Is It Real Or Fake?

We're going to talk about that rocket ride . Was it real or was it Memorex ?

I saw that . I saw the end where you know we're doing the intro Check . Look , you know , Joe ready to go already ?

huh , go in , we're gonna do an intro . Yeah , check . Look you know , joe , ready to go already , huh .

Go in Joe , go in Joe Check .

What I can drink . I ain't had nothing to drink .

I'm good , joe ready to go ?

Let's go . Steady sipping , steady dipping . I'm sober .

You got a few seconds .

For now .

Bingo I'm sober .

You got a few seconds Bingo .

And scene Woosah . Mama gotta have a life too , jody , okay , give me your favorite line before we introduce ourselves .

Oh , damn Did you tell ?

Hoppo to beat me , don't flinch . You know your favorite line Somebody ate my . I'm gonna hit you with two I don't know if . I got one .

Where's your favorite line ? Somebody ate my guy , I'm going to hit you with two I don't know if I got one .

Where is that one from Baby Boy ? Oh , that's right , that's right .

Chuck that shit up a little bit Yep Melvin .

Mm-hmm .

Nah , that was Omar . What's yours ?

I don't want to kill you . You don't think I got a , I have to think about it . Sivirato , remember Sivirato ? Oh yeah , I don't want to kill you , you don't want to be dead .

Where all the white women at there we go . Never gets old , never gets old , hey .

What's the ? Okay , I got one for you right here , so we just not doing intros . No , we're going to do it . Favorite line no , check this out now . Blazing Saddles , where the white women at . What's the hood version of that ? It has something to do with cars and I'm going to see if y'all know the hood version of Blazing Saddles .

Alright , y'all Anyway .

To our Beautiful women . Y'all know this For entertainment purposes only . Anyway , welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast .

And if the word bitch Offending you . You probably won .

And no , we mean Bitches , like I'm just saying Woo , it was some bitches there , not like In the positive .

I'm just saying , if you offended by it , then you probably won .

Oh yeah , we just mean bitches like Damn , there's some bitches in there and I'm Bosco , it's Rock , that's Sherrod .

And this is Rodeo Uh-oh .

Rodeo Joe , and this be the one they call Christian .

Now , let me bring this up right now . Joe , you look fantastic .

Thank you , sir , Dressed to kill ladies and gentlemen , I just want to ask what's in your cup .

Nine .

Hey , that look like Versace , versace , versace , versace with the crispy whites on my friend , I might have some with the Chinese selling that shit . Hey , I want to talk about that too

Go ahead . Y'all know we ain't getting political on here . No , it ain't political . No , it sounds political .

No , I'm just saying no it's not political .

Before they start trying to sway the show , they came out .

The Chinese came out and said it could have been AI , though you never know . Oh no , that's real . And they saying hey , y'all been buying all that shit for five grand . We tell the same shit for $39 .

It is the same shit .

It's the same shit . They getting us to make the shit , except for you , dumbass Americans .

Everything , super expensive stuff Versace .

All that shit .

Gucci . Good thing I never gave a damn about none of that shit .

That's what I'm saying . You don't carry a purse . I will confess .

Man purse or lady purse ? You don't carry a purse . Exactly , I will confess man purse or lady purse .

You don't carry a purse or a mercer . There was one time .

I was going to buy a Versace backpack . Versace , okay , no , not a Versace . Versace yeah , no , actually it was a Louis Vuitton , okay , it was Louis V . We was at me and Sonya Was in Vegas . We was walking through what's the mall ? Caesars , caesars , okay , yeah , we was in there , I thought about it . The forum shops yeah , the forum shops .

I couldn't do it . Can you spend the ?

$1,200 ? I know it's $3,000 .

Oh God , yeah , nah you remember I couldn't do it , but that had to be about like eight years ago . They had this documentary on how counterfeit shit was mixed in with the real shit . Uh-huh , counterfeit shit was mixed in with the real shit .

That's crazy . So basically , china came out and said , since all these terrorists and we ain't getting political , they're saying , hey , all Americans have been buying shit . That's marked up three , four hundred percent .

Excuse me , you ignorant nigga . The H is silent . Oh , my bad For the Hermes purse . Hermes , yeah , this nigga's . I just never took you at school teacher .

For the Hermes . You know what I mean , Like you think you know a nigga , did you introduce yourself ?

Yeah , I did I did .

But you think you know a nigga though . Yeah , yeah , Right , so for— .

Nigga . Look like he .

You know that , nigga look like— he look like Melvin .

Like he's from Compton . He look like— hey , hey , that's .

Melvin from Baby Boy's Song Calvin hey , hey .

Shout out to Ving Rhames . Shout out to Calvin . Shout out to Ving .

Rhames , but for the Hermes of course , my best . It cost them about $1,400 to make $1,400 to make and what ?

did they market up .

For Hermes . Hermes first sell for $38,000 . Shit .

Hey see , if y'all can find this during the show .

I never heard of it . That's how expensive it is .

There's this crocodile backpack Mm-hmm . Gator skin Gator crocodile is one of them . Crocodile backpack gator skin gator crocodile is one of them .

I'm going to go with $27,000 . I'm going to go Shit if that was a 30 . What did you say ? The Hermes was $38,000 .

I'm going to go ahead and say shit .

I'll say $26,000 , hold up it was $88,000 . Oh damn dog let me put this out to the airways , right ? No , I wasn't even going to buy it . I was just looking at it because that's the thought I had , $30,000 . I was just looking at it because that's the thought I had . Now you said $88,000 ? $88,000 . What the fuck ?

Now the Louis Vuitton , though that was the one I was .

Yeah , the other one I was just looking at online . That's real Gator , though . No , yeah , I'm short , but I'm $88,000? .

That's crazy .

Who but ?

listen . How much is Birkin . What is Birkin ? A Birkin bag ? What is a Birkin bag ?

On the thing . Guess what this sad appearance said though .

These goddamn rappers .

Limited quantity , I ain't going to lie . Well , they might kind of hiss at some people with limited quantity available .

That shit says used .

At $88,000 . That's used . Who is running around with $88,000 ?

Somebody who need to get got . What's that ? How much is that , ladies and gentlemen ? We are viewing some ridiculous prices . Oh , what's that ? How much is that ?

It's a wait , ladies and gentlemen we are viewing some ridiculous prices on the internet , oh my goodness , what is that For some used bags ? $80,000 . Is that a purse Is ?

it used or is it ?

