Kendrick Malar!!!

Yeah , yeah , can everybody hear ? Yes , sir , we got some controversial topics to talk about . Joe doesn't like Kendrick Lamar . He doesn't listen to Kendrick Millar . We letting him know he's only one person . We get that . You are a blues man . I listen to Luther Vandross . I still listen to Kendrick . Anyway , welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast .

They not like us .

And I am Bosco , sitting next to me Rod Rod or Milky , and to my left oh God , I need a drink .

I'm going to change my name to Joe . I need a motherfucking drink .

That's what I need To consume my life and who's next to Joe and to my left it's next to jump To ?

my left it's in the invisible man , it's an empty chair , it's the invisible man right there Say something it's a bird , it's a plane .

The invisible man is in the building .

Well , there we go .

Get your hands off that girl . Alright , y'all .

Anyway . We're gonna get started and we're just gonna talk about I don't even care , I wanna start .

I wanna start with .

Go ahead , start with you .

The subject of the week was the Super Bowl . Okay , what'd y'all think ? I enjoyed the fuck out of it . Okay , I want to start with . Go ahead , start with you . The subject of the week Was the Super Bowl . Okay , what'd y'all think ?

I enjoyed the fuck out of it Okay .

Well , I wanted to Choose to win , you know . But I mean , I'm not mad at the result .

So I kind of figured that he was going to win . Looked like they did the referee shuffle and shit .

Yeah , that's hilarious .

The referee shuffle . Yeah , yeah man . Then that one dude made that fucked up call and the first thing he got a phone call Make this shit right . Hey , then he called motherfucking .

I'll tell you . Here's the thing . That's funny when well , this is just like as just a football fan , ex-athlete that trained hard and did you know when people , people that love other people's demise . So I guarantee you well , most of the people I talked to was happy that the Chiefs lost , more so than happy that the Eagles won .

No , I'm an NFC person , so I was rooting for the NFC no what did we just say about Kendrick Lamar ?

You're only one person . People I talked to was happy that the Chiefs lost that . I talked to at work on route . Now you already said you're an NFC person . You want the NFC to win . No , that's fine .

In my opinion , I didn't Like Chiefs . No , I mean for the people .

Listen , you said you wanted the Eagles to win because they beat San Francisco .

No , the Chiefs have been dominant .

But what I'm saying ? Y'all know what I'm saying the people that's happy that the Chiefs lost , but really don't give a shit about that . The Eagles won . Yeah , that's what I'm saying . I know they don't give a shit about the Eagles . Yeah , you ain't hear one thing about . Oh , the Eagles won , the Eagles won , the Eagles won .

All you hear is oh , the Chiefs lost . They still don't really give Jalen his props .

No , I got mad respect for Jalen yeah .

I'm just saying no , listen .

He balled .

It's the ultimate scoreboard .

All right you got a Super Bowl run . They don't want to get a man . No props .

It's something you can't take away from him . You can't take it away from Doug Williams .

They'll just say that team was so good .

Well , you can't take the few away from Patrick Mahomes . Who else do we have ?

No , you can't take it away , that's it .

So just Patrick Mahomes , doug .

Williams and Jalen Hurts .

Oh well , there we go right there .

We got a couple plays . These are the black quarterbacks . Donna McNabb played Black quarterback . I'm new sure .

You just co-signed over there like you did last time . I ain't going to let you lay that shit down over there , fucking with me .

Did you watch the Super Bowl Just , jess ?

I was asleep on the couch . I was eating and drinking and sleeping .

You're supposed to do that during the Super Bowl , though that's what I did . I was drinking a little too much before the Super Bowl .

Let me just say that whole weekend was started off by Joe and his antics , so it's his fault that I was asleep during the Super .

Bowl . Oh yeah , Joe did start the party off . How did you feel ? How did you feel ?

I'm like a true narcissist .

Hey , we got to stick together . Ain't shit my fault either .

Did you hear a charade ? How did you feel after you drank that moonshine ? I was buzzing Really .

I felt good . I was like this is how Joe feels when he drinks .

Joe don't feel nothing , he told you . No , that's the way I feel . Oh , you feel that way .

Happy Just happy , just happy .

Just happy , just happy . It started your weekend off , right I ?

was just happy all weekend .

Hey , and that started on a Friday . Hey y'all , y'all hear from Joe's phone , Joe's back . You got to put a quarter in the Call me back .

I swear to you , I swear to you , oh , oh , my goodness that motherfucker , don't never call nobody . That is hilarious .

No , he don't . I ain't gonna call his name . That motherfucker don't never call nobody .

No , but I did watch the first quarter and then I passed out .

But you're not a football fan , so you no , I like watching it , but yeah , I wasn't really the intricacies and then I went back and watched all the other Stuff On my phone .

All I saw was Patrick Holmes looking all mad .

Did everybody have a favorite commercial ?

You know what , though ? I'm gonna need you to use your regular voice . That is my regular voice .

You want me to use this voice . Is that what you want me to use ? You want me to use this voice ? Which one you want me to use ?

I don't know that ain't your regular voice .

It's just kind of like anybody ever seen motherfucking .

What the hell is that shit ? Avengers Endgame , when they rescued Thor .

Yeah .

And he goes and Thor is talking and they all start talking like him . This is my regular voice .

This is my regular . I'm talking normal right now . Don't look at me like that , Joe . Anyways , what was your favorite commercial ?

Joe's being a hater , thank you , he is being a hater , you're being a hater , I am a hater . Get you some drink .

I'm a hater . He's drinking the haterade .

I'm a motherfucking hater , I ain't gonna lie , I hate like a motherfucker .

Where do you think Baby Spear get to skip from Joe ? You are handsome . Why are you hating ?

You are a handsome man , you got your own , you got multiple cars . What you got to hate ? On me for .

Everything that he can find .

You can cook good . Really , look at you .

Why would I think he fine ? No , he said everything .

I said everything that you can find . Oh , oh , oh , my gosh .

You're in my hearing band shit .

Oh my God , he did not hear that . Oh my God .

I'm on a mic and you can't hear that . I thought you said All right , let's get back to the commercials , Commercials .

I'm like what , let's reel it back in . I'm like what in the hell Did everybody have a good favorite commercial ?

Seal , that was a good one . Oh , he ought to be shaming himself . I never agreed to that shit , me neither Ain't no , motherfucking way , me neither Ain't no At least they showed him . You couldn't motherfucking pay me All that .

I don't give a fuck Like at least they showed him . I don't care , he's like hey , that's a Nice looking suit .

Man , that shit , that shit was .

Oh my god .

Ain't no motherfucking way , I would've done that shit .

Oh , so you I was asleep .

During the Super Bowl .

You didn't see the seal .

Oh , that's a motherfucking wait , hey , hey and then hey when they sat up there and said , like well , who , that's a good looking seal . I'm like , okay , come on now .

That reminds me of that movie , tusk . That's scary .

I don't like that oh , was that with the big guy ?

it's that guy who uh gets sewed into a walrus .

Yeah .

No , we're good .

