From Touchdowns to Trendsetters: A Deep Look at Our Influences

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You know I like it got the intro and outro . I talked to the outro to Leon in a minute . Shout out to Leon . Anyway , welcome to the nobody's talking podcast . You have three of your favorite friends here today . Joe Joe's currently running errands .

I'll better play Tennessee , okay .

That's I know . I think he knows some people from Tennessee . Yeah so they always play the third Saturday in October . Okay yeah , october football man is . I mean , it don't hit me , but when I'm back home in Midwest , oh it hits . Or when you watching games from the Midwest or watching the little Ivy League games , like , oh yeah .

This is football , right here .

Start cooling down and yeah , and it's . It feels like football weather to me here in Arizona , like January , january . I don't you like oh , this was like football weather , and then you send up here like it's January , it's already the playoff .

It's crazy . Like you think , you know we're . We're past the middle of October . There's still over 100 degrees . It's not , I'd be watching , watching the football games there in there . Little sweatshirts .

Yeah , you'd be sitting up here like man up , take all I know for sure , dog . I remember playing , and cats was like , oh , we're going wrong , we're going wrong , she Not , I , not never . No , never , never have I ever went wrong . He's talking football , yeah .

I don't know people doing fuck that .

No , give me a sleeve . So listen , here's the thing when you go wrong , it's just when your arms . Your arms is just exposed , or even cuz I mean . A lot of times people later legs are exposed , but when they say you go on raw everything is just like when you just got your arms just out .

No , uh-uh , never cold . Always put on long sleeves with . They wear shirts online bro .

Then we're shirts underneath . Yeah , no , they show the past .

We know they will do . Cuz first off is why would you wear shirts underneath ? Because if my didn't wear shirts it would cut me .

It just started chasing and , yeah , it's straps .

There's a man . I'm a real man . I know you're real Because they know a god . Could I have to wear a cut-off shirt , like I Wear sleeveless shirt , but oh , one October hit in Illinois . Bring out the long sleeves . Yeah , I got the I got , the I got already got on the leggings . I wear them all the time .

Yeah , I wore tights all the time .

Yeah , it was like no , Come on , you gotta go wrong with us at least one time . No man , I think not .

Row in a center they're putting all that gasoline on their arm 20 degrees .

What the fuck I look like .

So when I know and introduced that you know that cold weather gear is all tight , the tight sleeves , cuz they were the first ones that really really do it who , under armor Nike , nike I don't think Nike was a , I think under armor was the first ones to really do the tight , Well , well hind H I N D Hind , okay , yeah .

I was definitely not under armor . It wasn't Nike either , but I don't know what it was . But yeah , I Starts . I guess because they had running gear .

You know somebody gonna sit up here and be like Y'all , forgetting about Whatever brand they talking about .

Yeah , they're wasn't just making helmets yet . Right right , right , yeah , to be something like that .

Right , uh , cuz I know I did . I had something , I don't even remember what it was . It had like the little I know I wore that thing when it was cold out boy . I had a black one and a white one who , so I know , obviously we were sponsored by Nike but we had the Like undershirts , but I don't think , I don't know .

I go three-quarter .

I at least go , probably like to the elbow , and then you know , I wear , always , wore a glove , so yeah , good , next gracious . I've seen if they're looking at them , cats now they got everything now . Boy looks so cold out there , yeah but , then when it's hot , oh , oh , whew , are you so they burning up ?

I know we talked about this a couple episodes but they some of the teams got I think it's LSU they got air condition .

Oh , you like the fans .

Yeah .

Yeah , now that I don't know , I had to see it . Hey , if anybody out there Wanna let me put on a full uniform , I Want to try one on , I don't , preferably . Uh , let me say , did you Nike brand ?

did you do the full spat ?

No , in high school I did it . In high school I spat . But in college , yeah , like I didn't spat at all in college , I just wore Like little footies , but it's okay , you know , ankle socks , tights and then the things . But in high school , yeah , it's bad . Yeah , I remember shout out to I think her name was Tracy like our trainer man .

But I didn't really understand that . I know the purpose of it but I'm like I Don't know . I just didn't like my egg was that tight .

I'll give my ankle taped anyway , yeah .

Yes , yeah , I wouldn't yeah .

So I was like we just gonna go the whole nine yards . Okay my ankles always taped anyway , cuz I twisted the language a lot . Okay you still Long as I can still yeah , pressure I just get them taped and put the sock on , put the spat on at that point , just look cool .

Hey , that's not , that's what . I did look cold because people , because it looked cool , you put the little white spat on it's yeah , yeah .

Running . Look at that . Yeah , no , we had . When I remember , one time I wore Black spat , the coach made me cut it off away from the hood . I was catching cramps and it's I cut that I was like the first time .

I think the wise is just wear long socks and I just fold them under my under my cleats .

Oh yeah , yeah , I mean , a lot of people did that . Yeah , I did , I did see some cats , some cats was doing that in college .

I was like yeah , Once they started doing me for no , once they started saying , oh , he's a real athlete , and they start being nicer to me , doing what I asked them to do , because at first they wouldn't do it for me . They don't play me All right , so freshman year I just used to just roll my socks under my cleats after that .

Yeah , they're in your stripes .

Yeah , they was like oh , we got you so ?

was you one of the cats that had the back pad Hanging out the back of the Jersey ?

