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Olympic Dreams and Quirky Debates

Aug 12, 20241 hr 13 minEp. 195
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Ever wondered if you can truly fast-forward through a 10,000-meter race without ruining the excitement? Join us as we kick off with some pre-Olympics banter, debating the finer points of track event viewing and sharing our own heart-pounding experiences on the track. From the camaraderie of early wake-up calls to the hilarious aftermath of a night out, we’ve got plenty of laughs and nostalgia to go around. Get ready for a trip down memory lane as we reminisce about the Boys Club days, where ping pong ruled and the fierce competition often led to some playful "jail time".

Do you think edible panties are a tasty idea or a dental disaster waiting to happen? We dive into the quirky world of intimate apparel with stories that will leave you laughing out loud. From the sticky mess of fruit roll-up varieties to the awkward moments involving teeth and braces, nothing is off-limits. And just when you think it can’t get any funnier, we shift gears to the wacky potential of Olympic events like hot dog eating and breakdancing, throwing in a spirited debate about Snoop Dogg’s branded products for good measure.

What’s the deal with "repercharge" rounds in track events? We’re here to break it down while celebrating the incredible feats of athletes like Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone and Quincy Hall. Their stories of triumph and resilience are nothing short of inspirational. Plus, we’ll touch on the latest performances in track and field, from the blazing sprints of Gabby Thomas to the jaw-dropping pole-vaulting skills of Mondo Duplantis. Whether you’re a sports enthusiast or just here for the laughs, this episode promises a rollercoaster of engaging stories, insightful banter, and unforgettable moments.

Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!

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Pre-Olympics Podcast Banter

Speaker 1

and five , four . I like that countdown . You know what , hey , I was telling this cat about turning his ? Uh , let me turn him out with . You know , joe's phone gonna ring in like uh three minutes yeah , how many minutes , joe ? 25 , 25 minutes . It's like they know . Huh , yeah , hell , yeah . Anyway , welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast .

We are back In the house At an undisclosed location , not in Paris , but at the Olympics on television . That's right , that's where we are .

Speaker 4

We are back , just like football .

Speaker 1

And I like to tell , I like to send a message out right now to all the people that like to text or talk about you know , some people work so you can't always watch stuff . Listen , I'm going to call Joe out out real quick . Let me tell you what he did . I don't know what race it was , but it was the 10 000 meters .

Joe was about to tell me about it . He was like oh , you don't watch the 10 000 meters well , wow actually I watch , I mean , I might fast forward to like the last five laps .

Speaker 2

Well , wow , Actually .

Speaker 1

I'll watch . I mean I might fast forward to like the last five laps . That nigga said no , say exactly what I said . I said I'll fast forward to like the last five laps .

Speaker 4

He said I'll watch the last lap .

Speaker 1

No , I said I'll watch the last five laps .

Speaker 4

That nigga's going to watch 999 motherfucking thousand meters hey listen , I can't help it .

Speaker 1

I really love tracking you every four-year Olympic people 9,000 motherfucking meters . Don't enjoy it like that . That's what you're going to watch 9,000 meters .

Speaker 4

You're going to fast forward 9,000 meters .

Speaker 3

Watch the last 1,000 meters .

Speaker 1

I watched the last five laps Like I watched what's the Ember Brisson , I don't know , the one cats in there . 1,500 meters , uh-huh man , I don't want to spoil it for nobody .

Speaker 5

I know huh that 1,500 .

Speaker 1

That was a good race .

Speaker 4

That was a good race , which one .

Speaker 3

Man do . You know how fast they were running .

Speaker 1

What was that ? They all run under 60 seconds I know .

Speaker 4

And that's with four laps . That 400 was no joke .

Speaker 1

No , listen , we're going to tell you all right now . We know we said something about the 400 meters . Stay tuned . Oh no , because actually by the time they hear this , we would have already ran the 400 meters .

Speaker 5

So this might be the last time you hear me .

Speaker 1

It's coming up , I feel a sick day coming up . Uh , oh , and now we like to welcome Noah Lyles To uh .

Speaker 4

You don't officially work here , so you can't take FMLA .

Speaker 1

Yeah .

Speaker 3

We don't have a workman's comp .

Speaker 1

Short term disability .

Speaker 2

Hey .

Speaker 1

We're going at a going to be up . You know , I get my energy from the sun . Short-term disability . Hey , we're going to have a good time too . 6.15 am yeah .

Speaker 4

That's one guy called the Friday Monday , I think we all been over there before . I know it's been a while , right , yeah yeah , yeah .

Speaker 1

Yeah , I think we , because normally , like the gate Got to , it looked like see , this is what I was going to do . I was going to wear mine . Were you going to wear yours ? No , but I'm not Okay , because then when I put them on , it feel like I have to do something . So , no See , that's why you should put them on . Nope , hey , I told .

Speaker 3

C , I got to push .

Speaker 1

Nope , I told C we're going to run them in basketball shoes .

Speaker 5

Hey , Bare feet yeah .

Speaker 3

I'm just going to hold a ball in front of me and go chase it , and then I'm going to look up and be like oh , I got 200 to go .

Speaker 1

So now we got to put our times out there . Damn , because then we're going to put it on IG . We'll put it up tomorrow , and my heart is beating .

Speaker 4

Like I'm about to run For a goal For 400 .

Speaker 3

He's like man . I tell you what you gonna run that .

Speaker 4

Motherfucker , bare feet . I'm gonna go , I'm gonna show them Watch that I got that one . Anxiety . I wanna see that shit . You might feel good .

Speaker 3

Hey man , you don't wanna run Bare ?

Speaker 4

feet , my feet too soft , let your inner .

Speaker 5

African out what you want me to grab a stick , a staff You're going to need one after you run bare feet .

Speaker 3

Hell yeah you run bare feet , them motherfuckers going to cook .

Speaker 4

They're going to be bloody . I know my shit they're going to be refried .

Speaker 5

You know what I need ? I need a dog out there chasing me . That's a nice track . I know , right .

Speaker 3

Now here's the thing you get a good time . We've been breaking records Personal best .

Speaker 4

I can't even run from a dog . I had to stand and fight that . You just got to turn around . I just got to turn around and take it .

Speaker 1

I was just going to be like you're going to come support us , joe , or you don't know , Fuck it .

Speaker 4

I got one arm left . Whatever God gave you , two of you can live without one as soon as he grabbed that Motherfucker .

Speaker 3

I'm going for his throat .

Speaker 5

Yeah , you can rip it out , you coming , you coming to Support us .

Speaker 1

Joe , what time it is 6.15 AM In the morning .

Speaker 2

Yeah , hey , we gotta get it done and get it over with .

Speaker 4

I'm gonna be eating my noodle by then , man .

Speaker 3

What's that ? The hangover cure ?

Speaker 4

Yeah , I'm in a bowl of manuto . I already got the appointment you getting in them streets . I'm going to drink a little bit tonight , okay , so what ?

Speaker 1

lane . We going A lot of bit actually . Well see , look , here's the thing . We have to go individually because each person has to get a time , unless y'all have a fancy , uh like , because even if you hit , if you start to stop watch and you do lap , all it's going to do is just count from zero , zero , yeah , yeah .

So let's say somebody comes in and 20 seconds and you hit lap , then it's gonna obviously just start . I know it used to be a thing to where it'd keep like it'd stop , but then it'd keep counting . So then when the next person came , in .

Speaker 4

we could just run and get it all over with A normal stopwatch . Does that though ?

Speaker 1

My iPhone didn't do it and we ain't going out buying no stopwatch I might have one of those what you talking about .

Speaker 3

I ain't running with my phone .

Speaker 1

When somebody say go , oh , I definitely no , we're going to have to have a timer . I got a timer right there .

Speaker 3

I got a timer stopwatch . Put the stopwatch on .

Speaker 5

My brother's turn .

Speaker 4

No , but that's what I'm saying . It does multiple times , Not really because I think y'all be that far apart , then you better .

Speaker 5

But then no , you still want everybody's time though this nigga going to come in at least 40 seconds before me and Steve man , uh-uh . Hey man , he ain't going to do that .

Speaker 4

He won't embarrass you . Hey man , I already told you I'm coming in sub two minutes .

Speaker 1

Look , that's why I was saying everybody just run . I'm right under two minutes , everybody run by themselves .

Speaker 4

That way you ain't racing nobody .

Speaker 1

Yeah , no , because it's not a race .

Speaker 4

You ain't discouraged , you running your time .

Speaker 5

You racing the track . I'm not racing nobody , I'm chasing this . Well , no , literally .

Speaker 4

Because I know I ain't going to run . Listen , listen , I . But you already defeated already , cause you talking about looking , looking at his shoes .

Speaker 1

No but no . Here's the thing , though If we all ran together , yeah . They won't get a screen time . Being honest , you won't be able to get a time .

Speaker 4

You can run down there and then you start recording them . He'll be still on the tape .

Speaker 1

Exactly , he gonna fall out . Wake up . But if we all go , we can cheer each other on .

Speaker 3

He gonna lay in the grass .

Speaker 1

You can do that too , I'm gonna get mine . I'm gonna get mine over with . I'm gonna go first To get it over with .

