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See , look , it's live now . That's the crowd . You got that from the Mori Poverty Show . I guess I don't know who . Who do you think it's from the crowd ? All right , look Do it sound like it's a concert or a football . We always try to figure it out . I'm gonna enter that . Yeah , hold on . Yeah , all right , we're here .

No , no , I'm just joking .

I ain't trying to get in trouble Is that what they say , I believe . No man , please . Anyway , this is your boy Bosco .

Now .

And you know they , you know they made a . The black version , it was chocolate , I think . What was it called ? I was about to say chocolate , Mike , Chocolate .

City . It's called Chocolate City .

Yeah , see , there we go . Joe , you might have been in there , huh , no , remember they had that . They had the one with a damn . I watched , well , Wesley Snipes . There was old strippers . Oh , it was good too , oh good .

I'm gonna let everybody introduce themselves . I'm about to look yeah , don't bring up that damn two , one food Shit .

That's probably what it was . Two Wong Fu was a good movie .

No , it was not .

You don't like two Wong Fu ? No , I do not Joe say you got to get rid of your phobias . Man , I ain't got no phobia .

John Ligga was up and looked like a woman .

I like him too . And it was Patrick Swayze , right . Yeah , he couldn't pass .

Ain't no way , no how .

Because you were still thinking about outsiders . Remember when he was an outsider ? Yeah , Wasn't he an outsider too ? I don't know .

Okay , any way out further ado .

All right , I'm LaWanna aka L Boogie , L Boogie .

All right . And now what , joe , we got today .

I'm the one and only Alabama , Joe baby .

Alabama Joe .

Well , I ain't going to be silky , no more .

Oh , you ain't silky .

No .

I'm just , you ain't smooth . I'm almost saying you retired man .

I'm retired and silky .

Damn , silky didn't retire . The silky is the real stripper , the stripper pimp cigarette dealer .

I was going to be aka Sherrod , aka Sherrod . There we go .

There we go . All right now . Look , I'm about to look the movie up . I know some of I already know you got something crazy to say . No , I don't .

Hey , you ain't got nothing crazy to say no , no no , no .

I will tell you this I did have some chitlins the other day . What A little bit before Thanksgiving .

I heard there was a little foul . We ain't going to talk about that . If they came from where I think they came from , no , no , no .

That was all right .

They weren't bad . No , it ain't my chitlins .

But see , that's what I'm hearing . So now do we need to go buy some buckets or what you ?

know what ? We ain't buying no buckets . But you know , the bags is $25 . $25.99 at fries . I just $25.99 .

A bag for just five pounds . The buckets are $29 .

The day was $29 , exactly . We don't want , we don't do the buckets though they got to be ain't bestie chitlins .

And bestie .

Five pound bags . We don't want Uncle Lou and we don't want Queen Helen . They got to be ain't bestie .

And bestie .

Ain't ain't bestie , it ain't nothing happening .

At fries .

At fries .

And they $20 .

$24.99 .

$24.99 . Five pound bag .

You still got to strip all that chitlins it ain't that so now here's the thing .

So how much out of the Like , how much ever ? Because you know , when you end up cleaning them again , how much you get from these is different .

These is different .

Yeah .

Trust me , let me tell you what I did one time , and I'm just going to put this out there . But let me tell you what I did one time . So one time when I was living in Milwaukee , right , I wanted some of these chitlins for Thanksgiving . So we're going to get together for Thanksgiving and everything .

So I go to the .

Postal Office . I drop the chitlins in the damn thing . You know when you get them . They hard as a rock .

Right , right . So you sent them like dry ice or whatever I know .

I didn't even send them on dry ice , I wasn't even thinking . I wasn't even thinking right .

I did wait real quick . The only reason why I asked ? Because before my mom would send me some and she would send them like oh , I made some chitlins , so she would send them from Ohio , right , and she would like dry ice or whatever . And that's what you supposed to do , right .

But I'm silly and I'm not even thinking , so I send them . I come on home and we , you know it's Thanksgiving and we read the day before Thanksgiving , so we get a knock at the door . Okay , a certified letter came . It's a certified letter for me . They said on this letter that the hazmat crew oh hell . Intercepted the chitlins on the runway .

Oh my God , See , this is what you get on the nobody's talking podcast war . So because you don't do chitlins .

They say I never do that again .

Right how there was a cadaver . They got a head in there .

Good , my family does chill , I personally no , I'm saying you personally .

Yeah , I'm sure one way or another . I mean we all do it Somebody , but I love them .

Just try them Calling treatments .

Right , that's what they do . That's what they do .

That is , that's funny .

Good on the taco one yeah .

What oldest children the carnaceros yeah , they have them fried .

Fried .

Treatments .

Uh huh .

And that's what they call right Treatments . They fry them up Shit , hey , just for all .

Just in case for the white listeners out there , just go ahead and Google chitlins or chitterlings .

Chitterlings yeah , yeah , just .

Google chitterlings .

I think it's something that was given to .

CHI T T E R L I N G S . We say chitlins Exactly . No , you can go ahead .

It was the story Chitlins .

Yeah , yeah , no , go ahead Go ahead .

You know nowhere it came from . You know , as far as the chitlins , it was something that was given to the slaves after . You know they would .

They got all the good stuff . They take all the good stuff After massing it .

Yeah , and so we would take it and make a meal out of it , you know , and then that's how it became all of this stuff .

Yeah , I still eat hog , mugs and chitlins .

All that cheese ? Hell yeah , all of that . Yeah , biggs feed Fatback , all of that , yeah .

There . Oh , it's in the niggers and they took it in big meals out of it . We survived and we still eating it .

Have y'all had ? No , that's true . Have you ever had a pig feed ? I , like you know , I saw mine . I like barbecue pig feet . I haven't had it in , I ain't had pig feeding .

That sounds like a good idea one day .

Years .

And some big tails . Where can you buy pigs feed at Right .

Everywhere , where , you can buy the fries , the corn and sears too those Mexican corn and sears days .

Yeah , okay , food City has them .

Yeah .

Corn and sears . You can buy just the skin .

Yeah , you can buy a whole head off in there if you want Really . Yeah , they be serious . You're going to lilies A little Over there on Asian Supermarket .

Yeah , I was about to say 67th , 75th , yeah .

That's why I get my fenugreek , the fenugreek seeds . I don't know what all it does . I know it's super healthy for you , but you can go ahead and get fenugreek , have the stuff I take . I don't know what it's for anymore .

What are the seeds for ? What do you mix it with ?

Yeah , mix it in like protein shakes and all that stuff .

Yeah .

I know it's super healthy , right . Once again , you know , on this show we don't fact check anything . It's just like locker room talk , it's kind of like hey whatever comes , up whatever comes to mind . We keep it 100% for the most part . We at least keep it 85% , 85% .

