I Lost My Wallet!!!

And we're live in 5 , 4 , 1 , 2 , 6 , 7 , a , b , c , d , 12 . Ha ha , I already talked about the coughing last week . Yes , you ready . Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast . We are here , are you here ? He don't even have his keys . He ready , ready , huh , oh yeah , second show of 2025 . Bringing it in right , first show for somebody else For 2025 .

We was here .

We had Bama Joselina here Alabama .

Josefina . Oh yeah , that's right .

Yeah , we had Alabama .

Rosalinda .

Sat in in your spot . Had Alabama Rosalinda sat in in your spot ? Who the hell is Alabama Rosalinda ? Alabama Rosalinda ? But since she was sitting in that chair , she was Alabama .

Rosalinda , I got you , I got you .

Now .

She can sit in my chair , rosalinda can .

Now welcome , welcome . We are here for another week . I have an interesting story to tell of how I lost my wallet , but before we get into all that , I'm Bosco Sitting to my left . This is Sherrod .

That's my left . This is Sherrod , that's my left .

This is one and only Rodeo Joe , and I like to say , man , this is the best goddamn water I ever tasted in my life .

Hey , it's good . Huh , Is that grape , grape Splash ? Yeah , yeah , yeah , those are good .

And I don't know if I'm supposed to be saying that shit on air , but man , this shit is as good as a motherfucker .

Sponsoring . Hey , my left , hey . That way That'll keep you drinking a lot of water , a lot of water , yeah .

Where you get this shit from . It's flavorful .

Damn , did I get that across the street ?

Actually I think .

I got it at Walmart Okay .

I'm going to .

Walmart . Shout out to Walmart . Is it a Chi or is it a Psy ? I think it's a Psy .

To my left .

Acai , acai berry . I know that stuff is good for you .

Anyway , let's get ready . Superman is in the building . Boom , boom , boom , boom boom .

Oh shit .

Oh hell no metal detected . Oh hell , did you bring some ?

liquor and a soap dispenser .

This is a non-metal detector , so what ?

you sipping on .

So yeah , what's the homebrew Tequila Market ?

Oh , that's the good stuff , Homemade baby . Oh , man , that's that moonshine , oh yeah , that's clear too , wow .

Sponsored by moonshine .

And you know they have a drink too . Shout out to moonshine .

Moonshine yeah . Have anybody ever had it Just because I Shout out to Moonshine Moonshine yeah .

Have anybody that's why they great Taste so good Ever had it . Just because I haven't had the Actual drink Moonshine . I've had stuff called Moonshine .

No , I'm saying like no , it's something I think they sell it at the .

At the stores , I would back the truck up . You've never had Moonshine .

Not the actual drink Moonshine , but I've had Moonshine like homemade Moonshine .

Yeah Okay , yeah yeah because I know I you scared me for a minute there .

I thought we were going to have to kick you out of here .

He's like man , we taking your black car .

No , hell no , he ain't taking my black car , hey Moonshine , that's un-American .

That's a white thing ? No , bro , it's not , it's just a southern thing .

I think they had like like NASCAR like NASCAR and all that .

Let's think about that . Who you think used to make Jack Daniels ? I know they stole it yeah . I know whiskey but Nearest yeah , uncle , nearest yeah he's really made Jack Daniels .

Now they got an Uncle Nearest whiskey brand .

Yeah , see , there we go .

We're going to learn about alcohol today .

Alcohol and losing wallets .

And Splash and Splash .

Hey , y'all go out to your local big box store and your grocery store and you can get Splash Refreshing Acai .

Acai great .

I think the mandarin orange is good , even the lemon . Let me see that bottle . The lemon one is good , you're fucking my bottle .

I just want to read the label . I got to drink out this motherfucker . Keep the thing a-fucking it . Oh shit what you say . Keep your dick skinners off of it .

Hey man .

Okay , all right . God damn Go in there . It's another one in the refrigerator .

You can read that one , Alright now , since we got Joe here , you gotta fill us in with your 2025 resolution . We already talked about ours last week .

My resolution in 2025 is to lose 25 pounds . That's it .

So in 2025 , you want to lose 25 pounds .

Yes , sir , you don't want to lose no 25 . Yes , I do .

Okay 25 Good job , 25 will put me right around . What 220 ? Yeah , buddy , I don't think I can get no lower than that . I really don't Hang on , I don't think I can , oh man , and then I'm gonna , I wanna , I wanna , start hitting the weights again . Yeah .

Hey , that's part of the formula .

Hell yeah , you can do it . Me and Steve got the missing ingredients .

I've been doing the calisthenics thing , but I tell you what , since I've been doing , that my joints don't hurt .

Yeah .

Because all the stretching and stuff my joints don't hurt , right ? Yeah , yeah , because all the stretching and stuff my joints don't hurt . I know we don't sit up here , we won't burn out as much either .

Yeah , we just kind of do a nice rep range and all right that's enough and when I was sitting at home one day and put some shoes on and bend over and tie my shoes , I said wait a minute . You said what I ain't even out of breath .

Stop the bus . I didn't even have to suck it in .

Hold my breath . That's what I'm talking about . You fucking around , I might backslide . You know I'm a recovering hoe . Every day's a challenge . I might fucking around and get fine on you , motherfuckers , that's a wrap , oh shit .

You fucking around and get fine in 2025 .

Let's see what happens . Hey , he said he going to get on top , open your eyes .

He's going to get some pumps in boy , yeah , shit .

Get these hip thrusts I can only imagine if I was in shape at my age right now . Hip thrust . I would be a stone cold hoe you would be a killer .

