrape , yeah , the shocker baby .

Or either that or the pinhole hook . See , we can talk a little crazy , because you know we don't have the pinhole hook .

Yeah , explain that one , that's that thumb right there , baby , that thumb it in . Then you just palm it and then you just drag on across the bed . Once you lock it down , you can't go nowhere . She got too much booty for that . Ain't no such thing . Ain't no such thing , you don't need it .

If you can just grab the booty and pull it , I don't know who you be messing with .

I ain't never motherfucking .

Ladies and gentlemen , I didn't start this . This wasn't me .

I ain't never motherfucking , had too much booty .

I'm just saying Ever you put that thumb in there .

What's life to you ? The biggest chick you ever been with , oh .

Jesus Amen Damn .

I ain't say who . I ain't say who , I just say it like Well , I used to drink a lot back then , Dave .

I don't drink as much as I used to Give me a number . Okay , I can't give you a number , I can give you a description .

I woke up on bunk beds .

Hey , whatever that mean , that's what I'm saying . I thought I was on bunk beds On the top bunk .

Taking it back a couple weeks . Y'all's conversation , so she was pushing about three , no about two something Got to be two , something to do something 275 . She was more than two . Something Got to be two something to do something , 275 .

She was more than two , something 298 . She's my stuff , buck Beds .

Buck Beds is at least three plus hey , taking it back to y'all's statistics talk a couple weeks ago , how many shots do we think this man has drank ?

Oh , I ain't take no shots today .

Oh , when we was talking about like lifetime . Yeah , yeah yeah , oh hey . How many liters of , or how many gallons of alcohol you think you drank in your lifetime ?

Wow being , since I started when I was like seven .

That's a lot of alcohol .

That's a lot bro ,

because he a field . That's how you got a hold of it . My mom was a bootlegger bro damn canadian miss .

Never get that . I think I it all over myself . I think I shitted all over myself . I'm serious , though .

Yeah , cause who was that was me and Sherrod , but the thing is , though , you learn .

You know , I kinda learn my limits . Yeah , you learn what you can handle , right yeah . I ain't doing that shit , no more . I'm gonna stop at a half a half a gallon .

So hey , so do you think like total from we were going ?

It's unimaginable .

I don't know if you heard the show . Basically all we did just to kind of recap , since we got y'all here , we were just saying because I was listening to Johnny's house and somebody had brought up the question of what would you want to know ?

many steps have I walked .

So me and Sherrod said we would just wonder like how many points like in any competitive basketball game If you're playing 101 , 21 , a league high school , besides just shooting around , so we were sitting up here thinking like well , I know , we got to be over 20,000 .

Fifteen points total . That , right there , is measurable , but I ain't no way I can measure how many shots I'm taking .

That's just like trying to measure how many gallons . That's why I say gallons , how many gallons ?

It's not even measurable , bro .

Over 100 gallons .

Probably Way more than that .

Probably .

Yeah . You know , you figure a gallon , a jug right .

I mean Like I started Drinking , like 500 gallons when I was about 7 .

Go ahead . I'm sure I was about 7 this man's Alcohol consumption Could probably fill up Modestly 10 747s .

That could be true .

Hey you , a bad boy .

That's just what I can remember .

No .

I'm just saying , that's just what I can remember .

It's just like okay me , if I wanted the measurement , I would want to be like Wilt .

Like the ladies yeah , see , we ain't want to bring that . Like the ladies yeah , I see we ain't want to bring that up .

I know , but I ain't got no choice because y'all are going to make me seem like a down trotting alcoholic no .

But I'm not a down trotting alcoholic .

I used to be a ladies man , but I drank a little bit too much . But anyway , you know .

And I'll be honest with you .

When and I'll be honest with you . When I heard about Will , you're just gonna say the only lady you've been with Is your ex-wife . That's true .

There we go right there , we're gonna leave it at that . That's the only lady I've been with .

The rest of them hoes Off of the word . Lady , that's exactly . You took the words Right out of my mouth .

Y'all need to quit Right out of my mouth . How ?

many hoes you been with .

That's the only one I ever met that was sober Ah good Lord hey all right , that is you , a drunk nigga .

Y'all know . When we started I was like I want to talk about the traffic , right ?

Okay , let's do the traffic .

I have a couple questions . What are the laws ? Y'all know how our streets are wide or whatever right . What are the laws if someone is crossing , is coming towards you and you're making a right turn . Making a right turn .

Yeah , at an intersection .

Yeah , I'm saying they're on the other side of the street they're making a left .

You're making a right .

I'm saying the light changed for you to turn , I know , but they're making a left , you're making a right . No , no , they're walking .

They're in the crosswalk . Oh , okay , they're on the other side of the street , the , you can't move , no matter what fuck they at , if your light is green and they coming across right here , then you can't move .

You can't move , no , no you can't move until technically you

can't move until they get out of the crosswalk , out of the intersection , see I done , heard different .

I heard . As long as they're not within the vicinity . You talking about California law . I'm telling you right now I got it within the vicinity .

You talking about California law , this Arizona law .

I got it on good authority , somebody who's lived here longer than all of us combined .

I got it on good authority . Who got a fucking ticket ? You beat your motherfucking ass and that motherfucker stepped inside that crosswalk . You cannot turn . Watch me .

I turn , I do it . They're coming across . You're trying to beat them . In other words you , I do it . Okay , they're coming across . They're way on the other side of the You're trying to beat them . In other words right , you can't do that , but dude they're .

They have the right of way .

That's illegal you cannot do that For the pedestrian ? Hey , it's only illegal if you get caught . It's not a side street .

Why you even ask the question .

Why you even ask the question . I didn't ask the question .

Hey , you got to cross one , two , three lanes , four , five , were they ?

running . Did they run across ? No , it was just and , by the way , it was just basic no .

Basically , I'm bringing this up , it's $350 . I want to know why the car in front of me don't just turn they on the other side of the street , because they can't . They ain't even got to us yet , they can't .

The pedestrian has a right of way . I'm with you on that .

I'm going .

Nigga , they ain't got the right of way . If they way on the other side of the street , if they in the crosswalk , if you say walk , it says walk . Now I can see if they on our side .

They ain't even got to say walk , but they also need to make sure that they take caution when crossing .

Okay , hit one of them then no .

if you hit one of them , no , yeah , you going to jail .

Then you tell the motherfucker say hey , the nigga didn't have the right of way .

Hey , I saw somebody at 51st and Union Hills today right in front of Deer Valley High School . Green light going south Dude crossing the street . I just closed my eyes . Obviously , people stop . But I was like why would you cross the street ?

The light is green , so they're coming from the opposite side , if they're past the halfway point . No , if they're past the halfway point , but if they're just getting onto the crosswalk . I'm turning , listen .

I'm talking about the light just changed .

