¶ Moonshine, Movies, and Tubi
We want the three degrees . We want the three degrees . Turn my mic up . Okay , we say turn my mic up . That sound like you about to .
Oh yeah .
Yeah , like you about to . Yeah , turn me up , turn me up . I got trigger tray in the booth About to bust some lyrics up . Yeah , the intro Yo , this one's Sterling A right Yup man , volger Sterling . Welcome to the Nobody's Talking podcast . We're back for another week with the whole crew . We got four no phone calls today , so everybody enjoyed themselves .
Hey Joe's back , though Dang . Oh shit , damn Shirah too . Shirah , you been missing a couple of times too huh , yup , yup , yup , what you been man True man Holidays , let me see Nashville .
Just kids hockey , hockey tournament .
Nashville .
Oh man , what's in Nashville ? Taylor Swift .
She is from Nashville . Huh yeah , I think she is from Nashville .
Now it was a hockey tournament , oh okay . How'd they do ? They actually finished second in that tournament . Okay , they lost in the championship .
So at least it was worth the trip .
A little bit . Yeah , yeah , yeah , this is a nice town .
Oh yeah , I heard , Nashville is real nice now . It's incredible .
It's a living place .
I think it's like Nashville or something or close to Nashville . Clarkville I don't know how far Clarksville and Nashville , tennessee .
Yeah , clarksville is Tennessee .
Yeah , yeah , yeah , I know , I think Chris lived there .
Oh , it's a trip . Every city's name Bill , except for Memphis , but yeah , nashville , like I said , clarksville or Huntsville .
Yeah , yeah , but I know well , obviously there's a couple yeah just you know Moonshine right .
Nah .
You said some Moonshine .
I did find the bottle of Blanton's Blanton's where Blanton's what's that Burby ?
Yeah , yeah , that's a hard one Smooth .
I was going to get a bottle of Planteer Cognac .
I heard when they was out . Remember when Cat Williams when he was on . Shannon Shark , and then it's talking about the Cognac .
Yeah , that's a shah-shah . You got to get on the list for that .
Oh for his , yeah , so it's sold out like that .
Yeah , you just can't Put your name on the list . Hey , that dude is printing money . Now , you heard it .
Hey , he's probably making more money now than his best contract .
Well , the thing is , I'm thinking it's like a step above Hennessy VSOP , because he used to drink Hennessy on the show Straight Hennessy . Oh yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah . So then he got his own brand , his own Cognac .
Because I know he's always talking about the hem . I'm on that , henny , though .
The thing about Cognac is it's got to be aged , probably before you put it on the market , like about five years or whatever .
Right .
You want to go six or blend for VSOP 12 for the good stuff , 21 for the really good stuff 21 years , yeah , damn the longer alcohol is aged , the better it is .
Really yeah so Wild .
Irish .
Rose probably been aged for like one or two years Most of it's one or two hours , and then they put it on the shelf .
I was watching like they'll take , a say , they'll take a like a six year old and blend it with like a 50 year old or whatever . Oh , okay . And then they get the brand they want .
Yeah , yeah , it's just so funny how all these people ? Yeah , all these people got and I mean that's good for all of them . I like all these tequila's and alcohol brand .
They need to . Just it was me , joe Moonshine baby .
Joe's Moonshine . I'm right , keep it simple . You know what ?
I mean .
I think they already got that . They probably do .
Yeah , it's in Joe's garage .
We don't know where you live , Joe .
Good old , fucking good old fashioned homemade , not that store regulated shit Tastes like crap . No , folks , you don't put fucking cherries and shit in Moonshine , no .
You said , you don't no .
Who came up with that bullshit ? What do you put in it ?
Nothing Straight to the fucking head baby .
Don't that shit burn going down . Oh no , it's a smooth Moonshine .
How long ?
has it been aged ? I don't know .
Hey , I know this is not a couple days . It's just the goodest fuck . It'll knock you out , won't it you ?
watch Moonshine . That only makes you a day .
Hey , I saw a few minutes of that . I probably watched like 15 , 10 minutes of it .
It's crazy when they had the Moonshine come .
Yeah .
It's a show , yeah , yeah , yeah , what's it called ?
Tubi , oh , I don't know .
I don't watch Tubi I told you .
I'm telling you all right now I like Tubi , I can't fuck with . Tubi I watched the movie . No , bro , ultimate Betrayal . I'm saying it again Ultimate Betrayal , yeah , couple of little sex scenes . I could care less about any of that . What I cared about was the ending , the whole little plot .
I'm like oh , I'm gonna tell you .
I tried to watch a movie on Tubi .
The commercial was so fucking long .
That's when you get your Wulsa on no I can't do it .
Commercial about the same length of the movie Shit .
Yeah , yeah , that's what .
I'm even bothered . Shit , I probably sleep through the commercial .
That's when I do my Wulsa .
Oh yeah .
Like oh .
Wulsa , I can't do Tubi .
I just can't do it . I'm on board with Tubi . I'm gonna try it .
I'm gonna try it , Dude because , listen first off , I was not about that shit .
It was good to me , I just keep seeing the clips where you know they show a scene and then someone's breaking down the scene and they'll show it again .
The dude's in a different color suit and they'll be back in another color suit Me .
I don't even know what you're talking about no me , no , well , I keep Listen .
People will break down the Tubi movies . One was a woman .
I don't know what the movie was called but that stuff doesn't even bother me , because these people are just trying to get on and they trying to .
Oh , you talking about when they just show movie clips and you trying to figure out what movie it is .
Well , no , no , no .
That's Like it's . It's basically when they make mistakes , yeah , when they make mistakes . Yeah like she had on red , and then they doing the same scene .
But it's the next day . But it's the next day , no , but .
But there was they . Probably . Obviously , obviously they don't have , I can't forget what they have A lot of money for wardrobe , so they wearing their own clothes .
But there was one where the woman came to her ex's house , so I guess she's just gotten out of jail . Well , the wife came down and was like , oh , I see you with her now . And then the baby came in . She pulled out a gun , shot the baby shot the mama shot the dad .
I was like damn , that's what goes it ?
looked fake Like it looked fake as hell . But I was like yeah , that's what goes .
You just shot the baby , that's what I want to see . Hey , I'm logging . What's the name of that movie ? I want to watch it . I had to find it . What's the name of that movie ? I need to log hours for Tubi .
So hey they'll probably tell me about it .
Listen , Steven Spielberg . They all had to start from somewhere , so I guess you just start on Tubi , right ?
There you go .
That's dirty , Uh-uh .
No , that's Both dirty , dirty , dirty , both dirty dirty .
Shake time . That's what that is Kind of drink and shake , are you ?
going to drink the shake .
Should . I got this right here .
