Gym Etiquette and Dating Confessions

Oh , bro , you be doing this so busy .

I'm sneezing already . Damn , as soon as we crack the mic .

Ow .

What's up boys ? Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast . We are here for another week . We got a long time . What would you call it a long time guest , a guest from the past .

A once in a while guest .

Yeah , every now and again .

A once in a while guest .

Here to bless us with her presence . I am your boy , I'm Bosco , and sitting to my left . You know who it is Rod .

To my left Rodeo , rodeo .

Rodeo is the aggressive one . To my left , rosalinda , say it again , we got Telemundo in the house .

Rosalinda .

Oh yeah . Anyway , she made me moist .

Is it the way she rolls her arms ? Yeah .

Rosa Rosa .

What if I say Rosalinda ?

You don't do it for me . Rosa I'm sorry , I'm not saying you're not a handsome man , but you just don't do it for me , just hate to say it .

Anyway , I am drinking Root beer , root beer exactly , and I ain't even saying and he is drinking , that's an energy drink .

That's a Celsius . Is it an energy drink ?

Yeah , kind of that tastes pretty rough there , the Celsius . Not too bad when they say not too bad .

It's bad , it's bad . No , it's actually pretty good , have you had them before yeah yeah . Pretty good is bad . You would have said that they're she-o-some . They're one of the more healthier ones .

I remember we talked about when Red Bull started last week or the week before or whatever , and so that's a competitor like Red Bull , and Monster .

I think this is one of the more healthier ones . This one got pretty good reviews .

Do y'all have a ? Because I don't drink energy drinks ? Supposedly not .

I think't drink energy drinks Supposedly not .

I think everything is excessive if you drink too much .

Yeah .

I might have one .

I've seen one guy has kidney stones and he almost died , he's probably drinking one every day . He was fucking hurting boy . No , that shit hurt . You got to pee it out .

Yeah , I know , but for him to get a kidney stone from that man went to pee and collapsed . Yeah , but if he was getting kidney stones from drinking , and what ?

exactly are kidney stones . It's actually like a stone . It's a stone .

And it just forms in the gut in your kidney .

Man , you have to pee them out , don't you ? Yeah ?

But they're bad if you Well they use a laser to crush them . I think , hey , you know what , but you know what they're bad if you drink it like with an empty stomach .

Oh Well , I ain't never got to worry about that then .

Yeah , you should not be drinking those .

I could drink the mother all day , then that's not making any sense they say the like , she was saying excessive drinking .

I'm sure excessive drinking of anything , yeah , except for water .

Yeah , except for water , even water , they say , even water , they say it has to be a lot .

But they say if you just drink a lot of water , water , it has to be a lot . They say if you just drink a lot , a lot , a lot .

You're basically drowning yourself .

If you're just sitting there drinking gallons of water you're drowning yourself .

Your body can't absorb all that water . You can only absorb so much an hour anyway . You have to let it pass through water . That's what it is . You can only absorb so much an hour anyway .

Right , you have to let it pass through .

Man water . I swear to goodness I could drink some water right now . Now I got to use the bathroom . I swear to God , in about six , seven minutes . Once you hit 40 , that's when it happens , how in the hell To ?

men Once you hit 40, .

You take a sip of something and you be like god damn why I got a piece of it .

I used to be able to hold it .

But then sometimes I be on a road trip and have to use the bathroom , I be like , ah , I be alright . I'm telling you , like if it's like an hour If it's like not a long , long road trip . You don't reach that shit . No more If it's coming for like an hour or two .

I was driving down the freeway last week . I can't remember where I was going , but dude was backed up .

Uh-huh .

He was off to the side of the freeway and he's probably 10 feet outside his car peeing . He wasn't even next to his car . Yeah , he was just .

Well , no , you ain't supposed to , because if anybody see it , they want to see it .

Want to see you peeing , or want to see yeah .

If they see it , they want to see it . Yeah , I mean , if you think about it Like you know , what is he doing ? He peeing , okay , oh yeah , keep it moving , oh yeah , but you would You're trying to be discreet , discreet about ?

it Because really , that's still public indecency . Right , you got to go . You can still go to jail , but what's ?

crazy about it , you ain't going to go to jail .

Just don't do it by no school yard .

Well , what's crazy about it ? There was a tree maybe 20 yards from where he was from , so he could have easily went behind On the other side of the tree .

You know that man walked 20 feet .

I wouldn't have made no damn 20 feet Shit .

I know I ain't gonna make it . It was a trip . I don't even risk a situation like that no more . Nah , nah , if .

I see a bathroom sign . I got to go Shit .

That's what happens when you get 40 . You don't even have to pee , you just be walking by a bathroom like sometime you go to the motherfucker and he ain't got no more dick trill .

Let me go ahead and go .

You hear some little running water , Ah damn it .

I got to use the bathroom . Don't let it come out Is it the same for women .

You can't risk it though .

No , I think we can hold it .

Y'all can hold it .

I I mean , I guess , until you get like super old , older .

Oh , that's when they wear them pull ups yeah man do too ,

we can just whip it out .

Y'all can't whip it out everywhere though , oh you can don't do it by no school yard .

You gotta register if they catch you in public period , you got to register .

A school bus go by you peeing , you be like damn . Let me go down to this police station and register man . I was peeing . A school bus goes past me .

They don't even tell you how you registered .

They just say you registered . Now everybody think you're a pervert Because you had to pee .

Has anybody gotten any ? Like you know how you get letters in the mail and stuff . Oh , I used to get them all the time .

Yeah , over in Litchfield I haven't gotten any . I don't mean neither , and I had all of them on the refrigerator , like three or four of them in the neighborhood .

And then , well , you probably would too , especially having little kids at the time .

Yeah , I had little girls too . Yeah , all in the refrigerator ?

Yeah , how was it ?

They sent them to your house .

Yeah .

I don't know if they do it as much now , because I mean , you know , I guess fucking deviant behavior is acceptable now . They don't send them as much as they used to .

I think in my old house I got one .

Because I know the number of perverts ain't decreased .

Oh no , hell . No , they probably just stay in the house now . Not decreased at all , because you got the internet . And then you know there'll be a staying in the house now , and not decreased at all Because you got the internet . And then you know there'd be a few in the gym .

Oh yeah , they didn't have to kick a few people out ? Why have you seen someone get kicked out ?

Why no ? But I do know of somebody that got kicked out . He was stalking Damn , he was stalking . And I'm sitting up here like man . This dude is like some , like he would . I mean you would see him go talk to a chick and it's just .

okay let me ask . Ask Rosalinda a question . So you're an average looking woman am I so at the gym , can you tell when dudes are checking you out , looking at you , following you ?

not really , but there was one dude no , he got kicked out .