Joe .

If I was in shape , shit . Now you know , I just can't afford it . Hey , you're going to get more than 10 pumps .

You're going to go for 20 .

Mm-mm . Too much Uh-uh . No , I'm just saying I can't afford it now . I got to wait a little bit .

You going to throw your hips out ?

No , no , no , your back out . No , no , I got too many bills , oh , okay .

Can't go have all that . You mean you really can't afford it .

Okay , all right , let's hear about this wallet .

You are like I'm ashamed .

I ain't ashamed Shit man , you're lying . I know that's right , bro . I ain't ashamed , Shit man .

You're lying . I know that's right , bro . I ain't ashamed . I ain't ashamed . We don't pay him to stay , we pay him to leave .

Damn Shit .

I'm getting this money , yeah that's me in sugar daddy mode , baby , sugar daddy mode . You got a song for it . You told me about that song yesterday . Yeah , I ain't going to even play it , what is ?

it .

It's called X-Rated by Squirt Kelly . Squirt Kelly , god dang .

I know you shouldn't have listened to it .

The first line gets you . Tonight ain't going to use no rubber . Oh shit , we're going to hit on Tonight , ain't gonna ?

use no rubber . Oh shit , we gonna hit on . We gonna hit on With the first line . Yo , we allowed to play A few seconds .

Let's hear it , that was just my Yep Kelly .

LPJ .

Hey , we got too nasty On this one .

Yeah , bro , I just I don't think they used to it , but it's're real grown for music right here . Yeah , real tall . They'll leave it in type shit . Let me talk to her first . Talk to her first . Yeah , I know Folks Tonight . I don't want to use a rubber . I hope you don't either . Let me slide it in Slowly . I'll go deeper .

That is fire right there . Shout out to Squirt Kelly . I'm about to download that .

And that's my play . Squirt Kelly man , squirt Kelly . Hey , all out to Squirt . Kelly , I'm about to download that and that's my play Squirt Kelly . Hey man , Squirt Kelly .

Hey , all the fellas that's heading to the bedroom right now , early in the morning or late at night , throw that on , you're welcome .

Let me see if I can find it Because I know that .

But then I started checking out a lot of other shit they got and they got some nice shit , though yeah , I know I saw another song that they had . It was not all right y'all . We're gonna talk about this wallet now . Here's the story . I lost my wallet , but here's the story . I had a new . I got a new vest to ride on a motorcycle .

Man that's the worst feeling .

I'm sitting up here like man I done . Lost my wallet on the highway right .

Yeah , don't worry about it , I'll find it at my house .

But no , no , right , right . So that's what I thought . I was like ah , this is whatever it's . It's whatever it's gonna get ran over or something . I'm still go back and trace my steps , just to be on the safe side . So I'm sitting up here .

I'm sitting up here . So hey , everybody . So was the guy in his car and he saw it sitting there .

He said he just saw it sitting . And there was a guy like panhandling , yeah , like he's a dude , like he's surprised that he didn't see it . It was like right there and he said he got out real quick . And he said that he's lost his wallet before he said he has everything in there , like with me .

What they did was they brought my work ID back ?

Yeah , they brought my work ID , but kept everything else and kept everything else . Hey , this wallet . So then I was like , oh , let me at least wait to see what it looks like . Yeah , because he was like oh , dude , it ain't get ran over or anything , he said it's still . I was like so oh , I left out that . I hopped in the back seat .

Look at God .

Anyway , watch what y'all carry in y'all's wallet , because I'd have been able to recover , because really I only keep two cards . I keep this card because I like to use it . It's like I use it as my debit card , but mostly everybody takes it , but to some people that , like at Popeye's , don't take it anymore . So I was like I just use this other .

I was told to buy a lighter . Oh , he could have kept it , it was $17 .

Luck ain't got nothing to do with that . What is it ?

Even if he would have kept it , you can't do it . Yeah , I know , but that's kind of like my homie .

That's like my home magic . Hey , I mean to get it back Now we can sit up here and be .

We can be sinister . Okay , no , go ahead .

I'm going to tell you it . You it ain't it . Ain't luck , though . I'm telling you that now I don't know what it is about this motherfucker here what did ?

I got this , I got my wallet back that shit would never happen to us ever anytime my wallet gets thrown , that motherfucker go .

And then you know what's so funny go to coals and get a metal hey I actually he's like oh , you actually look like your driver's license .

It said 63190 and the dude Gave you a water and hit on you .

I know I mean that's crazy he ain't gay .

He just said I look like my picture .

That's not what I said . He was gay , steve . What I never said , that All I'm saying is that's the kind of shit that happened to the motherfucker .

The fact that she was able to Google your number .

That's what .

I'm wondering about Google , your number .

I'm going to go search for my number . Are you lucky ?

Your number is in there . I guarantee All the stuff that y'all done sat up here and you done , did .

Oh no , it's all right that motherfucker probably knew your name by heart . Oh , I know him .

He got an address too . So , yeah , they got an address , driver's license . They can find everything .

Yeah , because . I started thinking it was like oh damn , is it on my ? I know him Because you know my benefits benefits card .

I know him . He was in that commercial . Remember that commercial .

So I'm thinking they got it from that . I was like man , how did you find it ? He's like oh , his brother's girlfriend Googled and found it .

I was like hey , I'm going to tell you this . You didn't know he was in the commercial .

Y'all , women are resourceful .

That's what it is , because if it was him or his brother man , they probably still , they might have mailed it to you , but they ain't going to look you up .

