Nobody's Talking but Everybody's Laughing

Somebody . Maybe I met somebody .

Y'all hear that .

Yeah .

A little delayed reaction .

Why you hatin' . Why you hatin' ?

That's like the uh from the Indiana Pacers .

Delayed reaction in a few seconds .

Dude , I hear something else . I'm like what in the hell ? That's like the remix version .

I thought you did that on purpose .

No , I did , I hit both of them . Okay , okay , anyway , welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast . We are here . It's four of us . You know know that song . Just the two of us we're gonna sing . Just the four of us just we're gonna sing it twice , we can make it if we try oh yeah , no , that's good , that's good anyway , just got a mic again .

oh yeah , yeah , I'm about to have two .

Please be prepared , because Jess and Christian was missing last week . Okay , but now they are here , hey listen .

Oh , you weren't here last week either .

No , listen .

She did all that shit talking and missed her whole day . Yeah , what happened to Joe ?

I was actually so upset .

The greens that he was supposed to bring , and he didn't make money with it .

Your ass didn't show up Anyway .

sorry , bosco .

Anyway , welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast . This is your boy , bosco , sitting to my left .

What up everybody . This be the one they call Christian , and I'm perplexed .

Anyway , sitting to my left , Jess , I'm here , hi she said Jess , I'm here and hi , Jess is in the building , hey .

Jess , to my left , superman is in the building Pew pew , pew , pew , pew , pew , pew , pew , pew , pew , Pew pew . Yeah , I'm perplexed .

I thought you was here last week . You wasn't here .

I wasn't here .

That was halfway over , so all of us were gone .

Rosalinda was here . She was yeah . So , it was me . Damn , I'm trying . That is a damn shame . I tell you , when you start getting old , you're like Start missing the show .

No , it's crazy .

Oh , so you know what . It was me , Joe . It was me , Joe , Rosalinda and Sherrod , that's who was here . I knew it was four of us .

The crew has been on a rotating scale lately , right yeah .

Life happens .

Yeah life happens .

You know families , you got things to do .

Vacations we had some graduations Graduations right .

Rosalinda was able to make an appearance . She came out from the . I don't know where's Superman from .

Hearts Unknown . That's where Rosalinda's from there you go .

She's from . She's like a superhero . Oh , she's like the superwoman , Not the only one . She's the superwoman , the superman .

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Hey , actually , ginger beer is actually good for you . I'm going to look it up during the show Sounds tasty .

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I forgot what the drink was called , but it was ginger beer and wild turkey whiskey .

No , that's what I said . They put this in drinks and this I actually got at BevMo .

I actually got it at .

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You would go to BevMo I actually got at BevMo .

You would go to BevMo .

What's wrong with BevMo . What's the matter with BevMo ? Is that where alcoholics go , or ?

something I'm just asking Inquiring minds want to know , I don't know Is BevMo like is it fancy Now ?

I'm going to tell you I did notice this .

Because you , you know , we have , we have guests , and then so it was suggested you need to have A little bit of you know , happy juice For the guests . But the way I was looking at it , you know you can't let them go crazy , right ? I don't want you leaving the crib , but Some guests they're not even . They're not even driving Right , that's true .

I thought he buried Silky .

He brought Silky out when he drinks Okay .

When he drink , he get smooth .

And all the attention gets diverted here , just in case a guest comes on and be like oh , you got something to drink . Yes , I got water , I got Gatorade , I got some soda . There you go and they be like no , some drink , not drink , they want some drink . You get to diversify that . So now we done diversified our portfolio .

So , if you hear me , slurring .

It's the taste of this nice non-alcoholic .

Is that non-alcoholic ? Oh yeah , no ginger beer is non-alcoholic .

Oh yeah , no , ginger beer is non-alcoholic .

You don't drink , yeah , I don't drink like ever At all At all .

Well documented , right , that's cool , but see , this is what it was , because I do . I drink I've had this before from Sprouts Pass , so I went to Sprouts before and they didn't have it . Right , they didn't have it , so I ended up getting a Sprouts brand .

Hey , you ever had a . I think it's called an Olipop .

I don't even know what that is .

It's like a it's soda for skinny people or people who want to be skinny , healthy people .

And that skinny soda shit tastes pretty good Is it .

It tastes better than diet soda . I can't drink diet soda . I'm like if you're going to go in , go all the way in . It doesn't have that weird watered-down taste .

Remember I had the Blackberry Dr Pepper . Oh yeah , yeah , yeah , the twins like it . And one time J-Rod was just saying is it Dr Pepper Zero ? So I'm sitting up here like I'm going in .

He was asking if it was Dr Pepper Zero .

Yeah , because you know he wants , he likes , he loves it , but he drinks , you know Zero .

See , I didn't understand .

I was under the impression that diet sodas are basically full of empty calories .

Well , it's also for diabetics . You have to keep them in mind . Some people can't have sugar at all .

Yeah , it's like that smokeless tobacco .

They got smokeless tobacco . The chew pretty much .

Oh , yeah , oh , okay , yeah , that's crazy .

You ever had chew before ? No , you never had it . Oh hell , no , that's disgusting .

Yeah , no , I've had it before . Yeah , dude .

This nigga don't drink , but he has a tobacco chew . Yeah , he's never had a drop of alcohol , but he's had a chew .

He's an artisan , I ain't touching the alcohol with a chew .

Let me get that . Yeah , and it was , you know , when the Skull Bandits came out , the little pouch , oh hell no . I don't know how old I was . I know my pop . He'd be hearing stuff for the first time on the thing Right and then he'd be commenting on it like Boy , we got to make this live one day . Right .

How long was it before you spat it out ?

Man less than about three minutes . You know we . You know , back then we was climbing trees , okay . So , I'm sitting up here . I'm up in the tree . I'm sitting up here . I'm up in the tree . I'm like man . I think I'm about to fall . I start feeling dizzy . I heard you get real dizzy and I was like what the hell , man man , I spit that stuff out .

Is it just from the nicotine or ?

what .

I swear to God .

I had to be , yeah , I wouldn't man .

I had to be yeah , I wouldn't . I was probably 10 . I was probably 10 or 11 . And I put the little skull bandit like in the lip boy I was like yeah , you know you start talking like a hey , you know we're talking to each other like hey , there , partner , I was like oh , I think I'm about to fall out this tree .