You can Google it if you want to . Now on the other side of the sidewalk . Yeah , that's what I'm saying .

Once that motherfucker I'm turning . Once that motherfucker .

Foot Sounds like you in a rush Once that motherfucker , that's what it sounds like , sounds like you in a rush Nah .

I'm not gonna sit there and watch . The light just changed .

But once that motherfucker foot , you can't move .

Why so you're telling me you wait . Do you wait for every single person that's on the other side of the street ?

I don't give a shit about them . Exactly . I'm just telling you the law .

I've had a police behind me . Oh , no , listen .

And they've crossed and I've turned . Listen , I do it all the time .

You must have a special license plate .

No , the cop was just behind me . That I do it all the time . You must have a special license plate . No , the cop was just behind me . That's what made me ask . He's a mason .

That's what made me ask . He's a mason . So the cop looked at me and listen .

I've been behind a cop . The light had changed . You're on , exactly I'm like well he went , I'm going right .

As long as he ain't past that halfway point you can try to fight it in court and say you turn within reasonable prudence .

So you think they're going to pull me over if he's all the way on the other ?

side On the other side , if he's still in the crosswalk .

I bet you 99 out of 100 cops won't pull you over . Well , if he's riding a skateboard , if he's riding a skateboard , I'm not going . If he's mobile , I'm not going .

I'm not going . If he's mobile , I'm not going . I'm going at their pace , like if it's grandma , grandma you got it , grandma , with a walker , so technically I'm going Hell yeah , grandma taking too long .

You ain't supposed to be on a skateboard . You supposed to walk your bike across .

And you ain't supposed to have no walker . Exactly .

And you supposed to be waiting for them to cross .

Lift for them to cross . Lift your walker up . Okay , hey , I guarantee I've logged more miles than we could combine everybody .

So , steve , you waiting until he come all the way across . You waiting , no .

I'm not waiting . No , exactly , okay . No , I'm not waiting .

I was just saying he asked me what the law was .

Man , nobody's waiting . No , Nobody's waiting . Listen , I was behind a cop . Same scenario Light turn . They started to walk across cop . Now , remember we're not talking about a side street . I'm talking about Bell . Road yeah a major cross street .

I know what you mean .

What if they came ?

out with a sign . They were trying to get you attention . No , turn on red or something .

No , they came up with a joke we'll work for food .

Hell , no , I'm turning . Yeah , I'm turning . Most of these cops don't really know the law themselves too . Nah , especially if they right there now . If it's the other way around , they right there and you about to turn no , yeah , exactly , man , I'm turning . Especially if they right there Now .

If it's the other way around they right there and you about to turn no exactly If it's coming from the other side yeah man , I'm turning they sitting up there . Or especially if they just moseying along looking on their phone , I'm like , come on , you ain't even trying to hustle .

Nope .

I always try to make eye contact .

If I'm in a crossroad , I make sure I see you and you see me , because I ain't trying to go out like Eli . Oh , my God Damn . Rest in peace , all right . Subject change now . Who the hell is Eli ?

Man , what else we got to talk about ?

I'm with Jonas . Who is Eli ? No , our old homie , our old guy . He got ran over at 28th Avenue in Thunderbird .

He used to come to the gym all the time . Remember old man Eli , the old black guy . Oh yeah , he got killed at In a crosswalk , damn . With his bags of groceries . How old was he ? 93 ? 93 . How you going to live 93 good years and then good year and then get hit by a damn car Legally ?

Right , illegally , illegally , he was in the crosswalk . Yeah , that's what I'm saying . He was in the crosswalk , ain't that ?

a damn shame . You know why ?

Because , there's people like him . Exactly , he wanted to go , he was over there . You gotta wait . Did you just say he was gonna ?

go . Hey , rob , I'm going too . We all going . I'm going . Hey , no listen , I'm not going to even say I'm going , I go .

Yes .

Present tense .

I'm going and I'm going Throw yourself on the mercy of the court . More than a story , pedestrians have some common damn sense , true Hustle .

Yeah , Hurry up . Grandma Just hustle , Because you know , like when he started to crawl , that light ain't going to be long enough .

Hey them , Hot Wheels . Be scaring me though , Hot Wheels .

Yeah , the little scooters , yeah them . Things be fast , dog . I've been listening too much to Jasmine Crust Hot Wheels . I thought you were talking about wheelchairs , my bad .

Technically , you ain't supposed to be on a scooter in a crosswalk . No , you're not . You're supposed to be on a side of the road , you're supposed to walk .

What if they can't walk ? Though that's crosswalk .

But that still don't justify you hitting them , though . No , it don't . Oh , I hit him , but he was on a fucking scooter .

What if you just bump him , bump them just to make their batteries stop a little bit ? You still can't hit them , though Boom and be like hey , I only did that , and it died in the crosswalk . No , I mean the wheelchair . It just died after you bumped it .

Yeah , exactly Boom . Now you got to push this motherfucker all the way home .

And be like hey , no , I just wanted you to .

You just killed my wheelchair . You got to push them all the way home .

Drag , I'm going to call my .

Uber . They ain't going to be able to get it in the car , you're going to have to get them a like what are them big ones ? Xl .

Are they XL Ubers ? Yeah , anybody ever been , you've been in an XL Uber , haven't you ? Or Uber , I didn't pay for it .

It was free .

We asked you if've been in one .

You've been in one , but it was .

Hey , it wasn't like it wasn't free shit .

No , no , for real . So I've been playing a long time straight up .

So I was in california once and I ordered an uber and a mercedes pulled up . I said I didn't pay for this is that uber ? Black . I think mercedes probably considered Uber Black , but he's like no , I'm just taking rides right now . So he had downgraded his to just regular Uber .

Oh , okay , so he can get that cash . Yeah , yeah , it was a nice Mercedes , like a big body , not a big body , it was like a I'm tired of you getting shit for free .

I want some free shit , gotta , I want some free shit , gotta hang out with him more .

I got some animosity , you get a free coochie Gotta hang out with him more . Nah , I ain't never had no free coochie .

Coochie ain't never free . Coochie ain't never been free man , I'm old , I gotta pay bro .

I'm sorry , even if you ain't paying .

Pay with you what you paying .

Yeah , you can fight it . You can tell the motherfucking seven you be the old nigga in the club , think you got game . You still going to have to fucking pay .

Right .

You might as well just go and take the money out of the pocket and say , look , just tell me exactly how much I got to pay . Hey , how much you going to call me Because I ain't going to be with five , ten minutes , and then you're going to do the fuck you got and do the fuck you gotta do the rest of the night . Hey , dude , you go right there .

Speaking like a true champion .

right there I'm serious though I've been like this shit . You got 23 hours and 55 minutes dude the fuck you want .

After this he said 23 hours , she can go make some more money . Look he counting his money right here . Yeah , man , I just throw it on the nightstand . That's what I'm talking about .