Hey , let me tell y'all this right now I'm gonna tell you the coldest running back ever With that back pat Ricky powers Nigger . Let me tell you about my boy . Shout out to Rick . He was a big 10 freshman of the year , actually in 90 , probably 90 , 91 .

Okay .

Yeah , he made bad decisions because he went to a terrible school , but I still love anyway . Shout out to my boy , rick Dog . When this dude was in high school , he used to like the the red pads . Okay and the way he used to man this cat used to look so cold .

We talked about dog , it was just flying dog .

Yeah , boy , like I said , shout out to Ricky powers boy . A , one of the acronyms , one of the . If not , because now I'm going up to my high school , I came you know some of the kids this after , but he's actually One of the best running backs ever even coming out of coming out of Ohio period .

I would be good to have two catches in a year .

Well , it's like okay . So you know , take that the fantasy football NFL right , you wouldn't want it to drive me .

I would have been your last pit . Well , it's like now , okay used to be running backs .

That's who you want . Yeah , now it's all , all wide receivers yeah it shifted .

Now , man , it's crazy . Yeah , yeah , I'm gonna tell you right now who would kill it Marshall , fall , marshall fall .

Kill it . Oh , edger and James , eric , eric Metcalf .

Will eat this league . Yes , I'm gonna tell y'all right now I'm just talking about all my favorite people . Besides Ricky Powers , that's just my , that's my dude , but my favorite football player of all time it's Charles Glatman , high school . My favorite football players are height is Actually you know most people . You like Jerry Rice or whatever .

I Don't know if it was , I mean cuz . We don't know how it was out , where you were we ?

because Andre where ? Because Andre where was ? Well , I know he's a little bit older than I am . Oh dog , they was tossing the ball around where they . They was doing that running shoot .

We . We was kind of 50-50 . We passed the ball , we run the ball , but what year did you come out of high school ? 96 , okay yeah .

Starting with you , you come out 2001 we was 97 , 3 she we might have been 99 and .

I see they . They was even starting to pass around that time too .

Yeah , see , that's when they started passing ball now . Now it's all about the air attack .

They put them up in the club . It was weird too , because our whole conference was kind of a running conference . We get to the playoffs , oh , and then everybody through a different world .

It's all about the flash . Now , though , people want . People don't want to go see three yards in the club .

No , hell , no , you don't , it's I like , like .

I love good defense . I love a good defensive ball game . Yeah , yeah but because I play defense . But Again , man , people don't want to see just pound , pound , pound , they want to see that ball go from the air the long deep . You know , nine route Play , action , all that stuff .

Uh-huh .

That's what they want to see , but the run run pass option .

Just sitting up here like man just running option . Oh , that's what a part of yeah , we had Option , because y'all's quarterback throw .

Mm-hmm .

Yeah , he had a cannon and they ain't throw the ball . Y'all's coaches suck . Tell him I said .

Run . We average like 42 . He was fast too , so it was just we graduated . He switched to tailback . They brought the sophomore up and made him the quarterback .

Oh did .

I . I just wanted to get the athlete the ball it was our best .

Athletes were running backs , like our wide receivers .

They wanted to look out to the block .

Yeah , they weren't really what . They had no speed .

We did , we had a , we had a few athletes . I know speed and a different position in the catching .

You know it's marginal . We have what the one , our best catcher . He was just , but he had hands , but he was so slow .

No , that's terrible . What , in your opinion , is the worst offense ? To watch Like a team or if you're just , if you're choosing the offense , whether it's like the air raid or , oh no shit , the one like is just running , running like a wing T I for the power to fall full house and them niggas .

It's like the quarterback is under the center in the in the running just turn our life dive right , dive rough yeah . The line of scrimmage like what fuck ? First off , why y'all so tight close to each other ? Second off , and also we're gonna do , is hey this way dive , that way dive counter .

Tell you , niggas , do you don't remember the full house when that shit , when cats used to come out , then they used to put their arms out and it's a touch fingertips , and then you had to touch the cat directly behind the quarterback , you . But I , oh see , nigga , see , I come from that area .

Yeah them niggas ran the full house .

Christian and Koye .

But they were . I mean they did them . The middle back was six , three like 249 we're in high school and other back he was like on 05 11 . He was close to 200 pounds . That was big . All they ran with the full house . They just run directly at you .

They just trying to , they ran in .

They ran in tight , they had a wire , see would be one maybe out wide . He was split and then most time it was just in time .

Yeah , one job . Hey , yeah , they locked the end or the outside line .

We come from the time we're gonna work on my first I get outside . They weren't doing that , but they was just coming up the middle like a Stop a when , when cats was sitting up there you know they be they called them split ends . It wasn't even called wide receivers , see . Now they just say receiver , I Play , it was why receive ends , yep .

I think we call we call them flankers .

So what a flanker was the flanker was like the slot . He was like the slide . Yeah , the flanker was the slot because we are flanker .

He was the flanker and then he was the rat , depending on whatever play was calling the split ends was the one day they would change , so they they were always saying them in with the play call yeah . So it was . It would change every play , have a different wide out , because they didn't fucking matter what .

Y'all want to hear something funny . This , when I got in the college I'm sitting up here thinking this was my worst word is never , ever happened . But my worst fear was the coach telling me to play , and then I forget it by the time I get to the quarterback .