I mean exactly . I'm just glad there's honest people in this world today . I know Thank you God .

Hey , I will no good deed going unpunished . I don't want to shit on nothing . I don't want to shit on anything , but it was only $17 .

I mean , yeah , if it was $1,700 , let's see how honest they would have been . That's true . We found it with nothing in it . I know you were hurt for that .

Hey man , I seen your wallet . I ain't seen no money though it was a homeless guy that was right next to it , though , exactly you know what I would have done .

The money would have been gone , gone I would have kept that $1,700 .

I would have tossed it in the street , but I'll keep it too there you go ?

I mean , I would hope I would have kept too , though . Okay , so say you . They gave it to you Right , Fully intact . Would you have ? Gave them a founder ?

Man , that was my rent money man . Thank you , god Yo .

Stu Rent's due Mother .

So I would have kicked them something out . How much would you have kicked $200 ?

Yeah , about $100 $200 Same amount Out of the store , yeah , so .

I mean Just out of yeah about $100 $200 I appreciate you .

Here's $200 Out of $17 , because Look .

I actually was gonna go to the ATM and get $100 and just give it to him . I wasn't even thinking . I was like , oh , but he has my wallet , yeah . But then I I mean , after the fact I thought like Neither one of these cards Are my debit cards anyway . Yeah , yeah , so you can't even get .

I didn't even know you could do that , but then I started doing it .

Dude trust me , you don't even need a wallet , that's true , yeah . You don't even so , I was a Dude . I rarely Like there's times when I forget it . I just be like Whatever . I just know you can't go to Fries , like fries or Kroger . Oh , they won't take Apple Pay . Yeah , they don't take Apple Pay . Yet Look , walmart don't either .

Walmart , walmart , don't take Apple Pay . Yeah , man . But man , do you know those goddamn lottery ticket motherfuckers in there take Apple Pay ? Oh yeah , like the little machine . Yeah , you can buy a bunch of lot of scratchers like a motherfucker in there .

I'm sitting up here like I bought a scratcher .

Just I won about $25 .

Oh yeah .

I said , fuck it , I'm gonna quit .

Hey , do you do the little phone like the jack ?

Jack pocket , you ain't done that yet . I haven't done it yet because they won't accept my PayPal .

Oh , because you're old . Wait , do it under a .

I know I need to attach a credit card .

Yeah , because when that money get big , we got that group . I mean , we'll still break you off some you don't expect Okay .

You don't expect nothing .

See , I'm a survivalist bro . I understand , I don't expect .

Okay , you don't expect nothing see , I'm a survivalist , I don't need but we want you .

How much , joe , we don't want to , but see here here's the thing , though , okay , we don't need money and listen .

We do have to be completely honest , though . Everybody at this table is doing okay , oh , yeah , yeah , well , so what , honestly , all that extra money is , all you're gonna do is just buy some shit you really don't need , right , okay , okay , let yeah .

Oh , it does , that's right .

Because now you go get one pair of Jordans . Oh , here , let me get five pair .

In the same size . See , just by you saying that , right , there is fucked up , because who in the hell got money to buy Jordans ?

I don't .

That's a lot of goddamn money .

I know I can't afford them .

But that's why the saying is the less money you got , the easier your choices are . That's true . That's true , and that's the true story . Same old problem .

It's easy to pick women out because you think you got all that money . You just think you got all that money , You're a handsome dude and you like it'll be harder though . Cause you don't know if she really love you or not . Yeah , that's why you have to keep your current vehicle .

Shit , they won't do Nothing as a Chrysler . That's a nice Chrysler 300 , you got Chrysler 300 .

Oh , that's a what's up . Rolls Royce , yeah , hey , I take that back .

I apologize to the Legion , cause them motherfuckers Will fuck you up down there , so I apologize to the Legion , cause them motherfuckers Will fuck you up down there .

So I apologize . That RR , that man , that Rough Rider , yeah .

I apologize to everybody In the Legion ? Hey , everybody . So you just keep your current car .

Fuck that .

See , I think you can get away taking a vet down there . I'd get me a vet , although they're nice .

They're nice , but man , you gonna park in the mud in your vet . No , you gonna park up in the front .

You're just gonna pull up like dude , I'm not parking I got a motherfucking vet , get you one of them .

Suede suits Shit .

Oh well , one of them velour . What the jogging suits ? Is it velour or suede ? It look like suede or you get like Don Johnson .

Hook up , get the shoes that match . Too Shit , I can't .

I can't pull nothing up . I'm like what they doing to me .

I'm trying to figure this . Okay , since we on this podcast , I wanna know . You sat there and pretending like you didn't hear them phones go off and you didn't say nothing . Now my phone went off . You look a bit like there you go , this nigga again .

That's why I put it up here . Help with that .

I don't care . It went off three times he just rarely make noise .

He just rarely make noise though hey , why you hating Joe ?

what's all that ? This shit was vibrating and shit over here .

Hey , I was like somebody vibrating again .

We got any female listeners ? They ?

think we over here masturbating now that vibrating that motherfucker was doing .

That might make him happy .

All I'm saying is I just felt some type of way and I had to get that off my chest First .

He feels some type of way about you get the ding , ding , ding , ding and my phone going off .

Oh , my God .

Joe got bad hate in his heart .

And me getting my wallet back from the nice gentleman .

No , that's not it . Oh , I had to go to Kohl's and buy me another one .

I would have Shout out to Kohl's . What you talking about Shout out to Kohl's Bullshit . Everybody know that . That's why I said you should have got me one of them . Shirts , see .