That's hilarious . You mean , that's an actual movie where a guy gets sewed into a walrus ? Yes , and where the fuck do you find this movie ? And at the end , of the movie .

He's in a walrus enclosure and they feed him fish and he just has to live like that .

And you know you just ruined the movie .

He ain't gonna go watch a movie about some walrus . He ain't to live like that and you know you just ruined the movie for me . He ain't going to go watch the movie about Seth Rollins .

He ain't going to go watch that .

But to the listeners you know , we big in Germany .

Oh man .

Damn Told you .

What is that Tusk ? So how did he get sold into Dan Walters ?

I've never seen it , but I heard about the fly .

No , the flies yeah that was much different . Yeah .

Kind of that is fucking freaky right there .

I thought so too , so my favorite one was probably the .

Stella .

Artois with David Beckett and David I like the Tom Brady one . Matt Damon , what the Dunkin Donuts ? No , it was the Stella Artois the beer With David Beckett .

Oh , okay , I don't really be paying attention to the Tom Brady ones . Was the Tom Brady one in there with the batteries and shit , that one ?

was alright , that was a good one . He powered down . Yeah , that was a good one when he was like he powered down . Yeah , that was a good one .

Who put these in Tom ? He only used Duracell .

Tom terrific .

Why do you keep asking me that ? Are you okay , Tom ? Why do you keep asking me that ?

No , it was like I said . Overall it was exciting .

The game was Football fans .

It was a good game , if you like defense .

It was a good game , if you like offense .

They scored 40 points .

But their defense .

To me , the defense should have got the MVP .

If you can give a because they shut down Patrick . See , that's the fucking shit I'm talking about , right there .

Why no fucking respect right there ? Why ? That's the fucking shit I'm talking about .

No , Jalen Hurts played out of the blue . But they shut down . You might get a job at ESPN . No , but listen , stephen A Smith , motherfucker what he's saying . Dude , stephen A Smith , the defense did play out of their mind , stephen A . Smith we know , they don't give MVPs like that .

No , they don't give MVPs Stephen A Smith , what do you ? Think Stephen A Smith Listen in my opinion , stephen A Smith , they shut down the the Chiefs offense . Yeah , jalen Hurts played great . Don't get me wrong this motherfucker . If it wasn't for the defense , it could have been 44 to 40 , if their defense wouldn't have showed up right .

That's going to be the score if nobody's defense show up , yeah , exactly .

Philly's defense . Put Patrick Mahomes in his place . Shut down that offense , Say .

Patrick . Wait , no , I ain't calling Nathan .

You Say , patrick , you need to go on ESPN right now so you can be right with the rest of them fuckers over there .

Okay Hating on .

Jalen and shit .

Oh , that was Steve A .

Smith .

Hey there , hating on Patrick Mahomes . Listen , if I was on ESPN , he was saying shit about him .

Oh yeah , hey Patrick . They just left Patrick out to dry , and you know they should be shaming themselves , because Patrick couldn't even do anything . He couldn't . What about the blocking for him ? He couldn't , and you know , that's what you're supposed to do . The coach had to make some adjustments All right , because you know they're like fuck that .

Listen . All right , Joe .

Got your ass whooped they did .

What's a problem ?

with light-skinned people . Did you guys see though ?

Did he light-skin it no ?

Did you guys see ?

Do you like Michael Ealy ? Fuck , no , oh .

God Hell to the no no . Do you like Shamar Moore ?

He especially don't like Michael Ealy . Them motherfuckers is pretty .

Hey .

Joe , you don't like none of them . You know he gonna hate on them . They pretty as hell . Oh shit , the Invisible man Is in the building . Say something . What's up , dog ?

Yeah , the Invisible man right there Because Joe was talking over me .

No , I don't mean to talk over you . The thing is , this guy should have never fucked with Jalen Hurts like that .

Did I say anything about Jalen Hurts ? He's hating on Jalen man . How , jalen man ? How am I hating on Jalen ?

By saying Philly's no , no no .

This is my fucking shit .

You weren't even here . How did I say , jalen ? I'm hating on Patrick Mahomes ? How am I hating on Jalen by saying Philly's defense played out ?

of control man First off .

Them Lightbrights been getting over for years . I don't know how , all of a sudden , Patrick Mahomes had a bad .

And he done went from sugar to shit . He light bright . Fuck that , listen , they lost , they got thumped . Don't like Steph either . It happens . But Although they good , they good at what they do .

Jalen .

Hurts did good I understand that .

I understand that . But this ESPN motherfucking clown here Gonna get up here and talk about ? Well , they should have just gave the MVP to the defense . The defense played great . You ain't never said that one time when that motherfucker Brady won .

I didn't know you were Brady . I didn't know you were Brady won . I bet you ain't never said that when Brady won .

No , I wouldn't , no , you did not .

When Brady won , when Brady won all them Super Bowls , you ain't say shit about no defense . When that motherfucker should have gave the ball to Beastmo , you a bullshit line . When Brady won , when Brady won all them Super Bowls , you ain't say shit about no defense . When that motherfucker should have gave the ball to Beastmo , you say Brady won another one .

And now Jalen .

Hurston won . You're just like ESPN fucking clowns over there . Well , jalen Hurston , anybody could have won that game with that offense run and all that old shit I'm about to put you on . Fox News because you over here , fake as a moth . Oh shit , I'm telling you what I heard . What I heard , I said Philly's defense played great .

Did they not play ?

great .

Yes , they did ?

Okay , of course . Do you think they played great enough to shut ? I mean , obviously they shut down one of the best quarterbacks , the best quarterback in the league Okay , with a four-man rush , with a four-man rush , okay . So their defense played great , okay . So why can't I have an opinion to say , why can't they get the defensive ?

You just can't have that one .

That's what I'm telling you , let me show you right now See . Steve , I'm going to talk to somebody that makes sense . See what sports do to people .

I know you want to introduce yourself .

All right , let me fucking get this out . This nigga's going to say they should have gave the MVP to Philly's defense , and then I'm sitting here like who should have got the MVP ? Wow , you know what I mean . Like how you going to ?

diss Jalen Hurts . That's not dissing Jalen Hurts . What the fuck it ain't ? How is that different when they went ?

to the Super Bowl the first time and everybody was glad they lost .

They lied when they lost and they was talking about Jalen Hurts and all he was cracked up to be and he wasn't going to make it in the league .

He ain't going to make it in the league . Jalen Hurts played great in that first and fourth that . Philly team was so good that you could put a monkey back there in the motherfuckers and go to the Super Bowl .

Who said that ?

They said anybody could quarterback that team . Did they not say that yeah ? Espn said that they said anybody and you , fox Sports .

Suspect I don't watch none of those . I've watched the game With my own two eyes .

You ESPN sympathizer ? That's what it is . If I was on ESPN , I'd be getting paid . You're a sympathizer man For ESPN .

I'd be just like Stephen A Smith .

You are , stephen . You're with us . You're with us , you're with us Now .

I would be just like Stephen A Smith , making money . You are Stephen .

A Smith Hell . No , that's some shit . That motherfucker would say .

Look at my hairline .