I just throw it on the nightstand . What you need , girl , what ?

you need hey see what you got to look for . I only count by one that's it .

Hey , I'm here for you . I'm here for you . I'm an old school boy , I stick it in the brazil Shit Like is Is that enough for you ? I'm old school ? We stick it in the brazil , bro . There you go . There you go , girl , you're right on in there . There you go , right next to the butcher .

now , that's funny . Hey that ain't for me , is it ? That ain't for me , is it ? Hey , it's been a minute since we all been here , huh .

Yeah .

Hell yeah .

Hey but really though , though , what the hell is uber ? Black , it's just upgraded yeah , it's just upgraded like the fancy cars .

Yeah , so you call it why they call it uber black , because it's just fancy yeah , just to let them know , to differentiate from regular uber , uber xl would be considered something like like a big suv suv so

I go pick them up in my say these black .

Oh , you're laying over a Tesla's .

That's uber , that's uber black , ain't it ? Yes , I think certain models are . Yeah , teslas are Uber Black . Probably not the .

Model 3 or whatever . But yeah , I should do .

Uber . I should drive Uber . You should Put me a cooler .

Get some free coochie then .

Hey , if .

I was you , I'd take them in a white one .

Mm-hmm .

Yeah .

Put them in a white one . Yeah , put that cooler on the back right there .

Yeah , and be like , hey , have it full of beer , then you pick them up next week . Then they be like oh shoot .

We call you next week too , you flossing on them . You got to play the Stone Cold Steve Austin , though with the beer .

Oh , come on , oh , come on , oh yeah , let the bodies hit the floor .

No , no , no , no , no , no . The original the walkout song with the glass breaking and everything .

Yeah , that's it .

That's not it . Yeah , it is . Let me play this . Hold on , I haven't played .

I mean .

I haven't walked .

Well .

I have seen the .

Rock and Steve Austin , but I don't know their .

I thought there was let the , I don't know .

Does it have lyrics ?

to it .

It just has the glass breaking .

Yeah , the glass breaking . That's a classic Stone Cold Steve Austin .

I think it's yeah , just a Uh-oh , here we go . Yeah , that's enough . I don't want to get sued , that's that Stone Cold .

That's enough . I don't want to get sued . That's that Stone Cold . That's his walkout .

Yeah , hey , what would be your walkout if you was a baseball player . The Stone .

Cold , you would do the Stone Cold . Hell yeah , what you got .

Rod , can you look up any song on there ?

Oh man , you know , I used to dream about the song Rick Ross Hustlin' .

It's Friday .

Every time , but that would be my walkout song . Every day I'm hustlin' , hustlin' oh okay , yeah . I used to want that to play every time I opened my door in my car .

Yeah , if I had to set it up like every day I'm hustling and hustling what you got , Steve she , you already know Mine going to be .

I beat the pussy up . You know you can't have that as a walkout song .

As my walkout song dude , I'm going to have to bat just like this so he probably got to be like I beat it , beat it up . Oh my goodness , beat the clean burst . If I was there All the white girls are going to know what I'm talking about . Oh , my Lord , where the white women at ? What would yours be , bosco ? Atomic Dog ?

What If I was a wrestler ? No , just your baseball walkout .

Yeah , your baseball walkout song .

Oh baseball .

You can imagine , because you done played softball now .

Yeah , I played softball man . What would be my walkout song ?

I tell you I got Atomic Dog . He got Beat it , Beat it Up , he gonna beat the pussy up .

What was yours ? Every Day I'm Hustling yeah .

Hustling . He got Stone Cold . I don't know . You probably put on some blues , huh , what's the two cents ? No , it'll be tiptoe , tiptoe .

Tiptoe .

I thought it was about to say tip drill .

Tiptoe , hit that tiptoe .

Would that be your boxing walkout song too ?

Oh , my boxing walkout song would be man .

Tyrone Davis . Let me see .

That's a good one right there .

My class is always mystical man right there .

That's my walkout song . Right there , baby , yeah , yeah .

Just let me .

Yeah , you got to hit it , guys , let me tiptoe , I can't get sued . In your bedroom .

That is funny . What's your boxing walkout song ?

Boxing .

Something that hypes me up .

I got one Outstanding Gap man . Outstanding Gapman .

Outstanding man . Yeah , I can see that . How about yours For boxing ? Come back to me .

Yeah , I'm going outstanding For boxing , for boxing .

Wow , what's yours , alabama ?

Like I said LL Cool J , Mama said knock you out .

Oh , that's a good one you can't go wrong with that one One and only Christian .

Or I'm going to go with Manish Boy .

Manish Boy , oh , that's nice , that's .

Muddy Waters right there .

Okay .

Huh , what did Steve you give , give yours .

I'm about to go Renegade Jay Z , jay Z and Eminem . Yeah , eminem and Jay Z , oh yeah , you can't go wrong , renegade .

They should get me going . They should get me hyped , yeah like I said , mine is Mystical .

Man Right Chip man oh , what a good one . What's that ?

Paris one , kanye West oh yeah , that's niggas in Paris won Kanye West oh yeah .

Niggas in Paris .

Niggas in Paris , or you know what else . Champion , do you realize ? Yeah , dun , dun dun , I come out . Hey , I'm telling y'all .

Remember oh , you're going to come out to Mystical .

He's coming out to Mystical . That was Kanye .

West .

It was Kanye West with a few people . Hey , remember .

I'm going to go with Kanye . All Falls Down .

Oh no , that's a good one . You got LL Cool J on bad . That's a classic . What about ?

I thought , but that's for boxing .

No , that's what I'm saying . You coming down LL on bad you can down .

Yeah , hell , I'm bad , you can really come out to whatever you want . Yeah , hey , that's me right there , uh-oh .

Hey , remember , y'all remember Corey Spinks , mm-hmm . Y'all remember Corey . Spinks , oh , yeah , yeah yeah , Y'all remember when heinks Mm-hmm . Y'all remember Corey Spinks ? Oh , yeah , yeah , yeah , Y'all remember when he used to come into the ring . I love this cat man . This cat used to jerk man .

I swear these phones listen , because I typed the man's name in and the first thing that popped up was ring entrance Swear , that's crazy . Is that it right there ? Yeah , this is it the greatest entrance ever ? Hey , watch me . Shit , we got to get on YouTube , fellas .

Yeah , yeah , look at this . Hey , wait , hold on .

We're going to Put it on the computer Corey Springs . Hey Corey Springs . Oh yeah , he getting down . I know y'all can't see this . This is content y'all . We'll get it posted up on IG , or or .

The YouTube Twitter we might even try to get TikTok .

Jess will run a TikTok TikTok .

Damn . Yeah , no , he got a whole routine , he getting it , ain't he ? Yeah , he got a whole routine , he getting it , ain't he ? Yeah , he got a whole routine , y'all . Yeah , yeah , you know he had to be tired by the time he got to the ring , though . Yeah , I'm sure Zab Judah won that fight .