Speaker 3

Nah , I'm going first Cause I'm the slowest .

Speaker 1

Oldest .

Speaker 5

Is your brother ? I think it should be . I'm the oldest .

Speaker 1

We should go slowest to fastest , nah oldest to , because then the agony , the agony is just going to build up me watching two people run because I'm going to watch him break down and then I'm going to be like damn , then he going to break down and I'm going to be like damn , nah , shit , now it's my turn .

Speaker 4

There won't be no pressure on you then . Exactly that's how I look at it , but shit .

Speaker 1

I got to go first , I still know I'm going to break down .

Speaker 3

I'm going to get there an hour early and walk 15 laps so I can warm up Like listen , I'm not really worried about that .

Speaker 1

My knees hurt . Man , y'all talking about this . Oh man , oh yeah .

Speaker 4

Hey , Quit talking about that . My knee's starting to hurt .

Speaker 1

No , hey , this is the Olympic edition it is .

Speaker 4

It's your knee , I know , but it usually just one , but both of them are hurting right now .

Speaker 1

Yeah , this is the Olympic edition . Anybody been watching ? Okay ?

Speaker 3

what's the craziest event ?

Speaker 2

that you watched , hey the craziest was that speed climbing .

Speaker 1

I saw them , motherfuckers , running up there like spiders . I saw highlights , highlights .

Speaker 3

I didn't want to do it in life , get the fuck out of here 17 ?

Speaker 1

well , I don't I mean , I just say 17 seconds but I was like five .

Speaker 3

It was fast , that motherfucker four . It was actually sub five , it was four , point like eight that dog dude , that dude .

Speaker 5

He wanted to go metal that like spider-man I don't know if this was the craziest , but the most impressive thing I saw was the dude shooting . Oh , the old man , old man shooting without all the goggles .

Speaker 1

Oh my God , you know , I just thought about something .

Speaker 3

I didn't see that . What was he shooting ?

Speaker 1

Hey wait , I just called him old man .

Speaker 3

This dude , 52 years old , a rifle hey .

Speaker 1

Handgun . You know how the dudes come out with their glasses and the scope and all that Right .

Speaker 5

He ain't have none . He had some regular glasses on dog .

Speaker 1

With his hand in his pocket , pop Pop and won gold . Won gold . Wait , did he ?

Speaker 5

win gold or did he get the ? He won gold when you from , that's crazy .

Speaker 1

I think he's Turkish I think he's . Turkish .

Speaker 3

Yeah , oh , that's awesome . I didn't see that .

Speaker 5

That was impressive .

Speaker 4

I watched table tennis .

Speaker 1

Then I watched badminton .

Speaker 4

Wait , they had table tennis doubles .

Speaker 3

Table tennis doubles Yep table tennis doubles .

Speaker 1

How in ?

Speaker 4

the .

Speaker 1

Handball . You see , when Anthony Edwards , him and Steph I guess they were talking to some of the lady ping pong players and I guess Steph was telling Anthony Edwards that he couldn't score , he was like man , I can score , and he was like no . So they was like , okay , we're going to set it up .

I guess they were all on the bus , but I mean , he ended up he was able to score One point . Yeah , he was able to score one . I don't know , I don't think I'd be able to score one point .

Speaker 3

Oh , I'd get me a point , especially if I'm serving my serve is crucial . Oh nah , you ain't getting no point against him . You don't know me , man .

Speaker 5

I know you ain't getting a point against him .

Speaker 4

That motherfucker served the ball .

Speaker 3

I know maybe like this , like blowing on it .

Speaker 1

Yeah , and then it should be coming out of nowhere .

Speaker 4

No , he went down with his head . That motherfucker . You can't even see him hit it , can't even see him hit it .

Speaker 3

It's back here . So he put his head in the way , so you don't see what kind of sand he putting on it If I get a point .

Speaker 1

it was luck .

Speaker 2

For real .

Speaker 5

They be like oh you score , oh wow , dude , they put so much backspin on it , you can't even hit that mug . I mean , I played some guys that were really like , really good , and I grew up Because you suck what , what , uh-oh .

Speaker 3

We about to go find a ping pong table .

Speaker 1

You don't know the side of the table . Look , hey , he about to tell on himself Go ahead and finish your story we grew up with the ping pong table .

Speaker 5

Look at that , okay .

Speaker 4

At the point .

Speaker 1

Hey that's privilege , that right there , right there hey that was a ping pong table .

Boys Club Ping Pong Banter

Speaker 3

Where did you see ping pong at ?

Speaker 1

bro Nigga , I ain't never played ping pong at the local Boys club .

Speaker 3

Yup At the boys club when we saw ping pong . Don't hate on me , because we had a ping pong table . We had no ping pong table in the basement .

Speaker 5

Don't hate on me , because we had a ping pong table .

Speaker 1

Don't hate on me , y'all had a foosball table . We didn't have no foosball , we had foosball .

Speaker 3

I didn't even see foosball until I got to damn college . I was like what the fuck is this ?

Speaker 1

Did y'all have a ? Y'all probably had a little stand-up arcade . Huh Nah .

Speaker 2

Little my pops was the one that wanted it .

Speaker 5

So , when he wanted it Because we used to play it all the time when he wanted it . Ping pong .

Speaker 3

I ain't play ping pong Until like he was saying Y'all have a bit of a sweat while you playing .

Speaker 5

Oh yeah , you might be able to score . You might be able to score Me and you going at it , on the next edition of Nobody's Talking .

Speaker 1

I'm not in that one .

Speaker 5

I'm about to take Steve out on ping pong .

Speaker 3

Man , come on , man , you miss me with that , because we've been missing our challenges .

Speaker 1

I know we did the foul shot .

Speaker 5

I won that I'm in jail , both of y'all in jail .

Speaker 1

I'm in jail for life . I know , listen , this 400 . I know I ain't gonna . I mean , it ain't even A winner or a loser .

Speaker 3

We just ended up in jail , I know .

Speaker 1

The hell it ain't . Uh huh , the hell it ain't no winner or loser .

Speaker 3

Cause this nigga Paying for my my uh , my uh .

Speaker 5

My commissary . I put niggas , I put money , he put the money on my books .

Speaker 3

While I was Cool , we shot . Remember we did the fall shot , uh-huh .

Speaker 4

One shot and y'all went to jail , yeah .

Speaker 3

One shot .

Speaker 4

And he felt bad , put some money on the books .

Speaker 2

Right yeah .

Speaker 1

So we still locked up . I'm with .

Speaker 2

Tukey .

Speaker 3

Williams right now , they won't let me out .

Speaker 1

Hey , speaking of jail , they said what's my dude , bryson Tillerer ? He's locked up right . Bryson tiller is wait , ain't it ? Wait , no tory lane , oh , tory lane . Hey , shout out to bryson tiller . I apologize , I get you young fellas mixed up I'm an old man , my bad , not bryson tiller , tory lanes . Oh , he made a .

Uh , he made a mixtape or an album from prison . It's crazy , right ? How do you do that ? I had no idea Exactly , but it sounded all right .

Speaker 4

Where you get the beat from , like rubbing cups on the bar and shit , dude . No , no , I was on the phone .

Speaker 3

He was just like play me the beat Turn up my music .

Speaker 1

Huh , turn up my bass . Wait , let me see .

Speaker 3

I know Lalo just dropped one today . Lalo did , Yep , she just dropped one today . I was listening to it on the way over here . That was on Pandora . She in prison too ? No , Lalo ain't in prison . But you know these female rappers , they really don't be talking about shit .

Speaker 5

There's only a couple female rappers . Get it sexy . Get it sexy .

Speaker 1

Get sexy rap , sexy rap . Yeah , we like that sexy rap , gorilla . Hey , I like it all . I do too .

Speaker 3

I just like it because it's a female rapper . I don't care what she's saying , I don't care about the message . The message ain't shit , but the beats be bad .

Speaker 1

I'm listening to the dude's message the beats be bad , ain't no message going to affect me right now in my 50s .

Speaker 4

Yeah , that's the only message they got Suck his dick and take his money . Yep , that's what she was talking about . That's what she was talking about .

Speaker 3

She said I take that nigga straight to the ATM . You be giving it up , but I don't . I'm just like . You lying , she lying that . You lying , she lying that . Shit's crazy .

Speaker 1

I was just like you know , man , look , Look first off , who's falling for that ?

Speaker 4

It don't matter If I give you $1,000, . Somebody in your house fucking .

Speaker 1

No , hey , I agree .

Speaker 4

I'm telling you right now I agree . If you got a female in that , motherfucker , somebody fucking .

Speaker 1

Yeah , you better go get grandma . I want everybody in this house above 18 to come outside . I just gave $1,000 . And if you're under 18 .

Speaker 4

And somebody about to get their back stretched out . If I give you more than that , somebody's going to sign a letter of intent . You're going to sign a letter of intent . Fuck it , I'll tell you they be lying to me . I ain't giving up , no coochie , and you're going to get man , please . You might find one or two simps , but even simps . Wake up .

Speaker 5

But , listen .

Speaker 4

Here's the thing Even a simp will wake up though .

