Girl Roommates and Gummy Bears!!!

Welcome back . I sound different . I got a little different headphones , a little different . I'm eating gummy bears . Shout out to gummy bears . They are pretty tasty too , and just regular , not edibles , just regular . You want some more . You want some more . Yeah , let me get some more . I'm a gummy bear fan . What's your favorite gummy bear ?

Let's hear it .

For another week to celebrate gummy worms and gummy bears . Hey Joe , these ain't the gummies you used to huh .

I really don't fuck with gummies like that oh .

I'm more like a .

I'm more like a these aren't uh , if I do do candy , it's gonna be more like .

Snickers . Oh okay , these aren't infused like the Cheetos and Apple Jacks yeah , well , that little snakes , little snacks that I've seen before .

Trollies , yeah vegan gummy worms huh . Vegan Little snacks that I've seen before Trollies yeah . Vegan gummy worms , huh .

Vegan . How'd that work ? I ?

don't know , they look good , I just grabbed a pack . Hey , shout out to that store . Yeah , that shall remain nameless , but you know .

I just went there , I was like oh okay .

They good , though I might need to make a little run , I don't even . They got some good food too , they do . Sandwiches is cheap . Yeah , they make really good sandwiches .

Did you see the one , the picture I sent the one time With ? The fish and all that , actually , you know what I might need to run over by there . Anyway , welcome people to the Nobody's Talking Podcast . This is your boy , bosco . I'll be here for about an hour or so , I think . Hopefully I won't . I felt a cramp coming on in my left hamstring .

This is Rod . Just call me Gummy Rod today .

He said Gummy Rod , gummy Rod , he's good than a mug , that's right baby To my left , uh-oh , Rodeo Joe Joe . Alabama , joe , alabama , joe , you happy because y'all beat Auburn you got damn right , and that name would ever cross my lips , never , ever cross my lips Auburn come on , say it you can

say it all . You want , say it .

I said never , you got to say it one time . I did get him to say it one time . Yeah , he said he's chewing on a green gummy bear right now .

We gonna call this the gummy episode . That's what I'm gonna call it . I'm gonna call it .

I'll tell you what I'm gonna call it gummy bear . This be the one they call Christian , though Chewing on a blue .

We got a couple folks out this week .

You know I used to love the jelly beans . Oh , I love jelly beans . Eat the fuck

I would eat the black ones but I think I would eat the black ones just because something is wrong with you .

So you like black ?

licorice .

Yeah , I like black licorice , I like it .

It's not my first choice . No .

I will eat it it shouldn't be nobody .

They shouldn't even put them in the bag .

That's like putting a white crayon in a box . What was the point of that that ?

is true .

What was the point of the white crayon ?

Because they had to go with the color spectrum .

When .

I was in school .

Yeah , please that went by 8 colors in the crayon box but when you do color with it like I've never .

When you went to school , there was 128 nah , nah we had the white one no , you had 128 colors .

When Joe went to school , there was 8 and then went to 16 . Then it went to school , there was eight , there was like eight in there when I went to school .

I know what he's saying . Then it went to 32 .

It's a whole bunch . Ain't it like 128 ? It's a whole bunch .

It's a bunch of them now yeah .

But see you know they didn't even have like orange .

Apologies , people .

Thank you , they didn't have orange . Oh , they didn't have orange . No , you had to mix .

Green and yellow . I mean think that's right . Yeah , no , we . Yeah , we had to mix the two together , but did you ever actually Color with the white crown and just make a whole bunch of mess ?

The only time was no , I never used it . When we had the black , what was that ? What was they called Construction paper ? Yeah , the black construction paper , instruction paper . That was the only time , obviously , the white crayon was effective .

It is . Bosco , you strike me as somebody who will get pissed off if you colored outside the lines . Oh yeah , absolutely .

Yeah , absolutely . I couldn't stand that either . Absolutely .

If you call it outside the line .

Oh yeah , absolutely , yeah , absolutely . I couldn't stand that either .

Absolutely .

Absolutely . Did you draw like a line on the border ?

I absolutely did , Just so you know you had to stop yeah yeah , that's also what they would call Absolutely dog .

Drawing a line . Why are they drawing a line over the border man ? Okay , let me try that . Okay , it kind of helps you keep .

I ain't drawing no border or nothing . You ain't drawing no border , no .

Because every now and again .

That was good .

I'll just take my time .

Yeah , every now and again I'll sit up here and see a coloring book . I was like man man , they say it's therapeutic , but I mean , you get like a video game system . I'm like , ah , that takes up enough time you know they got adult coloring books now yeah , have you seen one ?

you know I'm about to look they're really not any different from they're just not like little kids , no , they're just they're more like a big pattern type of thing , like one of those what's the name of them ? Things that have a jacket that has like a bunch of obscure designs on it . You know what I'm talking about . Yeah , this is one of those .

Like I want to color me , I want to color the Easter Bunny and stuff like that , yeah , so I'll just get the little kid one .

I got a confession Still color . I was that way too . I get pissed off .

Oh , like going outside the line . Yeah , hell , yeah , damn you just hold on .

Do you prefer crayons , pencils or pencils , pencils .

Oh , you do pencils .

Yeah , I prefer crayons . The crayon will run out , the shading will get all messed up , and then you have to flip the crayon over and then it just wouldn't look right , so I'd just rather use a pencil Plus . It's hard to control the crayon .

I think , with a pencil . I look at that as being like a true artist . I'm just someone that just won't .

I basically have a first-grade art level level . Once upon a time I did have a whole drawing kit . That's one thing I wish I could stay doing , just draw ain't you an architect or an engineer or something ?

but I can't draw for shit being an engineer don't have nothing to do with me .

I draw all the time because I use the software I use , but I can't like freehand draw . Yeah , yeah .

I was never good at freehand .

I had to look at something Can't do it . I can't just take something from my brain and put it on my page .

Nah , I try .

Man , I hate people who do that ?

I would draw Bitcoin .

Freddy used to be able to . He was a mean drawer . Shout out to Bitcoin Freddy , but yeah , he used to draw some shit , bitcoin Freddy . I hate people who can draw . I hate you , yeah .

Sounds like he really means that , so shout out to all the artists out there , one of my , friends , you know , growing up in high school he could draw anything he could just look at it and draw school . He could draw anything like he drew characters .

Yeah , he could draw characters , just not even looking , just boom boom . So I used to have him draw me characters all the time .

I used to show me how to do it . Yeah , you know , you had that . Uh , you had that person when you were in second third grade and you're drawing . You'd be like , damn , this is nice , didn't everybody put they stuff up . You looking like , damn , I mean , you know you ain't went nowhere you be like man .

My hatred for those people you know rest in peace , I hate you . And the way he started , yeah , just little blotches those people you know . Hey , rest in peace , I hate you oh and the way he started .

Yeah , just little blotches and then you end up .

Oh , until my yeah , Joy of painting . I think hey , doesn't he have a Documentary on Netflix ?

Yes , he does .

I need to watch that . It's cold man .

Dirty Did they .

Watch it ?

Yeah , I'm going to check it out . Well , that's our early Netflix recommendation . Y'all know we're here to recommend stuff on Netflix , but you know the coloring , you know what else is , Like people that can sing .