Does my hairline look like ?

Stephen A Smith . Not yet .

Oh my gosh .

I'm just fucking with you . We're done . I'm done with that .

Who else is here ?

Superman is in the building , Pew pew , pew , pew .

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Pew , pew , pew , pew , pew , pew , pew , pew .

Pew , pew , pew .

Pew Pew was outside , I wasn't really watching the commercials too tough .

I wasn't too bad , though , huh .

Yeah , I wasn't too bad .

It was a nice experience . That's what I said , yeah .

The experience was nice .

The nice , the free food and the ladies was nice and the visuals were nice .

I was just like man this is cool .

So where did y'all partake ? Where did you guys go for the Super Bowl ? State Farm , state Farm .

Stadium but State Farm . Oh , I was at State Farm Stadium , state Farm Stadium , but we were outside . Yeah , outside on the grass , state Farm Stadium . You know , we were like the misfit kids . Yeah , we got outside , we didn't get to go inside .

Did they have something on inside too ? No , no , oh , they didn't it was all outside .

It was outside in the yard . The Hype Girls was nice . Yeah , it was nice .

There was a lot of people out there . Oh fuck , yeah , and it was free it was free .

That's what made it so great .

That's what made it great All the food was free . Free .

Free food , free beers .

As long as you had a ticket .

I gave my beers to him . Yeah , that's right , and he was loving it .

He was loving it . Thanks , steve .

Get me another one .

And then they say when I left , they gave me all the tickets .

They gave me all man . They gave me like Ten tickets there when you left ?

Yeah , they did . Oh really , jess said I hurry up and grab . Thank you , that's ten beers , man .

I was so hungry too . You know about the second half I was hungry again .

What type of food they ?

had . Oh , I did see they had Sliders , big ass hamburgers .

They had loaded nachos , they had pizza . They had something else too . They had something else too . Give me one moment , one thing yeah , I said the cheeseburgers .

I can't remember right now , but it was another one . They had the little sliders oh yeah , the little sliders Pulled pork sliders .

Yeah , that was it .

Did y'all stay for the whole ?

game .

No , I left the last quarter Pulled pork sliders Pulled pork .

Yeah , that was it , pulled pork Did y'all stay for the whole game .

Yeah , no , no , I left for like the last quarter as soon as the last quarter started .

I left at halftime . Halftime , yeah , I thought you was doing like a big spread .

No , no , I had to go somewhere else .

Yes , I did bake three cakes though carrot cake and German chocolate and red velvet man .

Oh , you didn't do red velvet , I thought you was doing red velvet .

I know , but they wanted German chocolate oh okay .

That's white people , man See White people usually say red velvet because it's the same as . German chocolate , but it's red . I know man , I'm just saying it is .

Yeah , you , it's different . Yeah , the frosting's different .

Don't look at me like that Just because I'm right .

I didn't say you was wrong , I was just like okay .

Go ahead with your bad self . He's like Miss Know-It-All . She said I know about sleeping .

I was sleeping how you sleep through the Super Bowl , because I ate and drank too much .

Damn .

Jess yes .

Wow , did you sleep through the halftime show ?

Yes , I woke up and I was like , did I miss the halftime show ? And they're like you missed the whole show . So I had to go back on my phone and watch it .

Oh wow , we waited all night for that , so .

I like the Halftime Show . I like the Halftime Show . We can go to Joe , but we know Joe didn't like the Halftime Show .

I didn't say I didn't like it . Joe's been expressing his opinion . I didn't want to really talk about it Because I don't really listen to it .

I don't listen to Kendrick Millar Joe's worse , who is Kendrick Malar ?

I thought it was great . You know what I was trying to say .

It was good man . I thought it was a lot of hidden messages .

It's funny because , like Afterwards- I even got all the messages During the halftime show .

During or afterwards ?

Didn't you leave during the halftime show ?

No no .

I left just a little bit before halftime .

So I get to the house that I was going to watch the halftime show . It's only like five minutes away .

Literally five minutes .

Yeah , it's five minutes away I didn't know that .

That's right .

Because you're all in ice cream , don't know the flavor Damn .

All of the Kool-Aid . Alright , don't call the phone .

Speaking of that what's your favorite ice cream flavor ? What's ?

your favorite ice cream flavor . What's your favorite ice cream flavor ? Chocolate ?

I feel like this is a .

No , what's your favorite ice cream flavor ?

Coffee .

You need to stop that bullshit .

It's Coffee . You need to stop that bullshit Coffee .

It's good . You need to stop that bullshit .

I don't think I've ever had coffee . You know your shit . Chocolate . You the mother , yeah , that's right . And you go right through there and eat the middle out of that middle . Leave all that goddamn strawberry in there . What's ?

your favorite Chocolate , chocolate . Yeah Me , I got damn strawberries in there . What's your favorite ?

Chocolate Chocolate .

Yeah , vanilla .

Vanilla . You know mine strawberry , always been , always has always been .

Neapolitan .

There you go . Good , vanilla , strawberry , chocolate , yeah , chocolate , yeah what's ?

yours .

Taste the rainbow .

I like Rocky Road , so that's probably chocolate .

Yeah , that's loaded chocolate .

Chocolate with chocolate chips in it .

Chocolate with chocolate in it and chocolate chip cookie dough . I told you , that's how you keep your , that's how I stay so dark , because I eat chocolate ice cream .

Oh man , that's why I'm caramel complected , so like a chocolate ice cream with fudge brownie oh damn , if I'm watercolors all the vanilla ice cream .

Then they be scraping it on the little thing , you be like that old fashioned vanilla bean shit too .

Oh yeah , so if you , what's your favorite mix in If you had to ? Peach cobbler , peach cobbler , damn Hot .

Oh , mine is .

I like , sprinkles I like mulberry cobbler .

I gotta get complicated . My granny , I told you Ever since my granny made it .

That's the same as blackberry Right there . Yeah , I know that shit . Good to the mother , it's good to the mother . You get somebody to make it . I just like sprinkles . You know who make it real good ? My mother , larry .

They talk about Mulberry . They talk about mulberry .

That motherfucker man my granny made that for me one year . She had me go pick because she had a mulberry cobbler in the back .

But that's not what I said . She had a back tree .

So I went and picked this big giant bowl . She said , baby , I'm going to make you a mulberry cobbler .

See , that's what happens when you start doing good in life .

She made me what a mulberry cobbler is like . She had that dough on top with the sugar on it .

Yeah , we used to have to bring the big old bucket of sugar . Man , I'm telling you , man , my granny did it , so we couldn't argue over it . And we'd only get that big bucket . Give me chills , boy . I'd be like oh granny man you put your foot in there , granny .

We had that big bucket of .

Neapolitan ice cream .

And that's what a pot baby .

Big-ass pot that she used to brew that shit . It's like magic potion man .

I don't know how she did it . These people will be like there's six different conversations .

Oh , I know Y'all got to focus .

We started talking about that cobbler .

I know we started talking about that cobbler man . It's a wrap .

We started talking about Neapolitan and then the Big Bucket .

I know Big Bucket Ice Cream . I hated when Mama bought that shit .

