Reunited And It Feels So Good!

Oh yeah .

It's been a minute since we had a full house . Huh , that's right .

Revit on the rocket .

That was a good last Everybody's here Crowd . Welcome to the Nobody's Talking podcast . We was off I Heart Radio for a few days . I found out what I don't know how . They owe us some money . Well , I went and looked . We know it . We back on now . They owe us some money . Oh , I didn't . So anyway you can listen to us on I Heart Radio Spotify .

Heisman . So how did it work ? They just come to your house and take it back ?

I have absolutely no idea , but they need to give . Reggie Bush , his Heisman , all right come on , we're going to go ahead . All right , I'm Boscope , this is .

Blaze , I'm sure they just say , hey , we going to need that back from your dog . He was like , oh , I don't want to do this shit .

Oh , fuck that , I can't .

Because now , because he don't get to vote for the Heisman , he need all that back .

You can give him over to the first place and a public apology .

Hey , all I'm saying is I watched a few episodes of Netflix . I did watch Harley Shane too . Okay , but go ahead . Sit next to Sterling is an age and spirit of football .

Baby Alabama Joe , when I know football season to my left .

you know , you know , it is silky Right Ladies .

AKA Sterling .

Hey your girl .

Ben , my Joe , I'm just Boscope , that's right , your girl back on the market .

The chocolate boy wonder which one .

Oh , brittany , hell yeah , brittany , brittany Spears , let's get into it Back on the market . What's all plies dog .

Plies , funny hey .

Plies is a lyric . Shout out to Plies . He said he ready to go to Pound Town Baby .

He's been talking about Brittany for at least a good two months Because he , like you know , she got she wear them low ride panties , like what , hey ? What does she get these panties for ? She be wearing all these videos , man , hey .

Plies got it out there .

She , she went wild , she got , broke away from her dad . Hey he was the only thing keeping the same .

I didn't , I didn't hear some crazy stories . If you look up Tim Z .

I think man she .

Brittany , just just a while . She's just wild .

She's just like fuck it .

Hey , she a Looney Tunes Everybody knows she a Looney Tunes .

She like it's cool .

He told Brittany Spears to send me a sign .

Oh that was Plies said Plies , plies . He said he , hey , come on , the Pound Town , brittany , brittany .

I got audio right here . Come on down to AZ baby .

Hey , that's on what Plies IG ?

Yeah .

Shout out to Plies . Plies is IG or Twitter or whatever , just Google Plies . I'm sure his affinity for Brittany Spears is going to show . I just know when he said come on Brittany , he said come on the Pound Town , he's trying to wear out the white box . That's crazy , I ain't mad at him . I ain't even . They're not really married .

They were married . They get a common law divorce then .

They get a divorce . They say divorce on the media .

I think they're probably working out a settlement . He said the same thing when he said that was one of the best divorce announcements I've ever seen . He won no bitterness in his voice . He was like y'all trying to say it . He said shit happens . We're going to keep it away with respect . No , shit happens .

I was bitter , goddammit .

You was bitter .

He got damn right , I was vested .

That's retirement ?

I don't mean to shout like Carl .

Hocken . But goddammit , that's retirement . I was vested , we talked about it , I was past my five year investment .

You know what I ?

mean .

You got to keep the wheels on the wagon , now the wheels on the bus go round and round . You need to go find Brittany .

I was ready to ride that on out to the 2030s Payment plan . I ain't trying to leave nobody . I wasn't trying to leave at all , but they had other ideas . Women , women got other ideas . We don't ever have a woman to defend themselves . Fuck it .

Ladies , if you want to come , nobody's talking podcast , trust me .

You are welcome .

We should not send a shout out to our female member , yo Yo , she ain't missing an action .

No , she ain't missing that , that motherfucker , at every concert they've ever been in Phoenix . She don't give a fuck what it is . She got damn motherfucking blue face . Got damn Garf Brooks , she that it don't make a motherfucking difference .

I don't love music , she said that motherfucker be at blue face .

Shit . You be at Garf Brooks . You know how it is when you get old . You miss the songs . You miss the songs .

You probably there at Garf Brooks , we're Christiane at . Ain't that blue face chicks ?

man .

Christiane , I thought you Christiane . You missing the two Shit .

Hold her Garf Brooks Blue faces next week .

He said she just be buying tickets . To be buying tickets .

Look at her shit . I tried to follow .

No , no , she got .

I remember she told me one time she said she has like some type of like she has snapchat .

Whatever you know the past , okay , whatever .

Pay like so much and then you get to go . They do have a veterans thing that you can get cheap tickets for veterans they donated to you . You're paying like eight , 10 bucks with them .

Well , you're veterans For certain concerts or it's not for everything .

Damn near .

I'm not going to go .

Put it out there . No , no , no you have to be a veteran , I know , but you got to sign up on this website . Yeah , what's the ?

website .

Ain't signed up .

They told me you can't cancel . If you cancel one , if you buy the tickets , you can't , you got to pick them up . You know , you can't just say I can't come .

Oh , okay , so you don't have to do everything , but you got to do it . So whenever you do it , you have to say Beyonce's coming to stay far .

Yeah , but what it is ?

It don't matter .

What happens is is that whatever concert come to town you type it in , or whatever people if they donated tickets to that , that fun . Oh , right right right , Then you apply for them . You have many you need and you get them . Oh see , that's good . Because they all donated tickets and then they probably give you like a little processing for yours .

Yeah , so you can get them fees . Oh man , yeah , don't .

Speaking of fees , god damn it . I'm a day right now . I would never , ever , ever fly spirit airlines again . Man , I thought people lying on the motherfuckers . Man , the motherfuckers ain't no joke , oh spirit .

They got cheap planes with high prices . Good little potato . They'll say oh okay , we'll give you this ticket for $109 . Right , but then if you got to carry on , that's like $40 . You got to bag you and put under the plane , that's like another $70 .

You look up that $109 ticket $300 ticket and then they throw it for water .

They don't get everything you get . On that .