Yeah , well , you worry about it too , like once you- . I would sit up here and be like I should get out of high school because you know in high school to play at the either

What's the different in college ?

You start getting to college in the NFL you see them fucking play calling .

They be like hey , that's good , that's good job at that point , at that point .

But it's so easy to just say I'm right yeah yeah , you do 32 dives .

Yeah , exactly .

Then when they start throwing up these letters and the numbers , and then you'd be like oh , throw some names . You start thinking when it'd be like , oh , louis Louis , now check this out . So now , when we hear Louis Louis , you know them niggas going left , right , nope .

Y'all was going right .

But because here is the thing people's names , people's names was actually right . Cars were left , I mean they would switch it up . So you hear , louis Louis . They'd easily say Louis Louis , they be like oh , they're going left , they're going left , but you jackass .

Niggas run and play .

Niggas , if I had to sit up here and they would call like a timeout , like this cat don't even remember to play , I'd be like man , you looking back at the coach , like , yeah , that's when you , that's when you sitting up here , like dog , when that's almost like when was the moment when you sat up here ?

Yeah , you just , you just go through the numbered holes .

Yeah , I'll tell you . I know everybody like what is ? These niggas sitting up here talking about High school memories and plays . I'll tell you what . Because it's football season , I might have to go watch some high school football tonight .

Hey , yeah , I know I need to . I've been saying I was going to .

Yeah , I want to go .

I told you , I want to go see Cortez , I don't know what it is .

I was going to say that I went past Cortez and watch , but it wasn't Cortez .

It was season sharp as butt . Oh , yeah , yeah , yeah Word , they were out playing .

They were at home . I see my centennial , my kids school centennial .

Hey they , they were out playing .

They beat the school centennial , hey they number one .

They beat Chadler last week . Oh did they ? 29 to 28 .

Oh yeah , was that ? Was that one on TV ? I don't know if it was on TV . Hey , centennial played Liberty , don't they ?

That's it in the season . That's the last game Going to that , yeah , yeah . Yeah , Sterling wait , when is it ? It's .

November 3rd , november 3rd , yep . Where is that Liberty or ?

Centennial , centennial's in Peoria , yeah .

Yep , that's right , that's where my kids go , yeah , so shit . As soon as we , as soon as we leave here to the game we go .

I want to be here that day .

I got to go to um baby shower that week .

Oh you got to , you got to .

Making babies .

That nigga about to be an old ass , daddy dawg .

Oh man , you almost to a football team Getting close .

Don't tell nobody Y'all you're gonna and how you gonna feel when it's time to play catch with your son and cause I would be like so when your kid is 15 , not not the , not the newborn , your youngest .

Um well , he got about 12 years left , so like 52 .

Oh no , you're still be All right .

Yeah , oh yeah , you're all right Hopefully you still got the energy I play catch with him now , but you know he got the most energy ever . You know they'll have things that like oh , it's how you tire your kid out . Just have him run back and forth .

My son he love that shit , you little kids .

Dog man . I used to like it .

We can do this for two hours . So , now I just run back and forth and I just throw the ball .

Hell yeah , catch it . My pop used to sit up there . He'd hit me on them bombs Like hell yeah , that was fun . You just see it feel .

You just take off running we just had hoops all over the house , so wherever he at you pick a ball , you just shoot all day . Yeah , we from Illinois . They got a little hooping in them .

You think he's going to be a hooper . Can you hoop ?

Mm , hmm , I'm not like a really good shooter , though . I'm not like a defensive player and I get to the rim , but like shooting far from Steph Curry .

Shit nigga , we all are . I'm far from that .

In my mind I am . That's all I do now . I don't want to go to the whole world . No dude , that's it , dude .

Listen , I'm sitting up here limping as we speak . That's too much body contact . Whatever that plant , her Plant , her fasciitis , I think I might have it and just basic play walking down the court , kind of jogging down the court , you know later on that Sunday . I've been limping all week Like what in the hell .

I think my son he fuck around and if he just keep going in this trajectory and trying to be , he going to fuck around the opposite soccer , which I ain't going to be mad at him .

You see these niggas kids play hockey .

They get paper and soccer . They play hockey Whatever if he likes it .

It's going to make him .

Problem with soccer , though , is they got a . It's a European those .

European . Yeah , they got to go , they got to go over , they got to go overseas . It's a world sport .

So he's got all that to compete with , to contend with on the world level .

You playing the MLS . You be all right , let me make . Chicago fire .

Who ? Uh no , don't , don't tell me about messy . What does the regular cat make ? I don't know . That's a good question . That's because I know , messy makes a lot and all the stars that like , if I'm sure , renado they make a little .

They make a little bit of money . It's like man , they like messy them , come over . They just like yeah .

See Renado going to mess around on how old he is , but it watch . When he get 55 , he's going to come over here . I guarantee they're going to give him 30 million a year Average average salary , the MLS , is just under 500,000 . The average salary yeah .

Shall .

I take it .

Or senior roster non-designated players 438,000 .

Because obviously messy is . The is the highest , so that's why I want to know who is the , the person under him , that's why I want to know what I would like a regular MLS .

Well then it says here is a minimum salary .

Their minimum salary is 500,000 .

The most earned place 84,000 . Oh , 84? .