No , he got kicked out , yeah , but he was so obvious , Like not just Dude , I told y'all it was a dude at your table .

You've seen he was at LA Fitness . Really I didn't want to put him out there , but he was at LAF . Yeah , edit that . But you can't . He was at LAF , edit that .

I don't notice that Because I'm so focused On my routine I don't look around . But that dude , it was just so obvious .

Really . Yeah , he was annoying , since we're on the the gym when it's become Cool For the guys To wear them Little bit of shorts , dog , you mean the like which ones ?

The .

European ones .

Whatever you know , like they had , oh Cause they got the hoochie daddy . Hey , wait , hold on Real quick too we gonna get to his . But I just wanna throw out here so we can talk about this after . Shout out to Johnny's house . I was listening to him A couple days ago and I guess it's supposed to be A Johnny's house .

Just like the men rumpers , I'm not wearing .

Listen , you wearing a Speedo ? No , no , me neither . It's just uncomfortable . I'm not wearing . I'm not wearing .

Remember they tried that shit with the rumper ? Yes , they had the man rumper .

Yeah , the little jumpsuit , women wear it . You know what a rumper is who the hell gonna wear a rumper A man .

Warriors . Are you fucking serious ? No , but I've been noticing a lot in the gym . I call them catch me , fuck me shorts . Okay so .

Is there a difference .

So they got the hoochie daddy shorts right .

Now which one are the hoochie daddy shorts ?

So they cut off about halfway through your thigh and then they got the shorter shorts in there .

Man , they got the bead in the middle and all kinds of shit .

That's just ridiculous .

They might as well put on a pair of pink panties .

Yeah , I'm not in though .

I'm just saying , I just been , I'm like man . Why in the hell are they wearing that shit ?

Y'all got big legs or whatever .

I don't care how big your legs are . There's no reason to wear that .

You ain't going to rock it , joe no .

I'm not going to it doesn't look attractive . So what is ? But she knows what I'm talking about . So what would be ?

considered , like as far as length of shorts , that you would want to see a guy in .

A guy . Yeah , just probably Regular shorts Three inch Above the knee Above the knee , yeah , so basketball shorts too long .

Basketball Three shorts too long , three inches above the knee . So if you're working out , but if you squat , you don't really want to squat in basketball shorts , because they can get above the knee .

That's three inches above the knee of the tennis skirt . No , it's a what A tennis skirt Like the shortest .

No , the three inches . So what if the shorts are like ? The length is like Above the ?

knee . You said three inches above the knee , that's three fingers . You said three inches above the knee , that's three fingers .

Okay , my fingers are tiny , that ain't no damn three inches .

Isn't it an inch a ?

finger . No , a finger inch is like that .

It is like that you got big fingers .

I know , but that's a finger inch , that's right here .

Yeah , that's about an inch . That's a finger inch , so like your thumb , from the thumb knuckle to the end of your thumb Knuckle to the Just a little bit up off your knee .

Okay , then , thank you . Yeah , Because them guys be wearing them shorts , man , and I'm like this is fucked up .

Yeah , it's just in . Look attractive . You know what I mean ? Yeah , it looks .

No , I know exactly what you're saying . I see them in the gym . I sit up there and look at them . Like you's up , I'm sitting there thinking .

I'm thinking like I said this is the kind of shit you should be mad about , not the transgender thing .

This is the shit you should be mad about , right now . Wear that shit to the gym .

Like , who told you that them shorts were attractive ? Okay , we know you have nice legs , you might want to show them off . No , I want to show them off . No .

But I don't think they're even comfortable for you guys .

Sexy legs is for a woman .

Yeah , yeah , I agree .

And then I was seeing guys doing squats . It's not even , it doesn't even look comfortable , because they're short . And then you go down and it's more .

Shorter , yes , and then for some reason they're always chewing gum . Use up . You know the one that's chewing gum and lifting .

I'm like , oh God , damn . Or the cat is always throwing the bar against the ground . I'm like dude In front of the mirror . It's only 25 pounds on each side . Man , that's so annoying . Stop making so much noise .

Making all that noise ?

I don't make any noise , it's just you know your basic .

Yeah , yeah , Like you know , if you're trying , you can hear my mom across the gym and shit and you walk over there like tens on that move .

You can hit them all across

Hey Talk , listen , what the hell you know how you sit up here .

You know at the gym and cats . You know it's like three dudes on a bench , right . You know they sitting up there , they getting it in , listen . You lift what you want to lift , I could care less . You know they sitting up there , they getting it in , listen . You lift what you want to lift , I could care less . You do you .

I saw that this morning .

Hey , that's crazy , this chick was so anyway , how do you feel it's called ego lifting ? How do you feel outlifting men ? We ain't even talking about squatting , we're just saying like on the bench , yeah , we don't when you have a 25 and a 5 on Damn good .

So you're benching . What about 135 , 95 ?

125 . 125 . I think it's my max Right now , but you're going to get .

So you want to do 135 ?

Yeah eventually A 45 on each side . Mm-hmm , have you ever done it before ?

Yes , one time . Yes , we did one time oh that's good .

That's good . No that's real impressive . Do you want to say you want to say your , because I know women don't like to talk about their weight .

My weight .

Yeah , would you say how much you weigh 136 . Okay , oh , that's real good . That's impressive , because if you said 236 and you lifting 135 , you'd be like , yeah , yeah , like I said you know what they say . Hey , no , listen , because I saw I was walking into the gym , there was a young lady and her workout partner . She was putting out 185 .

I was like okay , Nigga , she was putting out 185 .

I was like , okay , Nigga , she was 285 . But then , you know , it was just . I mean you're like , okay , yeah , you're supposed to be 185 . Yeah , that's what I was saying .

She should have been putting out 285 then , but it was so funny .

Because you could tell it looked kind of like she was , you know , a power lifter , kind of like you know like a power lifter . So I'm sitting right here and you know kind of you know my shoulder kind of messed up a little bit , something like 135 . So you know , they sitting up here , I throw them two plates on . Bitch , you got me fucked up .

Then how do you feel when a woman is lifting more ?

weight . No , no , I get up and leave .

No , she ain't going to lift more weight On a squat , on a squat . Yes , I don't care when it comes to legs . You squat more than me .

I don't care when it comes to legs , like if a woman's in there and she's doing a hard like heavy leg . So , like for me , on leg press , I stop at about five plates . You warm up at five plates . Like for me , I don't again . Listen yeah .

I don't go , I think my max has been six . I go three plates , four tops , but I normally work out with just two plates , two plates On the leg .

Yeah , see , I stop at five . I probably work out with four . So there was a woman in there .

I'm built for speed .