Because look , here's the thing .

Oh , go ahead . Roy Jones Jr put on a show . Coming to the ring , man .

Roy Jones used to talk to people yes , in the middle , yes In the middle of the fight , and then be like Pensacola in the house . Roy Jones is my dude , roy Jones is my dude man . Hey , that video was four minutes long , oh so that nigga wasn't even a quarter of the way through . Oh , with Corey Spinks . Yeah , hey , y'all check it out .

Zab Judah , I'm looking it up . No , I think he lost .

Zab used to be that dude .

Oh Zab Judah , I'm looking it up . No , I think he lost . Zab used to be that dude . Oh Zab Judah was nice yeah he used to be that dude .

It's just like everybody gets their lunch money took .

At some point .

Like Tyson .

Yep .

I got some disputes against his , though .

Yeah , I still can't watch it . I can't do the Tyson thing .

And even homeboy . They waited here's my Ohio thing , but I was mad . I still can't watch the fight .

I still can't watch the Buster Govins fight .

They waited , and I still can't watch the Super Bowl when dude caught the ball against his helmet .

Randy .

Moss is supposed to have a Super Bowl ring and I'm upset that he don't . I'm mad about it . That nigga , he got sacked and then nigga holding the ball on the side of his head . Man , that ain't real , that ain't even happening . That's the script .

That was the NFL script that year , man hey .

I got a question for you . He got sacked .

You need to stop .

So we brought up earlier was it this week ? Last week we were talking about how the Mega Millions went up to $5 .

Oh , it's $5 now , not doing it , not doing it .

So shout out to Earthquake . I heard on his radio show he had a question and I thought this would be an interesting question . If you won the lottery , who would be the first person you tell ?

Joe A prostitute .

Okay , we done . I wouldn't tell nobody .

But you had to tell somebody no , I don't .

I wouldn't tell nobody bro .

Superman , so you .

You gotta tell somebody , I'm telling my lawyer I gotta get some legal advice immediately .

You have gotta tell somebody , I'm telling my lawyer , I gotta get some legal advice Immediately .

You have to tell somebody . Ain't , nobody gonna know . I got it .

Ain't nobody got it .

I had to spend Ten dollars at a time . God damn it . I'm telling .

I'm telling my fish A fish ain't somebody , it's a body .

Tell your fish that motherfucker Don't want a bigger gold , don't want a bigger bowl . Hey , that fish ain't somebody , it's somebody . Tell your fish that motherfucker don't want a bigger gold , don't want a bigger bowl . Hey , that fish don't want a net . Motherfucker gold chain .

That motherfucker don't want a big ass bowl and shit .

With a medallion on that , motherfucker , I ain't telling nobody .

You know what you got to watch who you tell stuff to .

I feel like People got big mouths , man .

I ain't telling nobody and and this is probably famous last words but I feel like I can tell my mom .

I ain't telling her , can I ?

tell my mom , even though she ain't here .

You could .

I tell my mom . I can tell mine , my mom will tell everybody .

My mom will try to sue me . My mom will tell her sister . Her sister will tell everybody in the family . My phone will start ringing off the hook .

Hey , I know my pop . You know he analyzed the podcast every week , calling talk to me about it . I'm like it feels like I'm doing two shows . He got show notes . Man , I'm like man , he's like son . Like I said , I don't even remember half the stuff we're talking about .

You know we just be on here , just like whatever . I think I can keep it a secret . I'll be honest with you . I wouldn't tell my brother and then the person I do tell probably wouldn't believe me . No way He'd say you lying .

Yeah , you right .

Oh , I know somebody who hit the lotto and I still ain't said I sure would . Would they say anything ? Oh , hell no .

Would they say anything ? Shit , my brother's in debt . I ain't telling him All this shit .

You gonna get him out of debt ? No , I ain't . I'm not paying five dollars .

You ain't gonna sit on A little red envelope . First off , just have him invite Invite to your house .

I used to get Ten dollars is my limit Disappear . So I used to get 10 lines . Then they took it to $2 . So obviously that gave me five lines and I would take it . But now $10 is going to give me two lines Until Mega Millions hit like a billion .

I'm out . It won't be long . It's raising to $5 .

Now do y'all think you could be the one to be told what that somebody hit the ?

lottery . It just depends on who told .

Oh no , you can't tell me shit . I ain't going to lie about that . That nigga hit the lottery . I'm going to be on the phone before you left the house . Come on , nigga , take me to McDonald's or something . They're like man I ain't . I go to McDonald's and order a whole bunch of shit . You just won the goddamn lottery .

Hey , pay for this shit , hotway , damn . I'm going to tell you why I think they did it . We've talked about it , but now that it's official because Powerball locked them out , because you know , powerball was Saturday , right , well , it was Wednesday and Saturday they didn't remember when Powerball got Monday .

Fridays , right Tuesdays and Fridays .

Oh yeah , Tuesday and Friday . So that's my thing . So with Powerball it was Wednesday , Saturday , Making Millions was what we say Tuesday , Tuesday , Friday . So that left Monday open . Because Powerball got .

Actually , I want the one and I accepted the five lines .

Now my $5 is giving me one line . I can't do it .

I'm priced out . And when you say , because I've never played the numbers , I've never bought a ticket for nothing , when you say line ? Do you mean just literally a horizontal line ? No , I'm saying your numbers .

Your six numbers , you only get one . It used to be a dollar . Yeah , it used to be , a dollar . Yes , so that's what I'm saying Price us out . You used to pay $10 , we'll get you $10 .

Ain't nobody winning with trailer park people anyway , Shit are they going to still play it .

Yeah , they're going to play it , it's going to be all rich people that hit Mega Millions .

now You're going to hear somebody hit .

They're going to be like oh they rich already , hey them , people are going to pawn some Similac to get them numbers .

I'm cold . I'm just going to stay at Powerball .

Powerball doesn't have to increase their fee . No , they don't , because they have that third day . They still at $2 . So this is Mega .

Millions . I think this is Mega Millions' answer to Powerball getting three days . They just figured they had to increase .

You don't have to go to scratchers . I think they , yeah , you can even do scratchers on that app . Now , you ever did a scratcher ? I got a scratcher at the crib right now On that app , oh yeah . Waiting to get scratched right now On that app , oh yeah .

Waiting to get scratched . You didn't scratch her on the app .

Yeah , I probably did a couple scratches . I can't wait .

In person or on the app . On the app how is it ?

How do you scratch it With your fingers ? Take my money , man . You can scratch it with your finger or you can just hit results . Oh , just results .

Yeah , you don't have to look at this . You just scratch that off and scan the code and see if you won or not .