You know how like you get on the plane and say , hey , you want to tell them that shit on spirit , that's $5 . I'm a little shit tonight . And then they , then they , then they , they . Then you got to buy the seat .

Don't get no connecting flight .

Hey , didn't spirit merge with somebody who did , I hope not Frontier .

Frontier is about the same way , frontier . Oh , you know what ? That's what I did . I did .

Okay , look , two times Flu frontier One . One time was magnificent Chickshaws are all we're going to put you right here . That's how they have space and everything . No , this is all just for fun . No , this is all just for free . Could , be In an excellent way .

Say man still , it ain't shape good or nothing . Get no free shit .

No , I'm just saying , I'm just no front .

No frontier .

We can't . We're going to take that land now .

We ain't taking shit like that .

Motherfucker . I'll just call those facts . Listen now , you hear that hey wait , wait , wait what you just said . Maybe I got them because you know I had no .

No , but let me tell you then I went the second time . Oh my God , it was the worst ever .

I should have let off with that one .

I should have let off with that one . Now I got to lead off with the good story to bring a man , so then I tell them the best one .

Listen to it and they phone die and all they heard the good shit . They don't fucking pioneer and spirit and shit .

And then they end up stuck down in .

Houston Cause the mother fuckers .

So I just flew frontier a couple of weeks ago . I had to take a day trip . Man , they hit you with everything . So I just had a backpack . Right , you're allowed one . No , you're allowed one item . But it got a fit in the bin , a certain thing . They got the carry on bin and then they got the personal item .

They put that on like in the like the . That item , that one item to have right or laptop case .

So really they checking people as they go on yeah .

If you get to the gate with that bitch , you got to do with a backpack .

You don't pay for it up front . It's $100 . It's $100 . So , so , luckily , because it's our people , my bag was a little bigger than the bin Right , she's like okay , you can go , Dude white beauty for me .

Hey , no , no , they will stop .

They will stop black people though . But if it's excessive , my one excessive .

Right , I had a kid .

Because I had a regular backpack . I'm sure you had like a laptop and all you know .

Yeah , I had my laptop stuff , yeah , yeah , and I took Well .

I'm gonna say this Just in case .

This big heifer must have been having a bad day , that's all I gotta tell you . You didn't smile for a joke , man , that big motherfucker , listen , man got attitude with me and everything .

I don't think she had a bad day . I just think when the goddamn it . They got on with someone who was having a good day Because they're motherfuckers charging for everything . I'm just saying , if they ain't your little , you better have a clutch . I said it too . You don't never start bigger than a clutch they like oh yeah , so I'm going through the gate .

That's crazy . Literally she's just go check it , go check it , every other person Go check it , and if they make me check . She's like oh , let me see your back . Oh you good yeah .

I was see Fuck y'all Fuck y'all Fuck y'all .

I'm fucking telling you a hundred dollars .

goddamn it , your backpack was too big A hundred goddamn dollars your backpack was too big when I drove to U-Haul for my baby mama to go back

Nigger , I know what you got to do you just got to get all your clothes and put them on at one time . Hey , walk through the month .

Somebody did that . I mean , I never saw it , but I heard and put on five pants , five shirts .

I could wear like two shirts and I could just wear them underwear .

Hey , if you look that story up , I guarantee to pop up they said the lady she put on all her stuff and your ass is blown up .

You won't have to pay that goddamn fee .

That's hard , but ended up flying back southwest so it wouldn't even matter . I started to throw my shit away .

Hey , you see the Southwest though . Oh they price . It went up to the engine . I don't know what flight it was , but the engine called on fire .

Check this . If I want to see , I look at the jet that I'm supposed to be flying on . If that motherfucker is a 737-800 max , I change the flight Because I ain't going . Because every time I've ever heard . When Bowen came out with them 800 maxes , them number ones , they was testing and then they was just falling out the sky for no good damn reason .

I'm like , yeah , you know , the average person ain't going to do that . Oh fuck .

I ain't going to have to be average , but when we flew I read too much . I'd be scared .

I'm just saying like it is . That's what my thing is like .

Got on the wrong flight today . When I first started flying , I always was on .

I was always on an MD80 . I don't know why . Every damn time I had them little MD80s and shit . Remember they had them ? Motherfuckers everywhere , yep , and that's what I was on .

So my man was like you just fly a fucking American . You don't have to worry about this problem . You get on air buses .

I fly American all the time , but I'd fly Southwest .

Then I remember I had to fly into Yuma one time . They had them . Sky West had the damn prop plane .

Oh , is that the ones with the propellers ? Yeah man , that motherfucker must have this motherfucker must have .

I don't know why my problem with ?

them Every bird in the sky , though .

They're motherfuckers . They don't want to get off the ground .

First off .

If I could see everything clearly on the ground , I'm like this is just those things .

I think I was on one of them , propeller planes one time . I think I might have been coming back , coming back from Vegas or something . I just closed my eyes . Next thing , you know , we was in Phoenix .

I was like , ok , I don't think I've ever been on the plane Ever again , because I flew from Atlanta to Queens With the propellers . Yeah .

So I had to fly to Atlanta to St Louis and from St Louis to Quincy and I thought we were going to hit like six trees .

I'm like this is just the shit . That's why I had a system . What I do is I go get fucked up the night before .

So you just show up drunk .

I show up drunk and I go right to sleep . I'll be asleep for that , trying to get off the ground . I don't know if I'm sleeping . But , the only problem with that is I always been in a seat next to a motherfucking tight-sized man . Now , when I wake up , we in each other's arms .

The auto exchange numbers .

We're sitting in that motherfucker like this . He's fucking like that .

So I never get in the middle seat , but it's a customary to allow the person in the middle seat both armrests .

Yeah , who gets ?

the armrests .

Fuck that .

They say the person in the middle gets the armrests it just that it don't matter what seat I'm in Like the aisle seat , you got the one to the right . The aisle seat . The lady always hit me with the cart .

Yeah , that's why I don't like sitting on the aisle . You know my shoulder's kind of big .

Man , every time I turn around , somebody got to go to the bathroom knocking me up Soon as I get sleep . Good , somebody hit me .

