¶ Cloned Tyrone and Soap Opera Memes
Yeah , and we're live Five . I just wanted to do that . Feel like I'm producing a TV show . No one know TV shows are coming on because all the actors are on strike . Hey , I tell you this , let's get this out the way right now . They cloned Tyrone . It's on Netflix Watching . They cloned Tyrone . They cloned Tyrone .
I saw that I didn't see it , but I saw it but you saw it .
Okay , you're gonna have to watch . I don't even know everything it's about , but I know I'm watching . Welcome to the Nobody's Talking podcast . We got a full house in the building . This is the host with the most Bosco , and now we're sitting next to the Instagram extraordinaire .
What's up ? This is Sterlo .
Good evening . Well , we got Sterlo Good evening , Sterlo Good evening .
And only rodeo baby .
Uh-oh , rodeo , rodeo Joe .
Rodeo Joe's in the building .
And we got one more . Here we go .
Superman is in the building here we go right here .
He'll make it that much . Him and Chris , they get all the claps . Oh damn , we all like to look with the regulars , now with the other guys . Yeah , yes , now they truly are the randoms . Him and Chris are the randoms , me , you , sherrod , and Sterlo Christian is a random now .
But , I don't want to ask questions .
Have you seen Chris ? Not Chris , but uh , christian .
Christian . Yeah , no , I did . I talked to him this week , though , or text anyway .
Put up some smoke signals or something . Dude I don't even know if that could be AI you talking to .
And that is true . We talked about .
Then we talked about that last week .
Let's talk about the AI .
I don't fucking need a smoke signal or something . I don't believe it . Shout out to Christian , just like that AI , you got playing football with us . That I was winning .
I told you we went to high school with her , her and her husband .
I ain't never seen them . Have you seen them ?
No .
I ain't never heard of them boys , I've seen them .
We saw them the first year in Vegas .
They're very first year . They both came , her and her husband I ain't seen their sister in them , tell you .
I'm gonna fucking step it wise . She moved . Yeah , that's what they told you , yeah .
They live in Panama .
Oh , that's even better . Yeah , they moved to Panama . That's even better there I was in the prayer house .
I'm not getting rid of them . It's Sterling Big Ray . So now we got listen , we have two players . That's international . Now , oh shit , true . Just say you not be like I'm an international player . No , they really are an international player Her and . Big Ray . So , uh , Asian Angel , they moved to Panama and then Big Ray is in Thailand . Damn , that's crazy .
Anybody else moving anytime soon ?
When I retire , I'm gonna retire to Thailand . My money would go a lot farther there .
Hey , that's what they say .
Yeah .
No , and that's just chill .
That's what they say , like a million . Yeah , I'm gonna have a compound like Pacquiao . Never , motherfucking , feed me out guards and shit , right right . Oh man , I ain't boo shit .
I have it all back in my life .
All guards and shit . I'd be like the woman king and shit . Kick him up with that ass .
What you gonna do over there . Yeah , and you wanna ask your question to Steve about his viewership , because you ask them , like you know , what sport you watch now ?
They ain't shit on . There , ain't no movies on . You don't watch them .
New shows I watch WNBA , say you don't watch it .
I haven't watched it Because I can't find a shit Every time I they they they , they , I was a fucked up oh damn Flipping channels . I'm trying to find a . Well , if you go to this channel that says it's on CBS , right , and you go to CBS , you can't find on CBS , oh no , it's CBS sports . So I gotta find CBS sports . Man bro , that shit is hard .
You got the same shit I got .
You got that fire stick , you can find it .
You gotta watch track and field .
That's it Definitely can't find that shit .
No , that's why I got . I got to keep the direct TV . I just like just because it's already set up on the DVR to record all the 50 million channels that come on MSNBC . Hey , when it come on Peacock , oh , I just sit that one out .
What is Peacock ? It's NBC . Yeah , is it ?
It's .
NBC's streamer .
Streamer yeah .
Oh , that's what that is .
It's too many streaming services , man Now .
Well , I don't want you to pay it up .
And see , that's the thing . It's almost like having cable all over again .
Yeah , they all want you to pay when we know like you had an antenna , you got the shit for free . 499 , 599 .
Makes sense , man , after so much dawg you , you paying the cable bill .
You CBS don't shit Right how they ever come on CBS , anyway you paying the cable .
But then they take all the good stuff .
One for all my chills at nothing . Oh , what's with it's not all my chills ?
Days of our lives . Which one ? Victor Newman , victor Newman . Days of our lives . Wait , that's the rest of the world . Wait , no .
The rest of the world's got Victor Newman . No one used to watch that shit , there we go .
I was a general hospital guy that was on CBS , right man ?
I know they flipped it around , yeah .
One time they used to be like on ABC . Then they flipped like all the ABCs . So I was with the CBS and CBS one with ABC .
Who remember Luke and Laura on General Hospital ?
Yes .
I remember that . Yeah , I remember , I remember .
Jessie's Girl , jessie's Girl . I remember that Rick Springsteen was on , oh that's right , yeah , he sure was . He was on there and he had that song , Jessie's Girl .
Yeah , that's crazy .
Yeah , I remember that that was before my time .
Even when you know when you went over your grandmother's house . You talk about watching the stories .
Yeah , I'll be outside . You had to watch the news .
You had to watch the news .
You had to watch the baseball game that was on . If the kids you saw was on .
You had to watch them .
Then you had to watch her stories . So we was like well , we outside .
Yeah , I had a bad .
I had to watch the stories . There was a lot of them on there . I don't know if I could . Went from all my children to the world . Turn to the guiding light , yeah All the way down .
I mean it was a lot of them .
That's not we had to watch them all Damn , and then after that you have to watch the damn Longsville show .
Oh man , Listen . I remember saying Lawrence . Well , I know , Did any of you ever watch he Hall ?
Yes .
I remember he hall population 1300 .
Yeah , Watched .
Watched he Hall watched .
And I used to like . I used to like dark shadows . I don't remember that . That's what the vampire . It was a soap opera . Oh , ok , it came on at 330 . The last one of the day .
Oh yeah , I remember that one . Yeah , hell no . But now , since we talking about soap operas , what y'all think about , I'm sort of got . I'll be messing the chicks name up , is it Carly ? What's her name , carly ?
Carly Russell .
Carly Russell . No , joe , not saying it was his fault , but he's the very first person that told me the story . Now she got a bunch of memes about her and all this stuff . So she pretty much well , she's saying or they are saying , they meaning media police or whatever they don't believe her , like it was all fake , right , they can't find no kid .
Of course you're not gonna find a kid .
No white woman , no white man with orange hair , I'm like . And then you see that you see they looked at her Google history , right yeah .
Oh , that's why they had that mean her and do from power Not power , but empire , oh , what , oh , what oh ?
what ? Oh right , right , right , yeah , they said Jesse what did they say ?
It was hilarious .
Yeah , they said Jesse . What Versus ? They said Jesse craw .
So Jesse , Jesse ran so that Carly could fly .
Oh my God , I mean . Well , I'm gonna tell you this Me and Sterling was talking about this right before all y'all pulled up , One guy was . She was gone for what ? Two days .
Yeah , and then she walked in , walked home , yeah .