Yeah , that's a lot of running for 84,000 . The highest bank make 14 million . Damn , that's a big discrepancy . I'm like hey .

You're probably the niggas that don't play , so you , you , but you on the squad . You know it's just like they , they , they need practice bodies .

Hey , let me tell you , I'm like hey , I'm like hey , I'm like hey , I'm like hey , I'm like hey , I'm like hey . Let me tell you this they're going to get you .

Would you say 84 ? Aka dead bodies . Listen , I'm going to tell you this $84,000 . I'm just going to give me a regular job coach . I'm not doing all that running . I can , I can . I can stay where I'm at . I'm like what the hell I'm doing ? I just walked two miles a day .

Well , it depends if I'm sitting and just sitting on the bench and just watching .

I'm fine with the . I still got to run , though that's still a lot of running . That's working out .

You get to work out for $84,000 a year . That's a lot of running . That is a lot of running . You ain't got to do nothing else .

You know I might get kicked in the face with the soccer ball .

We're really going to be like and you know that's only during practice- Like cause .

Just think , when you go to what is it ? The header , and then you and other dude and then y'all here has now got a concussion and hopefully they pay for my medical bills .

More than that , that's that . That means I'm actually on the field .

Yeah , but that's what I'm saying . This is all practice .

I'll be a practice body for 84 .

I know the NFL they make a regular job , I guess in the off season , cause you know , like you playing you getting 84 .

I don't know how many months they play six , seven either let her get a sugar mama , you know , you get one of them . Uh , one of them old ladies that like you running around in your shorts .

That the Hootie daddy soccer .

Get away from me . Soccer players , oh lady .

It legs be biggest hell from all that .

They had to have some beautiful women too . They do that's like . I don't know about the MLL and stuff , I'm sure they do , but like international . And then you look comparatively to like what they look like and you see , they lady . You send that peer like , oh okay , you know this nigga makes a lot of money .

Well , it's like Ronaldo or whatever , the highest paid athlete in the world .

Yeah , he's a handsome looking cat , though Highest paid athlete in the world . I don't want to say who I'm actually speaking about right now , but y'all can look him up , look at this girl and look at him . Oh , I'm not even saying nothing , cause .

I don't want I don't want no troubles .

I want no troubles . But I know he's international .

That's a good question , though .

LeBron James .

Okay , okay .

LeBron James .

I might have to take that Ronaldo money . Yeah .

Dude , after a while I mean , would you do money ? So here's the thing .

But the world , but he's also worldwide figure too .

He's probably LeBron is worldwide , lebron is big as Jordan .

Big as Jordan ?

I don't think he's as big as Jordan . No , he's the world on a level , because Jordan is a brand , literally a brand .

Know who people live , like some people are like LeBron .

LeBron and Ronaldo yeah , that's , people know who LeBron is .

Kobe sent them cats over to China .

Them cats be going oh yeah . That's China , though , but you said the world . That's part of the world .

Michael Jordan .

Oh no , but Jordan , yeah no , Jordan he's , he's atmosphere .

Yeah , he's , he's someone , because here's my thing , right , okay , so let's say you got okay . What's Elon Musk ? How much does he work ?

A lot of hundreds of billions .

Too much money .

Okay , so how much is the 10th richest person worth ?

Probably about 90 billion Nigga . We can still do the exact same thing .

That's what I'm saying .

So what can you ?

do . No , I understand that no .

So that's what I'm saying I guess .

I guess not from a money aspect , but from a popularity .

No , LeBron and Ronaldo was like the same to me . They both super popular .

Yeah , like it's like this , like Taylor Swift .

Now , if you go like , it's extremely popular right Like if you go over and all doing like Kevin Durant , crazy , yeah , okay , no , that that might be , and that's what I'm just saying , because Kevin Durant is super , super , super popular .

They're going to be Kevin Durant .

No , that's what I'm saying . I'm just going to say we'll be Kevin .

Durant but hey , once you get to a certain amount of money , yeah that shit , it don't make no sense .

Oh yeah , no , I understand the money part , the money aspect .

I don't give a fuck how many people know me . That part doesn't matter .

I don't really care about how much money . I have yeah but that's what I'm saying . You care about it . But what are you going to be ? Yeah , then you're going to be Ronaldo .

Okay , I don't really he's thinking about it , but this is what I'm saying . Once you get to a certain amount , once you get to okay , but Ronaldo probably makes about , let's say , close to 300 million a year . That's cool . I mean he makes about 120 .

Yeah , I'll take the 120 .

I mean he did it in the United States . I'm not following it .

Hey , tell me where you're going . Just name a place where you're going , just like a vacation . Let's say Ronaldo's going to the French Riviera . Okay , d all right , I'll be there tomorrow , I'm going to China . All right , I'll be there tomorrow . I mean , the only thing is , if you get like 10 planes , I might only be to get six .

Yeah , I really don't be one of the big stars cuz like I said you see how big Taylor Swift is right .

Now you can't go nowhere .

Imagine as big as Taylor Swift is .

Imagine she can't do anything I saw saying Michael Jackson is on a separate listen and listen .

I'm gonna tell you this . Why ? Michael Jordan , michael Jackson , janet Jackson , while all these cats to me in my eyes ? Because way back then , these people , they were waiting for them and it was like Either word of mouth , the radio , or like the newspaper . Right now you can tweet IG , whatever there's nobody's talking podcast . Thank you very much . Guess what ?