Hey , it takes the fun out of it . Somebody did that and threw it in the trash , right . I mean I didn't see it , but the story was told to me and I guess somebody you know how they would get the tickets and they'd check them and I think they had won 500 bucks . Somebody just threw away $500 . Didn't think they won . Somebody came in , you know .

You should check it , Even if you think you lose , you should check it . Well .

I don't like like I know people that buys a ticket and they just scratch off the thing and scan it yeah . You know . But then if you hand it to a person , they scan it and they go oh yeah , you won . They give you $20 . It might be fucking $2,000 . So you need to scratch that shit off .

I'm checking myself .

You know what I'm saying Scratch that shit off , bro .

And I'm checking that one little machine . You go there and say hey , where's that girl at ?

She quit with your money .

So hey , I want to know what happens when you check it and if you win over . You know how it says this ticket is not a winner . Or it says you're a winner but if you scan it and you won , like $100,000 . They're not going to give you that . No , I'm saying what does the machine say ? I know it's over $599 .

I mean , I would think the machine would probably make a little bit bigger noise than that little do-do-do-do or whatever .

Yeah , but you know , I'm talking about the one , not you gave it to them , you checked it yourself . Yeah , you know the one where you play yourself and you check it .

You don't want to give them the ticket , I'm going straight to the lottery commission Because I used to sign my tickets .

But they said don't do that . They said not . I forget what the reasoning was .

Tax purpose . Make sure it's yours .

Tax purpose .

Because I know if I won the lottery I'm not putting my name on it . I'm going to a financial advisor and I'm putting it in trust .

Oh , now you're talking going on financial advisor . I'm putting it in trust . Yeah , oh , now you're talking to a financial advisor . I thought you weren't talking to a financial advisor .

I'm talking to him .

That ain't the first person I'm telling I don't care , that ain't the first person .

I'm telling , I'm telling my brother first Listen , even if they take 30% , 40% it .

Oh , no , that's true , true , no , okay . So I was at the casino one time . This lady hit $340,000 on a slot machine and was complaining .

Yes .

She was like I got to pay taxes on this . I told her , I said you know what ? I'll pay taxes on it if I can have it . And she just shut her mouth .

Well , the thing is like I know a relative won $440,000 , right and . But the casino wanted their cut and then they wanted to do taxes and all that shit . You know , or you could have take it like as a lottery .

Oh , they won it at the casino .

If you take it as a lump sum , they do it like the lottery , you know , they take fucking all the taxes out of it , yeah . And then they take the casino and all that shit .

Yeah .

Your 400 turns into like 120 or some shit like that . What does ?

the casino get .

Hey , those fucking machines are renting out of Vegas .

They don't get nothing . See , they don't get nothing . You don't have to pay Vegas , you got to pay taxes . All right , hey , does Desert Diamond have their ? Liquor license yet .

Oh , they all got their liquor license . We want you to win that money .

The one on Northwestern , on Northern ? Yeah , I don't know . I don't know , I ain't been out there . Yeah , I haven't been out there yet , but I know it's out there , I don't know .

I know it's one across from the .

Wildlife Zoo now .

I I know they got a good ass hamburger . One at the Wildlife Zoo Got a .

Morton's Got a Morton's Steakhouse . Y'all know what other establishment has some pretty fine dining .

Oh hell , somebody just talked about this today on the radio the Titty Bars . I could have told you that Is that for real , yeah .

I've never had . Hey , there's one .

You want me to say the name or not ? I told you that Is that for real ? Yeah , yes , I've never had . I mean , I don't frequent the titty bar . Hey , there's one I don't know . You want me ?

to say the name or not , but you can go down there at lunchtime . Who ?

Get a motherfucking burger fries when .

And a beer for like it was like $9 .

Hey , half our customers are out the country , so just in case they come visit , this is true there .

It is the one that's down here . Which one is that ? Was that Deer Valley ?

Crazy Girls yeah , used to be close to us . Yeah , no , they used to have a $6 steak special at lunch .

I done had a couple .

And you go there at lunchtime . He said I had a couple steaks . Yeah you go down there and get your little look and then you get your little dance .

I'm over there for the burger .

Yeah , that's what your mouth say .

That is what my mouth say . That's what it gets .

first and last say so what if you go up in there and then you see some titties you want to touch ? Well , you ain't allowed to touch them , but no , you can touch if you have her dance on you .

Nah In the room so you can you ?

go that far .

Shit , you didn't touch one before .

I done sucked on one before . Did it taste like glitter ? It was a little coconutty .

You done sucked a .

I done sucked on a stripper titty before you done sucked on a stripper titty , yeah , yeah .

In the strip club , in the strip club man , how many ? Other niggas miles been on that titty .

Nigga how many titties you done sucked on . I know man .

How many other niggas miles been on that titty Exactly ?

Nigga , there's a stat for you . How many nipples have you done , sucked on ? That's a lot .

That's a lot of nipples though .

That's how you started out .

You started out sucking titties by like sixth grade , I know but that's two per grade Because remember , she wouldn't let you hit .

You came into this world sucking titties .

I let you suck my titties Facts . I remember sucking titties down in the basement on some dirty ass clothes . You know how ? The first thing I like 1980 .

I don't know how old are you when you are 1230 ?

Seven , six , seven grade yeah , probably I . These dirty ass clothes Bitch . No , you ain't no real N-I-G-G-A if you ain't sucked a titty or humped on some dirty clothes in the basement , that's why , you know , you know you done been down there .

I'm from the trenches , dirty clothes man . You know , if you ain't never had sex In the projects .

Nah , I didn't have sex in the . You're from the country , joe .

We done realized no no , no , all the stuff we talk about . I went to Ohio For the summer one .

Nigga . But you , nigga , you was in Oberlin . That's not real Ohio . He said Oberlin , that's . Like that's Akron is .

Dayton , that's okay , cincinnati I still sucked some titties that summer .

But I'm saying they ain't got no dirty clothes . Yeah , they probably got a nice townhouse .

They had a hamper .

Nigga . I was talking about the project Rosemary project Titties , joy Park project . I was talking about the project Rosemary Project Titties , joy Park Project Titties . They still had hair in those days . Backseat of my mama , chevy Nova Titties . The Wilbeth Homes Titties , mohawk Homes Titties that's what I'm saying .

Titties in the projects to get your real nigga car Shit .

I got to suck titties in the cornfield . Hey , don't nothing taste better than Section 8 titties .

Don't nothing taste better than wick titties .

Cornfield titties . Cornfield titties .

Wickfield titties .

Hey , that's got to be the episode title , section 8 titties Nah , Cornfield Titties , huh , joe .

We didn't know what Section 8 was .

Joe was like them cornfield titties right there . I know he done had some Section 8 titties . Oh yeah , project titties , food stamp titties .

Exactly Okay , I got the question . What's the difference between titties and tits ?