Come on now . I honestly want to know what , like ? Where did she go ? That bitch was tripping , that's what I think , but they still look for it all .
Man please . So she hit , she took toilet paper and other stuff from work , so you know she was going camping . I'm like where she got paper from work .
Yeah , I had the hell . You supposed to know that . That's what they said . So how do they know that they watched her ?
They just
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acted strange . She took toilet paper from work . Yeah , no , they got it .
Yeah , she got toilet paper from work .
I suppose it was released in the report .
Yeah , this is all .
I saw her . She was acting strange . She took some toilet paper , rolled the toilet paper when she left . She left early today .
It's a crazy man because you just sitting up here Like I want to believe her , I want to believe her , but I'm like damn , I don't know bro she was .
It was late time when she stopped damn near . And then they saw her .
They saw her on the ACAM yeah .
And they never saw a cat , they never saw a kid , never saw a kid .
Yeah , this report that bitch was just tripping man .
I'm telling you , she was on some shrooms .
Yeah , she was on some shrooms or something .
Now I'm going to tell you what I think , what you think I think she got picked up by another nigger . Oh yeah , I think she was with another nigger .
And why I had to be exactly . I couldn't be like any dude why I had to be a nigger ?
I couldn't no , I just mean a nigger , meaning just like another moped it don't matter if he came from outer space or nothing . I just mean a nigger , like as in just another person .
Tickle out the planet for two days .
Planet year to year . Hey , I know Joe don't want to speak bad about his Alabama homie , but I mean we ain't even speaking bad about him , we're just stating the facts . I'm like dude , that's crazy , I mean .
Yeah , I'm just like .
I'm telling you , it's so . Social media , social media is fought . You get all this attention . She's a beautiful young lady and then you want to sit up here . Maybe she wanted a little more attention , or Wow .
Yeah , I don't know .
One of the tweets or something said I think she wants . She wants a family now . So I don't know . Is that a threat to a young ?
guy to pick her up .
Once again , we don't fact check . No , because you know she they talk to her boyfriend . Yeah handsome Do know , would I guess Well hopefully I would break up with her .
Yeah , not it , they're not right now . I just like breaking up with somebody because you find out they got cancer .
Man please , oh , you find out through a mental health crisis right now .
Right , so he's supposed to be right now , so he can't leave it right now .
You got . At least let it die down a little bit .
And then break up with her . Yeah .
Man , you got rules to this shit .
No , I'm gone , she crazy .
What about a girl , oh girl , that just divorced dude that was arrested for killing those girls .
And over there , oh , yeah , yeah , she just the BT . Yeah , exactly , so I guess she's supposed to stay .
So when she found out that they got arrested , she's like oh hell , no .
Oh , he got 11 bodies , Joe .
He knows the double standard .
He got 11 bodies .
You see , I mean you do , though it's a double standard . You got 11 bodies .
You seen that big overlooking dude ? Oh , look at him like man . You already know that nigga Shady Look at him . Yeah Dog that nigga looking like .
Brother . I think they said he had a house . Huh Brother . Now why do ? He's a , he's a ? I shouldn't know .
Damn nigga , he's a surgeon .
No , he's an architect .
Oh , architect , yeah , well , he's a surgeon for making buildings , and she's just that Joe yes , she fought with the board and they both the way they found those bodies , like under the house or somewhere .
Some , somewhere , no , I forget Somewhere on the beach , yeah , and burlap bag . They said somewhere , somewhere along the way , the wife helped unknowingly not not help with the killing Right . What the hell was it ?
She helped DNA .
She had . Yeah , she helped catch him .
Big dog . How'd she do that ?
No , they said it was unknowingly .
She didn't know she was helping , yeah .
Yeah , because she can't testify against a husband .
So , oh , no , they know , no , no , they got him . She won't do .
Yeah , but she won't do , she don't have to .
That's why she divorced in his ass . So she can testify that nigga big down , he be going all the time .
He got all them ladies and stuff and I want my money . She gonna get the money for life . Oh my God , she probably gonna write a book .
She's got the money . He ain't gonna have no money after this . She's gonna write a book .
She's gonna write a book , she's gonna take his company .
Living with a killer , living with a serial killer . That's the number one best seller man . For real , I'm gonna listen to the audio and after that it'll be on Lifetime .
You know it , it'll be on .
Lifetime and shit .
Living with a serial killer 25 years yeah .
Lifetime is that damn male-hating channel . Right there , boy .
Hallmark is the , so I guess Hallmark is the more the warmer , the warmer version .
Man . They flipped the script on the movie channel . That motherfucker had an episode where the man was getting beat up by the way , oh man , and she was beating his ass too . That would never happen .
Well , that's what I said . And then he , you beat me up , I'm out of here .
And then he called the police . The police came and beat his ass again . Oh damn . And took him to jail Because she started hitting herself . Oh she beat you OK .
So when she ain't got , it .
When he got that , he was like well , I called you and they looked over at her and they just grabbed her .
I got into a conflict with a female . I didn't hit her at all . She did hit me a couple of times .
I got tased , though , oh hey is that ever going to happen , darn ?
This is the first time I've ever got tased .
Did you fall , did you fall ?
Wait .
Did you take it the other one though ?
Did you take it or you fell ?
Just let it breathe , man . Let it breathe .
I want to know , I want to know that you take that motherfucker .
I'm going to tell you this .
I've been seeing people slashing them . They got him out three times , but here's the thing , I didn't have no scrapes of bruises . I did fall , though I think I fell in the grass . And they pepper sprayed me at the same time it was a good situation and the thing about the pepper spray part that made it even more insult to the injury .
So it showed on my hand and , for whatever reason , I wanted to scratch my nuts . So you know my nuts . You got fired from next till I got to a shower .
Crazy .
My clothes .
That shit took .
God listen . Ok , hold on Listen .
Lord have mercy , sterling , you said three times you are the star of the show dog . I'm telling you this cat-knit man , look , this nigga's saying you took two of them out of the fucking , like go ahead .
How many times did it take for you to go down ?
I think on the second I went down . I think the third one they just did just for the fuck of it . I think I was down on the second one .
When you laying down there like a fish .
I was kind of still for it . I was in shock . It was just tainted me First off . I thought the nigga was going to shield me . So I'm like so didn't he take it ? I'm like , ok , it's different .
And then so I'm still trying to walk away from it , though , because I was trying to walk away from the police , right them niggas telling me no , no , I'm the fuck with y'all talking about . I'm over here Next thing I know . I'm like what the fuck ?
Damn . I'm sorry bro .
And then he run around to the front of me With a little pepper spray .
Just for GP .
Now that part I kind of , because you know , in the boot camp they kind of did that shit to us yeah . So I was like whatever . But the taste and shit like that , first of all , I ain't never been tasted before . I'm like this is some bull shit . I think it was laid out , it was like it was .
It took me down and then my fuckers just did it again I think he just wanted to make sure you empty this shit out . Yeah , I was making sure your ass was fighting back .
Oh my God , you are resisting arrest . I remember the money . I remember the money .
At the end I was like man Critic resisting .
This probably could have been avoided . Yeah , they did this shit .
So I was telling the police like man .
You know what ? That's my bad man .