I'm going to ask you something .

Arizona .

Cardinals , I only got his ass whooped by his wife .

No , you know what ? No , for real , which one Didwell , didwell yeah , oh wow .

Why . I don't fucking know that . She seemed like she was a little bit intoxicated .

He lived in Paradise Valley , I'm assuming right . She beat his ass .

Police showed up Dang , then she wouldn't talk to him . My daughter's come to speak for me . I guess the daughter's a lawyer . She came in there . They didn't even bother the rest of them . She beat the man up . The man locked him in the closet . He walked through broken glass .

Feet all cut up and they got a game on Sunday . And they going to get their damn whip this time Exactly .

Who does the Cardinals play ?

The .

Falcons .

They should just let Kyler rest until next year .

No , they got to get trade bait , trade bait .

Oh , that's why I brought it he gone .

They're going to get his help .

No , they can't , nobody's going to take that contract .

Hey , I got somebody for y'all . Who the fuck ? They have $2 million , the Sean Watson Nope . Go ahead and take them From the Cleveland .

Browns ? Who the fuck going to take over $195 million ? The Cardinals or that nigga ?

That's like Cleveland , cleveland or the Sean Watson $200 or something . All guaranteed .

All guaranteed $200 or something they said he messed up guaranteed contract ?

They said no . What happened ? Did he get hurt ? No , yeah he did ? Yeah , he did . He's back playing now , but oh no .

Yeah , did it come up ?

No matter what happened . No , y'all want to hear something when I look it up there must know we in Arizona or something . But they jamming my signal . I'm going to look it up for real .

Internet to slow down . Yeah , I was like wow .

I was watching it on the news this morning , just there this morning .

Well , that just showed you ain't nothing pitch perfect .

You know people in glass house should have those thumbs .

Exactly . Look at that , see . You say you won and you lost .

Joe , what did it say ? It says the webpage and one other page are not responding . Wow .

So what they mean .

They don't want you to know oh okay , and I just put up Arizona Cardinals owner .

Yeah , that's what it is . Keep that Keep it hushed , they don't want nobody to know about it .

Hold on , you know what I got the signal right there I got the signal right there .

I went down yesterday and Cox going to have to do better than that .

I still got CenturyLink .

And I don't have no problems with it .

I have absolutely no problems . I know people talk about Cox Internet .

I don't have no problems with it . I used to have CenturyLink too , and I didn't have no problems .

Yeah , I don't have no problems . Do you have like Cox now ?

I have a rising that little box .

It's not around here . My boy has it in Ohio my friend Dave has it . He said he loved it .

Yeah , it ain't no problem for me 50 bucks .

Well , my neighbor has the T-Mobile one .

The T-Mobile one .

Yeah , he has the Verizon one . He says 50 bucks , he don't have no problems .

Well , mine is it was . It was it's 122 with my phone bill too , though .

Oh , okay , so that's the Internet at my phone bill . So I looked into it , but it's not around here yet and I was sitting up here like it . I always see the Verizon trucks and stuff , so maybe it'll come eventually .

It's just that little box , yeah .

Yeah , my boy big Pete got one Shout out to big Pete in Ohio .

So it wasn't Michael bid well .

Oh hell , who the fuck are you ? Oh there , jodyn got us again you said bid .

Well , I don't know , god damn it , I'm telling you .

Oh , jodyn got us again , so I'm with you Say it ain't no fact checking . That was the same . Yeah , we don't fact check .

You're coming on that , but guess what . All I can say is please don't sue us and please don't shut the podcast down .

You gotta keep saying it allegedly .

That's why you just want me Allegedly , allegedly , it was Bill bid well Jr , oh , it was his brother oh it was his brother .

Yeah , it's his brother . Don't blame me . Blame the news .

Anyone said it ? They probably just said bid well , you just said it soon .

They said go on the Cardinals owner .

Yeah , they done put his name out there . They threw him out there Because they had to do that Allegedly ?

Yeah , allegedly right , that's what they say . If I'm lying , I'm lying behind them , because we all know I don't lie . Could be a cover up .

Yeah , it could be .

I don't lie .

You know what I mean A bloody mess .

She look crazy as hell too .

She probably was drunk , as all get out too Cutting up Got that man walking on the last floor .

Man she up in there looking like Mara Simpson .

Yeah .

It's on TMZ Sports , that's it Holder what they say they two sheets to the wind . White girl wasted Too white , oh damn . Listen , now I'm gonna tell you what's funny , because when Joe told me this story I swear to God I'm just picturing in my head nighttime . Daytime and it it oh my lord .

Like you said we're day drinking to get you . Yeah , yeah , I've been there .

That's what she looked like oh my god , let me see , I'm surprised they rested . Yeah , so she did get arrested . Okay , well as I go she got booked at least yeah .

Wow sure sure like Trump , trump against it .

Real and still talking about I'm finna run for president .

He's making so bad we're gonna right pass all that like this . Joe , get going . I'm like you know , we don't even do that here .

Okay , we talked about the running for president I'm just talking about that a month ago went and got fingerprinted and walked out the motherfucker .

Oh yeah , he didn't even get a , ain't put them in jail or nothing . No , he walked out the same day . You know they're mad . Listen , that's crazy .

I mean .

Like all these people are here with money . Ain't nobody else wanting to step up and try and be the president ?

I come on money , money just power .

Oh no , there's money in it . Yeah , it's just , they just want that power .

So you got to understand all the ones that got elected . They already had money . You lose your first time you lose out , your first time you can run again .

You just can't do three .

No , I was impeached , at least once . They even got Clinton for them , so is that you said , bill .

Bill Bedwell Jr oh .

Junior . Yeah , it's this . Oh , so that's it . It's his son .

It's his son . Yeah , Bill Bedwell's .

That's the original Yep . Okay , and Michael and Bill Jr Are the . Are the kids ?

He's sitting there . He drunk too . He's sitting in the police car . They got glass in his foot .

Yeah right here , they even said it too . Ex-cartinals exec Bill Bedwell Jr .

Allegedly . Yeah , gotta make sure you put that out there .

Yeah , I gotta remember that Joden got us a few times . No , because we just go with it . He got us talking about one basketball player beating up on this chick . Oh , we talked about this for like five minutes . Had the name all wrong .

We . He turned himself in at them in last week . So there you go .

But no that , but we finally got who the right person was . See , I don't even remember , and I'm gonna say the wrong name again . I know it was it was a border .

Porter no , no , no that's what it was .

You kept saying Michael Bridges , he kept saying Michael Bridges . And it wasn't the kill bridges , it was a Malik , it wasn't Malik Bridges . Yeah , yeah , so we you know .

We wasting the time and effort trying to get some money .

I'm like man , just don't sue us right , please don't . Allegedly , everything is alleged . That's right job .