That's a different . It's a different .

Yeah , hell yeah , that's what like these phones and all that stuff when you see Michael Jackson , just that was pandemonium .

All right , man , I do show the niggas hotel like hotels . He stayed . And you just why the fuck is just to ten thousand . Two , three , four thousand people just lined up outside the whole thing Is fate just looked up at a window .

I know why just just fainting when he walks by just you ?

a grown-ass man dog uses fading cuz another grown-ass man , I'm gonna tell you this when Grown man get excited now that I honestly do have a problem with this when grown man get excited for other grown nigga , I Absolutely do not understand it . I ain't talking about like a all-night they hit the shot .

That's what . Hey you can't get all of them , can't like they going .

Yeah , I mean what's wrong yeah ?

yeah , that's what excitement should be , like she's sitting up here getting excited over Busting your shorts , cuz you just saw a nigga .

Yeah , I never understood dude , like we call it pole jocking right .

Yeah , jocks and ifers . Man , you got girl jocks and ifers , guy jocks and ifers this dude leads the same way I do . Now , if you see the fear , the healthcare , and you like , oh , janet Jackson at the billmark .

Go hi penny .

Hey , if you know , you know , or hi , charlene , some people on now , but the older has their , get their , get the joke . Yeah you know , we just we are joking , we're just having fun right now , I guess , but I will tell you this Is Jada Pinkett Smith really Tupac ?

Man , she didn't lost her ever loving my love will Smith .

Now I'm gonna tell you this she's so disrespectful to her . Listen , who , though , I like , and I like an essence I don't . I don't have no disrespect for any of them , but I like Jada when she was Ronnie on minister society . I Like Jada when she was , but she wasn't set it off to right and then when she was on a different world .

Weird shit because they bored and they closed off from like the regular world to a certain point . Now you can't just go to grocery store and shop for yourself normal , or you gotta get your good the skies , or you can't yeah , you can't do normal shit , and then it's like okay .

That's why I'm like do you entertain my ? How famous do you really really want to be ?

I just want to be rich .

Yeah , just give me , yeah give me , give me the riches .

Give me the riches I don't know . Yeah , I don't need the fame , I don't want to be no no no , no .

I agree , give me , give me the riches , because then all of a sudden I'm gonna start Going out to the grocery store looking like Beetlejuice , because for some people that's a good thing .

you know it's different with basketball players , Most of my easily recognizable because when you watch them you always see they face some people , there's famous football players that if they just was to see them they wouldn't even know who . Yeah , I mean you got the one that's on the commercial channel .

Okay , I know this yeah , yeah , basketball , but also six , seven , six eight . So you look at it , do six seven , six eight , you like .

Like oh , this cat yeah .

Yeah you gotta do something yeah . So other than , that guarantee a normal fuck walk down the street . Payton Manning can be all six , five he they won't recognize . Yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , that's true , yeah , no , that's .

And then that's a lot of people won't . Won't recognize them . Guys like some of the , I mean like Jerry Rice is very , very Recognizable , but it's still probably some people . Yeah , they'll be like huh , okay , looks looks familiar .

I remember when we met Walter Payton . So who so who ? So who's this guy ?

That's like Damn . Who are they say ? Like Joe Montana .

Yeah dog .

They said that dude is so like Unassuming and and just like kind of like blends in . I mean , you know for us , true , like football fans , we still like , that's Joe minus Joe .

but now , but you see he's on all these commercials .

No , they pumping them commercials out , because these commercials was already filmed .

Yeah , yeah , but now it's even more because they pumping them out . Yeah .

Yeah , no , hey , that's what I said . Hey , yeah , it's right , right away . He sent up there . I was sitting , I got that popular . I mean he's popular , yeah , but Jake is super , super , super popular .

You know it's good for the NFL too . I know the NFL love it because now it brings a different fan base .

Oh yeah , no , I saw the people at the game , so send it

Swifties A little Swifty fan .

Had number 89 .

One of them had the number 13 , jersey , and people wonder why they're panning to Taylor Swift every time . Because that's what the Swifties want . Hey , they love it . That's more money for them , because now it brings this whole different fan base in . That wasn't really football fans now . Now they get .

OK , and you know , they say with the foot when the NFL going to hit them next year because they said these ratings are so high at the games that she's going to . But they're able to talk about the package next year . We like , oh , we got these views , we got these views . We got these views so they can set their rates Rates higher .

I'm sure I heard , I know I've heard of her .

I couldn't name I know the ones that they all talk about .

But yeah , she's a pop star on the planet right now .

Yeah , hell , yeah , like dog . And then that movie is out and they got people going crazy , singing , standing up in the chairs in the movie , getting other people mad Like what in the hell is going on ?

The whole concert's in there .

Yeah , it's nuts . You sit up here you think you think like , oh , you know what , just for research purposes you need to go see it right . Then you start thinking you be like God . You know what . I think I look crazy , walking in by myself the bag of popcorn To the Taylor .

Go and then find some little mamas .

You sitting up here . Man listen , that stuff is crazy . You know me , there's a lot of men out there that like her , but you just People go .