Niggas got titties , nigger girls , white girls got tits yeah .

Nah , I think it's Black girls got titties . I think it's got to do with the size . You think , I think the A to the A to big B .

those are tits yeah .

Titties . B stands for tits , titties . Titties is the one that you can put your head up under .

Titties weigh at least 20 pounds a piece .

Titties are like cantaloupes . Hey , I know a chick that had a titty .

You got to take a breath and go in Eighth grade . She had to have a breast reduction . I think I did too .

Yeah , you got to take a deep breath and go in Eighth grade , she had to have a breast reduction . I think I did too .

Yeah , you got to take a deep breath and go in .

Eighth grade dog .

Her back must have been hurt .

Yeah , I remember Damn , she was talking like a plane .

So what it really ?

boils down to is the difference between titties and tits .

Titties you got to take a deep breath and go in .

No , I think also tits .

So it's an art .

Tits are going to be perky .

No , they're going to look dead man . You know , you got to pick them up . You ever seen some ?

big ass perky titties . Yeah , you never seen no big giant perky titties .

Those are perky tits , not no real ones . Not no real ones , not no real ones , dolly .

Parton . So the silicone , those are tits , dolly Parton .

Dolly Parton , dolly Parton .

Dolly Parton is gravity-defying tits no they're titties .

Would you suck a tits ? Hell yes , even the reducted ones .

Right now .

Yeah , not even a second thought of that . Would you smash Madonna right now ?

Titties . When you lay down , they just fall over to the side Because she made Like a Prayer .

Hey , y'all know that song is not religious at all and religious motherfuckers be singing that shit Like a Virgin , like a Prayer . Oh , I don't know , I just know Like a Virgin . Same thing with Jesus Walks . God , show me the way .

Anyway .

Jesus walks . Y'all see Kanye with that damn KKK outfit on . Nah , man , y'all didn't see that I didn't see that , I saw it but Kanye done , lost his damn mind . I don't even want to give him no attention .

Yeah , who saw John Morant pull that damn grenade ? Oh , I saw that shit and he threw it . Man , that shit was hilarious .

I had no idea . This the Like a Prayer oh oh yeah , she is talking about sucking that dick , is she ? I did hear I actually did hear that , that she was actually talking about sucking dick .

Yeah , yeah .

She was actually talking about sucking dick .

Yeah , yeah , they got motherfuckers in church singing that shit like a hymn .

Hilarious . That's because it must be a Catholic church , because you know they practice when they start .

They started practicing

What'd you ?

think about John Moran . That's why I always get a Catholic girl , you want a headhunter .

What'd you think about .

John Morant doing the gun pose .

Or the gun .

No , that was grenade , no . So he started off with the gun and they told him to knock it off . So now he's doing the grenade .

He's doing the grenade now . Oh my god , you gotta stop what is wrong with them , and I have size 12 John Morant to anybody that want him .

I need a 13 . Freedom Size , 12 John Morant to anybody that want him .

I need a 13 . Freedom of speech . I'm like man that's John . Morant man , so you're doing that at your job ? Hey , everybody else can make their little shit , so here's the thing , the only thing with John Morant right .

So he got in trouble for having a gun . The last thing he should be doing is making the shooting Now . Anybody else , it's fine , but John Morant .

No , can't be John Morant , because what he got in trouble ?

Because he got in trouble , yeah he got in trouble For real .

Hey , I guarantee if they told you to knock it off , you gonna knock it off .

Come on man , I don't know , they gave me millions , you damn right . I understand Exactly I with a .25 , though , but that's still besides the point . It was still a gun , that's a .25 . Twice , ronald Reagan took two of them motherfuckers .

Come on , man , I understand .

I understand , but he's Please , they shouldn't even make no issue out of it , that little gunhead right in the neck . Motherfucker .25 .

See , Joe , you're a gun enthusiast Some booze , aka Joe Wick . Right . So you know , 25 ain't shit to you .

You know what I'm saying ? I see if he had like a motherfucker 1911 or something like that twirling or whatever , the fuck or whatever . But this nigga got a motherfucker like a 25 or a 32 or some shit .

The rest of the world doesn't see it like that , though , joe hey .

I had a BB gun , I understand , you know white .

America is looking at him like that was a semi-automatic rifle a machine gun , like we look at it , like oh okay , okay if he was a white if he was just saying , even though the NRA is corporate America that's all I'm going to say about that .

Like I said , if that was motherfucking Jokic or somebody I'd be like oh , he's a gun enthusiast .

They'd call him Jug Dynasty .

Yeah .

But he ain't .

Jokic , it's just like they had the two videos the brother teaching his kids how to shoot . They call it , say he's a bad parent , thug and all that shit . Same video they teaching the little girl how to shoot . They talking about Patriot .

You preaching to the choir here .

I'm just saying , but the guy shouldn't be in trouble for that . He's a second man on the right . He want to carry that motherfucker . He ain't got it at work .

I think it was the manner in which he did he did not have it at work .

He was not at work . That's what everybody understand . He's not at work .

Who did he shoot ? He didn't shoot nobody .

He's not at work , though I understand . He should be able to take that motherfucker and twirl it around his fingers , stick it in his ass if he want to . He's not at work , okay , alright , that's all I'm saying . I understand what you're saying if the Hewlett did it at the stadium ?

He was rolling with his boy but here's the too , though you gotta realize he has also other brands , even though it's just not .

I know he got into a fight or some shit at a high school game or whatever the fuck . I don't know Some shit like that .

I thought that shit was over .

No , it just started . He just did it yesterday he just threw a grenade . Yeah , I saw him when he threw the grenade .

He made a shot , did he fall with it and everything .

No , he covered his ears up .

It was a fake grenade , so he hit a three you gotta get down .

You can't cover your fucking ears up with a grenade .

He pulled the pin , which , honestly the shit is hilarious . I think so too , but he threw it and covered his ears . If he can't do that , then you shouldn't be able to do the ice cover the fear .

Okay , if he can't do that , then you shouldn't be able to do the ice in the veins why you shouldn't be able to do none of that shit .

Why and when they did ice in the veins .

I thought that meant like they were shooting up . That's what I'm saying . You shouldn't be able to do none of that shit . You should make a basket and take your fucking ass down to court .

Hey , that's what we do . If you're going to do that , you can't do the devil horns .

You can't do none of that shit .

Are you allowed to put ?

them to sleep . You can't do that shit either . Yeah , that's offensive .

Ain't no more night-night . Ain't no more night-night . None of that shit .

Plus , first of all , they should have been gave him . What do you call it Celebrate ? No , no , no . When you fuck with a motherfucker , just like stepping over a motherfucker and putting your nuts in his face , teabagging .

No , not that . Why would you know the name of that ?

He could probably teabag some chicks .

He was a bachelor at one point in his life . Oh damn , I forgot huh .