Yeah , but we ain't blow it up yet .

We blow up .

We're gonna be allegedly in Germany .

Maybe listen it over there , yeah .

Okay , what's up Germany ?

Yeah , shots out to Germany over there early this year . See , you should have , you should have , you were .

Been big time over like a this is free snitzel .

I'm . I don't even know what all that is , but I don't plan on going over there . I'm cool going to the leisure on the South side .

Oh .

Hey , joe , was talking about that earlier .

So I was having a conversation with the Uber driver on the way to the airport . Okay , he was like a lot of people moved to Germany because they actually pay . Like you have kids ? Yeah , they pay you , oh . Oh yeah , a lot of people move there . He's like this is the place to be . You want , if you have a family , germany's place to be ?

That's good sleepy time right there .

You know about five or six drinks and she had no time .

That's a big plane too . So you got another big international . I think it was like a 747 double decker . Now I want to double .

I looked up at first class I was like damn , you know the new first class , they got the with the little lay down , the lay down and stuff .

I thought I did shit . I thought that's what you was at .

I wish I was back there low class , yeah what was that Low class ?

What was that Soul playing Soul ?

playing Low class . I'm looking up there like they just shut the curtain .

Hey , how come people don't like soul playing ? Because .

I just thought , you just said that no , no , no .

I'm saying like how you know how we talking about spirit airlines , like really .

Well , no , I'm saying the real . The real , like the movie soul playing . You know how people say the film ? They say they don't , they didn't like the movie . I thought the movie was fantastic .

I thought it was fantastic , it was , it was what it was , it was , it was .

You know , you know , how do these movies All these movies that come out , everybody thinks they're supposed to win an Oscar .

I tell you what it launched a lot of careers . That movie , you have to think about it .

It did true story A lot of comedians . Yeah Well , Nick , it was a lot of them . A lot of them . You write about that .

Yeah , soul playing was Snoop , was the pilot ? Oh yeah , snoop , what's it ?

What's his name was the pilot to Godfrey .

Yeah , right , yeah , yeah , yeah that cat is hilarious . Yeah , that's crazy what was that . What was that old movie , that other airplane ?

movie oh from the airplane . Airplane , oh , from the 70s .

Yeah , airplane with um , now , that was like with Karim Abdul-Jabbar , that one , yeah .

And the ladies , like anybody , speak Jive .

Yeah , oh .

That's with Leslie Nilsson right .

Yeah , right .

I like him . That was Lady Stepup . She said I do .

Yeah , classic .

Hilarious . Yeah yeah , blood back on the backside . Yeah , time up . I got mad . I mean yo mama , I dug her up . Yeah , my mama ain't raised no dumb . That movie was hilarious , so they can't be mad at an old plane , exactly . Then they had the captions on the bottom telling you what they said .

They can't be mad at an old plane that shit was hilarious .

It was . It was . Then they tried to calm her down and everybody got in line and slapped shit out of her .

Oh yeah .

Joe Wood , remember the damn movie ?

Yeah , I'm sitting there thinking like damn man .

You think about some of these shows and movies back in the day . They were not PC .

And OJ , that's what a .

Nautberg OJ was on it . Yeah , nautberg , yeah , wow , no , they couldn't make it's Naked .

Gun . That's Naked Gun , oh yeah .

Oh , naked Gun was hilarious Well .

Naked Gun , and those are the same characters , right right , right , right right .

Nautberg was on there , yeah , yeah .

Yeah .

Naked .

Gun . That's the .

Wilson , that's funny and he remember .

Naked Gun 33 and the third .

Oh , the , what about the police academy ? Oh ?

those . Yeah , I used to like those .

That first one , the first one had me in stitches . I know I had watched that movie First , and the second one At least like 12 times yeah .

The second one went up that horse right . Was that the second one ?

I'm trying to think that was the second one they I've watched all of them , so I'm sitting there , yeah , because it kind of went downhill after the second yeah , after no I still liked them . I watched them .

Yeah , but when ?

I didn't . I didn't care too much for Bobcat , but you didn't like . I like Bobcat . I understand what the fuck he was saying .

Yeah , that's why I liked them . Then you had well , was it Winslow ? Michael Winslow ? Yeah , the sound effects .

Yeah , yeah , yeah , he was great .

No , but when that dude , when a mouser went up that horse , you remember that and he he got , he was on a bike or something and they went up the horse's ass . Oh okay . Then they saw him in the in the formation . I'm over the hair , all slipper yeah .

Oh hell no .

No but the black .

What's it what you say ? The black dude name was .

I think it was Michael Winslow , yeah .

Dude . I actually just saw a video about him doing music .

Oh really .

Yeah .

And I think he did one of .

he's one of the legends Zeppelin songs or whatever . He can sing a little bit and that dude he was talented . He was talented , you know he just I , just , I just saw it on YouTube .

I like to sit up there and make those , like those sound effects , oh my goodness , I know I was trying to practice after he was seeing that , yeah , you do . All right , you know I can't do it .

They make the helicopter sound and you the bullet sound , gun sound , everything he actually made all those . Yeah , that's making so bad .

I wonder like how old was he ? When he's just sat up there and black oh , I can make these damn sounds . I mean like was he a little kid or .

Right or boy or what .

Right .

Yeah .

You just sitting up here thinking like , damn , he's just sitting up there and he was probably messing with the teacher , Right ? He's like yeah .

Well , I had a friend . Oh no , everybody get down , they're shooting outside .

And this dude was sitting back here like , well , no math test today , right ? That's hilarious . Oh , what were you going to say ?

You had one out of a friend of mine . We call him J Bird . He passed on that but he used to do that in class like make goat sounds and shit Animal sounds , but the teacher writing on the board oh , that's what he was sitting there like . I know , I know he don't want to hurt that damn goat . Yeah , buddy .

What was anybody in the class clown ?

Everybody was a class clown . I'm sure I made seven , eight up .

Boy . I admit his school was off the chain with with knuckleheads .

So you was a class clown , Joe .

I was one of five to six .

Yeah , he was one of five .

Do y'all have a black teacher or a white teacher ?

We had a couple black ones , but most of them were white . Oh , that's why you can be a class clown ?

No , Are you you was cutting up in front of the black teachers .

Oh well , I mean .

I wasn't cutting up bags , man , my dad , my dad , what my ?

thing was you would . I would just say like fun , Like you did all your work for this stuff .

Oh , then you cut up , okay .

Oh , you know , it wasn't being like this rough .

It's just that you got to like . When I went to school , I had so many siblings that went before me and all the teachers taught the same shit , Right ? So ?

you got everything done anyway .

Yeah , pretty much . Even the punishments , like they will tell you like oh , you've been talking in class or making noises , so you write , I would not make talking class .