Shake anime . Hey what ? Henry Henry Weinhardt .
This episode is brought to you by Henry Weinhardt . Orange Cream Gourmet Soda . So is that a Stanley ? Drink it , that's a good one .
¶ Discussion on Various Topics
I heard y'all talking about that . You went and got one of those cups ?
No , I got this for Christmas . My son got me this for Christmas ?
Don't talk about that one . My son got me this for Christmas . Is that a ?
Stanley , that's just a logo brand .
Oh okay , nfl official , I don't want to get y'all ass whooped , go ahead .
Go ahead . Watch this shit , you know what haters say you look like I ain't knock it on the floor , oops . I forget the floor would be dense . All of that Paint , chip , lava , everything .
Haters be hating for it .
Y'all got next year .
That's what Green Bay defense is going to do to San Francisco ?
It's always next year .
Always next year .
Damn what they going to do . They going to put some pressure on your boy Perti .
That's the story of the Cleveland Browns Perti going to be Perti he said Perti .
You hating over there too , I sure am . Perti said the .
MVP . The fuck he ain't getting MVP . He better not get MVP . Look throwin' them one-yard passes , they go for 90 yards . This is how I know you don't watch the 49ers . No , you don't .
Throwin' them .
one-yard passes it's about the average , like nine For him .
He actually leads the league in passing yard Under nine yards , no over . He leads the league in passing yards over 20 yards Passing attempts over 20 yards .
Look it up . You know we said this while we don't talk to them . We had it because I'm going to just be dead honest and you know I'm neutral . You had the same excitement for . Jimmy Garoppolo , I did . Jimmy Garoppolo out of here . Now we got Brock Furley .
Look , hey , hey , look , that motherfucker threw the ball .
D-Bo taking a set to five .
You see that pass he threw . That's the MVP right there . Oh you gotta do now Learn to fake slide , he good .
Oh yeah . Take fake slide and then you man , he learned to fake slide .
He good .
That's like .
They said , next year that might be a penalty .
Yeah , they should have called him down when he did it .
They said the fake slide , or he was giving on his fake slide , either down , yeah all that Like you down where you are , or they may take you Like it account , but then it may take you back like 15 yards .
It'll still be first down .
But then that fake slide being .
They should have called him down right there .
It should have been like .
Runner gave himself up . That's what they should have called him .
You think Patrick Mahomes kind of did it too , because he kind of looked like he might have slide . But then you see the defenders kind of open up , oh , and then he just kept going .
Yeah .
I think he just Honestly on his he just kind of like throttle down , I'll tell you what he is the slowest ?
Oh , African-American hey .
He's just fast with speed , but he got the smarts . He get the paycheck . He's fucking up the stereotypes . He get the paycheck .
And then he , his legs , feet don't even come out the ground when he running this shit , neither does Carl Murray he just shot , he just .
Man , he got them Chihuahua , that's why it looks like he ain't going nowhere . He just 100 steps .
You know , like the little video games , like Did-Dug .
It's just like the Feets in the scary movies Like Pet Cemetery . You remember the little boy in Pet Cemetery when he first went in the house ? I don't remember that part . No .
No , when he first came out of the grade , he was in the house . No .
I know Pet Cemetery was crazy man , wasn't it ?
I need to watch that to see if it still hold up . Did you talk about the original ? Yeah , the original he was walking out of the .
That was a scary movie I thought , yeah , I'd have been going when that cat showed up . Oh yeah , Kujo .
Kujo was as scary as him .
Well , Kujo wasn't really that scary because the dog had rabies .
Oh , right , right , but still , like you just stuck in your car , you like I've just been sitting here , like I know this was way before , but I was just sitting there like I'm inside the car . What is this dog ?
going to do Shit . I'm not fucking . Fucking that's case , then you can make an argument for it . They shouldn't have made phone booths , oh , or the devil , or whatever it is . Oh , that was good , though . Which one ? The devil or whatever ? Where there was an elevator ? Oh , that shit was good , though . Every time the lights went out , somebody died , god .
Man . What is the name of that movie ?
It's devil , I tell you .
Man , you know , we don't fact check .
It's devil , Allegedly it's devil .
Yeah , we really don't .
I think it's devil to be honest with you .
I never seen it , I know something else .
I just found out . You watch that because the dude said if you drop a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and it lands on the jelly side , the devil's in the house . That must be my tube . He's got a land on the peanut butter side . It makes sense because the peanut butter is heavy . So if you drop it it'll land on the peanut butter side .
Oh good . I'm like alright , Everybody go check that out .
We need to go see Devil . Isn't that it Devil ? Is it the name of the devil ?
I don't know man Devil's advocate .
See , and that's what I remember seeing devil's advocate , I think . What's the premise ? Wait , which one ? Was that ? Keanu Reeves ?
Or was that Constantine ?
No , no , he was in devil's advocate , right .
Yeah , and he was also in which one ? No , that wasn't him .
I know one thing I did see the beekeeper . There was Scythefugra .
Oh yeah , that was a good answer that thing was fantastic .
That thing took me back to , like , saturday mornings you know , it's no secret when one person can beat up 5,000 people , that's the best movie ever . That's the best movie ever . Like , I don't like when they make the movies , when the superheroes be getting hurt . I'm like you're a superhero , you ain't supposed to get hurt . Forget that .
You're just supposed to just tear through everybody A little wound . Okay , I'll give you that . I've checked that . But the beekeeper , beekeeper yeah , oh , that was good . Yeah , the beekeeper was real good .
Yeah , that was good . That was good . I saw that . I see that Devil .
So this is called a devil ? Yeah , just devil . When did it come out ? 2010 ? Did I say 2010 ? See , now the dude got me wanting to see it . What's ? It on Devil .
It's a devil . Yeah , they was trapped in the elevator .
It's a movie .
Yeah , it's a twisted plot to it Like you don't .
What is it I'm going to say ? What is that playing on now ? It's like a 2023 .
It must have just came out , not 2023 .
It's in 2010 .
No , I saw here , it said 2010 .
No , it was with Bohem Woodbine and Bohem A bokeen Bohem Woodbine , but the thing . What it is is like OK . The plot is like it's really fucked up .
July 14 , 2020 .
Because they're in the elevator . But it all goes back to a guy who ran over a kid or some shit . That goes all the way back to that . It's fucked up .
Check that out .
No , it's good though . Yeah , that motherfucker in the Mexican dude said he dropped this peanut butter jelly sandwich . That motherfucker landed on the damn jelly side of that motherfucker , packed this shit up and went home . He said the devil's here , I'm going home .
Yeah , yeah .
Motherfucker left man , I'm serious .
He's supposed to be in security .
Oh man .
That's hilarious .