Oh man , I wish I could sing Me too . You know I could sing . Y'all like to hear it . Hey , you got to now too , you know I can sing .

Y'all like to hear it ? Shout out to Ray you got to now , nigga hey .

I .

Do , do , do , do , ray Ray , ray Ray .

Ray . Ray me Faso La T .

Do Y'all ready ? Nah , you know , I'm going to save it for next episode . You know , everybody can sing in their car though . Right , you know you'd be sounding dope .

All right , now listen Car shower . Do you sing naturally or can you be taught ? Because I was told if you have a good tone then like .

I guess you can be taught yeah .

Somebody could like teach us how to .

Mm-hmm , even the ones with a good tone have to be taught . No , I mean , I get that they have to learn how to use it , but what I'm saying is those are singers . Can you teach somebody to sing ?

So can someone teach me how to sing . I think it can be done Like a singing , a skill that can be manufactured . It's just like .

I think you can teach somebody to impersonate people you think Impressions and stuff If you sit and listen to them , like you know .

I can impersonate my dad .

If you listen to somebody long enough , you can literally impersonate him .

Yeah , but you have to learn how to use your voice .

Yeah , right , but that's what Jamie Foxx and them what they do , man , yeah , that's .

I think you to do that and then you know how to do it , but I think you can do it .

Who's the best impersonator that you've heard ? Rich Little .

No , Rich Little was nice Rich .

Little was nice . No , won't nobody know who Rich Little is , though .

We'll go with Jay Pharoah .

I think Godfrey Godfrey is pretty good .

Jamie Foxx is good .

Jamie Foxx is good .

I think J Farrell is the best , but Eddie .

Murphy is probably the best one , Really yeah . I haven't heard him do a whole lot of yeah because he don't do a whole lot , but Eddie Murphy , it is rumored .

That said , eddie Murphy can sit in a room and listen to impersonate anybody he wants to in the room .

I know he can do a mean brother , do his brother well .

I'm just saying , he can sit right there . And then he'd sound just like us RIP .

I just saw Eddie Murphy on what the SNL 50 , the skits .

He was Tracy Morgan .

Tracy Morgan , right by him , man I was done .

He nailed it Tracy Morgan , tracy Morgan , right by him man , I was done and he nailed it , didn't he ? He nailed it , nailed it .

Done , I was done , had the mannerisms and everything . I'm about to look that up , yeah , nah .

He had the mannerisms and everything Did he . Yeah , it was good . I was on SNL . Who did he say was's ?

father who he said it was . Oh , was it Keenan . No , no , no no no , no , he said , god damn it . Who he said it was his father . Was he got me cracking up ? Yeah , no , it was funny because it was on SNL .

They were doing like the game show .

I saw the beginning of it , but then he said .

He said I'm Tracy Morgan . Tracy Morgan was standing right there .

Man , I was done . Oh yeah , that's funny . Probably one of the funniest people . Black Jeopardy .

That's what it was Black Jeopardy . Oh , it was Black Jeopardy . Yeah , yeah I like it when .

What's his name on that too ? Tom Hanks . Oh , tom Hanks has a Doug .

Yeah , but Jay Pharoah .

Jay Pharoah . He's very good . Every time I hear Jay Pharoah Butch name is pretty good too Aries Spears .

Aries Spears is good .

What's the white dude that comes on ? He's on Fox , Like he does the Fox 10 or the Fox Sports .

Oh , frank Caliendo , Frank Caliendo , he's good , he's real good he's good too . Yeah , he's supposed to be at like Stand Up Live coming up Okay . Or maybe he might actually . I think you're right . I think you're right . It's one of the comedy clubs . You know I get him Tempe Frank Kelly , and you know he's local Speaking of Stand Up Live .

Scottsdale , did you end up going ? To oh yeah yeah , no , the show was awesome . Yeah , man , tony , his younger brother , no , his older brother because he's the youngest .

Kenan .

Baker and then how is he ?

is his brother pretty funny , his brother's pretty funny but yeah , he still ain't . Sometimes you had him opening acts yeah that I remember we went to go see Ada Rodriguez okay here at Desert Ridge yeah , at Rick Bronson's comedy club , and I don't know who the dude was . I think he was a cop or ex-cop or whatever .

They gotta be funny , right ? Because I mean , you know Tony Baker , he brings up everybody he knows , like Brandon Lewis I don't know if you heard of Brandon Lewis , so I don't know if you heard of Brandon Lewis , so I don't know if you've ever seen shout out to YouTube Roast Me . So it's an all-deaf comedy crew .

Epps in you , like at Westgate ? I think we went to the same show , in fact . Was it at Westgate ? Yeah , was it the one at Westgate ?

Yeah , okay , that motherfucker on there for 20 minutes .

Yeah , yeah , he did a 20-minute set yeah everybody else was on there for like hours .

Yeah , yeah .

Joe do you remember the dude ?

Little dude , I can't think , yeah , I don't know can't remember that whoever it was he yeah he tore it down yeah yeah , when I went to see Cat got Cat Williams was there he had . When I went to see Cat Williams .

He had no but his whole crew was good , yeah , now Cat .

I saw Cat a couple years ago when he bring his old crew , and the one Cat Is always that one .

What's his ?

name , I know who you're talking about . Me and Sonja saw Cat Right Before everything . We just moved here to Arizona and I think the spot was called Cherry . It was downtown . I think it was called Cherry Moon .

It was just like if he's sitting here and it's just a mic right there .

Everybody's sitting around . Everybody was in there . That was in there smoking . He's just going by . I'm sitting up here thinking like I mean I'm sure the people ain't going to be smoking , though I'm like he's just grabbing . I mean I'm sure that people ain't going to be smoking . Oh , I'm like he just like grabbing people's joints and blunts and everything Just .

I want to say you want to say , oh , two or three , I think .

I think it was like right after Okay , cause I . It might've been right . It might've been the same time , cause I hoop with them down at LA .

Okay , fitness down at the Biltmore .

Yeah , it was like . Right after that he kept talking about the foot lockers and all that stuff . Here's the story From Ohio . Here's my Ohio thing and I got one more coming for y'all too .

It was a Friday afternoon . Usually I get off work Friday afternoon pretty early , you know we gonna going to hear this ?

Yeah , no , that's fine , you can hear it , don't say no .

I'm still trying to get guests on . I'm still trying to get guests .

So I'm in the LA Fitness locker room , I walk by and I'm changing you heard that nigga's voice . Then I walk by him . I'm like damn that look like Cat Williams . And once I heard his voice I knew it was him . So I went in there to hoop with the group of guys I knew and stuff .

Is that what it's called ?

London Bridge , london Bridge . So he got behind the cat while he was walking backwards . Yeah , let him trip . I'm like looked at these cats . I'm like really dog . Them cats sitting out there clowning . Yeah , you clowning now Because they was whooping their ass and no , he can't . I mean he was all right , you know , but he's only like 4'10" . Careful nigga .

We're going to play that he might . Joe's . I don't play that short shit .

No , no , no , no . You know , right now I don't play that shit , damn it .

I don't play that shit . I might have to cut it , motherfucker .