It's used . This is used . When are you looking at it ?

Yeah , I'm looking at used bags for $114,500 . Hermes Hermes Hold on hold on Christian . What is it ? Can you pronounce it ? For me , hermes , school teacher , it's the black shiny .

I don't even know how to say this word , say that word , christian . Let me see what we got . What we got what we got .

But the moral of the story is Parosis crocodile . Yeah , parosis . So now that China's great Parosu , I don't know . Okay , so now that China's come out ?

$80,000 . Wait , hold up real quick . You see , that's $80,000? .

Okay , now let's just say I can't wait till the movie come out .

A chick just sat up here and said now remember your significant other or your girlfriend , wife , anybody out there , whoever is your partner or who you love . They came home and said I want that purse that

I don't even love myself that much , man $80,000 .

I take myself to therapy . Now listen , okay , you know we always do the $200 million . I don't care , I'm still like nope , nope , nope , can't do it , ain't no motherfucking way $3,000? . Oh , I'll get you $3,000 . I'ma still be like Cause you still come from . My thing is $200 million . I'm not doing no $80,000 .

You couldn't buy A female bag like that , because she only gonna fucking Carry that motherfucker one time , cause it matches a certain outfit . You know what I mean .

If I bought that for her . She don't carry that you be carrying that motherfucker yourself , nigga you be walking around that motherfucker talking like a man purse .

Yeah , that's what I was about to say .

If I buy it , I'm walking around with it .

This is a .

Merce , the new Birkin .

Merce , it's going everywhere with me . I'm going to be at the gym . Hey , you're Birkin .

It's going everywhere with me . I'm going to be at the gym . Hey , did you got your gym bag ? Did you see the backpack ? Oh , hold on , let me break it out . Right quick , right quick .

What's that ? That looks like a purse , nigga . This is a gym bag $80,000 . It's versatile .

You can't look at it All right , got a motherfucker .

This guy .

Let me introduce myself , man . This is G-Rod man Just flying through . G-rod Want to come see the fellas man and partake in this conversation , but I appreciate that . But I'm talking about this gentleman named Manny Coshman . That's his car . He got a garage worth of cars over $200 million . He got an Hermes Bugatti , one of a kind .

A million . I can't even One million . I can't Times six . Six million dollars for a Hermes wrapped .

Lamborghini Bullshit for a Hermes wrapped . Can't eat McDonald's in that month Bullshit .

So listen , here's the thing .

I spent every penny I had in that goddamn car . What if you have sex with a chick in there and she squirts , oh well , lap it up .

This man . If you watch his YouTube , what's ?

this fool's name .

His name is Manny Coshman . He's a real estate logo out of California . If you watch his YouTube .

His portfolio must be great .

There we go when he drives this car .

He puts on booties .

Hey , ask him , what's it go in price for a charred house out there . God dang .

Oh show See See .

Hey man , I'm trying to get this dude to sponsor us .

We ain't never going to have no guests .

No , I'm trying to get this dude to sponsor us .

I'm going to tell you this . I'm going to tell you this , I'm just saying , I'm just saying Joe going to be the first one .

I'm sorry , bro , when the show take off .

I'm talking about like take off , we on ESPN , we on CNN , they ain't going to want me .

Fox no , that's what I'm saying they're going to send this nigga to Joe going to have to go to reform in school .

Joe's going to be on time out Tell the motherfuckers hey , I went in this space . So that car ? $6 million , damn Dude . And I'm just sitting up here thinking about Rivalto . That's what you tell me .

That's like $772,000 . If you can't pronounce it , you can't have it . Well , I can't pronounce it , what's it ?

called .

A Lamborghini . I can pronounce that Give me that one , let me get that one , yeah , the one , the Rivialdo . So what do you ?

Man , I got a long way to go .

I saw , I know I can say Buick Riviera , Isn't it ?

crazy , though , to think that people drive around in $6 million cars .

They're not driving it , bro , it's for show .

He said he put a booty on it . He drive it right .

Yeah , to the gas station .

He said he got to wear booties in it .

To the gas station .

That's crazy .

That's it .

I don't see how I could have .

I don't value anything Now , you're anything that much . Well , the thing is , though , like why buy something that you can't really have fun driving it ? You know what I'm saying .

Like if I bought a Demon I'd drive the shit out that much . Yeah , I would too . What's the Demon .

I would . Actually it's the Dodge Demon , like what he has now .

You know what you got to explain .

I'm just saying though , like the Dodge Demon is rated like , it's rated Like right out the gate , it's like 808 and then if you put the racing fuel in it's a thousand horsepower . Yeah Right , man , I'll see if that Motherfucking do every bit of it . I'll go to Vegas and see if they can do Every bit of it . I would hope so .

So I know that let me ask you this okay , wait real quick .

My bad , go ahead . If you was having a pleasure session , would you put your foot in a bitch ?

Does she want me to ? Yo Si , Does she want me to ? 42 , double this motherfucker want me to put that in there , and then they just didn't fit .

Right , what's that ?

All right .

No , okay , go ahead , man , my bad .

So , back to this money question . I got a story for everything . Back to this money question . Okay , if you had $200 million , what is the most you would spend on it ?

On what . On a car I don't know , I can't answer that .

Because , again , you never had it , but it's hard .

I'm kind of I'm an American , you know , so my shit got to be real . I probably spend a lot of money on muscle cars .

Okay , so you have them , but I wouldn't really fuck with them , bugattis . And shit like that . So you would just get a muscle car $150,000? .

I'd probably go get like a motherfucking 65 fucking Corvette or some shit or a motherfucking Cadillac .

Well , he said the Dodge Dart or the Dodge Demon . I'll do a Demon .

That's $120,000 .

Oh the Dodge Demon . How about you , christian ? Definitely , get me a Raptor , my dream car .

Shit , a Raptor with everything on it .

What was the whip on training day ? Oh the Cutlass . Yeah , oh , the Monte Carlo .

The Monte Carlo . The Monte Carlo .

Yeah .

That's it right there .

You'll get one .

Just like that , just like that he had a Grand National .

Oh , that Monte Carlo SS . Oh yeah , I like that . The SS , the 87 , 88 , monte Carlo SS . Man , I get a Lamborghini and I'll tell you what else . Though , yeah , rubilato , that fucking Grand National was nice . Rubilato , whatever it's called , that was nasty . That Grand National was like 84 or somewhere like that .

