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"I Got Tased And Pepper Sprayed"

Jul 24, 20231 hr 11 minEp. 146
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Ever found yourself captivated by a Netflix show, or pondering over the mysteries of football AI? Welcome to our latest episode of Nobody's Talking Podcast, where we're not just talking, but diving headfirst into a myriad of fascinating topics. From Netflix's "They Cloned Tyrone " to the curious case of a toilet paper thief, we're tackling it all with our signature blend of humor and perspective. 

Ever faced a double standard in relationships or questioned the social impact of your actions? We're right there with you, exploring these everyday conundrums and more. We're also reminiscing about our beloved childhood TV shows, discussing what makes Hallmark and Lifetime movies unique. But it doesn't stop there; we're also touching on the importance of sound financial strategies and evaluating the effects of weather on our daily activities.

As we venture into the world of streaming services, we examine the new rules Netflix is laying down on account sharing and discuss whether investing in a Fire Stick is worth it. We also can't forget to mention our thoughts on football players and the nostalgic TV shows that shaped us. So brew that cup of joe, kick back, and join us on this vibrant journey down memory lane and current events in our latest episode. You're in for a treat!

Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!

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Cloned Tyrone and Soap Opera Memes

Speaker 1

Yeah , and we're live Five . I just wanted to do that . Feel like I'm producing a TV show . No one know TV shows are coming on because all the actors are on strike . Hey , I tell you this , let's get this out the way right now . They cloned Tyrone . It's on Netflix Watching . They cloned Tyrone . They cloned Tyrone .

Speaker 3

I saw that I didn't see it , but I saw it but you saw it .

Speaker 1

Okay , you're gonna have to watch . I don't even know everything it's about , but I know I'm watching . Welcome to the Nobody's Talking podcast . We got a full house in the building . This is the host with the most Bosco , and now we're sitting next to the Instagram extraordinaire .

Speaker 2

What's up ? This is Sterlo .

Speaker 1

Good evening . Well , we got Sterlo Good evening , Sterlo Good evening .

Speaker 3

And only rodeo baby .

Speaker 1

Uh-oh , rodeo , rodeo Joe .

Speaker 4

Rodeo Joe's in the building .

Speaker 1

And we got one more . Here we go .

Speaker 4

Superman is in the building here we go right here .

Speaker 1

He'll make it that much . Him and Chris , they get all the claps . Oh damn , we all like to look with the regulars , now with the other guys . Yeah , yes , now they truly are the randoms . Him and Chris are the randoms , me , you , sherrod , and Sterlo Christian is a random now .

Speaker 2

But , I don't want to ask questions .

Speaker 3

Have you seen Chris ? Not Chris , but uh , christian .

Speaker 1

Christian . Yeah , no , I did . I talked to him this week , though , or text anyway .

Speaker 3

Put up some smoke signals or something . Dude I don't even know if that could be AI you talking to .

Speaker 1

And that is true . We talked about .

Speaker 3

Then we talked about that last week .

Speaker 1

Let's talk about the AI .

Speaker 3

I don't fucking need a smoke signal or something . I don't believe it . Shout out to Christian , just like that AI , you got playing football with us . That I was winning .

Speaker 1

I told you we went to high school with her , her and her husband .

Speaker 3

I ain't never seen them . Have you seen them ?

Speaker 4

No .

Speaker 3

I ain't never heard of them boys , I've seen them .

Speaker 4

We saw them the first year in Vegas .

Speaker 1

They're very first year . They both came , her and her husband I ain't seen their sister in them , tell you .

Speaker 3

I'm gonna fucking step it wise . She moved . Yeah , that's what they told you , yeah .

Speaker 1

They live in Panama .

Speaker 3

Oh , that's even better . Yeah , they moved to Panama . That's even better there I was in the prayer house .

Speaker 1

I'm not getting rid of them . It's Sterling Big Ray . So now we got listen , we have two players . That's international . Now , oh shit , true . Just say you not be like I'm an international player . No , they really are an international player Her and . Big Ray . So , uh , Asian Angel , they moved to Panama and then Big Ray is in Thailand . Damn , that's crazy .

Anybody else moving anytime soon ?

Speaker 4

When I retire , I'm gonna retire to Thailand . My money would go a lot farther there .

Speaker 1

Hey , that's what they say .

Speaker 4

Yeah .

Speaker 1

No , and that's just chill .

Speaker 3

That's what they say , like a million . Yeah , I'm gonna have a compound like Pacquiao . Never , motherfucking , feed me out guards and shit , right right . Oh man , I ain't boo shit .

Speaker 4

I have it all back in my life .

Speaker 3

All guards and shit . I'd be like the woman king and shit . Kick him up with that ass .

Speaker 1

What you gonna do over there . Yeah , and you wanna ask your question to Steve about his viewership , because you ask them , like you know , what sport you watch now ?

Speaker 3

They ain't shit on . There , ain't no movies on . You don't watch them .

Speaker 4

New shows I watch WNBA , say you don't watch it .

Speaker 3

I haven't watched it Because I can't find a shit Every time I they they they , they , I was a fucked up oh damn Flipping channels . I'm trying to find a . Well , if you go to this channel that says it's on CBS , right , and you go to CBS , you can't find on CBS , oh no , it's CBS sports . So I gotta find CBS sports . Man bro , that shit is hard .

You got the same shit I got .

Speaker 4

You got that fire stick , you can find it .

Speaker 1

You gotta watch track and field .

Speaker 3

That's it Definitely can't find that shit .

Speaker 1

No , that's why I got . I got to keep the direct TV . I just like just because it's already set up on the DVR to record all the 50 million channels that come on MSNBC . Hey , when it come on Peacock , oh , I just sit that one out .

Speaker 3

What is Peacock ? It's NBC . Yeah , is it ?

Speaker 1

It's .

Speaker 3

NBC's streamer .

Speaker 1

Streamer yeah .

Speaker 3

Oh , that's what that is .

Speaker 1

It's too many streaming services , man Now .

Speaker 3

Well , I don't want you to pay it up .

Speaker 1

And see , that's the thing . It's almost like having cable all over again .

Speaker 3

Yeah , they all want you to pay when we know like you had an antenna , you got the shit for free . 499 , 599 .

Speaker 1

Makes sense , man , after so much dawg you , you paying the cable bill .

Speaker 3

You CBS don't shit Right how they ever come on CBS , anyway you paying the cable .

Speaker 1

But then they take all the good stuff .

Speaker 3

One for all my chills at nothing . Oh , what's with it's not all my chills ?

Speaker 1

Days of our lives . Which one ? Victor Newman , victor Newman . Days of our lives . Wait , that's the rest of the world . Wait , no .

Speaker 4

The rest of the world's got Victor Newman . No one used to watch that shit , there we go .

Speaker 3

I was a general hospital guy that was on CBS , right man ?

Speaker 1

I know they flipped it around , yeah .

Speaker 3

One time they used to be like on ABC . Then they flipped like all the ABCs . So I was with the CBS and CBS one with ABC .

Speaker 1

Who remember Luke and Laura on General Hospital ?

Speaker 3

Yes .

Speaker 1

I remember that . Yeah , I remember , I remember .

Speaker 3

Jessie's Girl , jessie's Girl . I remember that Rick Springsteen was on , oh that's right , yeah , he sure was . He was on there and he had that song , Jessie's Girl .

Speaker 1

Yeah , that's crazy .

Speaker 4

Yeah , I remember that that was before my time .

Speaker 1

Even when you know when you went over your grandmother's house . You talk about watching the stories .

Speaker 4

Yeah , I'll be outside . You had to watch the news .

Speaker 1

You had to watch the news .

Speaker 4

You had to watch the baseball game that was on . If the kids you saw was on .

Speaker 1

You had to watch them .

Speaker 4

Then you had to watch her stories . So we was like well , we outside .

Speaker 1

Yeah , I had a bad .

Speaker 3

I had to watch the stories . There was a lot of them on there . I don't know if I could . Went from all my children to the world . Turn to the guiding light , yeah All the way down .

Speaker 4

I mean it was a lot of them .

Speaker 3

That's not we had to watch them all Damn , and then after that you have to watch the damn Longsville show .

Speaker 1

Oh man , Listen . I remember saying Lawrence . Well , I know , Did any of you ever watch he Hall ?

Speaker 3

Yes .

Speaker 1

I remember he hall population 1300 .

Speaker 3

Yeah , Watched .

Speaker 1

Watched he Hall watched .

Speaker 3

And I used to like . I used to like dark shadows . I don't remember that . That's what the vampire . It was a soap opera . Oh , ok , it came on at 330 . The last one of the day .

Speaker 1

Oh yeah , I remember that one . Yeah , hell no . But now , since we talking about soap operas , what y'all think about , I'm sort of got . I'll be messing the chicks name up , is it Carly ? What's her name , carly ?

Speaker 2

Carly Russell .