And she had probably six plates on her . I'm just like go ahead .

Was she going all the way down or was she half ? She ?

had some legs on her , she was strong Okay .

That kind of bothered me , you know , when a dude had like 13 plates .

Yeah , one dude had on like eight plates , each side Two on the top . Hey , then he had his hands on his knees . Hey , I know y'all probably out there in podcast land like why y'all hating Because this is for entertainment purposes only ?

and we letting y'all hatin' , because this is for entertainment purposes only , and we lettin' y'all know what the hell we don't like , because that's what haters do .

Yes , Today is a hatin' episode . You know what else I hate ? Rich people Nah listen the dude that just drove past me in a Ferrari .

They put all that weight on the leg press and that motherfucker moved one inch . Yeah , like lift it . I said what the fuck was that ?

And then you know I'm the type to wear , but is your ?

ego like everybody else ? No , that's , I mean , we all have egos .

But if I put it on there . I can lift it Three inches . Okay , I'm going to lift that , yeah .

Like honestly , for real , when I did the 225 , I really only did it just because of my shoulder . So I was like let me just see if I did it a couple times and was like , yep , I'm not back yet . I just tried to do a dip this morning . I was like nope . So all I do now is just the landmine press and I do the multi grip .

I can bench press like that , but I can't bench press traditional let me ask you something , joe , say you at the gym , pretty woman like Rosa Linda comes around you , eagle lifting you gonna throw another plate on you ain't gonna be like , oh bad bitch , because all my years in the gym I have never been successful in talking to a lady in the gym .

Never .

Never .

Don't look , listen , you never know , maybe this is what you're saying no , here Okay .

Gym crush here now . Here's something else .

I tried once and she goes you don't talk to people while they're working out .

That's what she told you , don't talk to people while they're working out .

That's what she told you ?

Yeah , Okay so , all right , listen , let's talk about this .

It's annoying because you were right there doing your workout , you have your AirPods and people coming .

She didn't have her plugs on , so I figured it was safe . Okay , but what ?

if it's an attractive guy that you're into , what if you don't want ?

to miss your opportunity , like , okay , I want to talk to her .

Let me at least say hello , you got something in common . You're working out .

If I like the dude , I'm going to say hello and probably start talking .

You're going to approach the dude and say hello .

No , I'm not going to approach the dude . But if the dude approaches me and and I think he's cute and I like him , then I will talk to him , I will stop my workout and have a conversation what if a chick asked me for a spot ?

does she like me ?

no damn I don't know .

No , you want hey then sat up here and they blow oh , hey , can , hey , can you spot me ? Nah , nah , I'm straight . You know what's puzzling about the ?

whole thing .

Nope , maybe she does like you , because I would never tell .

You could go and try to give female advice , right ? I mean , of course everybody can learn something , right ? Right ? No exactly , and they'll get offended . But a fat dude can come up and give ab tips and nobody say shit .

Let me tell you about this one . See story time there was a dude blue jeans , white white dingy , white white beater . I just had to throw that in there for that's okay . So people would know , that's okay . We sitting up here hitting abs , hitting sit-ups . Right , you come up to Steve . Oh see , like what you want to do .

Won't nobody say shit to that guy ? Yeah , I was just sitting up here laughing and he'll give advice all day long .

I had to go get a drink of water .

Women be laughing and joking with him and shit you go up there . Hey , let me show you yeah .

I got this tricep workout . I got this . Hey , I've been doing this for a long time . Listen .

Just say , if you did smash , it'd be kind of difficult to go back to the same gym yeah , that's , that's , yeah .

To go back to the same gym yeah , that's , yeah , that's .

It wouldn't bother me either , but still .

Yeah , that's I don't know . I think that's super , super awkward , Like just trying to hook up at the gym .

I mean , if you I mean that would be anywhere though .

So if you hook up at the bar , I mean I mean if you but you're supposed to hook up at a bar and a club If you're a regular at a bar .

But the gym is like hey , you just see each other , you just go to a different gym if it doesn't work out .

It might be a safe haven .

Or just yes and no . I mean you just let you see each other . You go to the gym , that's a safe haven for you , man . Yeah .

Burn off all that shit you put in .

So then if you see her and you mad as hell , now you gonna lift harder , like this bitch . Now you up here Lifting harder .

That's what I'm saying Now . I can lift 95 pounds Last week . I was doing 65 I'm just saying this is all that aggression I'm trying to get out Ever , ever , ever , ever . I got 0% Success rate At the gym .

How many ? Okay , how many times have you tried ?

Probably two maybe three .

So you're 0 for three . Yeah , you've been lifting for a long time .

I'm done with that shit now , though .

No , I would never . I would never coach a woman at the gym .

I don't think that . I think it's creepy .

And then you find out they'll wait for a couple of months and then tell you oh , you know I got married . Okay , you could have told me that last month , you know what I mean Like last month .

Okay , so where's a good place to meet someone ?

A grocery store . She got a lot of meat in her basket . Massage parlors .

Where .

She got a lot of meat in her basket .

No , I said massage parlors . Shout out to D-Watt , I don't know what would you ? Consider Go . Browns . Oh , I'm sorry .

Depends on what you're looking for in Ohio . I'm just playing . If she got a lot of meat in her basket , then you know , it might not be cost effective , but that's probably what you doing with all that meat , if you going there , she ain't got nothing but potato chips and Skittles and shit . She probably young .

So I mean ask yourself that question what would be a good place for a guy to approach you ? Let me get my pen , though , before you start , take notes , joe , let me get my pen Coffee shop . Just like , so you're ordering your triple latte .

Coffee shop , or maybe I'm sitting down , what ?

coffee shop Like Black Rifle .

Starbucks Bikini .

Beans .

He said Bikini Beans , no coffee shop like black rifle , penny coffee shop , starbucks .

He said bikini beans no ain't that the girls with the bathing suits ? Yeah , a lot of women up there , dutch bros maybe a restaurant , if you're by yourself a restaurant would you eat by yourself ?

oh yeah , I have done . You've ate by yourself before . You don't seem like the type that'll eat by yourself . Oh yeah , I have done .

You've ate by yourself before . You don't seem like the type that'll eat by yourself . You just look like you always have company .

Would you sit at a bar or would you sit at a regular table ?

I've done both . If I don't want to wait for a table , I just go and sit on the bar .

So if a guy approached you at the bar and said , excuse , me miss .

How are you ?

doing . My name is such and such .

Or what if he came like hey , you going to let me crack hey .

I know how do you spell such and such .

S-U Hold on , hold on and arch Let me spell it out S U Hold on Hold on and Arch , let me spell it out , don't just say it like that . I don't know how you spell that .

I'm writing all this shit down . I'm like I'm successful One of these days .