It was just me and my pop . So when it was me and my pop , he just got the little box , I guess , like the little half gallon , yeah , but he did get the Neapolitan . My mom used to get that shit .

She used to smack me .

I bought a box of ice cream .

What you doing .

You know we got five kids in the house Go get that book Butter , butter , butter , pecan .

I like that . Yeah , butter pecan See my mom used to make that yeah .

Yeah .

Yeah .

That's my mom's favorite butter . Pecan Nigga , they used to make everything . Boy , he we sitting out there With the thing . Oh , with the churn , yeah , I did that shit For my granny too .

I know , I know All about it .

I was like man Sitting on that can the most ice cream I made Was in the little bag In like school when you had to Shake it up with ice .

Hey , well , I just Thought about something , man what you know About Little House On the Prairie I know it's not an . I heard they bringing it back . What they bringing back Because of Yellowstone and the what is it ? The resurgence of all Like ?

Yellowstone , all these shows yeah . So I wonder .

Where they bring Bonanza back . Little House on the Prairie Was my shit I like . Did you have ? Oh , I got one for y'all . What ? Who Was your favorite ? Did you have ? Oh , I got one for y'all . What ? Who Was your favorite ? Crush ? Now , we done talked about this before , but we gotta revisit it To my kids , or ?

Trying to think .

I'm trying to think what else was we have ? I mean we're gonna take different strokes .

If they say different strokes , well , janet Jackson is mine twice , because she was mine , on good times , and then she was mine on different strokes then I like 2D and Blair .

Of course everybody love 2D , but really I like Joe . Joe was a silent killer boy . And Blair . Of course everybody love Tootie , but really I like Joe . I like yeah , joe , I like Joe . Hey , joe was a , joe was a silent killer boy . Joe was a silent killer . I like Joe .

Yeah , I like Linda Evans from Big Valley .

Hey , you know what ?

I was watching . I like Linda Carter from Wonder Woman . I told you that was good .

Hey , I was watching . I Dream of Je hey .

I was watching , I Dream of Jeannie .

I was watching Wonder Woman the other day .

Which one ?

No the old school and remember I told y'all just years ago , maybe 15 , almost 15 , 16 years ago I saw Linda Carter at Target way out at . Scottsdale Road .

Listen this woman is .

No , no , listen , I don't know when the Wonder Woman was filmed , but I was just looking at her Like man . She is striking , like very , very beautiful woman . I mean I was just looking like because I remember , you know , when I was a kid and I was looking at her , no , and when I saw her at that Target I was like , oh , that's Wonder Woman .

Tell you all my secrets . That's what the lasso Bathroom break . Tell you all my secrets .

That's what the last time I was there .

Bathroom break . I'll be right back y'all Target bathroom .

Who was your crush growing up .

Yeah , who was your crush growing up ?

Are we ?

Spongebob .

I'm about to no listen . Give me the mic , okay are we talking about Inquiry .

Minds want to know .

Because I have my first girl crush and I have my first guy crush On TV , yeah , Okay . Well , okay , ski Ulrich , ski Ulrich , he's from Scream .

Oh okay , the first one . Yeah , like the very first one , oh okay the first one .

Yeah , like the very first one I know you're talking about . Yeah , oh , that man , yeah that man was everything to me , okay , and then lucy lu from um oh , lucy lu .

Yeah , lucy lu , she's my more recent crush . She's still hot . Yeah , that's my bitch .

And that and halberry from cow woman , because cow woman oh how berry . You know , it's kind of that and Halle Berry from Catwoman , because Catwoman was shit .

Halle Berry . You know that's kind of a good thing , halle Berry , halle Berry .

But no , Lucy Liu had to be my first . I was like damn Sorry , and I was like yes .

Kill Bill .

Kill Bill was my shit man for real .

I watched that shit . I watched that shit like 20 times .

I'm going to tell you , you've never seen Kill Bill . Kate Beckinsale was mine , that was my everything right there , kate Beckinsale , what's ? She playing Underworld .

Underworld .

Oh yeah , that's right .

See , mine was Jessica Alba . Yes , jessica Alba .

Oh , when she was black , when she was Dark Angel , she was Dark Angel , that was everybody . Okay the ?

very first one when she jumped out that building .

Right Underwater Jessica .

That's my shit , oh no .

Jessica , yeah .

Jessica .

Alba Jessica .

Wolf-Ferrari .

Man , you already know , you just awakened a memory in me .

Joe . Dark Angel Jessica Alba back on the market .

Yeah . Dark Angel Is , she was dope I just loved a woman kicking ass and man she would just do it for me every time I thought about it , I was just like I'll be right back Bathroom break .

It's like damn , you gotta hurry up because you couldn't pause it back then . I ain't got but two pairs of socks . Oh my God Show yourself . I'm just saying you got to put it somewhere . All right , ain't like something about Mary , it ain't hair gel .

What you got there , let me go ahead and put that you never saw something about Mary . You haven't seen it . Wow , what you got there . Let me go ahead and put that hand there . You never saw something about Mary .

You haven't seen it . Wow .

Oh yeah , Something about Mary is hilarious .

Like the funniest movie ever . It's really good .

Something about Mary SNL . Yeah , you missed that on that one . Hey , so Steve , remember we forgot last week to talk about , remember when we was talking about Deadly Eyes . Oh , yeah , yeah , yeah , the alligator Right , all right , I got my movie recommendation from the 80s . What Porky's ? Oh , porky's , porky's .

Oh man , I didn't know what all the hype was about that . My mama would not let us watch that TV , so anytime Porky's came , man , I didn't know what all the hype was About that man , my mama would not let us Watch that TV , so anytime Porky's came on and we changed the channel .

She was like , show me your .

Italian wacons .

Y'all can't watch that , y'all can't watch that . So you know , one time it was on like at One o'clock in the morning , so we snuck up . We snuck up and watched it . It was like I thought I was going to see some TNA .

Right .

I saw nothing .

It was all in your windows . It's just all in your windows .

man , I was just like oh man , get the fuck out of here , man . My mom told her we can watch this bullshit .

When a boy went through that glory hole she was like she stuck her eye down and then she chatted Look up Porky , miss Ballbreaker .

Oh man .

Was it Miss Ballbreaker ? Yeah , I think so .

I think wasn't she like she was a gym teacher , wasn't she ?

Yeah , but then that dude Was a teacher too . What's his name ?

I'll forget his name , the dude .

He's sitting there and he's fucking nuts Hanging out his pants , like what the fuck , get his name the dude . He was sitting there and he was fucking nuts hanging out of his pants , like what the fuck ? That's all they let you see . Right , there is nuts hanging out of his pants .

Yeah , I didn't see that .

That was crazy . The Pee Wee . What was his name , pee Wee ?

Pee Wee never did get none .

Oh yeah , no , Pee Wee did Everybody . He didn't know .

Pee-wee , yet Pee-wee did . Everybody got something , but Pee-wee yeah , pee-wee didn't get nothing .

Yeah , they was hating on Pee-wee boy . Well , they did .