I don't play that shit . Afterwards I talked to him . He was pretty cool . He was like , oh , you coming to the show .

I was like I don't know We'll see , I'll let you get away with a lot of shit .

I don't play that shit , joe , you ain't short , I don't give a fuck you average height .

I don't play that Don't play it , okay .

You don't want to say what height , how tall you are , nigga . You want me to take one of these screwdrivers and stick it in your ear and you keep talking that fucking shit . Alright , that's a sore subject we not gonna bring up .

I don't even take the fat jokes .

I don't give a fuck about that .

Do you think you ?

fat . Yeah , I'm fat .

Thought you was on a weight loss kick . I am .

It ain't working .

You swole Joe .

Damn .

Goddamn shoulders and traps .

I'll tell you what I tell all the bitches , that's what the arch in your back for hey .

There you go , speaking of that ?

What is it for ? Before the show Okay , y'all know we like to have hypothetical conversations .

So , because I'm staying out , the what if ? Questions for the yeah , yeah , this is the what if questions ?

Joe said he don't want no parts of this but he might chime in .

I've seen this road , I've been down this road .

No , only person that's really maybe eligible for would be Christian . But we were saying if you had a girl roommate if you had a girl roommate or a roommate of the opposite sex for you ? Ladies out there in podcast land , shout out to Germany and Japan . Oh we got Japan on here .

That's a whole bunch of people . How do you got the whole Japan ?

That's a whole bunch man , we got like seven countries yeah , I know a little Japanese .

I got to see the stats . I'm about to go visit these countries .

Yeah , Now , anyway , we're saying if you had .

Some why are you looking at , joe ? You're not staying mum on this shit .

You're not staying , mum Joe , we need your input . I don't know , come on now . And You're not staying . Mom Joe , we need your input . I don't know , Come on now .

And then on the first date .

Listen . We finally picked the day to talk about this when we have no female representation today .

Right , I just want to be fair Actually a female , that's actually in the dating realm .

You know , around the dating age .

It wouldn't be fair to express my opinions without them being representative .

That's politically ass correct . Right , this nigga done turned into the most virtuous .

Dr Umar .

Dr , Umar , I'm going to hypothetically answer the question Me too . And just be like well , I don't think I'd be able to do it . No , and you can do it . However you want to do it , you can be like , oh , she's super , super attractive , or you're not attracted to her , it don't make no difference . Go ahead .

This is a business arrangement .

Oh , oh , hello Hello .

That's what you gotta look at Hello If this is a business arrangement .

If it's a business , it's always it is a business .

Wait , listen it is a business .

No , I'm just saying Y'all roommates , 50 Y'all 50-50 .

Yeah , so that's a business arrangement .

So you don't wanna Fuck up , want to fuck up a business arrangement .

Okay , so hypothetically , hypothetically , ain't it hypothetically ?

No . It's a business arrangement .

So you won't hit . So he said no . I think he's lying .

I'm going to say yes .

Hypothetically . We need some kickback . Follow us on Instagram Nobody's Talking Podcast I just posted . I time traveled back to the 70s and 80s True story and I got these archives . You can see it on Nobody's Talking Podcast and thanks to Back to the Future .

So hypothetically I couldn't , it was so funny ?

No , I haven't seen it . I was thinking you didn't post them , fucking Walkmans .

He did On .

Instagram . That's some crazy shit On Instagram . And the second to none tape All dude On Instagram and the second to none tape , all right there On .

Instagram .

That's content .

Yup Hell yeah , hey , I told you we're trying to get monetized .

The people are telling us we need more engagement . So guess what ? We about to be engaged . They want to see us more , Joe . They care about us they want to know who is Rodeo Joe or Alabama Joe . They want to meet both of them . So there you go , right there , and they want to meet . Superman is in the building . Oh Tide , oh Silky . They want to meet .

I thought Silky was retired . Oh , you know , Silky . Hey , you bring a roommate woman , Silky . They want to meet . I thought Silky was a he retired , though I thought .

Silky got put down . Yeah , silky retired , silky retired .

Hey , you bring a roommate woman around .

Yeah , Silky might make an appearance , silky coming out , it takes a lot to get .

Silky back out . Hey , Silky be coming . Hey , you get a girl around . Silky come out , oh , okay .

Silky can come back . It's a cliffhanger .

Then all of a sudden oh , it's Billy Dee Williams in a . Is it a Colt 45 commercial ?

You know , one of my favorites was that Slits and Long Moolika Bull . That motherfucker went through that China shop boy . They used to turn him loose and he'd come right through that fucking shop boy . Everybody was running . They used to turn them loose and he'd come right through that fucking shop and smash all the plates and shit .

Hey , billy , d was the man , come on man , now you get back to that girl roommate question . Oh , so yeah , go ahead , let me hypothetically answer that real quick .

Go ahead , I'll answer that . So me personally , no , I could not have a girl , a female .

No , no , no , no . You have one , Not if you could .

No , no , no you have one , if I have one .

It's not . If you could , no Okay .

So if I have one , I'm smashing or trying to smash .

Right , that's what I mean , or trying .

We're not saying it't going to take it , he sounds super confident didn't he ? Yeah , he did yeah . I'm just saying that he said that with his whole chest .

That would be too , if I had some Jell-O pudding .

God damn this picture page . I'm just fucking with you , I mean hey .

Hey , no , shout out to Cliff .

Huxtable .

Because , like you said's gonna be that night , you just both sitting up there . You gonna have a movie on .

Netflix you gonna , and you just chilling .

You know I'm making some dinner , netflix and chill , you ain't gonna get nothing , and she Nah . She got a . She got a little T-shirt or tank top on . Y'all gonna do a wrap up With a black t-shirt Do you see , the Pan is on .

She from here too , right .

Adina Howard yeah , she from Phoenix Is she yeah ?

I didn't know that . I thought she was from Atlanta . She's still here Like Mesa somewhere , yeah , yeah , you know what ?

I think I saw that . But yeah so she gonna have some , you know .

So you gonna look over there like you gonna get nowhere in Netflix to chill , bro . You're just going to be sitting on the couch Watching movies in a fucking blanket .

Or snuggle . Nah , she's from that other place , michigan .

Some churches , churches she lives out here .

She lives out here .

You want to go get some Popeyes and y'all go Netflix and chill .

We're going to get some churches , so and y'all go Netflix and chill , we gonna get some churches .

So chicken and dickin , baby we've all seen the show New Girl , chicken and dickin y'all seen the show . New Girl . So it was like what ?

three guys and one girl , so you think , they all I mean if you have an attractive female roommate you definitely going to try this .

I mean off rip . They all tried to press the issue , yeah they did .

Oh , new Girl ? Yeah , I've never seen it . Yeah , they did . It's a TV sitcom , right , it's a TV sitcom , yeah .

I remember hearing about it Zoe Deschanel .

Like the one .

I saw Two Broke Girls oh yeah , I never seen Two Broke Girls . I think she's in that too , huh . No , that's the one with the real big titties , yeah .

Cat and her name , cat Dennings . Yeah , cat Dennings .

She's been switching gears now , right , I don't know the .