Yeah , sometimes you got to teabag . I never teabagged , you ever teabagged before . I ain't never teabagged .

No , I ain't never teabagged .

It feel good when they just find it on their own , no hands .

You say don't hang it , no hands . You said no hands . Where's that ?

teabag when they get down To that booty hole . That's brown teabag .

What's that say If I get this pussy , you gonna tell on me .

You can tell nobody , right , hey , it's a chick . If a chick is doing it , that's what I'm saying .

You can tell nobody , right hey it's a chick If a chick is doing it . That's what I'm saying . If I get this , are you going to tell on me ?

That's when you know a dude is sitting up here . He don't feel secure in himself . I'm good with myself Because , listen , if you're going to do it to a chick in the booty , you can do it to a chick in the booty , you can do it to a dude in a booty .

pause , no , listen , this is what I'm saying no , I'm gonna have to stop you right there , that you shouldn't even say that , no I'm not putting it out there .

You need to edit that right . We don't have anything on the show .

That nigga said you can fucking whammy the ass , you can fucking nigga the ass .

No , listen . Hey , y'all need to listen . You know exactly what I'm getting at .

What did I miss ? An ass is an ass and a mouth is a mouth , Right ?

So what I'm saying is if a chick is going to lick your booty , why do people sit up here and feel some kind of way oh ain't nothing the matter with that .

Okay , then when she licked your ass .

do you kiss her right away ? I mean , I don't know , Wait till you gurgle a little bit .

I mean , give her some cactus cooler , give her some flavor .

I don't do the booty .

You going to have some mouthwash sitting right by the bed . I'm just saying .

I mean , I eat booty , but I don't .

I'm just saying .

It's just like say , for example , I don't have my booty ate .

Like you know like .

But I was just saying , if you teabagging her and you know you sitting up here , you start hitting her with the speed bag . Oh yeah , and then you'd be like Rubbing up against her forehead .

You right at the taint right there .

So that's what I'm saying . And then , as she got her tongue out , ooh , guess what they hit your booty hole , ain't nothing wrong with that Shit Shit .

That's one fantasy down right there .

Y'all gonna get the high school , okay . So let's just say what did you just ? Okay ? So let's just say what did you just do ? Let's just say Do it again . Do it again . Let's just say If a chick , if a chick ever licked your booty , would you kiss her right away ?

It's my ass . Okay , what if she my ass is clean ? What if she swallows ? If she swallows , ain't nothing in there , you ?

know exactly what he meant no nigga , you know what I'm saying .

You talking about snowballing ?

No , I ain't about to get a snowball man ? What if she is ? You ain't going to let her spit it back in your mouth .

Slap the shit out , that motherfucker Bitch . You better swallow that shit .

What if she faked like she swallowed and then she go to kiss you ?

I'll slap the shit out of you .

She just spit it right back in your mouth .

I'll slap the shit out of you . Bitch , what the I won't even do that ? I'll slap the shit out of you .

That's when she get the rough hand . I'm talking about like cowboy when she got you tied up . You can't even slap her ain't nobody .

We didn't got off . I'll tie a motherfucker up , but I ain't you tie , you time .

You do the tie-ups , you get tied up ?

no , I ain't getting tied up . What if it was two up here , man this hell . No , I don't trust a bitch hell . No , you wouldn't get tied up .

I don't give a fuck how many it is I think chicks Be tying up dudes .

They gonna either Rob them Exactly or peg them or check they phone . Oh , nah , nah See .

See , fuck that . I ain't finna let a bitch Peg me and tie me up , fuck that . Nah , it be like .

Ben Rain . He went there . I don't know if they ever admitted it On the show , but I remember one person saying that she like doing that to dudes .

And she A sick motherfucker . What tied him up .

No Like pegging dudes .

I don't know what kind of dudes you messing with that .

Want to be pegged .

You have to have some type of trust to have your chick tie you up .

I got trust issues , bro . Anyway , I can't do it I got trust issues .

I don't want to get tied up because I think you're going to try to tickle me .

Don't you touch my feet bitch , I'm ticklish .

Well , y'all sound like Y'all . Speaking from experience . They sound like they been tied up before Nah ain't never been tied up , nope .

I wouldn't do it . Yeah , anybody ever been tied up or handcuffed ? Nope , nah , nah , man , I don't trust no girl like ever been Tied up or handcuffed Nope , nah , nah , man , I don't trust no girl like that . Nah , that's what I said . Nah , I've watched Misery .

Way too many times that's an ultimate trust , man , no , I'm , I'm tied up for you , motherfuckers .

Shout out to Kathy Bates man , that would be scary as hell . Yeah , nah , I've never .

Cause what if she you ? Yeah , no , I've never , you ever tied anybody up ? Nope , no , me , neither I don't know , what you're missing . You have . What about you , steve ? I'm thinking Handcuffs too .

Oh yeah .

Because I know y'all got some freaky fantasy .

Oh yeah , these are three freaky fantasy dudes . Is that freaky though ? Is that freaky ? Is that really deemed freaky ?

What is freaky ? You can't do nothing , I'm just like ah . Nah .

What is freaky ?

Letting the chick rubber shit on you .

Oh hell , no , Nope , nah man .

That is gross , ain't no motherfucking two girls in a cup shit , fuck wrong with y'all .

That's a sanitation issue .

Well , sometimes that can't be helped , sometimes that little rabbit turd .

Come out of there A little turtle head you just keep moving , man Keep it moving .

Oh , I'll never forget . Man Thump it off the bed .

Keep it moving .

Hey , you just sat up here and had your finger in there , my roommate and it smelled a little bit like boo-boo .

And then you just kept going . He was like man , I was fucking the shit out of this bitch right .

He went to show me he had two little rabbit turds in his bed . Literally .

I died laughing .

I said you literally fucked the shit out of me .

Hey , that happened to me . I just , like I said , I just thumped him on the bed .

You would take her hand and rub her nose in it and be like bitch .

A head with a newspaper .

They're pretty solid , though Tell you not to .

They're pretty solid .

I just thumped them over like marbles . She needs some water . She needs some fiber . You know what the hell is going on here .

She needs some fiber and it's like he got some hard marbles . You know what ?

And the hell is going on here . We need to shower Like damn girl . What you been eating ? Ham hocks . Y'all see what happened . We done been off for like three , four weeks .

No , we done got together . You went off the deep end over there . That's what happened .

Fuck this just devolved into degeneracy .

God damn , I can't be telling all these stories . Somebody's going to recognize it .

Oh Lord , have mercy .

Uh-oh .

Somebody's going to sit up here and listen to the podcast .

This must have been recent . She's like uh-oh .

Those was my boo-boo marbles . Why you telling everybody about my boo-boo marbles ?

You promised you wouldn't say nothing .

No , it ain't been recently .

I was so embarrassed .

