¶ Pre-Olympics Podcast Banter
and five , four . I like that countdown . You know what , hey , I was telling this cat about turning his ? Uh , let me turn him out with . You know , joe's phone gonna ring in like uh three minutes yeah , how many minutes , joe ? 25 , 25 minutes . It's like they know . Huh , yeah , hell , yeah . Anyway , welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast .
We are back In the house At an undisclosed location , not in Paris , but at the Olympics on television . That's right , that's where we are .
We are back , just like football .
And I like to tell , I like to send a message out right now to all the people that like to text or talk about you know , some people work so you can't always watch stuff . Listen , I'm going to call Joe out out real quick . Let me tell you what he did . I don't know what race it was , but it was the 10 000 meters .
Joe was about to tell me about it . He was like oh , you don't watch the 10 000 meters well , wow actually I watch , I mean , I might fast forward to like the last five laps .
Well , wow , Actually .
I'll watch . I mean I might fast forward to like the last five laps . That nigga said no , say exactly what I said . I said I'll fast forward to like the last five laps .
He said I'll watch the last lap .
No , I said I'll watch the last five laps .
That nigga's going to watch 999 motherfucking thousand meters hey listen , I can't help it .
I really love tracking you every four-year Olympic people 9,000 motherfucking meters . Don't enjoy it like that . That's what you're going to watch 9,000 meters .
You're going to fast forward 9,000 meters .
Watch the last 1,000 meters .
I watched the last five laps Like I watched what's the Ember Brisson , I don't know , the one cats in there . 1,500 meters , uh-huh man , I don't want to spoil it for nobody .
I know huh that 1,500 .
That was a good race .
That was a good race , which one .
Man do . You know how fast they were running .
What was that ? They all run under 60 seconds I know .
And that's with four laps . That 400 was no joke .
No , listen , we're going to tell you all right now . We know we said something about the 400 meters . Stay tuned . Oh no , because actually by the time they hear this , we would have already ran the 400 meters .
So this might be the last time you hear me .
It's coming up , I feel a sick day coming up . Uh , oh , and now we like to welcome Noah Lyles To uh .
You don't officially work here , so you can't take FMLA .
Yeah .
We don't have a workman's comp .
Short term disability .
Hey .
We're going at a going to be up . You know , I get my energy from the sun . Short-term disability . Hey , we're going to have a good time too . 6.15 am yeah .
That's one guy called the Friday Monday , I think we all been over there before . I know it's been a while , right , yeah yeah , yeah .
Yeah , I think we , because normally , like the gate Got to , it looked like see , this is what I was going to do . I was going to wear mine . Were you going to wear yours ? No , but I'm not Okay , because then when I put them on , it feel like I have to do something . So , no See , that's why you should put them on . Nope , hey , I told .
C , I got to push .
Nope , I told C we're going to run them in basketball shoes .
Hey , Bare feet yeah .
I'm just going to hold a ball in front of me and go chase it , and then I'm going to look up and be like oh , I got 200 to go .
So now we got to put our times out there . Damn , because then we're going to put it on IG . We'll put it up tomorrow , and my heart is beating .
Like I'm about to run For a goal For 400 .
He's like man . I tell you what you gonna run that .
Motherfucker , bare feet . I'm gonna go , I'm gonna show them Watch that I got that one . Anxiety . I wanna see that shit . You might feel good .
Hey man , you don't wanna run Bare ?
feet , my feet too soft , let your inner .
African out what you want me to grab a stick , a staff You're going to need one after you run bare feet .
Hell yeah you run bare feet , them motherfuckers going to cook .
They're going to be bloody . I know my shit they're going to be refried .
You know what I need ? I need a dog out there chasing me . That's a nice track . I know , right .
Now here's the thing you get a good time . We've been breaking records Personal best .
I can't even run from a dog . I had to stand and fight that . You just got to turn around . I just got to turn around and take it .
I was just going to be like you're going to come support us , joe , or you don't know , Fuck it .
I got one arm left . Whatever God gave you , two of you can live without one as soon as he grabbed that Motherfucker .
I'm going for his throat .
Yeah , you can rip it out , you coming , you coming to Support us .
Joe , what time it is 6.15 AM In the morning .
Yeah , hey , we gotta get it done and get it over with .
I'm gonna be eating my noodle by then , man .
What's that ? The hangover cure ?
Yeah , I'm in a bowl of manuto . I already got the appointment you getting in them streets . I'm going to drink a little bit tonight , okay , so what ?
lane . We going A lot of bit actually . Well see , look , here's the thing . We have to go individually because each person has to get a time , unless y'all have a fancy , uh like , because even if you hit , if you start to stop watch and you do lap , all it's going to do is just count from zero , zero , yeah , yeah .
So let's say somebody comes in and 20 seconds and you hit lap , then it's gonna obviously just start . I know it used to be a thing to where it'd keep like it'd stop , but then it'd keep counting . So then when the next person came , in .
we could just run and get it all over with A normal stopwatch . Does that though ?
My iPhone didn't do it and we ain't going out buying no stopwatch I might have one of those what you talking about .
I ain't running with my phone .
When somebody say go , oh , I definitely no , we're going to have to have a timer . I got a timer right there .
I got a timer stopwatch . Put the stopwatch on .
My brother's turn .
No , but that's what I'm saying . It does multiple times , Not really because I think y'all be that far apart , then you better .
But then no , you still want everybody's time though this nigga going to come in at least 40 seconds before me and Steve man , uh-uh . Hey man , he ain't going to do that .
He won't embarrass you . Hey man , I already told you I'm coming in sub two minutes .
Look , that's why I was saying everybody just run . I'm right under two minutes , everybody run by themselves .
That way you ain't racing nobody .
Yeah , no , because it's not a race .
You ain't discouraged , you running your time .
You racing the track . I'm not racing nobody , I'm chasing this . Well , no , literally .
Because I know I ain't going to run . Listen , listen , I . But you already defeated already , cause you talking about looking , looking at his shoes .
No but no . Here's the thing , though If we all ran together , yeah . They won't get a screen time . Being honest , you won't be able to get a time .
You can run down there and then you start recording them . He'll be still on the tape .
Exactly , he gonna fall out . Wake up . But if we all go , we can cheer each other on .
He gonna lay in the grass .
You can do that too , I'm gonna get mine . I'm gonna get mine over with . I'm gonna go first To get it over with .
Nah , I'm going first Cause I'm the slowest .
Oldest .
Is your brother ? I think it should be . I'm the oldest .
We should go slowest to fastest , nah oldest to , because then the agony , the agony is just going to build up me watching two people run because I'm going to watch him break down and then I'm going to be like damn , then he going to break down and I'm going to be like damn , nah , shit , now it's my turn .
There won't be no pressure on you then . Exactly that's how I look at it , but shit .
I got to go first , I still know I'm going to break down .
I'm going to get there an hour early and walk 15 laps so I can warm up Like listen , I'm not really worried about that .
My knees hurt . Man , y'all talking about this . Oh man , oh yeah .
Hey , Quit talking about that . My knee's starting to hurt .
No , hey , this is the Olympic edition it is .
It's your knee , I know , but it usually just one , but both of them are hurting right now .
Yeah , this is the Olympic edition . Anybody been watching ? Okay ?
what's the craziest event ?
that you watched , hey the craziest was that speed climbing .
I saw them , motherfuckers , running up there like spiders . I saw highlights , highlights .