This could have been avoided . And then he come to Sergeant . He , like they always out of water , podge out after the fact yeah , I'm like , I'm like , I'm like what the fuck ? Yeah , yeah .
Del , how did y'all even I mean if it's , if it's too personal , but how did it even because you said she was hitting you ? You know what they say Once the cops are caught , somebody's going to jail .
Yeah , that's what they told me , cause when , when they got most of the time , it's the man . She told him that I ain't doing nothing . She's like well , he was like , but Y'all ain't staying , one of y'all got to go and you , just the red sauce gon' be you , because I mean , I got that process and they let me right out .
But yeah , we was arguing I don't even remember what's about some dumb
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shit . And then , I don't know , I did something . I threw her birth control and some shit . I just threw her across the room and something . She started acting all oh , it's my medicine , my medicine , my bitch , whatever , yeah . So then she kept up on me and I did like this , like to tell her the stuff .
I didn't even touch her , but she stepped back and she tripped over some clothes . Bitch tried to say . I pushed her down .
Oh , wow .
Gee , mama , the good thing my sister was standing there . So she's like I look at my sister like you see this bullshit right ? You see what I'm like . Ok , I'm going to leave . So I'm leaving out the house . I'm mad as shit . I swung on the window . Big picture went like that one right there . Whole thing shatters Like damn . Then police come .
They want to know why the window shattered . They want to know You're destroying property . I'm like it's my house though . So I got away with that one . I just paid . They fixed it the next day . Yeah , damn , oh , my god . I was sitting on the curb and then I saw these things roll up so I'm like I don't want to walk away . They was like nah .
That's when they got you , so they were doing little things . Do they stick in you ?
Yeah , I guess , because you see Tays on TV , you just I'm like what's going on ? But they shoot them shit and I guess they attached to you and then they hit the button , they got them boats come them $50,000 , how many thousands they got coming to you .
Just lock up dawg .
I know I lock up I go limp . Shit .
It's like you get that initial shock and then you feel it . But I know I didn't fall on the first thing that day . I thought that would come again . I was like surrender and I was laid on the ground . At that point I couldn't move , I was locked up and when it came I'm like what the fuck is here bro ?
Duh man , I don't even know how we got here , I don't even know how this all started , but I know it ended real funny , like good , and it was gracious .
Man , I ain't never been hit with one of them no , me neither .
I think I know what it feels like I've been shocked before . Yeah , I remember when we were kids and you would stick your hand goofy shit down in the little light bulb or whatever .
Yeah , we'd done that One watch this One two three , click , click , clah .
Yeah , that shit's so hard you can keep clip right . We ain't do nothing to that shit .
Y'all ain't ever do that .
No , yeah , we ain't ever do this shit here .
Go on over there , screw the light bulb and stick your finger in there . Very good on that , joe from the country .
They have a lot of interesting things .
Push it down . Yeah , push it down when it clicks , yeah .
Ugh , that's about to make you a nice little joke .
That's gonna be like six .
Man , wake you right up , and that happened to my cousin one time , y'all could have killed it somebody . Hey , I don't know what happened , but her hand stayed attached and it went up her arm and split her lip . Yeah , hey , my cousin Jackie dog Damn All right . Rp to Jackie . Yeah , that's mine Dog nuts dog .
Yeah , that is nuts . I never see nobody get attached .
Well , I guess you ground it then .
We're like , yeah , we were . Obviously we were a little kid , so I don't remember everything , but I just remember like , oh shit , we got to go to Chillsons Hospital .
You really want to get joded Go ?
ahead and whip your hand . I think she did . Yeah , dog . Then you were like , oh hell , we're about to get in trouble .
First of all , we weren't allowed to touch no light to it . I don't think our first house had lights in it .
That's the first thing .
Right , right , right , so you got to know who you were talking to , right .
Because you fuck with my light bulbs .
First , house we moved in and had lights in it . Yeah , candles .
Oh hell no .
You lived in a cabin and had them .
I'll tell you what we got lights .
I moved in to that , we moved in to that .
Remember this nigga never had McDonald's or Domino's until he got into the service . Was it with Domino's until you were ?
like 18 or 19? . I never had Popeyes so I got into the service , though we had that motherfucker on base . No see yo .
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See , I don't even remember Popeyes till See , I remember churches . You see , that's what I said .
We had KFC , we had KFC we had churches , we had churches , yeah .
And did you all have the ? Churches down there was totally different . They sold these little chicken sandwiches , whatever the fuck it was .
Are y'all's churches , then no motherfuckers would be .
Wordy Chicken biscuits . Yeah chicken .
They call it Popeyes . Growing up where I'm .
Yeah , no see , we did .
We didn't have .
Popeyes and Akron .
Just like , like I told you , man , rock was small . See , we got a big , they got a .
Alabama . I mean , they got a McDonald's in the town now , but it's the only McDonald's I know to serve grits , oh hell . So how many people are ?
South McDonald's right now . They got grits on the menu .
They got grits . How many people are ? What's the population when ?
you live . I couldn't even tell you you ain't been back there .
So if you had to guess like 5,000 or not even , or more than that , not even that .
What county ?
would you in ?
Choptalk , choptalk , choptalk County . No-transcript . That's probably like yeah , I'll say probably like five when did ?
where did the Bo and Lou do ? Where was they ?
Little that was Georgia .
Oh .
OK , that's all , and that was hazard count . Yeah , yeah , I remember it was hazard count next to making Counting yeah . But it chocolate . They had a chicken so and chocolate , it was a chocolate . They had a chocolate County . Did they On Duke's a hazard ? Oh , ok , I remember like how One of the sheriff's on there . I think that might have been the black one .
The black sheriff's ahead that time .
Yeah , one . Once they had to , I was like I think they come over and look they , they , they started to complain .
Can't fuck with Bo and Luke . We got a dog man . I love man . She . My favorite episode when they turned the generally into a four by four A monster trip .
I know that shit was off the chain .
I love that . They still motherfucking . Made that jump Right .
Oh yeah , let's begin . Oh yeah , that's a mess . You up now because you know back then you can't afford it . Now you become an adult and you can afford it , you go .
Ok , here I need something with some , speed Me to get one of the general lead or the put the black lives matter flag , or something You're like yeah , instead of a confederate , we didn't care about nothing , I take the general lead . I want to just hide it . I'm cool , I'm good with it , let's go .
Hell , I thought it was Alabama flag , but then who knew ? Right , right .
Yeah right .
That's the that's the , that's the Southern , that's the Confederate flag .
And we ain't no , daisy had a little bit of was a little bit Mexican . We ain't know that either . Did you get older , catherine Bach ? Yeah , uh-huh , you know that was one of your favorites . Who's a chips fan ? Who love chips ?
Oh man , I was just watching that the other day , my mom being chips .
She's still watching my old show , yeah .
You got a rifle man . You got a hide walker .
Oh , definitely walk man . Yeah , she liked this the whole Mom . Have you ever moved ? Did you even move today ? I got up and went to the bathroom twice . Can't even cut it off .
I know my mom used to be in there talking to the TV She'd get a walker for Chuck Norris a bad man . Yeah , he didn't say Chuck Norris , you call him . Walker , there were things you tell him , man , and she'd be watching another show .
And then he'll be , on it .
I bet you that him Walker would have got all of them , Right yeah .