Yeah , yeah , yeah . Well , it's funny because when I just flew , went to my seat and I always book a window seat because I never have to go to the bathroom . So I walk up to my seat and there's a woman in the middle seat and her son in the in my seat . He's 12 . So I look oh well , that's supposed to be my seat , ac .

Let me out of here . Exactly , your ass got out of here Exactly , I sat there .

I'm sorry your kid got to go I sat there and she was .

I was just being nice , I'm like as long as I'm not in the middle . But as we got going , people going by she said , oh , I see why you want the window seat , because people you know it was bumping me and stuff . She said I'm like that's fine , I'm just going to let her .

I didn't tell them soon as he got to go pee . I got to be right there , you wouldn't have to get up to go pee I don't walk on the plane like that .

You got to go , though you been cold , you're right over , remember they , like I , can't even move your feet , lose your seat . I ain't going to sit on the floor . I got to .

I'm like this .

I had to get on this fire time to hope that this window seat opened up . Opened up , I chose it . Your ass is to slide .

Yeah , man , you have to pay extra for the window seat . Now the window seat , and they got them exit rows . I don't mind being an exit row though , because they got leg room and shit you can't , but you can't throw your bags under nothing , so that's the only thing . And then they want to know if you're going to be able to open that damn door or not .

They have to win the kids . They have to win the kids .

That's crazy Shit . I pull that door . I'll be the first one out that bitch .

Jumping on the . I don't mind sitting out , unless there's a shark in the water . I don't even mind the middle , I'm just one of the ones .

Just get me there , I've been in the middle . It's always my fucking big birth on this side .

Just get me there . Then I'm like this I know that's what I'm saying .

The middle should get the no , I've been lucky . It don't matter about the rest .

Because usually they're too big motherfuckers .

You be sitting like this . I'll be your arm around .

You all scrunched up just so they ain't touching on you and shit .

So I'm about to get on this frontier flight and there's some big dudes sitting in the lobby .

And you said please don't be next to me , Please don't be next to me .

I got lucky though .

No , I've been . I've never been , I've never been to anybody I've been sitting next to the baby .

I've been next to a baby , a dog , all that shit .

I mean I'm coming over next to babies they don't bother me with , they know it . It's just they don't give a fuck . So they're trying to touch you and I'll be like you know , I don't know people . People don't be wanting you to touch that kid .

So the recent story I saw where a woman or son was just screaming the entire , just peak screaming entire flight and so people on the baby . Ok , about two , three , whatever .

Oh yeah , no , you got to shut up right there .

Tire flight so people was complaining this child and so someone had posted the video . I would have been so mad .

I'm talking about when you , when I say screaming , screaming the entire flight I'd been in my bag and say hey , you want some candy ? Get that motherfucker a gummy .

Come on , that's all .

Oh yeah , that's a real one as a parent .

Oh , OK .

Hey , you want some gummies . Be like damn , no , gummy bears got them all nice and well . Be that

She was sick , so she was cranky and so she was crying and it's like you really shut her up now . I usually are very nice . I first . I don't even talk that much to other people . Yeah , I'm like bitch , she paid for this seat because I had to buy her a seat . At that point she's like too you know , it's a lap baby .

I paid for one hundred fifty dollars for a seat . She could pee in that money . She can clean it .

We were from California to Chicago .

Let me , let me have my baby , that's a nice ride .

Three years old , she can pee in that bitch .

That's a nice ride right there .

Then I go to bathroom .

Now , be right there , you pay for that , but you talk about these fights though these the best fights are international flights them are so smooth so smooth .

Yeah , they so fucking long bro . They have to be .

Yeah , yeah , yeah .

Oh , no , nobody would go they bring your food .

Yeah , yeah , it's nice , I'm like man , this is night and day . Yeah , all types of things From like going .

Man .

I'm just saying the domestic flight used to be , you know , mirroring like these , get a lick of vouchers and shit Boy , it was beautiful .

Now it's just like hey , you know what I'm saying , what is it Alita Adams ?

get get here , If you can I like the domestic flights now . He on the , he on the plane .

He let me get your drink . Southwest used to get them liquor vouchers and shit .

Oh , yes , I was .

Man , you should follow that tab . All this is like having food stamps . Get that motherfucker one for a goddamn jacket coat . Keep them coming , baby . Keep pulling them stamps out of there . Shit man , I'm telling you . I just like to fly . That . Northwest was good at that too , when they was .

Oh yeah , I remember Northwest .

Because we used to fly Northwest into .

Memphis and remember TWA yeah yeah , man . That's back in the day , boy .

That's when they was . They was cranking on , like you know . I remember when she , when they smoke on the motherfucker , oh , on the fight , yeah , yeah .

Yeah , yeah , I strayed and everything , but remember when used to be to go straight , like if grandma was flying . You can take grandma straight , you can take her on the plane .

Then just leave that . Yeah , yeah , you still can't . You got to pray that road and wheelchair or you got to do . I'm saying it's all special stuff . No , I ain't talking about special stuff .

I'm talking about no , Remember yeah , you just go and watch the plane take off .

Watch the plane take off or walk all the way .

Put my kid on there . You have to get a pad . Yes , you're not right , you got to get all that no this is you know , I'm talking about you . No , go to the airport part and walk up to the gate with them .

Y'all . You need one ticket .

You can do that with your kid , like because we're with her daughter . We didn't have to get a pass , you didn't have to pay an extra price .

You know how you used to on someone you got to pay an extra price , but if your child is over 12 in Southwest .

You don't have to do that . They can . They call them younger adults at that point , but you can still escort them to the plane .

Yeah , yeah , there was under minor , undercourt , undercourt , minor they want that to us .

You're 150 . That's crazy .

Undercourt minor . Yeah , they ain't taking up no extra space , hell no .

No , they walk them they make sure they get to the gate or they have to change planes . They make sure they can on the right plane .

I can do that , so I guess at Southwest at 12, .

They decide well , they can do that shit by themselves .

Joe Messrom be like sounds of freedom . Nice , no , naked on you , burnt on you . We ain't talking about that shit .