Yeah , you been watching the basketball .
Nope , oh yeah , you wait till the playoff . Hey , I'm going for football season B over .
Yeah , that's crazy about all the Warriors Assistant coach , though . Huh .
Oh , that's sad . I was sad , though . He had a heart attack in Utah , was it , and it was what .
Wasn't it in Utah 46 .
46 , 47 . Damn RIP . Rest in peace , baby .
Goodness , oh , just like wow .
I know that's when you start thinking , when you close to the age or past the age of people you like you're dropping .
I'm telling you I'm going to fuck you up when the classmates start rolling out on you .
You like man . I don't remember none of mine , so I'm cool , that's what I like .
Oh no , Somebody going to jog your memory . Call your name , you remember what you're saying . He gone .
Man he going to be just like the movie Life . Joe just had a reunion or something recently . So you go back to one of them reunions and you like yeah .
I went to my 15-year reunion . I knew two people and I was just like I ain't coming back to this . I don't know none of y'all .
Yeah , I haven't been back .
¶ Funny Stories and Bathroom Humor
I don't think , me or Chris , we was a tight group . You said you went to your 10 ?
120 of us .
Plus the football team and all that Almost 30 .
We started playing football together .
And we finished at senior , so it was like it was about 20 , 30 of us started playing football together .
Yeah , I remember a couple from football , a couple from wrestling , and that was it , man . I don't remember nobody else .
And then the girls were cheerleaders .
Yeah , all the girls I remember none of the girls I know you can't remember them all .
They're all about as big as that dough right there .
Exactly when nobody like me , they like oh . Steve you grew up and I was just like , oh , you're fine .
I don't even know who you are . Hey , you had that glow up . You had that glow up . Now they want to give you some . You can't even find it . You had the glow up , they had the blow up .
You big ? I don't remember you , no , but it was . I went to school with you .
I don't remember you from the Y . I was like I don't even remember you from the Y .
Because that's why I worked out . She was like just like now .
I work out every day . I've been working out every day since I was 14 .
Two days they be playing that song Little Weight Don't Bother Me . Yeah , they do , they don't bother Joe . Oh no , I don't I know . This is like I got my new hip man . I gotta be careful .
I gotta wait a minute . You gotta wait a minute now , Joe you gotta wait a minute .
Oh girl , you tip the scale , Hold on .
You need to stand on this Feng .
Trix hey , at what point do you sit up here and be like no , I can't be in grames , sorry , we ain't going . Baby boy , this one .
At what point ?
We just going to get it .
Oh no , I can't really do it like I used to .
Let's see back then Is she like 105 , 110 ? It don't matter .
When I was younger bro , this could be 220 , she going up , you know how you find it . I think 225 was my limit . I got that motherfucker up there 220 .
Boom , you had her . Oh my goodness , they was loving Joe . I remember one time I messed with a little skinny chicken .
She said hold on hold on . You just used to mess with big girls ain't you ? I was throwing that little motherfucker around . She said hold on , you used to them big girls . You have to slow this shit down .
Oh my goodness , I'm serious .
Oh man .
No , that is , that's funny . It's curling her , aren't you .
I was just motherfucker .
I flipped around and she was in the dog's down feet like the exes .
My head was still looking at me Holy shit Like plastic girls .
She was still looking at me .
Oh shit , this is when you know you sit up here and you think , well , first off , that I mean , that's a young boy thing . Anyway , when you're in your 20s you're like oh yeah , we're going to pick her up .
You're going to get up against the wall and start getting a little older .
You be like man . Let's pick her up , beat and caught that cramp .
Oh , my sciatica .
My favorite is I got a hurry up triangle P Ain't got no bag or got them . We got a little P in it . You be like man you leave a little P in that motherfucker from the morning boy . You , just , you , just like a little P in it .
Here's the Joe asm .
There's the little Joe asm . I can't even make that shit up .
That's the truth . You know you wake up in the morning with that morning . P that you got a little . P you just hold that shit , man . That motherfucker's going to stay there forever . You be like somebody knocking .
That's jazzy . Go on the work . That's why you need that old noise and ceiling fan to catch the rhythm .
Oh , catch the rhythm with the ceiling fan . You got that ceiling fan .
Turn that motherfucker on and catch the rhythm . Okay , I got it now why you got the ceiling fan on and the goddamn wintertime .
Going to the beat .
Got to relax . I'm in the zone , leave me alone . That's hilarious . Yeah , you gotta catch it , baby .
No , that is funny .
Yeah , that remind me , man , Motherfucking went to when I was in the service . This dude told me he like he pissed on this girl right After he damn buzzed a nut on her . So I was like man , how the fuck do you put ? I tried that shit to save my eye . I could not , you know , cause it's all cut off Once you nut .
It's like nigga , you ain't peeing like right then , and there it's going to take a couple minutes .
So I was like yeah , and then when you do go to pee , you're going to pee all over the toilet . You be like , oh damn hold up , you grabbing toilet paper .
Yeah , I was just a bit of a dammit Young fellas your best bet really Sit down . No , sit down , I turn , I sit down like pee all over the bathroom and try to tuck it in .
Y'all , yeah , you better hold it y'all . You just sit up there alive I will be peeing straight out the toilet . Y'all , like I said , go ahead and bust one and then you go to the bathroom or whatever after .
I guarantee you're going to spray into a whole bathroom floor with pee , with pee , it's like damn .
That's true to have before too . Some of them went over to the toilet . Baby hey , some of them might get on your foot . You be like wait , what the Damn .
Like God , you might as well sit down Do the same people yeah exactly .
No shame in it . No , I don't know .
I don't think like you . Go to them little toilets , y'all don't talk about it . The little toilets you sit on them motherfuckers . You can barely tuck your shit in and then you can wipe your ass and pinch your dick on the toilet . What ?
Damn . I guess these toilets are not regular diameter .
No , they're not . Yeah , they're the small circle toilets , not the oval toilets .
You got toilet upgrades because you got new house .
I know .
I know Big old motherfuckers , when I go shit at your toilet my feet probably won't touch the toilet .
Big old ass toilets over there . I know you got them I know , where I took them .
I'm just swinging them . You need to go get you some ADA toilets .
I'm just saying though , you know An old school 1970 .
toilet the old toilets , man .
You know they said they started to make the ones with the . Is it a bidet , a bidet here ? With the bidet and stuff in there too . I don't know how much it is but it's just lazy motherfucking-wiping the ass .
I got bidets on all my toilets . Dude dawg , just get some baby wipes .
I got baby wipes too so you can keep clean nigga Extra , extra clean . You should like that shit . I do like that shit . She should be feeling good .
I like hot food , so when that shit come out , I be like I know if it's gonna be over here .