Those teacher didn't have a thousand times Right , we see the bag and pull out a thousand a month . No , teacher didn't have the paddle Right . Did y'all get the paddles ? Yeah , I had a paddle .

They didn't Okay .

Or they would put you outside .

Did you have a wooden ?

paddle Huh .

Oh yeah .

They would put you outside the room and teach you it you all . You hear a bunch of noise like , and they come back in the room crying .

I got it once .

I got a paddle one time in front of everybody , and then the principal's right in front of the class . I don't know what he did , but he probably ain't gonna do it no more .

Close it . I just got it once First grade .

First grade , I think I had .

We got a ball with two paddles .

I think I got it One . I was cutting in the lunch line . I was literally just the pizza . They are just cutting the lunch line and it was like nigga . I swear to God , that was seventh grade and then I think I got a paddle one in eighth grade . I think I got one .

I'm sitting there thinking about that Now I think I might sue . I think I got a paddle for cutting in the lunch line . I think I got one in nine and 10 .

Oh damn , I was like in the fifth , I was in the fifth , I think fifth grade , and the fifth and sixth grade , I think , yeah , y'all Memphis was in the sixth .

It seemed like a bunch of our paddles are coming like year you know , back to back year .

Seventh , eighth grade , you gotta think fifth , sixth grade . I thought Joe Clark was bad . That motherfucker we had , that motherfucker got a strap on his shoulder . He had a 30 on the other side .

What the hell he was in business , he wasn't playing with y'all and he said we don't suspend people here , kid .

Put them fingers on the wall .

Then the rulers , y'all . What about the rulers ?

I ain't do that .

Yeah , no we ain't y'all yeah I went to the student . They went straight jazz .

He did that too , yeah , I know I either had to stand in a corner or the teacher would draw a circle on the board and you had to put your nose in it .

Yeah , you just sit there .

Then I got to , and then you couldn't take your nose off the .

We got older and you know , I saw him when he was . I'd seen him when he was an old man . He said man , that was none but a starter pistol . Y'all thought it was real .

Oh , that's funny . But you would . You were a kid , you like man , you know you start thinking all the time .

It wasn't real son , it was just a starter pistol , right . But it worked though , didn't it ?

Yeah , it worked I could picture Joe in the bathroom . He come in there , joe singing fairies song . Let's hear the school song .

Joe Right right man fairies song Just a man .

And then we had one white teacher right . He wouldn't let you come in If your hand was nappy . He would make you go outside and comb it .

Wait , wait , wait . Please tell me it was a black teacher . No , he was white . Oh my God , white teacher no .

He said go out and comb your hair . They wouldn't be in the kitchen .

He come in here like that , going to comb your hair .

People coming there with their hair nappy .

Man we coming from recess . See , you had grass in your hair and all kinds of shit . He wouldn't let you in the room without a belt . You had to have a belt on . Yeah , they bought you a belt . I'm going to Mr Phil's room . They bought you a belt . Man , you ain't gonna give you a belt . I'm gonna see you the most of the day .

That was good . I had to go in there later , right .

But he would . All of you would have to go in there with your belt and your shirt tucked in . That was good .

That's good . I think that's the more good your shit's gotta be lined up in there .

Two of you walked in , All the boys . You checking the boys .

Oh , I'd have been fine In his class . A lot of schools . I made sure I was Right . You were just a guy . No , that's the thing .

Where I went to school in Texas , that's you had to wear at least a polo . Uh-huh , you had to have your shirt tucked in , right , that's short .

That was just his class , though . That was just that .

That was a school wide , you couldn't wear sports attire . None of that , wow . Damn you went to a private school .

No , what we didn't have school uniforms man .

No , it wasn't a school uniform , you just said polo .

You just said polo , y'all all had that polo shirt , y'all all had that polo shirt they want you to have on .

You can't be out here looking for raggedy . That school uniform . Y'all had school uniforms . Yes , we did In high school .

In high school we had to wear collared shirts . Uh , you couldn't have facial hair unless you was a senior . Oh wow .

No , I was a private school .

Okay .

I think now , uh , when a certain famous person got there , they would sit up in there with cornrows , right , and I was like , okay , so this cat on the cover of sports illustrator , he get to wear cornrows and everything . Uh-huh , we don't they telling us to cut your hair . You can't have facial hair . We didn't have collared shirts , what the hell .

They prefer them . But then back in the days they didn't really have pullovers like that , Everybody had collared shirts .

Yeah .

Butterfly collar was in baby .

I had a freshman , my freshman high school English teacher . He was so damn crazy . You had to have your pencil . You come in the class and nobody got no pencil . He would sharpen the pencils with a little knife and have a lead on the damn pencil like that and if you break it he was horrible , he would break out with a hair .

And remember the big fat pencils ? Yeah , it wasn't the number two pencil , but sometimes they have you with it . It was like a fatter , it was like blue or something You're like .

What the hell .

We're bad with shit . We reminiscing . I know , I know when I started school it went by eight colors in the cram box . Eight Damn Joe .

Yeah , no See he remember what I bet you . What about eight colors in the cram box ? We're no 24 , 12 , 36 .

No , I'm not excited . I do remember having eight of them .

I think I remember seeing If you have one of some green , yeah , first started . I was in yellow and put that shit together .

I do remember , I think , having like 64 .

Remember they had like 64? , and then they had the cram .

That was later .

That was later . That was later .

When I started I said three down .

Blue red black huh Eight . Red , green , blue , black brown , orange , yellow , white .

Listen , they just had the color spectrum .

The white cram was good for absolutely nothing . Not really , but it was in there . Why did they even make it ?

I don't know it was in there .

I don't know why they made the white cram . I know it wasn't no green , because you had to make green .

I remember having a green cram , orange and yellow .

Damn , make that shit .

God damn Joe Joe .

Yeah .

I know one , but like eight colors in them . I know what you're saying , that single .

Big old , that was about this big yeah , yeah , yeah . It was about this big Then it had the . Crayola , you talking about the big crayons .

He talking about the big ones .

The big ones with the head start . Oh yeah , the big ones , the head start and the ones that get a little kid he talking about them , motherfucker , the ones that get a little head start Damn .

Damn .

Can you let his head hold ? Little ones , Damn Joe . Hey , then you sitting out there .

Hey , you ain't hold the crayon like that . You know , when they did like that , you was like oh yeah , that nigga's remedial yeah .

I mean , that's the old one you were like , yeah , you weren't always really fucked up when they test you out . Right , you know how they test you out in the first

Hey , what did you all call ?

it .

Did you all call it special A ?

Hell yeah , it was special . A yeah , All schools are good school though Did you all have like a ? The special A kid got to high school next . They all like a mom , Because they took their time with them .

Right right .

But all the other classes you know , like using A that mother of a girl , they running , they off and running .

Yeah , you know .