Speaker 1

Carly Russell . No , joe , not saying it was his fault , but he's the very first person that told me the story . Now she got a bunch of memes about her and all this stuff . So she pretty much well , she's saying or they are saying , they meaning media police or whatever they don't believe her , like it was all fake , right , they can't find no kid .

Speaker 3

Of course you're not gonna find a kid .

Speaker 1

No white woman , no white man with orange hair , I'm like . And then you see that you see they looked at her Google history , right yeah .

Speaker 4

Oh , that's why they had that mean her and do from power Not power , but empire , oh , what , oh , what oh ?

Speaker 1

what ? Oh right , right , right , yeah , they said Jesse what did they say ?

Speaker 4

It was hilarious .

Speaker 1

Yeah , they said Jesse . What Versus ? They said Jesse craw .

Speaker 2

So Jesse , Jesse ran so that Carly could fly .

Speaker 1

Oh my God , I mean . Well , I'm gonna tell you this Me and Sterling was talking about this right before all y'all pulled up , One guy was . She was gone for what ? Two days .

Speaker 4

Yeah , and then she walked in , walked home , yeah .

Speaker 1

Come on now . I honestly want to know what , like ? Where did she go ? That bitch was tripping , that's what I think , but they still look for it all .

Speaker 4

Man please . So she hit , she took toilet paper and other stuff from work , so you know she was going camping . I'm like where she got paper from work .

Speaker 3

Yeah , I had the hell . You supposed to know that . That's what they said . So how do they know that they watched her ?

Speaker 4

They just

Discussion on Various Topics

acted strange . She took toilet paper from work . Yeah , no , they got it .

Speaker 1

Yeah , she got toilet paper from work .

Speaker 4

I suppose it was released in the report .

Speaker 1

Yeah , this is all .

Speaker 4

I saw her . She was acting strange . She took some toilet paper , rolled the toilet paper when she left . She left early today .

Speaker 1

It's a crazy man because you just sitting up here Like I want to believe her , I want to believe her , but I'm like damn , I don't know bro she was .

Speaker 3

It was late time when she stopped damn near . And then they saw her .

Speaker 4

They saw her on the ACAM yeah .

Speaker 1

And they never saw a cat , they never saw a kid , never saw a kid .

Speaker 4

Yeah , this report that bitch was just tripping man .

Speaker 1

I'm telling you , she was on some shrooms .

Speaker 4

Yeah , she was on some shrooms or something .

Speaker 1

Now I'm going to tell you what I think , what you think I think she got picked up by another nigger . Oh yeah , I think she was with another nigger .

Speaker 4

And why I had to be exactly . I couldn't be like any dude why I had to be a nigger ?

Speaker 1

I couldn't no , I just mean a nigger , meaning just like another moped it don't matter if he came from outer space or nothing . I just mean a nigger , like as in just another person .

Speaker 3

Tickle out the planet for two days .

Speaker 1

Planet year to year . Hey , I know Joe don't want to speak bad about his Alabama homie , but I mean we ain't even speaking bad about him , we're just stating the facts . I'm like dude , that's crazy , I mean .

Speaker 4

Yeah , I'm just like .

Speaker 1

I'm telling you , it's so . Social media , social media is fought . You get all this attention . She's a beautiful young lady and then you want to sit up here . Maybe she wanted a little more attention , or Wow .

Speaker 4

Yeah , I don't know .

Speaker 1

One of the tweets or something said I think she wants . She wants a family now . So I don't know . Is that a threat to a young ?

Speaker 3

guy to pick her up .

Speaker 1

Once again , we don't fact check . No , because you know she they talk to her boyfriend . Yeah handsome Do know , would I guess Well hopefully I would break up with her .

Speaker 3

Yeah , not it , they're not right now . I just like breaking up with somebody because you find out they got cancer .

Speaker 2

Man please , oh , you find out through a mental health crisis right now .

Speaker 1

Right , so he's supposed to be right now , so he can't leave it right now .

Speaker 3

You got . At least let it die down a little bit .

Speaker 1

And then break up with her . Yeah .

Speaker 3

Man , you got rules to this shit .

Speaker 1

No , I'm gone , she crazy .

Speaker 4

What about a girl , oh girl , that just divorced dude that was arrested for killing those girls .

Speaker 1

And over there , oh , yeah , yeah , she just the BT . Yeah , exactly , so I guess she's supposed to stay .

Speaker 4

So when she found out that they got arrested , she's like oh hell , no .

Speaker 1

Oh , he got 11 bodies , Joe .

Speaker 3

He knows the double standard .

Speaker 1

He got 11 bodies .

Speaker 3

You see , I mean you do , though it's a double standard . You got 11 bodies .

Speaker 4

You seen that big overlooking dude ? Oh , look at him like man . You already know that nigga Shady Look at him . Yeah Dog that nigga looking like .

Speaker 1

Brother . I think they said he had a house . Huh Brother . Now why do ? He's a , he's a ? I shouldn't know .

Speaker 3

Damn nigga , he's a surgeon .

Speaker 4

No , he's an architect .

Speaker 3

Oh , architect , yeah , well , he's a surgeon for making buildings , and she's just that Joe yes , she fought with the board and they both the way they found those bodies , like under the house or somewhere .

Speaker 1

Some , somewhere , no , I forget Somewhere on the beach , yeah , and burlap bag . They said somewhere , somewhere along the way , the wife helped unknowingly not not help with the killing Right . What the hell was it ?

Speaker 4

She helped DNA .

Speaker 1

She had . Yeah , she helped catch him .

Speaker 3

Big dog . How'd she do that ?

Speaker 1

No , they said it was unknowingly .

Speaker 4

She didn't know she was helping , yeah .

Speaker 3

Yeah , because she can't testify against a husband .

Speaker 1

So , oh , no , they know , no , no , they got him . She won't do .

Speaker 3

Yeah , but she won't do , she don't have to .

Speaker 4

That's why she divorced in his ass . So she can testify that nigga big down , he be going all the time .

Speaker 1

He got all them ladies and stuff and I want my money . She gonna get the money for life . Oh my God , she probably gonna write a book .

Speaker 3

She's got the money . He ain't gonna have no money after this . She's gonna write a book .

Speaker 4

She's gonna write a book , she's gonna take his company .

Speaker 1

Living with a killer , living with a serial killer . That's the number one best seller man . For real , I'm gonna listen to the audio and after that it'll be on Lifetime .

Speaker 4

You know it , it'll be on .

Speaker 3

Lifetime and shit .

Speaker 4

Living with a serial killer 25 years yeah .

Speaker 3

Lifetime is that damn male-hating channel . Right there , boy .

Speaker 1

Hallmark is the , so I guess Hallmark is the more the warmer , the warmer version .

Speaker 3

Man . They flipped the script on the movie channel . That motherfucker had an episode where the man was getting beat up by the way , oh man , and she was beating his ass too . That would never happen .

Speaker 1

Well , that's what I said . And then he , you beat me up , I'm out of here .

Speaker 3

And then he called the police . The police came and beat his ass again . Oh damn . And took him to jail Because she started hitting herself . Oh she beat you OK .

Speaker 2

So when she ain't got , it .

Speaker 3

When he got that , he was like well , I called you and they looked over at her and they just grabbed her .

Speaker 2

I got into a conflict with a female . I didn't hit her at all . She did hit me a couple of times .

Speaker 4

I got tased , though , oh hey is that ever going to happen , darn ?

Speaker 2

This is the first time I've ever got tased .

Speaker 1

Did you fall , did you fall ?

Speaker 3

Wait .

Speaker 1

Did you take it the other one though ?

Speaker 3

Did you take it or you fell ?

Speaker 1

Just let it breathe , man . Let it breathe .

Speaker 3

I want to know , I want to know that you take that motherfucker .

Speaker 1

I'm going to tell you this .

Speaker 2

I've been seeing people slashing them . They got him out three times , but here's the thing , I didn't have no scrapes of bruises . I did fall , though I think I fell in the grass . And they pepper sprayed me at the same time it was a good situation and the thing about the pepper spray part that made it even more insult to the injury .

So it showed on my hand and , for whatever reason , I wanted to scratch my nuts . So you know my nuts . You got fired from next till I got to a shower .

Speaker 4

Crazy .

Speaker 1

My clothes .

Speaker 2

That shit took .

Speaker 1

God listen . Ok , hold on Listen .

Speaker 3

Lord have mercy , sterling , you said three times you are the star of the show dog . I'm telling you this cat-knit man , look , this nigga's saying you took two of them out of the fucking , like go ahead .

Speaker 1

How many times did it take for you to go down ?

Speaker 2

I think on the second I went down . I think the third one they just did just for the fuck of it . I think I was down on the second one .

Speaker 1

When you laying down there like a fish .

Speaker 2

I was kind of still for it . I was in shock . It was just tainted me First off . I thought the nigga was going to shield me . So I'm like so didn't he take it ? I'm like , ok , it's different .