I was like , yeah , he probably swallowed the spit instead of spitting it out .

I was spitting it out , but I'm pretty sure it's still something that got into my bloodstream .

The residue of it .

Yeah , I was like he's like whoa . I think yeah , yeah , that was it for my . I don't know , I know it's the difference between what Tobacco , tobacco and chew .

Is it ? I think so oh . I thought it was all the same Cause I think chew is like . I think chew is what gives you the dizzy feeling .

Well , I don't know what's called bandits . It's the nicotine .

Cause even smoking a cigarette make you dizzy .

Oh , smoking a cigarette make you dizzy , yeah . So then what's the difference If you're not a smoker ?

I can't do nicotine at all , like it makes me so sick . Yeah Good , were you ever a ?

smoker . I can't do nicotine at all , like it makes me so sick yeah , good , so sick . Were you ever ? Were you ever a smoker ? Did you ever smoke cigarettes , or you tried I used ?

to smoke Like a little bit here and there , but rarely ever Because I just used to get really sick .

Okay , yeah , so that's .

You know , we was little . I took a puff of one . All we did was cough , yeah , and I was like , man , if I go , why do you got to ? And my boy was like , no , you got to get used to it . I was like , oh , no , hell , no , I'm cool bro . Oh , we're like , what's a cigarette ?

Yeah , remember when your grandmother or a parent or something would send you to the stove . Get them . You get like a couple puffs .

You're like man . See , when I was coming up they had . I swear it's like they wanted us to smoke when we got older Because they had the candy cigarettes Right . They had the jerky chew .

Yep . They had to pack the shit in and take a pinch . We had bubble gum like that , yeah .

Yeah , we had the bubble gum .

Apparently chewing tobacco has more nicotine than smoking .

tobacco , oh has more nicotine than smoking tobacco . Chewing tobacco has more nicotine , Nicotine yeah than smoking . Okay .

So what's the ?

difference between chew . Like chew and snuff . I know I heard some people call it stuff Snuff . I think it's interchangeable .

I think it's just the way it is .

Yeah , I think it's just the slang name for it .

Like somebody said they got a pinch in this . No , they're completely different things .

Snuff is a completely different thing . Is that a brand ?

I don't know about this See , that's what happens when you grow up around PWT .

Snuff is just more finely ground and the chew is like large .

Large .

It took me a second , but I figured out what that meant it's not grinded down .

I'm going to leave it there . I told you hey , as the new term is , I'm a trench baby . I'm an inner city kid . Trench baby , that's what they call them . Nigga , you're a trench baby , that's what they call him . Nigga , you a trench baby ? Yeah , hell , yeah , you are .

I thought I was a tar baby . No , christian isn't .

I'm a low-key latchkey kid . No , no you .

I mean no , you a trench baby , like where you from is like almost equivalent to where I was from .

Speaking of where you from , I got a niece going to Akron .

Oh yeah , to the Zips .

To the college over there .

Oh yeah , the university .

Yeah , university of .

Akron . She got a four-year scholarship . Oh hey , that's a good school your family be doing shit .

Yeah , your family do shit . Hats off to you , sir .

Thank you , man , that's what we do , man , we appreciate you we appreciate your family . Who the fuck is that Damn ? That's my friend man .

I let you shit on my family , just like that .

Just because he has one .

He said his niece . I know I got nieces .

That's my brother's daughter . Well , guess what ? I just had a niece graduated from Duke .

Oh shit , oh damn .

That is a prestigious university . Your family be doing shit . Fuck your family , she's a trench .

Baby . Well , actually she's my cousin , all right , okay .

So back to what we were talking about off air . Jess , what Do they ? They , as in people your age group , they don't say so , and so got hands .

They do . That was just having a you moment . I'm just not smart .

He said having a you moment , he said . He's just walking around here , dumb as hell .

I hate y'all . Oh yeah , I was so wrong .

Oh my god , I wasn't gonna say went , man , I was so wrong .

Oh my God , I wasn't going to say it , you just being you .

You just being , you did it , okay , okay .

I was so wrong .

I was like man I know , that's a lightweight low blow , right Damn .

That was funny man , too funny . I'm like ha in the hell Once again .

I like to remind people this is for entertainment purposes only that may have been the funniest thing that man has ever said , though I know , it was funny though man

it just came out of nowhere too . It didn't hit me till later I was like she's like , I guess we are here to uplift .

Uplift all the problems we need hey actually , you know what , now that we're talking about this , we ain't talked about the Diddy stuff , right , right , I mean , we're a podcast like everybody else . Dude , hey , this shit is all entertainment . We ain't going to even act like , oh yeah , we're just . I'm't gonna even act like , oh yeah , we're just .

He was a dancer Right Now this is all new information to me , because I have paid zero attention to this .

Now you got to realize , dude , you're on the podcast .

We here to entertain the people . I'm here to get enlightened . So , Diddy would pay this nigga to it .

Yeah , so I guess I forget Sean Hayes or whatever , but I looked it up His name is the Punisher . The Punisher .

Is he a porn ?

star . No , he's an exotic dancer . Okay .

Yeah , I mean he's a little , you know , older guy , older guy . Now is he hung low . Why is he ?

called the puncher .

I don't know you're like , oh yeah , put that log in her . I want to see that .

I want to see that shit but I guess he was paid to . Uh , you know like , do stuff , hold on , let me see I still might have so crazy . I might have it .

You got to watch yourself around Diddy though shit so he can try to slip in the back door , so would he ? Would Diddy , be considered a cuckold then ?

Yeah , no , that's what that's considered . Yeah , because .

So Diddy's a voluntary cuck Right Interesting and .

I guess interesting Most of the cucks are voluntary . He would sit there cuckled .

I thought it was C I don't even know what that was .

It was C-U-C-K O-L-D .

They say it's C-U-K . They don't know what they're talking about .

They're walking around uneducated , is it C-U-C-K ?

Yeah , just walking around , dumb as hell . So it's C-U-C-K .