And then if you fuck up an A in the semester , you can go back to B , you can go back up to A or you just have to yeah , next year .

Yeah , you finish it down in B , right so , but the B would be like fucking 60 , 70 pages behind A Damn , damn . And a textbook .

That's different .

Yeah , hell yeah .

That's different .

I'm serious , bro , that shit was crazy . And then went all the way up to like 8th grade At 8th B and C .

Right .

Damn , I was like . I don't even remember any of that , you just had just regular .

I remember a shit man . I mean , I know they had like the . I can't remember what I did yesterday . I can't remember that shit , Can't remember that shit back when you was young , oh yeah , we had a teacher that wouldn't let you count on your fingers . He'd beat your ass . He'd count on you , he'd get you counting and we'd count on your heads .

Hey , shit , I'll be sitting up here , I'll be sitting up here like this Under the desk God damn , how are you else supposed to count ?

You'd count on 4 minus 2 , and everything had to be where you had to hit your head and you had to be able to do it in

your head , that's how he's good at math , though , joe .

Good is here with math , but that's how they do that . You couldn't use your fingers . Everything had to be in your head .

That's just like over in Japan how they got to deal with those kids . They trained them kids and they be little as hell .

Hey , oh look , I just thought about something . Somebody put this on the group chat . They showed a kid in Japan and they were whatever you know . He was doing something on the iPad and there was a whole bunch of stuff going down and you saw a little kid doing it and there was like schools in Japan , right .

Right , literally , though literally .

I swear to goodness , man , is it crazy . Somebody put it on the group chat . I was like man .

They had them kids sitting at the table and them little babies , be three and four years old .

They learning stuff right now Right right right ?

Well , that's because over there the content of their TikTok is not allowed .

Right , it's not what we got .

No that ain't just China , though . Their content like our content the shit we see on TikTok . It's not allowed over there . Everything on their TikTok has to be educational .

And they're the one that made TikTok .

Exactly exactly .

They're laughing at us , man , it's just a ratchet brain .

America's been laughing stock .

We've been laughed at , you know , for a long time .

But we're still the world power . Right , but we're still the world power .

We're still on the news . Who's the world power , Joe ?

It's conspiracy , joe . That's what the news say , allegedly . The news say we're the world power .

but are we Uh-oh ? Break it down for me , joe .

I'm just saying Enlistment in the military is down by like what ? 20% . That's because military ain't allowed in nobody's hand , bullshit . They can't get nobody going there , motherfucker . Why do you want to go ? It's harder to get in the military , though , If you're a motherfucker . Take a motherfucker zombie , they'd be signed up .

Oh , what now ?

Army and Marines yeah .

They're forced to .

They're forced to look for gamers People that can fly drones and all that shit , gamers but they still want you to score a server .

That's what I'm telling my son to do .

They'll rib-rib-ribrigate .

He wanted to be a pilot .

He wanted to be a pilot .

You need to fly these drones .

That's what it's called Muffer Game . Never saw that . They got them guns . Still got shipping oil on it .

You can do a lot with them , man . Them drones now filming uh football practices , yeah . Because , like when we play Allegedly filming football .

No , no , no , no .

I'm saying no , no , I'm being for real , like when you're practicing look , they have .

Why you think y'all lost two years in a row your sideline . No , no , no , I ain't even talking about that .

I'm saying , if you're actually like practicing , if you're practicing you got the end zone copy oh yeah , I got it , yeah , so now , no , they got it over top now . Yeah , I know , uh , so you're sitting up here like what the hell ?

because you got different angles . Years ago some people started using them for Pop Warning Games .

They call it the wide copy and then now they doing it with the drone .

I'm like good , some of those drones just sit there for hours in there .

That's a real good one . Yeah , sit there for hours and then that's what's said . You know , lil .

And then you ain't even got to fly , you just let it sit there , yeah , y'all .

And when the battery comes , run down , it'll go up , it'll return and landing on the charger .

That's crazy . Wow , that's man who came up with this .

And if you , got one he's said to pay like $1,600 for it .

Oh , he got a real good one . I know Big Ray , he has some real good ones you can .

Because he brought it down there for like family union or whatever . And then he shot that bitch up in the air and it disappeared . You couldn't see .

Yeah , and he hit the button it came home and landed oh wow . God that's , man that's .

So do they got footage on there , like of what it ? Well , whatever , yeah .

Yeah , whatever you record , yeah , but he's probably just sitting up there getting different fend man , that's .

They got the ones that you can have it connected to your phone and just follow you , Like say you want a bike , yeah , yeah , yeah , some people do that like they own a bike or they , like you said , and then you come out your house , you run it down your street , yeah , like wherever you go , and the drone is just Follow you the whole time , and then you

Yeah right , watching Black and White TV . They go off Y'all watching .

Kung Fu . I bet you you never thought you'd go from party line to that .

Right .

On the date line chat .

Talk again . Yeah , you can get dates .

I'm leaving leaving voice messages .

But you got a party line , that's crazy , A party line .

yeah .

What you talking about . Joe Back in the day , they didn't have enough lines for the phone .

Yeah , so you just pick it up .

You had one line in the neighborhood , so you had to wait . And so your neighbor get off the phone , so you use the phone . I ain't got no party line you call them up and fuck it up , but you was a you just pick up and say , hey , man , I got a bunch of you . You need to get off the phone . Damn , I don't remember that . Hang up on her .

He's mostly out in the country , and then they hang up the phone , you know what I'm saying .

They call it a party line and eventually they went to private line .

Right , okay , damn no that is see .

Remember Bobby Brown said it on Mr Telephone man . Remember he said I ain't got no party line .

Yeah that shit was crazy .

That is crazy . And then you got your nose in the neighborhood picking up your shit , trying to enlist what you got to say .

You'd be like I'm talking about your nosey ass . You can hear him though .

Miss Barbara , you can pick up the phone . You can hear what's mine on it . Ah shit , somebody on the damn phone , man , what's it to say ? Nosey bastards .

Then you're there to go click and hang up , or that's when you sit up here .

You're talking about it .

You on the phone . You tell your chick you'd be like , hey , I'm going to call you about eight o'clock . I'm a hanger , I'm gonna call right back . Rinch , then she's supposed to call you back Cause then you know if her brother or her dad pick up , you know he ain't giving you the phone . He'd be like , see if he was witty like now .

So I can dig that ass out nigga . Allegedly .

Yeah .

See yeah just pay .

That man somebody say that shit to me . I ain't gonna hunt them , motherfucking down .

Yeah , what they say in a pair , fuck yeah , hey Joe . Say some shit like that to me . Say call bastard , so I don't hunt you down . I love that little girl .

live hey drag you out in the street and shoot you like a dog .

Can I speak to your daughter please , mr Joe ?

Yeah , Joe Shit .

I like your daughter , Mr Joe .