And then so I'm still trying to walk away from it , though , because I was trying to walk away from the police , right them niggas telling me no , no , I'm the fuck with y'all talking about . I'm over here Next thing I know . I'm like what the fuck ?

Speaker 4

Damn . I'm sorry bro .

Speaker 2

And then he run around to the front of me With a little pepper spray .

Speaker 3

Just for GP .

Speaker 2

Now that part I kind of , because you know , in the boot camp they kind of did that shit to us yeah . So I was like whatever . But the taste and shit like that , first of all , I ain't never been tasted before . I'm like this is some bull shit . I think it was laid out , it was like it was .

It took me down and then my fuckers just did it again I think he just wanted to make sure you empty this shit out . Yeah , I was making sure your ass was fighting back .

Speaker 4

Oh my God , you are resisting arrest . I remember the money . I remember the money .

Speaker 2

At the end I was like man Critic resisting .

Speaker 4

This probably could have been avoided . Yeah , they did this shit .

Speaker 2

So I was telling the police like man .

Speaker 3

You know what ? That's my bad man .

Speaker 2

This could have been avoided . And then he come to Sergeant . He , like they always out of water , podge out after the fact yeah , I'm like , I'm like , I'm like what the fuck ? Yeah , yeah .

Speaker 1

Del , how did y'all even I mean if it's , if it's too personal , but how did it even because you said she was hitting you ? You know what they say Once the cops are caught , somebody's going to jail .

Speaker 2

Yeah , that's what they told me , cause when , when they got most of the time , it's the man . She told him that I ain't doing nothing . She's like well , he was like , but Y'all ain't staying , one of y'all got to go and you , just the red sauce gon' be you , because I mean , I got that process and they let me right out .

But yeah , we was arguing I don't even remember what's about some dumb

Violent Altercations and Childhood Memories

shit . And then , I don't know , I did something . I threw her birth control and some shit . I just threw her across the room and something . She started acting all oh , it's my medicine , my medicine , my bitch , whatever , yeah . So then she kept up on me and I did like this , like to tell her the stuff .

I didn't even touch her , but she stepped back and she tripped over some clothes . Bitch tried to say . I pushed her down .

Speaker 4

Oh , wow .

Speaker 2

Gee , mama , the good thing my sister was standing there . So she's like I look at my sister like you see this bullshit right ? You see what I'm like . Ok , I'm going to leave . So I'm leaving out the house . I'm mad as shit . I swung on the window . Big picture went like that one right there . Whole thing shatters Like damn . Then police come .

They want to know why the window shattered . They want to know You're destroying property . I'm like it's my house though . So I got away with that one . I just paid . They fixed it the next day . Yeah , damn , oh , my god . I was sitting on the curb and then I saw these things roll up so I'm like I don't want to walk away . They was like nah .

Speaker 1

That's when they got you , so they were doing little things . Do they stick in you ?

Speaker 2

Yeah , I guess , because you see Tays on TV , you just I'm like what's going on ? But they shoot them shit and I guess they attached to you and then they hit the button , they got them boats come them $50,000 , how many thousands they got coming to you .

Speaker 1

Just lock up dawg .

Speaker 4

I know I lock up I go limp . Shit .

Speaker 2

It's like you get that initial shock and then you feel it . But I know I didn't fall on the first thing that day . I thought that would come again . I was like surrender and I was laid on the ground . At that point I couldn't move , I was locked up and when it came I'm like what the fuck is here bro ?

Speaker 1

Duh man , I don't even know how we got here , I don't even know how this all started , but I know it ended real funny , like good , and it was gracious .

Speaker 4

Man , I ain't never been hit with one of them no , me neither .

Speaker 1

I think I know what it feels like I've been shocked before . Yeah , I remember when we were kids and you would stick your hand goofy shit down in the little light bulb or whatever .

Speaker 4

Yeah , we'd done that One watch this One two three , click , click , clah .

Speaker 2

Yeah , that shit's so hard you can keep clip right . We ain't do nothing to that shit .

Speaker 1

Y'all ain't ever do that .

Speaker 3

No , yeah , we ain't ever do this shit here .

Speaker 1

Go on over there , screw the light bulb and stick your finger in there . Very good on that , joe from the country .

Speaker 2

They have a lot of interesting things .

Speaker 4

Push it down . Yeah , push it down when it clicks , yeah .

Speaker 1

Ugh , that's about to make you a nice little joke .

Speaker 2

That's gonna be like six .

Speaker 1

Man , wake you right up , and that happened to my cousin one time , y'all could have killed it somebody . Hey , I don't know what happened , but her hand stayed attached and it went up her arm and split her lip . Yeah , hey , my cousin Jackie dog Damn All right . Rp to Jackie . Yeah , that's mine Dog nuts dog .

Speaker 4

Yeah , that is nuts . I never see nobody get attached .

Speaker 3

Well , I guess you ground it then .

Speaker 1

We're like , yeah , we were . Obviously we were a little kid , so I don't remember everything , but I just remember like , oh shit , we got to go to Chillsons Hospital .

Speaker 4

You really want to get joded Go ?

Speaker 1

ahead and whip your hand . I think she did . Yeah , dog . Then you were like , oh hell , we're about to get in trouble .

Speaker 3

First of all , we weren't allowed to touch no light to it . I don't think our first house had lights in it .

Speaker 4

That's the first thing .

Speaker 3

Right , right , right , so you got to know who you were talking to , right .

Speaker 4

Because you fuck with my light bulbs .

Speaker 3

First , house we moved in and had lights in it . Yeah , candles .

Speaker 1

Oh hell no .

Speaker 3

You lived in a cabin and had them .

Speaker 1

I'll tell you what we got lights .

Speaker 3

I moved in to that , we moved in to that .

Speaker 1

Remember this nigga never had McDonald's or Domino's until he got into the service . Was it with Domino's until you were ?

Speaker 4

like 18 or 19? . I never had Popeyes so I got into the service , though we had that motherfucker on base . No see yo .

Recalling Southern Food and TV Shows

Speaker 1

See , I don't even remember Popeyes till See , I remember churches . You see , that's what I said .

Speaker 4

We had KFC , we had KFC we had churches , we had churches , yeah .

Speaker 3

And did you all have the ? Churches down there was totally different . They sold these little chicken sandwiches , whatever the fuck it was .

Speaker 1

Are y'all's churches , then no motherfuckers would be .

Speaker 3

Wordy Chicken biscuits . Yeah chicken .

Speaker 2

They call it Popeyes . Growing up where I'm .

Speaker 1

Yeah , no see , we did .

Speaker 2

We didn't have .

Speaker 1

Popeyes and Akron .

Speaker 4

Just like , like I told you , man , rock was small . See , we got a big , they got a .

Speaker 3

Alabama . I mean , they got a McDonald's in the town now , but it's the only McDonald's I know to serve grits , oh hell . So how many people are ?

Speaker 4

South McDonald's right now . They got grits on the menu .

Speaker 1

They got grits . How many people are ? What's the population when ?

Speaker 3

you live . I couldn't even tell you you ain't been back there .

Speaker 1

So if you had to guess like 5,000 or not even , or more than that , not even that .

Speaker 2

What county ?

Speaker 4

would you in ?

Speaker 3

Choptalk , choptalk , choptalk County . No-transcript . That's probably like yeah , I'll say probably like five when did ?

Speaker 1

where did the Bo and Lou do ? Where was they ?

Speaker 3

Little that was Georgia .

Speaker 1

Oh .

Speaker 3

OK , that's all , and that was hazard count . Yeah , yeah , I remember it was hazard count next to making Counting yeah . But it chocolate . They had a chicken so and chocolate , it was a chocolate . They had a chocolate County . Did they On Duke's a hazard ? Oh , ok , I remember like how One of the sheriff's on there . I think that might have been the black one .

The black sheriff's ahead that time .

Speaker 1

Yeah , one . Once they had to , I was like I think they come over and look they , they , they started to complain .

Speaker 3

Can't fuck with Bo and Luke . We got a dog man . I love man . She . My favorite episode when they turned the generally into a four by four A monster trip .

Speaker 1

I know that shit was off the chain .

Speaker 3

I love that . They still motherfucking . Made that jump Right .

Speaker 1

Oh yeah , let's begin . Oh yeah , that's a mess . You up now because you know back then you can't afford it . Now you become an adult and you can afford it , you go .

Ok , here I need something with some , speed Me to get one of the general lead or the put the black lives matter flag , or something You're like yeah , instead of a confederate , we didn't care about nothing , I take the general lead . I want to just hide it . I'm cool , I'm good with it , let's go .

Speaker 3

Hell , I thought it was Alabama flag , but then who knew ? Right , right .

Speaker 1

Yeah right .

Speaker 3

That's the that's the , that's the Southern , that's the Confederate flag .

Speaker 1

And we ain't no , daisy had a little bit of was a little bit Mexican . We ain't know that either . Did you get older , catherine Bach ? Yeah , uh-huh , you know that was one of your favorites . Who's a chips fan ? Who love chips ?