Yeah , just walking around dumb as hell , so it's C-U-C-K , o-l-d , o-l-d . Yep , and that's when a guy or even a woman wants to sit there and watch their significant other get pleasure by someone else and the Punisher would be the bull , then right , yeah , I don't know what that is , yeah he the bull .

Yeah , and the Punisher would be the bull , then right , I don't know what that is . Yeah , he the bull , the Punisher , he the one that come in and do the do yeah , most people don't know , they're being cuckolded .

That's another story for another day .

You said , most people don't know .

They don't know how do you mean , they don't know ?

How the ?

hell , you don't . How do you sit ?

there and watch . Let's put our thinking caps on people .

Mine's weak . We already know this . We already know this .

They're like what ?

I'm just saying motherfuckers are getting smashed .

Yeah and they don't know , behind closed doors and they don't know .

Oh , they're being cheated on . Oh yeah , that's a completely different thing .

Oh yeah , yeah , no , they just being cheated on .

I don't even know they being cuckold .

Yeah , yeah , I'm saying that I'm like , how do you be cuckold ? Because , listen , I mean you got to keep stuff on the surface with me .

I'm like wait what ? Yeah ? Who the hell want to see ?

Because we're on the surface . I'll let you know . This is what's in her . Slide on in with my Superman cape . Now . Here is the question . Here's the question . Would you sign up for that ?

I don't know . Man Depends on what Diddy trying to do .

No , no , it ain't Diddy , I'm just saying oh to be a cuckold .

No to be the bull .

No , nigga to watch what I signed up to watch To watch your significant other get drilled by somebody .

He's asking if you are a cuckold . No .

Significant other I watch strangers .

Yeah , I watch strangers . I'm not watching my significant other . Your significant other .

Then the answer is no .

I wouldn't either .

Right , I would , you would .

Oh , okay , I'm going to make you my significant other I mean , I'm not gonna say , I'm not gonna touch nothing , but I'll be there .

Well , guys are more territorial than girls are most of the time . That's in my experience . That's not true girls are terrible . No , you're just probably just a little , a little more like because you I mean you said on the show that you don't mind girls either . So Girls are territorial . No , you're just probably just a little more open .

I mean , you said on the show that you don't mind girls either .

Yeah , I mean , it's just more , I guess , socially acceptable for two women to be with a man than two men to be with a woman . Damn so like I don't know it is .

I need to find me two women that want to be with a man .

then We've talked about this before then D-Ray .

that's what he got going on . Who D-Ray ?

Oh yeah , he got two girlfriends who D-Ray ?

The comedian .

He's from the Chi .

Oh no .

Neo got four girlfriends . Yeah Damn .

You don't pay attention to shit .

See , he got the bag .

How you on here talking Damn .

I'm sleeping on that . That's now socially acceptable .

So now that's what I need . I would be a lot happier If you had two women . Hell , yeah , I know it .

Do you think it's a headache ? No , it's polyamorous pleasure . Because you know how one woman will get on your nerves , so then two would be .

No , see one woman get on your nerves because she ain't everything you need .

So if you had two , one would be this Go to your room .

I feel like conversations are important . I don't know .

Go get your friend and tell her it's her time .

Tell Tay-Tay to come on down here .

So Jess said something earlier . I don't think that it's more What'd you say it's more socially acceptable .

I don't think that's the case .

It's just more common .

I think it's been common . It's just more open now .

Now it's more like no , it's a lot of stuff that's open yeah freak flags are fine , left and right .

It is gay pride month , so shit , oh shit it is so far since the 70s and 80s y'all enjoy yourself .

You know that just reminds me .

Would you ever take your , your significant other , to the strip club ? Yeah with girls . No , not the guys .

I don't want to go watch guys strip okay , I'm just asking .

I'm just asking , so that would be . It depends on my significant other . Would you buy him a lap dance ? Does Like is this someone I trust ? Yeah , does that turn you on ?

I mean yeah .

Right .

Okay , If I'm getting some too , If I'm getting some too .

No , he gonna go home and break your back , but I'm just saying I don't know it's , I don't know how to .

Would you use ?

that to help turn him on and you on .

So you're being cuckold right there , I guess , so Right .

I'm just saying and y'all both paying for it .

I'm cool on all that .

I don't know . I don't know .

I need you to rub your nuts all up on her nigga , what'd you say ? No , I'm saying I don't think I could handle that .

It's a girl though .

No , I'm saying , if I'm sitting up here watching , well , I'm thinking about a guy stripper , remember , I just said you see , if they're rubbing your nuts all along .

But she says she wouldn't even want to go to a male stripper .

Okay , going back to going back to the socially acceptable thing right . It's more common for women to be okay with their partner being with someone else than men .

Yeah , I'm not really into that .

That's it . Everyone has their preferences . No , that's true , that's

I mean , somebody was just like oh hey , we're going to the .

oh hey , here , let me out Now if my dude's like a little bit like , oh well , let's go , let's go , and I'm like I don't feel it . And he's like , come on , let's go , let's go , and I'm like , no , I don't feel it .

And he's just pressuring me into it and I'm like no , they've got good food At strip clubs , I heard I heard , I heard they do .

I heard they got steak and egg they do .

I've never been Burgers .

Good burgers , good wings .

Yeah , no , not for real . I heard I'm being serious .

Oh wings .

Stop talking about food . I'm hungry , move on .

When's the last time you ate Jess Tuesday ?

Damn .

Let's see .

Damn . Hey , y'all nigg Damn .

Let's see , stop Damn , hey , y'all niggas I don't endorse eating disorders at all . It's like you all right , this is an entertainment only podcast we don't endorse eating disorders . Hey , skipping meals .

No , it's actually .

Monday . I'm just kidding . I'm just kidding .

Oh my Lord .

Oh , we sound so good . I'm on a three-day fast .

I know huh .

If we all pitch in our money right here y'all pitch in like $10 , and I'll pitch in the quarter I have in my backpack . We can get some wings , oh yeah .

Sound like a 20-piece .

What's the longest y'all ever went fasting ? Have you ever fasted ? Three days , three days , yeah , no .

I've done three days .

Why I just ate like at night . Like I just didn't eat the whole day and ate at night .

I mean , sometimes I eat just once a day . Yeah , I was poor .

I ate nothing but almonds for like a month . Almonds are good for you Literally nothing but almonds .