I know , I know they used to . I used to ride got boys . They used to give me that .

Look , joe like damn .

They used to come up and they got two .

No , but they . How was it when ?

they were in high school , the girls used to bring boys and dad , this is throwing them . You know he wants you meet . He wants to meet you . I'll be there , what's up . What's up . He'd be like how you doing . So what do you want ? You know , and that shit . But when it was in high school I was in pretty good shape . Then they were all fucking scared .

You gotta walk that heavy ?

Yeah , tell me , you gotta let them know . You know what I mean .

You don't go down the steps you go down the bleachers .

Boom , boom , boom . Make all that noise for no damn reason .

All that noise Right .

They don't know .

They don't know . They don't know .

You let them be , they will be . You be sitting up in the high school .

You be sitting up in the high school football game . I know I mean I was always on the field , but if we ever did go to another school game or something like that , you know kids nowadays they be cussing around .

They don't care about respecting . Oh , that's an older person .

I couldn't do that right now .

You gotta check them . Hey , man , watch your mouth dawg . Come on you can talk at you .

You can have them hurt somebody's job .

Yeah , yeah , they say like that . I tell them hey , you say something you might have to knock somebody's kid out . I tell them that's what I used to tell them Go get your parents , they can beat their ass .

You know For real .

I don't fight kids , but go get your mom and dad .

I beat both of their ass .

Hey , you got something they'll try you .

Don't let me get to the car .

Yeah , no , their kid's nowadays .

I just think it's like they don't have social skills . They don't , because they live like on the internet , so you can sit up here and you can puff your chest out and all that you know what killed our kids . We puffed our chest out like in person . Exactly . You know what killed our kids .

The Disney Channel . Oh my god , oh shit , you watch every Disney show with kids on the little .

Look every .

Disney got down . So I ever watched with them kids , them kids be talking shit to their parents , all that shit . I had to check them .

Give me an example .

Look at one of them .

Hannah Montana and all that sneaky .

Those are the girls .

My girls watch shit like that .

It actually started with that .

What really ?

happened with these kids . It actually started in about 95 . No , no , not 95 . 2000 is when it started , when they told the kids that your parents can't whoop you no more , and so they start telling them , kids , that and so those are those kids .

Yeah , you have rights .

Those are these kids right now that don't respect authority , don't respect police , they don't respect anybody . And so in these parents that will go up to the school because you said something to their kids those are these kids right now , at that era when they were like 4 or 5 years old Back then we're getting in trouble .

It's just like , oh okay .

No , now you can't even say nothing to them and then fixing different meals for the motherfuckers . Yeah , all of that , that's what I'm saying .

All of that , they ate one meal and if you hungry , sit down and eat . You know you want to be talking about . I don't want that . I don't want that .

If you go to the house right now , it'd be 4 motherfuckers in a half . This motherfucker have steak and eggs .

This motherfucker have macaroni and cheese . That motherfucker eat cereal .

This motherfucker drinking coffee .

Because they talking about they don't eat something .

They said they got to give you fucking food , but that's the thing they be like . Oh well , I have rights . Yeah , that part you ain't got . No rights You're going to get on rights to you 18 .

You don't get them there . And you can't even call the police to come and get them . No more , the police will come out and check out the scene and they leave . You know they used to take them . You know they take them on down to the movie .

One of my family members went through that and the police told her that you cannot change the locked on the house because the kids are minor .

Yeah , you used to get them out of there for a minute , but I don't know .

We were scared straight , we were scared , straight , you could tell us something we would get it right .

Her mama didn't tell us . She just pulled the cup off while you were sleeping .

Start beating your ass , you're right .

You be sleeping good too , boy . And I was saying , you know , a lot of times you know it coming , so you try to sleep with the shit , right up there . So you can have some kind of like recovery time before the belt come down on you .

Y'all don't get your ass whipped as a kid . You just like when I get older , I'm getting out of there .

Oh shit , I'm moving out of here . He got hit with the Kool-Aid spawn .

The spatula you did good you allowed the talk . No , no , no , that was after they left the room . Joe , you see that ?

Yeah , you're saying it to yourself , you're saying it to a sibling or something , thinking that shit , that's all I'm going to think .

I was just glad it was over with .

Like I'm going to run away .

If I run away .

That's funny . Of course we ain't running away , ain't nobody got nowhere to go ? See the nearest house was a mile away .

What the fuck you done got to do ?

I'm going to go to the bathroom . That's true .

That's man . That's man . Joe Joe got some different shit going on down there .

Going on down in Alabama . That was something different .

Go ahead and lay your goddamn stomach and bring it back .

I was just going to tell you See what line is it Then you going to come back , then you going to come back , then you going to come back , then you going to take a bag , go to bed , and then you cook Damn . That's cold blood , that's when she mad , when she make a mad shit . You made a mad one time .

You good , that's all it is too .

I remember having to sit at the table until my plate was done .

Oh , that means you had no problem with that . Oh , you're a hell . One of them , one of the different meals I hated peas .

I couldn't stand peas , do you like them now ?

or not , no , I still like them .

What kind of peas you talking about ?

Green peas .

I love black-eyed peas .

I'm talking about canned green peas . I can not eat them . I ain't never had them .

Never had green peas , can't green peas .

They had them in school , but you could just get them . Black-eyed peas , we ain't never had them shit like that .

I'm serious , Just like how people buy the corn , the peas and the canned and green beans and shit .

We ain't never had them . Shit like that , we ain't never had that .

I'm telling you , it's different .

I'll tell you , I'll be honest with you Canned peas , a lot of peas , Corn they pour right in there .

I did like cream stuff .

I like that shit .

Oh yeah , cream-style corn , I had that in .

I like corn Cakes and shit . We didn't have no fucking Stobok cakes . Mama , you make all that shit .

No , y'all probably had the your mama's was Joe .

Joe sound like the bougie one .

You're right , he said like , he said the bougie stuff , everything from scratch .

Everything from scratch .

They was pulling the shit out of them .

We been the field from we been like the had the Stofors to lean cuisine , to have bologna Bologna sandwich .

Well , you know , it was just me and my father , he'd go to work .

You can eat some cereal . Make yourself bologna sandwich . Don't open up the door .

Or , if you leave , go over to Miss .

Noby's house .

You gotta be that one . The bologna with the red , the red .

Yeah , I do remember , dave , my mom . She got the job , the really good one , and we were no food in the fridge . We opened that motherfucker up ten times in some appearing you never done that . Yeah , keep opening that motherfucker up and shitting this motherfucker .

Oh shit I ain't shooting an egg back there .

If you hungry , you gonna find something .

No , but I'm just saying those shit just started appearing in there . Yeah , egg right there .