You can adjust it like a vibrator I never had a water . You can have the water come out like a vibrator , like a sprinkler , yeah , a .
Or just a stream , you like man . It'd be cold too , you be like .
I was just about to ask is it cold or is it warm ?
That'd work if you was eating salsa . That's all I'm saying . That's all I'm saying . That's all .
I'm saying it's hot stuff . So oh yeah , you're happy Brian that shit be nice . Sometimes , man , we would try to run around like the dog be on the carpet with his hind legs . Dude , it's on fire , it's on fire .
You doing that , but you got worms .
I'd be like man , I'm trying to get that pepper off . Man , that pepper came right through . I'm gonna fucking do that . I can digest it .
Oh my Lord , oh shit , that's crazy , that wasn't coming handy .
¶ Bathroom Etiquette and Burial Practices
I'd be missing that shit sometimes . I'd go to a restaurant or something . Go shit , oh damn which I was at home .
Oh no , I just wait until I get home .
No , but sometimes I can't hold it . I'd be like man , go shit . What if you can't hold it ? You gotta go shit .
If I got my wipes with me .
I'll go . Oh , I keep my wipes with me . I got wipes in this car in the girl compartment Play or pack , always ready . I know you do .
The hell . Yeah , I know you keep wipes .
So you went out to the car grab your wipes and go take a shit .
No , I take them with me . I already know . I already knew I was gonna go to the bathroom . I was like man , give me the wipes , yeah you don't want another Bosco incident .
What's a Bosco incident ? You know what I'm talking about .
Oh , when I was at Target Target Dog .
They ain't handle toilet paper .
Man listen . Dog , I sat here Dog listen , sorry , you know your mother got one sock .
You know what ?
I'm talking about ? I don't know . I'm sitting up here alive . I want to use the bathroom , so I'm sitting up here . I don't know why I didn't check or anything . I sit up here , I use it . I'm like , oh man , that was a good one . I'm sitting up here like oh man , they ain't no toilet paper . So I'm sitting up here like oh man .
So I had to pull my pants up and I was walking through Target to go get to look for baby wipes and then I had to go back to the bathroom .
But I was like man . I thought I'm drawn away .
I was walking through Target , man hey .
Take a shit .
I just hey , that wasn't even a wash day , but that day I'm like here , I'm just going to wash everything . Now I'm sitting up here like man walking through there with mud booty .
How many is that you ?
should have just took your sock off .
He's like that . Or you could have got some paper towels and wet them bitches .
No , I mean that's true , but I was just sitting up here . I didn't clog the toilet up then .
I don't get no fucking ball of toilet .
Because , then because listen ? First off , I didn't even think of going over to the other stall either , but I'm just sitting up here . Like you know , once you put , I'm like man and I was like I need some wet wipes any damn way . And I'm walking through there , going to the baby section . I can't wipe my booty .
I can't do one play anyway , dawg , most of the place have one play . I can't do that shit . Yeah , but you just folded for your time , that's it Like Sam and it's full play that shit like sandpaper . You're still going to go through it .
You need the good stuff .
You walk around , so you got to roll the toilet paper .
I don't skimp on it .
Oh , no , oh , no here are the sharpenings .
I got flushables . See , you got the flushables . You got the man . You got the dude wipes . I get the baby shit .
I don't have the flushables , but I don't have the flushables either , but I got flushables , I flush the baby flushables .
I had to be scented fresh .
Yeah , because the regular wipes you're not really supposed to wash or flush .
I don't even care . Is that what ? Yeah , that clogged the shit up , they flush . Yeah .
Clogged the shit up . Yeah , they clogged the sewer system up .
Yeah , they had a special one .
Yeah , I watched that too .
Oh well , what was it ? That's our enemy . All of them baby wipes , All of baby wipes yeah , all of baby wipes .
Clogged the goddamn sewer system up , this is our enemy .
Down here , she's like toilet paper .
Yes .
Baby wipes . No , throw them bitches in the trash . I was like she . I'm gonna keep on flushing them .
Don't nobody care about your sewer system . All I know is I'm feeling fresh .
That's right In 88 .
Sucked Be fresh , exactly , hey , remember you was talking about the . When did that happen in Mississippi ? You just talked about the bodies .
Yeah , that was a year ago , was it ?
Yeah , I probably . I probably heard about it .
But it's just coming to light now , they found them like a bunch of bodies . Like where they found them . They went behind the police station . Police station or something like that .
Yeah , because they , the black dude , went missing and then they finally found his body , or whatever .
Yeah , the police was denied yeah well , we didn't .
they didn't know who he was and nothing like that , so , but they buried him with his wallet in his pants . So when they took , they took the body .
So so the cops or allegedly , yeah , the cops was killing people and buried them in the back .
Yeah , something like that . Somebody had to be doing something .
What in ?
the hell when a little too far , and then they just got carried away with it . They were just buried in some bodies .
Oh , that's insane . I know when they had remember when they like the funeral home . They was buried all on bodies , oh yeah .
And we just knew we knew it was them . Right , he had them on focus in the conics .
And it was us , and I was like oh Right .
Yeah . That's the people . What they was doing was they was giving people ashes . That that was like and burning the bodies . No they would just give them ashes .
They would just give them ashes , they weren't burning the bodies .
They would bury them and they would get the people ashes because they wanted to buy the cremated , but they wouldn't bury them in the back . They were trying to save money .
And then a storm came . Where they get the ashes from , watched all the bodies up .
No , you want to be cremated .
Yeah , no , but you said yeah , so they just gave random ashes , yeah .
Yeah , you know you can't DNA test ashes .
It's carbon they all carbon .
You all go back to carbon when you get burned .
The ash . It's not really ash , it's bone . It's bone particle right .
No , it's ash . Maybe what you think you call it ash , it's not ash .
I'm telling you right now it's not ash .
Oh , oh , you turning me something . Okay , well , let me listen . I'm sorry , bro .
I'm sorry , go ahead and teach me , because Bosco knows , like I said , I'm looking and investing into a crematory .
Okay , so I went down there and we actually show why the fuck would you do that ?
Because people die Because people die every day , man , every day . Bro , don't be scared of the business man , it's all about the money .
I know I won't be fucking with you for long . You fuck with dead people like that . The hell to the no , no , no .
Oh you , yes , right you from .
Oh yeah , I am from the south , Hell they don't , they , don't they don't fuck with dead people .
Some black magic or some shit .
Yeah , they think they're voodoo .
That's why they that's why .
Orleans , they bury people above ground .
¶ Bone Cremation and Ghost Stories Process
I don't know when you burn it , because it's below . So when the bone grounds up , yeah , so it's bone .