I didn't want to do it in life , get the fuck out of here 17 ?
well , I don't I mean , I just say 17 seconds but I was like five .
It was fast , that motherfucker four . It was actually sub five , it was four , point like eight that dog dude , that dude .
He wanted to go metal that like spider-man I don't know if this was the craziest , but the most impressive thing I saw was the dude shooting . Oh , the old man , old man shooting without all the goggles .
Oh my God , you know , I just thought about something .
I didn't see that . What was he shooting ?
Hey wait , I just called him old man .
This dude , 52 years old , a rifle hey .
Handgun . You know how the dudes come out with their glasses and the scope and all that Right .
He ain't have none . He had some regular glasses on dog .
With his hand in his pocket , pop Pop and won gold . Won gold . Wait , did he ?
win gold or did he get the ? He won gold when you from , that's crazy .
I think he's Turkish I think he's . Turkish .
Yeah , oh , that's awesome . I didn't see that .
That was impressive .
I watched table tennis .
Then I watched badminton .
Wait , they had table tennis doubles .
Table tennis doubles Yep table tennis doubles .
How in ?
the .
Handball . You see , when Anthony Edwards , him and Steph I guess they were talking to some of the lady ping pong players and I guess Steph was telling Anthony Edwards that he couldn't score , he was like man , I can score , and he was like no . So they was like , okay , we're going to set it up .
I guess they were all on the bus , but I mean , he ended up he was able to score One point . Yeah , he was able to score one . I don't know , I don't think I'd be able to score one point .
Oh , I'd get me a point , especially if I'm serving my serve is crucial . Oh nah , you ain't getting no point against him . You don't know me , man .
I know you ain't getting a point against him .
That motherfucker served the ball .
I know maybe like this , like blowing on it .
Yeah , and then it should be coming out of nowhere .
No , he went down with his head . That motherfucker . You can't even see him hit it , can't even see him hit it .
It's back here . So he put his head in the way , so you don't see what kind of sand he putting on it If I get a point .
it was luck .
For real .
They be like oh you score , oh wow , dude , they put so much backspin on it , you can't even hit that mug . I mean , I played some guys that were really like , really good , and I grew up Because you suck what , what , uh-oh .
We about to go find a ping pong table .
You don't know the side of the table . Look , hey , he about to tell on himself Go ahead and finish your story we grew up with the ping pong table .
Look at that , okay .
At the point .
Hey that's privilege , that right there , right there hey that was a ping pong table .
¶ Boys Club Ping Pong Banter
Where did you see ping pong at ?
bro Nigga , I ain't never played ping pong at the local Boys club .
Yup At the boys club when we saw ping pong . Don't hate on me , because we had a ping pong table . We had no ping pong table in the basement .
Don't hate on me , because we had a ping pong table .
Don't hate on me , y'all had a foosball table . We didn't have no foosball , we had foosball .
I didn't even see foosball until I got to damn college . I was like what the fuck is this ?
Did y'all have a ? Y'all probably had a little stand-up arcade . Huh Nah .
Little my pops was the one that wanted it .
So , when he wanted it Because we used to play it all the time when he wanted it . Ping pong .
I ain't play ping pong Until like he was saying Y'all have a bit of a sweat while you playing .
Oh yeah , you might be able to score . You might be able to score Me and you going at it , on the next edition of Nobody's Talking .
I'm not in that one .
I'm about to take Steve out on ping pong .
Man , come on , man , you miss me with that , because we've been missing our challenges .
I know we did the foul shot .
I won that I'm in jail , both of y'all in jail .
I'm in jail for life . I know , listen , this 400 . I know I ain't gonna . I mean , it ain't even A winner or a loser .
We just ended up in jail , I know .
The hell it ain't . Uh huh , the hell it ain't no winner or loser .
Cause this nigga Paying for my my uh , my uh .
My commissary . I put niggas , I put money , he put the money on my books .
While I was Cool , we shot . Remember we did the fall shot , uh-huh .
One shot and y'all went to jail , yeah .
One shot .
And he felt bad , put some money on the books .
Right yeah .
So we still locked up . I'm with .
Tukey .
Williams right now , they won't let me out .
Hey , speaking of jail , they said what's my dude , bryson Tillerer ? He's locked up right . Bryson tiller is wait , ain't it ? Wait , no tory lane , oh , tory lane . Hey , shout out to bryson tiller . I apologize , I get you young fellas mixed up I'm an old man , my bad , not bryson tiller , tory lanes . Oh , he made a .
Uh , he made a mixtape or an album from prison . It's crazy , right ? How do you do that ? I had no idea Exactly , but it sounded all right .
Where you get the beat from , like rubbing cups on the bar and shit , dude . No , no , I was on the phone .
He was just like play me the beat Turn up my music .
Huh , turn up my bass . Wait , let me see .
I know Lalo just dropped one today . Lalo did , Yep , she just dropped one today . I was listening to it on the way over here . That was on Pandora . She in prison too ? No , Lalo ain't in prison . But you know these female rappers , they really don't be talking about shit .
There's only a couple female rappers . Get it sexy . Get it sexy .
Get sexy rap , sexy rap . Yeah , we like that sexy rap , gorilla . Hey , I like it all . I do too .
I just like it because it's a female rapper . I don't care what she's saying , I don't care about the message . The message ain't shit , but the beats be bad .
I'm listening to the dude's message the beats be bad , ain't no message going to affect me right now in my 50s .
Yeah , that's the only message they got Suck his dick and take his money . Yep , that's what she was talking about . That's what she was talking about .
She said I take that nigga straight to the ATM . You be giving it up , but I don't . I'm just like . You lying , she lying that . You lying , she lying that . Shit's crazy .
I was just like you know , man , look , Look first off , who's falling for that ?
It don't matter If I give you $1,000, . Somebody in your house fucking .
No , hey , I agree .
I'm telling you right now I agree . If you got a female in that , motherfucker , somebody fucking .
Yeah , you better go get grandma . I want everybody in this house above 18 to come outside . I just gave $1,000 . And if you're under 18 .
And somebody about to get their back stretched out . If I give you more than that , somebody's going to sign a letter of intent . You're going to sign a letter of intent . Fuck it , I'll tell you they be lying to me . I ain't giving up , no coochie , and you're going to get man , please . You might find one or two simps , but even simps . Wake up .
But , listen .
Here's the thing Even a simp will wake up though .
Okay , they sit up here , they're giving it to somebody . They might not give it to a dude , but then they're giving it to somebody For free . Listen , remember we was talking about the whole she said she got two-day baby daddy . The whole coupon thing . Yeah , so now you sit up here , couch , coupon . You take a chick to Applebee's , you use a coupon .
She's like , oh , this cat used a coupon , now Drake , do the same thing . They be like , oh , that's so cute , why does he get a pass ? He thrifty yeah , he got all that money . He light-skinned I have no money , but you're giving him a pass Because he has the potential to buy her more . Yeah , exactly .
That's the thing .
But if you don't take all my money , I can buy you man . I can't buy you what Drake can .
Playing a long game . That's what it is See , and that's why , like she know she ain't gonna be around for long . Well , it's the sins of the few . That's all man you know . And then you speak on it . Girl you're gonna , and everybody think you a woman hater because you speak on the few . Oh , I'm right , you know who you talking to .
You know who I'm talking to Now that song is in my head that sex is rare boy , I don't think that's going to be in my head . With that , get it sexy Mm-hmm and Joe .