That's interesting Cause , you know as guys .

We don't really think about that Cause , listen , I'm gonna tell you this . You know I do a lot of podcasts Listening and Internet searching .

Well , I don't think it's so much as a catfish , it's just dangerous because you just never know .

And what if you did the reverse catfish ? No , I think , I don't think that would work .

No , like you know , you send a person and he looks like , uh , like shallow , how you ever saw the movie . Shallow , how you know kind of , you know like a kind of chubby out of shape .

Dad vibe , unassuming , and then you know , you start vibing a little bit and you be like you know what , let's meet up . And then you meet up and then it's like Michael B Jordan slash . His name is Michael B Pitt Washington , so he's like Denzel , brad Pitt and Michael B Jordan all morphed into one .

Yeah , he's just handsome as hell .

And then you just like , would you be mad ? Like wait , you're supposed to be some fat dude Hell no , I'm like , you ain't really my type .

I thought you was going to look like this , hey , but if it was the other way around , you would be mad .

Oh yeah , I want a dad bod .

Yeah , yeah some women do like that right , that's all they get , bro .

Don't believe that shit . You think it's a lie , I don't want . No , goddamn , dad bod . They don't want no dad bod Joe they stuck with that motherfucker and he ain't going to work out and he got a fat belly and shit . They say that shit to make their man feel good . Oh , I like the dad bod . You're lying ass . See , I've heard that .

I've heard that , listen , I've heard that Some women don't like she a lying ass .

They don't like their men looking as good as them . She's a lying ass .

No , I'm telling you , I mean we got one right here .

But listen , I'm telling you , right now You're .

Okay , you think she . Wait wait , wait At first wait .

You think she gonna take a diet bod Average , or did he say ?

above average . What no ? At first Remember , did he say average or above ?

Oh , anyway , yeah , but your average Is different from my average . You can't go by average , no , listen .

Anyway , we keeping it 100 . You know you Well above that . But If you have a guy you can't go by average . You want a guy that works out right .

Right .

That's what you want though right Okay .

But do you have friends that don't care ? Do you , do you ?

It's funny .

Well , inquiry minds want to know , Well and cry reminds one of those . I do have friends .

That don't work out . But they want guys that they're in shape , but they don't work out .

See that's bullshit .

Listen that Bull , that . No , that's an absolute no , no , yes .

That's an absolute no , no . But to me my man has to work out , has to look good , because if he looks good I out has to look good , because if he looks good I look good .

You'll look good for your man Okay .

Which makes sense .

But so , like women come up , you know they be like oh , I need to do that . 6'2" , 6'3" make $100,000 .

You know he works out every day .

I'm just saying .

I'm just saying Don't throw money in it , take the money out .

He said , there we go .

But then they don't look good themselves .

So you're just like , okay , well , do you work out what do you bring to the table ? You know what I'm saying Again that's such a standard Sometimes you ain't been here .

Oh yeah , no , because you can have somebody . Okay , let's just say they make a million , they don't care what he look like yeah , look at Chris Rock before he start making money See . Yeah . So now let's just say you sitting up here , no , he wouldn't . And you just sitting around and then a young lady tap you on the shoulder or whatever .

You'll be like . You know you have to have some standards At that point in time . You would just hit them with the I'm married thing .

But , but , but .

But my ring fell off in the bathroom .

What if Halle Berry ? What if Halle Berry tapped you on the shoulder ? I'm taking my ring off . How you doing ? I just took it off .

First , I'll be like you talking to me ?

You talking to me . Why your finger ?

ain't got no skin on it .

You're going to ring out that bitch .

Hey , once again I like to put . This is for entertainment Purposes only . We're just here weekly To entertain the people Y'all know , Y'all ain't getting Nothing but jokes A little bit yeah .

We get a little bit , we get a little serious , nah , but it's crazy , the people , you know , they just think Like For black men . They just think like for black men . They just think you're supposed to accept the norm . You know what I mean ? No , you know , I want a fat ass and all that shit . You're supposed to accept that ?

Right .

But I mean , that's not the norm .

Then see you're talking to a white woman , and then they want to get mad .

Well , they talk to white men .

Okay , so since you all black , right , I have a question for you guys , it's true .

Are you going to get canceled for this ?

No , it's true For you to ask . It's true About three inches from the ground All right .

Oh no go ahead , go ahead . Is it true that you guys , black men , prefer Big ass , big booty than titties ?

Oh , that's true , I do like big booties .

Than ass .

I do not lie , no , I'm saying big booty , oh big booty .

Yeah , big booty , oh , big booty . Yeah , big booty . Yeah , that's true .

Like if it but . I mean it don't have to be .

I think it's more of a like .

It's so much as big as a shape . Right , because some people got big booties in . Okay , because if you look at Lizzo's booty .

That's a big booty , right you look at . J-lo's booty , that's a nice ass .

Yeah , yeah , yeah , you would pick J-Lo's booty over Lizzo's booty , but J-Lo got color blood .

So you guys like big ass .

No , it ain't so much as big , it's firm and round .

Yeah , just like how it's shaped Firm and round . Yeah , Like the fake big booties .

Yeah , just like how I shave Firm and round yeah .

Like the fake big booties . No , no , no , no , no , no .

Yeah , that BBL is terrible .

Oh , you're talking with the biscuits , Like would they curve up like the biscuits ? Yeah , the biscuits , I like the biscuits oh you know that's good .

I like the biscuits yeah , or you guys like the like . You can put your gorilla paws on it . I like the biscuits .

Yeah .

So is it really a black thing that you guys like ? Yeah ?

I think . I don't think it's a black thing . I don't think it's a black thing , I think .

It's just a men thing Men thing .

Yeah , I mean . No , I heard some white dudes Don't like this I heard that it's a everything White men Like Breasts .

Yeah , because I've actually they reason they like titties Because Back in the day White women had no ass , that's all they had .

No listen .

White women get no ass In 79 .

Hey , no , listen , when I was in high school , it was after 79 . No , no , that's true , that's true , but there was a White , obviously . I went to a predominantly White high school but there was a white . Obviously I went to a predominantly white high school but there was a white chick real nice body . We obviously used to say she had like a nigga body .

would you rather have a nice ass or nice titties ?

Both .

No , no , you have to pick one .

You got to pick one . It's very rare .

Hey , on this show , on this show we .

God's not going to give you all three . Yeah , we got to you know , Explain to her all three . It never happened bro .

Like you , can be 6'3" , nice body , but not rich . God ain't going to give you all three .

Welcome to my life . You can get them now . You just got to pay for it . No , god is a cruel person .

You can pay for it now , but if you , no , but it it's still like you would rather have a Nice booty .