So when they , when they come out of the cream I saw the whole process a few times right , okay , come out of the the um incinerator or whatever , and they scrape it down and it's an actual bone .
So then they take the bones , put it in the cooler for a little while , let them cool off , and then they take them to another machine and they have to pick out the metal parts , so like whether it's a screw , screw or anything like that Screw screw or implant , whatever .
So they take that all that gets recycled , and so then they have to break it down and it puts it in . It's like grinder and grinds it down to make it look like .
It's not really yeah . Oh yeah , so you saying , bone don't burn Bone don't burn , wow , you get a hot enough .
I mean I do know , I do know what it looks like .
I mean , it looks like ash .
No , no , right , no , you're right .
Yeah , no , it does , it does . It really does look like ash . But yeah , I just know he was showing me the process , he was just telling me hey , you know , yeah , it's not really ash . It's bone because they break it down and it just ground down , so that's gives people .
I like to watch that shit too . It'll be my next documentary to watch how bodies are burned .
I'll take you down . I don't know what you're doing .
No , I don't want to go down there , man , I ain't trying to have no heebie jeebies . You know my shit was honey when I was little . I ain't never trying to go back to that shit . No , no , no . You don't want no heebie jeebies , no , no , I don't want no spirits trying to attach to me man . I don't get no pork , though , and next time I won't sit on .
Next thing I'm going to tell my crematorium Really dry by the cemetery .
I mean when I was little . They always say don't point at the cemetery or spirit going to follow you home . I really believe that shit , because really so .
I swear to God , remember , didn't they say you supposed to turn your music down , or ?
Yeah , you said , when you go by the church you're not supposed to stand on top of a grave .
Yeah , I kind of heard that one .
Yeah , it was just like you can't even point at the cemetery . I was like man , get out of here so you can point at it .
It told us we can't go by that with liquor in our pockets and go to the fucking chase you for that shit .
I remember , I think , yeah , I think when I was a kid one of my relatives lived across the street Like from the cemetery .
Like , I mean you like when you look off the .
You sat on the porch or whatever , and it was the .
I'm trying to see there was somebody it was a family .
No , I've never saw anything but .
I'm just saying , but he sat on the porch .
How you look right across the street it was I know you , the people you saw walking with the people you thought they were . No , I see nobody walking , because I ain't never go out there and look .
Joe talk ghost stories right now .
Oh , no , no , no , no , I ain't got nothing , I'm gonna shit .
You don't have no ghost stories , Joe . Has anybody ever seen a ghost or who believes ?
in aliens . I believe in ghost and aliens , do you ? It was something like I said . It was unexplainable . I don't know the fuck it was . You got a duck , huh .
You got abducted , abducted .
Yeah , they tried to abduct me , oh shit . Was the alien or Whatever it was .
Man , I had to be up and pick me up off the floor , have me by my ankles Like I was just lightweight , trying to shake me out the covers I had rolled up in the cover because I saw the door opening , because you know I sleep on the pallet , you know had to fan the cover over . You should make those little tents and shit . So we make a fan tent
¶ Encounters With a Mysterious Figure
. And you know this thing had been coming to my house on the regular and so I would always like scream whenever it came in and leave and my mom would come in there or my mom's boyfriend would come in there . What you screaming for ? I was like oh there's something in here and they never saw it . So one night I kept my brother up .
I think I told this story on another podcast . I kept my brother up . I said , nigga , I got a feeling that that thing is coming tonight and you gonna see it , somebody gonna see it , so they can cooperate my story , because I am not telling you all the story , I'm telling you the truth . And my cousin actually felt it one time .
He said , man , something reached over me . It was like this electrical field . It was like it reached over me , trying to get to you , steve , and I was like I don't know what it was . I used to always sleep in the crack of the bed where the wall was .
Everybody else that came on my house had to sleep out there , you know , toward the end of the bed , this end of the bed . So he said , that thing reached over me . He said , man , I ain't never come over your house again . And he never came over our house again either . So . But the thing when it came in , it would never like walk through the door .
That's why I knew it wasn't a ghost , because it never just walked through anything Like the door had to open , and so we had booby traps . I had booby traps set up , you know , like Goonies and shit . I put up hiking boots and skis and ice skates . I put them on the door .
So if anything opened that door , that shit will fall boom , boom , boom and wake you up . And so on this day I didn't have nothing , but the door always had a creak . So it says I seen the door open and that shit woke me up . I just sleep really light . Man . I grabbed that cover , I roll from one corner to the other corner and I heard these footsteps .
They jumped over there and grabbed my ankle . He tried to shake me out of the cover . I was like I'm falling . Maaah man , that thing dropped me . I hit my head . Boom . I jumped up . She come in there . She got this little pistol , I mean a pea shooter , like two bullets in it Like the little . Dairagers and something . She came in there with that .
She was looking around , what , what , what . I was like it had me . It had me , it was trying to keep me . Boy , it ain't nothing in here , but it's just a devil . I was acting bad . I shouldn't have been bad man .
I don't know what the fuck it was For the next few weeks when it was cool , and then I was like bro , I'm telling you it's coming tonight . I ain't even sleeping in here , I'm sleeping with my mom .
I got a feeling that these come close to get these little fillies on the back of my neck , right , you know them little hairs come up and I'll be like I Think it's in here watching me right now , but I can't tell because I can't see it , because it's daytime , but at night I know it's gonna be coming . Man , I'll be down . That damn thing then come .
And when came down hall cuz my room was over here , my mom's was right here at the door open . The thing went down hall , went to my room and the thing was tall cuz they had to duck to get under the door .
It was just a big black figure man , big black figure man , slender man .
So that one up under there went in my room , saw that we went in there came , I'm sorry . Coming to my mom room , my brother said what the fuck is that ? my brother ? Now he only like eight right . He said what the fuck is that ? Nigga , I'm for the screen . I said no , we gotta let mama see it , don't say nothing . I said I Go just like that .
Mom jumped up , she turned on all the lights and shit . Again she got a little piece . You do with it . I'm turning off all the lights , saying you can't see it in the light you got . It's got to be dark . That's the only way you gonna see it , cuz like dark and in dark . My brother said had red eyes . I didn't see this shit .
My brother said had a knife . I didn't see that shit . I just saw a big black fucking shadow of a Like a man . It was just a head , shoulders and then legs . That's all I saw and I was just like I don't know what the fuck that thing was , man , what it was trying to get me slender man , whatever .
I think it was candy man .
I never seen slender man . What the fuck it was , man . What that shit scared the fuck out of me , I don't know . That's why I say I believe in all that shit . You never came back .
Do you watch ?
you watch scary movies . Yeah , what's scary .
You're gonna have to watch slender man tonight . I had to watch it .