Speaker 1

Okay , they sit up here , they're giving it to somebody . They might not give it to a dude , but then they're giving it to somebody For free . Listen , remember we was talking about the whole she said she got two-day baby daddy . The whole coupon thing . Yeah , so now you sit up here , couch , coupon . You take a chick to Applebee's , you use a coupon .

She's like , oh , this cat used a coupon , now Drake , do the same thing . They be like , oh , that's so cute , why does he get a pass ? He thrifty yeah , he got all that money . He light-skinned I have no money , but you're giving him a pass Because he has the potential to buy her more . Yeah , exactly .

Speaker 5

That's the thing .

Speaker 1

But if you don't take all my money , I can buy you man . I can't buy you what Drake can .

Speaker 4

Playing a long game . That's what it is See , and that's why , like she know she ain't gonna be around for long . Well , it's the sins of the few . That's all man you know . And then you speak on it . Girl you're gonna , and everybody think you a woman hater because you speak on the few . Oh , I'm right , you know who you talking to .

Speaker 1

You know who I'm talking to Now that song is in my head that sex is rare boy , I don't think that's going to be in my head . With that , get it sexy Mm-hmm and Joe .

Speaker 4

Oh man , you don't know what's cool , are you romantic ? Don't have an inch of it in my body . Damn for real . Yeah , I tried to be once . It didn't work out right .

Speaker 1

You want to tell people what you did ? No , suck a couple toes .

Speaker 5

So what's considered romantic ? Just whining and dying .

Speaker 1

Shutting the door in her face . Shut up , bitch .

Speaker 3

What's considered romantic Coming out of her belly Instead of her face Shit .

Speaker 4

It's like this here right , look , you go out and buy some Sexual lingerie and you give it to her as a gift . Okay , now she don't like it , but it's expensive . I'm not gonna wear that , I said you ain't gonna wear that so much as I pay for this motherfucker . One of us is going to put this bitch on One of us .

Speaker 3

One of us is going to put this motherfucker on , let me go find somebody that can fit this .

Speaker 4

I'll wear this motherfucker much money I pay for this bitch Dick going to blow right through the stitches of it , god damn .

Edible Panties and Dental Dangers

Speaker 1

You like lingerie ?

Speaker 4

Yeah , I like lingerie .

Speaker 1

I bought it for her .

Speaker 4

I bought it for me , for her to wear .

Speaker 3

Right , no , I got you . That's the whole reason why men buy lingerie for women . Because you want to see them in it , but for some reason they might not work like that you can have on a t-shirt and a nice little sexy shorts .

Speaker 1

Get some edible reason . They mine don't work like that . You can have on a t-shirt and a nice roll Sexy shorts .

Speaker 4

Get some edible panties and shit .

Speaker 3

Oh shit that man talking about them . Fruit roll-up panties .

Speaker 2

I remember that shit got stuck in my teeth . I still got a bad memory of them like this . It was just stuck right there .

Speaker 3

I'm like man , this stuff's sticky , no one come on .

Speaker 4

Yeah you had to get them while they're young . You don't want to put it on a bitch that got hot flashes .

Speaker 3

You'll melt that shit , that motherfucker's going to be extra juicy you can't fuck with a motherfucker with hot flashes .

Speaker 4

That motherfucker can melt that shit .

Speaker 1

It'll stick right to him , huh .

Speaker 4

Yeah , yeah , you'll be in that bitch all night trying to clean up .

Speaker 1

I never mess with the edible panties . I heard of them before . I would see them like , don't they have them ?

Speaker 4

at At Spencer's .

Speaker 1

Oh , yeah , sure , I don't know .

Speaker 4

It's like a fruit roll Just fucking wrap it around .

Speaker 1

Oh , and then she can eat it when she mess around and bite your ding , ding she's supposed to bite , she's supposed to suck it off .

Speaker 5

Hey , but you never know , she might get too excited . She would like the .

Speaker 1

Tootsie Roll Owl . Hey , you never know how many . Yeah , a one , one , a two , two .

Speaker 2

Now just think , Everybody jump on that one . Now she just sit down on your thingy thing .

Speaker 3

No , don't somebody getting punched on how hard it is real hard .

Speaker 4

She gonna have to go to the dentist that's another $5,000 $15,000 right there insert the $5,000 .

Speaker 3

Me and Payne don't get along , I'm going straight .

Speaker 1

Soft , what the soft like what are you doing to me , okay , man you .

Speaker 4

Superman for real super dangling .

Speaker 3

Now I'm canines . Don't get along with my pee-pee . It's like teeth bitch teeth .

Speaker 5

That's it , that's why you get off . Went to the doctor , had that still Still in surgery , Tink tink , tink , Tink tink tink , Get an experienced one with braces God dang .

Speaker 3

Yeah , she know how to keep them nips back .

Speaker 4

She know how to keep them braces off of you , bro . That's it , man . I'm done with y'all oh yeah .

Speaker 2

Oh yeah .

Speaker 3

Them braces . Oh yeah , you got practice .

Speaker 5

These niggas done got super freaky

Olympic Events and Snack Chats

. I know that needs to be an Olympic event right there .

Speaker 3

See we take a hot dog . How many hot dogs can you take down ? Just take it down Like swallowing swords .

Speaker 4

They don't give them no ideas . They must have a lot to have next to them .

Speaker 1

Oh man , hey , they sitting , I'm out eating .

Speaker 5

Softball , softball coming back . I thought it was already back . United States , nah , baseball and softball is gone .

Speaker 1

Yeah . So , they take that out .

Speaker 5

And put breakdancing in . And they're talking about what ? Putting flag ?

Speaker 3

Hey , but breaking was pretty good . I was watching breaking , it was good .

Speaker 4

Let me guess .

Speaker 3

Asians Flag football .

Speaker 1

And what Breakdancing . Who wanted to go Japan ? Oh , no , japan . I told you . Oh yeah , oh , japan wanted to go .

Speaker 3

That motherfucking Pop locking for real , she was out there Getting it , oh yeah .

Speaker 1

So did they have mixed teams , or did they have individuals , or how did they do ?

Speaker 3

it . It was individuals . They went in pools .

Speaker 4

Oh , so they didn't have like a .

Speaker 3

Top two of that pool . And there you go . It was all single .

Speaker 1

It was all one on one .

Speaker 2

You call the next person out .

Speaker 3

So it was a kind of the survivors of the round robin got put into this pool .

Speaker 1

They should have put everybody . They got to the semifinals . They should have put everybody like in a circle , and then you just go out and do your thing . I showed y'all my tape with the broom . My thing was Like turbo .

Speaker 3

Where did he get the judges from ? The judges was old breakers , they were all old breakers , but listen you got to realize they got Turbo no that's .

Speaker 1

They should have had him Turbo .

Speaker 4

Michael Boogaloo Shrimp .

Speaker 3

Snoop Dogg was there .

Speaker 5

That's all I know . Snoop Dogg has been on every event .

Speaker 1

He's been all over . He's been all over the place .

Speaker 3

Is he paying me for this nephew ?

Speaker 1

Hey , we going for Elhan .

Speaker 4

I ain't going to lie to you , Snoop Dogg . Y'all need to work on that . Gin and juice , oh .

Speaker 1

Lord , okay , we're going to listen , we're going to be nice .

Speaker 4

Shout out to Snoop Dogg . I don't play about my drinking .

Speaker 1

Well , I'm going to tell you this Joe , we ain't going to get no . Well , I'm just saying Like no sponsors we're trying to get , we won't get , like nothing .

Speaker 2

We're trying to go to the Olympics in 2028 .

Speaker 5

It's in LA . It's in LA . We're trying to get on media row .

Speaker 4

Okay , you remember the drink tab Remember that yeah . The one calorie drink .

Speaker 2

You remember that ?

Speaker 1

Oh , yeah , have you ever tasted one of them . Yeah , that's what gin and juice tastes like .

Speaker 4

Could you honestly say ?

Speaker 1

that tab was good . How about ?

Speaker 4

tab . It's only one calorie and drink that shit that shit .

Speaker 3

There's no way .

Speaker 4

I guarantee there's no way you could take two swallows of that shit A tab . Yeah .

Speaker 1

So the gin and juice ? Is that terrible ?

Speaker 4

No , I ain't saying it's that terrible , but it just needs to work on a little bit .

Speaker 5

So he got his own gin and juice .

Speaker 1

You ain't seen gin and juice . Oh my God , I told you you privileged man .

Speaker 5

I ain't seen it , did it just come out ?

Speaker 2

It's at Target .

Speaker 4

So when you go home and your gate closes in your community , are you allowed to come back out ? I'm just saying I don't got a gated community dog .

Speaker 5

I live in a normal home , In a track home .

Speaker 3

He's like man . They sell rap chips in your neighborhood . Yes , no , they don't .

Speaker 5

There is no hip-hop rap shit .

Speaker 1

No rap snacks .

Speaker 5

No rap snacks in my neighborhood you got to go to the South .

Speaker 3

I haven't hooked on them for a minute .

Speaker 1

Really , y'all don't have the they got wrap snacks over here , they might have some down there on 35th , you should get some they good , I've had them before .

Speaker 4

Wrap Wrap snacks , wrap snacks .

Speaker 3

Rosé which one .

Speaker 1

Who does he get you had ?

Speaker 3

the little rummels yeah , is that ?