They teamed high school kids and they went to this bar called Porky's pretty much .

It's basically just one of them coming-of-age movies .

Yeah , great 80s movies for you . Porky's Re of the nerds , weird science , it's all I've seen weird science . Yeah , it was good , right there friends of the nerds .

Uh , what else ? All the revenge of the nerds yeah , all of them . That was hilarious oh , police academy , police academy all of them yep man police five of them was ?

I think it was six six . That back in training was good .

Because see we going like early 80s you ever saw Coming to America the original , what I don't even . Talk about the other one , I think you saw that one .

No , maybe not .

What about Do the Right Thing ? What about Mississippi Burning Jesus Christ ?

God damn it , you getting dark now . Man man , what you doing , you can't watch .

We can't watch Mississippi burning . Oh my goodness . Yeah , no , don't watch Mississippi burning .

We gonna hate you if we start watching .

We gonna hate you if we start watching that movie , that movie made me start hating all white people .

I really feel no , he started hating all white people . I really feel for them . Yeah , it did , roots did it for me .

Oh , it was Roots . Yeah , I didn't understand Roots until I got older .

Everybody got their ass whooped in that .

Yeah , they sure did , came .

Monday morning on Roots .

I've been watching Roots . We watched that in school . I remember watching .

Roots in school . Oh Roots , yeah , we ain . But that Monday morning that shit came on like on a Friday and it went all the way to Sunday or some shit . Come Monday morning , man , they just went to fine on motherfuckers .

What about Harlem Nights ?

No , I told you , you still got Similac in the cabinet or what .

Yeah , man , she still . You got a homework assignment Shut the fuck up , I hate y'all . You got . You got some . You got a homework assignment Shut the fuck up , I hate y'all , you got a lot of stuff .

You got a lot of . You still be drinking milk out the bottle . Okay , I got one .

I thought you was past the sippy cup stage . Nope , you still at the bottle . You still at the nipple . Yeah , snow White .

No , for real . You ever saw Snow White .

It's coming back out which one ?

The Disney one , the Disney one , yeah , what about Alice in Wonderland ?

Yes , willy Wonka , yes , not Charlie .

That's WGP Charlie Wonka Willy .

Wonka yes , Okay .

Okay .

No , we got some more . No , we got some more .

No , we got some more . We ain't making fun of you , we're just giving you suggestions .

Suggestions hey , y'all write all these movies down and y'all go watch . Hey , I told y'all Peter Pan . They made a Peter Pan and it's scary . Yeah , I saw the trailer for that .

I want to see that . So bad , it's crazy yeah .

Let's see if we can pull it up . We do not own the rights to this Peter Pan .

I mean , I think Peter Pan was an alien .

That's what I think . It's a conspiracy .

Why ? Because ?

he was flying around . He stayed young forever .

It's because of the fairies sprinkled pixie ducks on him .

He was taking kids and killing them . See who are the fairies . Fairies are the aliens .

Fairies came from fairy fairy land .

No , they are aliens . He's mentally ill and it's on his brain .

He was taking kids , All right wait .

Hold on , here we go . He was taking all the children , did you see ?

darkness phones . Oh my God , that was .

Uh-oh , here we go . What's this ? The trailer to .

Peter Pan Wakey wakey . The trailer to Peter Pan .

How did you get down there ? I'm Peter .

It's nice to meet you , oh hell no , when Timmy went missing , timmy , he told you he was taking kids .

Oh , what do you mean ? He was taking kids Close to Neverland . He must act now to take the children with him .

It's time to collect .

Oi freak , you gonna pay for that .

Hi people . Do you know what I have ?

Don't worry about Michael , I'm gonna take you to .

Neverland .

So if you need a hand , I'm too old See , that sounds like you Wow .

Who wants to come to Neverland with me ? Since my duty to protect them from this world in a place where you can be a little boy for the rest of your existence he's only gonna be a little boy for another year , I'm gonna kill you marco , marco Marco

hell , nah , listen , that is not the Peter Pan that I know about . That we know about . They turn in all these little you know in scary movies anyway , they always playing the nursery rhymes . So now they turn in all these little you know , in scary movies anyway , they're always playing the nursery rhymes . So now they turn in all the little .

All the nursery rhymes are dark anyway .

That is true , you know .

Then you slow them down , play them backwards a little bit and you be like they all dark , twisted shit .

Nightmare on Elm Street . You saw that one , the first one Okay .

One , two Freddy's coming for you , kruger , yeah .

Who's your favorite killer ? Freddy Jason or Michael Myers ? Your favorite killer Freddy Jason or Michael Myers ?

I just think I like Michael Myers . I don't know . I just think I don't know , I just Michael Myers yeah , but they pretty much the same see Freddy you couldn't run from because he appeared in your dream .

Yeah , michael Myers , that's it .

Yeah , but they pretty much the same .

See , freddie , see , freddie , you couldn't run from him because he appeared in your dream . Yeah , in the dream .

So that's like it makes you afraid to go to sleep . Freddie talks too damn much . I like that Michael Myers don't say nothing .

Yeah , but he's just going to come kill you . And he's walking the whole time .

He did not give up , fall asleep .

Freddy Krueger gonna kill you Three hours ago with Jason . Hey , Freddy Krueger didn't say anything in the very first one , did he ? No , he didn't . He didn't start talking to the second or third one . Yet and then what about when they made Candyman ? Candyman is crazy . I was like man .

Don't say it no more . We finally got a killer .

That's twice now .

You gotta be in the mirror right . You gotta be killed .

That's Bloody Mary .

How many times did you have to say Bloody Mary Three times ? Three times in the turnaround , in the turnaround in the dark , some shit like that .

I ain't going to the bathroom . Hell no Bathroom break .

Hey , if you come out , then we about oh okay , bloody Mary's coming in .

But if she come out , though , y'all gonna be gone . Yeah , but if she come out , bloody Mary's coming with her .

I ain't coming out . That's the problem .

You can run from her , but she comes through the mirror .

Next week's episode will be brought to you from Joe's Smokehouse . We're going to play bloody .

Oh no . Hey Joe said hell no . Has anyone ever done a Ouija board ?

I have . No , I don't mess with that . Yeah , I have . Yeah , I'm't mess with that . Yeah , I have .

Yeah , I'm good , I don't play with that shit .

That's like doing some voodoo shit I have , I've done it .

You acting like you did it .

No , I asked a question . Yeah , I've done it .

I ain't never done it , does it work . I ain't never done it . That thing was moving , though , nah dawg , nope , nope , it was moving .

Don't mess with that , I wasn't moving it .

Hey , I don't know it was with my Shout out to the To the Chalmer Gates , my boy Jeff Grubbs and Paula Stacy . Lil Chris , we was on my boy Jeff Grubbs house Across the street and we was sitting there Messing around with the Ouija board .

Damn , I was like boy Jeff Grubbs house across the street and we'd sit up there and mess around with the Ouija board .

I was like man , y'all crazy . Yeah , and your boys , bone Thugs had that song , remember they had Mr Ouija .

Oh yeah , they did , huh yeah .

Where's Bone Thugs from ?