Yeah , man , yeah it came back . I said the last time I seen the thing was like when I was 12 . When I was 12 , we moved into a different house , we moved out of that house , we moved to a different house and it never came to that house , except for One time . That one time , you know it has squeaky stairs .
You can be like squeak , squeak you know , You're just like somebody barely touched the step and I was like . You know that shit woke me up Cuz I was like somebody coming up the stairs .
Steve , detail with this .
I'm sorry they good , cuz I , man I'm tell y'all lived it so that last time I'm in my covers and I'm just like man I said there's no way , that thing . I'm thinking in my head like you know , cuz I woke up when I heard the and I was like there's no way that something's coming up the stairs I will hear another one , because it's like five stairs .
I was like he would have to know which stairs to skip To to mist those squeaks . Right , I ain't here , no more squeaks . And then the next thing you know , but the electricity shift . It's just like , are you like , touch me on the cheek , kiss me on cheek or whatever ? Like I'm gonna go . You know , my study is over , whatever , I don't fucking know .
This is me trying to think about what the fuck he was doing and I was just like man , maybe they got me believing it . Maybe they were studying me right away , maybe it was an alien .
Hey guys . Hey , you should write a script .
I was just like . You know , you can shoot stuff on iPhones now . I don't know what the fuck it was , bro . I really don't , but that's why I believe that's crazy yeah .
You believe .
That's why I don't do no drugs . I'll be like man . I don't know my tricks or nothing . I was like man . I want to be clear . So I was like man . I'll be able to recall anything and I see I have nightmares about that shit until I was like 25 .
Oh damn well , you should have been a preacher , yeah .
Yeah , that's why I move . I said I gotta get out of here . Man , I'm out of this place . I didn't know it didn't follow you across the US . It didn't follow me across the US because it never came when I was in the service and it never came when I was down here , just when I was at home .
Yeah , have you before you left , so when you've gone , when you went back , Like to visit and all that stuff .
Lights in the sky , shit . I think that one fuck is looking for me . I really do . Where it was , whatever it was , like they down here looking for me , the angle fun when you go back to what Chicago . Illinois . Oh yeah , man , I got phobia about basements . Nigga , I don't go in the basement , nope , nope , I don't give fuck if you got your babies basement .
When you're friend and my fuck said welcome home .
I Walk right , the fuck out .
Hey , so what if it's a basement here ? Huh , what if it's a basement here ?
I don't go in basements man at all . I don't go in basements man . I look down the stairs . I ain't going down there , nope .
Nice finish base .
Hey , I will tell you this Like just growing up in the Midwest , a lot of people do have Basements , right ? Oh yeah , a lot of people do have basements . Actually mostly everybody has basements .
But a lot of people do have phobias , like Like I don't have a like , if it's finished and all that stuff , I'm fine , but if it's just kind of like concrete walls and yeah , the concrete walls and all that chicken high that . I'm I'm gonna go down there at nighttime , nope .
I ain't going out now . Let's you go on there first .
Yeah even like , like right now .
Yeah , right , like even right now , today , if it was I'm talking one of the Midwest ones . Yeah , I think , with the concrete and all that stuff .
I'll go down there , y'all turn on the lights and she says okay .
Oh , yeah , yeah but other than that , no , I ain't going on there first cuz remember sometimes you have to go down there Because the light switch , yeah , like it didn't work so you had to turn it on down in the basement with the ?
yeah with the chain , yeah , either with the chain or they had like a little yeah .
I remember living in New York and we live in quarters , and quarters have basement .
It did have a basement . Yeah , I was down there , my mom . We just put our bikes down there . We had a little cabin , not a cabinet but like a little storage , little then With the with the lock on it .
I don't know what it is that make people scare the basement that's what I'm not , but I can denge you unless it's a finished base .
I had a nice finish basement .
Yeah , but there's a nice finish base . I ain't seen no nice finished basement to him yeah . This is one finish , because this is a perfect one , as we grew up to flex or five plex , so it had a basement underneath all five of them .
Right , they all is all yeah . Ferns was in the middle of go out to number five for them , for number three , like that , right , are we down there ? We should ride our bikes around the circle . You know , you know , light start flickering . I'm looking around like , oh shit , got them hairs back on back of my neck start standing up .
I say , hey , man , I'm about to go upstairs . I ain't playing down here , no more , I'm about to go . I think that thing down here because the lights flickering , right , I Went to go turn off the light . Man , I think , grab you on the shoulders . I was gone . I skipped every step , except before one , two , three and nigga , I'm only like nine .
Right , I skipped every step . I jump up there , man , my mom , I got up there . I couldn't even tell my man she look down there . She's like shit down there . It's just a devil . Get that bike and put it up . I ain't going down . I took my bike and I threw it down the stairs .
Boom , man , she whooped my ass , took me back down there and maybe put the thing up . But she came down there with me . That's the only reason I was brave , right , cuz I was like , oh shit , okay , my with me . So if it get me , at least you'll see I have a witness or something Put that bike in there and took off running Gone .
I was like man , never going that basement again . I'm tell you , man , I got experiences . I was just like , yeah , I ain't going down there , no more , no more basements , bro . Hey , you want the bike , you can go get it . I ain't fucking down there , I ain't fucking going down there .
Still traumatized . So you ain't never messed around and smashed your chick on on a dirty pile of laundry Down in the basement . In the basement , you know , I don't know scally wax back in the day .
We'd be outside under a tree playing . Hang on , get .
Yeah , I didn't get up .
I'm sorry , just don't have sex on them dirty clothes .
By the time you caught somebody with dark .
I ain't like , I'm a lot of that smash ugly chick too . I found you . Yeah , you can give it up . Gotta kiss me first man , we's all on the side of house fucking ever . She was hilarious , all five of us . One , two , three , everybody got caught .
Oh man , this is just getting better and better . Dog , oh Hell Joe , you know what ? Oh no , go ahead . Oh no , I'm like you got me all scared . What's going to ?
basements . I ain't going to basement basement . Did you have basements ? No , not down there .
Yeah .
Yeah the water table . Yeah , yeah .
Fuck around dig two feet . They got . That water come from everywhere .
You got a pool down .
Sure do , oh yeah , and then you know now . What are you gonna say ?
No , I was gonna say you had some . Uh , we're gonna give you the floor to Talk about , because you know you wasn't here last week . Let's talk about you . Yo , alabama boys . Oh yeah , yeah , I mean , we can go ahead , we can save and retire .
Bro , did you cry ? I got a little missed the eye . I didn't cry , though .
¶ Discussion on Football and Team Performance
Yeah , he's like y'all got the replacement already .
Yeah , that guy from Washington .
Yeah , you excited .
Everybody's transferring out on like you know , he got the job a little too easy . I think , yeah , I think they probably had this shit planned already .