Speaker 1

I think it was the honey barbecue honey barbecue . Yeah oh , yeah , that is good . Yeah , that's , that's the . That's the only one I've had , man , you know what I'm trying to think , which one is ? I think I had , uh , cardi B . Okay , I think , I think I I had Nicki Minaj , I had .

Speaker 2

Rick .

Speaker 1

Ross wait which one it might have been Nicki Minaj I had , because I know I had it .

Speaker 5

I had the Rick Ross one .

Speaker 1

That's the only one I know . I had the Honey Barbecue and then see Boosie be on that . Oh , that stuff's too spicy .

Speaker 4

Okay , since I brought up the Gina Juice thing , give you a shot on the Cali Red , though .

Speaker 1

Cali Red , though Cali Red's good , which one is Cali Red ? See , now we're thinking about Cali Red , sexy Red , cali Red , I told you get it .

Speaker 4

Sexy is in my head , that's that wine , snoop Dogg wine , snoop Dogg wine , cali Red , that shit's good there , bro .

Speaker 3

That good shit there .

Speaker 1

Snoop , Snoopaloop .

Speaker 4

That's that , cali Red . Yeah , hell yeah . That's good , that is really good , that's good to have Snoop Dogg .

Speaker 1

Oh yeah , that's the one you can go with your phone .

Speaker 4

Yeah , with the live label .

Speaker 5

No , that's pretty tight .

Speaker 4

Yeah , I've drank . That Got all those criminals on there .

Speaker 2

Hey .

Speaker 4

No , I'm serious , Everybody on there Like Billy the Kid .

Speaker 5

19 .

Speaker 6

Crimes or whatever , yeah 19 .

Speaker 4

Crimes .

Speaker 2

They supposed to have all their criminals .

Speaker 4

They'll tell you about their crimes and shit .

Speaker 1

Did y'all hear about them , dudes ? They locked up that was going to try to do that . Taylor Swift concert .

Speaker 4

Oh yeah .

Speaker 1

They arrested three dudes .

Speaker 4

They was going to try to fuck it .

Speaker 3

Yeah .

Speaker 1

They was going to do the . You know what is it when they ?

Speaker 4

They was going to do the match shooting .

Speaker 1

Well , no , they was going to be a bomb . Oh damn , yeah , he was going to be a bomb . Yeah , he was going to be a bomb . Oh damn , yeah , he was going to be a bomb . Yeah , he was going to be a suicide bomber . Damn , how'd they find out about it ? A whole bunch of agencies , man , that's one .

Speaker 4

FBI a few . Man , they better leave that motherfucker alone . Yeah , she got more power pool than the president .

Speaker 1

No but here's the thing it wasn't even , actually it wasn't targeting her . They just know she bring so many people .

Speaker 4

It was the crowd , but the thing is they saved the crowd .

Speaker 1

They saved what they saved the crowd .

Speaker 3

Oh , yeah , yeah , yeah they did good , Because I mean , he was at the other one .

Speaker 4

They let that motherfucker get off about eight , nine rounds .

Speaker 1

If they was like at the rally oh the rally . Oh , yeah , yeah , total support . Listen , I'll tell you this . I stayed at the what is ?

Speaker 2

it .

Speaker 1

Mandalay Bay . Mandalay Bay , one floor down , one floor down from where Homeboy , it was like five . It was five rooms , five rooms down and exactly one floor , one floor down . I never went up to the floor or nothing . I'm not morbid or nothing like that , but I was still and you could see dog them .

People had no idea I was sitting up here looking at the lot like where they had it at Because you saw the muzzle flash before you even heard the sound . Man , they was just like just sitting . I'm just sitting out there looking at the .

Speaker 4

What it was like 500 yards away or something like that , or was it closer ? Oh no , it might have About 300 .

Speaker 1

Yeah , it could have been 500 . But , dude , I mean you could just see like if it's just a crowd of people and they , oh , and you just sitting there like don't know where it's coming from .

Speaker 6

That's crazy , I was looking dead .

Speaker 1

It's the same place where they you know where they do the I guess it was the American Ninja Warrior and all that . So it's the same location where they build all that stuff up . It's like right across from Mandalay Bay and I was like man , that's them .

People didn't have a chance dog , you're just sitting up here like , oh my God , where's this shit coming from ?

Speaker 4

The crazy thing about that was all the guns he had inside the room with him .

Speaker 3

How many trips did he have to make ?

Speaker 4

No , he had like 100-something guns .

Speaker 1

You can't carry them all at one time . Yeah , how many times did he go in ? I know they showed them once , then he had a lot of them .

Speaker 4

But see , that was crazy because I know you know like usually you just sit there and take your favorite and you use your favorite .

Speaker 1

Right , but remember they said he had the bumpers and Bump stomps , so all that some of them things he just started letting them go , and , man , it's probably equivalent to being like four or five shooters up there .

Speaker 4

When they kicked the door in finally , he was already dead .

Speaker 2

Yeah , yeah , yeah .

Speaker 4

I just I don't know . You know I'm a conspiracy theorist . Yeah , I'm not going to go there .

Speaker 1

Yeah we ain't going to get Joe started . Don't get me started .

Speaker 4

Yeah , we're going to go get back to the Olympics Because , like I said , if you went that far then you might as well take it all the way .

Speaker 3

Jump out the window and shoot on your way down .

Speaker 4

I'm just saying Some shit like that Take it all the way right , I'm just going . Well , I done enough now . I didn't shoot yourself . I mean they're going to kill him anyway . That's all I'm saying .

Speaker 1

Yeah , he said that's what he mean by taking it all the way . Don't do it yourself , let them do it .

Speaker 4

Shit , that's what you do . Hey , I mean , that's normal .

Speaker 1

That's what normal people do . I guess that's when you sit up here and be like all right , you shoot both ways . Y'all good .

Speaker 4

That's your joint week out .

Speaker 1

god damn it hey take , take care of my kids for me . Give everybody a hug . You don't watch too much television . Be like Scarface , I'm still standing , then you go out , boom Boom .

Speaker 2

Boom .

Speaker 1

You know , hey , I'll be a superhero dog , I'll go out there . Oh guess what ? He's shooting from up there and you get like a little .22 pistol and you kill him Like .32 .

Speaker 4

You kill him Like 300 yards you got little suction cups on the windows .

Speaker 1

Hey , it's television .

Speaker 4

It's like when you watch those old westerns and shit , they shoot , they got a rifle and they can't hit nobody .

Speaker 1

I was like man .

Speaker 4

And he would put out a motherfucking 45 pistol and he shoots in the rocks and kill them all . Every time they look up .

Speaker 1

That's what I think is funny with the like on Harlem night , when they was doing all that shooting .

Speaker 4

And then Junior had that . Junior , put that little piece of shit away .

Speaker 1

Then he shot his boy like quick . I'm sorry he made me shoot my boy in the back of shit away Pow .

Speaker 2

Then the Charlotte boy was like quick .

Speaker 3

I'm sorry he made me shoot my boy in the back of the head .

Speaker 2

Oh man .

Speaker 3

That was hilarious . I could always watch it Tommy Smalls .

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Speaker 1

Yeah , man .

Speaker 4

RIP man all these dudes man his name was Tommy and damn everything he played . Ain't that wild , ain't that wild man , all these dudes ?

Speaker 1

His name was Tommy , name everything he played with Ain't that wild , ain't that wild Shit he ?

Speaker 4

had one character .

Speaker 1

Tommy , tommy .

Speaker 4

Tommy , your last Tommy .

Speaker 1

Late .

Speaker 4

Tommy and Tommy .

Speaker 1

And Tommy , it's almost like you .

Speaker 4

Everybody know you as Tommy time . It's kind of like uh , bumpy , johnson right everybody know you as bumpy ? No , but it's a little trip trivia for you and just about all the movies involved bumpy johnson .

Speaker 1

Lawrence fishburne was bumpy johnson hey , lawrence fishburne was Bumpy Johnson . Hey , lawrence Fishburne boy . Y'all seen that movie Hoodlum ? Oh yeah , he was Bumpy Johnson in that one right .

Speaker 4

Remember the old movie Cotton Club ? Yeah , he was Bumpy Johnson in that one . Damn , that's right . Remember , because they came in the club . That's hell Damn Interesting . Yeah , that's crazy . Oh , the old club .

Speaker 5

That's hell Damn Interesting yeah that's crazy .

Speaker 4

Oh the old class . I don't think they would let them in the front , or some shit .

Speaker 1

Yeah , man , you just think all them cats back in the day when they used to perform at some of these white clubs and stuff . Man , you just think they couldn't even stay in a hotel and then they had to go down the street or stay on the bus . That's crazy . Times are changing . Denzel played Frank Lucas right ? Yep , Sure did .

Speaker 4

That was what American Gangster , yeah , but that was his underling .

Speaker 5

Yeah , yeah , yeah .

Speaker 4

He took over when Bumpy oh .

Speaker 1

Denzel Wait , when does the little Gladiator movie come out ? Gladiator 2 ? Yeah , I still need to watch it .

Speaker 4

I've never seen Gladiator 1 .

Speaker 1

Is it that soon ?

Speaker 5

Yeah , I think , it was September 6th .