Speaker 4

Oh man , I was just watching that the other day , my mom being chips .

Speaker 1

She's still watching my old show , yeah .

Speaker 3

You got a rifle man . You got a hide walker .

Speaker 4

Oh , definitely walk man . Yeah , she liked this the whole Mom . Have you ever moved ? Did you even move today ? I got up and went to the bathroom twice . Can't even cut it off .

Speaker 3

I know my mom used to be in there talking to the TV She'd get a walker for Chuck Norris a bad man . Yeah , he didn't say Chuck Norris , you call him . Walker , there were things you tell him , man , and she'd be watching another show .

Speaker 1

And then he'll be , on it .

Speaker 3

I bet you that him Walker would have got all of them , Right yeah .

Speaker 1

That's all . I like my mom man .

Speaker 2

She used to sit at the end and watch them all .

Speaker 1

Remember she used to watch those up .

Speaker 4

She called them Walker .

Speaker 1

NC like the NCIS , oh yeah .

Speaker 4

All those shows , yeah Right the victim unit , like how he was just saying .

Speaker 1

I remember she would wake up . I'm back in Ohio visiting her and she would wake up like 6 , 7 in the morning , so about 8 , 9 . She making her little and then , you know , like they little burps might be a couple of A's . That's the first noise you hear in the morning . A couple chicken wings from last night From last night Right .

Speaker 3

That noise would be the first thing you hear . Dung-dung , hey , yeah , so then you sit right there . She turned it off , so she's watching it .

Speaker 1

I'm chilling with her . For a little bit I was like all right , I'm about to go visit my pop , right ? Yeah , I go over to my pop's house . Later in the evening I come back . At the time I was staying at my mom's , so I get back to her house . She be like hey , Are you still watching this ? Still watching , Like he was saying , or like the marathon ?

Speaker 2

Lord know these have crazy .

Speaker 1

Ah , you sitting up there Every day hey you sit down and next thing you know , you like Caught up Three episodes in my pop called and I'm like , hey , Then you say he was coming over . Hold up pop . You only hear a few more days . You ain't hear , You're going over there .

Speaker 3

That's where that TSI was right TSI .

Speaker 1

Yeah , I think that was the show that she watched CSI .

Speaker 3

Special Victims Unit or whatever .

TV Shows and Characters Discussion

That one lady used to make me sick to my start .

Speaker 1

Well , on a .

Speaker 3

CSI , the lady's in charge . One in charge , one in charge . Oh OK , everybody know who's talking about her . She made John sick too . That's hilarious , because she couldn't break no rules . And then let's say apply to her . And she , now she want to break rules . Man , I couldn't stand her ass .

Speaker 2

I'm serious I got another question .

Speaker 1

Didn't they ?

Speaker 3

have too many of them . New Orleans .

Speaker 1

Oh yeah , no , they started to get ridiculous with all this .

Speaker 3

I know they ain't never had no CSI Phoenix , though .

Speaker 4

Try to syndicate the show .

Speaker 1

And they definitely could .

Speaker 3

Phoenix ain't saw the murder in 30 years .

Speaker 1

I remember they just got homeboy . What's the ?

Speaker 4

The highway killer , no Highway shooter .

Speaker 1

And remember the baseline . Remember the baseline too .

Speaker 3

Yeah . I remember that when we got back down to just move here , because he was just playing with them . See , he's still trying to rape people and all those little fish in hand , that motherfucker . You got all this heat and the heat's on you and they looking for you . They got drawings of you and your ass that they're still trying to rape people .

Speaker 1

Yeah , baseline , baseline , baseline raper , baseline raper .

Speaker 4

So whatever Then they had a Remember the bug shots ?

Speaker 1

No , I think see this one happened in the 90s . They found two of the girls over in the canal , back in , obviously , back then .

Speaker 3

They ain't got nobody no no , they got them .

Speaker 1

He's in jail . I know it popped up on the news .

Speaker 3

But hey , yeah , we must not build enough , because CSI and . Csi New Orleans , they called everybody CSI .

Speaker 2

New Orleans . You talking about NCIS .

Speaker 3

Well , that one , whatever yeah .

Speaker 1

And you know he liked to be all super .

Speaker 3

Yeah , you know what I meant .

Speaker 1

Yeah , he want them . People like you . You got to be absolutely correct and you be like we don't watch that stuff . Yeah , we'll say .

Speaker 2

I mean I was going to watch the first year of the CSI .

Speaker 1

Knowing it's on NBC . You know what channel we talking about .

Speaker 2

But you know I was the Navy criminal . I had a friend when I was in the Navy . Ncis had to better get him . He came on the base . He was cool . We was all in gym working out . He came to the gym . He had on his little pink polo jeans . Whatever . He was cool . He thought he was cool .

We leave in the gym to go to the barracks , which is across the way . We can't get over there . There's cars everywhere Surrounded this nigga that went over there with a gun . He was dating this little oompa-loompa girl who worked in the BQ office . He didn't took the bitch hostage . Oh wow , got to stand off . 10 hours .

Speaker 1

Oh , my lord , you know where he at that was where he get big rocks in the little rocks .

Speaker 2

Yeah , got a big chicken dinner and everything . Hey , y'all was all in the service .

Speaker 1

That's a no-no .

Speaker 3

Nah , that was on Navy base . They probably just shot him over there .

Speaker 1

Yeah , I mean I've been to the Luke Air Force base like for work and stuff . Just from my quick visits there while I work I can tell they don't mess around over there at all . You just like man .

Speaker 2

I think the only reason they didn't shoot him because he had the oompa-loompa in there with him .

Speaker 1

I think if she weren't in there , they probably would have let him out , or they knew where she was .

Speaker 2

They could pinpoint it . They'd have let his ass up yeah . Oh , she had the biggest forehead and she was like 4'11" . So she's really going to make you think of an oompa-loompa .

Speaker 1

She was so short . His motherfucking forehead was so large he was starting to start to get us cancer , right .

Speaker 3

Oompa-loompa , what she purple , that was her . He didn't say the L word .

Speaker 1

Yeah , you're like well order .

Speaker 3

He said oompa-loompa .

Speaker 1

Oh good , that's gracious . Don't get mad at him .

Speaker 3

Charlie , get mad at Charlie .

Speaker 1

No A . What's the one little guy ? The one little guy , the one that's one of the most popular ones right now , he's a .

Speaker 3

You hear Game of thrones , yeah him .

Speaker 1

Dog . I guess they're making a Snow White Now . You know how it's called Snow White in seven doors . But it's only one little person now and the rest of the people are regular size , because I guess they . Oh , I forget dude's name Peter Dinklage . Yeah , that dude Him Peter Dinklage . Nick , if you know these niggas' names , you better start saying them dog .

I just said the little cat . He said Game of Thrones .

Speaker 2

Right , that's one thing , click . But I always had to take a point first . You've been lost on jeopardy .

Speaker 1

Hey , I know I'm sitting up here .

Speaker 2

I'm like I'll let them finish his point .

Speaker 1

Sirling . Well , I don't have a point because I don't have it . I'm looking for the dude's name , but yeah him . So now all the little people are mad at him because you took it from being seven jobs to now just having one job Right , because they only got one little person .

Speaker 3

Yeah , because he was .

Speaker 1

But he's a A-lister . He's an A-lister . He was in the last X-Men too . So that's what I'm saying , not the last one , but so far before that , he don't need that money , though the other little people you know they might , they're not going to be mad at him for getting a job , man please , but well , because he spoke up he said he don't want them using .

You know , I guess it's the rotatory . Hey , if you want to come on in and explain yourself because we don't fight chat , we just go from here , say Hundreds of old story .

Speaker 2

They get seven dwarfs .

Speaker 1

No , they don't . Let them be dwarfs .

Speaker 4

They dwarfs , let them be dwarfs . You don't want to be .

Speaker 2

And they don't be any .

Speaker 4

Right , he's trying to change the story . Drop the old one you fill away .

Speaker 1

Hey .

Speaker 4

Drop him and pick up the seven dwarfs .

Speaker 1

Hey , then they were saying that they thought one of the dwarfs should have been the love interest .

Speaker 3

Oh , that ain't surprising there .

Speaker 4

Man , they should make Snow White one of the dwarfs .

Speaker 1

Oh , and they make everybody rake like that you do that .

Speaker 3

Then you just got the Smurfs .

Speaker 4

Make everybody else regular and make Snow White the dwarf .

Speaker 1

Who had a crush on Smurfette , everybody , everybody .

Speaker 4

I was going to say that you know who fucked the shit out , that little blue bitch . Oh my god .

Speaker 1

Hey man .

Speaker 3

These Smurfs .

Speaker 2

Hey , when you watching the show they only give you one girl .

Speaker 3

Wait what happened .

Speaker 2

They say you watch anything and they only give you one girl .

Speaker 4

You're going to be looking at them like whoo , that's all you got Right . Like shit . Just like the Dukes of Hazzan , they only had the one girl .