He's from Ohio , nigga Ohio .

There we go .

You might have been playing with the motherfuckers .

Well , I know , I went to the same barber shop when I got a little older before I moved out here . 99 from St Clair . Hey , listen , what about ? See ? This is when you know you getting old , because you're going to say something , then you forget . So guess what ? I'm going to shut up .

This is going to come back to me . You know what ? I'm gonna shut up . This gonna come back to me .

I do it all the time .

I hate that . I do it all the time you start talking You're like god damn .

I wanted to say something . You're trying to cover it up , yeah , and then you're like oh , I'm not even old and I do that . For real , yes Wow .

That's scary .

It's that moonshine , it's the moon .

It ain't supposed to kick in until you're in your 40s . Know they name and can't remember .

Early , early , early onset Alzheimer's . It's coming for me .

It ain't so bad . You just put it out there , Put it in the universe Early early , early onset Alzheimer's is not coming for me .

That's the way to say it there you go .

That's better . I just hate when you're somewhere and you know someone's name but you can't remember it . But it's right there . You're like hey , you , hey .

Then I'm like hey , bosco , especially when they know your name .

I just saw homeboy at the gym . Hey Bosco . He was like oh what's up , bosco ?

Remember ? We was just at the gym and I was talking to dude and I was like I don't know his name either . Who is it ?

I don't know his name .

They were hoop winners .

Yeah .

His brother's name is Scott .

Scott is the light skin . The light skin what I remember , Scott .

I see Scott all the time , though . That's why I remember Scott .

The other one is the brother . Oh , yeah , yeah , I know who you're talking about . Yeah , yeah , I know who you're talking about . God , I can't remember his name . Oh , no man .

Isn't that crazy , though , yeah .

I can't stand it . I hate when I can't remember people's names . Yeah , I remember Scott , that's you every day , every day .

This is one guy that comes into my work hey . Jess , and I'm like hey guy I don't know your name .

That's the worst feeling .

It's so embarrassing because I'm like I want to say something , I want to ask you , but I feel bad .

Don't you look at his credit card or something ?

No .

With his name on it , if he give it to you or if he swipe it .

He gave it to me .

Oh .

I can't see it while he's swiping it . That's all the way over here . It's on the receipt , ain't it ? No , it's the name on the receipt , I don't know , is it ?

Yeah , shoot , I gotta do that next week . You guys are giving me ideas I had to ask somebody what their name was today you don't remember my ?

name right and he was like Jess , and I was like yours starts with an A right and he was like no , it starts with a J .

I was like it rhymes , so they say , the easiest way to remember people's names . So when they introduce themselves , you're supposed to say their name back to them .

I always do hey , my name is Sherrod you can say their name a thousand times .

Hey Steve .

And then once you say it a couple times , then you're supposed to be able to remember it .

You ain't gonna remember their name , you don't really fuck with them .

You ain't gonna remember their name , I'm not even gonna lie , sherrod , I forgot what your name was for like the first two weeks .

I just kept saying Silky . That's literally all I can say . That's my name .

That's my name .

I don't remember Actually we changed it to Milky . He said we changed it to Milky . You better than me .

Bathroom break . I know Joe Shit . I've known a nigga about two years . I ain't know his name .

This nigga real . Hey , he don't even got my name saved in his number .

I don't save . Nobody think I saved .

Bosco's name like three weeks ago .

That was about it .

I forget to save shit , though I don't I be forgetting . I be one too , but I forget .

Yeah , that's fucked up . If your name isn't saved in my phone like it's not my business . He's like who ?

this New phone ? Who this ? That's the worst . That's how you do it . That's how you do it . New ? That's the worst . That's how you do it . That's how you do it .

New phone . Who this ?

No , my phone never ain't changing in 30 years .

I just hit the lottery , so I don't talk to people . That's not in my tax bracket . Where are the lottery winners at ? Oh wait , hold on . I shouldn't say we're joking , it's a joke , you know . Somebody will really think like oh wait , really , no , listen , it's a joke . Nobody hit the lottery .

You won the lottery . I was like me , Like when you hit , when you hit . Let me go ahead and win a couple of dollars .

When we hit . What's up , bro , when we hit ?

How much money did we win ?

Hey , I'll put it this way It'll be a while before you see me .

What happened , I went to the lottery . It'll be a while before you see me .

Oh , you went to the lottery . I was like a little toy hauler and .

I just started touring the states .

It'll be a while before you see me if I went to the lottery . It'll be a while .

I don't even want to think about it , no more , I'm going to think disappointed .

Every time I go get that big ticket I'll be like man I don't even win $2 . Out of 50 tries .

The most I ever won was 50 bucks . Most I ever won was 20 .

That's the most I ever won was 52 . But no , that was like 16 tickets , though it was like different tickets like $12 here , $6 here year , $12 a year . It was a combination of that and I think mine was on the .

I think it was like the Fantasy V . Oh man , I think I had just played it because I had , you know , to give you them little birthday credits , yeah yeah . So this was like not this like last year , and I used like the two bucks or something . It went like 50 bucks . I was like 50 bucks , I take it Most .

I've ever won , maybe 10 . I think I won 100 bucks On a scratcher one .

You win more on scratchers Than you do like . Action tickets . Anyway , yeah , I ain't never won Nothing on scratchers or nothing .

I ain't win shit On scratchers , that's just because you have bad luck Shh . You have good luck .

Thank you , thank you . See , now you're learning .

See positivity . Jess , damn Damn , I almost forgot . I forgot your name . It's four letters .

It's four letters .

It ain't got a Q . You know , we was just Talking about this . I'm getting old .

Damn .

You like me , you the smartest kid In kindergarten .

Y'all got three letters . Spell your name J-O-E .

Can't mess that up .

He's supposed to say G-O-E .

Spell your full name .

Joseph . Full name J-O-E .

You got to have a middle name or something . Nope , just Joe , just Joe . See , joe the good cook man . It was crazy . Remember how you had to fill out all that shit . They said put your mama name on there . Shit , I didn't even know my mama name , mama I swear to God I didn't . I didn't even know my mama name .

Put her maiden name . What is a maiden name ? I didn't know what that was . That was just her name .

No , I'm just saying I didn't know her name , period . Yeah , her name was Mama .

I didn't know my mama name , my mama name .

My mama name is Mary and I didn't know that shit . I was in fucking first grade . Grandma was named Big Mama .

I didn't know my mama name either . I didn't get to call my mama by her name until I told me she said you can call me . Shirley in front of everybody else now Because you , because she was trying to tell people that she was like , like my older sister . So she told me to call her Shirley Damn Instead of Mama , because you know she was still looking young .

My mama's name was Jacqueline God .

How you ?

spell that .

I know , how to spell it J-A-C-Q-E-L .

It's J-A-C-Q , j-a-c-q-e-l .

J-A-C-Q-E-L , j-a-c-q-e-l J-A .

Jake .

Quillen , jake Quillen . Jake Quillen , you were really smart , your mama name . Hey , you know how to spell his mama name , she knew that mama , I'm telling you .