That's all . I like my mom man .
She used to sit at the end and watch them all .
Remember she used to watch those up .
She called them Walker .
NC like the NCIS , oh yeah .
All those shows , yeah Right the victim unit , like how he was just saying .
I remember she would wake up . I'm back in Ohio visiting her and she would wake up like 6 , 7 in the morning , so about 8 , 9 . She making her little and then , you know , like they little burps might be a couple of A's . That's the first noise you hear in the morning . A couple chicken wings from last night From last night Right .
That noise would be the first thing you hear . Dung-dung , hey , yeah , so then you sit right there . She turned it off , so she's watching it .
I'm chilling with her . For a little bit I was like all right , I'm about to go visit my pop , right ? Yeah , I go over to my pop's house . Later in the evening I come back . At the time I was staying at my mom's , so I get back to her house . She be like hey , Are you still watching this ? Still watching , Like he was saying , or like the marathon ?
Lord know these have crazy .
Ah , you sitting up there Every day hey you sit down and next thing you know , you like Caught up Three episodes in my pop called and I'm like , hey , Then you say he was coming over . Hold up pop . You only hear a few more days . You ain't hear , You're going over there .
That's where that TSI was right TSI .
Yeah , I think that was the show that she watched CSI .
Special Victims Unit or whatever .
¶ TV Shows and Characters Discussion
That one lady used to make me sick to my start .
Well , on a .
CSI , the lady's in charge . One in charge , one in charge . Oh OK , everybody know who's talking about her . She made John sick too . That's hilarious , because she couldn't break no rules . And then let's say apply to her . And she , now she want to break rules . Man , I couldn't stand her ass .
I'm serious I got another question .
Didn't they ?
have too many of them . New Orleans .
Oh yeah , no , they started to get ridiculous with all this .
I know they ain't never had no CSI Phoenix , though .
Try to syndicate the show .
And they definitely could .
Phoenix ain't saw the murder in 30 years .
I remember they just got homeboy . What's the ?
The highway killer , no Highway shooter .
And remember the baseline . Remember the baseline too .
Yeah . I remember that when we got back down to just move here , because he was just playing with them . See , he's still trying to rape people and all those little fish in hand , that motherfucker . You got all this heat and the heat's on you and they looking for you . They got drawings of you and your ass that they're still trying to rape people .
Yeah , baseline , baseline , baseline raper , baseline raper .
So whatever Then they had a Remember the bug shots ?
No , I think see this one happened in the 90s . They found two of the girls over in the canal , back in , obviously , back then .
They ain't got nobody no no , they got them .
He's in jail . I know it popped up on the news .
But hey , yeah , we must not build enough , because CSI and . Csi New Orleans , they called everybody CSI .
New Orleans . You talking about NCIS .
Well , that one , whatever yeah .
And you know he liked to be all super .
Yeah , you know what I meant .
Yeah , he want them . People like you . You got to be absolutely correct and you be like we don't watch that stuff . Yeah , we'll say .
I mean I was going to watch the first year of the CSI .
Knowing it's on NBC . You know what channel we talking about .
But you know I was the Navy criminal . I had a friend when I was in the Navy . Ncis had to better get him . He came on the base . He was cool . We was all in gym working out . He came to the gym . He had on his little pink polo jeans . Whatever . He was cool . He thought he was cool .
We leave in the gym to go to the barracks , which is across the way . We can't get over there . There's cars everywhere Surrounded this nigga that went over there with a gun . He was dating this little oompa-loompa girl who worked in the BQ office . He didn't took the bitch hostage . Oh wow , got to stand off . 10 hours .
Oh , my lord , you know where he at that was where he get big rocks in the little rocks .
Yeah , got a big chicken dinner and everything . Hey , y'all was all in the service .
That's a no-no .
Nah , that was on Navy base . They probably just shot him over there .
Yeah , I mean I've been to the Luke Air Force base like for work and stuff . Just from my quick visits there while I work I can tell they don't mess around over there at all . You just like man .
I think the only reason they didn't shoot him because he had the oompa-loompa in there with him .
I think if she weren't in there , they probably would have let him out , or they knew where she was .
They could pinpoint it . They'd have let his ass up yeah . Oh , she had the biggest forehead and she was like 4'11" . So she's really going to make you think of an oompa-loompa .
She was so short . His motherfucking forehead was so large he was starting to start to get us cancer , right .
Oompa-loompa , what she purple , that was her . He didn't say the L word .
Yeah , you're like well order .
He said oompa-loompa .
Oh good , that's gracious . Don't get mad at him .
Charlie , get mad at Charlie .
No A . What's the one little guy ? The one little guy , the one that's one of the most popular ones right now , he's a .
You hear Game of thrones , yeah him .
Dog . I guess they're making a Snow White Now . You know how it's called Snow White in seven doors . But it's only one little person now and the rest of the people are regular size , because I guess they . Oh , I forget dude's name Peter Dinklage . Yeah , that dude Him Peter Dinklage . Nick , if you know these niggas' names , you better start saying them dog .
I just said the little cat . He said Game of Thrones .
Right , that's one thing , click . But I always had to take a point first . You've been lost on jeopardy .
Hey , I know I'm sitting up here .
I'm like I'll let them finish his point .
Sirling . Well , I don't have a point because I don't have it . I'm looking for the dude's name , but yeah him . So now all the little people are mad at him because you took it from being seven jobs to now just having one job Right , because they only got one little person .
Yeah , because he was .
But he's a A-lister . He's an A-lister . He was in the last X-Men too . So that's what I'm saying , not the last one , but so far before that , he don't need that money , though the other little people you know they might , they're not going to be mad at him for getting a job , man please , but well , because he spoke up he said he don't want them using .
You know , I guess it's the rotatory . Hey , if you want to come on in and explain yourself because we don't fight chat , we just go from here , say Hundreds of old story .
They get seven dwarfs .
No , they don't . Let them be dwarfs .
They dwarfs , let them be dwarfs . You don't want to be .
And they don't be any .
Right , he's trying to change the story . Drop the old one you fill away .
Hey .
Drop him and pick up the seven dwarfs .
Hey , then they were saying that they thought one of the dwarfs should have been the love interest .
Oh , that ain't surprising there .
Man , they should make Snow White one of the dwarfs .
Oh , and they make everybody rake like that you do that .
Then you just got the Smurfs .
Make everybody else regular and make Snow White the dwarf .
Who had a crush on Smurfette , everybody , everybody .
I was going to say that you know who fucked the shit out , that little blue bitch . Oh my god .
Hey man .
These Smurfs .
Hey , when you watching the show they only give you one girl .
Wait what happened .
They say you watch anything and they only give you one girl .
You're going to be looking at them like whoo , that's all you got Right . Like shit . Just like the Dukes of Hazzan , they only had the one girl .
No , that is true Dream of Jeannie .
Jeannie , I'm going to dream of .
Jeannie , she had her sister , the evil one .
It was her . It was the evil sister .
No , you think about Bewitched , bewitched . Bewitched had the evil sister . I dream of Jeannie . Bewitched had the sister . Yeah , you're right . Then she had the cubs and this , no , I think Jeannie did have a sister .
That was kind of all .
Kind of like Beth . So .