Speaker 1

No , that is true Dream of Jeannie .

Speaker 4

Jeannie , I'm going to dream of .

Speaker 3

Jeannie , she had her sister , the evil one .

Speaker 4

It was her . It was the evil sister .

Speaker 1

No , you think about Bewitched , bewitched . Bewitched had the evil sister . I dream of Jeannie . Bewitched had the sister . Yeah , you're right . Then she had the cubs and this , no , I think Jeannie did have a sister .

Speaker 2

That was kind of all .

Speaker 1

Kind of like Beth . So .

Speaker 2

Serena , the cousin , and Bewitched . She was just .

Speaker 1

Yeah , hey , yeah , barbara Easton was beautiful , oh man .

Speaker 3

Yeah , she did have a twin sister she tried to take care of the other .

Speaker 4

Yeah .

Speaker 3

Yeah .

Speaker 1

That was my show too . Right there , boy .

Speaker 4

And I was just singing this song this morning . Do , do , do , do , do , do , do , do do .

Speaker 1

Hey , I'm telling you go , do , do , do , do , do do , do , do Cocoa Beach . That's the shit , baby , even wants to look Cocoa Beach up ? Do Beverly Hill Billy's ?

Speaker 3

Oh , she was hot , and this one is a story about a man .

Speaker 2

The monsters are Ellie .

Speaker 3

Ellie , May man listen ? You want to ?

Speaker 4

wrestle . Hell yeah , take your ass out , man .

Speaker 1

Yeah , hell , yeah Been to pull their shirt off .

Speaker 3

Show you what them pigtails for . Yeah .

Speaker 1

Say , you know what , joe , joe , wilde boy , annie , is that what they had them for Joe , what they found ? The handlebars .

Speaker 3

Yeah , annie May had to be one of the best bodies on TV at that juncture . Yeah , yeah , except for Lisa Evans in Big Valley Gonna mind touch her . And Linda Carter , nick , she didn't , and he man , Big Valley , Linda Evans , Not the dynasty .

Speaker 1

Not the 90's seat . I'm trying to find the Big Valley .

Speaker 4

Linda Evans . Yeah , yeah , yeah .

Speaker 3

Shit .

Speaker 4

I was a boy Well .

Speaker 3

Google Linda Evans in Big Valley right there , and you're gonna be like oh , that's love .

Speaker 4

I was in love with Linda Carter . Oh yeah , Linda .

Speaker 1

Evans . Well yeah , everybody . And then when she got to doing her little spin every now and then , I saw her one time out here in North Scottsdale at Target , the one way out in National Hills .

Speaker 4

I went down and kissed her feet . Oh , I love that she's tall .

Speaker 1

Yeah , man , oh , this is a while ago .

Speaker 3

This might have been like Grabbing , kissing around on the lips Damn , he ain't got the invisible plane now .

Speaker 1

Or the last , or true . This problem ain't .

Speaker 3

I don't need that I gave up lying , so I'm good . So what she ?

Speaker 4

like that you gave up lying .

Speaker 1

Tell me what you want to do to me , what you going to tell her .

Speaker 3

What I'm going to tell her is true .

Speaker 1

You know what I ?

Speaker 4

want to do to you . Read my mind . You don't even have to read my mind .

Speaker 3

Read my mind . You don't need that lie so .

Speaker 1

It was just gonna go . It's go time . You know those good shows back then , boy .

Speaker 3

The pool of the naked man on the little wall .

Speaker 2

You know I used to watch the Bionic Woman .

Speaker 1

Oh yeah , she was good for that . Lindsay Wagner .

Speaker 2

Yeah , I was fascinated with the Bionic Woman .

Speaker 4

Yeah , that's it . I don't know the girl man , I ain't never watched that show .

Speaker 1

Is that Linda Evans ? That's Linda Evans , man , Big Valley one . Yeah , yeah , because I remember her and dear I mean . I saw reruns of Big Valley , but I've never heard of it .

Speaker 3

Yeah , that's it .

Speaker 4

But , I was like okay , okay , White girl magic . She got that white girl magic .

Speaker 1

She can get that word WGL .

Speaker 3

That's the girl right there , boy .

Speaker 1

Let me see she can get that voice too , the main character , her mom .

Speaker 2

Back in the day she was bad James Mansfield she was , I think she was in hey , I think she's somebody's mother .

Speaker 1

She was one of them .

Speaker 2

He's topless . That Jane Mansfield . She's the main character in Law and Order , svu's mother . No , no , no .

Speaker 1

I'm saying like I think in real life . No , I'm talking about in real life .

Speaker 2

Jane Mansfield . Oh , yeah , yeah . And the wish of Margaret Taylor . Yeah , yeah , it's her mother .

Speaker 1

Right , right , yeah , because Jane Mansfield was kind of like the one was like comparable , you know , like Marilyn Monroe , like Marilyn Monroe and like the Blonde Bomb Shels , yeah , yeah .

Speaker 2

Her and her brother , I guess , was in the back seat when the character didn't , when they mother died .

Speaker 1

Yeah , oh , yeah , yeah .

Speaker 2

That's crazy .

Speaker 1

What about ?

Speaker 3

I know y'all like .

Speaker 1

Farrah Fawcett Baudere . Oh yeah Baudere . Yeah yeah Baudere . Hey , which one On Three's Company ? Who ? You on Chrissy or Janet ? Chrissy or Janet .

Speaker 2

On Three's Company .

Speaker 1

These companies , or Mrs Roper , you look like , you like Mrs Roper .

Speaker 3

He said , oh yeah , I'm gonna Put it away I was taking on Three's I wouldn't have turned it down that many times .

Speaker 4

Yeah .

Speaker 2

I know what's crazy though . I mean . I know Chrissy , you know that's , you know Blonde , you know so pretty big tits , everything Something about Janet .

Speaker 3

Janet had to been about it , something about Janet , but Janet , yeah , she had booty , I did .

Speaker 1

I did like Chrissy better , but of all of them I liked Terry when Terry ended up . Oh , okay , when Terry ended up coming .

Speaker 3

Ginger Mary .

Speaker 1

Ann , good good , I don't know , I won't wait . Which one is the one that's not so glamorous ?

Speaker 3

That's Mary Ann .

Speaker 1

I want Mary Ann .

Speaker 2

Laverne or Shirley .

Speaker 1

Shirley oh man See , did we go right there , see we might , cheryl ?

Speaker 2

Yeah , I think I like Shirley .

Speaker 1

Yeah , Shirley's just nasty Mark or Mindy , I'm seeing what y'all niggas about to say right now .

Speaker 4

She's stupid .

Speaker 3

Don't be a chewbun . Yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , that dog ain't gonna hunt right there , buddy that was that ?

Speaker 1

Yeah , you know , that was good Damn . Oh , I got one for you . I don't see now , I never mind , mary or Roller .

Speaker 2

This is gonna be fair . Wait who ?

Speaker 3

Mary or Roller , I'll take Mary Tyler more .

Speaker 2

I love Mary .

Speaker 1

Tyler more . Yeah , I like Mary Tyler more . Roller got a little spunk to it .

Speaker 2

but I love Mary Tyler more . I love her from Dick Van Dyke's show , yeah .

Speaker 1

Yeah , I was like then I liked Bob Newhart , boy , did y'all shit . Y'all got them just rolling through my head right now Like , oh man got all the good .

Netflix Subscriptions and Lottery Winnings

Okay , lilly Monster or what was the mom's name on the Addams family .

Speaker 3

Morticia , morticia .

Speaker 1

So Lilly Monster , cause , I ain't gonna lie , I didn't watch Addams family that much . What about ?

Speaker 3

the .

Speaker 1

Lilly Adam , I mean Morticia or Lilly Monster .

Speaker 4

Morticia , morticia .

Speaker 1

Man , I'm going with Lilly .

Speaker 2

Monster man . Yeah , cause you said you didn't watch the Addams family Right .

Speaker 1

Yeah , I'm going with Lilly Monster .

Speaker 2

Hey , remember that what I was little like she beat your ass , man , little like she could get a vibe .

Speaker 1

The monsters one had the cute cousin the cute cousin , yeah , yeah , and all her dates used to get scared off . And she'd be like oh , I wonder why no one likes me .

Speaker 3

No one sticks around , and then , when she leave the room , they tell me how ugly she is .

Speaker 1

Oh , my goodness I know , be like oh , if she looked like us it'd be way better . Hey , dad , now that's hey . Do you know ? Way back then . Hey , for we always get caught up talking to each other . But for anybody look up to them shows . Way back in the day I looked up to monsters one time and you know however many seasons they were on .

You know they were almost on like year round , oh yeah , and if I'm not mistaken there were some shows that came on on , like like Christmas day , christmas Eve , christmas day yeah , you know I like now I ain't got nothing coming on .

They take a break and everything I remember looking at their load , like the dates when they aired and all that Mid season finale . I'm like wait this shit came on on Christmas day . I mean it was probably like a good little , a good little treat . You know , we ain't have much to watch .