With Homeboy , with Chill Mitchell and Tim Allen . Okay , she's been switching gears now , right , I don't know the . Oh with Homeboy , yeah , with Chill Mitchell and Tim Allen , tim Allen , yeah . But I mean , if you have an , attractive female roommate .

there's not one guy in this room that said they wouldn't try . Man , I got to get my money up . What was that gas for ? I know y'all going to come for me when I say this , but I don't know if I would press the issue .

Hey y'all do realize he's under 35 . I wouldn't press the issue , man .

No , no , no , See , we're not saying I'm pressing the issue . Will you go for ?

it this basically is what I'm saying . I don't even know if I'm making little passes , if I mean shit . Okay , real story . So she's sitting up here , hold on , real story , real story . She paint her toenails . You like feet ? Yes , I'm looking , a hundred percent I'm looking and I might even make a little comment .

And then if she be like oh , you want to paint my toenails for me , oh , you ain't going to paint them for her , that's weird . Yeah , but you like feets ? What if she was like let me stick my foot , that that ?

Dude you a walking fucking contradiction .

Walking contradiction yeah , I'm a little .

Scotch Korean .

You ain't going to help the chick ? Paint her toenails , paint her toes .

Yeah , you wouldn't do that , you like feets , nigga , I don't have a steady hand to paint . I'm scared , yeah , but but you , you know , yeah , why not why ?

not , she ain't asking you to paint your toenails , she , she ain't asking you to paint your toenails . She ain't doing that . She saying paint her toenails . Did you hear the ?

question . She said she going to let you paint her toenails .

You said no , it's weird . I did say that .

Dude , that's like going to first base , that's like you being a panty sniffer and refuse to wash your clothes . Hey , hold on , could you walk ? To my laundry for me .

Fuck no , you think that's . You think that's like that's some first base shit . Paint toenails .

Paint toenails Cause ? See , I feel like that would be .

I feel like that would be On some , on some friend zone , type shit , hell no , you don't think so , hell no .

I've touched .

I've touched you . No , no , no , you painted toenails .

No , yeah , because you got to hold her foot in your hand . Yeah , and you know you just kind of you need to get the massaging up a little bit .

Yeah , See that .

Exactly .

Speaking from experience .

Yeah , I know I've never painted toenails before .

You can't let a motherfucker throw you the friends on .

I might need to paint some toenails . Anyway , y'all want to hear this real story . Wait , wait , hold on .

So let's just say you're sitting up here , you got the foot in your hand and then you're just kind of rubbing it . The first thing she's going to say , oh , that feel good , that's the spot right there yeah right . As soon as she say that's the spot man . She's trying to give you some coochie .

That's pressurization , and when them motherfuckers V out , like that them toes V out . You in there , bro .

As soon as she sit up here and be like , oh , that's the spot .

No , listen you started massaging your feet and shit . You didn't hear what I said , Joe . And once them toes V out like that you in there bro . I'm going to say it again I'm not a feet licker .

If she says that's the spot , I'm licking her ankle , you just gonna lick it . See what happens .

Do we have a call Right on time ? Listen . You said you got a story , Real story .

Alright , let's go Alright . So I'm out in Tucson , still going to school , just moved to this new apartment , bitcoin Freddy , because he was my roommate . Bitcoin Freddy is in Japan , so I move into the apartment before he does and I have a lady friend who needed a place to crash for a little bit and I told her that .

Why was she freaking out ? She asked you for a towel .

Yeah , I don't know why , but yeah , was she white ?

How did it look ? How did it look ?

white um , how did it look ? How ?

did it look spectacular you should have told me what'd she freak out for , though ?

you like girl . You asked me for a towel . I don't know .

You should have kicked her out , get out of my house . I don't know what she expected , but yeah .

So what happened afterwards ? Nothing , just hung out , yeah , and that's , and that's why I say I don't know if I would press it , because I mean that's not , but listen but right , well , listen what we're saying .

We're not sent up here trying to get rape allegations .

No no , no , no no we're just saying here you go we're just saying in general , I'm in the shower .

If you have a girl roommate this ain't even the first day , first night , first nothing . It could be three , four months in , but you just sitting up here like , unless it's like , well , obviously , if it's a family member a sibling like I'm not talking about that . It is someone that has no kinship , no relationship , I mean no ties to you at all .

No , I know what you're saying , that's why .

I still don't hypothetically know if I would . Now , if it's been a minute and you know , then the wolf is howling , then shit .

So . So that's a yes , but , like you said , I don't know if I would press the issue , but if she starts giving me signs , yeah , that's what I'm saying . If she wants me to paint her toenails and all that shit .

Yes , 100% , and you know you sitting up here and the lines are getting crossed . On the couch she lays her head on you , yeah , like she's sitting on this couch , you sitting on this couch , and then she be like Jason really scares me . I don't want to get killed . You should come sit next to me , green light . I'm not going to sit next to you .

Yeah , that's a green light right there . He's just dropping draws right there .

Hey . Joe , see , I'm the opposite of Joe , I'm just going all the way extreme with everything .

Say it jokingly , just to see what she does Just drop your draws . Oh damn , Like don't move he just fell off . I don't joke shit , these ain't jokes , these ain't jokes . Serious .

Man , that is hilarious . I'm in the mood for love .

I'm in the mood for love , alfalfa , simply because you're near me .

Right , so we all . That's an alfalfa song .

Yeah , that's my jam song yeah , that's my jam right there .

But now if the , if the scent is put out , yeah , of course we're not just going raw , dog it no ?

she's pretty much got to be like you know what you might wish is going to hit .

Yes , is their move at all times .

As long as things don't get awkward afterward .

That's the thing .

You know shit's gonna get awkward . See , y'all keep moving the goalposts .

Yeah , it's always gonna get awkward , it's just on the surface .

It's almost like basically a I mean , we all said we can't have no female roommate .

One night is one night , you know . But when you start going multiples , luther did say if only for one night .

I won't tell a soul , I won't do that to y'all .

Okay , just say if you did , if y'all did decide to do it , do you go all in ?

Start what Start dating .

Giving her the good stuff . Yeah , you go all the way in .

Like eat her booty and all that stuff . Yeah , you put the head in , you go all the way to the serial number . Oh yeah , you gotta give her all the good stuff .

You gotta beat it up . You don't want that .

You don't want to have the regret pumps Like damn , I'm just know if you go all in , they catching feelings .

Okay , I got another hypothetical I think I kind of got the same one .

Let's say she in there getting it on I mean y'all roommates and she getting it on Now I obviously do leave , or anything like that and she come out .

Can I have seconds ?

I'm talking shit .

What if he wasn't enough ? I'm talking shit Regardless .

Yeah , I don't know . Yeah , exactly , was he in Exactly ?

Was y'all in there doing something ? Was y'all in there having Bible study ?

Yeah , you don't sound like I am . We're meeting up in there . You don't sound like I am waiting to meet them .

I told y'all we ain't getting no guests no .

Hey Christian , what were you going to say ? Shit I done forgot . It's all good .

Yeah , I know we were saying something about the . I don't know . I'll just say something like if homegirl was sitting up here , yeah , and if she was doing it , and and what did it do ? Oh Well , shit , what if she was doing it and and what did , oh you know . And then if , well , shit , what if ?

what if she wasn't doing it ? What if she was doing herself ? What would you do listen ?

oh , that's a good one yeah oh yeah , yeah shit , we all voyeurs by nature .