Speaker 4

You haven't seen .

Speaker 5

Gladiator .

Speaker 1

I haven't seen it . We talked about that on the last podcast . No , I've never seen it , Wow bro .

Speaker 4

I've never seen it . It . Wow , bro . You never seen it . You missed out on one right there . Yeah , that's a bad mother . Shut my mouth .

Speaker 3

Yeah , no , I'm gonna check it out , though you need to check that out as soon as you get some free time check that month forgot november 22nd , last one to come out .

Speaker 5

Yeah man , I still haven't seen . Uh , I still gotta watch deadpool . I haven't seen it yet either .

Speaker 4

You haven't seen it yet , and usually I go the first one , second one .

Speaker 5

The third one , no , I'm saying the one that just came out Deadpool .

Speaker 4

You seen the first one , but hey , see , that's what I'm saying .

Speaker 1

I know I should have went on ahead . I'm not going to say anything , but I already know the spoiler . Yeah .

Speaker 5

I'm saying , I'm not saying nothing . Yeah , I heard something too .

Speaker 1

Yeah , I was like somebody got excited got to talking , I said , god damn , I haven't seen it yet . I just went on here , yeah .

Speaker 5

I heard her listening to a radio show .

Speaker 3

Should have just watched it Don't believe me , just watch . That's why I went and seen it on Thursday .

Speaker 1

Yeah , yeah , no , Normally that's what .

Speaker 3

I do . I want to go watch it for myself .

Speaker 1

Yeah , now my excitement is gone . I'm just going to sit there and just like back to spoiler alert . That's what I don't like when people spoil track for me Like a football game , a basketball , whatever , but like movies and sporting events . You know , sporting events , that's 100 meters , that's excitement . I can tell you this right here .

When I was watching the women's 400-meter hurdles , right , my heart rate got up to over 100 . Because I watched it live , because this was the one race to where I was like , oh , I just pulled it up on the phone , went to a little DirecTV app and watched it live on the phone . My heart rate was going up right Now , when I watch , events that I done .

Already heard somebody that won . I'm like , ah , whatever , I just sit up here and be like because you already know . I mean it takes the excitement . Some people are like , oh , it doesn't no .

Speaker 5

I'm trying to think I watched the 100 meter final live .

Speaker 1

Yeah .

Speaker 5

I watched the .

Speaker 1

Most of the finals it was like the rounds and stuff I was watching , but most of the finals I knew the finals , yeah , like most of the , it was like the rounds and stuff I was watching , okay , but most of the finals I knew the time . So then I would just pull it up Like if I wasn't at home and I just watched . Watch it , yeah .

Speaker 5

They would watch on my phone . That 100 final was exciting Because I watched the women's 400 meter .

Speaker 1

I was standing in the middle of a parking lot , sitting up there like heart just beating , and then , as the young ladies was running around , I don't know who didn't watch what . But next week I'll spoil it for you . I ain't gonna . I'm sure everybody know anyway .

Speaker 5

But anyway , I got a question for you . What do you think about this whole repertoire round ?

Speaker 1

Dude , I had no idea what that even was . I didn't either . I had to look it up Repetit . I had no idea what it was . So basically I thought Homeboy was just protesting .

Speaker 5

They have the heats right , so the top three goes on to the semifinal . Top two and then the top two go on to the final right . Yeah , but out of the normal heats , if you don't move on to the semifinal , they have what's called a repercharge , where the next day they get to run again to try to get into the semifinal .

Speaker 1

So basically , you're guaranteed two races . So what's the reasoning for that ? Like just in case if somebody's sick or if they're injured .

Speaker 5

I don't know if somebody's sick or injured or yeah if they have a bad start , or something like that .

Speaker 1

Yeah , yeah , that's that's what that's what they get to do . Is that ? Is that what it ? Uh , what it said ?

Speaker 5

when you do yeah , yeah , yeah . So I had never , ever heard of it until they have , if they're injured , if they like sick or whatever . So basically , or you just don't have a good run because there there was one cat , I'm watching a race .

Speaker 1

I'm like what ? And Because there was one cat , I'm watching the race . I'm like what and the good ?

Speaker 4

hell , they compete for the last spot .

Speaker 1

Yeah , but they all get to run again . Yeah , they compete for the last spot . Because I'm telling you , the race I watched , homeboy came out . It was a hurdle race .

Speaker 2

You just threw it straight up .

Speaker 1

He had to finish Everybody done .

Speaker 5

He came in 18 seconds 18 , 19 seconds and then ended up winning the repercharge yeah and made it to the semifinals , and made it yeah to the semifinals and the finals , so I didn't .

Speaker 1

that was my very very is that new ?

Speaker 5

Yeah , it's new , but I think there's like three or four races . I think it was the 100 , 200 , the 110 hurdles , maybe the 400 . I can't remember , but there's like maybe four or five races .

Speaker 4

Maybe they do it if they don't have enough to fill the heat .

Speaker 5

So they're basically guaranteeing people with at least two races .

Speaker 1

What I'm saying is but they didn't already ran two races because they ran a round . What I'm ?

Speaker 4

saying is like okay when they do the heats right .

Speaker 5

Yeah .

Speaker 4

And they're taking the top two Nine lanes , so they have eight of the top two and then they use that to fill the ninth lane . No , they only have .

Speaker 2

Yeah , no , they only ran eight .

Speaker 1

They didn't even use all nine , it's only eight .

Speaker 5

So in the heat rounds they take the top three , right ? Yeah , so if there's three heats or four heats , so they take the top three to go on to the semi-finals , right ?

Speaker 1

and then you go , you go like on time , then it's the top two and then the bottom , then it's the fastest , two times right .

Speaker 5

So it's two , two , two , three , three semi-final heats , so that's six , and then the bottom two times , so they only get two yeah , to make eight to make eight , but the repercharge is basically I had never heard of it .

The losers basically get to run again to try to make it to the semifinal and I think they might take two or three out of that Like a participation trophy Basically , but like , say , like Noah Lyles didn't have a good race in the heat Like , yeah , if that was , that was like he would be able to run again and then come back and win it all .

You know what I'm saying . So that's I like it actually . I mean I think it's kind of cool , you're not showing up for just one race .

Speaker 4

You know what I'm saying that's a long way to go for one race .

Speaker 1

Yeah , it is . Yeah , that's what I'm saying . I mean , when I saw it I was like wait Once again . Not even trying to be a stuck-up track person . No , I'm being for real . When I saw it nigga , if you sit up there watching the track , meet , you've been watching track all your life . You see somebody come out the blocks and just stand straight up .

You're like what the ? I just seen this nigga run like 13.6 . What the hell Is he protesting ? What's going on ? And then when they said it , you were like , oh okay , he had a bad start . Obviously it worked because he was in the final .

Speaker 4

He just had to finish . He just had to finish , he just had to finish .

Speaker 1

What I'm saying . The way he ran it . He ran that he ran on purpose and said in his interview that's exactly what he was doing , because he said he was just using . He didn't want to . I guess he was like a little injured or whatever . He wasn't fully ready , so I think that's how they do it too . I mean I like it .

Speaker 2

I mean , you still got to run , yeah , you still got to run .

Speaker 5

Yeah , you still got to run . I kind of like it . I thought it was different .

Speaker 1

Yeah , that ain't bad .

Speaker 5

Y'all hear about it . So what about if you ?

Speaker 1

get a false start then , then you're out . Y'all hear about so what about ? If you get a false start , then then you out , you done , I think , if , but so I can't , I can't do the rapper , rapper charge I don't think so . I was gonna say the rapper charge .

Speaker 5

I had to look it up cause I'm sitting there watching it no , when I heard it , yeah , I think they were surprised .

Speaker 1

Yeah , sonny Richard Ross and , uh uh , otto Bolton , otto Bolton , yeah , and I was like what in the hell am I watching ?

Speaker 5

What y'all think about the chick from Alfred from .

Speaker 2

St Lucia .

Speaker 5

Y'all hear what she's going to get when she gets back what they said she'll probably get a house , some money . They're going to build a stadium after her , oh yeah . Now , that's good and that I was impressed by that .

Speaker 1

Now tell me this have you ever heard of her before ? Nope , you never heard of her . Never heard of her .

Speaker 4

Nope , so you're the track person , so was that a ?

Speaker 5

surprise to you , only cause only because , no , no , I'm telling you listen , only because I've never heard of her . Okay , when they were talking about her , as I was watching the meet , right , and Otto Bolden , you know Otto Bolden right knows all this stuff . No , he's legit , he's like she's probably the one that's going to beat the chick is legit .

Speaker 1

Yeah , you know she won . She won the nationals , she went to Texas , yeah yeah , she won the Nationals .

Speaker 5

She went to Texas . Yeah , yeah , no , I did hear that ?

Speaker 1

No , that's what .

Speaker 3

I'm saying as soon as you said that , yeah , I was like , okay , I didn't know .

Speaker 5

See , I never heard of her Because all we hear about is , you know , sha'carri Richardson and all that type of stuff ,

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right ? So again I was just impressed , like when I saw her run .

Speaker 1

I'm like God it's not saying the other Jamaicans , oh yeah , yeah . But I knew Elaine Thompson here . I knew she didn't go . I think her Achilles .