I didn't see any of it .

No , I wouldn't talk about it if you seen it Fuck that movie . Oh , you didn't like it , fuck that movie .

Talk about it , joe . Hey , joe , joe , what's going ?

on . I called Bosco .

I said , man , I wouldn't recommend nobody watch that shit hey hey , hey , hey , bosco recommended it no I know I recommended it .

Because he recommended it , oh you recommended it .

No , I didn't , no , I didn't no , I didn't , no , I didn't .

No , I said it was coming out . Oh , okay .

Like I said it would like whenever you know , I saw the freedom through the movie . Somebody told me watch that shit and I watched it .

And see , that's what I don't recommend None , nobody watched it . So now I'm watching it because you watched it , because Joe watched it .

I'm just saying hey , I gotta see it . It's not going to affect you when it affect the moment person , because you got cats , because these like . So if you got kids it's going to really affect you .

If I take your cat , you just go get another one . No , hey , well , shit , the coyotes . A couple coyotes took a couple of them , they're just live .

And you went and got another one , so they just show up . You don't have to bite on cats , you want a cat , you cut them out of my neighborhood .

That's a bunch of them . Yeah , you can catch them up . They use my whole yard as a little box .

People love they cats , these motherfuckers where I live they was bringing . They came to the dove with a sign on it and the sign told $200 . If you just tell us you've seen these motherfuckers from where abouts .

Like . I saw them around the corner and gave them my money .

Yeah , hell , yeah , I bring I . You know you can sit up here and look at the sign , man , and you'd be like , oh , this look like Mr .

Whiskers right here . You're gonna tell my my walk away from cat .

Can you just put it there ? Yeah , have you been sitting over there ?

I'm like I hope you're running the garage . I'm gonna shut his ass in and call A-Bro . You will never guess what happened , this little motherfucker show it up . I'm gonna get him .

I'm gonna look up on Craigslist or something and you know , look up like wait this , look like Mr Whiskers and be like hey , you giving these away for free , right , I'm just gonna go get them , but I ain't man here I found Mr Whiskers , for you Been to panting , motherfucking die coming off of him and shit . Like gave my $200 .

You get a good home . No .

Nobody that that that .

No , I heard it , it's been , it's been a thing .

It's a true , it's supposed to be a true story . Based on a true story ? Yeah , based on a true story . No it actually showed the guy . Yeah , yeah , the actual guy Right .

I'm watching it now . I saw the previews and it looks sad . What's ?

this movie about .

You don't want to know , just let it ride , bro . It's about like truck trafficking , yeah .

Like kid trafficking . Kid trafficking yeah .

Let it ride .

Yeah , you got babies .

Yeah , I have another one .

Oh , y'all got babies Number 10 ?

God damn .

I thought you just had a little boy .

Now this is a , this is the resident nigger right here , though .

We didn't already deal with that Real raw nigger right there . Yeah , that's his title on here .

He's official Young meek to mate .

That's your AKA right there , man hell , no AKA .

Meek to mate AKA should have pulled out AKA .

I'm coming to these bitches , all of them .

I don't even pull out shit . I didn't try to pull out so many times .

I realized you gotta do it , fuck it . I got some kids that I didn't know . This is fucked up . I looked at the whole place like bitch .

There's no way I did not come in here . I was moved , fuck out they don't work that way , man . Next , thing , you know that DNA show up and I huh .

That's why you .

That little pre-con she happens . That's how I do it . You should do it .

I ain't on that way . If it comes , I ain't got nothing to do . Just name them off of Andy D Frans . Oh my , that motherfucker swam through . God damn , he put the shit in . What do you ?

got to go that is my fucking way , just like .

Andy D Frans .

That's a motherfucker's short-shade redemption reference for your ass man .

I'm done with you , joe . I'm done , I'm done , I'm done , I'm done , I'm done , I'm done , I'm done , I'm done .

That was real good . That was real good .

It's been the first time the whole crew been together in a minute .

I was just telling you man , joking jet set you been gone . You been gone . He ain't got to pull out . Tell him he ain't got to pull out . I ain't got prison .

He's gone , stay in , and if you make it , you make it , huh yeah .

You ain't got to pull out . You must be really meant to be . Andy D Frans .

I bet that's how I'm gonna play the shit out some football .

Hey look , Literally . What about Larissa Pippen and MJ Jr ?

Man , y'all let it be . I'm happy it is what it is . She , a cougar , got a young man . Scott , I need you later .

She kept it together . Look at her 49 .

Oh , dog , oh , I think .

Uh-oh , I didn't tell you , guys , we got a special guest .

I don't play with the dog we got a special guest in the building . Oh .

We got a special guest . Oh , uh-oh , uh-oh .

Hello . Look who's here . Hey , how you doing . I'm good . Look who's here how you guys . It's Yo-Yo . Hey , what's up . Look who's here .

She had to come defend herself , joe , she had to come All right .

I thought I was just coming to say what's up .

We ain't saying nothing crazy yet did we ? No , hey , we did talk about it .

We did talk about it , we did talk about it , we did talk about it , we did talk about it , we did talk about it , we did talk about it . No , we did talk about Larsa Pippin . Well , we just started on that , and Marcus .

I don't think it really works out .

Hey look , no look , Do you think she's a cougar ? No , I'm saying do you think that he's doing that ? I mean , I'm sure he really likes her . No , he ain't doing that . So you think he really really likes her ?

When I see relationships like that right , I think she was a looking at him when he was a youngster . I think she just wants access to Jordan available .

I think she was looking at him .

He said , damn , that boy going to be fine when he grew up . And then they get 10 , 18 . He said damn nigga , you look good , and now he 22 . Shit you legal . What's up , Yolanda ? You know what I mean ? That kind of shit . You know who Pippin is ?

Scottie Pippin is old lady , so she's 49 . How old is MJ Jr ? I think .

Oh , I heard that story 30 . What are you like ? 32 , 32 , 33 ? So is she a Cougar ?

Just chasing me from young ?

No , but listen man , I'm just saying nigga . You know it's still crazy , do that show , yeah , but that's you know , I mean you , you love who you love .