Yeah , that's the one Twin Turbo . Yeah , that motherfucker was nice . It'll be about seven like 7 like that , but if I'm with Joe , if I didn't have the money , I would probably just buy a bunch of muscle cars .

See , that's what I would do . I'd probably get a bunch of cars stack them up probably add them .

I don't need a Lamborghini Ferrari . I definitely would get a fucking .

F650 , though , oh , I'm getting a Lamborghini . I definitely would you like Lamborghinis , damn .

I definitely would get that much .

I didn't know they stopped especially , just like the one that shaq has .

Like man , that's 650 , ain't no joke boy these are the ones , that these are the ones .

Look the you know how you have the diamond plates . He had the diamond plates on that but they all got superman , you know , instead of like the lines it's , you got the superman it . That shit is cold as fuck .

This shit is serious . Let me see what you need that for . What is it ? For sure , the F650 ? For sure , for sure , which one you getting that might , I don't know . I do kind of like the way that looks , though they right man , that motherfucking nice , right there . That shit is serious .

I looked them up but they wanted like $150 , $175 or something like that .

So you could just sneeze that much money if you had $200 million .

Yeah , I'll get it . If I had $200 million , that motherfucker would be on my priority list right now .

I'll get the which one . Was it the Transformer ? The Transformer one .

That was a Peterbilt , wasn't it ?

I got a question for y'all Go ahead . At what dollar amount does somebody just stop valuing money ,

these billionaires , whatever . Here's what I was told If you can count your money , you ain't got no money .

Fair . Nah , that's fair . That's a valid point . That's all I'm saying .

Oh Nah , that's fair , that's a valid point .

That's all I'm saying . Oh , I can definitely count mine .

We ain't got no money Every day .

Hold on . What would be fuck you money for you just to up and quit Generally or me how much would be fuck you money . How much money I need to quit my job . Fuck you money , oh no .

I'm too close , bro . I'm telling you I I need to quit my job , Fuck you .

Oh no , I'm too close , bro . I'm telling you I'm going anywhere in a couple years . They just piss you off . I'm going anywhere , though Fuck you . Money would you need .

It won't . Be no , It'll be like fuck you , I'm retiring .

Okay .

That's the way my shit would be . How about you If it was shit ? If I had a normal job , I'd say about 100 mil . 100 mil would be fuck you money .

That's a lot , but I can see myself getting 100 mil and start peeing on the way out Backwards . You can sue .

I go to that motherfucker , get me a motherfucker . I feel like this ain't the first time you said that you can sue for that .

I get me a case of beer and drink that shit and you give me like eight nine , eight nine million , 10 million . Oh yeah .

I was about to say five .

No , yeah , I'm just saying I'm just close to retirement .

Yeah , 10 million , but listen here's the thing though .

Now you know , we here to entertain the people , which is why I said a hundred . Y'all know I don't give a fuck about money .

Here's my thing . I'm not even the type of person at my job . I love it . We don't have to talk about our jobs or whatever .

I love my job . I'm on your side , bro . I love my job .

I'm a buy in to it and that's why I said 10 million . I love my job . I'm close to retirement , or not ? Deuces .

I like my job the thing about it is , though , that insult to injury , if you gave me 100 million , I'd probably stay just to fuck with everybody that work .

For real .

Yeah , I don't need this job . Fuck you motherfuckers .

And then just keep working , just keep talking shit while doing this job .

He ain't being for real . He ain't being for real . I know it's contradictory , but show up in the Bugatti hey listen , he ain't being for real , Because I'm going to tell you this I don't care if you got nemesis rivals or whatever . Give me 50 minutes , I'm out .

On some real , real .

I'll be like Chris Rock god damn it . Fuck you cracker , ass , cracker .

I'd probably be good on five .

For real , for real , I'm out . You lying to me .

Fuck you , you cool , I'm out . Fuck you , I'm out .

I played my Friday song .

This is the Money Talks edition Friday ain't doing shit . Man man please , I have more fun knowing I don't need that money .

Shout out to Chris Tucker .

Yeah , shout out to Chris Tucker . I almost fucked up on that . I couldn't be stable If I had the money . Mentally , if I had the money and I know I had the money , like Joe man , if I had the money , my mind ain't gonna be there .

You got that senior rights at that point I don't give a shit .

You sitting up here and why would I give up the free insurance ? I don't know who ?

I forget dude's name , dude right NBA player . I forget exactly who would I think what podcast he was on , but now I don't know about everybody else . But I come from humble beginnings Like .

I told you .

I'm an inner city kid , I'm a sharecropper . Now this cat sat up here and said he went to sleep he had $91 . Then I guess his advance or whatever , his signing bonus or whatever came in . And he woke up and he was like wait , what is this ? So I'm going to just tell you that will be a real reaction . So now I got $123 in the bank .

I'm scared .

You bet , nigga , I might be man . Joe Nigga , I'm scared .

I might put my nuts on your forehead .

Hey , my dick will be in Joe's man . Joe Nigga , I'm scared I might put my nuts on your forehead . Hey , my dick would be in your nose .

I'm going to tell you , like this shit , if you did all that shit , I'm damn sure getting had .

It's like that video scene $100 million . I'm sucking . I love you too much .

I'm just saying I love the nigga too much to kill him .

You're going to have to give me half of that mother fucker , I'm the most traumatized .

I'm suing this nigga for damages .

nigga , I ain't suing shit , I'll be like get up Joe that nigga gave me half what .

I ain't doing shit .

I be like get up , joe , that nigga getting me half what I ain't going to sit Nigga you finished yet I ain't , I ain't .

We ain't paying no lawyers .

None of that shit . We going half . Hey , that's what you call fucking nigga in the air money .

You get that net off .

I ain't going to even do that .

I'm just going to slap it on him . Hey , come on , nigga . What grill you on Nigga ? I'll be like we're about to do .

Get this nigga Ten grills , your whole backyard going to be full of grills , I'll be like abalone .

Wake me when you're done .

Be , like Apollonia nigga , wake me . When you're done , you'll be the only one having fun .

I'll be like 123 .

Oh , no , vanity . What's the name Vanity ? I'll go back and sleep . What Nigga ? This is a dream .

I'll be like vanity nigga , Wake me when you done so , you got $123 .

Mm-hmm .

Then you wake up in the morning $123 . And you got $123 million .