I don't understand , like you said , why people go crazy over superstars and you know , like it really I can understand , music could affect your life .

Yeah .

Listen to it . You know I love music . There's certain types of music .

Yeah , yeah , yeah , music sets the tone .

Yeah .

Like no , no matter what , if you say , if you want to be happy .

Yeah , you got an R&B playlist for every , every mood . Yeah , yeah , yeah .

You got like even a country playlist . They do like whatever .

you listen to some rock and roll , like you say , whatever the mood is so , but again , like you said , I'm not going to go up to Taylor . Oh , that's Taylor Swift , oh , that's cool , but I'm , oh my God .

Yeah .

You know , like I said , I'm a huge Michael Jackson fan . What I've fainted every time I see Michael Jackson ? Yeah , I might have fainted , you would have fainted .

Yeah , I might . Yeah , yeah , no , I did . There is a couple .

There's a couple .

Michael Jackson , michael Jordan and Oprah , probably Denzel Denzel . Yeah , they're going to make me faint Denzel yeah they're going to make me faint .

Yeah , denzel , can I get a name ? Yeah , I'm a faint . Make it a hug , I'm a odd , damn Ah .

It just passed out like damn man . That was Denzel Denzel Washington . Yeah , but other than that man I like , yeah , like everybody else , like I liked them Kat .

I could definitely understand how about Prince ? I'm more of a Michael .

Jackson guy ? Yeah , I am too . Yeah , I'm more of a Michael Jackson guy , I know , uh , simon was a big , a big Prince Prince , yeah , so , but you know , when ladies , when ladies sit up there , when they faint , but you know , sometimes I was just talking about dudes in a pair . Yeah , yeah , michael Jackson man .

I've never seen him in person , yeah , other than at a bathroom .

Yeah , no , I've like seen him down here at the Skazere Airport .

Okay .

I was kind of sitting there chilling like man . I probably steered at him like maybe 15 minutes too long . I was like damn , that's Mike Jay .

Jezel .

I'm like that nigga jumped from the file line . I love his shoes . I'm just the whole conversation I'm just having with myself is I'm kind of going up the steps in the in the airport . I'm like , damn , that's Mike Jay . I'm like I mean he can sit up here and I can tell you right now I am the best basketball player ever . You'd be like nigga , stop it .

We asked him anyway .

So I'm just like damn .

You could be like oh , I'm the . And then most people just be like you say both .

I am the fastest man ever in the world .

You've seen that fear Like you and your names in the record book for the fastest 100 meter and 200 meter time . Right yeah Ever .

Yeah .

Oh , that's right .

Yeah . They got the record for the four by one . Huh , Dad , dad , I'm telling you , dad , dad , just just think you are the best ever .

I wonder if that's in the Guinness Book of World Records ?

It's got to be yeah , yeah , yeah . No , that stuff is in the Guinness Book of World Records Like like them , them track times like Flo Joe and all that we need to come up with something stupid to break , break a record Just to have .

I don't need to be breaking records . The fuck of it . Fuck of it .

I ain't doing stupid shit .

Not , not , it don't have to be stupid , it's just got to be something . Uh , okay .

I didn't have a world record how many times you stroke this deer . I did it five times in one day . My meat ain't even raw yet .

Oh my God , they got to come verify that too . They be like okay , yeah , you just got to sit in there .

So I say , oh , I got the world record for how far I can shoot my common cause room . Hey , well , we knew it was coming to measure .

Voker Sterling has arrived . There he is .

Who , who . Who decides that ? So who won't come and verify this ?

Hey , I can't tell you this . I did no , I didn't see . The whole entire thing Should be arrested . But I saw a guy that was attempting to break a world record .

Oh session probably .

Yeah , probably had to be , Because obviously he wasn't even trying to , he wasn't trying to get a score or anything . But I remember him attempting to break it . I wonder what they hit him for those feasts and I don't even . Oh no , they were probably they were in on it . You know , they were just happy because the news were there .

He was on the boss , and we kept wondering like and this is the ride .

So they just kept letting it roll through , huh .

Yeah , this ride was new , yeah , and now I'm not doing it Now . So what it is is and I love rollercoaster , it was stuff other people get on . He just didn't have to get off .

Oh , got you and I'm like Cause they knew he was attempting to break a record .

I'm like man , he taking up a seat , nigga , but I'm into the ride . It was brand new . I remember that's when the first kids came out and we was like why this nigga just sitting here ? Cause we and Lyft are like two hours , like why is it ? It was like , oh yeah , he trying to go on for a world

Yeah , I got a trivia question for you . How many records do you think one person owns in the Guinness Book of World Records ? How many records would you think here ? There's over 53,000 records .

And one person who owns the most ? Yes , seven .

Oh no , some weird person probably got about 20 . Y'all weigh off 530 .

Somebody got 530 records .

Yes , I'm fucking with no time on their hands .

Yo , they rich how many ?

times . Can I pick corn off a corn stalk ? Yeah , what'd he ?

do . That's what I'm looking at . I mean , yeah , just 530 dumb ass things .

Hey , I know that's significant .

Hey , I know , See , that's what I'm saying . See , that's different . We're like like both you like .

Yeah .

Who else can do this , that's legit yeah .

Indoor rolling I don't know . He comes up with all types of shit .