I think Marcus , just don't give a fuck about Scottie Pippin . I mean fuck that he ain't nobody to me , and then you know , hey , I just like her , I guess .

How you think you think Scottie is still sitting there like ?

every time he said in the news brother ain't that a bitch , that's what he's saying .

When that nigga said Michael Jordan one of the good player , I was when I was like , oh , this shit affected him , Cause that he just talking great he didn't say he wasn't a good player . He said that .

He said he was like . He wasn't like that . He wasn't that great phenomenal player until he got there .

He said it didn't even sound that generous yeah it didn't sound that generous .

I'll be a little generous , but you know . But then what do you expect him to say ? You know , I've been like man .

I'm just saying she'll say what you've been saying the last 20 years . I'll switch it up now .

Let me put this way Is that her ? Yeah , if I .

People look pretty when they have money .

I'm going to tell you if I had finite , If one of y'all kids missing my ex wife . That's consequences and repercussions . That's exactly .

For who , for who For them .

For the kid or for the All of them ? Everybody can get it , and the wife ?

Stop that little nigga man .

Tell her that she can get it too . I'm not bullshitting .

I'm not Tell her nigga , go fuck somebody else no , hell no .

All women work .

What's worse ?

your friend or your friend's kid . I'm a violent man . Neither one of them can get it .

That wasn't the question Answer . The kid's friend the kid , the kid is worse the kid .

Hell , the daddy might have hit it too . You never know .

I think the friend is worse , but see you're , you're regularly I'm going with the friend .

I'm telling you like this I know the friend is worse , the friend is worse , I'm going to tell you , I'm going to tell you , because the kid don't know no better . This is me . You was my partner . This is me , I think the friend is worse Are you sticking it to my wife , you might not make it to your next birthday . I'm going to tell you .

I'm going to tell you , at least I'm going to tell my wife you might not make it to your next birthday , I'm going to tell you I bullshit you not .

That's rules and shit regulations . That you need to follow in this motherfucker , that's rules and regulations you need to follow in this bullshit . And I'm just telling you right now , speaking about my angry black man point of view , there going to be some consequences and repercussions . And I'm telling you right now that's bullshit .

Fran or your friend's kid .

That nigga gonna get fucked . No see , I answered . I think it's worse if it's .

Fran . Oh , which is worse ? It's about equal .

No , I think it's worse with Fran you gotta pick one . Hey , joe never answers . There you go , now you go with another , pick one .

Joe never answers the hot tip , it's both on the bad , so both aren't gonna get it .

The damn Fran gonna get the right the star gonna get the right , but where's what she ?

saying to this there's nothing to say , hey , what you think , what you feel what .

They both , they both . All I'm saying is I get it , you Fran gonna get the right and the kid gonna get the left .

Okay , but no . First around and find out . That's all you got .

Okay , now let's go to this scenario . Your daughter is it okay if she messes with your friend's kid ?

I don't recommend it or your friend .

You don't recommend it .

Oh , my friend better not be in there .

Or your friend .

Oh , he ain't got no chance .

So your friend's kid , or your friend ? Well , he getting the motherfucking .

Oh , man , you , my friend one of my friends bring his old lad talking to my daughter .

I was stomping mud over his ass and what the fuck I boosted you . Tonight I ain't playing that boost shit . So then the friend is worse .

The friend is worse if it's your wife . Right the friend . I just added a different email Listen .

okay , you want me to say friend is worse , the friend is worse . No , listen to me .

They both gonna get it . The friend is worse , the friend is worse , they both gonna get it . That's the one you trust , right ? If it's the friend's kid , that's like one person removed .

So you just like and then you , my friend , and I be like hey , you check your boy .

Exactly . Who's gonna check your ?

friend , check your boy , but then I'm just sitting up here like he grow man , just nigga , let me let you . Check your boy . He want his nuts to flow . Check your boy . That's all I'm gonna say he want to let loose Check your boy .

That's why I don't get about these basketball players . They all fucking the same chicks .

What's up ?

with saying she's an NBA wife , right ?

It don't matter , though I'm just saying , like you can go and find that motherfucking hooters and get 18 different chicks . Yeah and shit . All that is is a little motherfucking teenage crush . He had a crush on us , is even nine years old . You know , let miss , miss walk through this motherfucker . I don't care , she rang it up . Right now she can get it .

Oh , okay , you said you're gonna still give it to her . I'll still give it to that one .

Oh , we're good , I got one .

You can take her dentures off you never had the gum .

You get that gum if you want to you . Get that gum if you want to .

By seven o'clock , and you can go on .

Oh , yeah , my nigga .

For you was my nigga you're picking friend man we boy the hundred grand .

And then I found out you fucking my wife . So who you doing you ?

doing the friend , you're asking the y'all , are you gonna do the France kid ?

Okay , how , how do what it worked for me like that's .

So that would be your girlfriend . So if your friends daughter .

If you know if you was doing it , know if you did it to one of your girlfriend's kids , or , or , or , or , or , or one of your , one of your kids , friends , oh , Okay , so I'm trying to figure out .

How does it work for me ? That's what I'm trying to say . What ?

are you trying to say ? Is that you want ?

to be like yeah we were yeah , we , we try , we try . What are you trying to say ? Is that you want ?

to be like Jada peek it . Oh , jada peek a Smith .

Oh Wait , yeah , because J J oh my lord .

No .

What you call that , the entanglement with a son's friend okay .

So would it be like my boyfriend if he would I get matters ?

So what ? It would be this if you was in the situation , you and your girl . Michael Jordan is there . Basically , you was Michael Jordan , it would be so you and your daughter so it would be . You had a girlfriend , somebody you was real close with , or team and whatever , and your daughter decided to bone her ex-husband .

I swear to God , I'm just trying to make it to where she can feel the same way we like for me .

I Would it be worse if you're .

Would that be like your girl's , like her boyfriend's kid if ?

your girlfriend bones your husband or your girlfriend's daughter .

Which is worse ? That would eat you . Yeah , okay , so my husband right ?