Speaker 5

I don't know what was up with .

Speaker 1

Yeah , she just kind of scratched . Yeah , she , I mean her legacy . Her legacy , I mean she's 35 . Again like I said , I mean , uh , I know they got some , some new people coming up like I said , I I'm not a track person .

Speaker 5

I like and I enjoy watching it , but again , I was impressed by her because all we hear is about shikari .

Speaker 1

Yeah , you know about all the races , yeah no , yeah , she knows she's here about shikari , it wasn't . I wasn't surprised when she won she looks she won that .

Speaker 5

When she won that heat , I was like I looked at her , I said she look like Wonder Woman . The black Wonder Woman .

Speaker 3

Yeah , she is a goddess . She's beautiful .

Speaker 1

She's absolutely beautiful . But I was impressed Pretty ass smile , yeah . When she won I was like damn .

Speaker 5

But the fact that they only got one medal . Now she got two medals for the entire country Ever .

Speaker 1

See that . They say look at God Now . Everybody want to go to St Lucia now .

Speaker 5

The country was going crazy . What y'all think about the pole varter that grew ?

Speaker 2

up here .

Speaker 1

Born here , mondo .

Speaker 3

Mondo yeah .

Speaker 2

Grew up here , born here he runs for Sweden .

Speaker 5

Runo , yeah , grew up here , born here .

Speaker 1

He runs for Sweden , runs for Sweden , but he's honoring his mother . I understand that , because his mom is Swedish . She competed with Sweden , so he's just honoring his mom .

Speaker 5

Why not do that the first Olympics , and then honor the ?

Speaker 1

USA and then honor the USA , this one . That's what I don't get . Maybe he might do it now .

Speaker 5

I look it up Sweden . They don't pay their athletes for it . Oh , he got money out to Wazoo anyway .

Speaker 1

I know he do , but still you see how high he jump .

Speaker 5

That shit is nuts 20 foot 6 inches it is it's Mondo Duplantis ?

Speaker 1

Yeah , he's the . They say he's the fastest pole vaulter in history . That's why he can go so far , because I think he runs like 10 , 2 , 10 , 3 . Damn , uh-huh , damn , that's fast .

Speaker 2

He's only 24 .

Speaker 3

With a pole . I'm like man . He ain't even running .

Speaker 1

Hey , his dad had him in the backyard and then they said he used to jump over like the coffee table to the couch and all that . Then they built him like a little pit and then just kept going because his dad did the same event .

Speaker 2

And both his parents went to LSU . His parents trained him , so his mom , and his dad they're his coaches .

Speaker 4

That's got to be confusing right there .

Speaker 5

Sweden allowed that too , and that's one of the reasons why he's there .

Speaker 1

But listen what your name does that ? Jasmine Quinn Camacho ? Okay , she went to Kentucky . Kentucky , yeah , she's from here , but she runs for Puerto Rico because her mom is a Puerto Rican .

Speaker 4

I'm just saying you're in Sweden and you're like man , I want me some crawfish .

Speaker 3

Where the hell that come from . I'm just saying I thought you was going to say snowflake . I want him , some crawfish Want him some snowflake .

Speaker 4

Yeah , no , no but you think about it Like , say , he went to LSU , they grew up in Louisiana .

Speaker 1

Yeah , he's from Louisiana , you go to .

Speaker 5

Sweden and shit he be like damn this cat don't speak a sound of Swedish or whatever it's called .

Speaker 1

Yeah no , no , he grew up . He grew up in it . I mean , I'm pretty sure he still lives . He's crazy .

Speaker 4

I think he still lives in Louisiana if I'm not mistaken , him and his lady . I like my beer cold , but I mean , I get it .

Speaker 5

No , I do to a point , I get it to a point .

Speaker 1

So now , what if your mom was from the Dominican ?

Speaker 5

Okay , so the first time I represent the Dominican , the second time I'm representing the States .

Speaker 1

Joel Embiid , didn't he do that , joel Embiid Is that why the France was born .

Speaker 3

No , no .

Speaker 5

So Joel Embiid wanted to play for Cameroon , but they didn't qualify . Oh , so he was like I'm not from France , so that's why he chose the US . But yeah , he said if Cameroon would have qualified he would have played with them , played with them .

Speaker 3

So , yeah , man , that was funny .

Speaker 2

I just don't think he kept moving .

Speaker 3

He just waits to spot me .

Speaker 1

Hey , all I know is this he balled out today I ain't moving down . I really enjoy myself watching all this track . Enjoy myself watching all this track . Let me see what that say right there Nike track and field . It's in my blood , joe . I know I play football , but I love track and field , just like you love to drink , I love track and field .

Speaker 4

It's in my blood , bosco . Hey , literally , it's in my blood , sweating it out . It's in my blood , bosco . Hey , literally . Right , it's in my blood .

Speaker 5

Sweating it out .

Speaker 3

It's in my pores , it's in my hair .

Speaker 5

I got a question for you as a track athlete and Americans aren't known for long distance , right , right , but that 1500 . Right , do you consider that a true long distance run ? Because I'm still perplexed how that dude won that 1,500 , dog , it's a mile , I know he was .

Speaker 3

Man .

Speaker 1

Hey , he dug deep Now because the three guys , that was the favorite .

Speaker 2

Yeah .

Speaker 1

They was just yapping at each other .

Speaker 5

They came two and three , wait , no , they came two and four .

Speaker 1

Yeah , two and four , Because the main two it was Ember the Norwegian .

Speaker 5

Yeah , the Norwegian and the great guy from Great Britain , yeah , so they normally go at each other .

Speaker 1

The other kid , I think he went to Notre Dame . Notre Dame , yep , he's just kind of , I mean he's real , I mean he's cool , but he don't really get into them antics with them . But homeboy Cochran , the one that came in first place , first place , yeah , he came out of nowhere .

Hey , that's what excited me the fact that he came out of nowhere and he ran and that was like the 400 meters .

Speaker 3

He tried to make his move on the turn . The dude cut him off .

Speaker 1

What up , dog ? Listen , Do you hear what homeboy said ? I'm telling you Because you know we got a couple . I don't want to say no names , but we got a couple corny sprinters . Oh , I don't want to call nobody out , but we know they're corn balls and we got a couple of sprinters . That's flamboyant , that's cool . Like Quincy Now . Did you hear Quincy ?

Like Kung Fu Kenny , Did you hear Quincy ? When he got , like as soon as he crossed the finish line , he said that's that dog . That's all he said . Like as soon as he crossed the finish line , he said that's that dog , that's all he said . Dog , that's all he said .

Speaker 3

He said that's that dog .

Speaker 1

And that's exactly what it was dog . That's exactly what it was . The way he came back he said that's that dog . And then they asked him something . He said you can't not run a dog . I said this cat is my nigga dog . Congratulations to all them cats ?

Speaker 5

Yeah , no , no doubt .

Speaker 1

But yeah , the way he came back , man I was sitting up here like it just makes it exciting , dog , yeah , because .

Speaker 5

I mean Sidney McLaughlin . Like you know , she going to win . She beat him by what ?

Speaker 1

two seconds or something like that , but listen , here's the surprising part Femke Boll ended up coming in third place , third place , yeah . Now , if she wouldn't have had to run all them people down in that mixed relay . Mixed relay yeah , I mean , I love your country and all that too .

But F , that mixed relay , I don't care about that now , if it's the women's four by four , okay , but they do that after anyway . But now at least you can sit up here and be like , oh okay , well , you know , I was tired and yeah , she could use that excuse , but the four by she ain't make no excuses , though . She just said she ran a bad race .

Hey , anna Cockrell , tell me this , though Tell me they'll make some of the three . See , that's what you get with that chocolate boy . She's gorgeous .

Speaker 5

See that she might be my favorite one out of all of them , gabby . See what ?

Speaker 1

happens when you get that chocolate boy .

Speaker 2

Anna Cockrell Boy . She's gorgeous .

Speaker 4

Oh , I love you .

Speaker 5

Hey , what school she go to I don't know , I don't care .

Speaker 4

You making some noises . She went to USC Supposed to be making on air now .

Speaker 5

Hey , we in late night .

Speaker 1

What about the chick that came before first , hey ?

Speaker 4

all of them . You know I ain't got no standards bro .

Speaker 1

Oh , my God Long .

Speaker 4

I don't know why you asked me some bullshit .

Speaker 1

Jasmine , jasmine Wong , she Jasmine . They gotta take a shot put her Jasmine came in .

Speaker 5

She came in like she came , before she came she came right behind , uh , she came right , I think it's Jasmine Jones , jasmine Jones .

Speaker 1

But aren't they man Dude ? They all could have been In a beauty contest . Sydney , anna Cockrell and Jasmine Jones I was just sitting there Looking at that like , goodness gracious , go USA . I heard that Track beauties yeah , that's . When you sit up there , they cross that finish line , you like boy .

Usa I heard them Track beauties yeah , that's , when you sit up there , they cross that finish line , you're like boy . He's having fun .

Speaker 3

See that that's what these cats get . Hey , hey , he went inside his brandy closed his eyes .

Speaker 5

My favorite , my favorite , my favorite question to ask my favorite question to ask a female is if they want a sprinter's body or a long-distance runner's body .