And that's when you start making that sugar sandwiches . They got that egg salad sandwich there in our lives boy , yeah , and you put it into the little cinnamon bread . Or the uh . What is it ? The bread ? What's your uh ?

you know what I'm saying , but you put the butter .

Oh , oh , oh yeah , you put the butter in the thing you be like man , I'll make me about four slices of this Ketchup sandwich .

I'm good for the day , all of it . We take that .

I cannot eat any of it . You absolutely had to . We found two I don't think I can do this , and some mayonnaise nigga made about five sandwiches . God .

Y'all Serp sandwiches . Yeah , you got a bowl of them over there .

Put that bread , you lay it on . That thing made about five sandwiches .

He's not laying on that thing , Shit , I'm telling you though . Yeah , we lived in Memphis too . Shit , we was starving . They had to cook a pan of cornbread to be between 20 kids . You had to get your hand . Yeah , that was it . We had to struggle .

They cook a pan of cornbread .

We just mashed it all up and put buttermilk on it .

Shit , we had no buttermilk to put on it .

So I'm saying you better eat that down for a bread Sit down .

We had chicken . We had a count at the corner store .

Go down there and tell them man , let's get $2 . Yeah , till payday . You ain't from the hood , unless you got one of them . Our mama go down there , and that bill ran up to about $30 .

Because we done been going down there trying to get us a front , because we hungry . You know what I'm saying .

Yeah , I remember that we used to get off the bus . We used to get them dollar food stamp . Oh , yeah .

Yeah , hell , yeah we didn't need a book with them . We need a book with the five .

Going there getting a loaf of bread .

You write it down .

Where the bus dropped us off . My aunt Tump had a little convenience store , so me and my brother going there , she always give us a little bag of chips . She's like , oh , he wants some pigs feet .

But she was our auntie , right , uh-huh .

Little did I know . My grandfather was coming down here picking us up paying for her , who thought we was just getting stuff for free .

Oh yeah .

You don't need everything .

You don't need my family , my big red .

you know everybody's big red yeah big red is good .

Right there , boy .

I know right them soldiers hard to find .

Man , we should get them now . I get a goddamn can of pot of meat and crackers .

That too , oh yeah .

Oh , you do the hamburger . Remember , my father makes sometimes the hamburger and pork and beans , the little gula Shit . I am telling you they're good , don't ?

let all this shit go . Don't let all this shit fool you right now though We'll get them pork and beans and cut the half .

Here's the thing , though . See , that's the difference , because if you lose everything and you got to go back to that , oh , I was like shit , nigga , I'm going to be fine . It ain't like I ain't seen this before .

That's the thing . But see these kids . They never did this before .

They wouldn't know what to do Hell .

No , they're robbing month , they're robbing robbing somebody .

I'm a DR Because .

I need to go eat at Benny Hunters . Man you sitting here like that . Hey , is Benny Hunters good for first dates ?

Ha ha ha , we're going to go there .

Not according to the list Not according to the list who them females , is .

Oh you saw the list . I like the cheesecake .

That's some unrealistic shit . That's the 35 to 39 year old that's ridiculous , that's not even realistic .

And they did that seriously . No , but I'm good man .

You see , that same chick on that she backtracked because she got drug across the internet . She deserved to she backtracked now though . That one that was sitting there talking .

She didn't want to go on the cheesecake .

I was just . Hey . I bet you homeboy going to have three chicks showing up . If y'all went live on IG or whatever it is , I bet you he going to have three coming down .

I'll take her spot . People calling my job .

Oh wow , you got to be careful now going viral , because your life can go to change .

People calling my job and asking I be fired .

Oh wow , that's crazy , I think she made him laugh that shit up . Anybody calling him job , Anybody then she talking about the comments ?

I didn't know they could be so hateful . Get that shit out of all these restaurants .

Right right Now , because remember we talked about some that if remember we did , I did say Chipotle . But the only reason I said that I'm just going like first . Now , if you want to go there , there's nothing to matter with it , but I'm just going like if you are going for a first date .

But I'm in . I was going to say yeah .

That's food , but you got to understand . What kind of understanding do you and this person have for a first date ? That's the thing .

But even when they talk about like chilies and that was like what .

You got to understand . I go there for a lot of females , just 10th day Just want to eat .

That's the truth .

That is they just want to eat and they want to pay for it .

Once a life , a true story it's all of this .

And they'll go on a date with you just to get a meal . Yeah , you know she says no , like no , there's something Right , and she wants to go to like no boo or no , boo . Oh , she's 44 . We ain't going on a date , I'm so fucking rider . That's just not me so crystals .

Stupid that's stupid .

Yeah , you .

About four to five . They know you , you don't need to do all that . You know what I mean yeah , we go sit down the damn parking Talk , we go get some damn coffee . You know what I mean . They was funny because coffee was even on there it was , it was .

And these girls are serious , though that's what's sad . They serious , yeah , they serious about what they're saying . No boo Right .

You got to work your way up to that , yeah .

Or work your way down .

I don't know , I don't know , I don't know . Suck it , bitch , really , really .

Is this what we doing ? Allegedly , allegedly .

Oh man , I knew it was going to start crawling eventually , we had to get that .

We had to get this .

I know I went on a date from the internet once .

Oh , you had an internet date .

Man , that motherfucker wanted to go to Westgate . You know me , I'm kind of 50 anyway , so I'm going to Westgate . I'm thinking to myself shit , this motherfucker going to try to get me $8,000 .

No , she is , and I'm simple and you can read .

You can read when the motherfucker's like it was like why you want to go here .

So you cool with like let's hit Applebee , so let's hit

Let me just yeah , but the thing is , though , you know right out the back when y'all ain't into each other .

Why you still want to go out .

Yeah you're right .

Why you still want to go out and get drunk .

You know y'all ain't into each other , though you know me . Right , am I trying to eat or am I trying to get to know this ?

Right .

It's my thing . You know what I'm saying .

Exactly . I don't know , I'm just different .

I don't know . Like I said , you're grown , I don't know , you say we ain't winning on more internet dates yeah .

I didn't have that .

Some chicks .

I swear to God they probably just be on there , like , just like .

OK , I'm hungry , I want to get some fun . They do , they do , you see it . You see it in the club , though , like if I go to the club , how you going to go to the club and fight out they expecting something and then wait for them .

But then you ordering drinks , right you ?

want to pay for yourself .

You don't even drink . And then now you ordering a $50 shot of what you mean .

Oh my , my friend want to drink that .

I don't know , your motherfucking friend , that part them , them chicks . They trying to pick you , they trying to pick them .

Yeah , I buy you a drink , yeah . My friend , I ain't buying you but one .

Shit . I buy you a drink . What ? What we doing , how you doing what ?

you drinking . You know what I mean . Yeah , yeah . But then they sit up here and they look at you with a yeah , yeah , with the old , the squinty face Like the stink face . Yeah you're like , wait , wait , hold on . He said the stink face . I mean , hey , I think my love is valuable .