I'm having a heart attack .

Like what the fuck ?

No , why would you do that ?

Dog . No , that's my real reaction . No , no , that's my real reaction . One time I went to the bank and the motherfucker said I had $999,999 .

Shit , did you get sweaty ?

Nigga , I tried to withdraw that shit and fold your account . I was trying my best , bro , I printed that shit out right ? I'm not kidding , they'd have let me get that shit , I would have gotten some . Not kidding , they'd have let me got that shit , I would have got some of it , that shit happens all the time .

You know that right .

I hear it on the news all the time .

Yeah , that just happens to somebody else . No , I'm just saying .

when I went to check my balance it said $999,999 . I said , oh shit man withdraw withdraw withdraw .

Transfer . I'm going to tell you what this one cat was saying actually shout out to my favorite podcast , johnny's House . I think Johnny has said it . There was some time ago somebody made a mistake and put a whole bunch of money in the bank or whatever .

No one has a freeze on that Right right right .

He's going to be like a booty call with the receipts .

Oh yeah , no , it wasn with the receipts , oh yeah .

No , it was the receipts yeah , yeah , yeah , it was the ATM y'all .

ATM statement that nigga picked up an ATM statement that motherfucker said balance of motherfucking 100,000 or something . How much money you going to keep ?

He dropped that shit on the floor . Dude , I know

That's why you got to spread it out .

You're supposed to spread it out in multiple banks because they only insure it up to $250,000 . They only insure FDA , only insure up to $250,000 . So , if something happens to the bank , you're only going to get $250,000 .

Hey , did y'all hear Floyd might be in some money trouble ? I did see something about that . I didn't bother to look at the story , but I saw that .

We'll do research on it 50 be trolling .

Oh it was 50 ? Who said something I know he was trolling . They still got their little beef going . No , I think 50 , they respect each other , but you know how 50 is . That nigga is a troll . Shout out to 50 Cent man .

Thing is , though , when you have money you done .

woke up Joe $123 million .

If I had $123 million , I probably wouldn't be sitting here .

You got to come back . You got to do it remotely .

I come back , you gotta do a remote look , I come back with a brook , just like normal niggas do .

Nigga . Where the money at nigga ? Oh that shit . Hey , at least you have a good time . Your nigga be like shit five million went to cocaine . Cocaine and strippers .

Cocaine and strippers , white lines , nigga White lines , white lines and white women . Don't , don't , don't , do it , don't , don't , don't do it why ?

ain't it a line that joke will be a statistic , hell yeah .

No , bro , that shit ain't going to kill me . Oh my Lord .

I just go in the rehab . Ain't like it won't be the first time . Hey , that is . That is the type money to where damn 123 million ?

I think I need a sandwich bag full of cocaine in my pocket , something , yeah that is some fucking money , like I said you better you get that type of money , you better go beat your meat real fast . Get that post nut clarity , get that PNC nah nah Get that post nut clarity .

Get that PINS .

Nah , nah . What if I want to beat my meat ?

up yeah .

You better get that PINS , I'll pay you . Some motherfucker beat my meat up .

Shit that ain't beat my meat up .

That's why this nigga money gone .

Nigga , I ain't putting this in .

Nigga , I'm like hold up , Bitch you about to with all that money you sit up here y'all have a lineup , motherfucker hey , that's when you sit up here and be like .

Your last google search is paulers near me you gotta be deducting bitches and shit .

Look , you did a little bit too hard , so I'm gonna have to take about a thousand away from you .

You were just right , I'm gonna give you a little bonus , like your nails scratched me .

I ain't lying . You need to get rid of them . Sharp ass nails . You got there . You fucking damn near fucked my nut up .

Once again , I'd like to give you our disclaimer .

This is for entertainment purposes only .

I ain't paying for shit , no more . Get that post , nut Nigga .

I ain't going to jack off by myself ? No more , all by myself , no more . None of that shit . Man , I might pay a bitch to lick a motherfucker coochie for me .

You about to get you a female fluffer . Look , I don't feel like licking a coochie .

Hey , when she about to squirt , get out the way , I'll catch you .

Oh shit . Move , move move .

Think about it . My turn , yeah , go on , get out of the way .

bitch , Let me catch you .

I'm dead man , Shit dripping on . How did we even get here ?

I don't know how we got there by you fucking this nigga in his ear . You know you gotta say something crazy .

I got $120 million . I'm just saying though $123 million .

You just sat there and said you gonna jack your own dick . Boy , there's something wrong with you .

There's something wrong with him , nigga . Yeah , you right , I'm like shit .

I get this Now that I think about it a little bit more . There I see it . I ain't gonna lie to you .

Jordan chastised you enough in your sense of honor .

I will , motherfucking , get me one of them , little people so my shit can be big .

Oh shit , they gonna get you . Oh my God , I want a motherfucker hey hey , hey .

Come on , man , I'll get me two of Little people . Okay , little people , yeah , hey , I'm sorry y'all .

My bad Shout out to the little people , community . Shit , I'm telling you I'll pay one of them to make my shit look big man , little big-ass hands . Shit , be on that . Oh yeah , it's all right , god .

I got me fucked up , boy Shit .

You got some motherfucking up boy Shit . You got some motherfucker money nigga , I got it .

Hey , you know who Big Mail is . Big Mail , yeah , yeah , you heard that . Bfn . That's a bad motherfucker , ain't it ? Bfn ? Wait , bfn . Yeah , the song , bfn , yeah yeah . Shit , that's my song right there , boy man .

That's my song right there . Man , that's my song right there . Yeah , it is BFN .

Shit . That's my song , right there boy .

Y'all out of control man , no , yeah , no , we are acting up .

Listen , I ain't hanging out with you , no more . We don't hang out with him , no more . I ain't fucking with you , no more .

I'm fucking with Arnold right now .

Oh shit .

You ready , you gonna leave , you gonna leave , hey I mean , I feel what you saying , though I be like hey .

Dude , there's so many bad decisions that can just be made Instantly .

You gonna make those bad decisions when you got money or not ? Yeah , for real . So you might as well Try to make the best bad decisions . It's all based off . It's all based off of pussy . No , let those bad decisions where you got money or not , yeah , for real .

So you might as well try to make the best bad decisions . It's all based off of pussy . No , let's keep it a buck . It's all based off of pussy . If you got money or not .

When you ain't got no money , you made bad decisions . Yes . So you might as well take the money and make the best bad decisions you can .