God is a cruel person Cause he'll give a woman Big titties and no booty . Yup , that's true , give a woman a big booty and no titties . That's true . And if he give a woman Big booties and big titties , she's butt ugly . You're not going to get all three of them motherfuckers .

I'm just telling you .

You're not getting all three you don't care . You seen them . They ain't got no hair longer than two minutes to 12 .

See Body be like damn , Face be like no , I'm not making this up , man , I'm just telling you .

This is my observation from years and years of studying right here .

Okay , I'm not making this up now , I'm just telling you . This is my observation from years and years of studying right here . Okay , can I have a hypothetical , hypothetical yes , would you still ?

beat . Yes , I don't know why you even asked me that Duh Just for a say though . I'm just saying , if by chance Does she walk , god gave you all three of those Nice butt , nice tits , beautiful hair . You bat shit crazy . I bullshit you not , I'm telling you , it's just weird how that works .

Man .

You heard the woman . She dug the keys in the garage . You know the old song , the old country song .

Oh man , you think would you key a car . Have you keyed a car ? No , I haven't Sugar in a gas tank . That's a loaded question .

That's a loaded question , nope , hey , that's what I'm saying . You got to start interviewing them now . It used to be . You just go in there like , ooh , she gorgeous , I'll take her .

Hey , oh , no , go ahead .

So I got a question for y'all right and I already sent it to Bosco . But would you rather be funny , good looking or good at making love ?

Okay , no , I'm going to leave it . I got to marinate on that Cause .

Okay , no , I'm going to tell you it don't make any sense , cause if you're not good looking , you're not funny , you ain't gonna never make love .

No listen , no listen , listen . I'm taking good looking . Okay , Because even if I'm not good at making love , I'm still making it . It's going to sound crazy , Like I said . Y'all know how we operate on this show , so this is what I'm saying . So let's say , I'm making love to girl A , but then she don't like me . Shit .

B , right , that's an option when you're handsome .

So basically , I'm just making bad love , just to like some random chicks , okay , so here's the thing . That's why I said good luck .

Here's a question I would ask Now . You'd rather be ugly handsome ?

or kind of cute Damn .

Damn . I personally , I would never take kind of cute .

Because that's a claim .

No , that kind of cute guy got to work hard , bro , he ain't going to get nothing done . Ugly guy gets laid . Handsome guy always get laid Ugly guy gets laid . That motherfucker in between that kind of cute guy , nothing . Ugly guy gets laid . Handsome guy always get laid ugly guy gets laid , that motherfucker in between that kind of cute guy hey wait .

I heard one girl call the breakfast club one time . She was talking about her some dude . I ain't gonna say her dude , but yes , I guess some cat . You know , they were kind of , you know they were friends with benefits , and she was like I'm going to tell you this Y'all will never see me in public with this dude , but I do let him come over at night .

But if you ugly , yeah , and that's what she was saying .

But she was saying that homeboy , put it down Back in the day . The women would say , hey , if you want to have some good sex , get an ugly dude , Because they don't get too much too often when they go in there they're going to kill it .

Oh yeah , hell yeah .

Yeah , I know right .

I don't know where they found them at , but they always got somebody .

I don't see . The same stuff that apply to guys don't apply to girls , they don't , yeah , hold up .

Because , listen , would you rather go for the kind of cute guy or the ugly guy ?

Kind of cute .

So you would . You see , that's what I'm saying . Then the ugly , yeah .

If it's ugly .

I'm . That's why I don't understand . Yeah , you're a girl , aren't you Kind of cute ?

yeah , I will make you look cuter man . I'm just telling you , man .

You go to Come on . I've seen guys that were not so handsome and they'd be with the . It's because they got , it ain't because they got money .

They got money , it ain't because they got no money either .

It's just . There's just something about them .

They have the charisma , I guess .

Yeah .

They got the charisma , they got the wrist .

And they have absolutely fucking nothing to lose True ? So they can approach somebody with confidence or whatever . They ain't got shit to lose .

I'm not saying with the kind of cute guy .

No , that motherfucker ain't going to do shit . I was in that predicament .

You the kind of cute guy you kind of cute .

Everybody getting something but me Shit .

That's what I'm telling you , bro , like wait , hold on . How are you in the ugly category getting more than you Shit ? I don't know .

That's what I'm telling you . Oh Shit , I'm like I'm like damn .

I'm in the handsome category . That's what I'm saying , though I ain't got to deal with these problems . No , because you know that's what I'm saying .

You ain't got nothing to lose , though , like it's just like when you drink a lot , you ain't got shit to lose . You just throw caution to the wind and most of the time you're successful . You know that's all it is . But , like I said , that guy not so handsome guy , he got shit to lose .

Boom , he gone and you stuck at the table with the purse watcher , purse watcher alert . We got to get an alert button on here . I'm going to find an alarm . And those who get offended by purse watchers don't be offended by that , because it's probably them right Because if you offended . You're probably the purse watcher .

You probably won't Call Rosalinda .

She's going to get us in the club for free .

We're going to go dance .

Watch the purse , because then you know how we're not girls operating or they put you out there . Girl , go , get us some drinks , you're going to have the real cute one .

She got the real pretty one .

I've been there . They use me . You're going to have the real pretty one .

So do you Wait , hold on . So when you go out , do you try to go out With people that look At least as good as you , or people that look kind of ?

All my friends look good .

That's what I'm saying , all of them .

To me yeah .

Yeah , and see you're going to have that real pretty one . She's going to be the lush they all look good , everybody has their own thing .

Yeah , okay , you know what I ?

mean so you don't bring at least one ugly one with you ?

No , that's the purse watcher .

We do have one that she's yeah , I got you . She's Joe at average .

She doesn't dress like us . She dresses more like a grandma .

Okay , but she's still pretty .

Yeah .

She's kind of cute .

Okay now let's just say you saw Rosalinda and her crew . Mm-hmm , which one are you going for ?

I'm going to start at the top and work my way down .

That's how you operate .

That's the way I operate you start at the top and by the time midnight rolls around , I'll be good and messed up . First watcher will be looking good .

So you with your crew right , there's five of y'all Handsome guy comes up to the group and goes for the not the purse watch , the purse watcher one . How's that going to make you feel ?

Oh yeah , I'm bad .

It make you feel bad .

Like damn girl .

No .

How did you pull back ?

No , that's what I'm saying . That's how you do it .

It's a strategy that's what I'm saying .

When you see all of them , you go for the one . I'm just going to say you go for the least of the bunch . So you go with the least from the bunch and you out there on the dance floor right , and then so she's sitting up there . So basically what you're doing , you're planting the seed . You know you'd be like .