Speaker 3

Nah , I think it's a sprinter's body . Okay now , now what the girls say .

Speaker 5

Who has ? The guys are going to say sprinter's body . What the girls say ? The girls are going to say sprinter's body too .

Speaker 1

Yeah , the sprinter , body .

Speaker 5

You don't want to be built like you're in a marathon .

Speaker 3

Who are you to be built like you're in a marathon ? Who you going to ask that question ?

Speaker 5

I just ask a female and see what they say they don't want no long distance body Especially not now what Is she ?

Speaker 3

a snowflake or not ? She might want that long distance body . When she's super thin , because you know .

Track and Field Banter and Competitions

Speaker 1

How's it been in the chocolate factory ? Hey , because you know How's it been in the chocolate factory .

Speaker 4

They got white chocolate , shit .

Speaker 3

They got white chocolate . Now , no , I know .

Speaker 1

What's your name ? But she ain't make it . What's our white girl that we got the 200 meter ? Abby Steiner , abby Steiner , but she ain't make it . We just talking about our girls . She's got booty . She ain't make it . We just talking about our girls at Jazz . She's a lot booty . Hey , don't spread . Oh , hey , look at it's a 400-meter runner for the Netherlands .

I forget the young lady's name Beautiful . There's a couple for .

Speaker 5

Great Britain .

Speaker 4

Oh yeah , they man man . Now Jamaicans got the dunk . Oh yeah , man man .

Speaker 1

Now Jamaicans got the dunk .

Speaker 2

Oh , yeah , yeah .

Speaker 4

I'm going to forget about it .

Speaker 3

They smoke weed and they eat greens .

Speaker 5

Jamaica fell off this year , though they done fell off this year . No , really , they got some young .

Speaker 4

They just tapped out yeah , they young . They was in the room .

Speaker 1

No , they didn't run though . No , I'm saying their people are getting older and the younger people are coming up .

Speaker 4

But they had one in the finals . She won by like what ? 18? .

Speaker 1

Oh , yeah , yeah .

Speaker 5

Oh yeah .

Speaker 1

She'd just be getting better .

Speaker 5

Y'all see the young kid run Quincy .

Speaker 1

Wilson in the 4x4 ? In the 4x4 . Uh-uh , I missed that one . I saw it All and he ran because he ran in the rounds .

Speaker 3

I just feel bad for the young fella . I was like , oh man , they got him out there just to have him out there , man , but look he just falling behind they qualify , that's all they matter oh yeah , no , that's all that count .

Speaker 1

That's all they wanted him for , yeah so now he can get , he can get a medal . But now here's my thing , because normally , well , michael Norman is going to probably be on there . Yeah , he will be , but my God that now see , with Sidney McLaughlin . I'm not surprised .

I'm more surprised that Femke Boll came in third place and I'm surprised that Michael Norman came in what ? Seventh or eighth place ? Oh , in the 400th . Yeah , I'm like dude , you're supposed to be up in the front , like what the hell is going on , got taxed in that mixed relay .

Speaker 5

Man , I'm telling you , like you said , you're a track guy ?

Speaker 1

No , I don't think Michael Norman . I don't think he ran in the mix . No , yeah .

Speaker 4

Oh , he didn't no not Michael Norman .

Speaker 2

No-transcript .

Speaker 4

No .

Speaker 1

Not .

Speaker 2

Michael Norman .

Speaker 4

Michael .

Speaker 1

Norman ain't running in that he .

Speaker 4

They set the record in the mix .

Speaker 1

Yeah , two of them didn't even run in the final , but Because of Femme Cabal , didn't he ? Okay , that's how she . What were you gonna ?

Speaker 5

say I could've sworn . Michael Norman ran in one of the mix .

Speaker 1

Nah , I love shit , unless he was using it for Cause . You know they still practice when they're out there . But hey , man , you running them rounds . Hey , they talk about Sidney McLaughlin going for the double in LA . Who going to LA with me 2028 .

Speaker 5

I would love to go to LA . That's going to be crazy out there though 2028 . Traffic bad . Now I'm going .

Speaker 1

At least I know we on the same time frame and the races won't be getting spoiled cause I'm sitting up here like man , I'm staying away from my phone and and all this stuff , so what's ?

Speaker 5

left , so we got the the 400 , the 4x4 the 400 men's final no , the 400 men's final .

Speaker 1

No , the 400 men's final . Hey , don't tell me about the men's hurdles , because I ain't watched it yet . They ran the finals . I know they ran the men's hurdles today the 4x4 .

Speaker 5

But I haven't watched it . Yeah , the 400 .

Speaker 1

I was actually trying to pull it up the only thing I watched was the relay today like trying to pull it up . Only thing I watched was a the relay today and what ? Um , damn , I'm trying to think on the . Oh yeah , you saw what you watch the man's , four by one , the women's and the women .

The women they ran , yeah , they wanted today , they ran it today they ran today , yeah right before the manager .

Speaker 5

And then what ?

Speaker 1

the decathlon and the , the heptathlon , right that's it hey , hey , them dudes is them dudes is in great shape . You see that the one guy from Germany , he like 6'5 , like 240 man , this dude run like a 10500 nuts , that's , that's damn , that's crazy , that's crazy , that's crazy that's crazy , that's that's damn it Be that size and run that fast , hell yeah .

And then be able to even pole vault , like you see , like that stick with break , I don't care how many feet they going . If he jumped five feet and then he got a high jump too . Now them dudes are . Those are some great athletes .

Speaker 5

I was doing the breakdown of Quincy Hall right , so he ran the 404 , 43.4 . Yeah , you realize it's a 10.6 second or 10.2 second average , all the way around , all the way around Damn .

Speaker 3

Yeah , he did great Nigga he did great .

Speaker 1

That's why he's a gold medal winner like he said that's that dog , so you think he'll beat you . You think he'll beat you by he'll lap you what do I think ? In a one lap race where you going ? In a one lap race he gonna get lapped in a one lap race In a one lap race . He going to be , hey , he going to get lapped in a one lap race .

Speaker 5

I'm going to get lapped at the 200 . He going to make it all the way around Back to the 200 . I'm still going to be at the 200 .

Speaker 1

You timing us , I'm timing you , it's just coming out the blue . Hey , these cats trying to be all in the same like run . At the same time I say we need a time for everybody .

Speaker 5

I'm giving you three phones .

Speaker 3

You're going to be like this Bosco he coming in first , the beat .

Speaker 5

Which one you can put the first phone down .

Speaker 1

But no , but then when you lap it it just yeah . So that's why you know you can put the first fold down .

Speaker 5

Once Bosco come by .

Speaker 3

I know .

Speaker 5

Here's Bosco's time , boop , put that down hey .

Speaker 1

I'm just , I'm just gonna try to run 70 seconds . Wait , yeah , a minute 10 , a minute 10 .

Speaker 3

I told you , I'm just trying to be under A minute 30 . I'm trying to be , I'm trying to be a minute 30 , minute 40 .

Speaker 1

Listen what people aren't realizing is the body lock up .

Speaker 5

Did you watch that video I sent you .

Speaker 3

It ain't going to lock up . I ain't worried about it .

Speaker 5

So they basically said there's three stages .

Speaker 1

But listen , you got to give yourself a time .

Speaker 3

I know , but I'm not going to lock up because I'm not going to let myself lock up . But you got to give yourself a time to run 110 to make my body .

Speaker 4

Are you pacing you ?

Speaker 3

will see , I'm gonna come in 130 , 140 , this . I was like oh yeah , oh yeah , that's it 120 . Alright , hey , we ain't calling out no times we ain't calling out no times .

Speaker 1

I'm picking you up at 100 . Hey , listen On the article you put yeah , they basically said so what time should he run ?

Speaker 5

Oh , that's the one you sent right , when it says it's the 40th Three stages .

Speaker 3

Yeah , what's the three stages ?

Speaker 5

No , there was an article , I think Bosco sent that talked about what you should be able to run . Or did I send that ? I can't remember .

Speaker 3

I don't know man .

Speaker 5

He said so much stuff With the age , like at the age no that's what I said .

Speaker 3

Man , I'm 53 .

Speaker 1

No , they got your age on there 53 . I should be running 140 . No , because , listen , you got . What does he consider High recreational ? Am I right or wrong ? Yes , see , so you might have to be 120 . You might have to do the body lock-up .

Speaker 4

Yeah , you have to do the 110 , bro , because you do everything except for curdling . Yeah , you probably do that too , sliding on that one knee and shit . Hey , I got the brooms . What do it say ? Did you find it ? Yeah , here you go . I think I got the broom .

Speaker 1

What do it ?

Speaker 3

say Did you find it I ? Can't yeah here it go , I think I got it , got it Science .

Speaker 2

Alright , look , that's the science . Here it go .

Speaker 3

Welcome to the brutality .

Speaker 2

Nah , that was the one before that .

Speaker 1

Yeah , cause I know it's a chart . What's a ?

Speaker 3

good time , here it go , let me call it , let me play it . What's a good time you talking about ? This is the eight most common .

Speaker 1

Yeah , yeah , let them know what's the .