You know what I'm saying ? That's true .

And then another thing is facts . You could pay for it if you want . If you don't have no money right then I believe your life should be a lot easier .

No , I agree . Yeah , I think more money , more problems . You ain't got no motherfucking options .

Yeah , because you sitting up there looking , I'm like damn , I want that new Mercedes .

Yeah , your choice is easy . I , I want that new Mercedes . Yeah , your choice is easy , I can't get it .

No , you ain't got no money for the wheel Right , but $123 million Again . Sneeze , Just sneeze a couple hundred thousand .

I got the G-Wagon yeah .

Man that went right across the street .

I'm being real , that's a Porsche truck . I want some Olive Garden You're going .

Toads to the house . Shit you go to Olive Garden . I can't fret Nothing but the breadsticks Dog , cause they free that is hilarious .

See the salad too . The salad's free too . No , it ain't free , it ain't really free . No , oh shit , you gotta pay for that I haven't been to .

Olive Garden In a while .

Shout out to Olive Garden , even though y'all yeah , but saying though the less money you got , the easier choices , oh , no , that's true , more decisions you gotta make , you know if I was broke and had no money , I'd just go to jail them . Motherfuckers got free cable , free food , all that shit a gym .

Three hots and a cot , they got a gym everything .

You know what I'm saying . Yeah , but then you gotta deal with the politics .

Hey , listen , you can make love in jail , that's up to you . That's up to you .

I mean , that depends on what you like , is it ?

Hey . I like you and I want you , you like a motherfucker with two legs .

We can do this the easy way or the hard way , Joe , Choice is yours .

Hey imagination is a bad motherfucker , bro man . What's that one dude say ?

He's about Put the magazine on his back . Y'all ever heard of a Fifi , a Fifi , a Fifi ? Wait , I know that song Fifi . No , not the song , oh .

Not the song , since we talk about jail .

All right To make a long story short . It's a homemade . It's a jail made pocket pussy .

I just learned that today .

A fee-fee .

I seen it .

Is that what they make with ?

the towel , yep the rubber glove , the towel and what else .

Some lotion or Vaseline .

I seen the female make a strap-on with some towels and shit . What ? How crusty did the towel have to be ? No , I'm just saying that bitch made that motherfucker . I'm telling you , I'm like God man Explain this . Hey bro , I'm not a penis expert . I'm glad you're not . I just got one , you just got one . You know what I mean .

Hey there you go .

These motherfuckers get creative and that motherfucker take me where it take me . They get real fucking creative , you know .

That's crazy . They be getting whole ass . You got the legion of what I don't know .

Just get it in there , oh I know , and it looks good too . No , real good . Hey them , motherfuckers are exceptionally clean .

Hey , I know , I saw the when dude was making the pizza . I'm going to Fuck it when dude was making the pizza .

Hold on .

Come with me who was making the pizza On ? What was the show it was on ? Oh my God , was it on Netflix ? No , it was not . They made a pizza in prison With the ramen noodles ? What ? Was the name See dog . I really only watch Like Netflix .

What show was that Netflix does have all the prison shows 60 days in .

When I was in the military .

We would make shit like that , hooch , when we was in the field .

They would didn't make shit like that . Hooch they be making hooch , I ain't making hooch when we was in the field and shit .

They would give us dehydrated meat and shit like that . So nobody wanted dehydrated meat because they didn't know what to do with it . But see when dehydrated meat came with like a soup package and all that shit and ketchup and man you mix all that shit together . Drop that dehydrated shit in there .

No , I'll be alright . You probably be alright . No , I'll be alright . You'll be alright if you went outside Shit , I'll be alright .

I don't give a fuck about this motherfucker . They drop a nuclear bomb right down in Phoenix .

I'll be alright .

You gonna live through it .

Do you consider yourself a survivalist ? Yeah , because you already said , he's a survivalist many times .

So you can . If you got dropped off , I can't live because I already got mop shit for them , though Put on nuclear shit .

You got a bunker , Joe ?

No , I don't have no bunker , but I got mop gear for them Okay .

I'm going to have a bunker if I have 123 million . Oh yeah , you have a panic room .

123 million Shit . I have a force field , nigga . Force field . Yeah , we'll make one . They got some shit in Africa right now , them motherfuckers making all kinds of shit down there . This nigga talking about vibranium .

They're digging with the Wakanda .

Them motherfuckers got a TV down there . They don't need electricity , they just hang the bitch on the wall and turn the bitch on .

Ain't that motherfucking ?

hooked up to nothing .

I want to see it . Google it , you Google it .

Shit , electricity I want to see it Google it .

Am I , you Google it . Shit Electric . They got a TV . They got a TV . Electricity-less TV .

They using shit in Africa right now . That shit ain't even . That shit don't make no sense .

What country ?

Joe yeah .

Wakanda , Not Wakanda man . You been watching Black Panther too much . I'm telling you One two what it is ?

is he got this thing , this device , where it takes like sound waves and all that shit and converts it into .

I'm sure it could be done , but that type of technology .

Yeah , they about to make a third . Yeah , they about to make a third he been poisoning once . What they going to do with Killmonger ? They poisoning once . Oh , he ain't coming back bro .

Well , what about the Black Panther ?

No , they're just going to keep going back because there's so many Black Panthers though .

Are they going back in time now .

T'Challa was probably like the fucking 15th Black Panther bro .

They confusing me .

I can go to the movies , he was popular because he's in the technical age . See , they started . Yeah , I know they started a long time ago , a long time ago .

That was way back yeah , no sinners came out .

I watched it last night . I was gonna say don't get them started , I ain't gonna say shit about it you don't want .

That hat 97% Rotten .

Tomatoes Because I wanted to see it .

I thought you was going to see it .

Well , I thought I was .

Change plans Season change I fell asleep .

I was sitting up here on the couch .

Now you told me that shit come out on a Thursday . Shit . I was right there and was gone . Yeah , man , harkins has changed bro .

That motherfucker . You got to be a member to get free .

You got to get the refill , you got to be a member . Yeah , yeah , they trying to get their money .

Member of what you got to be a Harkins member . So now if you get an extra large popcorn , you get a free refill . You don't get that shit no more , unless you're a member . So you got to pay the what ? $5 a year , $10 a year I don't know what it is or $20 a year .

I was like about $30 .