Oh man , you don't know what's cool , are you romantic ? Don't have an inch of it in my body . Damn for real . Yeah , I tried to be once . It didn't work out right .
You want to tell people what you did ? No , suck a couple toes .
So what's considered romantic ? Just whining and dying .
Shutting the door in her face . Shut up , bitch .
What's considered romantic Coming out of her belly Instead of her face Shit .
It's like this here right , look , you go out and buy some Sexual lingerie and you give it to her as a gift . Okay , now she don't like it , but it's expensive . I'm not gonna wear that , I said you ain't gonna wear that so much as I pay for this motherfucker . One of us is going to put this bitch on One of us .
One of us is going to put this motherfucker on , let me go find somebody that can fit this .
I'll wear this motherfucker much money I pay for this bitch Dick going to blow right through the stitches of it , god damn .
¶ Edible Panties and Dental Dangers
You like lingerie ?
Yeah , I like lingerie .
I bought it for her .
I bought it for me , for her to wear .
Right , no , I got you . That's the whole reason why men buy lingerie for women . Because you want to see them in it , but for some reason they might not work like that you can have on a t-shirt and a nice little sexy shorts .
Get some edible reason . They mine don't work like that . You can have on a t-shirt and a nice roll Sexy shorts .
Get some edible panties and shit .
Oh shit that man talking about them . Fruit roll-up panties .
I remember that shit got stuck in my teeth . I still got a bad memory of them like this . It was just stuck right there .
I'm like man , this stuff's sticky , no one come on .
Yeah you had to get them while they're young . You don't want to put it on a bitch that got hot flashes .
You'll melt that shit , that motherfucker's going to be extra juicy you can't fuck with a motherfucker with hot flashes .
That motherfucker can melt that shit .
It'll stick right to him , huh .
Yeah , yeah , you'll be in that bitch all night trying to clean up .
I never mess with the edible panties . I heard of them before . I would see them like , don't they have them ?
at At Spencer's .
Oh , yeah , sure , I don't know .
It's like a fruit roll Just fucking wrap it around .
Oh , and then she can eat it when she mess around and bite your ding , ding she's supposed to bite , she's supposed to suck it off .
Hey , but you never know , she might get too excited . She would like the .
Tootsie Roll Owl . Hey , you never know how many . Yeah , a one , one , a two , two .
Now just think , Everybody jump on that one . Now she just sit down on your thingy thing .
No , don't somebody getting punched on how hard it is real hard .
She gonna have to go to the dentist that's another $5,000 $15,000 right there insert the $5,000 .
Me and Payne don't get along , I'm going straight .
Soft , what the soft like what are you doing to me , okay , man you .
Superman for real super dangling .
Now I'm canines . Don't get along with my pee-pee . It's like teeth bitch teeth .
That's it , that's why you get off . Went to the doctor , had that still Still in surgery , Tink tink , tink , Tink tink tink , Get an experienced one with braces God dang .
Yeah , she know how to keep them nips back .
She know how to keep them braces off of you , bro . That's it , man . I'm done with y'all oh yeah .
Oh yeah .
Them braces . Oh yeah , you got practice .
These niggas done got super freaky
¶ Olympic Events and Snack Chats
. I know that needs to be an Olympic event right there .
See we take a hot dog . How many hot dogs can you take down ? Just take it down Like swallowing swords .
They don't give them no ideas . They must have a lot to have next to them .
Oh man , hey , they sitting , I'm out eating .
Softball , softball coming back . I thought it was already back . United States , nah , baseball and softball is gone .
Yeah . So , they take that out .
And put breakdancing in . And they're talking about what ? Putting flag ?
Hey , but breaking was pretty good . I was watching breaking , it was good .
Let me guess .
Asians Flag football .
And what Breakdancing . Who wanted to go Japan ? Oh , no , japan . I told you . Oh yeah , oh , japan wanted to go .
That motherfucking Pop locking for real , she was out there Getting it , oh yeah .
So did they have mixed teams , or did they have individuals , or how did they do ?
it . It was individuals . They went in pools .
Oh , so they didn't have like a .
Top two of that pool . And there you go . It was all single .
It was all one on one .
You call the next person out .
So it was a kind of the survivors of the round robin got put into this pool .
They should have put everybody . They got to the semifinals . They should have put everybody like in a circle , and then you just go out and do your thing . I showed y'all my tape with the broom . My thing was Like turbo .
Where did he get the judges from ? The judges was old breakers , they were all old breakers , but listen you got to realize they got Turbo no that's .
They should have had him Turbo .
Michael Boogaloo Shrimp .
Snoop Dogg was there .
That's all I know . Snoop Dogg has been on every event .
He's been all over . He's been all over the place .
Is he paying me for this nephew ?
Hey , we going for Elhan .
I ain't going to lie to you , Snoop Dogg . Y'all need to work on that . Gin and juice , oh .
Lord , okay , we're going to listen , we're going to be nice .
Shout out to Snoop Dogg . I don't play about my drinking .
Well , I'm going to tell you this Joe , we ain't going to get no . Well , I'm just saying Like no sponsors we're trying to get , we won't get , like nothing .
We're trying to go to the Olympics in 2028 .
It's in LA . It's in LA . We're trying to get on media row .
Okay , you remember the drink tab Remember that yeah . The one calorie drink .
You remember that ?
Oh , yeah , have you ever tasted one of them . Yeah , that's what gin and juice tastes like .
Could you honestly say ?
that tab was good . How about ?
tab . It's only one calorie and drink that shit that shit .
There's no way .
I guarantee there's no way you could take two swallows of that shit A tab . Yeah .
So the gin and juice ? Is that terrible ?
No , I ain't saying it's that terrible , but it just needs to work on a little bit .
So he got his own gin and juice .
You ain't seen gin and juice . Oh my God , I told you you privileged man .
I ain't seen it , did it just come out ?
It's at Target .
So when you go home and your gate closes in your community , are you allowed to come back out ? I'm just saying I don't got a gated community dog .
I live in a normal home , In a track home .
He's like man . They sell rap chips in your neighborhood . Yes , no , they don't .
There is no hip-hop rap shit .
No rap snacks .
No rap snacks in my neighborhood you got to go to the South .
I haven't hooked on them for a minute .
Really , y'all don't have the they got wrap snacks over here , they might have some down there on 35th , you should get some they good , I've had them before .
Wrap Wrap snacks , wrap snacks .
Rosé which one .
Who does he get you had ?
the little rummels yeah , is that ?
I think it was the honey barbecue honey barbecue . Yeah oh , yeah , that is good . Yeah , that's , that's the . That's the only one I've had , man , you know what I'm trying to think , which one is ? I think I had , uh , cardi B . Okay , I think , I think I I had Nicki Minaj , I had .
Rick .
Ross wait which one it might have been Nicki Minaj I had , because I know I had it .
I had the Rick Ross one .
That's the only one I know . I had the Honey Barbecue and then see Boosie be on that . Oh , that stuff's too spicy .
Okay , since I brought up the Gina Juice thing , give you a shot on the Cali Red , though .
Cali Red , though Cali Red's good , which one is Cali Red ? See , now we're thinking about Cali Red , sexy Red , cali Red , I told you get it .
Sexy is in my head , that's that wine , snoop Dogg wine , snoop Dogg wine , cali Red , that shit's good there , bro .
That good shit there .
Snoop , Snoopaloop .