Serena , the cousin , and Bewitched . She was just .
Yeah , hey , yeah , barbara Easton was beautiful , oh man .
Yeah , she did have a twin sister she tried to take care of the other .
Yeah .
Yeah .
That was my show too . Right there , boy .
And I was just singing this song this morning . Do , do , do , do , do , do , do , do do .
Hey , I'm telling you go , do , do , do , do , do do , do , do Cocoa Beach . That's the shit , baby , even wants to look Cocoa Beach up ? Do Beverly Hill Billy's ?
Oh , she was hot , and this one is a story about a man .
The monsters are Ellie .
Ellie , May man listen ? You want to ?
wrestle . Hell yeah , take your ass out , man .
Yeah , hell , yeah Been to pull their shirt off .
Show you what them pigtails for . Yeah .
Say , you know what , joe , joe , wilde boy , annie , is that what they had them for Joe , what they found ? The handlebars .
Yeah , annie May had to be one of the best bodies on TV at that juncture . Yeah , yeah , except for Lisa Evans in Big Valley Gonna mind touch her . And Linda Carter , nick , she didn't , and he man , Big Valley , Linda Evans , Not the dynasty .
Not the 90's seat . I'm trying to find the Big Valley .
Linda Evans . Yeah , yeah , yeah .
Shit .
I was a boy Well .
Google Linda Evans in Big Valley right there , and you're gonna be like oh , that's love .
I was in love with Linda Carter . Oh yeah , Linda .
Evans . Well yeah , everybody . And then when she got to doing her little spin every now and then , I saw her one time out here in North Scottsdale at Target , the one way out in National Hills .
I went down and kissed her feet . Oh , I love that she's tall .
Yeah , man , oh , this is a while ago .
This might have been like Grabbing , kissing around on the lips Damn , he ain't got the invisible plane now .
Or the last , or true . This problem ain't .
I don't need that I gave up lying , so I'm good . So what she ?
like that you gave up lying .
Tell me what you want to do to me , what you going to tell her .
What I'm going to tell her is true .
You know what I ?
want to do to you . Read my mind . You don't even have to read my mind .
Read my mind . You don't need that lie so .
It was just gonna go . It's go time . You know those good shows back then , boy .
The pool of the naked man on the little wall .
You know I used to watch the Bionic Woman .
Oh yeah , she was good for that . Lindsay Wagner .
Yeah , I was fascinated with the Bionic Woman .
Yeah , that's it . I don't know the girl man , I ain't never watched that show .
Is that Linda Evans ? That's Linda Evans , man , Big Valley one . Yeah , yeah , because I remember her and dear I mean . I saw reruns of Big Valley , but I've never heard of it .
Yeah , that's it .
But , I was like okay , okay , White girl magic . She got that white girl magic .
She can get that word WGL .
That's the girl right there , boy .
Let me see she can get that voice too , the main character , her mom .
Back in the day she was bad James Mansfield she was , I think she was in hey , I think she's somebody's mother .
She was one of them .
He's topless . That Jane Mansfield . She's the main character in Law and Order , svu's mother . No , no , no .
I'm saying like I think in real life . No , I'm talking about in real life .
Jane Mansfield . Oh , yeah , yeah . And the wish of Margaret Taylor . Yeah , yeah , it's her mother .
Right , right , yeah , because Jane Mansfield was kind of like the one was like comparable , you know , like Marilyn Monroe , like Marilyn Monroe and like the Blonde Bomb Shels , yeah , yeah .
Her and her brother , I guess , was in the back seat when the character didn't , when they mother died .
Yeah , oh , yeah , yeah .
That's crazy .
What about ?
I know y'all like .
Farrah Fawcett Baudere . Oh yeah Baudere . Yeah yeah Baudere . Hey , which one On Three's Company ? Who ? You on Chrissy or Janet ? Chrissy or Janet .
On Three's Company .
These companies , or Mrs Roper , you look like , you like Mrs Roper .
He said , oh yeah , I'm gonna Put it away I was taking on Three's I wouldn't have turned it down that many times .
Yeah .
I know what's crazy though . I mean . I know Chrissy , you know that's , you know Blonde , you know so pretty big tits , everything Something about Janet .
Janet had to been about it , something about Janet , but Janet , yeah , she had booty , I did .
I did like Chrissy better , but of all of them I liked Terry when Terry ended up . Oh , okay , when Terry ended up coming .
Ginger Mary .
Ann , good good , I don't know , I won't wait . Which one is the one that's not so glamorous ?
That's Mary Ann .
I want Mary Ann .
Laverne or Shirley .
Shirley oh man See , did we go right there , see we might , cheryl ?
Yeah , I think I like Shirley .
Yeah , Shirley's just nasty Mark or Mindy , I'm seeing what y'all niggas about to say right now .
She's stupid .
Don't be a chewbun . Yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , that dog ain't gonna hunt right there , buddy that was that ?
Yeah , you know , that was good Damn . Oh , I got one for you . I don't see now , I never mind , mary or Roller .
This is gonna be fair . Wait who ?
Mary or Roller , I'll take Mary Tyler more .
I love Mary .
Tyler more . Yeah , I like Mary Tyler more . Roller got a little spunk to it .
but I love Mary Tyler more . I love her from Dick Van Dyke's show , yeah .
Yeah , I was like then I liked Bob Newhart , boy , did y'all shit . Y'all got them just rolling through my head right now Like , oh man got all the good .
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Okay , lilly Monster or what was the mom's name on the Addams family .
Morticia , morticia .
So Lilly Monster , cause , I ain't gonna lie , I didn't watch Addams family that much . What about ?
the .
Lilly Adam , I mean Morticia or Lilly Monster .
Morticia , morticia .
Man , I'm going with Lilly .
Monster man . Yeah , cause you said you didn't watch the Addams family Right .
Yeah , I'm going with Lilly Monster .
Hey , remember that what I was little like she beat your ass , man , little like she could get a vibe .
The monsters one had the cute cousin the cute cousin , yeah , yeah , and all her dates used to get scared off . And she'd be like oh , I wonder why no one likes me .
No one sticks around , and then , when she leave the room , they tell me how ugly she is .
Oh , my goodness I know , be like oh , if she looked like us it'd be way better . Hey , dad , now that's hey . Do you know ? Way back then . Hey , for we always get caught up talking to each other . But for anybody look up to them shows . Way back in the day I looked up to monsters one time and you know however many seasons they were on .
You know they were almost on like year round , oh yeah , and if I'm not mistaken there were some shows that came on on , like like Christmas day , christmas Eve , christmas day yeah , you know I like now I ain't got nothing coming on .
They take a break and everything I remember looking at their load , like the dates when they aired and all that Mid season finale . I'm like wait this shit came on on Christmas day . I mean it was probably like a good little , a good little treat . You know , we ain't have much to watch .
But see now , season is only like eight to 10 episodes . Yeah , some well that's pretty much the norm now Most network shows .
they still go about 20 something , because I watched SWAT and obviously when it would pop up it was . I wonder how they're going to do it now because it's going to Netflix . Well , for the last season , for the least Netflix .
Netflix you just got to watch a week to week . Because that's you by the whole year , I think .
I don't know what Netflix does now , though I just don't know how they're gonna .