Yeah , of course but is is that everybody didn't watch the porno ? Is that the , the unspoken green light ?

No .

Listen , the only bad thing about watching is you can't rewind it . That's the only bad thing . You know what I'm saying ?

Oh shit , Because you can't bust it , you just hear it . You're not watching .

It's the same thing . Take it to the next level .

Oh no , go ahead , I got another one now .

Are you like , say she comes out of the room or whatever , you right outside the door but you hurry up and act like you wasn't just listening to her for the last five minutes .

Right .

She comes out the room , you saying anything .

No , I'm not going to say anything If she don't catch me . I ain't saying that .

No , I'm not saying anything .

If she catch me , I'm just going to say damn y'all loud , keep it to yourself .

Okay , I got one then . Now let's just say exactly what he did . But then her door wide open . She ain't decided to shut it . Oh , you stop .

Yeah . Yeah , or you just Slowly shut the door , cause it's open for a reason .

I ain't shutting the door . You gonna shut the door . We don't do that , excuse me .

It's open for a reason , hell yeah .

Why you trying to open An already open door . No , you Slowly shut the door . No , I'm not shutting .

Let me put it this way If I got a female roommate and she in there Getting it in Right ? Just leave the door wide open like that and she know I'm at home .

She wants you to see it .

I'm taking my shit out . You're like , hey , you might as well let me help you , let's pull it out . Go in there and get me some motherfucking zip fizz and it's going to be on .

What's zip fizz Joe .

That's what you dump in the . So it's like water , right , it's like no . They have this one lubricant they call it like .

It's like root beer it is or whatever , oh my goodness , tastes like root beer hey y'all , we know we out of order , but hey remember , this is for entertainment purposes only . We just like to have fun with you .

people Can we get out the roommate thing . I'm never getting a female roommate anyway .

I feel like you've been holding back though .

I am , but I'm not going to get a female roommate .

You got some stories . No , no , no , no no , no .

No , no , no , no , no , no , no no .

No , I'm done , I know . Oh , okay , we got something then .

No , I got something for you .

Okay , go ahead .

This is your favorite track and field . All right , go ahead .

What we got .

Did you see where I think they might have been running a 400 relay or something like that , and the girl hit the girl in the head with the baton .

Now , why would you do that ?

She says it was an accident .

How is that Girl you struck her ? She was swinging you struck her .

And then , how was that an accident ? She was an accident .

Oh , you didn't see the story .

They got the video . Yeah , it's a video . It's been all over the IG . All you got to do is be like girl struck in the head as a parent right and these people I know they're trying to keep it PG and all that old shit . Oh right , these motherfuckers get up and say well , they didn't even apologize to her . We wanted an apology .

No , no , exactly , I saw the girl the girl had a concussion , possible fractures . Yeah , hey , listen them . Batons are hard man .

So they was interviewing the young girl that did it .

They interviewed the girl that did it . Is that the one that was crying ? Yeah , she was crying . What was she crying about ? So now you want to cry ? People who know me know I would never intentionally do something like this .

Girl , you did it .

Nah , there's no way you did it . There's no way to play that off as unintentional Hell . No , she was getting passed up . Now it's different Hell no .

It's different if you got tripped and fell forward .

No , the crazy thing about it was the girl was making a move right and it looks like she was going to gain on the lead girl .

Right , right right .

I think she was going to catch up . It looked like she did her kick .

So now here's my thing too .

Nope , they should automatically get passed on right Nope , she did that shit .

I mean I would think so she can't run . She had a concussion .

I mean you got to put somebody else in her spot , though she had a concussion protocol right there .

Oh , you're talking about the team .

Yeah , the team . Yeah , Remember that's a relay . Yeah .

So they should be able to move on ? Yeah , they should be . That's what she's trying to say . I'm trying to find that . And they had her crying .

I saw that . I thought it might have been fake , or some shit , the perfect Ain't nobody going to get up there and cry like that .

The assaulter is trying to say it was incidental . Okay , okay , come on , y'all Ain't no way .

The girl . Parents are saying they didn't even apologize and this and that .

Yeah , yeah , there's an accident and you apologize . You do the shit Intentionally . You don't apologize you can't even Pass that .

Oh , I'm sorry . I just tried to Strike you in the Fucking head when you was Passing me Because I was About to lose .

That's an Old crash out Right there . That's what we was talking about . Crash out , right , yeah . So I mean what ? I ? I mean what causes you . You know you're getting one . The girl came from behind , as you saw , yeah , you know , and now you're getting caught , she's going to catch . I think she was going to catch that first place .

It looked like she was going to catch you Right .

So , as she's running by you , what do you think Like ? What is she thinking ? Just like this bitch .

Right .

Yeah .

And that's really what it looked like she was , like she cocked back . No , hell , no .

She cocked back , she was running like this to running like this . Like she was about to get come on and the whatchacaller was nowhere near being in sight , Like you weren't trying to lean at all we get some , get back , get the fuck out of here .

I'll be telling them straight up . I was on the news saying you know what , look out for me , because we don't sue in my house . That's all I'm telling you . Oh , for real , yeah , shit . No , we don't sue in my house .

What you going to do .

Fuck . No , I'm coming to get that ass she's in high school . I don't give a fuck . There it is . You fucking hit my daughter like that motherfucker . I'm coming to get that ass . We don't shoot in this house .

What would you have done had you saw that ?

on the track , just like the mama did Jump the fence . I didn't see all that , and ran down to her daughter . But I'd have clocked that bitch , I'd have clotheslined that motherfucker . So fine the high school . Fuck that .

Clotheslined that motherfucker Get out of the clothesline that motherfucker and wait for the daddy .

Listen . You going to jail , I don't care , I'll wait for the daddy Going to jail now Come on dad .

Hey mama , all of them , line them up . You see what LeBron said Come on , dawg , somebody do something to your kid .

No , trust me . No , I understand that Because I've been at hockey matches and someone would say something dirty about me . Yeah , I actually went and stood next to the person that was talking to me .

Exactly that's what the one thing you don't Listen .

You should have told that motherfucker look , Did you ?

knuckle up . You say one more thing and we gonna knuckle up in this bitch . Hey , I tell you this . He looked at me .

Let me tell y'all I have been one to talk about people's kids . Yes , he did me too , but I know you , though .

I know you but I'm just telling you , hold on hold on , let's get to the root of this what I'm saying

is a football game which you know , I participated in football . I thought this young man shouldn't have been on the field . He was like , ah , his skill level didn't seem up to par , but he was out there . Routes was a little trashy and you can be like , oh , it's high school , whatever , it don't make no difference , you're out there . But I wasn't .

We've been at high school football . Bosco's up there man look at the cornerback , Look at his back metal . He can't my thing is .

I'm kind of I'm like not everybody's D1 athlete .

I'm kind of . That's what I said . I was like you know what .

Let me just enjoy the game .

I'm not going to say nothing . It's hard to do though . It's hard to do though , when you've been to the level you've been ?