Right .

You know Some over there .

They don't think like that , but the thing is , though , I think , like your boy said , they didn't devalue the man to the point where all we is just to pay for shit . I mean for nothing else .

Oh yeah , I mean , guys are natural providers , but we shouldn't be looked at that way .

That's what I'm saying . We are reduced to that and that's it . Just live with it , god damn it .

That's what it is .

I don't even fuck who you meet . They can want you to pay for these .

But the truth of the matter is this with this right here , so a lot of these chicks too . Ok , they got that mentality . Ok , if you finna pay , they already have the mentality . Oh , he trying to fuck . Ok , we just going to put it out there he trying to fuck . And in her mind , she already knowing that she going to fuck him .

It is what the mentality of somebody is Right , like you got to pay the play . Exactly , you got to pay the play .

So that is the mentality . I didn't say that Can .

I ask you a question . The woman wanted to though right . In five minutes you will know if you're going to have sex with that man . Absolutely .

A woman wouldn't know that I'm slow Say that yeah , because it's started dinner , but they want to try they high-mow .

It's started dinner . I'll just give you the money you know , that shit here , who knows ?

within five minutes , then she can go , I go through the motion . If you just say it right , look you going to get the ad . Ok , god damn , we going to be in a hundred minutes Exactly .

Exactly . Tell me a front the women .

they want to play . They want to play high value , though , like they high value .

We go to Cheesecake Factory , two-part yeah .

You going to tell me a front , like you said a front , you going to get the ad though , Shit . Maybe we could go somewhere else . Hell yeah , Can I shout hey ?

hey , hey , can I shout ?

No , I'm a good guy , how many times have you guys spent $200 on a meal and they ?

ain't got nothing , they ain't got nothing .

True story , that's what you said in that period . You be like oh , I'm running to the ATM .

You can't play yourself either , thinking that that's what you finna , get yeah .

Some of the men have just fucked up and that's what I'm saying .

A lot of them are .

A lot of them are , but you know .

But the thing is , as a man , you know you are your lead .

Absolutely .

Absolutely , you know it . You know it's levels to this shit . Absolutely , you know it's levels to this shit . If you been getting low on hanging fruit all your life , nigga , you ain't gonna get no 10 off the internet .

That part like but they fall for it . They fall for it , joe , they fall for it , the 10 .

It's just like nigga get caught with the setup . Like you know what I mean . Like oh , yeah , yeah , yeah , you know , let's go back to me and it'll be a setup . The wife can set them up with some shit . Right right , right right you know that , bitch at your league , yeah .

Ha , ha , ha ha . The guys are gullible , though they be thinking .

You know though .

That's when you calling all your boys hey man this is just sad . I think I got me one .

Ha , ha , ha ha . You know what I mean .

Hey , I've been skeptical .

I've been like hey , you know what ? You know ? I ain't never had nobody look good as you . Why is it so hot ? This is kind of scary Out of the blue . Like yeah , I've been watching you all night . God damn you too cute for me .

See , she probably sitting up there the whole time

like , yeah , I'm about to soak his pockets dry Right you got to be aware , because females , I'll tell you , they gutter too . They be on this shit , some of them .

But you got to know , but you , as a man , you got to know .

You got to know what you do , Jones Right .

It's just like I'm going to say it . It's just like just say it for a second , but you go get a damn hooker right .

Okay .

You know God damn well , hooker ain't got no dental plan . You know she , the police , you know what I mean . Like this motherfucker got a beautiful smile and shit . I don't pearl it white , right right right , you know . God damn . And she walking the street and you look at her . Teach her like buying horses .

Look at the motherfucker teaching like shit .

No , baby , you , the police , keep moving . You know what I mean . It is what it is . There's levels to the shit , right , right and people . As soon as we realize that you ain't a teen and you ain't going to get no teens , right Women , the same way , they think they tens .

I let you send a pair of like oh , I'm going to get me somebody to play for the sons or for the cart . Knows her ? Real talk , real talk . You send a pair of like this .

And that's a whole other show . Right there , them damn sports figures and fucked up everything .

I'm telling you it's like remember Samor .

Yeah .

Samor , remember that one . She said I like who the fuck like me , Literally .

Yeah , real talk yeah .

You like me , huh , Nick , I like you back . Oh , that's hilarious man .

But it's like say it levels to it and then when you realize that , like I said , a lot of women be like you know I want somebody on my level , but you don't know what level you on . So how are you going to know what level you on ? How are you going to be fine ? Somebody on your level , on your level . True story .

Yeah .

That is true . And then you know a lot of people get judged the judgement on to this y'all that nigga ain't on my level but you don't know what level that nigga on . What is the level ?

That one , that is , that's true I rolled up in my Sanford Sun truck .

That big moment in all that yeah .

That's right , that's what I was like . Don't judge a book by its cover .

Yeah , exactly , never judge a book by its cover man , but she had the same time . Once they found out they wanted to tee he in front of you then .

Yeah , yeah , yeah , that's what they did .

That's exactly that part . No , that's weekend you was out of me .

Now you want to tee he in my fucking yeah , yeah , now you trying to get in that pocket . You said tee he Gritty grubbers . Oh man , well , shit , hey , why don't we appreciate it ?

Yes , yes yes , you know you're welcome . Whenever it was fun , it was interesting

See we always we always enjoy having the uh a female perspective just because it's mainly because , but you know a lot of times I'm not going to say we don't beat up . We don't beat up female , mainly because of me .

And if you do , I'm for it . I'm here for it because I got smoked .

No , no that , but that's what I'm saying , because it's normally just all guys . And then we'll have uh , we had a young lady that joins the show from time to time . Uh , our home girl , yolanda , okay , uh , she sits , she sits in from time to time . So , when we had them , so it's always good to have that female perspective , so right .

Good .

Hey .

I get that .

The killers on Netflix is out Okay .

Uh , Marvel's out there .

Marvel's is out . And I gotta tell you I have been watching a lot of uh . I've been off this whole week anyway , I've been watching a whole bunch of movies on to be and you know what got me watching them . Remember when we was watching with uh , when uh Shara when you're all was in the percent , like , oh , he don't watch .

But I don't really watch too much because it got down commercial .

Oh see , I don't even mind that they longer than the movies , cause I I'm going to tell you right now , real quick , I'm watching sinister assistant . Now I had to uh , my bike was in the shop so I had to go pick it up , so I stopped it with like 20 minutes left . I swear to God , I can't wait to see the ending .

I tell you what it's on to be , to be to be has some really good kung fu movies on it .

Do they ? Okay , I'm not to check it out , check them out , they come out . So support Netflix to be go watch Marvel's and let's think one again , for you know she is doing that for her , right there . All right , I'm out .

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