You like eating nuts ?

These nuts your dumb ass . Look on your face .

Then she said she was eating almonds , right ? Yes , I was Okay , so go ahead .

I only like almonds .

Okay , Damn you still like them .

Yeah , almonds are good for you .

Well , because some people , if they eat something long enough , even if it's out of necessity , they're like , ah , fuck that shit . When they have the options , I still like them .

I saw somebody the other day cooking hot dogs . Like you know , cutting up hot dogs .

Chefing up some hot dogs , yeah , cooking .

I mean , obviously they're cooking for a little kid , Right ?

But I was just sitting . I am not above hot dogs , no , but that's why I was just sitting up here , thinking I was just like When's the last time ?

Damn , I think I done got bougie .

Because I didn't even get excited . I was like man that used to be that hot dog smells amazing oh a corn dog . See , oh yeah , no , I like that . No , I love hot dogs .

I used to love hot dogs , but then I don't know , I just outgrew it no I like hot dogs Once I graduated college . It was good .

Those like breakfast corn dogs . I never had those those are so good , wrapped around a pancake .

Oh my God , I like brats .

Those are good too .

I love brats , yeah , I love brats , hot leeks Yep .

Gotta have the hot leeks and .

I get the sausages . Sometimes I don't know if it's Johnsonville .

Johnsonville brats .

Hey , whatever it is , man , I know them . Things is good , though . I throw them in a little hot dog bun , put a little mustard , Yep .

Some ketchup on there . I used to throw hot sauce on a hot dog with the mustard .

So what's your guys' go-to condiments on a hot dog ?

Mustard and hot sauce Mustard relish and ketchup .

You know I never used to put ketchup on a hot dog .

I never would put ketchup on a hot dog .

What about you ?

Steve Barbecue sauce .

I'm actually for that Mustard barbecue sauce relish Okay , and sometimes grilled onions .

I think I tried steak sauce once .

Interesting . I don't eat hot dogs though .

I eat them every night .

I put that on a hot link though .

No , I'll probably end up getting some , just because you know we're talking about it . I put barbecue sauce on eggs you ever had a Sonoran dog .

It's good , I'm not sure .

No , sonoran , my roommate was talking to me about them , but I want to try it , motherfucker . Oh my God , are they good yeah . Have you had the Chicago dog . No See , that's what I'm talking about . Dipped things is fantastic .

They look very colorful , they look good . Oh , it's tasty .

You know they sell them at a Put like a poppy seed , put them on a poppy seed ? Yeah , y'all yeah , uh-huh .

Uh-huh .

We know food .

These are beet links . If you sitting up here , if you got to take a drug test or something .

Watch out , Because if you eat too many poppy seeds , You're going to come out positive .

I heard that Okay , a tragedy happened to me today .

Oh hell , what we got Stories with Jess .

I bought a loaf of bread .

Oh hell .

And I was being really , really careful with it , I swear .

And you smashed it . She said don't spoil it .

And so I was being really , really careful with it . Shut up , shut up . Okay , it's my turn . You didn't say nothing .

Okay , and I smashed it there ?

it is hey , but listen .

No , but listen , I was crying , I was literally crying about it . And you ever think about that and my roommate was laughing at me .

Your eyes do look a little puffy . She was laughing .

You ever think about that ?

You like you trying to call her old ? Huh Nah , she said she was crying about it . He called me old when he got here . I said happy , belated birthday .

No , you didn't . I did say old , but I meant belated . I said damn Okay .

Man , whatever you sensitive , today I'm sensitive , every day .

That's because she's 22 . That age already catching up to her right . She's already jumping up there .

She's probably like damn in any minute I'm going to be 30 .

You know , that's normally how it works . You know , girl , I refuse .

You refuse to be there . If you're a vampire , hear me out right now . Come get me , I'm ready .

Sinners , bite me , hey you see they are already talking about a sequel .

Oh , for they are already talking about a sequel , are they ? Yeah , are they ? I wouldn't be surprised . I don't know how I feel about that , but I don't know how it would go .

Yeah , yeah like what else could you tell ? Would they do a prequel or what like ?

okay , I could see that from the To see , like , how everybody got to Like how Remick became a vampire .

That'd be cool .

No spoilers .

Spoilers . Well , they already know Ramix .

This is a spoiler-free podcast .

That's not a spoiler . It's a spoiler . It's not a spoiler . He's been in .

Van Buren , since hey , these niggas .

It's not even a spoiler .

It's not .

Okay .

Okay , whatever you say , jess .

You see Sinner's show , right you like it .

Oh yeah , I've seen it twice , so much I liked it . She has too .

So nice you saw it twice , I watched it twice .

I just saw it one time , yeah , but you know what ? Anyway , I know we done tell I was going to get back to the Punisher .

No , we didn't really finish that , oh yeah , so please continue . And you know what ?

everybody . We apologize . We like to jump around a lot , but who cares ? Y'all know how we operate . If you want people to stay on topic , don't listen to this podcast . We be having side conversations .

Hey , did you imagine if we actually did have a script to stick to and stuck to it ? I know right .

That'd be weird , It'd be boring .

Oh no we have , and That'd be weird , it'd be boring . How boring . No , we have . And the next order of business .

To recap the minutes , let me see Number three .

I'm trying to look .

Hold on the Punisher .

I think his name . You can't tell me that he wasn't a porn star .

That's what I'm saying With a name like that . Yeah .

So listen , I had to put in the Punisher P Diddy . That's what I put in right there so here , it is right here , right after this commercial listen , I'm going to tell you what's so funny . oh , hey , you know what ? Hey , we ain't playing music on here ever again , though I know that , I don't know . I I just heard somebody . Eminem went after somebody .

We will take it if it's free and run with it . Got a Twitter too . We are legit .

You thought you was just on here with some ragamuffins . I know we sit around here and Raggedy hands yeah , we building an empire right here . Girl , enjoy the ride . Usually the white women come along after we already got on , not at the bottom .

But you know , she out here just dumb as hell we got to leave that alone dog oh that shit's too funny , that shit's too funny .

When she come on , it's just like .

Oh man , it's too damn funny .

Kind of sexual interaction , while her husband which I was told at the time they were a married couple Was going to I don't know what this is from .