He did what ? Indoor rolling Like the Joey Chestnut Like he . He ain't no Guinness Book of World Records . This is sack racing .

He's fucking around and destroy his ex-soft fingers .

Distance , distance , sack racing .

He's doing sack racing . What the fuck happened here , bro ?

Race against a yak in Mongolia . Man , this dude . This is made up of all types of records .

This dude got 530 records he had over 600 .

at one point it's not good .

Basko got me buying bamboo coasters for the state .

Yeah hell , yeah , that's it yeah .

What state you about ?

to get Illinois ? Yeah , you like that . I don't even know where she got them from .

but Well , I'm getting them from Amazon . Yeah , I found you .

Yeah , I just can't handle it Like man .

You got more cities on there than you would , you know , kind of think .

Hey , I'm telling you this .

I kind of figured that based off these Ohio coasters .

Hey , nike , these coasters , who else Sam's Water ?

Prairie State that's so trash .

I'm gonna need y'all to sit up here and send my checks so I can cash them , because we ain't exactly moving the meter like Taylor Swift , but we pushing some products . What Christian always say Pay us .

Pay us . Somebody need to pay us . We need to get this thing , hey Pay us .

Hey , you know what ? Listen , let me tell you this it's time to start doing some voiceover work . I know you can have video game voiceover work . Yup , I'm about to look . I'm about to look something like that .

See my voice is halfway decent .

So I sit up there , I got all the equipment , start chiming in and getting some of this voiceover work . Hey , I got a story real quick about a video game I had play . I'm not gonna say where or what , no , it was recent . So now what they do is you play said video game .

I was about to say NBA 2K . You build him the player .

I'm sitting up here like 30 minutes man , and I sort of got on set game one minute in , if you know . You know I'm sitting up here like what the hell just happened ? Damn , they knew what they were doing . I'm hyped too , like I was telling him before . He was like , oh , I was just made to default cat .

I'm about to sit up here .

Like , oh yeah , hair , I've been kept like a little stubble gears , right , I'm in a club . I'm like , oh yeah , we're about to get right . You know , they got all the ladies in the club . I'm sitting up here , you get to pick your voice . Okay , ready , start ? Damn , just see the dude getting buried . What in the hell just happened ?

I way why they gonna do this to me . I didn't know what this game is .

You're gonna have to tell me I won Duh yeah , I'm sitting up here like what the hell just happened , but anyway , other than that , anybody got some movie recommendations .

I'm on line back coast .

Hey Sterling's day . He said he watched a movie or something .

I ain't watch it , but he knows coming out .

Oh well , there's a .

We're gonna assume the Marvels .

Oh , oh , yeah , yeah , yeah . Oh , the two Marvels yeah , we're Brie Larson . Yeah , yeah , it's gonna be like ?

I guess I'm assuming it's gonna be a sequel to Captain Marvel .

Captain Marvel , yeah .

Well , it's not necessarily a sequel . It's kind of after the events , though right , so it's everything in Marvel , it's all in it all . Yeah everything in the Marvel universe kind of just kind of keeps going .

Hey , I'm telling you right now I'm starting to get confused with this whole Marvel universe . I mean , I'm going to watch just because I like the action , but man , it's getting a lot . I'm so damn confused man , I'm making money off of it . Just give me Batman . That's what we need , Joe .

Spider-Man , because DC ain't making no money .

Well , they got the new Aquaman coming out . Yeah , we gonna see how that goes . Which the first Aquaman ?

That's in December . Oh yeah , yeah , I know Aquaman . At first I said I didn't want to see it . Then I realized I was like , yeah , yeah , yeah , I do , I want to watch it .

I want Aquaman to be making money , so I can do it . All the other shit that you're putting out , though .

Yeah , oh yeah , the Aquaman . Last thing to do good , or what was the last one ?

Black Adam I think the last one Did that one do , okay , I don't think so . No , they ain't one fucking with it . Yeah , they ain't figured out the form of the way Marvel has it .

I think Marvel just had it and I know they probably thought like , oh , we throw Dwayne , dwayne , rock Johnson in there and I'm sitting up here like dude . Sometimes I'm going to tell you this . This is just as an average movie goer . I'm not a movie critic , I'm not anything .

You was a superhero , nigga , especially if you hold onto a helicopter with a bike chain and your man come on .

I think that's why Marvel does it good , because they kind of maintain those characters , yeah , or even sometimes you , it's nice to see a movie when you don't know who the people are , because as soon as you see , ooh , jamie Foxx is Superman , all of a sudden I'm thinking about Wanda .

But it's crazy because what the Marvel Universe did ? They made these guys super popular . So now when you see them in something else , you're thinking about them .

Yeah , no , because just think Marvel character right Wasn't was like okay , Michael B Jordan , Remember when he was in Fantastic Four , Yep , I mean now , okay , now he did , he killed . He killed Wichita , because it was a minute he was in Fantastic Four and then he was Killmonger .

And then we have . But then you think about what's his name Iron man .

They do that , but a lot of that shit is prior to when Disney has the rights tomorrow .

Right right , right , right . So at the end of the day like , okay , we gonna build our own thing , right , right , right , I get it , I get it .

That's why I think they were still trying to they still trying to get the rights to X-Men so they can add them into the whole Marvel Universe .

Oh cause , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , that X-Men boy . I used to love watching the Wolverines that motherfucker used to come out .