I didn't know it at all , I knew my mom's name .

No , because everybody called her by her nickname . Nobody really called her a real name and we all just because we called grandmama , mama Right , great grandmama , mama , great grandmama , be grandmama . It was just weird , I know , you know , my kids do that too .

They call my mama grandmama , they call their grandmama nanny and they call me papa . My mama is grandma , grandma , grandma . Now , that's your great-grandma . No , that's grandma .

Now my oldest would call me Papa , the middle one would call me Dad and the little one would call me Father . Father , father , I need some money , father . Hey Father , you know what she said , just like that . Father , hey Father .

Hey , father , father , my car is not working . Can you fix that , father ?

That's what she does , yep .

Yeah , that's how this new generation , another one going Dad .

Where's your pen ? At you smoked all my shit , oh wow .

Damn .

Damn , that's messed up .

Where's your pen , where's your ? Not that , where's your one , not that one , the other one .

The T . What is it called THC one ?

It was a THC pen .

Yeah , not that nicotine pen . I don't want that one .

Throw that out . The live resin . That's what I want .

The good stuff .

Yeah .

The good , good Matter of fact me and my boy .

He wants to get a bong , so we're going to go get a bong .

Oh , sucky ducky . Now I have a tiny one , Joe from the Blow Bubbles Bloop , bloop , bloop bloop , bloop , bloop , bloop , bloop .

Put some cognac in that bitch .

Oh hell no .

Fuck yeah .

No . Because you ain't living right , don Don't listen to Joe , uh-oh . No , just because you're an alcoholic . That's nasty . Because you ain't living right , I ain't living wrong . Yet that's the problem .

Have you tried ? Listen , no knocking until you try . I have Not cognac , but Okay then man , why you get so into this ?

Because it's so bad , oh yeah .

I'm trying to save these people , okay , so what did you put in it ?

So , what did you put in it ? What did you put in it ?

Purified water . It's got to be vodka . What did ?

you put in it Like normally . No , what did you put in it ?

I've tried whiskey and vodka .

That's your problem .

How'd that go ?

Bad .

So , you put it in there . What do you ?

just put too much in there or something , I don't know . No , you put it in there .

What do you just put too much in ?

there or something I don't know .

No . You can still taste it Go to hookah house , that's what I'm saying .

Maybe that was the bong , maybe that the hookah Because you said you have a little bong .

I have a little one and a big one oh okay .

Oh yeah .

I thought they said size doesn't matter .

That's like the little one . It didn't do it for me , so I went and got the big one .

I have a medium-sized one too , but they call that a bubbler .

The bubbler .

The bubbler .

Does it make you feel bubbly ?

No .

The bubbler .

I don't know what makes it not a bong . Maybe because you don't pull the stem . You have your little carb hole .

Oh , but that's . And the carb , the carb-brater .

See all this stuff , man , we giving people knowledge , that's right . We didn't talk about . We talk about alcohol .

Bongs , bongs .

Bongs , I didn't even know you could do Scary movies . I had no idea .

I'm a novice bro .

I don't partake in that .

So I don't know . I didn't even know you put alcohol in there . But OK , come on .

Me and Joe are the only fun ones here yeah .

Come on , Silky Explain to me .

You wouldn't know , I can't even explain it to you .

What is getting high ? I like to breathe .

You're getting high .

Yeah , yeah . So you don't like to be in control of your mind and your body .

No . Obviously not , absolutely not .

I like you Jess , I like you Bill .

Cosby Bill .

Cosby .

Bill Cosby , you don't like to be in control . Okay , I like you , I can move .

I can move out of your way . Damn oh man .

So no , I've got drunk before .

I just never get high .

You don't have no control . You're drunk .

Do both is the best .

Do both . Oh no , I can't do it Cross face .

Kids don't do drugs .

Kids do , do drugs .

Damn .

What is that ? I'm just kidding , you know , but you did say it . Like Kids don't do drugs .

I think we're about to get canceled .

You're supposed to have a pause in there somewhere . Kids don't do drugs . And they can say kids don't do drugs . Yeah , yes , they do , yes , they do , that's all .

I'm telling you this is your brain on drugs .

Joke .

Y'all see CBS Stop selling cigarettes .

I was starting to like you .

Y'all saw CBS .

Stop selling cigarettes , cbs . Cbs , stopped selling cigarettes .

They should have been Quit selling them motherfuckers , I didn't know , they even . Now you gotta go to a smokehouse . You know where they want some cigarettes .

Y'all should just stop smoking them .

Yeah , that's a smoke shop by the house Sell weed yeah , Cigarettes are . They're so expensive . You up to a smokehouse and you want to go to a cigarette . Y'all should just stop smoking that . Yeah , that's a smoke shop by the house that sells weed yeah cigarettes are .

They're so expensive .

You know that no Smoke shop over by my house sells weed bro .

I mean vapes are more expensive , it's a Reggie , though I wish I should have got .

The smoke shop has some weed , some fire weed .

They hook me up . I go in there like no , we have a deal the smoke shop .

I was like you have a deal the smoke shop ?

Yes , yeah , I love them . I'm going to have you go get my weed . Which one are you ?

going to ? No , don't tell me .

I ain't going to put them out there .

Those are my guys .

I know one . He's in that mode .

Pretty good . It's the good stuff .

I hate when my regular's not there , because then they think I'm like a cop or something and I'm like , I'm like where's my guy at ? And they're like you don't work here ? I'm like okay , and then the next day I go and he's there . I'm like hey Toby you didn't work here , no more .

What it's truly unfortunate .

It's the setup Cause you got all your teeth .

A damn snitch .

You don't see no , you don't see no Colgate smile they missing a couple . They got that Tennessee smile .

You don't see no informant . She's an undercover informant .

If you an informant . You ain't gonna have all your shit , they ain't had to hit you once she look like one of them . 21 Jump Street cops .

Stop the ones they gonna put like If you an informant , you ain't gonna have all your shit . I ain't had to hit you once she look like one of them . 21 Jump Street cops Stop the ones . They gonna put like back in high school or something , or maybe like college . My name is Jess .

My name is Jess it rhymes with grape , I can't .

High school ain't changed a bit .

So wrong . Maybe you'll see Shannon Tatum there .

Shannon , tatum Him with his names today . Oh my God , shaggy Luke .

Kendrick Millar , what you got in your pockets today . Shannon Tatum .

Whatever his fucking name is , the fucking Magic Mike .

I think I got through about 10 minutes of it Fucking . What's the dancing motherfucker ? Yeah , magic Mike , magic Mike , magic .

Mike , I didn't hate him . I think I got through about 10 minutes of it .

Oh , I would love to go to a Magic Mike show with y'all .

Not with me . Come on , joe , fuck that .

Hater , you want to go ?

Joe man I wouldn't go to that shit . Shit . We can go to the strip club Right after this .

We gotta start Magic Mike , so would you , I'm out there and then we'll go to the strip club .

So would you go to a strip club ?

With a woman . What are you talking about ?

I'm out there , listen . Would I go to a strip club With a woman ?