Hey , get him a shirt , I Get him a shirt , I want a shirt .

Get that man a shirt , and 2X too .

I want it kinda tight . He said 2X .

He said 2X and he wanted .

Damn .

Mango . Look at me .

I'm gonna reorder .

Now I see .

You can't say that On the air man Some smogs .

Damn .

You slipped up . They got them sitting up here .

You want an iced tea .

They got them looking for us . Huh , Joe , Right Shit .

What would you call that fucking shirt ? Icy , no , the iced tea . The iced tea shirt with the collar . The business casual shirt with the buttons in the front , like three buttons . What do you ?

call that type of shirt . Oh Henley , what do you call that type of ?

shirt .

It's a .

Henley right A Henley , henley , henley .

I thought Henley don't have a hood , they don't have a collar , no , not a hood , just a collar , it's a spry collar shirt Shit , I didn't even . They got the little neck .

It's like a t-shirt that buttons up like three butts Henley shirt , and that shirt got a name .

Yeah , we're going to find out , I got two or three of them . What kind did you want ? I'm thinking of a Henley . No , not the Henley . No , he wants the full button up no you want just a business casual shirt .

He wants a blue collar shirt . He wants a nice polo shirt and some khakis .

I'll be honest with you . I like that . That's nice as fuck right there .

That hoodie . You know I represent Bama .

Would you wear that Joe ?

Hell yeah , we wear that shit , I wear that shit proudly .

This and Alabama State Wasps Did anybody stay up for New Year's ?

Stay up . Yeah , I did . I was the only one in my house that stayed up .

You stayed up , I was sleeping , you fell asleep . They was shooting like a motherfucker .

Man , everybody was over there shooting Like this is in a war zone .

Yeah , it was a bunch of firework .

I sound like Desiigner over there . I was like yoiigner over there . Da-da-da-da-da-da-da , da-da-da-da-da-da , da-da-da-da-da-da-da .

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da , I was like yo . We back in Lebanon .

I mean wait .

This shit happening all over again . Earlier had my PTSD kick in .

Me and Sherrod had a pre-production meeting didn't nobody else come , but he sat up here and said it was something you asked . Oh yeah , so I got a question for you . Shout out to Quake's house . Shout out to Quake's house , so ask the question would you rather be rich in bad health or broke and in good health ?

You already know .

Never mind , I'm skipping Joe .

I know what Joe's . I already know mine Health is wealth , so I'm going to answer my question .

I'm going to answer the question . So no , I would rather be broke and in good health , that's right . How about you , joe ?

Why would you even ask that question ? Because you know we all niggas , we all broken .

We already there , nigga , I'm just saying . I'm just saying , though , we already there . He said I don't want to be rich .

I mean I ain't healthy I used to be but I'm in good health , right . Like I'm broke , but I'm talking about if you had $ million dollars right now and you was in bad health or you could trade it off , okay , oh wait .

Okay , you know you know , I'm gonna equate that . How bad . How bad is the health ?

yeah , are you like ? You got my you might got you in a wheelchair yeah , wheelchair , oh no , in a wheelchair yeah , yeah , no but like give me , give me like gout or high , or high blood pressure .

Yeah , yeah .

Or maybe I can't boo-boo for like four or five days .

Give me the sugars . I can get that reversed . You might be one or two years away from death .

Give me the sugars . I can reverse that . What ? I mean , you might be one or two years away from death .

You crazy man , I ain't trading that . So 54 . Okay , so trading that so 54 .

No , okay , so the way he said it .

So how old are you then ?

So 54 , rich and in bad health .

No .

Or 64 and in great health no .

Man , I've been struggling all my life . Ain't nothing new . Who the fuck asked this question ? This is an earthquake . No , it was a good question an earthquake ?

No , it's a good question . No , it's not a good question . Why not Think about it ? Because some people would give up that just for the money .

Nobody would give up , I know yes yes .

Some people will . I think there's a lot of people would yes .

You give up ? No , they wouldn't .

We wouldn't . Yeah , I think there's a lot of people .

I know Some people that would .

The reason I say that is because I don't think I see you underestimating people , because I don't think people would give up good help for money .

Just to be sitting there coughing .

You can't enjoy it , man , that's what I'm saying . You can't walk .

It's like this here I got six sexy wives , but I got ED . What ? Good is that going to do me None .

Can you take a pill for it ? Yeah , no , damn .

Your shit broke bro . Yeah , you're a broke dick dog , yeah you broke dick Willie .

Yeah , like Jay , the whole broke dick dog .

Okay , so no , I got a good one for you . You know what I'm saying . I mean , there's no .

Okay , who the fuck would All ?

right ? Well , here Let me just Tweak it a little bit , just to add something . Okay , you have a hundred million dollars , but you do have erectile dysfunction .

Fuck that .

Nah , bro , I'd rather not have that hundred million dollars .

You can still eat the cooch . What ?

good , is that going to do ? She can't do nothing for you , she can lick on your lymph nodes Okay .

You remember that movie ? What's his name ? The guy in the Mummy was in .

Oh , Brendan Fraser .

He was in that movie where he had the lady making all these wishes and shit .

Oh , I've never seen that . I heard that movie was good . Remember that yeah .

And he wished that he was the greatest athlete ever . Remember that , wait a minute . He wished he was the greatest athlete ever . I mean , he was the greatest athlete ever . He did everything , from basketball , baseball , whatever the fuck . It was Right . He was just good Best athlete ever . And that was his wish . And she gave him the wish , right , uh-huh ?