No , actually saving interview to coaches . Okay .
Yeah , they say he was interviewing people . Yeah , I thought he was just kind of ornators .
I didn't know he was interviewed and then he said I'm done you interviewing people , because the thing is I think what it is is the stress of losing coaches every year . Got to him , you know and then at that NIL man , I think it's more NIL than coaches . No , he's . I mean , he lost coaches every single .
Yeah , because every time you have a successful season , you losing coaches and play , but he loses a whole staff .
Don't like , yeah , just about , because it's offensive coordinator . Well , that's sorry bastard .
I think it's more NIL , these kids getting paid , you don't ?
think Alabama won the panel .
No , no , he was getting paid saving .
No , I know saving getting paid . I'm talking about the players , oh no .
I'm paying them . It's just that's a lot of stress , because now you competing against every school and that fail .
Free agency no .
Bama didn't used to have to compete like that NCAA free agency .
Yeah , so it's like why you go .
You know you're gonna go to Bama , or you can go somewhere else and make the same . Yeah , make the same amount of money y'all and start yeah , or Bama is for you know , force or players me .
I would like to say my money and sit , I know right .
You go to the league anyway there , yeah , there .
Go to the combine . At least you know .
Yeah , do you save ?
your shit for the combine , yeah , and you can be fresh . Everybody else beat up . Yeah , you be like man , my body gonna come back you about a 4 , 3 , 4 , 2 , and you already drafted it just cracks me up .
You look at the Bama players and you look at the running backs back . You know it's just all of them in the NFL and they've backed up each other after each other , after you remember , the running back for the bronze was that .
Alabama . Yep , then he ended up going to Cincinnati .
Drone for yeah yeah he was that .
Alabama , no he went no , he was in Alabama .
For a while , though I don't remember him playing .
No , that's why he went to .
Cincinnati . Yeah , that's why he left and went to Cincinnati with their depth charge . Yeah .
And look , he's in the league . So many a kudos to you .
But you good over there , Joe Michigan did win it . They beat you on they were .
He didn't even have to say all that I know right .
I'm just I mean , yeah , yeah , the pool the team up north wanted , I ain't he got this on that .
I'm like man we was doing all the way good . Are you about to get kicked ?
out .
All the way good They've been leaving and all that man , we just like oh .
Next year is gonna be the true test , though .
Mother , fuck before the now is gonna get the ass .
I got seven minutes to .
Take it all , say yours Peace Shit .
First person .
I call you playing you playing green Bay . Right On the way green Bay gonna win . They play like they did last week . They have to play a perfect game Game .
Busters .
Until it played a perfect game to the fourth .
They can use delusional to .
What ? Christian McCaffrey's not the best one back in the league .
Oh yeah , he's the highest pay one in the league . He's the best running back . He's the best running back .
Maybe that boy can play man . They do deep .
Oh yeah , it's good off of them .
Yeah , are you takes the heat off . Right , george , kill it'll , takes the heat off . No , you see how much time that the Niners got . You don't have to rely on I ain't gotta be about cuz .
It's no really good . They haven't paid them . Yeah , cuz green Bay , cuz you know , I'm gonna say once you start paying your quarterback , then they ain't gonna be to keep all on people second year , I mean we're good with you .
But like next year we know he's perfect for , yeah , for what y'all do three year rookie , he's perfect , please , you know how they be like . Are you a ?
Hurt right , he got Like .
Dallas he got hurt . Same game he got hurt Divisional . Where you gonna watch the game , man ? I'm watching at the crib .
I'm just saying , I hope you don't go out like . Dallas , don't go out like Prescott .
You got in public with your hand in the pillow .
So we done smashed out . Dallas is gonna get beat anyway , right ?
Yeah , I ain't gonna sit there and you're gonna talk about your brother's team like .
My brother called me that night . You guys , I'm gonna say I'm like I got nothing to say . We all knew Dallas is gonna lose .
Give each other heat like that who not super bad now who found you think it is .
They lost Dallas offense defense , their defense and the defense . Yeah , they didn't come .
How they stop . All right with Mike McCarthy . They said shit they need to work about today . Defense a coordinator .
I think it was . I think they were seniors , don't get no separation . Well , that too . Green Bay played a perfect cuz you , if you look at their receivers . Like Every ball they caught them off . A good guy was like right on the yeah .
So , Whatever , whatever .
And they ran the ball .
It was whipping they ran the ball .
Yeah , yeah , well , whatever , whatever little scheme green Bay have , okay .
Dallas defense . It's not , it's a really good defense . No , they're not , but they know they too .
They look at all .
They do is rush .
Who did Dallas beat ?
Everybody that they should have . They didn't beat nobody good .
Look at , look at go , look at the schedule .
I'm pulling it up .
They , they beat they be . They lose to crappy teams . Huh , it lost to . They lost to Philly wants Philly . They lost it . They got jack stomp by us . They lost to Arizona .
They lost to .
Seattle . Mm-hmm , right , and who was the other team ? It was one of the team that they shouldn't have lost to , but they should have lost to Detroit they should have lost to Detroit .
Oh did they ? Uh , that was a boost . They try to say Detroit trying to check the referee .
Oh , with two point conversion and all that . Yeah , they lost , dallas got , they got .
They didn't beat nobody worth Anything , except for Philly , and we all saw what Philly was . I don't know what they did when they beat Detroit .
I mean even though it was .
I think the arm Philly , everybody had a virus and the whole team had a virus . That's what that was wrong with them .
But then you go , look at the 49ers man y'all , get y'all .
Joe , gonna be the first person I call call me .
You need someone to talk to . You , said down . Call me . Satisfaction guarantee . All right wait . They played the Giants right trash . They played the New York Jets trash . They beat the shit out of .
Arizona Cardinals lost to the Cardinals or trash .
New England Patriots .
Exactly 49ers ass-woolf .
Chargers .
They , they lost the charge . No , they beat the .
Chargers 2017 .
They trash then they beat the Rams Ramses .
Okay , but they lost to the Eagles , they beat the Giants . Carolina commanders , seattle , philadelphia oh yeah , both of them .
They lost a little guy in that mouth .
Yeah , they lost to the office they lost to the bills .
So hey , that was a team's . If they were the loss to Detroit , that have been three ales in a row .
They lost a team but winning records . They beat teams with then commanders . That for Philly wants and obviously the so the packers ?
So , what's gonna happen to be enemy oh .
No , you're gonna get hired by Kansas City .
Did they let their whole staff go Washington ?
The coach . That's good enough . That's a staff , oh yeah .
They lost to the Broncos too damn wait , wait , wait hold on with here .
No , they did I play , they play the Broncos oh .