If he messed with my friend or the daughter or the daughter . It would be the daughter .

That's creepy the friend's daughter .

Yeah , even though she's an adult .

Like , yeah , I'm still creepy , like in the sentiment that like he saw her when she was a little girl , like that's how you knew , that's what I was saying as an adult right .

She saw that boy when he was like 15 when he's a little kid .

Fine when you grow up , and no disrespect , but isn't ? That pretty much the Mexican culture .

Oh Jesus , and why ? You got to bring that up , I mean . I mean , you sound like a white dude , okay , what ?

Culture . No , that kind of is like when I y'all get them . They get them young , and I know that when I got my boobs , like all these Friends like that were my parents . Friends started looking at me weird . That's a . That's a fucking trauma that I have to deal with real . But they knew me as a little girl right .

It's different if it's like you know , yeah , high school boys , or you know like the boys , that's your peers , your a I have my friends , parents , but your friends , parents , yeah , like they would start like sex , sexualizing me , and I was like that's fucking disgusting .

Yeah , I have met , like , but that's just Men saying something . A couple . Let's consume my mom . They had 16 year old daughters and they was like 32 and 34 and , dude , they used to mess with like 50 fucking something and I'm like how the fuck did that work ? Because this , that I that mean that well , personally , that technically that's illegal anyway .

But but see , but my soul in this context , like my friend , would be the daughter would be worse and for the guys , the friend would be worse , though Everybody chose the friend and I chose the kid .

Right , yeah , I'm picking the friend .

The friend no , no , they get the two peas in the biscuit hey what ?

remember we talked about something . We was like , oh , we got to wait for what ?

was it ? I'm gonna be like , uh , what's what's the , what's the ? I'm gonna be like what's the name ? Perkins , like Perkins , god damn , you gonna get a two-piece in the biscuit .

So how's everybody been my ?

name . How have you been ?

Yeah , I'm good . Oh , I have a question for you guys .

Oh hell , we know it's innocent , it's innocent , okay .

I matured and I've good wait . I've matured , right , I've matured and I've grown up . Um what does I'm in my bag mean ?

Okay , it all depends .

She goes , I'm in my bag .

She's in the zone . She's in the zone and the zone like she's feeling herself , like if you playing basketball , scoring a lot of points or whatever you in your bag , if you and Beyonce sense .

I that's what I thought . I was like I'm in my money , like I'm the purse and I'm the that's like . I'm money right now .

Well , that's get the bag , all about the money , like . If they talk about get the bag , I'll do . At least that's what I thought in my bag .

Me , I'm with you in my bag . Yeah , in the bag .

Yes , pretty much what you were saying , like you , basically you in the zone wrong right now .

Yeah , just I'm feeling myself . Yeah , you can't see me , you can't see me .

Yeah , I got the Beyonce concert next week and so I was just I'm like listening to her music and I'm just trying and we was just talking about you and all these concerts , yeah we're consequence queen .

This is why it came up , because it was like oh , we got to get a woman's perspective and we was missing you over here , so it was like well . I'm so I tech . That's why I was texting you . They didn't know you was coming . So how many concerts do you go to a year ?

No minimum than 30 do you get blue face and Garth Brooks confused ?

No , I , because I made a blue face and Garth Brooks .

So you're getting ready for beyond , so you're going to see ZZ top tonight .

No , I saw ZZ top on Sunday , so tonight is George straight George , oh oh , culture Club tonight .

That's my guy . I love boy George . Kama , kama , kama , kama kama kama kami .

So so you just obviously a concert , that's , that's life you all saw it right now on the street .

You all saw in the streets you all saw that's what it is , so I'm not in my bag .

Oh . Or somebody in your bag .

You got a boyfriend of course . Hey you almost , I looked at .

Joe's face .

You can get it too . Now I'm passing them out .

Yeah , but Joe like shit hey .

I just need you to sit over there in this corner , real quick Passing them out .

Good , oh my goodness .

So you ? So you was listening to Beyonce album getting ready for the concert .

And she said I'm in my bag .

That's the last song for the summer Renaissance .

I like it .

I want to know the songs that I'm gonna listen to , so that I can Kind of like get ready for my dance , and where's that ?

that's gonna be at a state farm , right .

Yeah , okay , are you been practicing ?

What's your favorite song ?

Like they saw that that was me headbanging . Oh my god , I head banged so hard at the Leonard Skinner . I honestly get myself whiplash , whiplash , that's you all over .

I love music , you all over place .

Hey , I love music , but this is like Okay , but I go to all these concerts because I bought the lawn pass . The lawn pass costs $200 and you get 27 concerts . And then there's extra . So there's gun and roses , pink , beyonce that's extra money .

Nicky , you hit lotto , didn't you ?

No , I just buy stuff in advance . So , like , I bought the summer pass for $99 and I get to go to all these free games for baseball . So why , like , I buy stuff in advance and then I make sure that I go to it ? So , because what am I going to do at home ? Watch TV , hell yeah , what's a good show . What's a good show ? I just finished .

all of us there's some of us All of us , the last of us , the last of us , the last of us . On HBO . I've never seen it it was nine episodes .

I'm done .

It's based off of video game .

The last of us . Oh , I have no idea what that is .

Yeah , so what else do you guys recommend ? I mean , there's nothing on there I have . I just got a special box and it has whatever I want to watch .

Hall of shame .

I just watched John Wick for the Dumbest Movie

No , that's not John Wick .

He was reloading , yeah .

You just didn't see , that's how fast he was .

One person couldn't . It was ridiculous . It was ridiculous . I watched so much and just for the record , the suits are bulletproof .

Yeah , I knew that one of them .

You're going to get one . No , I knew about that . Oh , ok , I thought you said I'm going to get one .

I'm like because you're thinking why he ain't falling and shit . And everybody else is falling , but he shoot them in the head .

They shoot them in the head , but nobody else can get a bulletproof one .

They got them , but he was hitting them in the head though Headshots .

You're going to defend John Wick .

No , I am because I love it , just like I'm going to defend Fast and Furious , so you don't like those movies that are reality Did you watch Fast and Furious ? I didn't .