So he said oh , hell .

No , you hear that .

All right , so here we go then . So you don't have ED , okay , but your junk is super , super little .

I don't want no little penis .

But you got a lot of money , you got a lot of money you can get a penis enlargement . That's true , it still works though .

Get a strap on , put a strap on extended .

A snap on .

Strap on extended .

You put that one over yours .

Look at that girl Vibrating , shedding and everything , everything .

I just think when the two ladies be sitting up there and they be like pegging each other , I just think the chick sitting up there humping she don't know like the proper stroke , cause she can't feel nothing , that's true .

She just probably you ain't gonna feel nothing with that .

No , I'm just saying Dang man , that's crazy . She just ramming on the lady Just like . Hey man soon as you get that motherfucker wet . So y'all want a hundred mil and a little pee pee .

Nah , I'm good on that . I'll take ten dollars and a big dick , fuck it .

I'll take ten cent in my big dick . I'm good . I'm good . Fuck all that . I'm a pole , motherfucker . I've been pole all my life .

I keep telling you Shit if I had two more inches , I'd rule the world before morning , oh yeah .

All right , look here , I got another question for y'all . Okay , I don't know if I asked this before . Well , this is something we got to come back to later . You got to go ask a significant other or you know , whoever , whoever you love , if they charge for sex , or if they charge you for sex , how much would they charge you ?

No , no , no , I'm saying they had to .

They have to charge . How much would they ?

charge what you paying now Rent Mortgage .

Because I heard one figure somebody said $5,000 . I'm like no , no , no , I'm just saying , just like one-time deal . One-time deal Like if they're , basically if they're selling sex , and you be like oh here , I want to have sex with you , how much would you charge me ? They said $5,000 . No , she out of mind .

That's what .

I was saying , that's a lot .

Is that like one-time thing , right ? Yeah , you give a motherfucker $5,000 , one-time thing .

Yeah , so I mean , every time you want to do it . If I had it , I'd give it to Kate Beckinsale . It's $5,000 . I'd give it Kate Beckinsale , that's what I'm saying . So would you give Halle Berry $5,000 ?

Yes , exactly so that's all it is .

I'd give her my .

Corvette . Well see , there you go . How many times do . I get it for that Let me do the math I mean so it's $5,000 a shot right . Yeah .

So if you go back next week , $5,000 . You go back next week , $5,000 .

You go back next week , $5,000 . Let me see If I sell all my stock .

I just want to know .

I can probably get about $10,000 .

The different numbers that's going to come back .

I'm just saying if I sell all my stock , I probably can get it , Because it was one of the ones .

It was one of the questions that I heard and then the lady was like dude , asked his , you know , asked his chick , like hey , if you charge me , how much would you charge ? She said $5,000 .

I was like ugh , that's steep .

That is steep , she said you go down on camera and get it for $100 .

I was like , yeah , no , that's true .

But now too , remember this is like money is no object . Yeah the money . Yeah you , you paying that five , you got money .

I mean , you got the money , yeah , shit wait really I'm gonna tell you if you got it , yeah , but here's .

Here's the thing I'm gonna tell you the . The real question is , it's not , it's just wondering what the number that she's going to come back with . That's the true answer . See what number she's going to come back with .

The bad thing about paying for it is she ain't going to go all out . That's the thing , yeah .

I mean if she's your significant other .

I mean , it's a hypothetical yeah , yeah , but I'm just saying your significant other ain't going gonna go all out anyway .

Well , just wait . All of these , we're just Just ask Yep Soon , as you say I do , they say I don't .

Oh , my lord , even if you don't say I do , they say I don't .

Hey , we gonna get we gonna hey , we gonna have positive moments with Joe .

I need a couch nigga Cause all Like I with Joe I need a couch .

Like I said , all this question is for everybody out there in podcast land . It really ain't like oh , would you pay it ? The true , true answer is just wondering what number ? What's the monetary ? Yeah what number would they come back ?

$5,000 is not bad .

No , so they're saying $5,000 .

I was like oh , okay , but that's a little steep for me , though , because what the hell ?

yeah , but then you got to look at it $5,000? .

I mean , you know what kind of shape she in . You know she got a mom body . Hey , oh , I see y'all . Or an aunt Felt like auntie Right Auntie , Big auntie yeah auntie , hey auntie , hey auntie , yeah , he like auntie , she at 5,000 .

Yeah , I'm going to get auntie who like them auntie bodies .

Auntie . They got a song about that Called Auntie .

She like the auntie bodies Mm-hmm . Hey , ben , that is . I told you the gym's been packed . The gym has been packed , that's resolution that wears off .

It takes about a month .

Oh , dude , listen , I've been going to the gym for a while .

Today is the last day , not you .

We are no , no , no , I'm saying I already know this .

I'll just be in there like oh man .

The dumbbells will be back here First three , four sitting there . A couple of them is looking around trying to see who else is , but you know what man , the one that got the stand .

We're going to send out positive vibes for all the new people . Go ahead and enjoy yourself .

I want you to make this resolution a success .

I didn't make a resolution this year . Yeah , I did the 25 pounds , but other than that .

Yeah , we didn't make one either . We just gonna do something different .

That's all I'm doing .

I'm just doing something different for the first 75 days .

Doing something different .

That means starting off with a bang though oh Literally Pray for the people in LA , oh man that . Yeah , I reached out to my folks , man . That's out .

people in LA , oh man , I reached out to my folks , man that's out there in LA . They said they think somebody started it . They looking for , yeah , they checking cameras .