That's his voice .

That's his voice . That's sad .

It was funny . I'm just gonna come in here .

Initially it was the sexual assault .

It was funny because initially it was the one dude at first . But I'm sitting up here wondering . Now it's a lady on there and I'm wondering if she's curious Like man . I wonder if he can punish me .

Was that him talking ?

No , that's him . Well , right , here is the two hosts , and it was not welcome . All right , eric Bifle , thank you , as always , for your coverage . A strip tease turned a scam . Hold on An exotic dancer hired for one night .

How did they ?

The clients , not who they said they were .

I must have skipped ahead a little bit .

He says he's here .

We'll get . I must have skipped ahead a little bit .

Get food for him and his friend . Where the hell ?

did the homeboy go ? Can't wait . Technical difficulties yeah no , ain't she a technical we're just going to keep talking .

Play some elevator music .

There you go , he gets there , he's upset .

Yeah , there was more .

All right here he is right here In court about his involvement . Sharae Hayes is an exotic dancer known as the Punisher and he's author of a book that he testified about in search of freezer meat . We'll ask him about that .

In search of freezer meat .

Thank you for joining us .

He said that's Jara's fantasy football .

It's not only a high-profile witness in a high-profile case , perhaps one of the highest-profile cases ever . So you can take the jurors . Not only we do not own any of this content , let's just refresh from a period of 2012 to 2015 . You say you were hired by cassie and diddy to do what ?

yeah , it was . Um . It started out as supposedly uh , a sexy scene when I first arrived , it was to miss ventura , where I was thinking it was a bachelorette party . But she showed up pretty much opened the door in a bathrobe . Clearly she was dude under and I was quickly propositioned to create a scene , a voyeur-like scene .

Hey , I will tell you this , though I did not think I don't know why . I did not expect him to look like this . Me neither , oh , I didn't expect for him to sound like this Me neither .

I thought that nigga was about to be in there , he smiles the same in every picture .

Django , unchained , big-ass black nigga . We were supposed to get on couches across from each other . There were bottles of baby all around , it was dimly lit and we were supposed to do a mutual massage , kind of sexual interaction , while her husband which I was told at the time they were a married couple was going to eventually join the room and watch us .

You just tried early in the case and , erica , you were covering there when Sharae was in court .

You think the host , you think they're getting turned on by this ?

It was a very odd situation because when he came into the room I could see that he was new , but he actually had on what I believe is called a burqa . It was kind of those veils that Muslim women wear where their faces are completely covered but you can only see their eyes . What the hell he said Diddy was wearing a did .

He was up in there like woman in the yard . Today's the day .

I ain't even here .

Yeah , I know , we don't even cloak of invisibility . I just thought it was crazy because I've been hearing and although I haven't paid that much attention different stuff I listen to , they bring up updates and stuff . I was like man , why do I keep hearing this name , the Punisher man ? What does this dude look like ?

That is hilarious .

So now , hey now it was so funny If y'all double now , when they sit up here and they look up the punisher cause , you know they will , and then they're going to be having like Superman , and then they're going to be having like Superman . And then they're going to be having all that in their head now Do , do , do . Pew , pew , pew , pew .

He's all grouchy now . Yeah , we're sorry , Steve Take it back .

No that , I mean , do Do Not what . I Sorry , Steve , Take it back . Yeah , no that .

I mean dude , dude ain't . No , not what I pictured .

Yeah , no , I just pictured Not at all , I thought he was going to be kind of like a .

Like a big guy , Like , yeah , Big sprawling guy . Yeah , like real yeah .

He's not , I'm like man this cat like our size , he's very put together .

Yeah , yeah .

Very Metro , if you will .

Oh yeah , yeah . And that's when you're sitting up here , like Man's name is Sharae , oh that's you know . You sit up here and you think a little bit like okay , I was like I don't know , so maybe what Steve was saying , maybe he got that Punisher , maybe he got that hammer , yeah , hammer , don't hurt him . Please , hammer , don't hurt him .

I got something for you right here , timberland , oh shit .

What did he do Dog shit ? What did he do Dog listen ? It says Timberland signs AI artist Tata after launching a new entertainment company . I'm going to tell you now how smart that is . Obviously , he signed Tata , the AI artist because it's his entertainment company , so he's getting all the residuals anyway . I mean that's smart . So what if I had an ai artist ?

I think so because I mean yeah , so it'd be almost like .

You know my how crazy is that . That's a real story .

Ai artist yeah , everything is going the route of AI that is insane , it's funny watching old people on the internet thinking videos are real oh man , they're in the comments like oh my God .

Listen , I don't , really don't believe . Are they alive ? Hey , I really don't even believe anything anymore . No , you can't . You know what's that ? Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear .

No , I really don't believe anything .

You just sit there and be like , oh , I should say , was that real ?

Or you know , you got to check and A lot of these AI drawings and things just too real .

Oh , I know , Too realistic Like they have . I think they were talking to after I was looking at the Timberland thing , amazon , they work , I guess the robots to deliver packages .

Oh , kind of like that movie Megan . No , I didn't even watch that .

Yeah , I guess . Hey , that movie's good .

It looks so dumb .

Oh , oh , megan , yeah , oh that movie that movie is good . That movie , that movie is good .

Megan you never seen megan either it just looks like ptsd from megan silly hey , well , I don't know .

I liked it well . They got the sequel coming out . I too , I know I can't wait .

That one looks so dumb , I can't .

Really I think that's what they're going for .

The sequel looks so dumb .

It might be going for the campy . She didn't grow up a little bit , probably Megan 2.0 . Yeah , she got taller . Her dance moves , her dance moves . I just want to die .

And now it's a yeah , she got a nemesis . Yeah , it's almost like watching the Transformers . You love this shit . Yeah , hell , yeah . Well , I know , I can't wait for it .

Optimus Megan .

Seriously , hey , I did , I did go see Bring Her Back Disturbing .

What is that ? What is that ?

All I'm saying is Bring Her Back .

I've been gone for a week so I didn't I didn't get any movie time in .

I'll tell you this I don't really know if it was a horror . It's considered a horror film , right , yep ?

it's a horror film .