I like them . It was exciting , it was good . I'm more of a like . Give me a story you know like . Make me think I want to cry in the process .

The notebook . That was good . I've never seen it . Well , you just see it . I actually saw it one time . It's a good movie . I saw the Bridges of Madison County . Wait , you like that shit ? Then you like the notebook I saw on Golden Pond , If you like that you like the notebook .

Well , on Golden Pond she nicknamed my sister .

I never seen a nigga . She color that damn movie . I saw Cocoon that was it .

I cried in Cocoon One and two .

One and two . Hey , did you see I'm a white person .

You didn't cry . Good , did you see ? Lord , have mercy . This is twice .

This is twice . Hold on , hold on . Let me retract my text .

She's slipping out .

Oh , my goodness Do not show up .

We don't want you here . Well , and I get out of work at five and so I don't have to pick up the kids today because of whatever happened . I guess my kids are staying with the ex and I guess , yeah , yeah , but last time we talked to you .

it hurt weekend , but last time we talked to you .

Worry about them .

Your kids were smelling they were smelling . Yeah , they had that scent of a woman .

Well , now they yeah , one of them is in high school now .

He's in high school .

How do you feel having a high school kid ? It's OK , any teachers he want to bang out , shut up .

I don't want to hear it .

Yeah , so what would you do ?

I don't want to hear it .

I don't want to hear it . Well , dave , well , we found her , larsa Pippin .

Yeah , I don't like . I mean , I've talked to my kid . Can you tell me when you're going to have sex so we can talk about it , Because I don't want to be a grandma when I'm young .

No , that , just no , I'm going to ruin it for him .

I'm going to ruin sex for him .

He's not going to ruin it Like .

I'll go and I'll show him .

Now , that's kind of creepy . Right there I'm going to talk to your mom about sex .

Is it a girlfriend ?

No , because I told them . If you're going to , have a girlfriend .

Don't you remember the one episode she went over to the house and messed it all up for the kid ?

I couldn't find him .

Yeah , you couldn't find him . He was at the girl's house .

Fuck and let me know where you're at .

And he was 14 , and she was 15 or 13 or something .

Yeah , then he asked you to spell his finger .

These little girls . Shut up , these little girls . They're nasty , they're nasty .

Yeah , they are .

They're nasty , they're nasty .

Yeah , the girl was a nasty what do you think ? But see when I was in high school I was messing with older guys .

They had to learn of them somewhere . I was nasty too .

You said you were in the older guys .

You just know how they are , yeah .

Well , I never messed around with kids in high school . I thought I was too cool for that .

So you ain't messing with no kids your age you were one of them when I was little Heartbreaker right there .

You was messing with the college dudes . So like ninth grade 10th grade .

I'm gonna fucking go to college .

Muffa gonna bicycle and stand a chance , but you get them .

They like we're still in the middle of the house .

You couldn't beat a bag boy .

She looking for the dude showing up with the Camaro , the T-top .

Yeah , let's roll , I'm not that old . The Toyota Celica Supra OK .

The T-top was the coolest . We're talking about the .

Toyota , the Toyota Celica Supra . Yeah , the Honda Civic , the CRX . God damn it If you put up in a Camry . You had a Camry . Damn the Geo Tracker .

No no , no , I was about in Paula's and then the Crown Victoria's and I'm just sitting there on the Huff . He's like damn . Yeah , I know .

He just pulled up in his Delta , he took my chip .

Yeah , you didn't need a power slide and everything . You were like damn too late .

You're like damn , I was going to show her my dirt mark .

You got some pegs on the back , yeah , she can hold your shoulders like yeah , damn .

I couldn't stand them motherfuckers . I got this cat with a car . Nigga , didn't you graduate ? Why are you still here ?

Exactly when you think about it . It's weird hey .

I do remember it was a few cats . Look here's one I just thought about . I don't want to say the people's name , but I remember this one white chick , Beautiful , beautiful . Now I know for sure we were in sixth grade , right , I know for sure you start thinking about it , this dude that used to come pick her up from school when we got out .

I know we were in sixth grade dawg , 10th grade , you trolling a damn elementary school . Nigga , you fucked up .

Yes , that's a fucking problem . There's got to be an age where it's over . You know what I'm saying .

Well , no , but as a man , you got to have a cut off , Listen if you in 10th grade , you go to ninth grade . That might be . That's acceptable . That's acceptable . Yeah , yeah you . I mean , how about eighth grade If ?

you're in high school .

Stay in the same school .

No , stay in the same school . Stay in the same school . Now , once eighth grade , you get to ninth grade like 11th .

So 11th and 9th , 11 and 9th is just too . No , I know .

I think 12th and 9th is fine . I think that's fucked up .

All those middle ninth graders want the seniors , so that they can go to the what do you call it ? The prom . I mean underclassmen like that .

now , Well , what about if you're a freshman and you was talking to the seniors ?

You do . I had a senior girlfriend as a sophomore .

Yeah , but see the senior girls . They would fuck with you as a freshman , but they ain't nobody gonna know about it . They knew about it . Oh yeah , well , bullshit , that shit was on the low , bro . They knew about it .

Oh , so the stuff was on the low .

Now what you .

What a shit Boy . You better go back to high school find out who I was .

They might have won . You might have had one that tried to raise their social status .

but most of them are fuckers on the low .

All right , well all right well , when they up there see .

I had one trying to raise .

They started to fuck people in high school because they all talk .

Yeah , period . But when I was in high school , you know , when you cheated it took you three , four weeks to find out . Some of my was fucking shit then when no y'all was way .

See , we had a lot of high schools and a lot of public schools , a couple of private schools .

There's some real dirty shit . Back then , boy , nobody would know Shit . Social media , oh yeah , no , no , no , no , no . You could do stuff . We still had white pages .

Yeah , you , yeah , that's when you messed around .

We like oh , you used to talk to her Like .

God that was back in high school . You like your bird . You're a college now .

See , you got your girlfriend going to the prom and shit . Nigga , you got on your arm next to me . I need to knock the bottom out that shit . What , what , what , when Shit me too Well , you too hey that's what used to be .