Why would you do that ? Because it happens before , when a guy came and asked my other friend , the one that looks older , right , and that was cool .

And he ended up wanting to talk to you , yeah .

And he asked me if I wanted to dance and I said no .

It's a game .

Even though I thought he was really cute , I said no .

Because he asked her first . Yes , so had he asked you first . So did you think he was like second fiddle ? Maybe he just was like trying to break the ice .

Man I'm telling you , you made them nervous .

It's a pecking order man .

I'm petty like that . It's a pecking order .

She said I'm petty like that . No .

It's going to be five of them , right ?

Yeah , it's going to be five of them at the table . Listen .

You know , you got that one right that ain't going to let nobody lead the crew for no reason whatsoever . Period . Now that real cute one there , that's going to be the one that drink a lot .

Now she's going to be right behind us .

She's going to drink a little bit , a lot too , right , yeah , but she's going to drink right with her , though she gotta have a shot , buddy , so this one here is this one , here is over here pondering shit , that that third one is pondering , like what the fuck is going on .

That's why you have to have a buddy the protector , the one that you have to get rid of the protector .

Yeah , the protector .

You know who I'm talking about . You got one of your friends that protect you ?

No , we do have one . You have the protector . Is she the grandma ?

No , she's just a protector , she ain't going to let nothing happen to nobody .

When a guy is bothering us . We know that it's not a good looking , she'll start coming to me .

If he's not good looking . Yeah , like if they know . See see all the guys . No , like if they know that you know it ain't your time See , see all the guys .

No , no you got to find that protector bro Now I'm going to tell you how the dudes work . We have five , right yeah ? Now we don't care because we don't have purse watchers .

I hope not .

We got a broke one , though , yeah no , you got a broke one , but this is what you do , right here .

You go , and then you see your boy talking to a chick . You're like well , okay , there you go .

That's all we got right there .

We ain't got no protectors , we got you , or ?

you just sit up here and be like See you tomorrow .

Yep , hopefully Good luck .

Ask her if she can't hear with somebody . I'll take you , I'll take her friend off your hands .

Yeah , damn , you got you in that wingman you sacrifice right the night .

I mean , she might be good looking .

You don't know what about she not ?

Sometimes , you gotta take one for the team , then you just be like nigga , you owe me one . You got to take one for the team bro .

I get the next one .

Owe me big time .

But see , that's how guys are . It's called the wingman law .

We're teammates .

Women no , women are teammates .

I'm just saying though yeah , they work together , but we protect each other more than you guys . No , because it's you can have the table .

if you find out which one of them the protector and you eliminate the protector , you good .

Okay . So if a guy come offer you a drink , does he have to buy you and all your friends a drink ? A heck of a chance , damn Hell , no . A drink , a hick's ? Yeah , damn Hell , no , hell no , like let me get everybody a drink , 1942 .

Gentleman Nope .

That's a gentleman .

How is that a gentleman ?

Because if I'm by myself , okay , but if I'm with my friends , so are you and all your friends gonna yeah , this is where you contradicted , that's $150 . You Contradicting yourself right now why .

Because now he done . Went and talked to the purse watcher but offer her a drink and

But he's coming to me . He's coming to me and offer me a drink . Okay , but but most of the guys that let me tell you something Most of the guys that they come and we're in a group , they buy drinks for all of us , Not just for me .

Right , okay , I can understand . So now , when that guy does that , do y'all just get top shelf or you just get what you normally get .

No , they ask us what you guys want .

So then you go order top shelf .

No , whatever we're drinking .

Yeah that's good , I can , I can I can , I can . I like all your friends already . I'll tell you what we are next time , so you can come and buy us a drink . I like all your friends already you can go to every table like that . Everybody want to drink . Tom's Chef , give me the 1942 .

You know I don't drink them Like listen , I don't drink them .

We can just say you know what we have . Hennessy privilege . That's all I drink .

They said , oh you want a shot and they pick the tequila . They are the ones that they usually . Well , we have Hennessy Privilege , that's all I drink .

They said , oh , you want a shot . And they pick the tequila . They are the ones that they usually get like the Like . Y'all can go out . Give me a shot of Azul Zero dollars . I mean y'all . We already know this . Y'all can go out zero dollars and have a good time and have a time of your life is doing that .

Because we all come down to men what Men go after women by looks right .

Not necessarily .

Yeah , yeah , we do .

And women we fall into men by what ? I don't give a damn .

She got two knickers running together bro .

Yeah , by looks , you guys go by looks . Initial and us , we go by what ?

Looks the pocket . Well , you know , you can't , you don't know .

Call it nicer , providers , providers , you go by looks too .

So initially we're going to go by looks Initially . Yes , so initially we're going to go by looks . But if I start talking to you and you like , yeah , let me get you , you start getting all ghetto and stuff . I'm like you ain't going nowhere . No , I'm going somewhere . You ain't going nowhere . Trust me , I'm going somewhere .

You ain't going , nowhere . You lying to me , quit lying . That motherfucker be ratchet as fuck .

She look good , she fine as hell , you ain't going to stay there . You ain't going to talk to no chick super ratchet , hell . No , you going to stay there with that ratchet motherfucker . Let me get you a drink . Oh yeah , Let me get some of that Hennessy you know what I'm saying ?

You going to stay there with that ratchet motherfucker until you accomplish your mission . I'm sophisticated now , man soldier , come on you going to let that run you off because she a little ratchet . He ain't going nowhere . You have to have standards .

I'm in my upper 40s .

I got standards now bro .

Don't listen to that . When you get older , you have to have standards .

You got to yeah , because you can't do the shit you usually do . You can go pull a chick that I used to pull . I'm not going to kick myself , I'm not going to lie about that . I can't pull them like I used to pull them .

Now you gotta get standards .

You just got your wire and you just got what you can pay for when you get older , you get what you can pay for if you have money . It depends .

You , a real one boy . I'm gonna tell you I ain't paying for no 45 , 50 year old coochie . You , a real one boy , that's what you have money for , I'm going to tell you I ain't paying for no 45 , 50-year-old coochie , I don't know that goddamn much .

That shit got to be young bro . Got to be like young 21 , 22 . Oh my God , You're a perv . You are a perv . If I'm going to pay for old shit , I ain't paying for no old shit I don't . If I'm going to pay for it , shit , I'm not paying for no old shit . Bullshit , you're not .

If I approach a woman and how she talk to me . Even if she can be fine as hell if she talk to me , ratchet , I ain't Again to me .

So if Halle Berry was ratchet , you ain't going to holler at her . Listen to me .

Here's what's going to happen . I already got an area to Halle Berry . No , I'm saying she's not Halle Berry , but yeah , no , no , but she looks like I wouldn't . No , okay , that's just me . If she ratchet and hot as foot , nope , here's what's going to happen . It's going to be one One and done .