So when I pay for my nachos and all the stuff at the concession stand I put in my phone number . Does that not make me a member ? No , you put your phone number in .

You should be a member .

I'm not paying nothing .

Yeah , you are . Oh , you just had an app . Oh yeah , no , no , no .

If y'all get a refill . They gonna deny you , bro , oh that's alright . That's fucked up . That's the whole point of going to the movie to get the free popcorn .

I don't really with popcorn now bring this in there with me .

Anyway , that was scary . Right now I'm just being honest with you , bro nachos . There's just so much about you , we don't like nachos .

First he's a school teacher now , you don't like popcorn , he's just like a movie .

You know what I mean . Like .

Like you know , the Working man or some shit .

You talking about the Jason Statham movie . Yeah , you nigga anybody know shit about you , bro .

I still need to see that .

The Working man .

Yeah , I don't know shit about you .

That was good , nothing .

The nigga like we got some movie recommendations your personal trainer .

No , I just play . You know what I mean .

I don't even do that half right , like man .

God damn . I knew he was a school teacher , bro , but you like know all the shit though the school teacher lingo and shit . Like what ? Like the H is solid and shit .

Is that the H is ?

solid or mess .

That nigga . You shit that nigga like jalapeno .

Shit that nigga like jalapeno . That's not how you pronounce jalapeno , hey actually how do you pronounce it ?

What jalapeno , yeah Jalapeno , nigga jalapeno , hey , no , I say jalapeno . No I say jalapeno , is it ?

Okay , so Is it jalapeno or jalapeno ?

J Jalapeno yeah . Like A at the end or O A O Nigga , it's a O .

Jalapeno , so Can I have a jalapeno ? They don't spell no more Nigga . I didn't say jalapeno . I didn't say jalapeno .

So is it Salmon or salmon ? Nigga , are you serious ? Yes , I'm very serious , nigga . If you're from Chicago , it's salmon . It's salmon Salmon .

If you're from everywhere else it's salmon Probably yep .

So what's the color ?

Pink , pink , but if it's salmon , they say it's a salmon color , but it's spelled S-A-L-M-O-N .

Right yeah , so that would be salmon , how you spell salmon .

Spell S-A-L-M-O-N . Right yeah , so that would be Salmon , how you spell Salmon P-I-N-K . You just said , salmon . I'm not from Chicago , joe .

I say Salmon . So how the fuck do you pronounce it ? Then I say Salmon , Honestly .

I say Salmon . When I grew up I didn't know nothing about no Salmon .

We had Jack Mackerel . Hey , jack Mackerel , I say Salmon , I say Salmon .

We ate Mackerel . I say Salmon , we ain't no down with Salmon . You say Salmon , salmon , see , you grew up in a good household , but it was made with Jack .

Mackerel .

I think I say Salmon , salmon , salmon . S-a-l-m-o-n if I want to color pink . They said pink . So you're an English teacher , right , allegedly . Why is it two feet instead of two feets ? Shut the fuck up . I'd wonder why it ain't foots why ain't it mouses instead of meeses ? If my foot hurts , how ?

come my foot . Why it ain't foots , yeah , or foots . Why ain't it mouses instead of meeses ? If my foot hurt , how come ?

my foot , not Both my foots hurt , why both your foots don't hurt Like oh man or your feets . I hurt my foot .

No , no , no you changing it . Why does it go from foot ?

to feets . Why it ain't ?

deers .

That's what I'm saying .

It should just be foots Like deers . Okay , sherrod , go around saying my foots hurt , I will Both my foots hurt .

Both my foots hurt . Both my foots hurt , bo , if you could listen . Singular is foot , plural is feet .

We get it .

Let's just keep it the same .

Plural is foots .

So you can't say footses . That's not possessive though .

That don't sound right . That's possessive .

My footses don't sound right . Foots sound right , but when you talking about the possession of a foot , I got athlete's foots .

Nigga think about it .

Two two and two , that is nothing laughing .

That's a real deal right now . No , hey , that is two , two and two T-O-O-T-W-O .

Right , live , live , where , where , where .

But at least with the prophecy you can tell yeah , that's true .

There , there but what about live and live .

Read and read .

So when do you Live in line ? That's all context , though . Live in line .

You just gotta See , I love the life I live and live the life of Larry . Yeah , you went . You went to a real good school .

Damn .

See what I mean Like live , no , yeah , no , it is .

This is the hardest language . The English language Is the hardest language To learn From . If you , if you ask anybody , no , no , if you ask anybody , no , no , hey , I've been told this Shit .

it's English speakers that can't speak to shit . I've been told this from a Spanish-speaking individual .

Individual . Okay , that the English language is very difficult . You ready for another ?

one Joe .

I do , I agree , just because you ready for another bomb , joe , I do , I agree , just because you know how you just said it . Read , read , live , live , bear , bear .

I love the life I live and live the life I love .

Joe , you ready for another bomb , another truth bomb ?

Okay , truth bomb , so I know a little Spanish right yeah there it is wow , that's a good one , you know what I don't get it let me hear something .

I don't get it anything . I don't know if it's real or not , but go ahead .

Beste Cinco .

There we go you can say anything to me . I don't even know what the fuck that means .

Hola , Como estas nigga ?

Como estas ustedes . I don't know what that means .

Nah , but it really you ain't saying taco burrito .

I don't know what the fuck you talking about .

Nah , so I've been learning Spanish since I was in high school and shit , and the shit is simpler , like it's not easy , but it's simpler to understand , especially if you an adult , than English for real .

Well , the thing about the English language is changing every day .

That's the problem yeah , and then the way well , here's the thing . It changes every day though you know how they talk about the king's English . Truly , what's the king's English if ? You can understand what the person is saying . Like here's the thing . You know he's country Right , but you understand what he's saying .

Right , sound like the king's English to me , okay .

So actually , what's proper , you get what I'm saying .

Yeah , if he say two Is the king's English proper . Supposedly Because our English isn't really proper .

Because then you got .

I know honestly , the king's English is white , yeah , but then the people who speak the king's English , some of them motherfuckers , sound worse than we do , like Cockney . You ever heard a motherfucker talk , cockney ? They sound completely ridiculous .

Well , from my understanding , the king of English is like all of our English . It's the king of English that's slowed up or speeded up . Slowed down or speeded up , Like the southern drawl would be the king of English .

Okay , I got one for you . What's the grade before first Kindergarten ? Kinder Kinder . I say Kenny , I do .