That's that , cali Red . Yeah , hell yeah . That's good , that is really good , that's good to have Snoop Dogg .
Oh yeah , that's the one you can go with your phone .
Yeah , with the live label .
No , that's pretty tight .
Yeah , I've drank . That Got all those criminals on there .
Hey .
No , I'm serious , Everybody on there Like Billy the Kid .
19 .
Crimes or whatever , yeah 19 .
Crimes .
They supposed to have all their criminals .
They'll tell you about their crimes and shit .
Did y'all hear about them , dudes ? They locked up that was going to try to do that . Taylor Swift concert .
Oh yeah .
They arrested three dudes .
They was going to try to fuck it .
Yeah .
They was going to do the . You know what is it when they ?
They was going to do the match shooting .
Well , no , they was going to be a bomb . Oh damn , yeah , he was going to be a bomb . Yeah , he was going to be a bomb . Oh damn , yeah , he was going to be a bomb . Yeah , he was going to be a suicide bomber . Damn , how'd they find out about it ? A whole bunch of agencies , man , that's one .
FBI a few . Man , they better leave that motherfucker alone . Yeah , she got more power pool than the president .
No but here's the thing it wasn't even , actually it wasn't targeting her . They just know she bring so many people .
It was the crowd , but the thing is they saved the crowd .
They saved what they saved the crowd .
Oh , yeah , yeah , yeah they did good , Because I mean , he was at the other one .
They let that motherfucker get off about eight , nine rounds .
If they was like at the rally oh the rally . Oh , yeah , yeah , total support . Listen , I'll tell you this . I stayed at the what is ?
it .
Mandalay Bay . Mandalay Bay , one floor down , one floor down from where Homeboy , it was like five . It was five rooms , five rooms down and exactly one floor , one floor down . I never went up to the floor or nothing . I'm not morbid or nothing like that , but I was still and you could see dog them .
People had no idea I was sitting up here looking at the lot like where they had it at Because you saw the muzzle flash before you even heard the sound . Man , they was just like just sitting . I'm just sitting out there looking at the .
What it was like 500 yards away or something like that , or was it closer ? Oh no , it might have About 300 .
Yeah , it could have been 500 . But , dude , I mean you could just see like if it's just a crowd of people and they , oh , and you just sitting there like don't know where it's coming from .
That's crazy , I was looking dead .
It's the same place where they you know where they do the I guess it was the American Ninja Warrior and all that . So it's the same location where they build all that stuff up . It's like right across from Mandalay Bay and I was like man , that's them .
People didn't have a chance dog , you're just sitting up here like , oh my God , where's this shit coming from ?
The crazy thing about that was all the guns he had inside the room with him .
How many trips did he have to make ?
No , he had like 100-something guns .
You can't carry them all at one time . Yeah , how many times did he go in ? I know they showed them once , then he had a lot of them .
But see , that was crazy because I know you know like usually you just sit there and take your favorite and you use your favorite .
Right , but remember they said he had the bumpers and Bump stomps , so all that some of them things he just started letting them go , and , man , it's probably equivalent to being like four or five shooters up there .
When they kicked the door in finally , he was already dead .
Yeah , yeah , yeah .
I just I don't know . You know I'm a conspiracy theorist . Yeah , I'm not going to go there .
Yeah we ain't going to get Joe started . Don't get me started .
Yeah , we're going to go get back to the Olympics Because , like I said , if you went that far then you might as well take it all the way .
Jump out the window and shoot on your way down .
I'm just saying Some shit like that Take it all the way right , I'm just going . Well , I done enough now . I didn't shoot yourself . I mean they're going to kill him anyway . That's all I'm saying .
Yeah , he said that's what he mean by taking it all the way . Don't do it yourself , let them do it .
Shit , that's what you do . Hey , I mean , that's normal .
That's what normal people do . I guess that's when you sit up here and be like all right , you shoot both ways . Y'all good .
That's your joint week out .
god damn it hey take , take care of my kids for me . Give everybody a hug . You don't watch too much television . Be like Scarface , I'm still standing , then you go out , boom Boom .
Boom .
You know , hey , I'll be a superhero dog , I'll go out there . Oh guess what ? He's shooting from up there and you get like a little .22 pistol and you kill him Like .32 .
You kill him Like 300 yards you got little suction cups on the windows .
Hey , it's television .
It's like when you watch those old westerns and shit , they shoot , they got a rifle and they can't hit nobody .
I was like man .
And he would put out a motherfucking 45 pistol and he shoots in the rocks and kill them all . Every time they look up .
That's what I think is funny with the like on Harlem night , when they was doing all that shooting .
And then Junior had that . Junior , put that little piece of shit away .
Then he shot his boy like quick . I'm sorry he made me shoot my boy in the back of shit away Pow .
Then the Charlotte boy was like quick .
I'm sorry he made me shoot my boy in the back of the head .
Oh man .
That was hilarious . I could always watch it Tommy Smalls .
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Yeah , man .
RIP man all these dudes man his name was Tommy and damn everything he played . Ain't that wild , ain't that wild man , all these dudes ?
His name was Tommy , name everything he played with Ain't that wild , ain't that wild Shit he ?
had one character .
Tommy , tommy .
Tommy , your last Tommy .
Late .
Tommy and Tommy .
And Tommy , it's almost like you .
Everybody know you as Tommy time . It's kind of like uh , bumpy , johnson right everybody know you as bumpy ? No , but it's a little trip trivia for you and just about all the movies involved bumpy johnson .
Lawrence fishburne was bumpy johnson hey , lawrence fishburne was Bumpy Johnson . Hey , lawrence Fishburne boy . Y'all seen that movie Hoodlum ? Oh yeah , he was Bumpy Johnson in that one right .
Remember the old movie Cotton Club ? Yeah , he was Bumpy Johnson in that one . Damn , that's right . Remember , because they came in the club . That's hell Damn Interesting . Yeah , that's crazy . Oh , the old club .
That's hell Damn Interesting yeah that's crazy .
Oh the old class . I don't think they would let them in the front , or some shit .
Yeah , man , you just think all them cats back in the day when they used to perform at some of these white clubs and stuff . Man , you just think they couldn't even stay in a hotel and then they had to go down the street or stay on the bus . That's crazy . Times are changing . Denzel played Frank Lucas right ? Yep , Sure did .
That was what American Gangster , yeah , but that was his underling .
Yeah , yeah , yeah .
He took over when Bumpy oh .
Denzel Wait , when does the little Gladiator movie come out ? Gladiator 2 ? Yeah , I still need to watch it .
I've never seen Gladiator 1 .
Is it that soon ?
Yeah , I think , it was September 6th .
You haven't seen .
Gladiator .
I haven't seen it . We talked about that on the last podcast . No , I've never seen it , Wow bro .
I've never seen it . It . Wow , bro . You never seen it . You missed out on one right there . Yeah , that's a bad mother . Shut my mouth .
Yeah , no , I'm gonna check it out , though you need to check that out as soon as you get some free time check that month forgot november 22nd , last one to come out .
Yeah man , I still haven't seen . Uh , I still gotta watch deadpool . I haven't seen it yet either .
You haven't seen it yet , and usually I go the first one , second one .
The third one , no , I'm saying the one that just came out Deadpool .
You seen the first one , but hey , see , that's what I'm saying .
I know I should have went on ahead . I'm not going to say anything , but I already know the spoiler . Yeah .
I'm saying , I'm not saying nothing . Yeah , I heard something too .