Now , I didn't think it was scary , just it was disturbing . It was very , very disturbing and I seen it like a week ago and I'm still thinking about how disturbing it was . Yeah , it came out on Jess' birthday , oh .

A24 . They make good movies .

Yeah , they do . They make really good movies yeah .

Bring her back .

That's crazy , huh .

Yeah , I would . Anything they put out , I'd go see that one they did about the porno . I want to watch that one .

What's it ?

called .

The porno .

Yeah , they made a porno , kind of like a damn , what's it called ?

I knew , I saw that movie Zack Ymir makes a porno . That shit was hilarious .

That is a good movie it was a horror movie they called either Triple X or X .

I think it's X . Yeah , it's X's X , yeah , it's X , yeah , it's not an actual porno . No , no , no .

It's these . It's set in the 70s and they're making a porno In like this Abandoned barn , oh , and shit gets weird .

Where can you see that ? At Most me and Gotham Most likely .

HBO Max . You can see it on Hulu , probably with Paid subscription .

Yeah , See it on Hulu probably with paid subscription .

Yeah , Max .

Like YouTube TV or something Prime most likely .

Oh , with Prime . Yeah , so wait with Prime . You can just watch it , If you have a premium subscription , shit , I hope so With regular .

I hope so . It says premium subscription . For Prime yeah Max is just a regular subscription . I don't have Max .

So that's the other rich thing .

You need to find someone who has Max , we know somebody who has Max .

He's rich , but he's not here . He's the one who provided this .

Please give us your Max account , please .

I mean they'll go over to Joe's house , but she said you can watch it on Prime .

With the premium account . You either gotta rent it , you have to have probably the Starz subscription or something like that .

You know , ain't nothing free , no more , yeah , I don't know oh , speaking of movies that I did watch . I watched the Final Destination movies because I haven't seen them before you watched all of them except wait .

No , I didn't watch the fourth one . I watched all Final Destination movies because I haven't seen them before you watched all of them except wait .

No , I didn't watch the fourth one , I watched all the other ones did you see the most recent one ? No , is that the fourth one ?

no , that's the fifth one . I said , I watched that , right , yeah it was good . I watched the first three okay , I need to go back and watch them . Go back , watch number one and now I have A whole lot of Fears , like when you're on the highway and all that stuff too . I almost died the other day On the freaking highway , oh hell .

Tell us Jess . Story time part two .

They break , checked Right in front of me .

Almost died and time part two .

They brake checked right in front of me and I swear it was like slow motion . The freaking tires were squealing and you could smell them and it was all smoky and I was like we're gonna die and I was holding the dashboard like this I was terrible . I wasn't driving , but she waits till the last second to brake , every single time .

That always makes me nervous . I'm like stop .

I'm like pressing my imaginary brake on the passenger side . I'm like stop , Stop .

Hey , they got them imaginary brakes in . Like the little driving schools .

The student driver cars . Yeah hell yeah , bet you wish you had that at that time .

Oh , I was praying with everything . I was willing the car to stop with my hands . It's going to stop , it's going to stop . We literally stopped not even a foot away from that car .

It was terrifying . It was on the 17th , Don't you know if you put your arms up like that and the airbag deployed it would break everything you put up there .

I was praying .

Do they come out with that much ?

force .

They come out with that much force .

We would have their legs up there . Never have your legs up there . I'm going to tell you this . I have a question real quick , just curious . I'm going to call this . Ask a white girl .

Why in the hell ?

do y'all , put y'all's feet out the window .

I don't , I'm not saying you don't . I don't understand that one either .

Trying to let their feet breathe .

I have no idea .

Like here's my thing they showing you that they love to put their feet up . They like look , we got room in here .

Like you sit up here , you get in my car , you put your feet on my dashboard . Get the hell out of my car , right , what the hell you put . I mean , this was some years ago , but somebody got in a car accident and they leg was up . Boom Broke like they broke their thigh .

Dude , that'll paralyze you so fast .

Dude , it took them for probably shattered a pelvis or two . Huh .

Paralyzed . I know they were in bad shape for a minute . Now you be like , hey , they said no , I know nothing about that you put your feet up there at all . F-a-f-o .

I don't even wear my freaking hair clip in the car because it scares me .

What's the thing with the ?

If you get in a car accident , your head usually bangs and it will get embedded into your skull .

Oh yeah , okay .

I've seen a metal hair clip embedded in someone's skull In person or on the internet , on the internet , but I was like I'm never doing that ever again . Yeah , speaking of movies , I did try to find Hobbs and Shaw Couldn't find it .

You couldn't find Hobbs and Shaw .

Couldn't find it . You couldn't find Hobbs and Shaw . Well , I had to pay for it and I wasn't buying it .

I wasn't supposed to do that , hey listen , he's broke , y'all he's broke . When did movie rentals start becoming 1999 .

No , that's not a rental .

You not looking at the rental ? That's your buy , unless it's one that just came out it says buy .

I'll pull it up right now . It says buy 24.99 . Rent a two-day rental 1999 is it a new movie ? No , it's a new movie , but still , when the hell was it ?

it's new , 19 nigga , if you find an old movie it's like four dollars yeah that's how much it used to be typically go for like 3.99 it used to be 9.99 .

Go for like $3.99 . It used to be $9.99 . Like you going to the movies .

You know they're all about to be rounded out right , there's going to be no more 99s .

Really .

They stopped making pennies .

They said it cost like 14 cents .

To make a penny .

Yeah , it was like 14 cents to make a penny .

So it's all going to be rented out .

Yeah , because there ain't going to be no more pennies .

Shit Wow .

Yeah , they stopped making them already , so all the pennies might be worth some money , but somebody said it's like $3 or something to make a nickel .

Yeah , it's expensive .

So does that mean they're no longer going to mine , copper ? I don't know .

Oh , I don't know , I'm looking at all that . That's kind of how they make pennies , I mean probably because there's still like other stuff you make out of copper . It's not just pennies , yeah , but they just won't make pennies anymore .

Probably not as many . Oh yeah , they make wires with copper , yeah .

Why in the hell do ? Uh , I don't know . I don't carry cash . I do have a whole bunch of coins right there .

I need to wrap up . Yeah , bring some .