I don't even know . I say Kindergarten . I say Kindergarten .

I know Kindergarten , oh . But I say , kenny , how is it going to be kinder when you have a ? You're a fucking English teacher I say kindergarten you got a short eye in there .

We'll grade your kid in , you know a short eye in kindergarten .

Short eye , what the fuck's kindergarten ? There you go .

Kindergarten .

Is that me ?

Yeah , but listen , this is what I'm trying to say , but how you the way you say it . I know it's supposed to be kinder right Spose , or suppose ?

No , we all , we all have that slang , that dialogue .

Yeah , suppose I'm not about to .

Yeah , I'm about to , I'm finna , I'm finna I'm finna , go do something you remember when .

I'm finna .

The lady put I'm , finna , I'm finna go do something you remember when the lady posted that her kid was about to go to the kidney garden , kidney garden .

Yeah , oh yeah , remember that shit . The lady posted .

The lady posted oh , my baby about to go to the kidney garden . Kidney garden Kidney garden and then somebody posted .

somebody was sitting up and saying you need to go with them Because she spelled that shit .

kidney .

Oh shit , oh man , yeah , she's like kidney garden .

She said my kids finna go to kidney garden . That motherfucker said you need to go with them Shit .

Hey , you know what Real quick it's going to get worse too , I like to send a shout out .

Because they don't spell no more .

To all the listeners .

It's all AI , we got . We still got Germany .

We got a whole bunch of other countries .

Oh shit , we like to . We appreciate y'all . We in Nigeria , you see that yeah . Call it A1 , not AI Did you see that Somebody called it A1 .

A1 is fucking barbecue sauce . I mean steak sauce .

Hey , I like A1 and I don't even know why these and not A1 make a spicy thick spicy . That's a good little motherfucker Steak places . They have a steak and spicy . I mean , I'm not even a big steak eater .

If it's steak or seafood , I'm picking seafood . See , we black ? That's the thing . Black people like steak sauce . We like sausage .

I don't care how good you make it , I still just want A1 , because as a kid , when you put A1 sauce on there , I don't care about .

Here's the thing . Let me get some A1 . I don't give a shit .

You're the chef on the show .

Okay , but you need to take one bite before you put it on . Agreed .

Okay , but before you got High Sididi with your taste buds , did you put A1 on we ? Didn't have steak yeah , for the longest time .

My bad . My bad For the longest time I thought .

We ate a lot of pig growing up .

Okay , I thought steak was rich people food , so I never had that .

No , we ate a lot of pig growing up A . We ate a lot of pig growing up , a lot of pig , a lot of pork chops . From the rooter to the tooter . I agree All the hogs Come on . We didn't have a lot of steak growing up All the chillings we ate everything .

We ate a lot of chicken , a lot of pork chops I'm sorry , pork chops .

No , I'm kidding you right . Pork chops , nigga .

Pork Hot dogs too . You eat hot dogs , not pork chops , whoever has pork and bean and wieners Pork chops .

I couldn't get with the Vienna's Pork chops ain't cheap .

No , you cut the little hot dogs .

Oh , oh , oh oh .

The hot dogs and put them in between the fork and the fork . I ain't never did that .

Hamburger meat and pork and bean .

I was a lot of hamburger helper , a lot of .

Hamburger .

Helper , a lot of Hamburger Helper , a lot of Hamburger Helper . I'm trying to tell you , niggas , I'm from the trenches dog . I never ate Hamburger Helper , did you have the Tuna ?

Helper . Y'all niggas ever had Goulash Nah we had Goulash . That's basically a whole ass . Hamburger Helper Goulash is everything left over from yesterday .

Shit , I didn't have that shit as an adult I didn't have slappy , that's what gulag is , bro , and put some macaroni in it .

I'll take that too .

No , I'm serious . You got all your shit Left over here and then you get fancy and you start eating Fried okra .

Be like oh , now it's time to Whip and nae nae now , that's some good shit Right there , boy .

You get some fried okra . That's not me . I couldn't , but I'm gonna issue a challenge here . You don't like fried okra ?

I can't get past the texturing .

I just want you Texturing it is . I don't like the slimy things . What's the challenge ? We ready to do the spade thing , what I heard y'all pretty good , oh damn what is it ? Dan's playing the other day . When is Marcus too crazy Took him and Pee Wee out .

Marcus and his boy took him and Pee Wee out .

Whenever y'all ready . Okay , all you got to do is show up , show up and show out .

You ain't going to re-nig , are you ? I'm going to catch you re-nigging .

Re-nigger .

You want to re-nigger Please ?

I don't re nigga .

Let's do it .

I take , my man I take . If I lose , which I rarely do , I'll take it .

So we got to get Casino and Superman .

Casino ain't going to come , no way . I ain't fucking with Casino , you ain't fucking with Casino , no more . No , damn Fuck , casino , casino .

I hope you listen Nigga Nigga .

Go and deliver somebody's heart , nigga Right here . Oh shit , nigga man . Nigga I was coming up with some kind of excuse . Every time he say hey man meet me at the bar right there . Oh no , I'm coming , I'm coming . Oh no , I can't make it . Man , nigga , if I can count all the times he done canceled on us . Nigga , we all need a heart .

He can hear me ?

Can you hear me ? Can you hear me ? Can you hear me , nigga ? We all need a heart Because you done broke everybody's heart up in this motherfucker . So deliver us all a goddamn heart , nigga . Nigga you supposed to be a mean man , robert Emmons ? They done changed the name of the motherfuckers . It ain't called Robert Emmons no more ,

Stephen A .

I sound like Stephen A Smith .

I'm weak dog Stephen A , I sound like .

Stephen A Smith , that big old forehead .

Hey , I got a quick question for you about the Spades game that me and my brother going to show up and whoop y'all in man , please .

You play Joker , Joker , Deuce . I play whatever the fuck you want to play . Oh , okay . I don't give a fuck what you want to play I play .

Whatever you want to play , say it with your chest . It's recorded now .

It's my house , your rules . I don't give a fuck . You ain't going to win .

We going to show up and show out .

Show up and show out Twin powers unite .

He already nervous .

He already nervous he already nervous this ain't nothing but a goddamn thing .

Man , he already nervous .

This ain't nothing but a goddamn thing .

Let's do this . Joe man , you already nervous , let's do this man .

You scared of him , cause y'all ain't don't sick , no more .