They don't let you share no more .
Oh yeah , has anybody been affected by that ?
You know I have on the why you asked that question .
They ain't even touched me yet . I don't know . I mean , I don't watch it that much .
Even though I'm on it , I come on my kids , so I don't know . I think it'll probably be affected because it's in Alabama .
Yo , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , you probably you affected , yeah .
You ain't watching that , no more .
Yeah , because I heard people talking about it .
I was around the corner and they said but it's still shit .
So what do they do ?
They tell you , get your own shit .
Yeah , oh wow .
It'll pop up on the screen Like it is saying I gotta ask my mom if that's having the hurt , because that shit definitely ain't happening to me . It better fucking not .
So so what it is yours is , the status is on base .
So you must be the name , you must be the name , and then you shared your password with everybody else , because they shutting off everybody else .
Yeah , I'm just saying I think about it because obviously I used to live in Chicago .
My mom lives in Chicago now but .
I moved around , but I mean I've always had the same Netflix account for it .
No , trust me , they know . They know where the home base is Right .
They can establish home base they go by the , you know , like the IP , so yeah , like you can go visit Chicago and all that , and then they're the work for you when you get there .
Yeah .
But then you have to change your home base and then you have to put your traveling , because it's going to ask you if you're traveling .
Right .
That's cool .
I mean , are you traveling ? This is your home base . You about fucking $20 a month . I don't need y'all to not make this this hard for me .
But it's funny because they did say that their subscriptions did go up though .
Oh yeah , and they got rid of the low one . Yeah , yeah , they got rid of that $9.99 one Y'all .
the subscriptions went up .
So man they trying to man , they trying to take over yeah .
They better figure it out . See , I thought what they did was if you have somebody else on your thing , you have to pay like an extra $8 or some shit like that . Oh , but I don't know , my mom ain't saying nothing yet , so we don't see .
And she might not be watching it .
That's all she watches , oh yeah , oh , there's new Netflix .
Yeah , I don't want , like I'm like you , I never get to watch it as much Alabama I'm watching tonight , told y'all , when I go to Alabama , that's like the only time I sit there and watch shows .
Yeah .
Literally back to back , to back , to back to back , like yeah , shit , that's what .
I do Just be sitting there like man .
All right , I'm going to walk it , I'll be back . Get back . Y'all still watching the same shit . Oh man , it's good that I get right back in it .
And that's why sometimes I do . I'm a marathon .
I like it if there's a lot of something .
I do try to avoid that . Now , what I did plan on doing , now I can let the cat out to back . I had planned on watching a whole bunch of shows because I had planned on hitting Powerball , yeah , but since somebody took my money from me and in California , seeing that work is getting in the way of all my Netflix watching that was only one number right .
One winner , yeah , one winner .
I would have had me a theater , a home theater . I would have been watching something I would have been I probably would have started watching all Wait , what ?
No , I thought he said he was setting up like a man . I changed my name .
Changed my name , all that shit . I would have put some dreads on . Still my own , hey man , hey , we ain't .
I'm the winner .
We still got mega millions , though , lucky bowser . We still got mega millions .
How much is a mega million I'm going to need to go up .
Yeah , the payout is like $212 for Arizona after taxes . I need to go up . That's your take home , right ?
there , that's tonight .
Yes , tonight , $212 million . You going to be too late , nigga .
It's already 7 o'clock .
I'm nigga's aint finna win you don't have to Now .
You might have another week with Arizona , though what's that ? The month of somebody winning here ?
Yeah , we ain't won in a while .
No the $2 billion One of the people at one of the stores . They was like you know what ? I think it's a setup because the $2 billion winner was in California . Now this $1 billion winner was in California , both Los Angeles area . Well , one was in Los Angeles , other one was , I guess .
Yeah man , I'll come Arizona anyway . I just wanted a million dollar ticket . I wouldn't even greedy .
Hey , somebody just won that too Right here 83rd and Deer Valley , wasn't me .
It was a couple drawings to go though .
Yeah , yes , sir , somebody won a million dollars You're like you can't go wrong with that , that would be nice .
I get me an old school .
Oh , you know , that's a see .
listen with a million dollars , that's all I need .
You can still keep your life Right , and I'm all right .
And just be cool , I still bring great Gatorade to the fellas when we play basketball all those ads .
But here's the thing 212 million or 300 million , and oh something different . My mind , my mind .
Man , I never set foot back in LA fitness .
You going to mom's side . Oh no , you going to lifetime , you going to lifetime now . Hey , I saw , I will go to lifetime if I had a million .
Oh .
I definitely go to lifetime .
I saw Steve Harvey's little hookup hey , you know me and the dungeon would be like , hey , go ahead and , uh , we move it . Take all this Right , we're going to move it to a nice little location just because you know I'm attached to it . Might go ahead and get it painted , you know , green and gold , like my high school color or something you know that's .
I can't even think that high dawg , I know right . I put I look , man , I was like I'm just basic , I got this , I got this little bank app , right yeah .
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So I put like the 300 something million and was just like , okay , well , $2 million for , like this car . I mean , you're just a million for this , right , $50,000, . I put something like $500 . You $300 million is so much money , dog it like it didn't . I think it didn't even bud . I think it didn't even bud , it went from like 313 or like 308 .
You'd have had everything Right and you didn't already waste it . You still got 318 .
I was still gonna pay all your bills and you still got . That's just from the taxes .
Dog man , you know what I'm saying .
Like , you pay your house off . That's what you call it .
Right , no , you .
And all you gotta do is pay taxes .
So you pay your taxes for the next 10 years Boom , boom , boom , boom , boom , boom , and then you just live off the interest .
Dog man , Listen , can you know how people say to appear oh , invest man , please ? Yeah , I'm not trying to think about nothing . I don't wanna give nobody the opportunity to even take my money . I mean , you can do little stuff that you know that you're doing now or whatever , but I'm not trusting nobody .
You are , you know everybody oh from .
I'm from . I put mine in JP Morgan .
I'm still put mine in the corn . I was with it . I put mine in the bank that don't charge me for an account .
That's what I do . I was like man . I put mine where I trust people .
They put the law right here , USAA . That's what I trust .
USAA the Navy Federal . That's right . The .
Navy Federal . I'm like , there we go . I got my two accounts .
I put it I got 100 million . 100 million . Who gonna give me the best deal ? Yeah ?
And then they say oh , we gonna charge your interest , oh , I'm gonna lean over this way right . Then this dude gonna say oh , but we gonna give you 10% .
They don't charge you anyway .
I know , I'm just saying but I'm just saying I'm gonna make them work between each other . They gonna compete with each other .
So when you give me a bid , when you got all that money and I might give you my money . When you going up in there with 60 , 75,000, . They don't want to talk to me with that , but now I'm got .
What can you do for me and my money ?
60 , 75 million . Yeah , I don't care about your little $60,000 . Get out of here you got 60,000 .
You see that guy over there . He just bought this whole wing of the bank .
This is all he is . They just named you after me . Matter of fact , get out , yo . You make them put up a little monument of you . Make sure you got a beater , you know ? Let your pants drop down a little bit , so let's see the top band of your underwear . Oh yeah , that's right .
I can pitch it now .
Yeah , you go right there , Joe . After that I did a little .