I'm going to go get my pennies and see if I got something that's actually worth some money .

Go get some , oh yeah .

I used to have a quarter collection from all the different states . I have one of those I don't know what happened to it , though I know I didn't spend it .

I have one of those . It's in a little book , somebody stole it .

Yeah , I've been there , went and bought some Skittles . You got any ?

crackhead cousins or something .

Reformed crackhead maybe Reformed .

Once a crackhead , always a crackhead . I used to have one . Do you knit ? You said knit nigga . No , I can't even sew .

Old people knit don't a booklet of quarter .

I got it for my birthday , for my grandma , and then what else ?

you just say that's some old people shit . Yeah , nah , you said . You just said something else that I don't remember .

My mind slips me Anyway , because you're old yeah .

Yeah , I do need a nap .

You said you need a nap . Nah , that is . That's crazy , though Damn . I know ballerina starts today . Oh does it ? Yeah , Well , it actually started last night . And then I talked to somebody that's seen it already . Oh , they said it is very good .

I've been to one . Do you normally do Thursday releases , because I've been to maybe like twice .

Oh , I mean , I will .

Yeah , I do , because they used to do it . I like to go Fridays , but they used to do them at midnight .

Oh yeah . I'm in the bed , oh yeah because you know what they released it to , where they moved it to seven , because sometimes , like the kids , you know kids were out like at midnight , yeah , having to go to school the next day . Well , shit , it's summer . Who is that right there ? Who's that ?

Oh , yeah , that's the ballerina , lady , right .

Yeah .

And they say it's nice .

They say it's real good . I can't wait to see it too .

Same cats who did John Wick ? No yeah . It's going to be superb .

It's in a trailer . John Wick is in it .

I might get to see a titty .

Is it ?

rated R . I like titty .

You might see a titty or a butt crack .

Give me all the Sidney Sweeney's movies right now . I just want to go ahead and that lady , valerie , it's rated .

R , is it ?

Oh , that's going to be good . Right there , boy , I got some catching up to do . You know of the Clown in the Cornfield , is that what it's ?

called . Oh , that's probably . Is it out ? I think it's out already .

No but , I think it might be close to streaming already .

Let me see we don't get in trouble for streaming dude , Uh-uh .

The clown in the cornfield . I think it's out to theaters now .

It wasn't even in that many it's gone .

So is it on streaming ? Yet it's probably playing .

Somewhere in Yuma there is a in Tempe the one that was where the kids came out and listened in that city . Is that what Clown in the Cornfield is ?

I think it's something like that

Yeah , Good old Pollock See .

I'm well diverse around the city . Well , yeah , it kind of looks . Hey , it's dope to go in there , is it ? Yeah , they got some stuff in there , man , I haven't been there in years .

In years Saturday , sunday , monday , tuesday and Wednesday showing . Oh really Tomorrow at 7.50 . At PM . Yep , ah , sunday , monday , tuesday and Wednesday showing . Oh really Tomorrow at 7.50 . At .

PM . Yep , 5.30 PM . Wait , they got a 5.30? .

Oh , actually Sunday's the last day . They're showing it At 5.30 .

PM , pm . See I can do PM 5.30 . 7? , 7? . Oh , that's pushing it . Yeah , I stopped going 7? .

That's pushing it . Yeah , I stopped going to movies . That's pushing it . I stopped going to movies in the PM .

I stopped going in general .

You saw Sinners twice .

You did say that I'm not going anymore , it's expensive and I don't want to go by myself , so I'm going to stay home .

That's fair and I don't want to go by myself , so I'm going to stay home .

That's fair .

I guess you got to go for popcorn and the intertables .

I'm a social creature , I ain't going by myself is that being social or is that being like oh , look at me , I'm a pretty white girl . I'm not going to no damn movie by myself . Somebody's taking me .

No .

Okay , I'm just asking , not at all . Hey , if he don't take me to the movies ? Hey , remember what the Robin Harris said if the nigga can't take you to Ross , he ain't shit .

No , I'd rather go with friends or something I'm not against you , I'm just messing with you .

It was this old clip , this old comedian . His name is Robin Harris RIP . He was the one that did the . I don't know if you ever heard of like Bebe's Kids or trust me , this is she's looking like .

Nope Wait Sharada here , don't worry , sharada here .

When kids were like bad , we called them Bebe kids . Okay , mostly little snot-nosed little black kids , rugrats . I mean that's honestly , that's what we got , you know , bebe kids . Well , anyway , harris came up with the joke .

When I was out in Reno last week they got the same exact set up as fries , but they call it Smith's .

Oh yeah , no , Smith's , smith's , kroger's that shit tripped me out , I think Smith's Kroger's and Fry's , mm-hmm , yeah , they're all it's Kroger's . Yeah , but Smith's .

I think they had Smitty's here once .

Yeah , we had Smitty's Okay . Okay , I think when I moved out here it was already gone , but we did have Smitty's , Smitty's , Bash's .

We don't have Bash's . We don't have Bash's anymore , you know .

Bash's is still around .

There's one store they used to have like a little kid area .

Oh , there's a Bash's by your house , you would go into Bash's and little daycare area in the middle of the store , and then you go on and do your shopping , and then you come back and get them from the play area . Man , I know mothers miss that I bet they do .

There's a few of them who don't go to the store because they don't want to take their kids .

Because they got them badass kids . They used to have that area .

You just throw your kids there and you're like , okay , bye , and go do your shopping and come back and get them . Would your kid just be like missing , they used to have the most fun shit at Bash's ever .

That's funny . Yeah , I never See . I mean , I know that about Bash's . You know I moved out here late anyway .

But he used to have good bakery stuff .

Oh no , I did have some stuff , it's all trash now .

You used to Low quality . I know there's a .

Fry's has good stuff , fry's is pretty good .

Fry's has good sushi .

Really good sushi Safeway . There's Safeway right here .

Woo .

That sushi is good .

I don't know . I haven't had Safeway sushi . I don't have a Safeway near me .

They sit right there .

I thought only Fry's did that , so Safeway does it too .

They sit right there I don't know what time they shut down .

Safeway has good chicken and stuff I might get some Fry's sushi tonight while you're playing hey fries make good chicken wings . The fried chicken it used to be . Walmart made them good chicken .