Speaker 3

But see now , season is only like eight to 10 episodes . Yeah , some well that's pretty much the norm now Most network shows .

Speaker 1

they still go about 20 something , because I watched SWAT and obviously when it would pop up it was . I wonder how they're going to do it now because it's going to Netflix . Well , for the last season , for the least Netflix .

Speaker 3

Netflix you just got to watch a week to week . Because that's you by the whole year , I think .

Speaker 1

I don't know what Netflix does now , though I just don't know how they're gonna .

Speaker 3

They don't let you share no more .

Speaker 1

Oh yeah , has anybody been affected by that ?

Speaker 3

You know I have on the why you asked that question .

Speaker 2

They ain't even touched me yet . I don't know . I mean , I don't watch it that much .

Speaker 4

Even though I'm on it , I come on my kids , so I don't know . I think it'll probably be affected because it's in Alabama .

Speaker 1

Yo , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , you probably you affected , yeah .

Speaker 3

You ain't watching that , no more .

Speaker 1

Yeah , because I heard people talking about it .

Speaker 3

I was around the corner and they said but it's still shit .

Speaker 2

So what do they do ?

Speaker 3

They tell you , get your own shit .

Speaker 1

Yeah , oh wow .

Speaker 2

It'll pop up on the screen Like it is saying I gotta ask my mom if that's having the hurt , because that shit definitely ain't happening to me . It better fucking not .

Speaker 1

So so what it is yours is , the status is on base .

Speaker 3

So you must be the name , you must be the name , and then you shared your password with everybody else , because they shutting off everybody else .

Speaker 2

Yeah , I'm just saying I think about it because obviously I used to live in Chicago .

Speaker 4

My mom lives in Chicago now but .

Speaker 2

I moved around , but I mean I've always had the same Netflix account for it .

Speaker 1

No , trust me , they know . They know where the home base is Right .

Speaker 3

They can establish home base they go by the , you know , like the IP , so yeah , like you can go visit Chicago and all that , and then they're the work for you when you get there .

Speaker 1

Yeah .

Speaker 3

But then you have to change your home base and then you have to put your traveling , because it's going to ask you if you're traveling .

Speaker 1

Right .

Speaker 3

That's cool .

Speaker 2

I mean , are you traveling ? This is your home base . You about fucking $20 a month . I don't need y'all to not make this this hard for me .

Speaker 1

But it's funny because they did say that their subscriptions did go up though .

Speaker 2

Oh yeah , and they got rid of the low one . Yeah , yeah , they got rid of that $9.99 one Y'all .

Speaker 1

the subscriptions went up .

Speaker 4

So man they trying to man , they trying to take over yeah .

Speaker 2

They better figure it out . See , I thought what they did was if you have somebody else on your thing , you have to pay like an extra $8 or some shit like that . Oh , but I don't know , my mom ain't saying nothing yet , so we don't see .

Speaker 1

And she might not be watching it .

Speaker 2

That's all she watches , oh yeah , oh , there's new Netflix .

Speaker 4

Yeah , I don't want , like I'm like you , I never get to watch it as much Alabama I'm watching tonight , told y'all , when I go to Alabama , that's like the only time I sit there and watch shows .

Speaker 2

Yeah .

Speaker 4

Literally back to back , to back , to back to back , like yeah , shit , that's what .

Speaker 1

I do Just be sitting there like man .

Speaker 4

All right , I'm going to walk it , I'll be back . Get back . Y'all still watching the same shit . Oh man , it's good that I get right back in it .

Speaker 1

And that's why sometimes I do . I'm a marathon .

Speaker 2

I like it if there's a lot of something .

Speaker 1

I do try to avoid that . Now , what I did plan on doing , now I can let the cat out to back . I had planned on watching a whole bunch of shows because I had planned on hitting Powerball , yeah , but since somebody took my money from me and in California , seeing that work is getting in the way of all my Netflix watching that was only one number right .

Speaker 3

One winner , yeah , one winner .

Speaker 4

I would have had me a theater , a home theater . I would have been watching something I would have been I probably would have started watching all Wait , what ?

Speaker 1

No , I thought he said he was setting up like a man . I changed my name .

Speaker 4

Changed my name , all that shit . I would have put some dreads on . Still my own , hey man , hey , we ain't .

Speaker 2

I'm the winner .

Speaker 1

We still got mega millions , though , lucky bowser . We still got mega millions .

Speaker 2

How much is a mega million I'm going to need to go up .

Speaker 1

Yeah , the payout is like $212 for Arizona after taxes . I need to go up . That's your take home , right ?

Speaker 4

there , that's tonight .

Speaker 1

Yes , tonight , $212 million . You going to be too late , nigga .

Speaker 4

It's already 7 o'clock .

Speaker 2

I'm nigga's aint finna win you don't have to Now .

Speaker 3

You might have another week with Arizona , though what's that ? The month of somebody winning here ?

Speaker 4

Yeah , we ain't won in a while .

Speaker 1

No the $2 billion One of the people at one of the stores . They was like you know what ? I think it's a setup because the $2 billion winner was in California . Now this $1 billion winner was in California , both Los Angeles area . Well , one was in Los Angeles , other one was , I guess .

Speaker 4

Yeah man , I'll come Arizona anyway . I just wanted a million dollar ticket . I wouldn't even greedy .

Speaker 1

Hey , somebody just won that too Right here 83rd and Deer Valley , wasn't me .

Speaker 4

It was a couple drawings to go though .

Speaker 1

Yeah , yes , sir , somebody won a million dollars You're like you can't go wrong with that , that would be nice .

Speaker 3

I get me an old school .

Speaker 1

Oh , you know , that's a see .

Speaker 4

listen with a million dollars , that's all I need .

Speaker 1

You can still keep your life Right , and I'm all right .

Speaker 4

And just be cool , I still bring great Gatorade to the fellas when we play basketball all those ads .

Speaker 1

But here's the thing 212 million or 300 million , and oh something different . My mind , my mind .

Speaker 3

Man , I never set foot back in LA fitness .

Speaker 4

You going to mom's side . Oh no , you going to lifetime , you going to lifetime now . Hey , I saw , I will go to lifetime if I had a million .

Speaker 1

Oh .

Speaker 4

I definitely go to lifetime .

Speaker 1

I saw Steve Harvey's little hookup hey , you know me and the dungeon would be like , hey , go ahead and , uh , we move it . Take all this Right , we're going to move it to a nice little location just because you know I'm attached to it . Might go ahead and get it painted , you know , green and gold , like my high school color or something you know that's .

I can't even think that high dawg , I know right . I put I look , man , I was like I'm just basic , I got this , I got this little bank app , right yeah .

Financial Strategies and Weather Concerns

So I put like the 300 something million and was just like , okay , well , $2 million for , like this car . I mean , you're just a million for this , right , $50,000, . I put something like $500 . You $300 million is so much money , dog it like it didn't . I think it didn't even bud . I think it didn't even bud , it went from like 313 or like 308 .

You'd have had everything Right and you didn't already waste it . You still got 318 .

Speaker 3

I was still gonna pay all your bills and you still got . That's just from the taxes .

Speaker 1

Dog man , you know what I'm saying .

Speaker 3

Like , you pay your house off . That's what you call it .

Speaker 4

Right , no , you .

Speaker 3

And all you gotta do is pay taxes .

Speaker 4

So you pay your taxes for the next 10 years Boom , boom , boom , boom , boom , boom , and then you just live off the interest .

Speaker 1

Dog man , Listen , can you know how people say to appear oh , invest man , please ? Yeah , I'm not trying to think about nothing . I don't wanna give nobody the opportunity to even take my money . I mean , you can do little stuff that you know that you're doing now or whatever , but I'm not trusting nobody .

Speaker 3

You are , you know everybody oh from .

Speaker 1

I'm from . I put mine in JP Morgan .

Speaker 3

I'm still put mine in the corn . I was with it . I put mine in the bank that don't charge me for an account .

Speaker 4

That's what I do . I was like man . I put mine where I trust people .

Speaker 1

They put the law right here , USAA . That's what I trust .

Speaker 3

USAA the Navy Federal . That's right . The .

Speaker 4

Navy Federal . I'm like , there we go . I got my two accounts .

Speaker 3

I put it I got 100 million . 100 million . Who gonna give me the best deal ? Yeah ?

Speaker 4

And then they say oh , we gonna charge your interest , oh , I'm gonna lean over this way right . Then this dude gonna say oh , but we gonna give you 10% .

Speaker 3

They don't charge you anyway .

Speaker 4

I know , I'm just saying but I'm just saying I'm gonna make them work between each other . They gonna compete with each other .

Speaker 1

So when you give me a bid , when you got all that money and I might give you my money . When you going up in there with 60 , 75,000, . They don't want to talk to me with that , but now I'm got .

Speaker 4

What can you do for me and my money ?