Yeah , I was like somebody got excited got to talking , I said , god damn , I haven't seen it yet . I just went on here , yeah .
I heard her listening to a radio show .
Should have just watched it Don't believe me , just watch . That's why I went and seen it on Thursday .
Yeah , yeah , no , Normally that's what .
I do . I want to go watch it for myself .
Yeah , now my excitement is gone . I'm just going to sit there and just like back to spoiler alert . That's what I don't like when people spoil track for me Like a football game , a basketball , whatever , but like movies and sporting events . You know , sporting events , that's 100 meters , that's excitement . I can tell you this right here .
When I was watching the women's 400-meter hurdles , right , my heart rate got up to over 100 . Because I watched it live , because this was the one race to where I was like , oh , I just pulled it up on the phone , went to a little DirecTV app and watched it live on the phone . My heart rate was going up right Now , when I watch , events that I done .
Already heard somebody that won . I'm like , ah , whatever , I just sit up here and be like because you already know . I mean it takes the excitement . Some people are like , oh , it doesn't no .
I'm trying to think I watched the 100 meter final live .
Yeah .
I watched the .
Most of the finals it was like the rounds and stuff I was watching , but most of the finals I knew the finals , yeah , like most of the , it was like the rounds and stuff I was watching , okay , but most of the finals I knew the time . So then I would just pull it up Like if I wasn't at home and I just watched . Watch it , yeah .
They would watch on my phone . That 100 final was exciting Because I watched the women's 400 meter .
I was standing in the middle of a parking lot , sitting up there like heart just beating , and then , as the young ladies was running around , I don't know who didn't watch what . But next week I'll spoil it for you . I ain't gonna . I'm sure everybody know anyway .
But anyway , I got a question for you . What do you think about this whole repertoire round ?
Dude , I had no idea what that even was . I didn't either . I had to look it up Repetit . I had no idea what it was . So basically I thought Homeboy was just protesting .
They have the heats right , so the top three goes on to the semifinal . Top two and then the top two go on to the final right . Yeah , but out of the normal heats , if you don't move on to the semifinal , they have what's called a repercharge , where the next day they get to run again to try to get into the semifinal .
So basically , you're guaranteed two races . So what's the reasoning for that ? Like just in case if somebody's sick or if they're injured .
I don't know if somebody's sick or injured or yeah if they have a bad start , or something like that .
Yeah , yeah , that's that's what that's what they get to do . Is that ? Is that what it ? Uh , what it said ?
when you do yeah , yeah , yeah . So I had never , ever heard of it until they have , if they're injured , if they like sick or whatever . So basically , or you just don't have a good run because there there was one cat , I'm watching a race .
I'm like what ? And Because there was one cat , I'm watching the race . I'm like what and the good ?
hell , they compete for the last spot .
Yeah , but they all get to run again . Yeah , they compete for the last spot . Because I'm telling you , the race I watched , homeboy came out . It was a hurdle race .
You just threw it straight up .
He had to finish Everybody done .
He came in 18 seconds 18 , 19 seconds and then ended up winning the repercharge yeah and made it to the semifinals , and made it yeah to the semifinals and the finals , so I didn't .
that was my very very is that new ?
Yeah , it's new , but I think there's like three or four races . I think it was the 100 , 200 , the 110 hurdles , maybe the 400 . I can't remember , but there's like maybe four or five races .
Maybe they do it if they don't have enough to fill the heat .
So they're basically guaranteeing people with at least two races .
What I'm saying is but they didn't already ran two races because they ran a round . What I'm ?
saying is like okay when they do the heats right .
Yeah .
And they're taking the top two Nine lanes , so they have eight of the top two and then they use that to fill the ninth lane . No , they only have .
Yeah , no , they only ran eight .
They didn't even use all nine , it's only eight .
So in the heat rounds they take the top three , right ? Yeah , so if there's three heats or four heats , so they take the top three to go on to the semi-finals , right ?
and then you go , you go like on time , then it's the top two and then the bottom , then it's the fastest , two times right .
So it's two , two , two , three , three semi-final heats , so that's six , and then the bottom two times , so they only get two yeah , to make eight to make eight , but the repercharge is basically I had never heard of it .
The losers basically get to run again to try to make it to the semifinal and I think they might take two or three out of that Like a participation trophy Basically , but like , say , like Noah Lyles didn't have a good race in the heat Like , yeah , if that was , that was like he would be able to run again and then come back and win it all .
You know what I'm saying . So that's I like it actually . I mean I think it's kind of cool , you're not showing up for just one race .
You know what I'm saying that's a long way to go for one race .
Yeah , it is . Yeah , that's what I'm saying . I mean , when I saw it I was like wait Once again . Not even trying to be a stuck-up track person . No , I'm being for real . When I saw it nigga , if you sit up there watching the track , meet , you've been watching track all your life . You see somebody come out the blocks and just stand straight up .
You're like what the ? I just seen this nigga run like 13.6 . What the hell Is he protesting ? What's going on ? And then when they said it , you were like , oh okay , he had a bad start . Obviously it worked because he was in the final .
He just had to finish . He just had to finish , he just had to finish .
What I'm saying . The way he ran it . He ran that he ran on purpose and said in his interview that's exactly what he was doing , because he said he was just using . He didn't want to . I guess he was like a little injured or whatever . He wasn't fully ready , so I think that's how they do it too . I mean I like it .
I mean , you still got to run , yeah , you still got to run .
Yeah , you still got to run . I kind of like it . I thought it was different .
Yeah , that ain't bad .
Y'all hear about it . So what about if you ?
get a false start then , then you're out . Y'all hear about so what about ? If you get a false start , then then you out , you done , I think , if , but so I can't , I can't do the rapper , rapper charge I don't think so . I was gonna say the rapper charge .
I had to look it up cause I'm sitting there watching it no , when I heard it , yeah , I think they were surprised .
Yeah , sonny Richard Ross and , uh uh , otto Bolton , otto Bolton , yeah , and I was like what in the hell am I watching ?
What y'all think about the chick from Alfred from .
St Lucia .
Y'all hear what she's going to get when she gets back what they said she'll probably get a house , some money . They're going to build a stadium after her , oh yeah . Now , that's good and that I was impressed by that .
Now tell me this have you ever heard of her before ? Nope , you never heard of her . Never heard of her .
Nope , so you're the track person , so was that a ?
surprise to you , only cause only because , no , no , I'm telling you listen , only because I've never heard of her . Okay , when they were talking about her , as I was watching the meet , right , and Otto Bolden , you know Otto Bolden right knows all this stuff . No , he's legit , he's like she's probably the one that's going to beat the chick is legit .
Yeah , you know she won . She won the nationals , she went to Texas , yeah yeah , she won the Nationals .
She went to Texas . Yeah , yeah , no , I did hear that ?
No , that's what .
I'm saying as soon as you said that , yeah , I was like , okay , I didn't know .
See , I never heard of her Because all we hear about is , you know , sha'carri Richardson and all that type of stuff ,
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right ? So again I was just impressed , like when I saw her run .
I'm like God it's not saying the other Jamaicans , oh yeah , yeah . But I knew Elaine Thompson here . I knew she didn't go . I think her Achilles .
I don't know what was up with .
Yeah , she just kind of scratched . Yeah , she , I mean her legacy . Her legacy , I mean she's 35 . Again like I said , I mean , uh , I know they got some , some new people coming up like I said , I I'm not a track person .