Yeah , no , back to work . 21 .
Yeah , I was wondering why they just didn't promote it being a mean .
But and cities proven that they needed there be in , but their receivers can't catch you .
They said , there's something like separation . Your tie your tie , then can't be the domain yeah you need somebody to stretch the tail .
Rice is good , but he dropped balls a lot .
Yeah .
I'm sure . So tell that the one kid is good man that Justin Ross .
Yeah , yeah , but it's just that's .
I mean long , tall . But I said , I don't know man , it's just Makes up man .
I should be buffing them .
But you know what they would they , but what they were saying , like what Kansas City referee ?
ain't gonna know who to cheat for .
They were saying what Kansas City is just kind of like . You're just used to them being good and real good for so long and all of a sudden they're kind of okay .
Well , they put too much on my home shoulders . God man . That I mean you know you got the Mahon magic , but you go .
That's the real mbp , because dude the stuff that they're gonna strip them off of lawyer receivers .
Yeah , after your line on that shit , because of when , beat of being me .
When Tyree Keele left , they thought it would hurt them last year . It didn't hurt them last year , but now you kind of starting to see it . But all they did , though they just bet . Honestly , they just bet on the receivers . That could you see the period you think Come on like , yeah , what's what's the receiver for the Rams ?
Kakao pocket yeah .
Yeah , cool .
Yeah , so anyway , like this kid I .
Don't know what round he got drafted in , but he had the production of a first round pick , so you never , ever expected that from him , right ? So you ? But what I'm saying is , you think somebody from Kansas City Will give you some type of Production like that ?
That's so , that's basically what they were betting on and there's nothing to matter with it , and I guess he just didn't pay enough and so maybe they may start coming on what's the name , would have had a better year .
If I can Cooper Cup and come back . Oh , kyle , yeah , yeah , but when Cooper Cup came back , they quit throwing the ball . Yeah , it cost me my goddamn fantasy football season I don't want to talk about .
Oh fantasy .
Yeah , my money one week .
I had a bad you . You won our league though , yeah , but I had my money , oh yeah , I'd like to say congratulations to you . I don't think we talked to you since you won huh .
Even for a moment I thank God now .
No , you didn't deserve that .
Go ahead , give your speech Joe .
This is the 20 20 20 , 23 black out fantasy football champion of the world . Astros . You did it , joe , that's right . So now we're jealous because my life so now that's one person that's never won , now there's one , so now that put more pressure on us .
I know .
No , that's what I said .
You never won , I never won , I wanted my other league , not sure one to actually it was me , you , joe Sterling .
Yes , sir , oh , it's new to the red league though , but no Sterling old , but new yeah , sir , I mean , I started with .
I started early when we started . Yeah , man , sterling , a Sterling the og . It's just been a couple years , he just didn't play . You know , started Sterling , been in here shit since we started it , yeah .
Yeah .
I keep getting to the playoffs and I lose . Congratulations , I appreciate making it through the time you recognize greatness , recognize greatness baby , she take a mile .
Oh , you're feeling good , joe .
I'm gonna call the coast with green beans . Tell him how to meet .
What would you ? Would you spend your money on Jeff ? Oh no , I banked that brother . Are you banked it ? Yeah , yeah , let me get a dollar . Yeah , that's . You want some money and make it $2 . Everybody's good .
And then you know and I was really thinking about retiring .
You know , Now you ready to play every new this interest .
You gotta run it back , you gotta try to go .
Cuz now it ain't over baby .
We're going back to back . We've had one person win three .
But not consecutively .
No , but one . One person won twice back to back yeah yeah , and our other league ?
nobody's one back .
That's the catfish lady .
She said the catfish lady .
Yeah , you hear me talking about you , that's funny oh cuz it's her husband yeah . No , no , no , because they just never , they , he's never met her .
Oh we know , her , she ain't real .
Yeah , we see the women came out to Vegas .
Yeah , her and her husband .
Had all the stacks . That's an Akron Angels .
Yeah , he was the one making all the pics Like she was doing something he was everything and I was like man , this nigga got all the stats . God damn , yeah , books , hold on , take this guy , take this guy .
They're doing their homework .
Yeah , they was doing all they home .
They know all the algorithms .
One guy won six times high school , or you want about three grand damn Another guy won the Super Bowl . You won 45 . Hey .
That's crazy , unless y'all , unless y'all want to move our fee up to $200 .
No see , exactly I can't , I ain't got no job .
You like Tommy .
Came in sixth place and I made playoff in my team later egg .
Did you are ? Oh , did you get high score at all during the year ?
No , she recoups . Some of your money went in our league . Yeah that's okay , I got some form this year .
¶ Fantasy Football Draft Discussion
He ready for you already . He already plot .
I'm gonna go ahead and pull all my stat . I'm gonna start studying the stats and stuff and all that stuff .
I don't do that . Go get Chris and then I got one hand fuck Chris . Christian McCaffrey , you better go .
I'm talking about Chris , because they know Chris , he's been there helping me not get drunk . I got the bottom moon shining by the .
Do say this , motherfucker so you have to drink it all .
Hey , hey , that's better than somebody that fell asleep . Somebody's like I got taken that .
Dude took a nap .
And I , like you , can't auto drive . You have to pick somebody we need to change the rules .
With no water drive , I know , that's why I was trying to tell him nobody auto-draft . But you know what's so ?
crazy , nobody . For some reason it wouldn't let me go in and set my my players yet dude .
Well the thing is , though , like okay With the auto driver it warns you and give you the best player . No , that's true . But here's the thing they have like a board and you have to like because you can slip on well , why ?
I can tell you this .
Because you look at the board and you'll see them . And then if you go up to the board and you , you see all the money . You got to take a shot .
Anybody doing all that ?
make sure we do it .
Okay , you're good , I knew you were taking just Justin Jeffers .
My mind , I'm taking Chris McCaffrey . Yeah , your Marches , chris took me Christmas . I was , I was so .
So you know he laid the egg . Oh , you know , I gotta look up actually I'm gonna look it up to see who , uh , who had first pit . Yeah , they ain't me probably , yeah , but I mean you , you and you talk for it up might have first it's either you , you , ronnie .
You .
Ronnie big Ray . I was your first win , or Alyssa , and Then let's say , she might not gonna play , so so she doesn't play . Everybody move up . Yeah , everybody move up . She's not gonna play . Yeah , she says she's not playing next year .
So she came out talking shit .
Listen yeah .
No , she's like smoky , like don't be playing with her emotions .
She was talking about the fuck is man Next thing ? You know , she out to play .
Oh yeah , she's out to play , all done , done and she gonna hear this and come back and get everybody around and find out Just about to say that . Bring your ass in place All right , y'all peace .