Speaker 2

Number one , head tilted down as runners we have a tendency to lift out our feet when we're running when there are coming trails and we want to jump over rocks or roads .

Speaker 5

She got like eight things to do . Or even on the road for a safe journey .

Speaker 1

If we no , that ain't it oh you . That ain't it .

Speaker 6

Oh no , that ain't it , that ain't it . This is why I'm working on your form . 50 to 55 alright .

Speaker 1

What would it say ?

Speaker 6

high recreational . You need to be running 112 to 114 . You fool listen and hot weight .

Speaker 1

He 53 and he's definitely high . Recreational and what ?

Speaker 6

should he be running 140 ? He's 53 . He's 53 .

Speaker 1

And he's definitely high recreational . He's definitely high recreational . And what ?

Speaker 6

should he be running 140 . Are you saying he's intermediate , recreational or high ?

Speaker 1

recreational .

Speaker 6

No , he play basketball like six times a week . 112 to 114 should be running Now if they mean recreational and track , then Novice nigga beginner is two minutes , that's me .

Speaker 1

Man please 56 to two minutes .

Speaker 6

Novice is 143 to 147 . See , man , you should be at least intermediate . Recreational 125 to 127 .

Speaker 1

There you go there , you go , so I'm giving them 120 .

Speaker 6

The world record at 50 is 50.51 . That's the world record for 50? . 55 plus is 52.24 . Oh , hell , no , I ain't no track star .

Speaker 5

Hey , didn't Sidney McLaughlin just run the whole 400 hurdles in under 50 ?

Speaker 1

Hey , listen , did you see when they superimposed her race ?

Speaker 2

Yes , and she came in seventh and that was the last race .

Speaker 1

Now just think if they did this one .

Speaker 3

Yeah , that's crazy man .

Speaker 1

So now you know , if they put hurdles up she would beat all of us .

Speaker 3

So what am I saying If ?

Speaker 1

she ran hurdles .

Speaker 5

And gave us a 100-meter start .

Speaker 2

I start down here .

Speaker 3

She starts up here , Ready .

Speaker 1

Go and she would still beat us and we running flat .

Speaker 6

Here's the thing I'm going to knock our hurdles down At 80 plus . The world record is 110 . There you go , you can do that 80 , oh no , but .

Speaker 1

But see , here's the thing , though I don't like the way you're looking at me , hey , no , look . But hey , this is what they really aren't telling people that's track stars .

Speaker 3

Yeah , yeah , them are retired track stars that's guaranteed man , we gonna see .

Speaker 1

Yeah , we're not track stars , I'm gonna let you know now .

Speaker 3

My body ain't locking up . I'm running a sub 130 and that's it .

Speaker 4

Average ADO ain't gonna get out there and run no damn 110 or whatever the hell that thing .

Speaker 1

Hey you 50 plus .

Speaker 6

So you would consider yourself Sub elite or high recreational . I don't give a fuck .

Speaker 1

I'm not sure I'm high . Recreational .

Speaker 2

High recreational that nigga elite . He trying to put me up there .

Speaker 6

Nigga super elite , so sub elite you should run a 105 .

Speaker 5

Exactly 65 seconds . See , he can do that . All right , so let's go around the table .

Speaker 3

Steve , what you doing , I'm doing 130 .

Speaker 5

You just said 120 .

Speaker 3

I said 130 .

Speaker 1

All right , bosco , I'm doing 70 seconds .

Speaker 5

I'm saying 80 .

Speaker 3

See , you're saying 120 . I'm saying 130 . He's saying 80 . There you go .

Speaker 1

So mine is a minute 10 . What you say ?

Speaker 2

So I should do 105 ? You should do .

Speaker 6

If you're sub elite at 50 plus , you should do one .

Speaker 1

I'm sorry .

Speaker 6

Sub elite . My bad is 103 . Oh no , are you national class or sub elite ?

Speaker 1

I'm national class in 100 meters .

Speaker 6

Then you're 59 .

Speaker 1

Hell . No , that's the 100 meters . I don't run a 400 .

Speaker 6

You're talking 400 .

Speaker 1

The 100 and the 200 . You can handle it .

Speaker 3

Track star no 100 , 200 .

Speaker 1

You're going to handle it tomorrow . I'm national class . Hey , watch that video we're going to see . They talked about why that's the hardest race the 400 meter .

Speaker 5

I'm just a regular person , I'm going to watch it when we're off there they talked about why it's the hardest race .

Speaker 3

I can't listen to it and listen to y'all . Because , you're coming out of blocks , are we coming ?

Speaker 1

out of blocks . No , I told them we should run in basketball shoes , but now , since we got these times on , if basketball shows up as a track suit .

Speaker 5

No , I'm wearing these .

Speaker 4

This nigga showing off some spikes .

Speaker 3

I'm wearing these right now I'm not wearing them .

Speaker 6

Can you get some spikes on T-Move ? I'm on .

Speaker 3

Might be able to get them by tomorrow . If you order them now , you can get them by tomorrow .

Speaker 1

Hey Joe , yes , sir .

Speaker 3

You ain't in it . Come on , joe , don't be scared .

Speaker 5

Come on , joe , we'll get you in Three minutes .

Speaker 3

Nigga , you can speed walk .

Speaker 4

Hell , no , joe , two minutes , no , no , no .

Speaker 1

Joe , joe , we give you Hell . No , we give you two minutes , joe .

Speaker 5

Two and a half Come on man .

Speaker 4

Hell no .

Speaker 5

Two and a Mr Hennessy Sitting at the . Whiskey , whiskey , won't you go away , go away At the line . I can't do it Well .

Speaker 1

Anyway , that was the show .

Speaker 4

That's right .

Speaker 1

We had fun . We still can't do it . Alright , y'all , we'll see y'all . Another We'll give , y'all , we'll see y'all another . We'll get y'all the results on the next episode yeah , when y'all hear this , follow us on Instagram nobody's talking podcast Twitter nobody's talking one and email us nobody's talking podcast at gmailcom and we're going to post the videos .

Pray for us , hey , even when you hear this podcast and we already ran it still pray for us .

Draft Order Decided by Running

Speaker 5

I may or may not be here next week .

Speaker 3

We have an ambulance on standby .

Speaker 6

You need a medic .

Speaker 3

We hydrating right now .

Speaker 1

Hey , that's my water . Y'all getting ready ? I'm getting ready for tomorrow , gizzard . Hey , I had gizzards the other day .

Speaker 4

Yeah , boy .

Speaker 1

Yeah , I was in pacing . I got some gizzards man . Hey , that's why I'm drinking water right now . I'm about to drink some green juice . I'm coming in and I'm doing 70 . It's 77 . I'm just going to stretch it out . I'm coming in and I'm doing 70 . I'm coming up , it's 77 .

Get ahead , god damn , I'm just going to stretch it out , I'm going to stretch it out 70 is 120 .

Speaker 3

I'm going to stretch it out . No 70 is 110 .

Speaker 1

Oh 110 .

Speaker 2

Yeah , 70 is 110 .

Speaker 5

I said 80 . Yeah , you said 80 . 80 , so that's 120 .

Speaker 1

I said 100 . No , so you you doing a minute 20 seconds , I'm doing a minute 20 .

Speaker 5

And what you ?

Speaker 1

doing , I'm doing 130 .

Speaker 2

Man you got to do a minute 20 , minute 25 .

Speaker 4

Check on FanDuel .

Speaker 1

Hey .

Speaker 4

Shit is on FanDuel . Hey Joe , you going to put the bets on ?

Speaker 1

You got to do this for the podcast man , shit is on FanDuel . Hey , we got to start coming up with content . This is what the people want Content .

Speaker 4

Oh , okay . We want to see .

Speaker 3

Alabama Joe run , are we ?

Speaker 2

content creators hey 400 times .

Speaker 3

It should be 400 times for our draft order . We do what ? 400 times for our draft order ? Everybody run the 400 for our draft order .

Speaker 1

Oh my .

Speaker 3

God .

Speaker 1

Remember this cat was talking about running ?

Speaker 3

Oh yeah , People doing the 100 for their draft order he said the 100 or he said the 40 .

Speaker 4

He said the 40 .

Speaker 5

Yeah , nigga , hey , this nigga got to do the 100 . We can do the 40 .

Speaker 2

No no .

Speaker 6

You go back to the 100 .

Speaker 5

We'll be at the 40 . Why can't we do shots ? Why ?

Speaker 6

can't we do shots ? Oh no , you go back to the 100 .

Speaker 3

We'll be at the 40 . Why can't we do shots then ? Why can't ?

Speaker 4

we do shots . Oh Lord , we can do shots .

Speaker 1

Shots .

Speaker 5

With a draft order man , you trying to kill us , Joe .

Speaker 1

You trying to get people drunk , man , I don't drink .

Speaker 4

It makes it fun . No more Shit .

Speaker 2

Try to draft when you're drunk .

Speaker 3

See what happens .

Speaker 1

Hey , it's already happened . That's old news . Yeah , that's old news , oh my .

Speaker 3

Lord Drafted , people ain't even playing , no , more .

Speaker 4

It's every year for me , shit .

Speaker 1

I'm dead dog . All right , y'all . All right , we out . Holla Wish me luck Peace .

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