Yeah , you just sit up here and you just be like Critiquing everything , because you just think like okay , well , they should be , you know like a little bit better . My thing was like when I went out here to watch football high school football and I'm sitting out here at the game , I'm sitting in the stands and I'm like man , you don't hit no pads .

At all .

You know when we play man .

You be like Even , as probably like even when he played . Y'all know when we played , for sure you heard some pads .

It be like ooh ooh oh , the downhill style of play was kind of fading out . If you went to a game in my little hometown .

It would be like going to watch fireworks . It would be ooh .

Ooh , okay , let's go look back at our high school picture . Our pads were sitting up here .

Oh man , our pads were so big man .

Our pads were sitting up here .

And you had a neck roll man . My pads was big in college For real . Hey , listen , y'all Look up any game In the Like late 80s To mid 90s , yeah , and just look at the Like , their equipment and how they were done . And you sitting up here Thinking you see , them little .

DI has some that's a diamond , yeah , that's the stuff that we had .

You see them , big old Limon and shit , and they got a donut on their thigh .

Dog .

Motherfucking donut .

No , they stuff is so nice and sleek . I look at Justin Jefferson because we about like the same build so I'm looking at him like damn , he looks so nice and sleek out there . I probably would have been maybe one point better if my pass wasn't so good .

I get the running , I get the receivers Not good like him , but I get that I get the receivers , I get the field goal kickers and the punters . Y'all wear anything y'all want to wear . Y'all going to be just naked for a long time . Motherfucking hell in a shimmy shirt .

Well , the middle ain't as dangerous as it used to be .

No , no , listen the middle is what you attack now . Yeah , because the middle is wide open .

Now you can't hit a defenseless . Yeah , yeah , you ain't defenseless .

The motherfucker got the ball . It don't matter If he ain't looking at you .

He's defenseless now . He ain't take two steps .

Yeah .

He's defenseless . He's going to be a fly , even if you got them with the shoulder and they sissified . I know that's what he said .

They bottle fed , that's what he said .

It is what it is Exactly .

You put a bottle fed team up against a titty fed team , it ain't going to motherfucking win .

It ain't going to win , fuck , no , hey , listen real quick . I got to pull up some information . Oh , I got to pull up some information . I got my Akron , ohio , person to talk about this week . Who is it ?

Hold on , let me find it . Is it somebody famous ? Yep , do we know who it ?

is no , you won't know , but he's still famous . You know , listen , you know what he did . Iceman , he's not still alive . This was bought , shout out to my did .

Now Iceman ? He's not still alive . This was bought .

Shout out to my sister , april , really , because she bought this to my attention . He may have Wait oh no , no , he's a little bit . He may have been in high school with her , because he's a little . He's just like a couple of years older . Anyway , I like to send a shout out to I'm gonna tell y'all right now , this dude's from Akron , ohio .

oh he was from Akron too , cause I saw the award . You saw the award . I saw it when he got it . Shout out to Paul Tazewell . Wicked , exactly Tazewell . You said Paul .

Tazewell . Shout out to Paul Tazewell .

Wicked , exactly Tazewell , you said Paul .

Tazewell . Shout out to Paul Tazewell . Yup , t-a-z-e . Hopefully I'm saying his name right . I haven't seen .

Wicked . I haven't seen Wicked , but I saw . But you heard of it , so he did all the costumes . Yup , damn , yeah , first black costume .

First , I think he graduated in 1982 from Bookdale High School . So Bookdale was the school Chris would have went to if he didn't go to that old bougie parochial Catholic school . Right , you know a couple people went there . Go ahead say it . Who else went there ? Joe , I don't know the GOAT .

Yeah .

LeBron .

James .

Michael Jordan went Leron . Leron went there , guess who else went there .

Who else went there ? Jerome Lane , throw it down , jerome . If y'all know who Jerome Lane is , you shout out to my boy , jerome . He broke the backboard when he was at Pitt 50,000 something points . Guess who else went there . I can keep going .

I don't want to know no more . Larry Henderson , you lived across the street from him . My brain is overloaded right now .

Thanks for the rides to St V Larry .

My brain is overloaded right now .

I got one more , not another one . Brian Winhurst . His mom was our health teacher . Never heard of him , dude . He worked for ESPN . You know , brian Winhurst , come on , joe .

Nah , I don't know who ?

that is Guess who . You have heard of Me , nigga . I went there Now I'm saying you ain't never heard of him . Go ask Akron about me , nigga .

Okay , let's talk about . I googled you .

Let's go ask , go it's gonna all be wiped up .

It took me About three hours to find your name Anywhere in Akron .

In Akron . That's probably cause LeBron went there .

I'm just saying it took me like three hours , you saying I was like man , where the fuck the fuck is this motherfucker at ? I found Chris , but I can't find Chris no more , though they took his shit off .

You can't find none of us . Lebron took it off . They took his shit off .

Listen you're going to see .

LeBron , maverick Carter , brian Winhurst . Oh yeah , Maverick Carter went there .

They took y'all niggas off oh you can't find none of us .

That's what it says .

You don't even know we went there no more . Eventually , we all just become memories .

Lost in the angels of time .

That's all it is . Now that Joe done hurt my feelings .

I'm going to need some more gummy worms . Hey man , them gummy worms hit For real All right now let's talk About this Crown Royal man .

No , anyway , for real , shout out to Paul Tazwell , crown Royal .

Shout out to Paul Tazwell .

Now oh go ahead .

I wanna hear Y'all niggas justification For calling me Low class Cause I drink Crown Royal .

Ew . Do you keep the bag ? Where do we start ? You make a jacket out of that no , I don't keep the bag ? What ?

you're gonna make a jacket out of it . I had a bunch of them .

I got some I even had the brown ones , some bags for you so where do we start ?

what type of whiskey do you normally partake in crown royal Royal ? Okay , that's your problem . So I used to be a connoisseur of Crown Royal and I still like Crown Royal , but I've gotten bougie-fied .

Is that a word ? It is now .

It is now this nigga's rich . I ain't rich , I just know rich people .

So I've stepped my palate up To some .

Better class whiskey that make Crown World taste like it ain't Shit Please , oh Negro Damas .

Enlighten me Negro .

Damas here On the finer things in life , give me three and then I'll ask for three from Joseph here .

Three whiskeys that are better .

Three whiskeys that are better than Crown man . That's easy , that is very easy .

Give me three .

Oh man I know Joe got some Weller . Let me see Blanton's EH .

Taylor Eagle Wear Nigga that's four , you can't count . I ain't never heard of them .

Okay , Give me some .

Joe , actually , before you give me some , before you give me some , see , he's a cognac , where would y'all rank Woodford Reserve ?

Low man , that's kind of harsh bro , that's like for old men . I'm not a big Woodford you got to be an old guy to drink that shit . Okay .

You drink it , I've drank it . I've drank it I heard of Wild Turkey . Yeah , I've heard of Wild Turkey .

You got to be a strong man and drink Wild Turkey and shit like that . That's bourbon . Woofers is just like that bullet bourbon and all that shit . I think it's all depending on bullet bourbon and all that shit . I think it's out of the pen . You're going to say Crown is like a brandy . Crown is like a brandy and I'm not a fan of brandy .

I heard of Paul Masson .

I've never heard of Paul Masson .

You know Irk and jerk .