I like and I enjoy watching it , but again , I was impressed by her because all we hear is about shikari .
Yeah , you know about all the races , yeah no , yeah , she knows she's here about shikari , it wasn't . I wasn't surprised when she won she looks she won that .
When she won that heat , I was like I looked at her , I said she look like Wonder Woman . The black Wonder Woman .
Yeah , she is a goddess . She's beautiful .
She's absolutely beautiful . But I was impressed Pretty ass smile , yeah . When she won I was like damn .
But the fact that they only got one medal . Now she got two medals for the entire country Ever .
See that . They say look at God Now . Everybody want to go to St Lucia now .
The country was going crazy . What y'all think about the pole varter that grew ?
up here .
Born here , mondo .
Mondo yeah .
Grew up here , born here he runs for Sweden .
Runo , yeah , grew up here , born here .
He runs for Sweden , runs for Sweden , but he's honoring his mother . I understand that , because his mom is Swedish . She competed with Sweden , so he's just honoring his mom .
Why not do that the first Olympics , and then honor the ?
USA and then honor the USA , this one . That's what I don't get . Maybe he might do it now .
I look it up Sweden . They don't pay their athletes for it . Oh , he got money out to Wazoo anyway .
I know he do , but still you see how high he jump .
That shit is nuts 20 foot 6 inches it is it's Mondo Duplantis ?
Yeah , he's the . They say he's the fastest pole vaulter in history . That's why he can go so far , because I think he runs like 10 , 2 , 10 , 3 . Damn , uh-huh , damn , that's fast .
He's only 24 .
With a pole . I'm like man . He ain't even running .
Hey , his dad had him in the backyard and then they said he used to jump over like the coffee table to the couch and all that . Then they built him like a little pit and then just kept going because his dad did the same event .
And both his parents went to LSU . His parents trained him , so his mom , and his dad they're his coaches .
That's got to be confusing right there .
Sweden allowed that too , and that's one of the reasons why he's there .
But listen what your name does that ? Jasmine Quinn Camacho ? Okay , she went to Kentucky . Kentucky , yeah , she's from here , but she runs for Puerto Rico because her mom is a Puerto Rican .
I'm just saying you're in Sweden and you're like man , I want me some crawfish .
Where the hell that come from . I'm just saying I thought you was going to say snowflake . I want him , some crawfish Want him some snowflake .
Yeah , no , no but you think about it Like , say , he went to LSU , they grew up in Louisiana .
Yeah , he's from Louisiana , you go to .
Sweden and shit he be like damn this cat don't speak a sound of Swedish or whatever it's called .
Yeah no , no , he grew up . He grew up in it . I mean , I'm pretty sure he still lives . He's crazy .
I think he still lives in Louisiana if I'm not mistaken , him and his lady . I like my beer cold , but I mean , I get it .
No , I do to a point , I get it to a point .
So now , what if your mom was from the Dominican ?
Okay , so the first time I represent the Dominican , the second time I'm representing the States .
Joel Embiid , didn't he do that , joel Embiid Is that why the France was born .
No , no .
So Joel Embiid wanted to play for Cameroon , but they didn't qualify . Oh , so he was like I'm not from France , so that's why he chose the US . But yeah , he said if Cameroon would have qualified he would have played with them , played with them .
So , yeah , man , that was funny .
I just don't think he kept moving .
He just waits to spot me .
Hey , all I know is this he balled out today I ain't moving down . I really enjoy myself watching all this track . Enjoy myself watching all this track . Let me see what that say right there Nike track and field . It's in my blood , joe . I know I play football , but I love track and field , just like you love to drink , I love track and field .
It's in my blood , bosco . Hey , literally , it's in my blood , sweating it out . It's in my blood , bosco . Hey , literally . Right , it's in my blood .
Sweating it out .
It's in my pores , it's in my hair .
I got a question for you as a track athlete and Americans aren't known for long distance , right , right , but that 1500 . Right , do you consider that a true long distance run ? Because I'm still perplexed how that dude won that 1,500 , dog , it's a mile , I know he was .
Man .
Hey , he dug deep Now because the three guys , that was the favorite .
Yeah .
They was just yapping at each other .
They came two and three , wait , no , they came two and four .
Yeah , two and four , Because the main two it was Ember the Norwegian .
Yeah , the Norwegian and the great guy from Great Britain , yeah , so they normally go at each other .
The other kid , I think he went to Notre Dame . Notre Dame , yep , he's just kind of , I mean he's real , I mean he's cool , but he don't really get into them antics with them . But homeboy Cochran , the one that came in first place , first place , yeah , he came out of nowhere .
Hey , that's what excited me the fact that he came out of nowhere and he ran and that was like the 400 meters .
He tried to make his move on the turn . The dude cut him off .
What up , dog ? Listen , Do you hear what homeboy said ? I'm telling you Because you know we got a couple . I don't want to say no names , but we got a couple corny sprinters . Oh , I don't want to call nobody out , but we know they're corn balls and we got a couple of sprinters . That's flamboyant , that's cool . Like Quincy Now . Did you hear Quincy ?
Like Kung Fu Kenny , Did you hear Quincy ? When he got , like as soon as he crossed the finish line , he said that's that dog . That's all he said . Like as soon as he crossed the finish line , he said that's that dog , that's all he said . Dog , that's all he said .
He said that's that dog .
And that's exactly what it was dog . That's exactly what it was . The way he came back he said that's that dog . And then they asked him something . He said you can't not run a dog . I said this cat is my nigga dog . Congratulations to all them cats ?
Yeah , no , no doubt .
But yeah , the way he came back , man I was sitting up here like it just makes it exciting , dog , yeah , because .
I mean Sidney McLaughlin . Like you know , she going to win . She beat him by what ?
two seconds or something like that , but listen , here's the surprising part Femke Boll ended up coming in third place , third place , yeah . Now , if she wouldn't have had to run all them people down in that mixed relay . Mixed relay yeah , I mean , I love your country and all that too .
But F , that mixed relay , I don't care about that now , if it's the women's four by four , okay , but they do that after anyway . But now at least you can sit up here and be like , oh okay , well , you know , I was tired and yeah , she could use that excuse , but the four by she ain't make no excuses , though . She just said she ran a bad race .
Hey , anna Cockrell , tell me this , though Tell me they'll make some of the three . See , that's what you get with that chocolate boy . She's gorgeous .
See that she might be my favorite one out of all of them , gabby . See what ?
happens when you get that chocolate boy .
Anna Cockrell Boy . She's gorgeous .
Oh , I love you .
Hey , what school she go to I don't know , I don't care .
You making some noises . She went to USC Supposed to be making on air now .
Hey , we in late night .
What about the chick that came before first , hey ?
all of them . You know I ain't got no standards bro .
Oh , my God Long .
I don't know why you asked me some bullshit .
Jasmine , jasmine Wong , she Jasmine . They gotta take a shot put her Jasmine came in .
She came in like she came , before she came she came right behind , uh , she came right , I think it's Jasmine Jones , jasmine Jones .
But aren't they man Dude ? They all could have been In a beauty contest . Sydney , anna Cockrell and Jasmine Jones I was just sitting there Looking at that like , goodness gracious , go USA . I heard that Track beauties yeah , that's . When you sit up there , they cross that finish line , you like boy .
Usa I heard them Track beauties yeah , that's , when you sit up there , they cross that finish line , you're like boy . He's having fun .