Yeah , you can go to a strip club With anybody , but you wouldn't go to A Magic Mike show .

With a woman . I'll tell I sure as fuck ain't going to one of them .

He said , is the Magic Mike show a mirror ?

He said we'll go hey , they got Asians on the side . That's all I need . I just need one to take my attention away . I'll be like Magic Mike over there . I'm just stuck .

He's like I'm with that Magic Michelle .

Hey man , god Dang them titties real . Hey they Dang them titties real .

They used to have some bad ones in Tempita .

Yeah , I know I used to be down there , bro . I know this lady paid her rent twice over off of my checks . I was trying to get her . I'll be back next week . I'll get some more money , Okay you come back .

She was just looking out for you , I know man .

That's when I first came out here .

I was young and dumb , full of cum , why she watch you once more I was like shit , I'm trying to get you in your car .

She's like well , I got to go back over here because this is my regular and I make him mad when I dance for you . I was like fuck that nigga . In other words , he got more money than you I know , dog , I know I'm all out over here , so she's like I ain't going back over here With your broke ass . That goes to our conversation .

Last week , a week ago , when we talking about how these football players and shit fucked up the game . Yeah , yeah man we ain't meeting that regular guy like Steve . We used to have a good time at the strip club , man I used to love it . Goddamn you go in there with about fucking $20 and a dollar at a time .

Man for real .

Just make it stretch out Now you go in that motherfucker with $120 , you got one dance .

You broke in six minutes .

You got one dance and a drink , and that's it .

You're walking out looking pitiful . It's like damn , that's it Walking out Looking pitiful , damn man the song ain't even over yet when you going .

That's when I be like Shit . I could've got Told no for free .

Why is this song Only two minutes long , right .

Why they play the short version man for real . Pay you to tell me no Shit .

Be mad as hell At the DJ , like what ?

you doing ?

I be looking at him Like this what I picked this song because I knew it was six minutes and 37 seconds .

Right Extended verse .

Oh man , I was over by GCU last week Over by GCU .

Yeah , and it was broad , they like bro , they was out GCU , they was out .

On Bethany Hall , 27th Ave . Yeah , they was out bro Last week was close , like close to the first , and stuff too , huh , yeah they was out like a motherfucker .

I mean a whole strip . Yeah , I said what the fuck ? It's broad daylight .

Let me go find a Filipino .

Here . No , I'm serious , I got to go over on here . No , I'm serious . Did you see any Filipinos over there ?

No , no , no , no . Steve need to make that trip to Taiwan .

What's that ? That's you ? No , who is it ?

The ass on her chest . Okay , oh my .

God Damn , ain't nothing wrong with it . Well , I'm going to write my name in it . Y'all know what ?

that mean ? What that mean ? The Sandman is coming .

Shit , you have to like . Take her one tit at a time .

Hey , anybody got any ? Wait , did I tell ? Did I tell I saw Heart Eyes .

Yeah , you did yeah .

No , you said it was wait a minute Heart Eyes .

Yeah he saw Heart Eyes last week . Yeah , yeah .

I told you I'm old , I don't know . Hey , it was good .

Hey , I saw Love Hurts today . Oh that shit .

Was that out today , yeah .

Oh , out today , yeah , okay I want to see that last week . I want to check , I want to see it's good . I want to see that love hurts , yeah , love hurts marshall lynch and captain america comes out this week , captain america comes out tomorrow , yep heart heart eyes is .

American Primeval on CNN finished that . I didn't even go to sleep , I watched all that shit , I'm three episodes back on Abbott Elementary .

Abbott's good , I gotta start then . I haven't watched it this season . I haven't watched it this season . I watched all other seasons , but I haven't watched Back on Abbott .

Elementary Abbott's good I got to start that I haven't watched it this season . It's good I haven't watched it this season .

I watched all other seasons , but I haven't watched this one . And then y'all know I haven't started it yet .

Well , I'm still watching SWAT . I got two episodes of SWAT . I don't know why I'm like a cop in my mind . I feel like I'm the SWAT member , like when Entourage was out . I used to think I was on Entourage .

You felt like you was a member of the Entourage .

Yeah , I did . I was just like the cat that was never on there .

I think that was the draw , though I think that was the draw , but I felt the same way when I watched Entourage . I was like man .

I'm hanging out with these cats man , we chilling . We going through this funny , because I don't hang out with them cats . But then when ? What's the one with John David Washington ?

Ballers , ballers was back .

No , I'm saying no . I really thought I was part of that .

Man , yeah , that was a show . I love that show .

That was like the black version of Entourage man for real .

They need to bring that back . Paradise . I told y'all about that last week . Bella Check out Paradise . And then this is the last week of Beast Games Beast Games .

Yeah , that shit is crazy . You got any recommendations ? Crazy Twisted .

For like shows , shows , movies , and you watch them . No , I just keep .

I've been watching my reality shows .

I'm pretty sure you dreamed about one or two .

She was passed out . What reality show it was playing when she was out ? Yeah , you was already passed out .

You had to dream about one or two shows .

It's not new . What Vanderpump Rules ? Oh , it's not new , vanderpump Rules , it's not new .

What about Squid Games I ?

haven't watched the second season .

Extracted . That's a good show too .

It's like a family member can hit the button .

I heard Yellow Jackets is good .

It's good . I can't wait for the second season . It's supposed to be coming out soon-ish , I think .

But I'm excited .

1923 is supposed to come out this next week 23rd .

Oh yeah , what's that ? 1923 .

Oh , is that the Kevin Costner one Season two .

No .

No , that's the one where they were just going out .

Oh , they were just heading out there , harrison Ford .

Yeah , harrison Ford , when they gonna bring Bonanza back and the lady , that old lady that was with the guns and Gunsmoke and Wild Wild West . Protecting her land . Wild Wild West Gunsmoke that's my mama's favorite , hey .

She still watching All these shows are like new versions of them . Oh yeah man . Just think about how Bonanza was .

It all comes back . Yup , it all comes back . I think that's what .

Yellowstone is . Yellowstone is like the new Bonanza . Yeah , yup .

Recycled . I don't know . They look ruthless in Yellowstone though , bro . Yeah , I know they look ruthless .

They was PG-13 in Bonanza .

Oh yeah , you know that was way , way back Right , they might show titties or anything . No , no .

Oh because might they show titties or anything or no ? Oh cause it's regular TV , it's regular .

TV . Oh you gotta use your imagination right .

Yeah , they give you a little bit of top skin , that's it . They don't show no areolas and they don't show .

I felt sorry for Haas that time . He could never get no woman . Look , joe was getting them all . Yeah , neither that one horse like that .

Tragedy , tragedy .

Poor horse . I think that's one Sherrod was talking about . I think that Paradise Is that what it is Sterling K . Which one are you talking about ? This mic there alone .

Yeah .

That's what it is Paradise .

What platform .

Is it on ?

Hulu .

I've been seeing the . Paradise is on Hulu .

That's good , it's very good .

Check it out . I got Hulu .

Alright y' very good .

Check it out , you got Hulu .

I got Hulu . Alright , y'all , till we meet again . Peace , peace .