E&J .

Easy Jesus . See , that's all brandy , so that's kind of like a brandy type thing .

That's what I started drinking .

when I first started drinking , I think cognac is like a real fine brandy .

I went from E&J to had a long relationship .

Hey somebody said , e&j will electrocute and jolt your body .

Okay , long relationship with Hennessy . Hennessy's good though that I found , I never liked that .

I never liked Hennessy .

I mean not the VS .

VSOP . I can do the VSOP Now is there ?

a certain class of Hennessy that you're talking about .

Oh , Enlightened One .

Hennessy is a cognac Joe's , the expert on cognac .

I just wanted to make sure that me drinking Hennessy was up to his snuff . No , no , it's not , it sucks . The VSOP is good , the XO is good , oh man , but I think just saying Johnny Walker Blue is probably better than all of them .

What's your take on Hibiki ?

Don't drink that .

Why not ?

Japanese . I don't even know where to get that shit from .

It's Japanese , japanese whiskey yeah , I don't know my shit .

See like he know rich people . I know ghetto rich people , so he knows the bougie , you know the bougettos . Yeah , okay , hey , shout out to what was that . Who was that ? Murphy Lee , who came out with that ? My bougetto get me high class liquor , okay so .

I've learned over the last four to five years the different levels of this liquor right , so you got allocated liquor that you can't even get . It's hard to get .

So like imports .

No , they're local liquors that are hard to get .

Like Pappy Van .

Winkle Can't get it . You want a new bottle of Pappy Van Winkle .

Just say it costs a lot , don't mean it tastes good , that's true .

Yeah , that's true . You ever had a Chattanooga 91 ? No , no , ooh , delicious , delicious . It's all based on taste , what's that ? So that is a ? That's an imported whiskey straight from Tennessee ? No , you can't get it , that's not imported . It's no , somebody imported it . For me it's local . No , it's not local . No , it's an American distillery Import .

But see you know they .

They have like the Jack Daniels bottle in bonded . That's pretty good .

Usually you get a bottle In bonded liquor . I can't do Jack , I don't have Jack . Well , this is 100 proof , though I don't have a good relationship with that man .

This is 100 proof , though . Awesome .

Bosco , what do you think ? I'll take your word for it .

No it is .

All I know is Night Train Thunderbird .

Wild Irish Rose . I've heard of Wild Irish Rose . Cisco , cisco , wild Irish Rose . I've heard of Wild .

Irish Rose , cisco , cisco . I've heard of Cisco , cisco , the Surgeon General Took that shit off the shelf , you just go to the local .

You know , listen , the alcohol place Over on 75 .

I told you , I know all the wine , no liquors . Nah , you have to go in the hood To get Cisco .

Oh yeah , you ain't gonna get that shit up , no way Nah .

Shout out to these gummy worms .

If it's north of Indian School , you ain't getting it , not , no , cisco ?

Hey , I know where a nice spot is to get good alcohol on 75th and Indian School , the southwest corner .

Hmm . I forget your name in the store .

It's the 83rd and Indian School On 75th and Indian School . I'm absolutely sure . I know it's the 83rd in Indian School On 75th and Indian School . I'm absolutely sure .

I know that one on 83rd in Indian .

School . You can't get in . He got to let you in . You hit the little buzzer and then he'll let you in .

I know the one on 83rd in Indian School . They have really good practice hey .

Rod , did you ever watch that movie ? I told you all about no , I didn that movie .

I told you all about ? No , I didn't watch it yet . Kill , yeah , which one is ?

it kill . Oh , it's on hulu . Oh , I got . No , I got a show for y'all the pit . You watch the pit , the pit . It's er on crack better than y'all did y'all watch er . Yeah , man the pit , check it out that's all .

Is it a series ?

or a movie .

That's the thing I know you don't watch series yeah , I mostly just kind of watch . I said SWAT , which everybody like we know . You watch SWAT .

The last movie . Don't you watch Hawaii 502 ? I watched 688 .

I watched SWAT and Abbey Elementary . Yeah , did you finish Paradise ? I had never started Paradise . Oh , I thought you watched it , oh yeah , you got to watch it .

I think Joe is a movie watcher too .

No , I just said , I just watched 6888 .

Yeah , yeah , that was good . Did the Beast whatever finish up .

Oh yeah , oh the games , beast games . Yeah , that finished up who ?

won .

You know you can't mess it up for people , oh yeah yeah , yeah , no , I mean it's already all who won . No , no , I'm saying , but still you don't want to be . You might not want to be that person , you don't want the dickhead , trust me . You might dog just tell them go watch it . Yeah , go watch Watch Beast Games because somebody .

Y'all welcome people for me saving y'all , I did watch Heart Eyes .

Heart Eyes , what'd you think ?

Tell me they got it listed as a comedy , but it was good . I'm like this ain't no goddamn comedy .

That shit was funny and you know that's Cupid Gooding Jr's son , right ?

Yeah , Shout out to what's his name Mason Mason .

Oh , that's his son . Yeah , that's Cupid Gooding Jr's son . You can't see ?

his son no , yeah , you watch it again . You'll be like , oh , you pull this picture up . You'll be like I absolutely see it .

He looks just like him . One thing I'll say about him , though I hope he does something different in his next project , because he's starting to get typecast .

Oh , like he always does that pretty boyfriend with the white girlfriend .

He's always in well . His first two movies I've seen him in have been slashers . Oh , like Scream . He was in Scream 6 or 7 .

He should be in Madea . Actually he was in both . The Screams Huh .

He'll be on some Tyler Perry project . Yeah , the light-skinted savior .

Hell yeah , he going to be the new Shamar Moore , because you know Shamar Getting a little up there in age , you might not wanna hear it , but from one old man that's kinda holding it down .

For the man that's 50 plus . Tell me , use Noxzema , knock all them wrinkles out .

That shit is strong .

Old school Noxzema . You said old school . Yeah , put that Noxzema on there , baby .

That shit'll knock you out Just from smelling it . Noxzema on there , baby , that shit will knock you out just from smelling it Noxzema yeah , yeah that , and some Ambit Skin Cream .

Hey , you ever got some Noxzema around your man area .

No , yes I did Shave with it Good for you , I got some you shaved with .

Noxzema , fuck yeah .

I messed around and got some Bengay around there . You should try it .

Oh yeah , like the tingly . Wow , it was tingly , huh .

You a freak .

It was by accident .

I forgot , I had it on my hand . You don't accidentally put Bengay nowhere .

You get an itch and you scratch . I'm like , oh man .

I ain't wash your hands that nigga a freak .

It was one of those . You a freak . It was one of those Freak . No , I was .

Freak , I had put it on my knee we talking to Silky right now ?

No , we ain't talking to Silky Freak boy .

Silky is indisposed , indisposed .

Look , I'll tell you this , Put on an extra tight jock with some fucking icy hot or some shit .

Let's just see how long it takes . A few movies , a few movies that's coming out Black Back .

I'm gonna see that .

Not sure .

Huh , I'm gonna go see that . You know what it's about . Yeah , it's kinda like Mr and Mrs Smith , remember that . Oh , yeah , but serious .

Okay , novocaine , novocaine , I wanna see that too .