Speaker 1

60 , 75 million . Yeah , I don't care about your little $60,000 . Get out of here you got 60,000 .

Speaker 4

You see that guy over there . He just bought this whole wing of the bank .

Speaker 1

This is all he is . They just named you after me . Matter of fact , get out , yo . You make them put up a little monument of you . Make sure you got a beater , you know ? Let your pants drop down a little bit , so let's see the top band of your underwear . Oh yeah , that's right .

Speaker 3

I can pitch it now .

Speaker 1

Yeah , you go right there , Joe . After that I did a little .

Speaker 4

Fuck that . I'm gonna be a Greek statue .

Speaker 3

Negative . Fuck they doing that . That's your dress flow . I'm gonna be like damn you from the green mile yeah .

Speaker 2

And you know what we forgot to ask you last week .

Speaker 1

Yes . Wait , you talk about what you cook .

Speaker 3

Well , last week , yeah , I didn't cook anything last week .

Speaker 1

All right , what you make this week . I know you said you made something . You said your kids can't buy .

Speaker 3

Oh no , they wanted pastrami sandwiches .

Speaker 1

Oh , you made them yeah .

Speaker 3

Okay , so I hooked them up . Look at that boy .

Speaker 4

That's Joe man Joe was up ? I'm not sure we can Probably nothing , because it's hot , joe , be a sushi .

Speaker 3

No , I'm a .

Speaker 1

Hey , explain to everybody . We are in Phoenix , arizona . It's hot , didn't motherfucker ?

Speaker 3

So we're gonna explain this weather for y'all .

Speaker 4

It's toasty Right . I don't even be turning the stove on . I was like , fuck , that it's hot . I ain't going out there to grill , it's hot .

Speaker 3

It's toasty . The sun got . Look up , the sun got some glasses on Church fan .

Speaker 1

We still , we went , we still went , we still go to the hill , we still going to Metro Center , still go to the stairs . Yeah , we still cool with all that . It is hot though it's , we've been . I don't really mind the heat too much , so I'm not I mean , see , because I think , because we've worked out in it or whatever , I think that makes a difference .

But I did see elderly lady walking across the parking lot to her car man . I heard her . If it ran in the store like man . I do not want to witness this Just in case when I came back out , the car was gone , so I was like who she made it , because you know , dog , you hey is he yeah , this heat is taking people out .

It's been like 18 , 19 deaths .

Speaker 4

Yeah , and I seen they all been elderly people .

Speaker 1

And that's what I'm saying . They all been

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elderly people .

Speaker 4

I told my mom , she better be careful because she likes to walk in the morning right . So she been getting up five o'clock .

Speaker 1

She's out the door .

Speaker 4

I told her you have to get out the door by five yeah that's a good time , because she woke up late . Hold on , nigga . Let me tell them what story . You know what I'm saying .

Speaker 1

I know it's a good time .

Speaker 4

I know I'm just saying I keep trying to . She trying to talk and you can , that's a good time . That's a good time . I'm just saying she actually woke up late and she got out the door at 6.30 . I told her she had a half hour to be back . It was 7.30 , it was 7.45 . It was 7.55 .

I went outside it's hot as fuck out there so I got in the car and started running around the neighborhood looking for her . I catch her two and a half blocks away . Mom's like she walking slow as fuck , right , I mean barely just walking . She thinks she moving , but she barely moving , mom get in the car .

She's like I'll take a ride , I'll take a ride , get in the car , mom . Do you know how hot it ?

Speaker 1

is God damn right . You're gonna take her ride .

Speaker 4

She got in the car . She's like ooh , you know , the car hadn't even cooled off yet , so it's still hot in the car and I can't do nothing but hot air and I'm like man , I'm sorry , but the car ain't even cooled off yet , because I didn't think you would still be out here at this time . I got her to the right , to the house .

She took a step up and got halfway through her step , passed out , nigger . And if I had been there , nigger , she would have been like flat on the ground , done Dog . She passed out .

Speaker 1

She was like listen Boom Now , for no , that's good .

Speaker 4

Drag her inside , took all her clothes off the label . That's forward thinking .

Speaker 1

Because for us , you know , oh well , I consider myself young , old now , but fairly good shape , so I'm not bothered by it at all . Honestly , I just worked outside in the dungeon yesterday and I mean it was sweating so but I think I did that just because I . I mean I kind of wanted to be in it but I'm not going .

I still think I'm going to like walk around in neighborhood . I don't think . Yeah , I see these people going to death valley .

Speaker 4

Yeah , yeah , that's crazy . That's 134 . All these people talking about , yeah , I hike , and then shit every day , I was like man , y'all fucking crazy . No , I'm not doing that .

Speaker 3

No , I'm cool , they're going to death valley just to height .

Speaker 4

Just to height because Because , it's 134 . Yeah it's 134 is supposed to be the hottest .

Speaker 1

It's taking people out .

Speaker 4

Man , it's taking man , man , dog . I played basketball last weekend , on the weekend before last .

Speaker 1

Okay .

Speaker 4

Before this hundred and 18 . Right , right , it was like 108 . Naked . Why did I get home ? I played two games to 15 , two games , no , I got home and slept for nine hours . I was done .

Speaker 2

Hey , it'll take you out . It's a 122 degrees in death valley right now , See hell to the next , it's a 122 .

Speaker 1

Are they on the same time ? They're on the same time as us , right Right now , 122 .

Speaker 2

I'm not that outside , I'm in .

Speaker 1

Oh no .

Speaker 2

Yeah .

Speaker 4

Yeah , I'm like forget that shit yeah .

Speaker 1

Y'all see y'all playing tomorrow . They are .

Speaker 4

I'm working . I already signed up . I'm cool , I'll just be working . I'm not going out there , it's too hot .

Speaker 1

We have one . They're still at the park .

Speaker 4

Yeah , they still at the park .

Speaker 1

We have 108 right now .

Speaker 4

They try to get there by seven and play to like 10 , 10 , 30 .

Speaker 1

Hey .

Speaker 4

But nope , I'm done .

Speaker 1

Seven o'clock in the evening , 108 degrees .

Speaker 4

He said it's 122 .

Speaker 1

But at least we'll probably win .

Speaker 4

Well , at least the sun is going down like a little bit Right , but it ain't getting no cooler . The niggas still 98 . No , it ain't 98 . It's hotter than that . I know it's hotter than that I'm talking about my leave .

Speaker 1

Yeah , I was going to say , have you been ?

Speaker 3

I went outside at 2 30 in a moment . Have you been doing what you're ?

Speaker 1

doing , you're walking or what ? Yeah , but I can have .

Speaker 4

Hey man .

Speaker 3

Man what ?

Speaker 4

kind of jacuzzi you got .

Speaker 3

Oh , I got a sixth man .

Speaker 4

You got a sixth man . What kind of amp ? 30 amp or 50 amp , 50 . It's 50 . So you got the big wires there .

Speaker 2

Yeah .

Speaker 4

So you had to buy the expensive shit . I was like Nick .

Speaker 2

Yeah , it was up there .

Speaker 1

Yeah , did you hook yours up .

Speaker 4

No , tell me , like 1900 , just to run the wires back there .

Speaker 3

I was like uh , check around , you got Armando .

Speaker 4

Yeah , I called you out , Armando . You charge me a lot of money , but I know it's expensive .

Speaker 1

Shout out to Armando .

Speaker 3

He's going to have to run it . He's going to have to run a whole new set of wires .

Speaker 4

Yeah , that's what he was saying . He going to bring a little box . Had a breaker box , Break a box in and a quick disconnect 1900 .

Speaker 3

But that's state law .

Speaker 4

I was like yeah , I think so . He said if you upgrade , then you already be ready . And I'm just like man , please , I just moved in this house , I ain't trying to upgrade shit . He gave me the cheap wires , yeah , yeah .

Speaker 3

I told him to give you the cheap way , yeah .

Speaker 4

I got another guy coming out to give me another quote , so we'll see .

Speaker 3

I was just like well , I just want to Shit Armando . Armando would take that one out , put you another one in Shit . I think I need to call him . Tell him come check this one out . Nice like that , huh .

Speaker 2

Yeah , he nice man .

Speaker 4

He came up and looked at it hey , this ain't work . Like yeah , it's old man .

Speaker 2

As Carly Russell had been fired from her job . Oh , she got fired and he pissed about suspicious kidnapping stuff .

Speaker 1

Hold up . This turn is off Remix , I don't know . So she got fired . Fuck , being a good demand .

Speaker 4

I saw a kid in San Francisco , you saw .

Speaker 2

I said Carly Russell had been reportedly been fired from her job . Colleagues pissed about suspicious kidnapping .

Speaker 3

What the fuck they got to do .

Speaker 1

Hey look , joe Maddyshill , hey remember .

Speaker 3

Joe .

Speaker 1

Joe was still defending . What was the gun do ? The suburban , the suburban , the suburban basketball player that's from the suburbs but he's super thug , john Moran .