They said they think someone it's supposed to get like down there negative 50 On the east coast somewhere .

And they listen . They was talking to you . Ain't gonna have no running listen they was talking to .

You ain't going to have no running water , bro .

They was talking to Mandy Moore , the actress and dude . She just said like she just feels numb .

Yeah , man , I can only imagine they burnt the house down .

Yeah , there's a bunch of and then that's what I'm saying . It's in Palisades , man . So there's two of them . There's Palisades Shit . There was like five of them . There's two big ones .

Shit . They had a thing with Steve Guttenberg trying to help the fire department .

Yeah , dude Listen . I'm telling you man my neighbor said his brother he's in the heiress , one Heiress or something like that one that he's in . He said I actually talked to him before I came here , fired like two houses , three houses down , oh , and he said it's pretty much inevitable .

Dude that's .

See you better get a water hose and put it on top of that .

No , that's sad , that's .

Let it run If they got water .

That's sad , if they got water you got a pool , I mean I guess , and then we get a pump .

Get a sump pump .

Hey , I seen a dude Throwing buckets from his pool .

Yeah , man .

I died laughing . I was like man , like that's doing something .

Look at all that footage . That's sad , I'm just saying , just saying .

You get a sump pump and a generator . The house One , two , three , four houses down .

Dude , that house burned down oh yeah , yep that house burned down .

I remember , I threw that sump pump in there .

I remember Sonya calling me and she was like hey , the house a few houses down I was at work , it's on fire . So I remember , when you come home , you know , when you go walk to the mailbox , obviously you can't even tell no more now . But dude , that thing was done . It was all the back . The garage was fine , but the back of it .

That hurts 10,000 buildings like 5,000 homes , something like that .

I remember when we was a kid story time and my uncle house got struck by lightning and that motherfucker caught on fire . We sat and watched that motherfucker burn to the ground . Bro , god damn that man . And that's sad because you know we got volunteer fire department .

Yeah .

So they showed up and they had no water in the truck , oh man .

No , water tap too .

Nothing , huh . What are you going to do ? They had to go down to the creek and fill the damn tank up . They had to go down to the creek and fill the damn tank up .

Damn .

Damn . Yeah , they said . You know what . We might as well let it burn at this point .

You know what I mean . There's like five fires in that area . Yeah , there's five , right , they said there's five .

Yeah , yeah .

But the two big ones , the palisades and then the Eaton Fire .

That's where one of my neighbor's brother is . Yeah , his house Pretty much gone , is it ? I mean , you just see it and they said it's just the perfect storm because of all that wind . So all those embers pushing yeah . And it just goes from roof to roof .

And it's just jumping man .

It's a tree . Bush to bush . They moved the game to Glendale , yeah .

Monday night , oh yeah .

I wonder if we can get tickets .

Yeah , you can , I remember they did that before .

No .

A year ago for the .

Chargers . Somebody said yeah the Chargers .

That one was free . Was that free ?

Some of it it was at ASU . Yeah , exactly , they moved the choice . Yeah , it was free , but no , this one , I think . Speaking of tickets , I think they said it's $160 , $165 . They like to cheat .

I mean that's not bad , but I ain't paying . They having a Super Bowl party at the Cardinal Stadium .

Oh yeah , yeah , it's in the lawn .

Right . It's in the lawn and you know if you got Verizon , they're giving free tickets away .

Oh yeah , I got Verizon .

Yeah , go into . What do you call that Rewards or whatever ?

Yeah .

I'm going to go right now and then claim your tickets , so you can get up to four tickets and you know you still might be able to go in there of those .

One of the questions it said up there and said are you a Verizon customer ? Oh really , I don't have Verizon ? No , but I'm saying I still think , oh , you can still get them . Yeah , you still might be able to get it , Because I mean , worst case , all they're going to do is maybe just try to switch you , or something .

They get away with concerts .

Because I know , because when I went in for it , I looked , check that out Up and coming tickets and stuff .

They got concerts coming up .

See shout out . So now we need sponsorships from Verizon Jordans .

Splash . We want some Jordans .

Splash , splash Moonshine . What else we been ? Sat up here and talked about Cold . Hey , Joe , tell them about your Tubi recommendation man . You know , Sherrod don't like Tubi , you don't like Tubi , I like Tubi .

Dog Tubi is hey you ain't gonna like this . Hey , what is it ? Sugar Mama , it's called Sugar Mama .

Sherrod , too rich for Tubi man . Tubi is for us .

Steve , you gotta watch Sugar Mama . Yeah , it's

I'm like I just sit up here and look like I could have been in this movie .

I sat up here and saw the clip . The dude the dude some Tubi movie . He was in a red suit . They flashed . They came back he was in a blue suit , but it's the same scene . I'm like what's going ?

on hey see that I like that stuff right there , I'm sitting here , man man , you just never watched a B movie , that's right . Oh , I love them , I'm sitting here .

Man man , you just never watched a B movie . That's why , oh , I love them . I love B movies . You ever watching all them black B movies ? Growing up , I've seen all the critters . You're like man the munchies , what do ?

you think , steve , you seen the critters ? Hey , hey , where the munchies ? I've seen all them , motherfuckers . Boy the critters , leprechaun in the Hood oh yeah that's a great one . That's now .

That's hey the blob , oh man , oh the blob . Hey , what about uh ? Attack of the Killer Tomatoes .

I can get through that one .

I saw most of it , but yeah . I was terrified when I saw that movie . I don't know how old I was .

I know I was a little kid . Earth Girls are easy , that one's good .

Wait , what Earth Girls are easy .