Yeah , I wanna see that too .

Yeah

I don't want to see that . I'm going to see that Ash , my evil dead , ash , I don't know .

Just all I see is ash . You know we don't fact check , so I like to uh tell everybody that right now I ain't had time to do my research , but it was first time listeners we working ahead right now Minecraft . I might go see that . I know it's a video game Is it ?

based off a video game , yeah .

Oh shit , and let me see , I think we have Chicago .

My kids will want to see that . I hope it's better than Warcraft .

Warcraft , yeah , warcraft , yeah . I seen that on a bootleg and I wasn't impressed . Hey , I think .

I might go see Snow White , though I'll go see Snow White Of all the Disney movies and stuff .

Oh , they're doing the live action Snow .

White . Yeah , I think I'm going to go see it .

It didn't , isn't it ? And she kind of like she's brown or something . Yeah , wow , look like a nice looking young lady . You think they went crazy over the little mermaid . Yeah . Oh my goodness , they have a fit with this shit . Trump might even step in .

Be like man go ahead and hurry up and put that wall up .

Send them all back . Hey , speaking of that man , you see he's a never mind . I think it was just a joke , A joke , real , Just kidding . Did y'all know ? And I'm just reading this oh , Mickey's 17 . Yeah .

I don't know what that's about , but I think he's 17 lives or died 17 .

Oh 17 of them or some shit .

Oh , I already said Black Bag .

So do y'all know ? Noah Laws and Tyreek Hill are racing . They're going to race 60 meters For what they're going to race Sprint . No , why Noah Law ? And who ? Everybody knows Noah Law .

Noah Law is going to blow him away , that's what I'm saying .

That's what I think .

Who's racing ? No , it's going to be okay for a light Tyreek Hill Listen 60 meters .

Tyreek Hill is going to get him 60 meters and 60 ? He might get him at 60 . Tyreek will get him Uh-uh .

You don't think he'll get him at 60 ? Is a good race . I saw . I saw I is . They got it on FanDuel . You gonna bet on Tyreek ? Yeah , I'm gonna bet on Tyreek you trying to get your money up huh yeah , no , but listen , that's the .

that's the right distance to race . If you gonna race , yeah , cause you . Just you just building up , it ain't like . I just don't think that because they listen like with track you got to like whenever transition from football to track , you got these quick twitch muscles .

they just line him up . Put Worthy in there too , xavier Worthy .

Oh shit , they might as well .

Cause he ran that 4-2-2 right .

Uh huh .

Listen , I don't think .

Tyreek Hill is faster than Xavier Worthy . Somebody broke that . I don't think so either . Yeah , he's quicker . I don't think he's . Yeah , he's quicker .

I don't think he's faster . Yeah , no , that's what I'm saying . I don't think he's faster .

Who's the kid that ran the 4-2-1 ?

Oh , the new kid ? Yeah , I don't know .

We don't fact check on your show .

Was that official ?

Yeah , it his name .

I forget he was from texas , though .

Yeah , but no , no , he used to be at bama . Then he transferred to texas . Yeah , yeah , I'm not mistaken . He used to be at bama . Yeah , was it a ? 421 , I thought it was like it's a 421 . Yeah , yeah , it's a 421 boy these boys are super fast , all right .

So that's the only reason I'm saying , because no allows , like , when are they training ? I mean , when are they racing ? That's what I'm trying to find . Because Noah Lyles is currently running outdoor , so he's training for and he's running in live , live events Like Tyreek Hill . Dude , it's just a difference Like that that take off that quick twist .

It just says they agreed to race In 2025 . So so we all .

Is it ?

winner take all . We can all kind of agree that football players Are some of the most Amazing athletes , right True , and they can probably transition to any sport and do just fine . What do you think these Olympic level sprinters would do on a football field ?

That's been done before , bro . It didn't turn out well yeah they tried Skeet .

Didn't Justin Gatlin try ?

Y'all remember what happened to Skeet , don't you ?

He played for a little bit though .

Man . They hit that motherfucker so hard he shook for about 40 minutes .

Yeah he did , but see again .

going down the middle was dangerous back then I'm talking about in today's NFL .

Man , what happened to Tua ? Is he done ? Will he be done ? Will he be done ? Should he be done ?

I don't know . Ask ESPN . They've seen the one fire motherfuckers .

Dude . I think some of them may be okay . It depends . Usain Bolt Wouldn't have been Fred Curley , but he doesn't count because he played . He played football . So I'm trying to think of the guys . That's just a straight sprinter ?

I don't think .

Noah Lowry would do that , right right , he's a straight sprinter , because there are some guys that's super , super fast and that's just run track , but they're ex-football players , so I'm sure your question is for all the guys that didn't participate in football just like Christian .

Coleman , because O'Skee just ran track , but he played for a little bit , though he played .

He was on the team for a second . I'm saying he put up His numbers weren't bad . It wasn't bad .

Nigga , you get me going across the middle .

I'm going to put up His numbers weren't bad . It wasn't bad , nigga , you hit me Going across the middle , i'ma do the same thing , man .

They hit that Motherfucker hard .

So I get what . I get what you're saying .

I know he's talking . Oh , he got hit .

Nigga . You hit this nigga Like that . It's gonna happen to you . Like Marquis Goodwin , he was a track . But , he was also a football guy , yeah , he was a track ? Yeah , no , I don't think , no , yeah . You know it'll be it depends on the person , probably Like when DK Metcalf went to go run against the track people he represented .

Yeah , he held his own .

But you see what happened . Yeah , that'd be the exact same way if the track folks came over Right , the purely like I said , I know for you track people listening to this . I ain't run track on y'all's level or anything , but we talking about the true , true track , like you said , like Noah Live , nah , like Usain Bolt and all them .

It's quick too , yeah it's different .

Like Tyreek Hill is great because he's so quick , and that's what Xavier Worthy will probably end up transitioning there too .

You think it would be off the line ? They'd have a problem beating the press or just simply running routes Both .

And they probably just awkward , they probably can't catch .

I'm pretty sure they could learn though .

If you sit up there in line .

I'm sure there's Nobody's had that patience .

Track athletes ain't doing the dot drill . You know what I'm saying .

The quick stuff , and then you mess around .

You get laid out one good time or get a little turf burn , see , but then they're not used to cutting either .

Yeah , they're just used to just straight out .

My ACL going to come out and wrap around his neck Right .

See , that's the thing . When Randy Moss was super , super fast , he was used to the stopping and going and all that .

So you know it's a difference . I'll tell you one last thing how fast do you think Turpin is for Dallas ?

He's fast . I think he's faster than Tyreek that might be . I'm telling you I think it's like two dudes like him and Worthy , I think you know who . Dudes like him and Worthy , worthy , I think .

You know who else was fast ? Was Mostert , mostert was fast . Yeah , he was .

He was , he was , yeah , he was .

He got a little age , a little weight . Yeah , yeah . See , that's the thing , because you start to bulk up a little bit .

That damn Turpin , though when he did that spin looked like they shot him out of cannonball .

Yeah , no , he is , he's fast Most of us .

Most of us are in track too , though yeah yeah so , and he's small so he probably run the fuck out of the track .

He probably oh , turpin , yeah , he probably do really .