Section 8 titties and boo-boo marbles . There you go .

Oh my .

Lord , I'm dead man .

I told you , like little marbles man .

What is the movie recommendations ?

Nice sir .

You know what I don't know ? I want to see Sinners . I'm waiting on that .

Sinners is next week . We're going to talk about that next week .

That's .

April 18th , but go see Sinners , it starts April 18th . Amateur .

I haven't seen that yet . Yeah , no , it started this week .

Amateur started this week .

I'm definitely going to check that out .

Drop Drop started . Who's in that ? We don't fact check Some white lady that's going on a date .

Oh , that one they threatened , okay , yeah , yeah , yeah . Threatened to kill her kids , like if she don't kill her date , oh yeah one , that one they threaten . Okay , yeah , yeah , yeah , oh , okay , kill her kids like if she don't kill her dead . Oh yeah , okay yeah , that's out too .

Her Minecraft is doing . I mean , I know that might be for teenagers or whatever I heard .

it was horrible , but that's .

But it's still making a lot of money , so they probably don't care .

Like the drop , though it's just like what's that ? The one in the airport ? What ? The one that was just on Netflix ?

Passing no , not Passinger . Is it Passinger ?

No , it's you talking about the one with .

Jason Bateman .

Oh yeah , that was on Netflix .

Yeah , with Jason Bateman .

What's the name of that motherfucking movie ? What is the name of that that ?

was good .

Yeah , starts with a C name of that that was good Starts with a , c , carry On , carry On .

That's a good recommendation . Carry On is good I mean you know , of course . I've caught up on . Well , I still got two episodes for Abbott Elementary . Abbott Elementary is hilarious . Remember Phone Booth ?

Yeah , Phone Booth . I don't know how they pulled that shit off . It wasn't bad I don't know how they pulled that shit off .

It wasn't bad . I don't know how they pulled it off . I'm still going to see it .

I still need to see what was it . Black Bag .

Oh , Black Bag is good . I need to see that . Hey , Hell of a Summer . I saw Hell of a Summer Did you see that too , the Gorge .

Gorge is good . What is that on Apple ? Apple Plus ? Yeah , now that's good .

Is that a movie , y'all rich .

The Gorge was good .

Yeah , let me see what else is out . Amateur Well , my two recommendations for this week is amateur and drop Hell of a Summer . Anybody watch . It's a horror , but it was funny . But , dude , that was pretty good .

I think that's the route to take with them slashers .

Yeah , it was good man , it had some chuckles .

This is not a movie , but I recommend you guys watch 1923 .

It's fucking pretty good . I watched it . I was disappointed . Nah , oh you ain't like it . Season two I don't like how they wrapped it up .

Season two . Yeah , no , it was pretty good what ?

about Novocaine . Did y'all see that oh ?

you know what ?

Still haven't seen Novocaine . Yes , I rent that .

Oh , it's already streaming . Yeah , she's already streaming .

Yeah , I was going to say I'm assuming , because it's already streaming . I saw it at home . You know what ? I think Warfare , warfare is out . I think the kid that's in it Remember y'all ever saw when the Millers , the little son , yeah , I think he's in Warfare . That looks good , warfare , looks good .

Yeah .

Warfare is out .

I did go see Working man .

Working man was good boy . I'm a still push woman in the yard .

I haven't seen it yet .

Yeah , Woman in the Yard is good . Working man is man that dude , he's good . He's especially invited guest on the show .

Hey , y'all know that Jason Statham actually does have a movie where he wasn't doing Jason Statham things .

Really . Yeah , I don't want to see that . What movie is that ? I want him to beat people ? That's like watching Bruce Lee and not being Bruce Lee .

It was one of his early movies .

Yeah .

I think it was called like Elizabeth or something . I mean he didn't punch anybody . I mean he still played a gangster . But yeah , he wasn't .

Really , jason .

Statham .

Hell man yeah .

I like .

Jason Statham , being Jason Statham .

That's right . I don't think that was that one .

That dude be whooping some .

What's the one where he was ?

he's supposed to be in a redneck with a British accent . Oh , Jason Statham .

Yeah , what was it ? A redneck with a British accent .

Remember when he he was with .

Was it B ? No , that wasn't .

No , not B-Keeper . B-keeper Homefront yeah , that's what it was . You know , I don't think I've seen home front .

He was pretty good in there . I'm going to have to .

He beat people up , yeah , oh yeah , I told you he was redneck with a British accent .

Hey , I'm going to have to see that , hey , it's a movie out . Well , that's a conundrum , Well , I what it's about . And then I think remember I said the Alto Kings With De Niro . He plays two different characters , but yeah , the Sinners though London .

that's the name of the movie that he was in , but not really Jason Statham .

Really , when did that come out ?

2005 . That's almost 20 years ago , that is , 20 years ago Giving his career .

All right .

Hey , have any of y'all seen that ? Anyone but you . Yet With ? Uh , what's the chick with the nice bosoms ? The white girl , sidney Sweeney . She got some titties on her .

Now , those are titties have you ?

have you seen anyone but you ? No , but I'm telling y'all man god watch anyone but you , if y'all want a real good laugh . It's not like the movies now we just talk about just oh shit . We share the same birthday , regular stuff . You and sydney sweeney , wow , and you and steve's birthday around the same time , ain't it 10 days , what ? What day is yours on ?

september ? Yeah , september , oh okay y'all gonna get some .

Uh , hey , shout out to y'all September . What September September ? Oh , okay , y'all going to get some stripper wings . Shout out to Sidney Sweeney and them titties . I'm sorry , I apologize .

How you juggling the titties between the feet .

Titties and feet . Yeah , how you know when to focus on when they look like little titties the feet , titties and feet yeah .

How you know when to focus on when they look like little titties .

Little tits . What we looking at ? The same thing , is he looking at Sidney Sweeney ? No , those are titties . Those are titties , those are titties , these are titties . You seeing anyone ?

but , you .

Those are titties .

You got to watch anyone but you . They highlighted them . Yeah , I seen it .

Man , that movie was so funny , man , it was funny man Cracked me up .

I watched it twice .

Yeah , that shit had me dying boy . Anybody got anything else to say ? Any closing statements ? Suck them titties .

Next day duel Tuesday don't let a chick .

I just got mine done . Don't let a chick snowball . You is that . You said that's what it's called the snowball .

Don't let her snowball you .

Joe gonna come on here in a couple weeks like man y'all done jinxed me .

That's what a chick tried to do , and I had to slap her as always , people don't forget to tip your bartenders .

I won't even be here . I'll be in jail .

Joe gonna get tied up and snowballed on the same day . I'll be in jail he gonna get tied up , tickled and snowballed and I'll be in jail now , that's a fantasy , Joe .

Joe gonna be like man . I must be dreaming . Alright , y'all . Alright , we out .

Holla Peace .

Peace .