It's not a porn , though , actually .

Damn . So now . So , sugar Mama , hey , den of Thieves part two . Yeah , that's out . No , so now so , sugar Mama , hey , den of Thieves , part 2 .

Yeah , that's out next week .

It's out . No , it's out now . Den of Thieves Part 2 . Yeah , it sure did . Hey , did you see it already or no ?

I didn't see it , but I had made plans for it .

Wolfman . Wolfman starts the 17th Wolfman .

Yeah , so out of all these Father son actors , which Son do you think Looks most like the dad ?

So I'm thinking Ice Cube Wayans the .

Wayans , damon Wayans .

Damon , the one , damon Wayans Jr .

Them motherfuckers be twins yeah .

He look just how .

They look back .

Yeah Sounds just like him too .

I'm going , I'm going with the Wayans .

Yeah , that's who I probably would .

Because Q ? Nah , he got the look , but Nah , I'm going with that dude .

He look just like .

Have you seen the show ?

No , I haven't watched it . It's actually pretty good . Yeah , I heard it's all right . I just I ain't going to lie , I don't watch . I tell you , I watch SWAT , abbott Elementary , and then I just look for movies on Netflix , tubi or let's see Abbott Elementary .

Everybody be talking about that . I haven't seen it , it's good .

Abbott Elementary is great .

But I'm going to watch that .

Yeah , abbott Elementary is good man . I just watched a little Christmas episode the principal . She is hilarious , she makes that show . She is hilarious . A ghetto principal . Man for real it's on Queequee Yep professional and hood you like boy . This is hilarious and that's ridiculous . Right there , I know right . Let me see what else is out .

So is Carry On out .

Carry On yeah , that was good . Carry On was good , yeah , carry On .

I want to see that . Watch it , you would like it .

No , that was good .

It's kind of like Die Hard in a way . Yeah , Carry On is good .

They compared it to Die Hard yeah , carry On is good . Compared to Die Hard yeah , y'all , carry On is good . What about Die Hard ? That's a good one . You gotta come on the top of that one .

I watched Don't Move . Very first one . Oh yeah , let me see I thought I watched . Oh , I watched the Ritual . Anybody heard of the Ritual ? I don't know . Obviously they're from like another country . But subtitle or dub , did you watch ?

that one with Heretic yeah . I like that .

That was good , that was crazy .

That was good man , that was good . The Heretic , oh that man , because sometimes it's just movies that you watch and they have you on the edge of your seat . Then you just be mad like man you haven't seen it .

One little girl , one little girl . Little girl , she's cute , is it Heretic ? Both were M Night Shyamalan . No , that's .

Yeah , who .

Who did do Heretic ? I don't know , hugh Grant was in it , hugh , Grant Okay . Yeah , that was .

Oh no he was good .

Yeah man , I ain't seen none of this .

Yeah , it's kind of hard to me To not the naughty . It's kind of hard to me to not the naughty . Heel got me .

Oh , what To what To see ?

your hair tick , yeah . Yeah , now the football season's pretty much over , yeah you can lock in and back to the movies .

Yup , these my seasons . The reality is , I don't really watch basketball until after the break . After All-Star game I can't get in the NBA no .

I can't get in the NBA , though , after the . All-star game . I can't After the All-Star game that's when I started watching it .

I still watch LeBron a little bit , because I watch March Madness . I watch Steph Curry . Oh yeah , I love March Madness . The game has changed too much in basketball . All it is is they're just chunking threes which is cool .

No , that's not it , it's cool . Threes are all the way to the hole . Threes are all the way to the hole . Threes are all the way to the hole they dunking the shit out that month . Yeah , you get a few mid-ranges , anthony .

Edwards had a game-winner the other day .

Oh , when he dunked on Duke , yeah , I saw that Ain't nobody playing defense , that's for sure .

Well , that's because the referees don't let them .

That's almost like football now . Hey , speaking of defense , is Travis Hunter playing offense or defense ?

Both . He don't play defense , he's going to play both . He's going to be like Neon Dion , they ain't going to add him in until later .

I think it depends on what team , he goes to yeah , because right now , what he's projected ? What number two .

Yeah , they said . I think he graded . I think I heard somewhere on one of these sports talk shows . I think .

Who are ?

they going to get he graded higher Really .

Who got the first pick ? Tennessee , right yeah .

They don't need a quarterback .

Tennessee is not going to draft a quarterback .

They might .

Why who ?

do they have ? They got .

Will Levis . Oh , that's right , they might give Will Levis one more year . That's right , they might give Will Levis one more year .

You think Because he's white . You're right , you're right .

No , you 100% right Will .

Levis is a black dude . They have five of them motherfuckers , and we need to get some quarterbacks over this .

Hey , you see what homeboy was saying about the black coaches and the white coaches . I know .

That's sad man .

What about them ?

Who said that ? So that was which one ? Was it the one that my brother sent .

What's his name ? It's their brother .

He has Both coaches are black , dang , but no , they said Okay , so what ?

he said was .

Since what ? The last 10 years yeah cause I don't .

I don't think I have it , cause I would play it . 43 Dude , you have it . If you have it , yeah , oh , here , send it to me , I'll play it .

See , they were saying like the two coaches were playing last night , notre Dame and they both black , right . Well , first of all they started out black and then , as Notre Dame looked like they was going to win , he became Korean and black . Oh , because they had me in the beginning and they goes .

In the national championship game .

But it's funny Because they said you know , it's like when they they were losing , he was black and then , when he started winning , he became Korean .