I said I never had it at Walmart .

Walmart does yeah .

Well see , we putting y'all up on everything .

And mashed potatoes too .

If you hungry , oh really .

Walmart mashed potatoes and gravy .

Yeah , fries don't have that , but they do have the wing , the chicken wing bar .

We can't go back to wings we cannot go back to wings .

They got wings , though , just saying .

I'm about to cry . We've got wings .

That's like I have a quarter y'all .

You've got mail .

Quarter .

It's gotta mail A quarter . It's got to be good for something To be provided some wings .

Yes , I would Always . Always Okay , any day of the week .

That is hilarious . She said a quarter . I have a quarter .

I'll give it to you . It's good for something . I got a quarter right there . You have a whole jar full of them .

Yeah , hey , I think it's some 20s in there too .

That thing's like heavy .

I remember throwing them in like the very , very beginning . I think it's like maybe two , maybe like two 20s and then , but they like way , way at the bottom , I mean , and that thing's been sitting there for like 10 , 12 years .

I'll find it Like 10 , 12 years .

She got the claws . It ain't gonna take her that long yeah . I know huh .

Anybody seen Lilo and Stitch ?

I ain't messing with that .

I don't really like I don't know . I heard it was good , though I mean I ain't messing with that . I ain't messing with that . Yeah , I don't really like , I don't know .

I heard it was good , though I mean I'm not going to say it , I was never a Lilo and Stitch person , anyways , yeah . What is his name ? Is Lilo right Stitch . Or his name is Stitch .

His name is Stitch , oh yeah . So is he a dog or what ? He was ? An alien . Oh Okay , yeah , they came from outer space , and then they come back and try to get him .

I can't watch no kid movie .

And then there's the hot older sister .

She was bad .

Hey look .

That was a badass animated chick .

God dang , I don't know what they did .

Like .

Roger Rabbit's wife .

Jessica Rabbit .

Jessica Rabbit could get it Remember , didn't they used to call Melissa Ford ?

Yeah , didn't they used to call her Jessica ?

Rabbit , didn't they ?

That was when she first came on the scene .

Yeah , when she popped on the scene . That's when we used to have Video Vixens . Yep , they called them Video Vixens back in the day , melissa Ford .

Vita .

Vita .

Guerrero , you know , super head yeah she was a video girl , right , yep okay yeah , I think so she was , there was a few of them .

Then what's the one girl , the one lady ? Actually , I think she's my age , bernice .

I think she's like black and Puerto Rican .

Well you know what ? Let me , let me correct myself real quick , because I don't know . I mean we say I don't know , I mean I do it too Like black and Puerto Rican . When Puerto Ricans are black , yep , but unless you're white , puerto Rican .

That blew my mind when I saw that .

No , it's just so funny because we're , for instance , most of the time it's y'all black chicks Sitting up here like , oh , they messing around with this Puerto Rican or whatever . I heard Laz Alonso say , because you know he's Cuban , I always thought he was just a black dude from Chicago or whatever .

Oh yeah .

Man . She was black and Puerto Rican . She was black and Rican . Yeah , you were like what in the hell ? But I do know a lot of y'all like to

And Jess , just be white . You know what Me and my .

Sicilian heritage .

I'ma leave it alone , See , you know we ain't gonna sitilian heritage .

I'm going to leave it alone , all right ? See , you know we ain't going to sit up here , we ain't going to be all super educated or nothing . You know , we don't .

Because we're dumb as hell out here .

Walking around .

I didn't bring that up .

I did not bring that up we ain't going to even bring this up , no more . We're just going to be funny like we always came . That shit was funny Anyway , was it not Go see Ballerina , was it not ? It was Go see Lilo and Stitch .

The animated the animated Lilo and Stitch .

Final Destination , mission Impossible . Mission Impossible , thunderbolts , thunderbolts , sinners , if it's still there , uh hey , I was listening to Johnny's house and they gave a report that Van Hunt asked Halle Berry to marry him . Oh , some booty . You know they've been dating for five years but she didn't give him an answer yet .

Halle Berry's dude . She trying to keep her body count low . He's a singer .

It's too late . I mean at that point does it even matter ?

Nope , oh yeah , when you start getting up there and age , nobody care . Nobody care about your body count hey if Halle Berry been with 150 dudes , you gonna still date her right . And 150 and 150 females are still dating . That's my point . Yes , okay , what your body ?

count is exactly . But what if it's homegirl right here at Safeway ? You still can get it , yep you gonna date her that ?

is what would you date her ? No , I'm saying did . If it's just the regular chick at Safeway , oh , I don't care what her body count is either .

So yeah , See , I'm easy , he's like I ain't asking no questions , easy like Sunday morning . Hey , Steve is my dude boy that's why , we call you , that's why you Superman , that's right , I guess .

Superman , superman , oh shit what happened . The new Predator came out today . Killer of Killers , it's on Hulu .

Oh , it's streaming . Man see , they gotta stop this . It's so much stuff I done , messed around .

I think it's animated , though , if you wanna skip that one .

Cause , hey , I heard it was a Predator that's coming out Like it's animated , though , so you might . Oh , if you want to skip that one , don't , because hey , I heard it was a Predator that's coming out , yeah , like it's their land . Yeah , oh , it's called like Predator , like Badlands .

Yeah , Predator Badlands , that's going to be , I think , in November .

Oh , that's a movie .

Yeah , oh yeah , this was put together .

Hey , I have a question Do y'all get excited to go to the movies , or is it just me ? I'm telling you I'm talking about . I physically get excited to watch a movie and I'm like oh .

Yeah For the good movies , Unless the movie was trash , then I'd be like man . That was some bullshit .

But I'm just saying at the beginning you don't know Until you go , you know how to train your dragon out too .

Yeah , yeah , how to train your dragon . I don't think that's not out yet , I'm not .

I don't even know anything about that , that's kind of like past our generation .

Watch the animated one I know about Peach Dragon .

Well , you knew about Lilo and Stitch , so I figured yeah , because I always see the little posters .

Yeah , and I know Lilo and Stitch . You didn't know , that did you .

I didn't know you were walking around smart as hell my bad .

She did it twice .

We are absolutely done .

Peace .