That's what you want to do so .

Don't sit there and say I ain't talking about ratchet bitch , You're going to be one and done .

If I'm looking for a one night stand , Every nigga looking for a one night stand .

That's true .

At least once , and then you end up like , oh yeah , I kind of like her , you know , I guess we date now , guess we go together you circle yes , you like me circle , yes . Do you like me , yes or no ?

No , but like I said , man , when you get older , yeah , you got to develop like standards and shit yeah you do you ? Have to , and because you're young , I mean you can have a standard all because you want to yeah . And you're old , you ain't got no damn choice . You know what I'm saying . That's what it is .

I remember the back and ball , because obviously you know growing up in the hood , you ain't no ratchet , no . But you ain't no Ratchet , no , you ain't no ratchet , but now that you're older .

But in the same token , we men have Chef life , just like women do . Chef life Fucking expires , just like they do . Ain't no market For no motherfucking 56 year old nigga . See , there ain't no market there .

No , that's true , ain't no market there , that's true .

That's where your money come in .

So that's the market right . That's the money . Come in you in the money market now .

No , that's where the money come in . Yeah , no , and all these standards you talk about ? Because now you got to go out and get the cars and shit put up , a standard so you can attract the one that you like . Because I don't care how old you are , you still like the same type of woman , I don't care .

I call it having athlete eyes . You ever think , like the athletes , the entertainers , forget the entertainers , I'm just keeping straight athletes , okay , maybe having some beautiful women , yeah , and you'll just be sitting up here .

You'll just start thinking like Because a lot of them are in shape and they age gracefully .

Yeah , that's all that is it's ? Just like , and they have money .

Well , that helps too , yeah .

Because there's some of them that they're in shape but they're not good looking . Travis Hunter .

Yeah , I know , but what I'm saying is man who put that on Thing to my Y'all , y'all are .

You had a picture of LaWanda . Y'all are out of control , man . I'm just saying .

Did you see that shit ? I haven't seen it . They got a picture of LaWanda Next to him . Dog , oh y'all , I haven't seen it . They got a bitch . Lawanda next to him dog , oh dog .

Y'all wrong , man , jamie .

Foxx , that's a nice young man it is . The internet is undefeated .

He's lucky he plays football . I'm just saying .

See , that's what I mean Him . He would be very successful at getting women . That's what I'm saying Because he's got charisma . He does have charisma . He's funny , he's athletic .

He's a real good kid . He can dance .

All that shit , and he wouldn't have no problem getting a woman , whether he played football or not .

I guarantee you that . Yeah , women like guys that can dance , you know .

But he's ugly , but he grows on you .

We don't know we don't know if he would have the charisma if he didn't play , if he wasn't in the position you was nah you born with that , bro , you don't ?

just yeah nah that don't have nothing to do with football yeah , you born with that shit like either , yeah .

I got a friend of mine . I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna bust him . I got bust my friend of mine , this dude . He wasn't a handsome guy in the world we want to agree to and the just had that , took a pacifier and sucked from a pacifier and made it look cool .

I said you got to be kidding because they figured that's how you're going to suck on that thing thing and maybe it is , I don't know .

Maybe he was practicing .

I don't know what the fuck he was doing , but they ate it up .

Man , I'm just saying , though , you're just born with that shit , I agree , I agree . And then some guys , you just ain't got it , you know . You be handsome as shit and you just ain't funny . You just not a people person yeah .

You be like anti-introvert yeah .

Anti-social .

You just kind of sit up here and be like oh there's Rosalinda .

And then it's just like everything you say just come out , wrong you know , what I mean . Like you know , it just come out wrong , like everything you say you see , I think it depends on the person . You got a fat ass . I mean not fat , but like phat yeah , right , exactly you gotta explain yourself you know what I mean .

Like yeah , I think it's . I think it's a comfort factor too , right . So like , if it's the person you really like or you're comfortable with it , you're gonna talk to them a little bit more , okay , if , if I approach a beautiful woman and she's again I'm intimidated by her , then I'm going to be like what if you had to go holler at Halle Berry ?

Man , I'd be shaking my damn booty .

Hell yeah . It'd be a little intimidating .

She's a little older now , but it'd be a little intimidating .

It'd be very intimidating . Hell nah , a little older now , but it'd be a little intimidating , it'd be very intimidating .

Hell , no , I'd be like Miss Barry , ain't it right , rosalinda ? Miss Barry , she ain't Rosalinda intimidating she ain't a , but you just talked to her .

She's just a person .

I know that You'd be like Rosalinda can I get your phone number ?

And then she's going to either say yes or no , and then she'd say no , this is the first time you got charisma .

No , I'm just going like , just like in general , you got charisma and you approach .

Rosalinda at the gym First time . Never seen her before in your life . She would have been the one to say why are you ?

talking to me when I'm little and sick . Damn man .

But I'm just saying would you be intimidated by her had you not known ?

her man I wouldn't even go over there with she is .

Because she's intimidating right .

Man , I wouldn't even go there . I agree , let's see , you know .

You are intimidating .

Am .

I yeah .

Initially yes yeah . But we know you , so we know you're a nice average woman thank you .

Thank you for the compliment but the same token .

I can go over there and say I'm a regular person .

This is just jokes , folks .

I can go over there and she say you don't talk to nobody in the middle of the set and he can walk over there and do the same . Hey , you need a spot . She's like thank you , wait , no , somebody asked me .

You know what I mean like what the fuck just happened here ?

I know I live more than this thing .

Yeah , I should be spotting but that just like said oh , I cannot , I can say what you want to say confident , whatever the fuck you want to call it .

But a lot of men some men just got that shit , I agree . And them motherfuckers , just whatever they say . Man girls get the tee here and they can say something you be sitting there , this nigga don't know shit , and the girls be over there Tee heeing and shit .

Just cause how he looks hey .

You mess around . Be like , ain't the Cleveland Browns In Miami ? Yeah , oh you're so funny .

I did not know that , did you know ?

Cleveland . Spread the rumor , yeah , cleveland .

Browns .

In Miami ?

Yeah , did you know that be like well , they got a game down there cause they sure as fuck don't play there . No , but I'm just saying , though , like some guys just got it , I mean , motherfuckers , be dumb . I mean I know guys like that dumb as a bag of fucking hammers , bro , but they had that thing and they always had girls .

That's funny , that thing I'm just saying .

That thing too . I guess you know what Lauryn Hill is talking about , that shit . Oh yeah , you know what she was talking about , I'm sorry , Miss . Jackson .

Shit , that's hilarious .

But you know it's , it's . I mean , it is what it is , and I don't know what to say about that .