See that that's what these cats get . Hey , hey , he went inside his brandy closed his eyes .
My favorite , my favorite , my favorite question to ask my favorite question to ask a female is if they want a sprinter's body or a long-distance runner's body .
Nah , I think it's a sprinter's body . Okay now , now what the girls say .
Who has ? The guys are going to say sprinter's body . What the girls say ? The girls are going to say sprinter's body too .
Yeah , the sprinter , body .
You don't want to be built like you're in a marathon .
Who are you to be built like you're in a marathon ? Who you going to ask that question ?
I just ask a female and see what they say they don't want no long distance body Especially not now what Is she ?
a snowflake or not ? She might want that long distance body . When she's super thin , because you know .
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How's it been in the chocolate factory ? Hey , because you know How's it been in the chocolate factory .
They got white chocolate , shit .
They got white chocolate . Now , no , I know .
What's your name ? But she ain't make it . What's our white girl that we got the 200 meter ? Abby Steiner , abby Steiner , but she ain't make it . We just talking about our girls . She's got booty . She ain't make it . We just talking about our girls at Jazz . She's a lot booty . Hey , don't spread . Oh , hey , look at it's a 400-meter runner for the Netherlands .
I forget the young lady's name Beautiful . There's a couple for .
Great Britain .
Oh yeah , they man man . Now Jamaicans got the dunk . Oh yeah , man man .
Now Jamaicans got the dunk .
Oh , yeah , yeah .
I'm going to forget about it .
They smoke weed and they eat greens .
Jamaica fell off this year , though they done fell off this year . No , really , they got some young .
They just tapped out yeah , they young . They was in the room .
No , they didn't run though . No , I'm saying their people are getting older and the younger people are coming up .
But they had one in the finals . She won by like what ? 18? .
Oh , yeah , yeah .
Oh yeah .
She'd just be getting better .
Y'all see the young kid run Quincy .
Wilson in the 4x4 ? In the 4x4 . Uh-uh , I missed that one . I saw it All and he ran because he ran in the rounds .
I just feel bad for the young fella . I was like , oh man , they got him out there just to have him out there , man , but look he just falling behind they qualify , that's all they matter oh yeah , no , that's all that count .
That's all they wanted him for , yeah so now he can get , he can get a medal . But now here's my thing , because normally , well , michael Norman is going to probably be on there . Yeah , he will be , but my God that now see , with Sidney McLaughlin . I'm not surprised .
I'm more surprised that Femke Boll came in third place and I'm surprised that Michael Norman came in what ? Seventh or eighth place ? Oh , in the 400th . Yeah , I'm like dude , you're supposed to be up in the front , like what the hell is going on , got taxed in that mixed relay .
Man , I'm telling you , like you said , you're a track guy ?
No , I don't think Michael Norman . I don't think he ran in the mix . No , yeah .
Oh , he didn't no not Michael Norman .
No-transcript .
No .
Not .
Michael Norman .
Michael .
Norman ain't running in that he .
They set the record in the mix .
Yeah , two of them didn't even run in the final , but Because of Femme Cabal , didn't he ? Okay , that's how she . What were you gonna ?
say I could've sworn . Michael Norman ran in one of the mix .
Nah , I love shit , unless he was using it for Cause . You know they still practice when they're out there . But hey , man , you running them rounds . Hey , they talk about Sidney McLaughlin going for the double in LA . Who going to LA with me 2028 .
I would love to go to LA . That's going to be crazy out there though 2028 . Traffic bad . Now I'm going .
At least I know we on the same time frame and the races won't be getting spoiled cause I'm sitting up here like man , I'm staying away from my phone and and all this stuff , so what's ?
left , so we got the the 400 , the 4x4 the 400 men's final no , the 400 men's final .
No , the 400 men's final . Hey , don't tell me about the men's hurdles , because I ain't watched it yet . They ran the finals . I know they ran the men's hurdles today the 4x4 .
But I haven't watched it . Yeah , the 400 .
I was actually trying to pull it up the only thing I watched was the relay today like trying to pull it up . Only thing I watched was a the relay today and what ? Um , damn , I'm trying to think on the . Oh yeah , you saw what you watch the man's , four by one , the women's and the women .
The women they ran , yeah , they wanted today , they ran it today they ran today , yeah right before the manager .
And then what ?
the decathlon and the , the heptathlon , right that's it hey , hey , them dudes is them dudes is in great shape . You see that the one guy from Germany , he like 6'5 , like 240 man , this dude run like a 10500 nuts , that's , that's damn , that's crazy , that's crazy , that's crazy that's crazy , that's that's damn it Be that size and run that fast , hell yeah .
And then be able to even pole vault , like you see , like that stick with break , I don't care how many feet they going . If he jumped five feet and then he got a high jump too . Now them dudes are . Those are some great athletes .
I was doing the breakdown of Quincy Hall right , so he ran the 404 , 43.4 . Yeah , you realize it's a 10.6 second or 10.2 second average , all the way around , all the way around Damn .
Yeah , he did great Nigga he did great .
That's why he's a gold medal winner like he said that's that dog , so you think he'll beat you . You think he'll beat you by he'll lap you what do I think ? In a one lap race where you going ? In a one lap race he gonna get lapped in a one lap race In a one lap race . He going to be , hey , he going to get lapped in a one lap race .
I'm going to get lapped at the 200 . He going to make it all the way around Back to the 200 . I'm still going to be at the 200 .
You timing us , I'm timing you , it's just coming out the blue . Hey , these cats trying to be all in the same like run . At the same time I say we need a time for everybody .
I'm giving you three phones .
You're going to be like this Bosco he coming in first , the beat .
Which one you can put the first phone down .
But no , but then when you lap it it just yeah . So that's why you know you can put the first fold down .
Once Bosco come by .
I know .
Here's Bosco's time , boop , put that down hey .
I'm just , I'm just gonna try to run 70 seconds . Wait , yeah , a minute 10 , a minute 10 .
I told you , I'm just trying to be under A minute 30 . I'm trying to be , I'm trying to be a minute 30 , minute 40 .
Listen what people aren't realizing is the body lock up .
Did you watch that video I sent you .
It ain't going to lock up . I ain't worried about it .
So they basically said there's three stages .
But listen , you got to give yourself a time .
I know , but I'm not going to lock up because I'm not going to let myself lock up . But you got to give yourself a time to run 110 to make my body .
Are you pacing you ?
will see , I'm gonna come in 130 , 140 , this . I was like oh yeah , oh yeah , that's it 120 . Alright , hey , we ain't calling out no times we ain't calling out no times .
I'm picking you up at 100 . Hey , listen On the article you put yeah , they basically said so what time should he run ?
Oh , that's the one you sent right , when it says it's the 40th Three stages .
Yeah , what's the three stages ?
No , there was an article , I think Bosco sent that talked about what you should be able to run . Or did I send that ? I can't remember .
I don't know man .
He said so much stuff With the age , like at the age no that's what I said .
Man , I'm 53 .
No , they got your age on there 53 . I should be running 140 . No , because , listen , you got . What does he consider High recreational ? Am I right or wrong ? Yes , see , so you might have to be 120 . You might have to do the body lock-up .
Yeah , you have to do the 110 , bro , because you do everything except for curdling . Yeah , you probably do that too , sliding on that one knee and shit . Hey , I got the brooms . What do it say ? Did you find it ? Yeah , here you go . I think I got the broom .