So much too , boy . That's like 20 million X-Men moves man .

Cause , then Jennifer Lawrence was the little blue person , right ?

And James Stink . Her and Rebecca Romaine .

Yeah , yup , yup . Rebecca Romaine yeah , her and John Stamos . They were married , huh .

He said that shit fucked him up .

Yeah .

Yeah , I just read it .

Oh yeah , yeah , he did have , he did come out with stuff .

Cause he's about to be alcoholic . Behind that shit of some shit . Damn damn Damn boy Pussy . Was that good boy ?

Yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , y'all life .

And what the what the nigga Stan say when he's talking about Martin Change your life .

Hey . Life hey life , be life and sometimes boy for real . Yeah , let me see . Oh the killer , hey killer , killer , weather . What's the name of killer of the flower moon ?

Robert DeNiro .

I know there's some Netflix movies coming and I'm trying to figure out what the trillion movie is on Netflix . It keep popping up on my phone .

You said the ? What movie ? The trillion ? Oh , I don't know what that is .

Popped up on my phone .

Do the .

Netflix .

And there's a few Netflix and a couple of Amazon Prime movies . I don't know what the name of them , but it's football season so I don't really be watching that much yeah .

Amazon Prime . I like hey my thing about Amazon because I'm a little weak .

I watch movies .

I just don't like the series and stuff I like series , if I can get into it , if I'm two episodes in and I don't mean really .

I could do series . I like series .

Like I can do it , but I'm saying , like how you say this football ?

season .

No , I can watch a movie , let me just watch a movie . Well , actually , right now I can watch a series too . Yeah , I can watch movies and series . I'm like OK , I'm not doing anything , I'm not watching .

So now I'm trying to think I don't know if there's any good series out .

Yeah , I know , I'm still waiting on SWAT to come out , but the actors they're on strike still right .

Think so it's supposed to be coming off here pretty soon , though , right .

I think I'm going to watch the marvelous Mr Mayzul over again . Rachel Brodlin here , the white lady that's the main character in there For some reason . I'm not really OK . I'm not going to say I'm not fun to white women . I don't have the problem with them like that . I just want Mary One . I prefer to marry a black person , but plain white women .

So I'll take it . What's his ladies name ?

Rachel Brosnahan , Maggie Sif , Anne Hathaway I don't know , even though she got like that glamorous thing about it , but she's plain as fuck .

I know who Anne Hathaway is . She was on Devil Wears Prada , right ? Ok , I know that .

Yeah , Chris F Diaries . Just you know , not all dolled up . I mean , that's all good , Plain is good , no , listen , I'm telling you remember we're talking about , like the long like dragon nails dog .

Come on now .

Knock it off Because I want to know who wiped me in your ass . Because you're not doing it . Not that well .

They scratch their ass with their nails . You can't work out .

You can't work out with them long . Think about it .

Now if your nails ?

is that long you can't grab no dumbbells , you can't grab the doodle , doodle , doodle .

I don't know what you're saying , bro .

Dumb , you know , not working out . That's . That's all , obviously , but I like to eat some ass . Why can't you know that ? Because I can't trust you . You've got these low nails . I want to know who wiping your ass . There it is .

I just want to know . Now we got to the root of the story . Ruda to the , to the .

Have you hired a professional ass wiper ?

How you ?

say hey , you know what ?

A beautiful chick with some log nails you be like . I need to rest .

No , you

somebody's watch .

I'm the dog , the feel is how long they are . No , nigga We'll talk about like the vampire ?

No , the hell you got five inches in your ass because you just try to wipe your ass . Now you're cutting your Fuck out of here .

Well , maybe they got it down because they be typing with the long nails , so maybe they got it . You ain't going to , you got to try that many things to move you .

You can't wipe your ass . So she pulled her pants down .

No , no , she ruined the whole experience . Well , I guess this is the booty wiping episode Bought to you by yours truly sterling .

Hey , you know , sterling is going to always deliver , as always nobody's talking podcast on Just tell me how you wipe me . This is an educational moment .

We want to know nobody's talking podcast at gmailcom . Dms . Nobody's talking podcast . This is a video . I'm sure this is this is a process . See , give us a big lady right .

She was doing a tutorial on how big women should wash their bodies and I think it's very normal for us trying to try to go on her , but I appreciate it , because this is how you don't smell like vinegar . She's trying to show you so what she like , like she's like you know she was in the shower Now . She had on like a swimsuit . She was in the shower .

Wait now . This is what I want to know . How did you end up on that video , or did it just like pop up ?

It just popped up , oh , ok , and I was like you know , because the motherfucker was saying something about in little culture , because you know , I guess , little guy , big people you know , loving a seven , they don't like that . Hey , listen , that motherfucker is around . Hey , love who you love and deal with it , hey don't . Hey , that's how Listen , stop all .

Well , there we go . I want no three inches .

Oh , you know what ?

Oh , ok , we're still going . Three inches is probably .

Yeah , listen , man , if you ain't using your regular nails and you got pointy nails at the end of your shit , how you ? Hey y'all , I'm just third , we're going to fit way .

We're going to do some research and we're going to tell you next week exactly how to do what Sterling with long , long nails .

I just want to know you better have wet wipes too . Why you wiping your ass with long nails ?

We are yeah .