Hey , that's what used to be . Sad , you find out like somebody you knew knocked your girl down . Yeah , you was like Take the air out your sail , nigga , like now .

But I tell you what , though ? And when you find out , though , you going to give her one good one .

But back then , when you were a kid , you know you sitting up here like you going to give her one good one oh you know we're going to find out who the best up in this bitch . Though it could have been like one time or something . You just thought she was the worst woman in the world . Like my feelings was just hurt .

no , more , put a scarlet on her ass .

She had sex with somebody .

And I know that dude .

That's ain't bad .

You find out she's sucking dick .

That hurts , that's worse .

Hell yeah , it's worse .

Oh , especially back then yeah .

Yeah , you a little , because it wasn't a common , it wasn't standard SOP . Now it's standard SOP .

Yeah , now you just like .

You got to get down and get down , you got to get down .

You get mad . You're like what ?

That's right . You be mad and motherfucker , don't do it when you going .

She really ain't over with yet Shit .

And from my experience , like when you're younger , you don't really like doing it , you know , because you kind of find it gross . But then after you had like a ton of sex and stuff or just you know whatever , like yeah , whatever , you just had a ton of sex . You're like most guys can't fuck .

Yeah , I got you . Everybody in curve right , I got you . See , you know I had a curve in that motherfucker . I'm a little bit to the right .

I heard little , that's all I had .

Oh hell , hey , it'll reach . I ain't gonna ever claim . I said that big shit . I ain't gonna lie about that , but I'm over curve .

So you just right , huh , Joe .

Like a damn slider , slide around , curve , just right , I'm serious .

We believe you .

I know you do .

We believe you , your curve .

Y'all almost caught our car . Are you seeing anybody ?

No .

Are you fucking liar ?

I feel a lot of tension in between . There we go yeah .

Anyways you know , you know , you know . Got to knock the dust off . She can't have dust on them . Got to dust it off .

So you going to a concert tonight ?

Yes , sir .

What time does it start ?

7 .

See Nice .

Oh yeah , in traffic bad Getting out there .

No , ain't that bad .

It's not . Who was talking about traffic at the hill the other day . That was my brother and you . But remember , I've never been to a concert there . I've been down there , but it was for work .

Yeah , he says it's pretty bad when it's coming off the ITM .

Oh , yeah , yeah , yeah .

I just think it's bad when it's over there .

Today , Culture Club in Berlin .

Oh yeah , Ain't going to be in traffic at me Bad , everybody half dead , come on , nobody's going to that concert .

So we're going to get to go and get some seats , because I said , like , I bought the lawn pass , so we usually sit in the lawn but there's not enough people , so we get seats .

September 2nd , though , drew Hill , it's going to be packed either , drew Hill .

SWV Jodicy . Oh yeah , I've seen some lately . Hey , I'll tell you what .

But I want to see and SWV .

Did you get Drake tickets ?

No , I went to go see what are those girls called .

Invoke Invoke they put on a good show . That's what I heard too .

Invoke put on a really good show , and then TLC .

Don Robinson isn't there . She's the main one .

And they hot . It was a good show . It was a good show .

Was it I liked ?

it . Yeah , good , Sean Kingston , yeah .

So why don't you get Drake tickets then ?

I don't really care for Drake . Okay , I like Drake , I know you do , can't sing a song , but he likes them .

He got two nights here . I guess more . I'm not going to say it yeah , I ain't going to no concert , man .

It's too crowded .

But you got Beyonce , you get Good Seats .

Yeah , my friend bought the tickets , so he pays good money for Good Seats .

Oh , he's trying to get something .

I guess he's gay . But whatever he says , I might have to do something .

I don't know he's gay . You got to do an introduction to that nigga right there .

He's like you know what I know , a cute guy that wears his hat backwards . He's been called white boy two times .

Today he's just talking about himself . I got some out for you .

Anybody got the movies ? Yolanda got culture club back on the strip Wesley Snipes .

Oh , that's good , I'm going at seven o'clock . Talked about that this show is what's the what's the Mexican superhero one , blue Beetle , blue Beetle .

Yeah , that looks good , I go , I go see that .

I'm going to see that Monday .

That's because of Marvel , all the way .

So it's DC Is it .

Yeah , okay , you're right , you're still going though . Right , yeah , there we go , but DC movies are fucking horrible though .

That one looks good , yolanda , you're going to come here this morning .

Yeah , I got to try . I get out at five , so I'll be coming a little late . But , I pick up my kids at five thirty or I drop them off , so today was the only day that I didn't do that . They're staying with their dad .

So there we go Every other week , yeah , but I would have to drop them off at five thirty or pick them up at five thirty , bring them here . I got some , some shows . I know they do want to be Crump Snatchers 2.0 . They spend so much money . We got to see Look , that's what we're going to talk about next time , but we're going to get you to the concert .

Yeah , see , look at that .

I don't know if we're going to lift the rent . Where are we going ? We're going now . We might do the steps tomorrow , but anyway you come to the steps .

Are you going to do the steps I'm going to try to get down ?

Yeah , yeah , yeah . Now we're doing the steps .

I just bought one .

Yeah , so we're back on the strip . What else did we say ? Blue Beetle Barbie .

Barbie's a good movie .

What else is out ?

If you get offended , it's because Oppenheimer , oppenheimer , I guess .

I heard that didn't do too well . Oppenheimer yeah because a lot of motherfuckers still lie . Oh , I should .

I ain't gonna tell them .

Well , what do you think about it ?

I ain't got three hours of sitting in the movie .

They dropped them on fucking Bond . I went to see Monique the other weekend , right , and I fucking you know I made one of them fucking Gumbies slept through the whole motherfucker .

I think you're only supposed to eat like an ear or something .

Who knew 35 ? It was like 30 milligrams . Who knew that shit ? Was that fucking God damn ?

Man Well look . We like to thank Yolanda for coming back and thank you for coming back Visiting us . You're welcome .

I not behaved . No I didn't say a lot of bad words , right ? No See , I'm throwing that .

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