What do it ?
say Did you find it I ? Can't yeah here it go , I think I got it , got it Science .
Alright , look , that's the science . Here it go .
Welcome to the brutality .
Nah , that was the one before that .
Yeah , cause I know it's a chart . What's a ?
good time , here it go , let me call it , let me play it . What's a good time you talking about ? This is the eight most common .
Yeah , yeah , let them know what's the .
Number one , head tilted down as runners we have a tendency to lift out our feet when we're running when there are coming trails and we want to jump over rocks or roads .
She got like eight things to do . Or even on the road for a safe journey .
If we no , that ain't it oh you . That ain't it .
Oh no , that ain't it , that ain't it . This is why I'm working on your form . 50 to 55 alright .
What would it say ?
high recreational . You need to be running 112 to 114 . You fool listen and hot weight .
He 53 and he's definitely high . Recreational and what ?
should he be running 140 ? He's 53 . He's 53 .
And he's definitely high recreational . He's definitely high recreational . And what ?
should he be running 140 . Are you saying he's intermediate , recreational or high ?
recreational .
No , he play basketball like six times a week . 112 to 114 should be running Now if they mean recreational and track , then Novice nigga beginner is two minutes , that's me .
Man please 56 to two minutes .
Novice is 143 to 147 . See , man , you should be at least intermediate . Recreational 125 to 127 .
There you go there , you go , so I'm giving them 120 .
The world record at 50 is 50.51 . That's the world record for 50? . 55 plus is 52.24 . Oh , hell , no , I ain't no track star .
Hey , didn't Sidney McLaughlin just run the whole 400 hurdles in under 50 ?
Hey , listen , did you see when they superimposed her race ?
Yes , and she came in seventh and that was the last race .
Now just think if they did this one .
Yeah , that's crazy man .
So now you know , if they put hurdles up she would beat all of us .
So what am I saying If ?
she ran hurdles .
And gave us a 100-meter start .
I start down here .
She starts up here , Ready .
Go and she would still beat us and we running flat .
Here's the thing I'm going to knock our hurdles down At 80 plus . The world record is 110 . There you go , you can do that 80 , oh no , but .
But see , here's the thing , though I don't like the way you're looking at me , hey , no , look . But hey , this is what they really aren't telling people that's track stars .
Yeah , yeah , them are retired track stars that's guaranteed man , we gonna see .
Yeah , we're not track stars , I'm gonna let you know now .
My body ain't locking up . I'm running a sub 130 and that's it .
Average ADO ain't gonna get out there and run no damn 110 or whatever the hell that thing .
Hey you 50 plus .
So you would consider yourself Sub elite or high recreational . I don't give a fuck .
I'm not sure I'm high . Recreational .
High recreational that nigga elite . He trying to put me up there .
Nigga super elite , so sub elite you should run a 105 .
Exactly 65 seconds . See , he can do that . All right , so let's go around the table .
Steve , what you doing , I'm doing 130 .
You just said 120 .
I said 130 .
All right , bosco , I'm doing 70 seconds .
I'm saying 80 .
See , you're saying 120 . I'm saying 130 . He's saying 80 . There you go .
So mine is a minute 10 . What you say ?
So I should do 105 ? You should do .
If you're sub elite at 50 plus , you should do one .
I'm sorry .
Sub elite . My bad is 103 . Oh no , are you national class or sub elite ?
I'm national class in 100 meters .
Then you're 59 .
Hell . No , that's the 100 meters . I don't run a 400 .
You're talking 400 .
The 100 and the 200 . You can handle it .
Track star no 100 , 200 .
You're going to handle it tomorrow . I'm national class . Hey , watch that video we're going to see . They talked about why that's the hardest race the 400 meter .
I'm just a regular person , I'm going to watch it when we're off there they talked about why it's the hardest race .
I can't listen to it and listen to y'all . Because , you're coming out of blocks , are we coming ?
out of blocks . No , I told them we should run in basketball shoes , but now , since we got these times on , if basketball shows up as a track suit .
No , I'm wearing these .
This nigga showing off some spikes .
I'm wearing these right now I'm not wearing them .
Can you get some spikes on T-Move ? I'm on .
Might be able to get them by tomorrow . If you order them now , you can get them by tomorrow .
Hey Joe , yes , sir .
You ain't in it . Come on , joe , don't be scared .
Come on , joe , we'll get you in Three minutes .
Nigga , you can speed walk .
Hell , no , joe , two minutes , no , no , no .
Joe , joe , we give you Hell . No , we give you two minutes , joe .
Two and a half Come on man .
Hell no .
Two and a Mr Hennessy Sitting at the . Whiskey , whiskey , won't you go away , go away At the line . I can't do it Well .
Anyway , that was the show .
That's right .
We had fun . We still can't do it . Alright , y'all , we'll see y'all . Another We'll give , y'all , we'll see y'all another . We'll get y'all the results on the next episode yeah , when y'all hear this , follow us on Instagram nobody's talking podcast Twitter nobody's talking one and email us nobody's talking podcast at gmailcom and we're going to post the videos .
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¶ Draft Order Decided by Running
I may or may not be here next week .
We have an ambulance on standby .
You need a medic .
We hydrating right now .
Hey , that's my water . Y'all getting ready ? I'm getting ready for tomorrow , gizzard . Hey , I had gizzards the other day .
Yeah , boy .
Yeah , I was in pacing . I got some gizzards man . Hey , that's why I'm drinking water right now . I'm about to drink some green juice . I'm coming in and I'm doing 70 . It's 77 . I'm just going to stretch it out . I'm coming in and I'm doing 70 . I'm coming up , it's 77 .
Get ahead , god damn , I'm just going to stretch it out , I'm going to stretch it out 70 is 120 .
I'm going to stretch it out . No 70 is 110 .
Oh 110 .
Yeah , 70 is 110 .
I said 80 . Yeah , you said 80 . 80 , so that's 120 .
I said 100 . No , so you you doing a minute 20 seconds , I'm doing a minute 20 .
And what you ?
doing , I'm doing 130 .
Man you got to do a minute 20 , minute 25 .
Check on FanDuel .
Hey .
Shit is on FanDuel . Hey Joe , you going to put the bets on ?
You got to do this for the podcast man , shit is on FanDuel . Hey , we got to start coming up with content . This is what the people want Content .
Oh , okay . We want to see .
Alabama Joe run , are we ?
content creators hey 400 times .
It should be 400 times for our draft order . We do what ? 400 times for our draft order ? Everybody run the 400 for our draft order .
Oh my .
God .
Remember this cat was talking about running ?
Oh yeah , People doing the 100 for their draft order he said the 100 or he said the 40 .
He said the 40 .
Yeah , nigga , hey , this nigga got to do the 100 . We can do the 40 .
No no .
You go back to the 100 .
We'll be at the 40 . Why can't we do shots ? Why ?
can't we do shots ? Oh no , you go back to the 100 .
We'll be at the 40 . Why can't we do shots then ? Why can't ?
we do shots . Oh Lord , we can do shots .
Shots .
With a draft order man , you trying to kill us , Joe .
You trying to get people drunk , man , I don't drink .
It makes it fun . No more Shit .
Try to draft when you're drunk .
See what happens .
Hey , it's already happened . That's old news . Yeah , that's old news , oh my .
Lord Drafted , people ain't even playing , no , more .
It's every year for me , shit .
I'm dead dog . All right , y'all . All right , we out . Holla Wish me luck Peace .