Fuck that . I'm gonna be a Greek statue .
Negative . Fuck they doing that . That's your dress flow . I'm gonna be like damn you from the green mile yeah .
And you know what we forgot to ask you last week .
Yes . Wait , you talk about what you cook .
Well , last week , yeah , I didn't cook anything last week .
All right , what you make this week . I know you said you made something . You said your kids can't buy .
Oh no , they wanted pastrami sandwiches .
Oh , you made them yeah .
Okay , so I hooked them up . Look at that boy .
That's Joe man Joe was up ? I'm not sure we can Probably nothing , because it's hot , joe , be a sushi .
No , I'm a .
Hey , explain to everybody . We are in Phoenix , arizona . It's hot , didn't motherfucker ?
So we're gonna explain this weather for y'all .
It's toasty Right . I don't even be turning the stove on . I was like , fuck , that it's hot . I ain't going out there to grill , it's hot .
It's toasty . The sun got . Look up , the sun got some glasses on Church fan .
We still , we went , we still went , we still go to the hill , we still going to Metro Center , still go to the stairs . Yeah , we still cool with all that . It is hot though it's , we've been . I don't really mind the heat too much , so I'm not I mean , see , because I think , because we've worked out in it or whatever , I think that makes a difference .
But I did see elderly lady walking across the parking lot to her car man . I heard her . If it ran in the store like man . I do not want to witness this Just in case when I came back out , the car was gone , so I was like who she made it , because you know , dog , you hey is he yeah , this heat is taking people out .
It's been like 18 , 19 deaths .
Yeah , and I seen they all been elderly people .
And that's what I'm saying . They all been
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elderly people .
I told my mom , she better be careful because she likes to walk in the morning right . So she been getting up five o'clock .
She's out the door .
I told her you have to get out the door by five yeah that's a good time , because she woke up late . Hold on , nigga . Let me tell them what story . You know what I'm saying .
I know it's a good time .
I know I'm just saying I keep trying to . She trying to talk and you can , that's a good time . That's a good time . I'm just saying she actually woke up late and she got out the door at 6.30 . I told her she had a half hour to be back . It was 7.30 , it was 7.45 . It was 7.55 .
I went outside it's hot as fuck out there so I got in the car and started running around the neighborhood looking for her . I catch her two and a half blocks away . Mom's like she walking slow as fuck , right , I mean barely just walking . She thinks she moving , but she barely moving , mom get in the car .
She's like I'll take a ride , I'll take a ride , get in the car , mom . Do you know how hot it ?
is God damn right . You're gonna take her ride .
She got in the car . She's like ooh , you know , the car hadn't even cooled off yet , so it's still hot in the car and I can't do nothing but hot air and I'm like man , I'm sorry , but the car ain't even cooled off yet , because I didn't think you would still be out here at this time . I got her to the right , to the house .
She took a step up and got halfway through her step , passed out , nigger . And if I had been there , nigger , she would have been like flat on the ground , done Dog . She passed out .
She was like listen Boom Now , for no , that's good .
Drag her inside , took all her clothes off the label . That's forward thinking .
Because for us , you know , oh well , I consider myself young , old now , but fairly good shape , so I'm not bothered by it at all . Honestly , I just worked outside in the dungeon yesterday and I mean it was sweating so but I think I did that just because I . I mean I kind of wanted to be in it but I'm not going .
I still think I'm going to like walk around in neighborhood . I don't think . Yeah , I see these people going to death valley .
Yeah , yeah , that's crazy . That's 134 . All these people talking about , yeah , I hike , and then shit every day , I was like man , y'all fucking crazy . No , I'm not doing that .
No , I'm cool , they're going to death valley just to height .
Just to height because Because , it's 134 . Yeah it's 134 is supposed to be the hottest .
It's taking people out .
Man , it's taking man , man , dog . I played basketball last weekend , on the weekend before last .
Okay .
Before this hundred and 18 . Right , right , it was like 108 . Naked . Why did I get home ? I played two games to 15 , two games , no , I got home and slept for nine hours . I was done .
Hey , it'll take you out . It's a 122 degrees in death valley right now , See hell to the next , it's a 122 .
Are they on the same time ? They're on the same time as us , right Right now , 122 .
I'm not that outside , I'm in .
Oh no .
Yeah .
Yeah , I'm like forget that shit yeah .
Y'all see y'all playing tomorrow . They are .
I'm working . I already signed up . I'm cool , I'll just be working . I'm not going out there , it's too hot .
We have one . They're still at the park .
Yeah , they still at the park .
We have 108 right now .
They try to get there by seven and play to like 10 , 10 , 30 .
Hey .
But nope , I'm done .
Seven o'clock in the evening , 108 degrees .
He said it's 122 .
But at least we'll probably win .
Well , at least the sun is going down like a little bit Right , but it ain't getting no cooler . The niggas still 98 . No , it ain't 98 . It's hotter than that . I know it's hotter than that I'm talking about my leave .
Yeah , I was going to say , have you been ?
I went outside at 2 30 in a moment . Have you been doing what you're ?
doing , you're walking or what ? Yeah , but I can have .
Hey man .
Man what ?
kind of jacuzzi you got .
Oh , I got a sixth man .
You got a sixth man . What kind of amp ? 30 amp or 50 amp , 50 . It's 50 . So you got the big wires there .
Yeah .
So you had to buy the expensive shit . I was like Nick .
Yeah , it was up there .
Yeah , did you hook yours up .
No , tell me , like 1900 , just to run the wires back there .
I was like uh , check around , you got Armando .
Yeah , I called you out , Armando . You charge me a lot of money , but I know it's expensive .
Shout out to Armando .
He's going to have to run it . He's going to have to run a whole new set of wires .
Yeah , that's what he was saying . He going to bring a little box . Had a breaker box , Break a box in and a quick disconnect 1900 .
But that's state law .
I was like yeah , I think so . He said if you upgrade , then you already be ready . And I'm just like man , please , I just moved in this house , I ain't trying to upgrade shit . He gave me the cheap wires , yeah , yeah .
I told him to give you the cheap way , yeah .
I got another guy coming out to give me another quote , so we'll see .
I was just like well , I just want to Shit Armando . Armando would take that one out , put you another one in Shit . I think I need to call him . Tell him come check this one out . Nice like that , huh .
Yeah , he nice man .
He came up and looked at it hey , this ain't work . Like yeah , it's old man .
As Carly Russell had been fired from her job . Oh , she got fired and he pissed about suspicious kidnapping stuff .
Hold up . This turn is off Remix , I don't know . So she got fired . Fuck , being a good demand .
I saw a kid in San Francisco , you saw .
I said Carly Russell had been reportedly been fired from her job . Colleagues pissed about suspicious kidnapping .
What the fuck they got to do .
Hey look , joe Maddyshill , hey remember .
Joe .
Joe was still defending . What was the gun do ? The suburban , the suburban , the suburban basketball player that's from the suburbs but he's super thug , john Moran .
Yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah yeah but John Moran didn't have no thug gun . That motherfucker had a damn 22 at that , the motherfucker at 22 Derringer had it from his neck , his little dainty his little dainty finger .
How you going to get blues 80 million ?