Speaker 3

Yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah yeah but John Moran didn't have no thug gun . That motherfucker had a damn 22 at that , the motherfucker at 22 Derringer had it from his neck , his little dainty his little dainty finger .

Speaker 1

How you going to get blues 80 million ?

Speaker 3

How you going to take 80 million dollars from me for a motherfucker Derringer . Yeah , I mean I can see if he had a oozy of shit somewhere .

Speaker 1

Yeah , no , I mean I did , I mean he didn't , so I did , he did , he did the little smurf looking , had it like this here with the two fingers on it .

Speaker 3

See , it looked like a key chain .

Speaker 1

I thought it was one of his necklace charm or something .

Speaker 3

How the hell you get . You know , america , we're guns , guns , guns .

Speaker 1

No , no , we absolutely are , everybody head of the motherfucking NBA guns guns , guns , don't tread on me .

Speaker 3

And now you going to get rid of this man for having a goddamn key chain .

Speaker 1

Having a two shooter ? That's some bullshit .

Speaker 2

Yeah that's some bullshit , it is . I don't agree with it Shoot somebody in the head next to a fire and then this is second the bullet bounced off their head and hit the wall .

Speaker 4

We found the bullet in the wall .

Speaker 1

It didn't even penetrate their skull or the skin it looked like a lot of blood .

Speaker 3

That's super fishing what you shot him with a.22 to stand with . I got mad at your ass .

Speaker 2

I bit that mosquito , you shot his ass with that.22 .

Speaker 4

That's why he attacked your ass , oh man .

Speaker 3

That's how I'm saying it , he had that , and then when they did the second film , which his boy needed , his ass . Anyway , the film of the month .

Speaker 1

Hey , you know what ? You tell me what they were saying .

Speaker 3

He was live and he wasn't thinking .

Speaker 1

Like his boy was just filming but didn't know that he was going to pull .

Speaker 3

He didn't know he was going to pull it this time . He had a knife .

Speaker 1

It looked like .

Speaker 3

Yeah , but the first time he should have done nothing to him Period . This should be his first offense . You know what I ?

Speaker 4

mean , I hear you man .

Speaker 3

This should be his first fucking offense . How many games he ain't doing getting 25 ?

Speaker 2

35 ? 35? .

Speaker 3

I know he's going to lose a shitload of motherfucking money . You got to hope one of them rookies , don't play like a motherfucker . Find yourself out like the NFL running back . Oh yeah .

Speaker 1

NFL running back .

Speaker 3

NFL . I think they playing this shit all along .

Speaker 2

It used to be such a glamorous position , hey , running back is devalued Eckler . Listen .

Speaker 1

Eckler was just on .

Speaker 4

What's dude name for San Francisco ? Christian McCaffrey McCaffrey . Yeah , oh , they paid him yeah no they paid him , he got his money .

Speaker 1

But listen , here's the thing he's white , hey Eckler . They ain't seen a white running back in 37 years , hey , since the other fucking white to one of these Craig James or a Meryl Hodge .

Speaker 3

I've been 37 fucking years , oh man .

Speaker 4

Oh man , since Moose man , look at Moose half-falling that guy , damn it .

Speaker 3

Christian McCaffrey got paid oh man , moose Johnson , in the world of Hell it was Right right right , and he was a fucking fool back .

Speaker 1

Yeah . Christian McCaffrey out there getting work .

Speaker 3

But you don't want to pay them off . And I think they got it planned all alone Because if you look at the contract the rookie contract three years before you have to prude yourself . They wish you some bullshit like oh you gotta prude yourself before we pay you and you're a rookie .

And they came with that rookie contract because they was paying motherfuckers because they scout sucked and they couldn't tell whether the motherfucker had a heart or not . And they gave them all that money and then the motherfucker took the money and said you know , fuck this shit , I'm going home long and taintly , ain't hurting me .

Speaker 1

Man hell . No , they say Bryce Young at 37 for three years , fully guaranteed .

Speaker 2

That's what he signed contract .

Speaker 3

You know , so you done that often .

Speaker 1

Yeah , that's good .

Speaker 3

So now we got these motherfuckers going to take a guy running in the ground for three years and then get rid of them .

Speaker 4

Get rid of them Like they did Zeke .

Speaker 3

Yeah , you know , zeke first came out as a monster , but then I didn't . You know the only reason he got paid ? Because they didn't foresee Tony Pollock being his best friend . If he would have played one game before Zeke signed the contract , Zeke would have never got to fucking die .

Speaker 1

Yeah , because they said Dalvin Cook . I think he's looking for a new deal and I think what's the one ? Echler , the Echler Is it . Echler is the one for the .

Speaker 4

Chargers .

Speaker 1

They were saying Austin Echler right . Yeah , the third wide out . The third wide out makes more than Austin Echler .

Speaker 3

Oh , that's crazy , man , excuse me , god damn it .

Speaker 1

Hey , this nigga got the hiccups .

Speaker 4

He's not even choking . He didn't choke . That , what the fuck .

Speaker 3

I've been visiting people . We're live . You know how it is when you go visit people . Go visit , come on in have a drink . I can't drink . I'm driving , oh one ain't gonna kill you . Wait , I'll hurt you . You're in the third house , you know how that shit is .

Speaker 1

Let them do that know that one good . I've had , but it was only one drink at five houses , yeah you know , like when the cops stop you , two beers Right .

Speaker 4

Every time . I've never had more than two beers . Never had more than two beers . I don't even drink beer , I just drink it at that time .

Speaker 3

I've never had no more than two beers , two forties .

Speaker 4

I don't drink beer . Two forties , two forties .

Speaker 3

Oh , these shit be fucked up . Y'all but now you maybe forgot what they all out talking about .

Speaker 1

Well , I don't know what they're talking about .

Speaker 2

I can't hear me shit .

Speaker 3

I don't like Uncle Big Band . You ever see , uncle Big Band , what I'm Buzz Bunny . Uncle Big Band , uncle Big Band , that's the name of the fucking wolf man . Okay , man , you didn't know that .

Speaker 4

No , obviously not .

Speaker 3

The wolf , the one that I'm on , huff and puff and blow your house down . His name is Big Band .

Speaker 1

We like to thank everybody . Everybody got go through the already said they clone Tyrone Barbie . Barbie is out . I'm going to see Barbie tomorrow . Yeah , I'm going to .

Speaker 3

I'm going to see Mission Impossible .

Speaker 4

I'm going to see that too .

Speaker 3

That's fantastic .

Speaker 4

I'm going to see both of them .

Speaker 3

Yeah , I still ain't a Tom Cruise . So the soul to the devil . Hey , listen . I watched one of his movies yesterday , the one where he kept going reliving the same day , or whatever the fuck that was that minority report ?

Speaker 4

No no no , he was in the future .

Speaker 3

I don't think I ever saw that . You can't wake him up . Every time he's killing me , he wake up right , wake up and right back and that's how they look , just like he do today . I fucking aze a bit . I try to go . He ain't got a wrinkle , he ain't got no gray hair . He ain't aze a bit . Why don't crack ?

Speaker 4

We don't fact check .

Speaker 1

We don't . But , no , listen . Mission Impossible is great , so I hope so .

Speaker 3

Watch that . I hope they have HD so I can see one crows foot on that . Yeah , watch .

Speaker 1

Watch Mission Impossible . That's a good one . We said bar , I heard that sounds of freedom . Yeah , I know , I think that's a tearjerker about that child trafficking .

Speaker 4

Yeah , I'll tell you what .

Speaker 1

Oh , oppenheimer , oppenheimer , Oppenheimer started to like with the atomic bomb .

Speaker 4

Yeah .

Speaker 1

I think I already said like split that . Adam insidious or whatever we just that's the red door .

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Speaker 3

This should be the final one .

Speaker 1

I hope so . I definitely hope so . But I'm watching that cologne Tyrone tonight . I know for sure you know what I'm gonna watch it too All right . Hopefully I don't fall asleep , Because you know .

Speaker 4

I'm gonna get sleepy now .

Speaker 1

No , that's what I'm saying after seven o'clock no no man , I'm getting tired now .

Speaker 4

I've been up since two .

Speaker 1

Yeah , people gonna be that way home on nothing .

Speaker 4

Man , I don't stay up late , no more .

Speaker 1

I can't hey Joe man .

Speaker 4

You know bro .

Speaker 3

Yeah , you know , you're gonna be at the 7 o'clock Take my blue beauty rest 8 o'clock . I can't even talk right now . You're a old folk out there already on it . You probably get up at two in the morning and cook breakfast and shit . Yeah , yeah , nigga your ass get up and be like damn nigga , you didn't cook all this , Cook breakfast and shit .

That's how you wake up All the dishes , clean and shit and then they eat it's in the microwave .

Speaker 1

Oh , I thought I said well , there we go right there . Thank you for listening to the Nobody's Talking podcast .

Speaker 3

We appreciate it . Yeah , I'm coming out .

Speaker 1

Peace , thank you .

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