And I'm gonna get Chris to show up To see that ass .

My nigga ain't gonna show up Casino , you gonna be there right . Casino ain't gonna show up nigga . I'll tell you what .

If casino show up Right , you got some crown apple for you .

I do got that , but I ain't got , I ain't gonna get that nigga . No crown apple .

Where you gonna drink , then you wanna drink , I get a nigga . Whatever he want . You gonna drink some bottom shelf .

I get Nah , nah , he gonna give him some of that .

Wait , what's the Nah he ? Whatever you want , you're gonna bring some bottom shelf .

I get no , no , oh , you're gonna give him some of that wait what's the no he ain't getting it . What's the only not ?

I didn't get it he ain't gonna get it . No , okay , that's for the wood that ride , he said man she got expensive taste , oh you talking about .

Uh , what's her name ? Nah , she wanted some motherfucking . Johnny Walker , yeah .

You was like , oh , she better be dropping the drawers for that .

You got an expensive taste .

That's $200 a bottle . Hold on , god damn .

More like $325 .

My bad , my bad . Hey , listen , we're going . My bad . What are you doing if ?

you want to . My price is usually accurate . My bad , hey , listen , we're going to show up to the Spades , but you got to cook for us . I need that pecan pie Nigga you win .

If you win , I'll cook for you .

The cream cheese pecan pie .

Oh nigga , I made a peach cobbler yesterday , oh man .

You , oh man , you know how to make banana pudding . Yeah , oh , I need some banana pudding .

Nigga , nigga , please , after he get his dick out your ear , make me some banana pudding you had to go back to that and then they like listen , I'm like going to slap it on the nigga .

Like bow I ain't really trying to stick it in you .

And you're really being fucked . You want to get fucked up . Damon , I ain't a boy . Okay , you really want to be fucked up . Y'all want to get fucked up . Hey , let me tell you something you can't out-gay a Marine bro , I'm telling you right now Nigga , I ain't telling you what .

And for reference sake , Johnny Walker Blue goes for $2.50 a bottle . I was closer , John . I'll bake the bottle . My apologies , that's a $7.50 . Okay , we got what I'll bake the bar , so look , my apologies .

That's a 750 . Oh , okay , we got what Centers ? Centers . Oh , what's the Warfare ? Okay , Warfare . I want to see Minecraft Warfare . I heard Warcraft was in it Warfare , warfare .

I did see .

I want to see the .

Amateur .

I saw the amateur . What is warfare ? Amateur I recommend that the accountant 2 . The accountant 2 is next week . Oh shit , I think it's next week . Yeah , accountant 2 .

Yeah , I'm gonna watch it though , but I think the only reason I'm gonna watch it because the punisher is in it .

But no , I just wanna hear that dude is a good actor .

I just wanna hear the he was in the first one , but he's a good actor that was his brother .

I want to hear the guns . I'm going to make sure I go to where they have the I'm going to hear the boom , boom , boom , the exhale .

Oh yeah , that'd be tough .

Because I want to hear the noise of the gun , the exhale , yeah .

Hey , y'all ever realize in movies I just thought about this yesterday the well and this is for a TV show for SWAT the cops' guns boom , boom , boom and the criminals like even when they had the shotguns or whatever it don't they got the little pea shooter sound yeah , Wow , but then you know in the movies , but you have to distinguish the difference too .

but I'm just saying they team that up a lot around .

It's like how they pick it's either the cops or it's the bad guys . Like on SWAT , the cops are the

everything is bigger .

It's right boom boom , boom , like the Den of Thieves .

I was just thinking , den of Thieves man .

I say that's a classic hey Sneakers . No , it's not called Sneakers , I think it's called Sneak .

It's animated .

So I don't know . I thought about going to see it just to talk about it on the podcast . I don't know , it depends . I'm going to see it if I get some , some bored trying to think .

New shows , dope Thief , apple Plus that's good , too Rich as far as shows go . Any other shows , joe ?

what shows .

Abbott , elementary Abbott , yeah .

Abbott Elementary and .

Swap what shows you watch ? Oh no , I watched 1923 . I loved it .

1923 was good I started a new show with Jon Hamm on Apple Plus . I'm watching Invincible .

Oh , that's off the chain bro .

I haven't seen that yet .

Is that good ? Season two yeah , I'm watching season two right now , what is that ? That shit off the chain , bro Prime . Oh , is it ?

Oh then G20 with With Vi Davis .

Hey , did somebody start watching the ?

Invincible is out the fucking chain what episode

is yours , Sterling K Brown . Oh Paradise , oh Paradise . Fifth episode .

I think it's about eight . Which one is that ? Is that on Hulu Hulu ?

but I know NBC just picked it up . Oh , NBC picked it up . No , it's out the chain .

So , it's going to be on TV . It's TV . See , it's moving a little slow for me right now , but is it going to pick up ? Oh yeah .

So when did they ?

They just like a couple weeks ago .

Oh yeah , I'm going to go watch that right now .

Yeah , you watched Paradise , right Paradise . Yeah , oh you haven't watched Paradise yet , yeah .

Yeah , no , it's good Because I listened to his interview on the pit I got . That's a cool . Hey , is La Brea . Is that about Los Angeles , or was they just called La Brea ?

No about Los Angeles .

Well , it's about Los Angeles , La Brea .

Tarpet . It opens up and everybody falls through time .

Oh , okay , well , everybody , we hope y'all have fun .

This was one of them ones .

If you're going to hit it .

Hit . What the lottery ? What's the lottery going for ? Hey , if you're going to hit it .

You got your ticket , Hit it .

I mean it's got to be the .

Powerball .

Oh yeah , because I'm not playing .

Mega Million . There was somebody who bought a few lines at the .

Of Mega .

Million .

At the , what you call it , that I was just at . Yeah , oh , they got a gambling problem .

Yeah , they rich If you . Yeah , I think she said it's five dollars . Yeah , I think she bought Five lines . That's twenty five dollars .

Yeah , I think that's what she said . Hell , she got a gambling problem she might be too much . She did look a little disheveled . But you know , shout out to her .

I mean , hey , whatever you need to do To get up out the hey , I'm trying to get up Out the mud too .

Right , I can't hey that five dollars a line . Those feet pics yeah .

You get a lot of money for these ones . Hey Joe , the scientists want to see these ones . Hey , start an OnlyFans . My shit is like Velociraptor .

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