Franklin is black and white , right ? I think so . I don't know he's got to be , because he's way too high yellow to be all black ?

I don't know .

But they were saying that .

I mean he's the same color as you .

Nah hell nah . All right , look , this is what hold on . This is what hold on this is what dude said .

We're going to go ahead , shout out to man I ain't no light bright Me and Steve . The same Same complexion . No , I might be darker than Steve , no , you ain't .

Steve , you consider yourself dark skin or light skin ?

I'm dark brown . I know I'm dark brown . Nigga , don't get me in the summer , nigga . I turn black , hey , nigga .

I turn black . Hey see , I'm gonna tell y'all this the beautiful thing about me , that's never been a question . I know I'm black , black , dark black .

You look like they left the cornbread in you too exactly that's pretty good , though it'd be sweet when you burn a little bit , right man you know , they say the blacker the berry , the sweeter the juice .

I don't know how sweet the juice is , but I know I'm good and cooked .

This photographer was at my house and she was taking pictures of the girls and Bosco . He was like my name is Bosco . And she was like is he like the Serp ? Because we had the kid they was gonna take pictures , the pictures that's on the wall , right , they took those pictures , right ? Oh , okay , she took those and she was like Bosco .

Yeah , I got some right here .

Bosco .

Yeah .

I never knew that Somebody gave it to me . I mean , I had it for a while , but I mean , I had it for a while , but .

That shit , dark molasses , yeah , yeah .

All right look hold on that shit fucked me up , though I thought I had every syrup on the man Right .

Bosco syrup . I didn't miss out on a Bosco syrup , oh dang .

Black linebacker head coach one and done . We have seen Antonio Pierce , a black head coach , be one and done . So you're starting to hear a lot of the online vitriol saying why in the world is this happening to my black head coaches ? So I had to do a little bit of research . Over the last 10 years , you have 53 white head coaches that have been hired .

I take what it is .

They fired the motherfucker Cause they ain't black .

That was .

Ocho One and done yeah , yeah so that's a yeah well .

He need to stop Ocho , you know you said .

It's the facts , though . You know they got , you know what .

I'm gonna say I don't wanna say nothing , but I ain't gonna say it . They say they was having An orgy up in that bitch .

An orgy up in where Fox goddamn you heard about the lawsuit .

You heard about the lawsuit , yeah .

The chick got a lawsuit against Fox .

What the white girl , the hairstylist girl . No , no , the hairstylist girl , the hairstylist girl . Yeah , she's the hairstylist girl . The hairstylist , the hairstylist . Yeah , she's the hairstylist . Yeah , that's the one they be talking about what ?

Joy Taylor , joy Taylor , yeah , joy Taylor , yeah , said she was hitting them all up . I'm on my way to the top . Ain't going to be stopped , can't be stopped .

Won't be stopped . I like Joy Dang . She's a beautiful young lady . She's a beautiful young lady .

I like her too .

Right yeah .

Shit , that motherfucker got my fantasy all kind of riled up . Let me quit , Damn . I might be in Phoenix one day and run up on her brother and beat the shit out of me .

I used to see her brother all the time too , in Akron . Hey , that's crazy . Fucking , beat my ass .

Don't beat me , don't hate the player , hate the game , hey tell them the game your sister giving it up .

Hey , tell them I'm just a player in the game . Huh Dog . That's crazy .

That's what they said Skip was trying to get on everybody . Right , skip , let me get some .

You get some Skip , so they was all trying to mess with Joy .

Oh , they was Now Skip was at the hairstylist right yeah .

You know , we ain't gonna even do that . That's gossip .

Y'all ain't heard it from me , listen .

But we ain't the one that gossip .

But word on the street , they can't get mad at me . I ain't make the shit up , I ain't in that circle .

Hey Joe is a resident gossip person . I am not in that circle .

How the fuck I know this shit . I'm not in that circle . Now , if I said some shit about one of you motherfuckers , then that'd be different .

Well , there it is .

You know I might have to apologize for some of the shit I might say about y'all .

Joe , you got nine more days of TikTok , which you're going to do it yourself .

TikTok ain't going nowhere . It ain't Somebody going to buy it ? That shit ain't going nowhere . Trump full of shit . That motherfucker going to get rid of TikTok .

I'll tell you what that motherfucker going to get rid of TikTok , just like he going to buy Canada and Greenland . Oh , yeah .

We're going to take Greenland and Canada , change it from Gulf of .

Mexico to Gulf of America .

Well , this is not a political show man . You brought that shit .

All I ask is if you're going to do without TikTok that nigga ain't going to get rid of . No TikTok man , come on , you know what ? I'm going to go jump our TikTok .

I ain't going to get rid of no TikTok Go , I got it , man , come on . Well , you know what I'm going to go jump in the Gulf of America In the Gulf here .

First , that's what I'm going to do . Gulf of .

America , hey bro .

We appreciate y'all . And what the lady said , thanks for listening , hey , as y'all . And what the lady said , thanks for listening , hey , as y'all can hear . She said maybe you can't hear .

We'll take Washington .

That's my wallet , oregon .

Oh yeah .

What the lady from Canada said We'll take Washington , oregon , california . Y'all can have the rest of them . Shit bird states down there .

Shit old states .

But them right there got the most money up in there . Oh yeah , chupi Toe , california got money because they sell all that goddamn weed up there . That's what it is Trying to talk . All that shit . Them over there sell more weed than anybody . From's what it is Trying to talk .

Shit . Yeah , All right , y'all we trying to get off here . I got a game to watch . All right then , Holla Peace .