How you going to take 80 million dollars from me for a motherfucker Derringer . Yeah , I mean I can see if he had a oozy of shit somewhere .
Yeah , no , I mean I did , I mean he didn't , so I did , he did , he did the little smurf looking , had it like this here with the two fingers on it .
See , it looked like a key chain .
I thought it was one of his necklace charm or something .
How the hell you get . You know , america , we're guns , guns , guns .
No , no , we absolutely are , everybody head of the motherfucking NBA guns guns , guns , don't tread on me .
And now you going to get rid of this man for having a goddamn key chain .
Having a two shooter ? That's some bullshit .
Yeah that's some bullshit , it is . I don't agree with it Shoot somebody in the head next to a fire and then this is second the bullet bounced off their head and hit the wall .
We found the bullet in the wall .
It didn't even penetrate their skull or the skin it looked like a lot of blood .
That's super fishing what you shot him with a.22 to stand with . I got mad at your ass .
I bit that mosquito , you shot his ass with that.22 .
That's why he attacked your ass , oh man .
That's how I'm saying it , he had that , and then when they did the second film , which his boy needed , his ass . Anyway , the film of the month .
Hey , you know what ? You tell me what they were saying .
He was live and he wasn't thinking .
Like his boy was just filming but didn't know that he was going to pull .
He didn't know he was going to pull it this time . He had a knife .
It looked like .
Yeah , but the first time he should have done nothing to him Period . This should be his first offense . You know what I ?
mean , I hear you man .
This should be his first fucking offense . How many games he ain't doing getting 25 ?
35 ? 35? .
I know he's going to lose a shitload of motherfucking money . You got to hope one of them rookies , don't play like a motherfucker . Find yourself out like the NFL running back . Oh yeah .
NFL running back .
NFL . I think they playing this shit all along .
It used to be such a glamorous position , hey , running back is devalued Eckler . Listen .
Eckler was just on .
What's dude name for San Francisco ? Christian McCaffrey McCaffrey . Yeah , oh , they paid him yeah no they paid him , he got his money .
But listen , here's the thing he's white , hey Eckler . They ain't seen a white running back in 37 years , hey , since the other fucking white to one of these Craig James or a Meryl Hodge .
I've been 37 fucking years , oh man .
Oh man , since Moose man , look at Moose half-falling that guy , damn it .
Christian McCaffrey got paid oh man , moose Johnson , in the world of Hell it was Right right right , and he was a fucking fool back .
Yeah . Christian McCaffrey out there getting work .
But you don't want to pay them off . And I think they got it planned all alone Because if you look at the contract the rookie contract three years before you have to prude yourself . They wish you some bullshit like oh you gotta prude yourself before we pay you and you're a rookie .
And they came with that rookie contract because they was paying motherfuckers because they scout sucked and they couldn't tell whether the motherfucker had a heart or not . And they gave them all that money and then the motherfucker took the money and said you know , fuck this shit , I'm going home long and taintly , ain't hurting me .
Man hell . No , they say Bryce Young at 37 for three years , fully guaranteed .
That's what he signed contract .
You know , so you done that often .
Yeah , that's good .
So now we got these motherfuckers going to take a guy running in the ground for three years and then get rid of them .
Get rid of them Like they did Zeke .
Yeah , you know , zeke first came out as a monster , but then I didn't . You know the only reason he got paid ? Because they didn't foresee Tony Pollock being his best friend . If he would have played one game before Zeke signed the contract , Zeke would have never got to fucking die .
Yeah , because they said Dalvin Cook . I think he's looking for a new deal and I think what's the one ? Echler , the Echler Is it . Echler is the one for the .
Chargers .
They were saying Austin Echler right . Yeah , the third wide out . The third wide out makes more than Austin Echler .
Oh , that's crazy , man , excuse me , god damn it .
Hey , this nigga got the hiccups .
He's not even choking . He didn't choke . That , what the fuck .
I've been visiting people . We're live . You know how it is when you go visit people . Go visit , come on in have a drink . I can't drink . I'm driving , oh one ain't gonna kill you . Wait , I'll hurt you . You're in the third house , you know how that shit is .
Let them do that know that one good . I've had , but it was only one drink at five houses , yeah you know , like when the cops stop you , two beers Right .
Every time . I've never had more than two beers . Never had more than two beers . I don't even drink beer , I just drink it at that time .
I've never had no more than two beers , two forties .
I don't drink beer . Two forties , two forties .
Oh , these shit be fucked up . Y'all but now you maybe forgot what they all out talking about .
Well , I don't know what they're talking about .
I can't hear me shit .
I don't like Uncle Big Band . You ever see , uncle Big Band , what I'm Buzz Bunny . Uncle Big Band , uncle Big Band , that's the name of the fucking wolf man . Okay , man , you didn't know that .
No , obviously not .
The wolf , the one that I'm on , huff and puff and blow your house down . His name is Big Band .
We like to thank everybody . Everybody got go through the already said they clone Tyrone Barbie . Barbie is out . I'm going to see Barbie tomorrow . Yeah , I'm going to .
I'm going to see Mission Impossible .
I'm going to see that too .
That's fantastic .
I'm going to see both of them .
Yeah , I still ain't a Tom Cruise . So the soul to the devil . Hey , listen . I watched one of his movies yesterday , the one where he kept going reliving the same day , or whatever the fuck that was that minority report ?
No no no , he was in the future .
I don't think I ever saw that . You can't wake him up . Every time he's killing me , he wake up right , wake up and right back and that's how they look , just like he do today . I fucking aze a bit . I try to go . He ain't got a wrinkle , he ain't got no gray hair . He ain't aze a bit . Why don't crack ?
We don't fact check .
We don't . But , no , listen . Mission Impossible is great , so I hope so .
Watch that . I hope they have HD so I can see one crows foot on that . Yeah , watch .
Watch Mission Impossible . That's a good one . We said bar , I heard that sounds of freedom . Yeah , I know , I think that's a tearjerker about that child trafficking .
Yeah , I'll tell you what .
Oh , oppenheimer , oppenheimer , Oppenheimer started to like with the atomic bomb .
Yeah .
I think I already said like split that . Adam insidious or whatever we just that's the red door .
¶ Late-Night Plans and Tiredness
This should be the final one .
I hope so . I definitely hope so . But I'm watching that cologne Tyrone tonight . I know for sure you know what I'm gonna watch it too All right . Hopefully I don't fall asleep , Because you know .
I'm gonna get sleepy now .
No , that's what I'm saying after seven o'clock no no man , I'm getting tired now .
I've been up since two .
Yeah , people gonna be that way home on nothing .
Man , I don't stay up late , no more .
I can't hey Joe man .
You know bro .
Yeah , you know , you're gonna be at the 7 o'clock Take my blue beauty rest 8 o'clock . I can't even talk right now . You're a old folk out there already on it . You probably get up at two in the morning and cook breakfast and shit . Yeah , yeah , nigga your ass get up and be like damn nigga , you didn't cook all this , Cook breakfast and shit .
That's how you wake up All the dishes , clean and shit and then they eat it's in the microwave .
Oh , I thought I said well , there we go right there . Thank you for listening to the Nobody's Talking podcast .
We appreciate it . Yeah , I'm coming out .
Peace , thank you .