Hey , we , we hope people .

Enjoy the show .

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We hope people learn from this . They should Once again . This is for Entertainment purposes only , but see what we .

Listen to , but we speaking on like what happened 20 , 20 , something from this they should . Once again , this is for entertainment purposes only , but see what we're listening to , but we're speaking on like what happened in the 20s .

Oh yeah , no , no Shit . Now , though , is just totally different . It's just different .

For us .

we grew up in the era where , if Rosalinda is standing across the dance floor , you're going to walk over there , yeah .

You're going to try to catch that eye contact .

And be like hey , you know you want to dance , yeah , now .

That motherfucker going to send a DM ? Yep , dm . Meet me in the middle of the dance floor .

Or try to airdrop , yeah , or just stand right next to her . Can I get your number ?

No , and then just be sitting up there , like on IG , looking at each other . Hello , and you hot , hello yeah like that's the thing right Now .

People just ask for .

Instagram . They just be like let me get your Instagram .

Yeah , they don't ask for like .

Man , I'm like man , give me your phone number or something , that's great . I think that takes a lot of emotions and shit out of it too . Hey , what we said is before that people they even because they have breakup , and move on right now .

They text breakups . I was listening to this radio show .

Back in the day you break up . It took you six months to get a relationship .

Oh yeah , you like man Quit coming over here .

Your mama like me .

This cat . He was saying that His nephew Was using chat Like chat .

GPT .

To give him a breakup text . So we start reading . I was like damn that's good , I was like what the hell ?

You'd be like oh God , she's just they'd be on the oh .

God , she just broke up with me . They have EI too , okay . They have that EI computer thing they can do everything for you guys .

Oh yeah , no yeah , the AI , the computer thing . They can do everything for you guys . Oh yeah , the AI , yeah , it's like you'd be like .

Oh my god , cheryl just broke up with me . Oh , let's see what Tiffany's doing ain't that crazy .

And then it's like , hey , you sit up here and then you get the attention .

Oh , cheryl just broke up with me . Oh , that's a shame . You want to hook up later ? Yeah , okay .

Yup . And then the next thing you know , next week you seeing your old boo With her dude yeah , exactly , and you just move on like nothing . But back in the day you see you be like , oh , she at the bowling alley or something you done made about five mixed tastes breakup .

mixed tastes Like oh .

I think I'm going to go home .

I don't need to be here . Number love songs .

I ain't in my right mind . God damn it . Uh-oh , hey , hey , listen , y'all know we don't disappoint . Y'all know Joe's phone was going to go off . Anyway , we got oh , hold on when my screen just go . We got a couple of uh , we have dude , why are they showing this shit ? Okay , bring her back . It's a horror film . Bring her back bring her back .

I did watch . Find a destination , by the way , yeah yeah , that was alright .

Yeah , I liked it yeah no , that was all right . Yeah , I liked it .

I liked it .

Yeah , no , it was good , Yup .

Yeah , it was good . I still haven't seen Mission Impossible .

I still need to see Mission Impossible .

What is that song ?

What's that , brian Cranston ?

one coming out . So wait , bring Her Back . Started this week and wait , let's see . Well , y'all know Lilo and Stitch .

Oh yeah , gotta go see that . I can't wait to how to Train your Dragon . I gotta find some kids though .

I kinda wanna see that .

Oh , how to Train your Dragon . Yeah , I saw the cartoon version , I know .

I'm saying I watched it with the kids or the animated version yeah , yeah , yeah , we watched that with the kids like it's like . I remember one time when spider-man came out right and I decided to go to the movie by myself , I was like the only in there were no kids did you feel crazy ?

oh man this guy is on the list it was just wall-to-wall .

Kids went .

That's when Toby the Spider-Man , oh yeah , Toby , oh , the Karate Kid .

Karate Kid comes out today . Karate Kid Bloodline right Legends .

Karate Kid Legends . I want to see how they link it together . Dude , you know what they going to link it . They said they linked all of them . Now I think I want to see that just because . Yeah that's my childhood right there . So bring her back and Karate Kid . Karate Kid are the new ones . Who was ?

the Karate Master in that one .

Miyagi and Jackie Chan .

Jackie Chan , yeah , jackie Chan , jackie Chan is the cause . He was , he , was , he was basically Mr Miyagi in the Smith yeah , and that's what everybody was saying , that one wasn't real good , but Mr Miyagi was yeah , he ain't around too much no longer .

Well , he's dead . Yeah , I know .

Okay , he ain't around too much .

Yeah , I know .

What's the name of ?

Bryan Cranston . Oh , dude , what's his called ? It's in the movies . What movie ?

do you want to see Rosalinda ?

Bring her . What is it ? Bring her back .

Bring her back .

You want to see that , yeah , I like scary movies .

Oh you one of them horror movie people . I like scary movies .

You like thrillers ?

So when you go to the movies , your dude's sitting at you . He jump and grab you .

Yeah , he jumps and grabs me .

I don't blame him .

Holy shit . I mean , you're just average . You're like oh , you're just average . Oh , I'm dragging him in my hand .

Like I said , I don't blame him .

He ain't one of them , people that talk through the movie Girl , don't go in there .

He's not one of those . He'll be like baby can you go to the bathroom with me .

Hey , has anybody heard about the Hurry Up Tomorrow ? I heard it wasn't . Yeah , I mean they just got all these movies out , man . The Hurry Up . Tomorrow , that's the one with the weekend . When's the Phoenician scheme come out ? The what Phoenician ?

scheme . Oh , I's the one with the weekend . When's the Phoenician scheme come out ? The what Phoenician scheme ?

Oh , I don't even see that one Today .

What is that about ? It's kind of ah man , oh you know what .

The last rodeo . That's another one that just came out today . Not sure what it's about .

The Phoenician scheme got a bunch of people Phoenicio Del Toro , Scarlett Johansson , Michael Cera , Tom Hanks , Bill Murray .

And that's out now .

Bryan Cranston .

Oh , so that's the Bryan Cranston one .

Yeah , Because I was talking about on Dan Patrick . He was on Dan Patrick today , so that's why I saw the previews . When is the new ?

Jurassic Park coming out . I think that's in a couple weeks . Wait , what's the name of the one Venetian scheme ? Dude that man . Yeah , you sure that don't come , it might come out next week cause a lot of times . When they start doing the little media circuit , they start like a week earlier , unless it's being shown .

Thank , you , rosalinda . Yeah , you know , it's always a pleasure we like when you come . Thank you to meet again . Thank you , rosalinda . Thank you for having me here .

It's always a pleasure . We like when you come . It's always fun . You have good spirits .

And she's very average , very average .

Thanks , cap . Alright , everybody Holla .